Original subtitles

forever we can make it

koisuru otometachi no shisen tobikau It's so cute

恋する乙女達の視線飛び交う It's so cute

The eyes of girls that have fallen in love, "it's so cute!"

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

Though if someone were to remove it,

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

you'd become so nervous that you'd start to dream about it.

tsumiagete kita anata he no omoi

積み上げてきたあなたへの思い

So even if these feelings I have gathered up for you,

umi ni okkochitemo

海に落っこちても

fall into the ocean,

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

So we are never give up

So we are never give up

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

forever we can make it

Commander Zastin!

An unidentified object is heading towards Earth.

What should we do, Commander Zastin?

So it already appeared, huh?

However, this was expected.

It would be simple if I were to help, but...

this is another trial Muko-dono must face.

We shall keep watch and observe his ability.

I wish you luck, Muko-dono.

Alien Assassin

Toilet...

Toilet...

Toilet...

Toilet...

Toilet...

Toilet...

Toilet...

Toilet...

To-

Men's Toilet

Gi Burii.

Where is Lala?

Sniff.

Sniff.

Sniff.

Lala is nearby.

I can smell Lala!

Sniff.

In here!

Okay then, please begin to dissect your frogs.

Okay!

Rito, what is "dissect"?

We're going to open the frog's stomach with this.

Why?

To find out more about frogs, I guess.

Find out more?

Yep.

I want to find out more about you, rather than frogs.

So...

I want to dissect Rito!

What are you talking about, silly?

Rito!

It's Lala!

No doubt about it!

Flirting in a place like this...

Rito, will it be okay if I use tweezers?

Come on, stop it!

Let me dissect you!

You're not kidding!

Wait!

If you're okay with me, I'll be happy to let you dissect me anytime.

Okay.

Rito!

Save me!

That man is Lala's fiancé.

Lala!

Rito!

Lala!

Jealousy.

Lala!

Wait!

Let me dissect you!

I told you to stop!

What's wrong?

You've been spacing out a lot recently, Haruna.

T-That's not it... at all.

Stop it!

Have they grown a bit?

Growing is a good thing.

Wait, Rito!

What is that horny idiot doing?

Looking at that other girl while Lala is chasing him...

He looked at her again!

If I remember correctly,

my information said something about Lala's fiancé liking some other girl, too.

Give it up!

That girl is the one Lala's fiancé likes.

Rito!

Just give me a break!

I won't forgive that kid.

Help me!

You, what are you doing dressed in that costume?

But you know...

It looks like a very well-made costume.

Who are you?

I am the headmaster of this school.

Headmaster?

I see.

Then...

So... I spilled water all over my potato chips...

And then?

Well, because it'd be a waste...

...and then I ate them.

Seriously?

And, and...

it was kinda like mashed potatoes, pretty good actually!

Headmaster?

You're kidding!

It's true! It's true!

So I've been hooked ever since! It's great!

You should seriously try it!

Y'know milk, right?

Yeah, so that time when I made that ramen, right?

You.

With milk?

Yeah, yeah!

So then... it turned into something kinda stew-like...

Sairenji.

I'd never have thought that'd work...

But it was pretty good!

Sairenji.

The headmaster is calling you.

I have something to ask you.

Please come with me.

But...

Bring your lunch and come with me.

Headmaster's orders.

Y-Yes.

By the way, where is Lala-chan?

She's chasing Rito.

Ah, I see.

Rito!

Let me dissect you!

You're taking this too far!

Just give it up!

Please tell Yuuki Rito that I have taken Sairenji-kun with me.

Okay...

Then, Sairenji-kun, let's go.

Where are we going?

To where the gym equipment is stored.

Um... What are we doing there?

It doesn't matter, just come!

Y-Yes...

Lala, it's already lunchtime!

Don't you need to eat lunch?

Nope!

Dissecting seems more fun than eating!

So, Rito...

Hurry up and let me dissect you!

Are you an idiot?!

