Original subtitles

Day after day, I love you!

まいにちまいにちスキスキ

mainichi mainichi sukisuki

Come here! Come here! I love you!

やってこいやってこいダイスキ

yattekoi yattekoi daisuki

You're a coo-coo-cool guy!

カッコカッコかっこよい あなたはオトコノコ

kakko kakko kakkoyoi anata wa otokonoko

C-C-Closed brackets. Hey, who are you looking at?

カッコカッコカッコとじ ねえ誰を見っているの

kakko kakko kakkotoji nee dare o mitteiruno

I'm a fluffy round girl

ふわふわまるっこい わたしはオンナノコ

fuwafuwa marukkoi watashi wa onnanoko

Fluffy, droopy, look over here!

ふわふわたわわわ こっちを向いてよっ

fuwafuwa tawawawa kocchi wo muiteyo

Love began when I first began loving you,

恋のはじまりはわたしからスキになり

koi no hajimari wa watashi kara suki ni nari

but from now on, please take care of me.

でもこの先はそっちから オネガイ

demo kono saki wa socchikara onegai

Sighing yet excited, which is it really?

吐息まじりうっとり 好奇心はどっちゃり

toikimajiri uttori koukishin wa docchari

From now on, it's going to be fun!

これからいいところ

korekara ii tokoro

Trouble!

とらぶって

torabutte

This round, round earth is a an odd miracle.

まわるまわる地球ちぐはぐミラクル

mawaru mawaru chikyuu chiguhagu mirakuru

We're always chasing after each other.

追いかけっこしてる

oikakekkoshiteru

I'm... I'm here!

わたしわたしここですよー

watashi watashi koko desuyo

It's a round, round world. Even when you shout,

まわるまわる世界あなたが読んでも

mawaru mawaru sekai anataga yondemo

I pretend not to know you. But when you catch me, I'll have lost.

知らん顔しちゃお 捕まっちゃったら負けよ

shiran kaoshichao tsukacchattara makeyo

Day after day, I'm always being so clumsy.

まいにちまいにちスキスキ

mainichi mainichi fukifuki

Come on! Come on! I love you!

やってきたやってきたダイスキ

yattekita yattekita daisuki

I love you!

ダイスキ

daisuki

The enemy has appeared.

The enemy has appeared.

The enemy has appeared.

The enemy has appeared.

Haruna defeated Peromon.

Haruna defeated Peromon.

Haruna defeated Peromon.

Haruna defeated Peromon.

Haruna-san, you're amazing!

Nothing less than expected from the hero Sairenji!

All right, now it's my turn!

Rito used the water can.

Nothing happened!

I knew this was pointless!

Hey, Yuuki-kun!

Stop fooling around!

Telling me that isn't helping at all!

Gosh,

what spells can I use again...

Here we go.

Pupurin!

Peromon is fascinated.

Peromon is fascinated.

Peromon is fascinated.

Peromon is fascinated.

You perverts!

I'm so sorry!

I didn't know it was that kind of spell.

Yuuki-kun saw them.

Why do I have to go through this?

Wh-What's wrong with him?

He turned all red just because he saw her boobs.

Oh dear.

I wonder if he's going to be okay.

I don't think you need to worry that much.

After all, we have our trump card.

I guess.

The rest is up to the Demon Lord's diligence, I guess.

Just leave it to me, the Demon Lord, the strongest custom character in the game.

But waiting all the time is boring.

Where are you going, Demon Lord?

I'm tired of the bath.

I'll take a stroll.

Hey!

It's okay.

Let her do as she wants for now.

Trouble Quest

;;o

Rito defeated the monster. Rito has leveled up!

Rito defeated the monster. Rito has leveled up!

Rito defeated the monster. Rito has leveled up!

Rito defeated the monster. Rito has leveled up!

I somehow defeated it.

Rito

Not bad, Rito.

Haruna

Uh, yeah.

We have leveled up quite a bit now.

Mikan

We can beat the low-level monsters now,

Yui

but can we really make it out of this world?

I wonder how we ended up here.

I bet it was Lala.

Sup.

Morning.

A letter?

Don't tell me it's a love letter!

Class Center

Where the hell am I?

Class Center

Welcome to the Class Center for Starters!

Yay!

"Welcome"?

Yuuki-kun?

Sairenji? Mikan too?

Yuuki-kun, are you okay?

Yeah.

Why are you two here?

Well...

Well then, let's get you adventurers equipped!

For what?

We mean you too, cute lady.

Me too?

