Original subtitles

Day after day, I love you!

まいにちまいにちスキスキ

mainichi mainichi sukisuki

Come here! Come here! I love you!

やってこいやってこいダイスキ

yattekoi yattekoi daisuki

You're a coo-coo-cool guy!

カッコカッコかっこよい あなたはオトコノコ

kakko kakko kakkoyoi anata wa otokonoko

C-C-Closed brackets. Hey, who are you looking at?

カッコカッコカッコとじ ねえ誰を見っているの

kakko kakko kakkotoji nee dare o mitteiruno

I'm a fluffy round girl

ふわふわまるっこい わたしはオンナノコ

fuwafuwa marukkoi watashi wa onnanoko

Fluffy, droopy, look over here!

ふわふわたわわわ こっちを向いてよっ

fuwafuwa tawawawa kocchi wo muiteyo

Love began when I first began loving you,

恋のはじまりはわたしからスキになり

koi no hajimari wa watashi kara suki ni nari

but from now on, please take care of me.

でもこの先はそっちから オネガイ

demo kono saki wa socchikara onegai

Sighing yet excited, which is it really?

吐息まじりうっとり 好奇心はどっちゃり

toikimajiri uttori koukishin wa docchari

From now on, it's going to be fun!

これからいいところ

korekara ii tokoro

Trouble!

とらぶって

torabutte

This round, round earth is a an odd miracle.

まわるまわる地球ちぐはぐミラクル

mawaru mawaru chikyuu chiguhagu mirakuru

We're always chasing after each other.

追いかけっこしてる

oikakekkoshiteru

I'm... I'm here!

わたしわたしここですよー

watashi watashi koko desuyo

It's a round, round world. Even when you shout,

まわるまわる世界あなたが読んでも

mawaru mawaru sekai anataga yondemo

I pretend not to know you. But when you catch me, I'll have lost.

知らん顔しちゃお 捕まっちゃったら負けよ

shiran kaoshichao tsukacchattara makeyo

Day after day, I'm always being so clumsy.

まいにちまいにちスキスキ

mainichi mainichi fukifuki

Come on! Come on! I love you!

やってきたやってきたダイスキ

yattekita yattekita daisuki

I love you!

ダイスキ

daisuki

Stop it...

Lala! You're in my bed again?!

Momo?

Good morning.

Did you sleep well?

Rito.

You should get ready for school...

Rito?

N-No, no! You've...

Hey!

Why the hell are you sleeping with Momo?!

Y-You've got it wrong!

When I woke up she was there!

Oh my, when you woke up?

Looks like you don't remember anything about last night, do you?

What do you mean by "last night"?

You little...

What's the meaning of this, Momo?

What are you talking about?

Why did you get into that beast's bed?

You mean Rito-san is a beast?

Why are you blushing?!

Well...

Hey, in the first place, he is Sis' fiancé!

Yeah, I'm aware of that.

But it doesn't matter who he's with, does it?

Besides, I'm fine with just this.

L o v e r

"This"?

Perhaps it's a bit too early for you, Nana.

You know, everyone has a different understanding of love.

You don't make any sense at all.

Besides, what do you like about him?

He's weak and bloody indecisive.

Then why don't you confirm it for yourself?

Nana and Momo

They said it's a nice place.

Then we can check it out after school, right?

Sure. I already told Mikan.

Well, it's been a while, so let's have fun together.

Yup! I'm really looking forward to this!

They're touching...

What?

N-Never mind.

Gosh, why do we have to do this so secretively?

In order to reveal someone's true character, you should see how he normally acts, right?

Oh yeah?

Ah, there he is.

Good morning.

Good morning, Yuuki-kun, Lala-san.

Morning, Sairenji, Oshizu-chan.

Yuuki-kun!

Rito!

I expected nothing less from Haruna-san!

You're pretty good at dodging in the blink of an eye.

Ow...

Yuuki-kun, are you okay?

Rito, you have to watch where you're going.

Believe me, I'm watching.

Klutz.

Come on, tripping over an empty can is so cliché.

Hey, you shouldn't cling to me.

Yuuki-kun, Lala-san, I won't allow any indecency on school grounds!

Get away from her!

No!

Rito-kyun!

Rito-kyun!

Beast.

That's one spectacular way to fall.

O-Ow.

You saw it, didn't you?

N-No.

I'll murder you!

It always comes to this, no matter what my answer is!

Weakling.

I believe that his opponent is just too strong.

It's just as I said, he's a failure as a human.

Strange...

Maybe he's the type that musters his strength only in crucial times.

Crucial times?

"The strong hawk hides its claws."

So when is that crucial time?

Oh, that's easy.

Dash!

Nice one, Saruyama!

Go for it, dude!

