Original subtitles

Day after day, I love you!

まいにちまいにちスキスキ

mainichi mainichi sukisuki

Come here! Come here! I love you!

やってこいやってこいダイスキ

yattekoi yattekoi daisuki

You're a coo-coo-cool guy!

カッコカッコかっこよい あなたはオトコノコ

kakko kakko kakkoyoi anata wa otokonoko

C-C-Closed brackets. Hey, who are you looking at?

カッコカッコカッコとじ ねえ誰を見っているの

kakko kakko kakkotoji nee dare o mitteiruno

I'm a fluffy round girl

ふわふわまるっこい わたしはオンナノコ

fuwafuwa marukkoi watashi wa onnanoko

Fluffy, droopy, look over here!

ふわふわたわわわ こっちを向いてよっ

fuwafuwa tawawawa kocchi wo muiteyo

Love began when I first began loving you,

恋のはじまりはわたしからスキになり

koi no hajimari wa watashi kara suki ni nari

but from now on, please take care of me.

でもこの先はそっちから オネガイ

demo kono saki wa socchikara onegai

Sighing yet excited, which is it really?

吐息まじりうっとり 好奇心はどっちゃり

toikimajiri uttori koukishin wa docchari

From now on, it's going to be fun!

これからいいところ

korekara ii tokoro

Trouble!

とらぶって

torabutte

This round, round earth is a an odd miracle.

まわるまわる地球ちぐはぐミラクル

mawaru mawaru chikyuu chiguhagu mirakuru

We're always chasing after each other.

追いかけっこしてる

oikakekkoshiteru

I'm... I'm here!

わたしわたしここですよー

watashi watashi koko desuyo

It's a round, round world. Even when you shout,

まわるまわる世界あなたが読んでも

mawaru mawaru sekai anataga yondemo

I pretend not to know you. But when you catch me, I'll have lost.

知らん顔しちゃお 捕まっちゃったら負けよ

shiran kaoshichao tsukacchattara makeyo

Day after day, I'm always being so clumsy.

まいにちまいにちスキスキ

mainichi mainichi fukifuki

Come on! Come on! I love you!

やってきたやってきたダイスキ

yattekita yattekita daisuki

I love you!

ダイスキ

daisuki

Hey, Rito.

Check her out.

Lala-chan's rack looks as great as usual.

Do you always think about such things?

Of course, Rito!

Boobs are our adolescent hopes and dreams!

A life is led for boobs... and a life according to boobs is a man's romance!

That's the truth of the universe!

Don't you feel anything when you see those bouncing boobs?!

No...

That's not the point...

D-Don't tell me...

You get to see her boobs as much as you want because you live together?!

Of course not!

I guess.

If that was the case, I'd have to dispose of you.

Why would you do that...

Saruyama and Yuuki have their heads full of boobs.

So creepy.

Boobs?

Rito Becomes a Girl

Girls' Locker Room

Hey, Haruna.

Do the guys on Earth... like boobs?

Wh-What are you asking all of a sudden, Lala-san?

They love 'em!

Well, everyone has different tastes.

The size or shape, for example.

But I...

love all of them!

You really love them.

Oshizu-chan's have such a good shape.

Are you done already?

It tickles!

Can I touch them as well?

Please don't hold back.

Stop it!

Stop that disgraceful behavior.

It's shameful.

Good grief...

Come on,

don't be so strict.

Yes, yes.

You've got a great pair yourself.

If you would flaunt these around the guys more often, I'm sure you'd be very popular, Kotegawa-san.

Don't be absurd!

Oh?

That reaction points to already having someone special in mind, am I right?

No way!

There, there.

Flaunting, huh?

I've got a great idea.

What do you mean, Lala-sama?

It's Saki.

Hey, Saki.

What is it, Lala-san?

What do you think about your boobs?

Lala-san, that's such a foolish question.

I, the Aphrodite of breasts, shall show you...

Aya, Rin.

Yes, ma'am.

Hurry up, hurry up.

Behold,

my perfect proportions and my beautiful bust!

Big doesn't always equal good.

The vital part is their shape... and their beauty.