All right! Do it!

Roger!

Job switch on!

Wh-What...

What is this?!

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

Mikan: Sorceress Haruna: Heroine

I'm a heroine?

That's pretty cool.

So where are we?

What's this hero thing all about?

I think we're in an RPG world.

RPG?

Look around.

The characters are pretty much all the same.

Well, now that you mention it...

Guess this is a trait of RPGs.

Say, did you open a strange letter too?

Yeah.

Try reading it.

Um...

Welcome to the RPG world.

The objective of this game is to overcome the obstacles,

defeat the Demon Lord and rescue the captive Princess Lala.

If you clear all the levels, you can return to your world.

Good luck.

What the hell?!

Is this ridiculous world Lala's doing?

Lala-san's?

Well, we can't rule that out.

O-Ouch...

Wh-Wh-Why are you under me?!

Says the one who fell on me!

Where am I?!

Why are you dressed like that?

We've got one more player!

Switch on!

Yui: Fighter

Yui: Fighter

Yui: Fighter

Yui: Fighter

What's this?

What's with this perverted outfit?!

Okay, now that you are all ready,

and your classes have been assigned...

...please start your adventure.

Good luck kickin' the Demon Lord's butt!

Have fun.

Wait a minute!

This is all too sudden! I have no idea what's going on!

This doesn't make any sense!

Please calm down, Kotegawa-san.

Now that we know this is an RPG world,

we must find Lala in order to return to our world.

Right.

By the way...

What's my class?

Florist!

Rito: Florist

Rito: Florist

Rito: Florist

Rito: Florist

Why am I a florist?!

So where is that damned Lala?!

Hey, Rito!

Stop daydreaming!

R-Right.

Hey, look over there.

That's the next town.

Perhaps we can get some information.

Let's go.

Right.

Come on, get moving.

Right.

I'm looking forward to meeting you, Rito-kun.

Somebody, please help me!

No!

Welcome!

A casino in this kind of place?

Oh, Yuuki!

Why are all of you here?

Momioka! Sawada!

You two ended up here as well?

Why are you dressed like that?

This is supposed to be a luck-improving Lucky Leotard.

Did your heart start to race after seeing my sexy body?

That's not true.

Hey, Yuuki-kun, stop acting all flustered!

Get your act together! You're a florist!

Yes, ma'am! Sorry!

I don't think being a florist matters though.

Haruna and Yui also look cute in their outfits.

I know, right.

So you're a heroine?

Strong women are so lovely~

Hey, Risa!

Let's see.

No!

Risa! Mio!

It looks great on you, Haruna.

No!

Haruna-chan!

He has no constitution at all.

Hey, you girls!

Stop doing such perverted things even after we have come to another world!

Aw, Yui, you're so strict!

And you, Yuuki-kun, stop drooling there and...

You damned, damned, damned...

I'm sorry!

Well then, we'll be at the slot machines.

We'll win big and bring all the guys in this world to their knees!

Laters!

They are actually enjoying this world.

This guy doesn't look reliable at all.

It looks like he gets crap from everyone.

You think?

He triggers my maternal instincts.

Excuse me!

We'd like to stay here.

Oh, it's you guys.

Mikado-sensei!

You're here too?

Hey, what's up with that outfit?

I'm running a clinic in this inn.

The spa here is really good at taking away your weariness.

Really?

I'm so tired.

Oh my.

Then I wouldn't mind giving you a special wash.

So we're alone, Yuuki-kun.

Where do you want me to start?

Y-Your chest is touching my back!

Oh, you're pretty well built.

I'll clean you up.

N-No thanks! I'll pass!

Yuuki-kun, you're blushing.

What were you fantasizing about?

No!

Leave me alone!

Take that!

This feels great, doesn't it?

I'm glad we could wash off the sweat.

Yeah.

I didn't think we'd have the chance in this world.

What are you doing, Yuuki-kun?

You three should sleep in this room.

I'll sleep in the hallway.

No way!

You don't have to do this.

I don't mind sleeping together under these circumstances.

Don't worry.

Rito...

Good night.

I didn't expect it to be so drafty.

Yuuki-kun.

What's wrong, Sairenji?

Here.

I figured that the hallway would be much colder than the room.

Th-Thank you, Sairenji.

No problem.

Haruna-chan! You're so sweet!

W-Well, I'm going back inside.

Okay.

Haruna-chan...

Y-Yuuki-kun.

I-It's not like I'm worried or anything.

You would hinder us even more if you caught a cold.

