Original subtitles

forever we can make it

koisuru otometachi no shisen tobikau It's so cute

恋する乙女達の視線飛び交う It's so cute

The eyes of girls that have fallen in love, "it's so cute!"

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

shai dashi se mo hikui kare ni watashitachi muchuu

シャイだし背も低い彼に私たち夢中

He was a little shy and a bit short, but we were captivated by him.

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

zasshi no renai koonaa hiku taimingu ga daiji

雑誌の恋愛コーナー引くタイミングだ大事

Over at the romance magazine section, "Knowing when to pull out is important."

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

nonki de ii wa

呑気でいいわ

Just take it easy!

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

hito no kokoro ni nozoki ana ga tsuitetara donna ni ii darou

人の心に覗き穴が付いてたらどんなにいいだろう

Wouldn't it be great if people's hearts had a peeping hole?

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

Though if someone were to remove it,

dareka ni torareru yume made michau hodo fuan ni mo naru kedo ne

誰かに取られる夢までみちゃうほど不安にもあるけどね

you'd become so nervous that you'd start to dream about it.

tsumiagete kita anata he no omoi

積み上げてきたあなたへの思い

So even if these feelings I have gathered up for you,

umi ni okkochitemo

海に落っこちても

fall into the ocean,

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

mata mitsukedaseru tte ierukara

また見つけ出せるって言えるから

I'll be able to say that I can find them once again.

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

kidzutsuitatte ii ja nai

傷付いたっていいじゃない

Who cares if you get hurt

So we are never give up

So we are never give up

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

saikou no chansu Now is the time

最高のチャンス Now is the time

This is the best chance! Now is the time!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

minogasanai only once

見逃さない Only once

Don't let it slide! Only once!

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

koukai nante shitakunai deshou

後悔なんてしたくないでしょう

You don't want to have any regrets, do you?

forever we can make it

Yuuki-kun...

What is it, Haruna-chan?

What kind of relationship do you have with Lala?

What kind of relationship?

We're not really in a relationship.

Really, Yuuki-kun?

Of course.

Because I...

Because I am...

Yuuki-kun.

Haruna-chan...

I-I...

Good morning, Rito.

Your room is next door!

I just wanted to be beside you.

Like I said...!

A Love Apron from Outer Space

Here, Lala-san.

Enjoy.

Yay! Itadakimasu.

Here's yours, Rito.

Itadakimasu.

I can't wait!

It's so tasty!

Really?

It's just normal bacon and eggs.

This is the first time I've ever eaten something so warm.

Isn't food normally warm?

That's not true, Muko-dono.

Zastin!

Lala-sama has been living on Deviluke as a princess.

Royalty have poison tasters for their food.

By the time the tested food reaches the dining table,

It's so good!

it's usually cold.

Really?

Yep.

Even royalty has it tough.

That was good!

They have to worry about being poisoned when they eat and so on.

Thanks for the meal.

Yes, exactly.

Poisoning?

Well then...

Delicious!

Morning!

Good morning!

That's her, right? The new transfer student?

She's really cute.

Who's the guy next to her?

Apparently, they live together.

That pisses me off!

I didn't wish for this.

Haruna!

Good morning!

This morning was bacon, eggs and rice!

Is that so?

What did you have?

Well, for me, rice and miso soup can bring out the taste of anything.

Bring out the taste?

Haruna-chan...

When someone says bring out the taste, they mean-

Huh? You were that excited over bacon and eggs, Lala?

Well, delicious things are delicious.

I heard you were born overseas, but where?

Really far away!

Is that also a custom in your country?

I guess you could call it a custom.

But even if you're relatives, it's weird that you're freeloading off Yuuki.

How are you related?

Cousins?

We're getting married!

What the heck am I supposed to do?

What are you worrying over, Muko-dono?

Zastin!

If...

This is simply a possibility...

But you're not regretting your engagement to Lala-sama, are you?

No! Um, you know I'm still a student,

so I was wondering if it was okay to get married at such a young age.

I see.

I suppose that is a justifiable problem.

However, it is a marriage to the princess of Deviluke, Lala-sama.

It's a simple path to becoming the King of Deviluke.

You say "King of Deviluke",

but what does the king do?

Well...

First of all, there's capturing territory during interstellar wars.

Capturing?

Territory.

Interstellar wars?

Yes.

Deviluke shall claim this planet as its own!

Your Highness!

Muko-dono,

it's probably a good idea to start combat training now.

Real battles will not wait for you.

H-Hold on a sec!

What is it?

It's impossible! I'm not cut out for invasions!

Look, I'm just a mere Earthling!

I guess that's true.

Well, I'm sure you'll be good in the other fields.

As long as you can protect territory during interstellar wars, it should be fine.

Protect.

Territory?

Interstellar wars.

This is Deviluke's 28th defense line,

Requesting permission to retaliate!

we're taking heavy fire and the commander's been hit!

All units switch to D formation, quickly!

This sector is Deviluke's territory.

We will not let it fall into enemy hands, no matter what.

Fire!

Don't falter!

Your Highness!

No way...

It's probably a good idea to start officer training-

Muko-dono?

No!

So he has class?

