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ANCHOVY

SARDINE

No! I got up ten minutes before you. Don't do this to me. Please!

- Bye, Marín! - Okay!

That's cheating.

Tripping has never been allowed.

I can't hear you, Marín! The shower!

I can see you. What are you doing? Don't yell.

I'm gonna make two coffees, and I'm gonna spit in yours.

Okay. Don't forget the sugar.

ALL THE TRUTH IN MY LIES

BASED ON THE NOVEL BY ELÍSABET BENAVENT

Two years!

Two years and you haven't even beaten me three times!

You don't have to rub it in.

BLANCA & RUBÉN 13-09-2025

Two years already,

sharing an apartment.

- Hi. - Hi.

Come in.

- Thanks. - Let's go into the living room.

I'll show you your room. It's here on the right.

- It's big. - Cool.

- I'll leave this here for you. - Thanks.

- So it's a bit more... - Yeah.

- You really like plants, don't you? - Yeah, I love them.

That one in particular is a bit delicate.

Okay, I won't touch.

Do you like plants?

Very much. That's why I don't have any. I want them to live.

Just to be sure, if we're gonna live together,

between me and you, there's no...

Oh, no. I hope I didn't come off as...

- No, but just in case. - I'm not looking for anything.

- Good. - I mean, I'm not looking...

Out there, sure. Not here.

I'm not looking out there either. But with you, nothing. You like cooking?

Well, I like eating. You?

I love eating.

And cooking, when people come over, well...

Well, I do enjoy it, but just for myself...

I thought about calling this The Wall of Fame.

You can leave each other little messages...

And the poet you met the other day? Has he left you a message yet?

He's Gus. Don't call him "the poet."

How do I look?

He has a very important job interview.

- For a record label. - Oh really?

What's the position?

- Hold on, you have a little hair here. - Yeah.

- There you go. - I'm leaving.

What?

- Don't do that! - Don't do that!

- Babe, we said it at the same time. - Jinx!

I think I'm ambidextrous with blackboards. Another useless talent to add to the list.

My favorite useless talent of yours is that you can peel fruit in one go,

like Meg Ryan in Sleepless in Seattle.

Hands to yourself.

Seriously, I don't know how you've kept Damián for so long.

What time is the poet coming?

Can you stop calling him the poet, please?

Do you think his fly will be down?

Apparently, he used to sleep with half of Malasaña, so I say yes.

- I said "used to." - Hey, who hasn't?

Look, I'm a lawyer. I'm always the butt of jokes.

No. You guys... No, please.

- I heard "lawyer." Did you? - She said "lawyer."

Please, I'm begging you--

Lawyer? I hardly know her!

Okay, he's here.

Nobody call him the poet, okay?

Rubén is acting really weird.

I don't know if he wants to break up or ask me to marry him.

- What? - Hey, guys?

This is the po... This is Gus.

This is Gus.

- Hi! - How are you?

- I'm Aroa. - Hi.

- How are you? I'm Marín. - What's up?

- Hi. - Loren.

- Hi. - What's up? I'm Blanca. Nice to meet you.

Hi.

What were you talking about?

Thank you.

My brother forgot he agreed to take me to therapy.

- I didn't forget. I'm gonna shower. - Sure.

Hurry up. Why don't you ever get to the bathroom first?

- You too? - Yeah. Why don't you?

SARDINE ANCHOVY

- Congratulations, darling. - Thanks, Cris. They just told me.

- I'm so happy. - That's great.

The delivery guys will be here at 3:00. I'll ask them to bring you the boxes.

Okay? Thank you.

Not bad, right? A big sale before going on vacation.

Yeah, it took them three months to decide, but...

Good things come to those who wait.

Lack of expression is also a way of expressing yourself.

Never forget th--

Sorry. So sorry.

Very good. You are water.

There you go. Very good.

What is it?

Did we fuck up organizing Blanca's bachelorette party?

Absolutely, Coco. Absolutely.

I've been telling you for the last three months, girl.

But she's gonna love the plan.

Bachelorette parties aren't meant to be nice.

They're meant to fuck up the one getting married.

The more you criticize the plan,

the more convinced I am that we did the right thing.