I see!

Yami-chan!

What's the matter, Princess?

Well, um...

What do you think of your boobs, Yami-chan?

I'm not interested in that stuff!

I see.

Sorry for asking such a weird question.

Later.

If I transform...

my breasts will get bigger...

and so will my proportions.

Darn, I'm late for P.E. duty today.

They might get in the way.

Y-Yami?

Y-You saw, didn't you?

I did not!

I didn't see anything!

All right! It's done!

What did you make, Lala-sama?

Pai Pai Rocket-kun!

It alters the hormonal balance of the target and transforms her boobs to the ideal size!

But why a rocket?

Using this, I'll transform my boobs into the form Rito likes and I'm sure he'll be delighted!

R-Rito!

Pai Pai Rocket-kun exploded!

Rito-dono!

Ouch...

That was terrible...

B-Boing?

I... I have...

It's gone!

R-Rito?

Rito-dono has become a woman...

I'm back.

Man, I'm tired.

Welcome back, Mikan.

Lala-san...

You're back early.

Rito is in trouble.

Come with me.

M-Mikan...

Wh-Who are you?

She's Rito.

I see.

Rito became my older sister.

I didn't expect my invention to explode and make things turn out this way.

I can turn back into a man, right?

Don't worry!

If I do a bit of research, I'm sure I'll find a way to get you back to normal.

Probably.

What's with that vague answer?!

Turn me back to normal right now!

Okay, okay!

Let's try a few things!

Hey...

What the hell is this?!

Surgery.

As she said, surgery.

I'm sure it will work out if we use Deviluke's latest technology.

I-It'll hurt!

Stop it!

Then how about this?

What's this?

Planet Molokov's gender swap pill.

If you take this, you'll turn back into a guy.

I see.

If I take this...

Take five thousand of them every day with breakfast and dinner.

The hell I will!

Then...

let's pay a visit to the Valkyrians.

And just how long would that take?

Around twenty years, I think.

Rejected.

Then...

How about we liquefy your body in a press mold and then recast it afterwards?

That wouldn't be me anymore!

In that case...

That's enough, Lala!

I just want to return to my former body without any side effects!

Can't you understand that?

Now calm down, Rito.

Why don't you take a shower and relax?

You're stressed out.

Y-Yeah, sounds good.

Yes, you should.

Wait!

Shower?!

With this body?!

Yes, of course.

B-But...

I would be embarrassed to wash myself.

Then...

just close your eyes.

I'll wash you!

It's the fault of my invention after all!

I can do at least that much to redeem myself!

Hey! W-Wait a second! Time out!

I... I have a bad feeling about where this is going...

No, I've got to calm down.

We're both girls now.

There shouldn't be a problem.

There are a hell of a lot of problems!

What's wrong?

Rito.

Don't be embarrassed.

We're both girls.

Please stop it.

Lala!

Such soft breasts!

L-Lala!

Oh my, dear me...

Rito.

Since you're a girl now, try wearing some girly clothes.

Lala-san said she would lend you her clothes.

Wh-What?

You sure have a lot of clothes.

I need them when Peke runs out of energy.

Wouldn't Rito look cute in this?

This looks adorable too.

They're having fun...

Anyway, Rito...

Try...

putting this on first.

Never!

He ran away.

Did we overdo it with the teasing?

Well, he'll come back.

Lala-san, in the meantime, please think of a way to turn him back to normal.

Sure, I will.

I wonder what happened to Yuuki-kun that made him leave early.

We should visit him, Haruna-san.

Yes.

But...

You can't hold back because of Lala-san!

O-Oshizu-chan?

If you die now, you'll regret it!

Oshizu-chan,

your spirit left your body...

S-Sorry.

I-I'm sorry!

Really sor—

Haruna-chan!

Um, have we met before?

I... I don't think so!

You must be mistaking me for someone else.

Bye!

Such a pretty girl.

But I have the feeling I've met her before.

Yeah...

My first album, currently on sale!

First Image DVD

Lunar Take

Heart Throbbing Edition

Come to think of it, she became an idol.

It's Run-chan!