I guess it can't be helped, then.

And so... this becomes this and...

If I get married to Lala,

I'll definitely be sent to the battlefield.

Moreover, it'll be a battlefield in space, with no end to it!

Okay, Yuuki-kun, come forward to the board and-

No!

Rito?

Yuuki-kun?

Well,

so my classes have no relation to the cool and icy isolation generation!

No, I didn't mean to say that to you...

Today was tiring.

Honekawa-sensei was really interesting today, don't you think?

What's the matter?

You seem a little strange, Rito.

You think so?

Hey, hey, what's for dinner?

Well, since Lala-san seems to enjoy hot food, I decided on sukiyaki.

For me?

Don't you like it?

Mikan!

I'm so happy!

R-Really?

But, what's sukiyaki?

Itadakimasu~

Itadakimasu.

Itadakimasu.

Why are you here?!

Well, it doesn't matter.

This is delicious!

It's not like we don't know him.

So tasty!

So, is there nothing delicious on Deviluke?

That is not the case!

That is not the case... However,

this is delicious!

So tasty...

Please choose between eating and talking.

Sorry to be so rude, but may I have more of that thing you call "rice"?

Sure.

You have my gratitude.

Here.

I can't get enough of this!

Zastin, that's not fair!

Let's finish the udon with spikenard.

What's that?

It's really good.

I went ahead of myself!

Is there really nothing delicious on Deviluke?

I said there is, so there is!

But this is delicious, too!

Yep.

Hey, what kind of food do you have on Deviluke?

Well, should I try making you something?

I'd love to try some!

Okay, just wait a sec.

Do you have any Egraboron?

I don't think so...

And any Jaganiaagyan?

Definitely not.

Lala-sama, allow me to pick some similar ingredients for you.

Oh yeah, Lala-san, you should wear this apron.

Apron?

Yeah.

You have to wear this when you're cooking.

Lala-sama, how about these?

Good!

Alrighty! I'm going to give it a go!

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead~

Go ahead!

Well, Rito?

Is it good?

Yuuki-kun!

Don't do it!

Don't get on!

Haruna... chan...

So tasty!

Yep, yep.

What was that?

He came back.

Welcome back, Rito!

How far did you go?

What?

Was I dreaming the whole time?

There it is!

Looks like I messed up a little.

There were no other options.

We couldn't get the real ingredients.

What about the problem of her cooking skills?

To tell you the truth...

Today was my first time cooking.

First time?

That's it!

Your Highness!

Your Highness!

This is the only way to evade that fate!

Rito, is something wrong?

Lala, listen.

I... I...

I won't marry someone who's no good at cooking!

What are you talking about?

Lala-sama is a princess.

The Royal Palace shall cook for her!

I want to eat delicious food made by the girl I love!

If it doesn't taste good, I'm out.

If you're no good at cooking, then go back to Deviluke!

Um... Lala-sama...

Wait, Lala-sama!

Hey, what are you trying to do?

I'm not trying to do anything.

It's exactly as I said.

Um... Lala-sama...

Wait, Lala-sama!

This is for the best.

This is peace...

Oh yeah...

Lala...

Morning.

Where is Lala-san?

Still gone.

Hey, Rito, what are you going to do?

What am I going to do?

What if Lala-san doesn't come back?

That's fine.

She went back to her own home.

Geez, you're such an idiot!

What?

Yo!

What? You're not with Lala-chan today?

Y-Yeah.

Sairenji, good morning.

Good morning.

Huh? Where is Lala-san today?

No, she's just...

What the heck is that?

This is fine.

This is for the best.

Then this will become like that, is everyone listening?

This is for the best, but...

I want to eat the delicious food the girl I love makes!

If it doesn't taste good, I'm out.

If you're no good at cooking, then go back to Deviluke!

I shouldn't have said it like that.

But, if I didn't say it like that,

I'd be fighting interstellar battles as the King of Deviluke.

But...

That can't have been our farewell.

Let's see, where's Lala-kun...

She's absent today...

Then...

Rito!

Preparations are done!

Come on!

Let's go, let's go!

Come along,

for I will now show you the fruits of my success!

As usual, my classes are...

Sensei, I'll go and find them.

Please...

See, this is it!

Hey, Lala.

I'm sure this is impossible.

It's not impossible!

But...

Don't worry! It's going to work out!

It'll go "boof" and "bang" and with spirit and courage it'll work!

Just trust me.

I'm just a normal Earthling high school student...

It's how we do it in Deviluke,

so I'm sure you can understand.

It's just impossible for me,

I had to search every corner of the universe

to find these ingredients...

to be in anything like a war.

War?

Ingredients?

Lala, listen.

Things like taking territory and defending territory...

and interstellar war are impossible for me.

That's why I...

If you don't want to, then don't do it.

We have lots of generals and admirals.

Then...

Things like this...

And this...

Even Papa hasn't done those things recently.

Zastin, that idiot, scaring me like that...

And anyway, when I marry you, I'll be living with you on Earth, so don't worry.

I was so happy... when you said you loved me.

I said that?

You said you loved me,

so you wanted to eat my homemade cooking.

That's some positive thinking.