It's easy if we use your ability to communicate with animals and my ability to communicate with flora.

We also have this de-dial device Onee-sama created.

Um, yeah, I guess.

All right, let's do this.

Okay!

Gii-chan, the gigantic wild boar we met at Shishinabe!

Go!

What the hell is that?!

A... A wild boar?!

Freeze, Yuuki Rito!

Why do you always get in my way?!

I'm sorry!

S-Sorry!

I haven't done anything yet!

Are you all right, Rito?

Yeah, it's the usual stuff.

But...

I have the feeling it's three times worse than usual.

A failure of a human will remain a failure!

He's just an ordinary moron. End of story!

That's really strange.

It wasn't supposed to be like that.

It just proves that both of you are mistaken about him.

Despite all that's happened, he doesn't have any remotely cool attributes!

As I said from the start, he's just an ordinary—

Perhaps he noticed us!

Maybe he knew that we were observing him, so he deliberately acted like a klutz.

Why would he do that?

Well... I don't know, but...

It's a fact that everyone gathers around him.

I guess... so.

There must be a reason why Onee-sama has fallen head-over-heels for him.

So he's been tricking us all this time?

Gosh, this is what happens when I let you handle everything, Momo.

This is what you get for being a good girl and going around doing good stuff.

Of course, in comparison to you, I'm far more competent.

Some things are just like that, duh.

So, I, the more competent one, should devise a plan...

Are you done yet?

My tail...

That's unfair!

You little...

Payback time!

Hey! Let go of it!

You let go!

Let go of it!

Let go!

I feel bad for interrupting you two, but it's about time.

Time?

Flower viewing?

Yup.

We eat and drink while enjoying the view of cherry blossoms.

For us Japanese, it's an annual tradition we do at this time of year.

Hey, that sounds interesting!

You two should join us!

Of course we will—

Sorry.

We really appreciate your invitation, but we have something important to do now.

We had something—

So yeah, we have to pass this time.

Please go and have fun.

Come on, move.

Hey...

What was that about?

They were nice enough to invite us.

Are you out of your mind?

This is our chance.

Huh?

Don't give me that.

We're going to see his true character.

See it? How?

Don't worry. I have a plan.

The cherry blossoms are so pretty!

They're in full bloom!

Yeah. It's a shame that Nana and Momo didn't come with us.

Lala-san!

Haruna! Oshizu-chan!

You're here already?

Well, we came a little earlier.

That's no problem at all!

Let's spread the blanket and enjoy the cherry blossoms!

How does it taste, Yami-san?

It's delicious.

You girls found a great place.

Yeah, we were lucky.

The weather is great too.

It's just perfect for flower viewing.

Yep! It's just perfect!

So what are we going to do?

This.

Sup!

This is...

This is Sugitani-san, who lives in the Ceda Planetary System.

When you inhale his pollen, your suppressed desires will be released and you will reveal your true character.

I'm not quite following you.

In other words, we'll get Rito-san drunk and he'll reveal his true self.

Good luck, Sugitani-san!

Aye!

It has started.

Hey, Yuuki-kun.

Yes?

How about making it clear?!

She snapped out of the blue!

I've been waiting for you to finally say it.

Don't you think you've taken long enough already?!

S-Sairenji, what are you talking about?

Now she's sobbing.

Isn't that obvious?

I'm talking about your feelings.

I've always... always...

Sairenji...

Are you drunk?

No! I'm not drunk!

I'm not drunk at all!

Well, when people are drunk, they usually deny it.

I'm completely fine!

No, definitely not.

Haruna seems to be having fun.

It's weird.

Even though she didn't drink any alcohol...

Indecency...

Kotegawa?

I won't allow any indecency except if it's done to me!

I won't forgive you!

I won't forgive you if you don't make my head go blank!

I'm suffocating!

Thanks, Mikan.

I thought I was a goner.

Onii-chan.

"Onii-chan"?

Onii-chan!

Onii-chan, I've always...

I've always...

Do indecent things to me, too, Yuuki-kun!

That tickles!

What the heck?!

Huh? What happened to them?

So they've been holding back...

Princess.

Yami-chan?

I can see a spa.

What spa?

By the way, it's just an illusion I created for myself.

Oh?

Looks like you're having fun too.

Sis, you're supposed to point out her mistake!

Hey! That's just a lake!

It's common sense that you enter a spa naked.

I'll take your clothes off.

Hey, this turned out to be quite an adventure.

They're reacting differently than Devilukians do.

The effect is worse than we expected.

They've all gone crazy while revealing their true selves.

Y-Yes...

But he is...

Oshizu-chan!

Wake up from your beauty sleep and run away!

Oshizu-chan?

Her soul has already departed!

Oh my!