Run-chan!

Run-chan!

Everyone!

Don't forget to buy my first DVD, okay?

If you buy it...

Why did I have to sneeze?!

Let's go.

If that just hadn't happened...

Ren...

I think I understand your pain a little.

Such a babe!

She's cute.

Such big breasts.

Their stares are starting to annoy me...

I-Is wearing boys' clothes that weird?

Saruyama!

Oh crap!

He's looking at me!

H-Hey, you!

W-What school are you from?

Let's become friends!

Then you can go out with me.

What the hell are you saying, you moron?!

Saruyama, you jerk!

Wait!

How do you know my name?

By any chance, do you have a crush on me?!

Fair lady, you're so beautiful!

Please marry me.

That's our Motemizu-senpai for you!

He came back from his absence with a marriage proposal!

I... I refuse!

That's our Motemizu-senpai!

You got jilted immediately!

What the hell is wrong with all of them?!

Cutie spotted!

Sanyou Electronic

Nakai Business Toyko Head Branch

Computer School

You have such a pretty face.

Please enroll in my school.

Oh my.

Did my kiss make you faint from joy?

Maybe I'm not that old after all.

Sheesh!

Being perverted has its limits!

She passed out.

What do we do, Saki-sama?

We can't leave her here.

Let's take her to my mansion in my car.

Yes!

Where am I?

In my mansion.

Tenjouin-senpai?

Looks like you're awake.

U-Um...

I'm Tenjouin Saki.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

U-Um... I am...

Oh yeah, I've transformed into a girl...

But why am I naked?

I threw those dirty boys' clothes away.

Why?!

Let me reassure you.

Aya, Rin.

Yes, ma'am.

There!

H-Hey! What are you doing?!

Stop... Stop it!

My! You look gorgeous!

I knew it would look great on you!

Saki-sama had this dress prepared for you.

I chose your underwear.

My life is over!

I'm wearing women's underwear!

You better be grateful to her.

Saki-sama took care of you after you fainted.

Now that you mention it...

Cutie spotted!

Please enroll in my school.

I was assaulted by the principal...

Have we met before?

Y-You're mistaking me for someone else!

That's rude, Rin.

Stop interrogating her with weird questions.

It's already more than enough that Lala and Yuuki Rito are so impolite.

Th-This is bad!

I'm dead if she finds out...

What's your name?

R-Riko.

I see.

Nice to meet you, Riko.

By the way, where do you live?

Um...

Just where...

Don't you know where you live?

What about school?

Th-That...

D-Don't tell me you have amnesia?

I see!

Being assaulted by the principal was such a big shock for you, wasn't it?

But why was she wearing boys' clothes?

I'm sure there are some complex reasons for that.

I know what to do!

I'll take care of you until you regain your memories!

Why?!

Yuuki-kun turned into a girl?!

Because of the shock, he ran away from home...

Come to think of it, the person we bumped into earlier...

You saw Rito?

I believe so.

Let me draw her profile.

Draw her profile?

She looked like this.

I... I don't really understand that picture...

Haruna!

Lala-san.

I've finished the item to turn Rito back to normal,

so I'll go look for him!

Please help yourself.

Sure...

Wow, such a majestic dinner.

So delicious!

I haven't eaten anything since breakfast, after all.

Let's have a bath after dinner.

Okay, Saki-sama.

Okay, Riko-san?

Bath?

Look...

This is the prized bathroom of the Tenjouin family!

Not a bath again!

What do you say?

Lovely, isn't it?

I-I'll... pass.

Please wait.

Saki-sama would like to alleviate at least a little of your anxiety.

Please.

I... I see...

What are you doing, Riko?

Hurry up and change out of your clothes.

I really appreciate Tenjouin-senpai's feelings.

Just as I thought, she's...

a very caring person by nature.

But this is really dangerous for me!

Even though I was forced to get in and take off my clothes...

I've got to get out of here somehow!

What's wrong?

Why are you standing there?

I wanted to use the shower...

Riko.

Come with me.

Let's bathe together.

It feels great.

There...

There's nowhere I can look!

If I can't return to my original body...