Here.

Kotegawa.

What's wrong with him? Getting all excited about this...

He's so popular!

He's such a fine man that my heart started racing!

Why are you blushing?

Lala...

Where are you?

So heavy...

Jeez, you're so bold.

Good evening.

Say, you wanna do some nice things with me?

A-Are you Magical Kyouko?

Correct!

As a reward, I'll give you a puff puff!

There we go!

Puff puff!

You heard it? She said "puff puff"!

Hey, hey.

There! There!

What's this?!

Sorry!

Oh, my.

I wonder if the size is too small for me?

Say, Rito-kun, do you want to see Lala-chan?

Do you know where she is?

Where is she?

She's the captured princess.

She's waiting for you to come and rescue her.

She's waiting for me... to rescue her?

Rito, help me!

What did you do to her?

If you want to save her, you have to first defeat me, the Demon Lord.

Are you the last boss, the Demon Lord?

Yes.

I'm the strongest custom character, so your party will never be able to defeat me.

What the heck?

You're actually my type,

so I'll prepare a special event for you.

A special event?

If you abandon Lala-chan, who is held captive in the castle and become my boyfriend,

I'll send you all back to your world.

What?

All right, let's start with the compulsory event!

What was that bang about?!

Yuuki-kun, are you all right?

Hi! Nice to meet you all!

Magical Kyouko-chan?!

I see you're all here.

Why is the Demon Lord being so selfish?

I wonder if there's some kind of error in the customizing program?

Ow.

What's going on?

The compulsory event has started!

I'll warp you all to my castle!

Here we go!

Ow.

Why are you always like that?!

Hey, isn't this...

Yeah, this must be the castle she mentioned earlier.

Lala is somewhere in there.

Let's go.

Yeah.

Undeads have arrived.

Undeads have arrived.

Undeads have arrived.

Undeads have arrived.

Hey!

Making us face strong monsters right from the start is cheating!

We haven't even really leveled up that much!

Th-There's no way we can beat them!

See? They're nothing special.

The enemies are defeated.

The enemies are defeated.

The enemies are defeated.

The enemies are defeated.

We're saved!

Yami-san!

Why are you a bunny girl?

Yami: Playmate

Yami: Playmate

Yami: Playmate

Yami: Playmate

I ended up like this when I went to the skill center.

I'm really glad you came to help us.

Thanks!

No problem.

Hold there!

Enemies have appeared.

Enemies have appeared.

Enemies have appeared.

Tenjouin-senpai!

And even Run?!

Meeting here is fate.

I won't allow you to go past me, the Destiny Queen, Tenjouin Saki!

You better get ready.

Rito-kun, I told them I didn't want to, but Tenjouin-senpai threatened me...

Aya, make the war declaration with your spell.

Okay.

Um, I wonder if this is okay.

Ibaku purin!

Jeez!

What the hell was that spell?!

Let's just ignore them.

Lala!

Lala.

Welcome, Rito-kun.

Did you think of an answer?

Well...

Fight me, the Demon Lord you stand no chance against,

or become my boyfriend in order to save everyone.

So what's your decision?

Me? Or is it Lala-chan?

I really doubt it,

but you won't say "I like someone other than Lala-chan," right?

What...

What do I feel?

I...

I...

Can I keep going like this?

Jeez, you're annoying!

Do you like Lala-chan?

Well?

Make it clear!

I...

Yuuki-kun...

Rito?

About Lala...

Maybe I love her.

But I don't know if this is really love yet.

So...

It's fine, Rito.

You don't have to say anything else.

I love you, Rito.

My feelings for you won't change.

I'm happy enough to hear those words.

Lala...

What? I have the feeling that you've toyed with me!

Whatever!

I've gotten tired of this.

I'm gonna make you see the "game over" screen and start from scratch!

Oops.

What a good-for-nothing Demon Lord.

Looks like this is a pretty serious bug.

We just need to defeat the Demon Lord and clear the game.

Yami-san!

It's useless!

Yami-san's attack was ineffective?!

Why are you doing something so cruel?

Put out those flames!

Well, I'm the last boss, so I'm cruel. Duh!

It's okay, Sis.

That voice...

Rito-san, please raise your watering can.

Do it! Hurry!

The watering can?

Raise it?

The Golden Water Can Lightning Shower!

The Golden Water Can Lightning Shower!

The Golden Water Can Lightning Shower!

The Florist's Watering Can has an ancient power

that extinguishes the vile Demon Lord's flames and purifies the world!

Drats!