That's why I tried my best to gather these ingredients.

R-Right...

All this just for me?

I'm going to make it right now, so wait right there.

Peke!

Very well, Lala-sama.

Transform, apron form!

Ta-da!

How is it?

Lala, you wear an apron on top of clothes!

This is no good?

Yes, it's no good!

Change form!

How about this?

Well...

Okay!

Okay, I'm starting.

How did you fit that in there?

My invention: Freezing Container-kun.

It's equipped with a system that can curve space.

You can put anything away and freeze anything!

Where did those two go?

At times like this, even Lala seems to be a normal girl.

She's not exactly a normal girl, though.

So this is where you were.

Haruna!

Sairenji! Why are you here?

I came to find you two...

We're still in the middle of class.

T-That's right.

What are you two doing here?

What? We're not doing anything, really...

I'm cooking for Rito!

Cooking?

Because Rito said he wanted to eat homemade cooking by the girl he loves.

Hey! Lala!

When he talks like that, I've gotta do my best!

I see.

No, she doesn't mean it in that way!

It just somehow ended up like this...

Don't misunderstand anything, Sairenji!

What's a misunderstanding?

No! You shouldn't misunderstand either!

I just didn't want to be in an interstellar battle...

Yuuki-kun.

I want to know the truth!

S-Sairenji...

What is that?

Huh? An Andromeda giant octopus.

That's weird, it should've been frozen...

Don't tell me that there's some simple structural defect in your invention!

What the-

Sairenji!

Dammit, let her go!

You perverted octopus, let her go!

Hey!

Behave yourself!

He just-

Let go!

Let me go!

Hey! Stop!

An opponent like this will be an easy victory if you get serious!

Okay!

Lala-sama!

I can't summon any strength...

What?

Hey, let go!

Lala-sama!

You, you're nothing more than an ingredient!

I shall not forgive you for smothering Deviluke's princess, Lala-sama!

I'll slice you-

No, I will serve you whole - but sliced!

Zastin, behind you!

Je t’aime.

Note: "Je t’aime" means "I love you" in French.

My eyes! My eyes!

What the hell is that?

A Kentaros giant squid.

Let me go!

Let me go!

No!

I can't take it any more!

What?

Squid.

Octopus.

Y-You bastard.

I won't let you smother her either.

Zastin, behind you!

What the-

It's a great Mazeron giant lobster!

Freezing Container-kun is unfreezing them all by itself!

Let me go!

Don't tell me there are more in there!

Well, I wanted you to eat lots!

You bastard!

This is worse than interstellar war!

mizutama aisare moyou

水玉愛され模様

Polkadots are a loved pattern!

doko datte ikite yukeru no yo

どこだって生きてゆけるのよ

They can live and breathe anywhere!

taisetsuna watashi no omamori yo tsureteitte

大切な私のお守りを連れていって

I always take them with me, as my beloved charm.

tabi wo shite kimi no moto made

旅をして君の元まで

I traveled to you.

nami ni notte gungun dokomade

波にのってぐんぐんどこまで

I'll ride the waves and gradually get anywhere.

mizutama wa itta wa aisuru to wa toki ni minikuku mo aru to

水玉は言ったわ愛するとは時に醜くもあると

Although I say polkadots are loved, they can be ugly sometimes too.

fumidasu ashi chiisaku furueru jimen

踏み出す足 小さく震える地面

My feet press forward on the slightly trembling ground.

kotae nado iranai kono omoi kienai kana

答えなど要らない この想い消えないかな

I don't need an answer! Why won't these feelings just disappear?

hoshi ni lullaby utatteru yo

星にララバイ歌ってるよ

I'm singing a lullaby to the stars!

kimi to baibai dekiru deshou

君とバイバイできるでしょう

Bye-bye to you! I'm sure I can do it!

usobuita sora usotsuki wa doko

嘯いた空嘘つきはどこ

Under this exaggerated sky, where is the liar?

usobuita sora usotsuki wa doko

嘯いた空嘘つきはどこ

Under this exaggerated sky, where is the liar?

mizutama to me ga atta

水玉と目が合った

That's when I saw the polkadot.

ima lullaby utatteru yo

今ララバイ歌ってるよ

I'm singing a lullaby right now!

kimi to baibai dekiru hazu wa nai deshou

君とバイバイできるはずはないでしょう

Bye-bye to you! I'm not sure that I can do it!

negai nose kimi ni todoku yo

願い乗せ 君に届くよ

I'll send my wish and it will reach you!

Lucky Tune

ラッキーチューン

Preview

Miss Sainan Showdown?

What the heck is that?

I was invited to join by Tenjouin-senpai.

You participate too, Rito!

No, no, that's impossible, I'm not a "Miss".

But it seems like a lot of fun.

Apparently if you win, you'll get an invitation to an all-you-can-eat crab, eel and foie gras dinner!

It's decided, Lala.

We're aiming to win!

Yeah!

With this Bow-Wow Doggy-kun, we'll crush the opponents!

Aren't you misunderstanding something?

Next time on To-Love RU:

The Queen's Challenge

"The Queen's Challenge".

Who is Tenjouin-senpai?!