You're so adorable, Mikan-chan.

R-Really?

I feel like eating you.

Oshizu-chan!

Yes? What is it?

As I thought!

Get out of Sairenji!

What if I say no?

Well...

Oh no, Rito-san!

You wanted to satisfy yourself, so you went ahead and played with my body!

Jeez, you perv!

I don't care anymore!

I didn't do anything!

Rito-kyun!

I'm fine if it's with Rito-kyun.

Um, I'm not Yuuki-kun.

Ah, sorry.

Rito-kyun!

I'm not him either!

Then where is he?

There.

Rito-kyun!

I love you!

You got the wrong one again!

Huh? What are you planning to do to my body?

What's wrong with everyone?

Hey, Momo, this is really ba—

That's strange.

Rito-san is completely unaffected.

Now that you mention it...

He's...

Onee-sama is always like that, so there's no change on her part.

Lemme borrow this!

What on earth are you doing, Kotegawa?!

Why doesn't he change?

What do you mean?

Basically, the way he appears now is his true self.

Yami!

Stop it!

Oshizu-chan!

Sairenji!

He has no suppressed desires at all.

Is he enlightened like God himself?

Th-That's absurd!

Release more pollen!

But...

Just do it!

Sugitani-san!

What's going on?!

Hey, Lala!

Is this...

Yup! Everyone is having a lot of fun!

That's not what I'm worried about!

More! Gas the hell out of them!

What the hell is that?!

It inhaled its own pollen because the wind suddenly changed direction.

At this rate...

Nana! Momo!

Sis!

Onee-sama!

It's okay. I'll free you!

Princess.

Please leave it to me.

Yami-chan!

Yami-chan, that's not it.

Oh really?

Then this one.

No, maybe this.

Or this?

That's dangerous!

Or this!

No!

Yami-chan!

Lala!

This is bad! At this rate...

This way?

Nana!

Nana!

I somehow made it in time.

You okay?

Where are you touching me?!

No, it's not...

Well, sorry for being flat-chested!

Nana, use my de-dialer!

Roger!

This is your end!

Huh?

We're Devilukians. Did you forget that?

Yup.

Falling from that height is nothing.

Oh, yeah?

But...

Never mind.

Hey, Rito.

What are we going to do about them?

I can't look at them, but they're going to catch colds at this rate!

Don't worry.

Leave it to me.

Okay.

Ladies! You're going to catch colds!

Thank you.

Come on! Wake up!

Yami-chan, you too!

Wake up!

Rito.

Rito-san.

Hey!

What the hell are you two doing?!

Don't hesitate. Don't fool me.

ためらわないでごまかさないで

tamerawanaide gomakasanaide

Don't hesitate. Don't fool me.

ためらわないでごまかさないで

tamerawanaide gomakasanaide

Who do you like? Just say it!

どっちが好きなの言っちゃって

docchi ga sukinano icchatte

Eve wants to be together, but Adam just wants to be alone.

イブがふたりにアダムはひとり

ibu ga futarini adamu wa hitori

Eve wants to be together, but Adam just wants to be alone.

イブがふたりにアダムはひとり

ibu ga futarini adamu wa hitori

A storm is brewing in paradise.

楽園には嵐の予感

rakuen ni wa arashi no yokan

The fruit of selfishness is still sour.

まだまだ酸っぱいわがままな果実なの

madamada suppai wagamama na kajitsu nano

The fruit of selfishness is still sour.

まだまだ酸っぱいわがままな果実なの

madamada suppai wagamama na kajitsu nano

When I bring my lips closer,

くちびる寄せるたび

kuchibiru yoseru tabi

When I bring my lips closer,

くちびる寄せるたび

kuchibiru yoseru tabi

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

"Bite!"

がぶり

gaburi

"Bite!"

がぶり

gaburi

"Bite!"

がぶり

gaburi

Bite! Look at me! Hurry! Hurry!

かじってごらんよはやくはやく

kajitte goranyo hayaku hayaku

Bite! Look at me! Hurry! Hurry!

かじってごらんよはやくはやく

kajitte goranyo hayaku hayaku

You might get dizzy from this sweet scent.

甘い香りにくらくらしちゃうかも

amai kaori ni kurakura shichau kamo

Bite strongly! The mark of your teeth is a mark of your heart.

強く噛んで歯型は ハートマーク

tsuyoku kande hagata wa haatomaaku

Bite strongly! The mark of your teeth is a mark of your heart.

強く噛んで歯型は ハートマーク

tsuyoku kande hagata wa haatomaaku

You must find out

知られちゃいけない

shirarechaikenai

You must find out

知られちゃいけない

shirarechaikenai

because there's only one apple.

林檎はひとつしかないよ

ringo wa hitotsu shikanaiyo