Rito.

What is it?

We're kind of in the middle of something!

Rito~

The headmaster told me to tell you that he took Sairenji to the Gym Equipment Room.

As I said,

the headmaster told me to tell you that he took Sairenji to the Gym Equipment Room.

What are you talking about?

No idea.

Anyway, I've told you.

Hey, hold on!

I'm not going to wait.

What?

I'm going to the toilet for a bit.

Until I get back, Saruyama can be your specimen.

Saruyama will?

Me?

Sure.

Right, then I'll leave it to you.

Rito.

Lala-chan, what should we do?

That's right.

Let's play Dissect-the-Frog!

I won't tell anyone!

That voice...

Haruna-chan!

Even though this girl isn't a match for Lala,

she's still pretty good herself.

Sniff.

Haruna-chan!

Headmaster!

You're early, Yuuki Rito.

I would have preferred it if you had taken your time.

Haruna-chan!

What's going on?!

What are you doing?!

Gi Burii.

An alien!

My name is Gi Burii.

Yuuki Rito,

I will have you keep your hands off Lala.

Off Lala?

The one who will marry Lala and become the successor of Deviluke,

will be me.

I assure you, Rito.

It will not be you.

Feels good...

Rito is late...

More! More!

Lala-sama,

this is just speculation, but maybe Rito-dono is not coming back?

Why?

Rito said he was going to the toilet.

And he's taking far too long for that.

I guess he is slow, but...

To put it simply, I guess you were tricked by Rito-dono.

No way!

If you're chased so persistently, I think it's only normal to use lies to get away.

That's not nice!

I'm definitely going to dissect Rito!

Sniffing Trace-kun!

Sniffing Trace-kun,

look for this scent!

What's that?

Rito's pants.

Lala-sama! Where did you get such a filthy-

Come on, Trace-kun.

Understood.

This way!

Let's go, Peke!

More... more...

This scent...

Rito's in here, right?

Rito!

What is this thing?!

Nice smell~

Hey! Search properly!

S-Sorry!

Yuuki Rito,

cancel your engagement to Lala.

Whether I cancel it or not...

I've got very little patience.

Haruna-chan's w-white...

b-breasts are...

Now isn't the time to get excited!

It's only going to get worse after this.

Now say it!

Say that you will pull out of your engagement to Lala!

B-Bastard...

Taking a girl that has nothing to do with this as a hostage,

and putting her through something this horrible...

Do you think Lala will fall for you after doing that?

I think you're misunderstanding something.

Lala will marry me.

That's what I've decided.

Does that mean that both

Lala and Haruna-chan are nothing but tools to you?

When you say it that way, it makes me look like the bad guy.

You're the worst!

Over here!

Rito!

I finally found you!

So this is where you were hiding!

Sniff.

You're Gi Burii...

Why are you here?

Haruna!

Gi Burii!

What are you doing to Haruna?!

I can't get enough of that angry face.

You belong to me.

I've told you a number of times that I hate you!

You can tell me as many times as you like.

It only feels better!

What the...?

Lala, this is your last warning.

Marry me,

for if you don't...

Haruna!

Sniff.

Let go of her!

I'm going to kick your ass.

Rito?

I'll take him on,

you take Haruna-ch-

Sairenji and get away.

Rito...

I'm sorry!

What did you just say?

C-Crap.

I said... even if you say "I'm sorry",

I won't back down anymore.

W-What happened to him?

This is Gi Burii's real form,

a Balukeian.

Balukeian?

They are aliens with excellent imitation abilities,

but they are extremely physically weak because of that.

So that was all a bluff?

I was really scared back there.

Now that I think about it, he was disguised as the headmaster.

I hear snoring.

He seems okay for the moment.

Quietly...

What are you doing here?

Mother!

What now?

Mother?

Today of all days, I will not be forgiving you, dear.

U-Um... well...

Gi Burii has a wife?

Then why were you talking about marriage?

Not only a wife, but children as well!