Riko.

Good morning.

Good morning to you, too.

Sorry.

It's okay.

I was daydreaming too.

Girls' Locker Room

Don't!

Come on...

We're all girls!

I don't hurt women.

Huh?

It doesn't sound that bad.

Actually, I'm all for a life without getting beat up.

But that's not the issue here!

What's the matter, Riko?

It's nothing.

I understand you, Riko.

You feel uneasy when you think of what will happen if you can't regain your memories, right?

No...

It's not my memory, but my gender!

Don't worry, Riko.

We'll find a way out of this for sure!

Feel free to ask us if you have a problem.

Yes.

Please don't hesitate to ask us.

Riko,

have your breasts always been so big?

I don't think they're that big...

But they're considerably bigger than before.

Th-That's not true...

H-Huh?

They're much smaller than before...

Th-That's not true...

Darn! What's going on?!

Riko.

Is something wrong with your body?

Please talk to Saki-sama about your problem.

If we talk, we might find a solution.

"Talk," she says?

There's no way I can tell her I'm actually Yuuki Rito, and my problem is that I've turned into a girl!

Come, Riko, please tell us.

This scent is...

Rito-dono's!

Rito spotted!

Thank you, Kun Kun Trace-kun!

Lala?

Wh-What are you doing here?

Neutralization Bullet!

Fire!

Yay!

Wh-What's the meaning of this, Lala?!

How dare you fire at my friend with a bazooka?!

Riko, get a hold of yourself!

They're not there!

And my little pal's back!

I'm a man again!

I'm so glad for you, Rito.

You're back to normal!

Yes!

Tenjouin-senpai...

What's the meaning of this, you lecherous bastard?!

I'm sorry!

My...

Um...

Maybe more like this?

Oshizu-san, that's enough...

Don't hesitate. Don't fool me.

ためらわないでごまかさないで

tamerawanaide gomakasanaide

Don't hesitate. Don't fool me.

ためらわないでごまかさないで

tamerawanaide gomakasanaide

Who do you like? Just say it!

どっちが好きなの言っちゃって

docchi ga sukinano icchatte

Eve wants to be together, but Adam just wants to be alone.

イブがふたりにアダムはひとり

ibu ga futarini adamu wa hitori

Eve wants to be together, but Adam just wants to be alone.

イブがふたりにアダムはひとり

ibu ga futarini adamu wa hitori

A storm is brewing in paradise.

楽園には嵐の予感

rakuen ni wa arashi no yokan

The fruit of selfishness is still sour.

まだまだ酸っぱいわがままな果実なの

madamada suppai wagamama na kajitsu nano

The fruit of selfishness is still sour.

まだまだ酸っぱいわがままな果実なの

madamada suppai wagamama na kajitsu nano

When I bring my lips closer,

くちびる寄せるたび

kuchibiru yoseru tabi

When I bring my lips closer,

くちびる寄せるたび

kuchibiru yoseru tabi

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

it's so embarrassing, but I want you even more.

恥ずかしいほど アイワンユー

hazukashii hodo I want you

"Bite!"

がぶり

gaburi

"Bite!"

がぶり

gaburi

"Bite!"

がぶり

gaburi

Bite! Look at me! Hurry! Hurry!

かじってごらんよはやくはやく

kajitte goranyo hayaku hayaku

Bite! Look at me! Hurry! Hurry!

かじってごらんよはやくはやく

kajitte goranyo hayaku hayaku

You might get dizzy from this sweet scent.

甘い香りにくらくらしちゃうかも

amai kaori ni kurakura shichau kamo

Bite strongly! The mark of your teeth is a mark of your heart.

強く噛んで歯型は ハートマーク

tsuyoku kande hagata wa haatomaaku

Bite strongly! The mark of your teeth is a mark of your heart.

強く噛んで歯型は ハートマーク

tsuyoku kande hagata wa haatomaaku

You must find out

知られちゃいけない

shirarechaikenai

You must find out

知られちゃいけない

shirarechaikenai

because there's only one apple.

林檎はひとつしかないよ

ringo wa hitotsu shikanaiyo