You have finally defeated the Demon Lord!

You have finally defeated the Demon Lord!

You have finally defeated the Demon Lord!

You did it!

Long time no see, Sis.

Nice to meet you all.

Who are you?

Nana!

Momo!

It's been a while, Onee-sama.

Onee-sama?

They're my little twin sisters.

Yours?

You had sisters?

So it was you two who made this world, right?

Why did you do this?

We just wanted to know...

about the humans...

...and him.

Me?

You can see a person's true character in these situations.

Thanks to this, we've seen that you have many good friends.

I'm not really convinced, though.

He has this bestial face.

Bestial?!

Sorry about causing trouble for all of you.

That's not true.

Yeah. We actually had a lot of fun, right?

Yeah.

Thank you everyone.

Now we have to send them back to their original world.

Nana, where's the remote control?

Well, it disappeared.

Does that mean...

...we can't go back?!

What was that?!

The world is collapsing.

At this rate, we'll disappear too!

Wh-What's this?!

G-Gigantic!

The remote control is here,

but I'm not gonna give it to you!

Ugh, when did she...

The bug has gotten worse during the forced remodeling!

You should all disappear!

Lala! Your clothes...

Ah... The clothes are made of data.

You can't look, Yuuki-kun!

I'm not!

I'm sorry!

He saw them again!

Oh...

Huh?

Stop this!

Stop!

Everyone, just disappear!

At this rate we're going to be trapped in this world.

Don't worry.

Nana Astar Deviluke: Summoner Momo Astar Deviluke: Summoner

It'll be over when we defeat her.

Nana Astar Deviluke: Summoner Momo Astar Deviluke: Summoner

Nana Astar Deviluke: Summoner Momo Astar Deviluke: Summoner

Nana Astar Deviluke: Summoner Momo Astar Deviluke: Summoner

We've made an anti-bug measure for such cases.

Let's go!

Summoning!

Maron?!

Oh, Master!

I came to save you!

Just leave it to me.

Maron is talking!

And he's huge!

Here I go.

Summoning!

There!

Celine!

Go!

Magical Kyouko!

I solve every case by burning them to ashes!

Let's go, Kyouko-chan!

After defeating the Demon Lord, Kyouko-chan,

we managed to return to our world.

But...

That's it!

Why are they here too?

Don't hesitate. Don't fool me.

ためらわないでごまかさないで

tamerawanaide gomakasanaide

Don't hesitate. Don't fool me.

ためらわないでごまかさないで

tamerawanaide gomakasanaide

Who do you like? Just say it!

どっちが好きなの言っちゃって

docchi ga sukinano icchatte

Eve wants to be together, but Adam just wants to be alone.

イブがふたりにアダムはひとり

ibu ga futarini adamu wa hitori

Eve wants to be together, but Adam just wants to be alone.

イブがふたりにアダムはひとり

ibu ga futarini adamu wa hitori

A storm is brewing in paradise.

楽園には嵐の予感

rakuen ni wa arashi no yokan

The fruit of selfishness is still sour.

まだまだ酸っぱいわがままな果実なの

madamada suppai wagamama na kajitsu nano

The fruit of selfishness is still sour.

まだまだ酸っぱいわがままな果実なの

madamada suppai wagamama na kajitsu nano

When I bring my lips closer,

くちびる寄せるたび

kuchibiru yoseru tabi

When I bring my lips closer,

くちびる寄せるたび

kuchibiru yoseru tabi

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

"Bite!"

がぶり

gaburi

"Bite!"

がぶり

gaburi

"Bite!"

がぶり

gaburi

Bite! Look at me! Hurry! Hurry!

かじってごらんよはやくはやく

kajitte goranyo hayaku hayaku

Bite! Look at me! Hurry! Hurry!

かじってごらんよはやくはやく

kajitte goranyo hayaku hayaku

You might get dizzy from this sweet scent.

甘い香りにくらくらしちゃうかも

amai kaori ni kurakura shichau kamo

Bite strongly! The mark of your teeth is a mark of your heart.

強く噛んで歯型は ハートマーク

tsuyoku kande hagata wa haatomaaku

Bite strongly! The mark of your teeth is a mark of your heart.

強く噛んで歯型は ハートマーク

tsuyoku kande hagata wa haatomaaku

You must find out

知られちゃいけない

shirarechaikenai

You must find out

知られちゃいけない

shirarechaikenai

because there's only one apple.

林檎はひとつしかないよ

ringo wa hitotsu shikanaiyo