Dad!

My son!

No way...

And on top of that...

Are there more children?

There are more children and wives!

What do you mean?

This idiot husband used his imitation abilities and went off to other planets,

imitated the most handsome alien ever,

and tricked women into having children with him!

Handsome?

That's rough.

Everyone's coming.

Where?

Papa!

Honey!

Daddy!

Darling!

Daddy!

Save me!

Lala, can't you do something about this?

Well, it's tedious, so...

Wishy-Washy Warp-kun!

Everyone gather round and get warped off Earth!

All solved!

Haruna-chan!

This uniform...

Can you do something about it, Peke?

Leave it to me!

This kind of material can easily be repaired by my system.

What's wrong, Rito?

Lala, I'm going to leave now,

so please take care of the rest.

Weird.

He was the one who saved her, too.

How beautiful.

Honey!

Papa!

Daddy!

Dear!

Daddy~

What?

You!

Disguising yourself as something like that again!

Save me!

Hold it!

School Infirmary

Lala-san...

You're awake, Haruna?

Why am I...?

It seems that you collapsed from anemia in the gym.

Oh.

I'm so glad you're all right!

L-Lala-san.

Did you find me?

Nope.

The one who saved you was... Rito.

Why do I get the feeling I've forgotten something?

Oh well.

More...

More...

More...

More...

More... More...

Tighten it more!

More...

More...

More... More...

Touch me more...

mizutama aisare moyou

水玉愛され模様

Polkadots are a loved pattern!

doko datte ikite yukeru no yo

どこだって生きてゆけるのよ

They can live and breathe anywhere!

taisetsuna watashi no omamori yo tsureteitte

大切な私のお守りを連れていって

I always take them with me, as my beloved charm.

tabi wo shite kimi no moto made

旅をして君の元まで

I traveled to you.

nami ni notte gungun dokomade

波にのってぐんぐんどこまで

I'll ride the waves and gradually get anywhere.

mizutama wa itta wa aisuru to wa toki ni minikuku mo aru to

水玉は言ったわ愛するとは時に醜くもあると

Although I say polkadots are loved, they can be ugly sometimes too.

fumidasu ashi chiisaku furueru jimen

踏み出す足 小さく震える地面

My feet press forward on the slightly trembling ground.

kotae nado iranai kono omoi kienai kana

答えなど要らない この想い消えないかな

I don't need an answer! Why won't these feelings just disappear?

hoshi ni lullaby utatteru yo

星にララバイ歌ってるよ

I'm singing a lullaby to the stars!

kimi to baibai dekiru deshou

君とバイバイできるでしょう

Bye-bye to you! I'm sure I can do it!

usobuita sora usotsuki wa doko

嘯いた空嘘つきはどこ

Under this exaggerated sky, where is the liar?

usobuita sora usotsuki wa doko

嘯いた空嘘つきはどこ

Under this exaggerated sky, where is the liar?

mizutama to me ga atta

水玉と目が合った

That's when I saw the polkadot.

ima lullaby utatteru yo

今ララバイ歌ってるよ

I'm singing a lullaby right now!

kimi to baibai dekiru hazu wa nai deshou

君とバイバイできるはずはないでしょう

Bye-bye to you! I'm not sure that I can do it!

negai nose kimi ni todoku yo

願い乗せ 君に届くよ

I'll send my wish and it will reach you!

Lucky Tune

ラッキーチューン

Preview

Rito!

Let me introduce him!

This is my childhood friend, Ren-chan!

That transfer student is an alien?

He came to Earth to become more manly!

As expected, your childhood friend makes no sense.

It's the era of men.

It's written as "Man" but read as "Kan" from "Kanji"!

No, that's backwards.

Looks like Risa, Mion and Haruna are all going to try hard to become more manly!

Haruna-chan?!

I definitely don't want that!

Next time on To-Love RU:

"All Men Should Be Like This!"

All Men Should Be Like This!

As a male, what should I do at a time like this?!