I knew talking to you would be great for me, Aroa.

That sadness, which is a weight, is in your chest.

I texted Marín, but he didn't reply.

Do you know if he's coming tonight?

I don't know. He hasn't told me.

Seriously, Coco? Really?

Even sadder.

I don't understand why Marín hasn't replied to me.

He knows how excited I am that he's coming today.

There you go.

Seriously, Coco? Do you think he's not coming?

Are you really crying, or is it for the improv?

- Even more. - A little bit of everything, Coco.

You know I put a lot into my performances.

And finally comes freedom!

I texted the poet and asked him to come tonight.

- So is he coming? - Yes.

By the way, did you see the poems he posted?

I think he's still really into you.

Aroa, Gus is not the kind of guy who commits to someone.

That's what I thought about Marín, and now look.

Aroa, you broke up four months ago.

Coco, we didn't break up.

It was just a rough patch, Coco,

but I'm sure he'll come tonight.

- Hey. - Hi!

How eclectic.

I didn't have time to go home.

I wanted to make sure the gallery was in order before...

You're making me so nervous about the fucking bachelorette party.

Stop! If I'd known, I wouldn't be getting married.

- Come on, let's have a drink. - Let's go.

- You look gorgeous. - Thank you.

Is it me, or is she even more beautiful?

- We were just saying that. - It makes me so sick.

Hello!

What's she saying?

She's talking about Marín. That's all she does.

Hey, is Gus coming?

Aro said he is.

Today might be a good day to talk to him, don't you think?

You've been suffering for months. You could tell him you miss him.

Do you miss him, Coco?

Marín.

- Let's go get him. - Marín!

How are you?

- How are you, handsome? - Hey, stranger!

- What's up? - What's up?

How are you?

I'm great.

Good thing you showed up. Aroa would've lost it otherwise.

- She's really good. - Yes.

And she looks very pretty.

Yes.

Is everything okay?

Yes.

Yes.

Is it true you can't come

to whatever these lowlifes are planning for me?

I'd feel much better if you were. You're the sensible one in the group.

- Hey! - Please.

I wish. That tour is the last thing I want to do, I swear.

Who is it with?

- Some little-- - A 16-year-old little brat. And her mom.

- Her mother's coming too. - Lucky!

- Wow! - Yes, incredible.

Wow!

- I might head out. - But you just got here.

I just wanted to see you, and I see that you're fine.

- Marín, don't leave. It's too early. - No, I don't want to make a scene.

Have a great time, okay?

There's Gus.

- Gus! - Gus!

- See ya, hotties. Bye! - Suit yourself.

I'll come with you.

Three minutes till our driver arrives.

That seems like a lot.

Hey, did you see Gus in there?

You ran away like a rat, Sardine.

We both did. We both ran away.

We both did.

What?

- What? - Aroa's gonna be really pissed.

Why have you never told me what exactly happened with her?

- When you-- - That's our ride.

Coming?

Sardine.

I know you miss Gus, and you know exactly what you're doing.

I know.

But...

be careful.

Okay?

You too, Anchovy.

So do we understand how everything works?

- Yes. - Of course.

I hope there's no debate about this. No using the RV toilet.

- If there's an emergency-- - Are you going to empty it?

It's forbidden.

The fridge, please.

Forbidden.

- Hey! - How's it going, Sardine?

I can't even! Everything is so small! I love it!

I'm dying!

I'm just entering the RV for the first time.

- I love small things, like airplane food. - Wait!

- I'm dying! - The fridge!

- What? What'd they see? - So cute!

A fridge just like you'd find in any hotel,

but they're thrilled about it.

Is it Marín?

Tell him I'm still super mad at him for leaving.

I'm so jealous of your RV. I should be there with you.

What's that over there? The remote.

- Where? - Let's see...

There's another one! Look.

Let's see, press it.

I can't believe it!

Coco! I can't believe it. It's a TV!

How can there suddenly be a TV in the RV? It's full of surprises.

Why do I have to travel the Mediterranean coast with a teenager?

- For money. - This has to be something.

Okay, very clever.

The fridge won't fill itself, Anchovy.

Unless it's super tiny like this one here.

Have you already planned stops?

Well, Loren has suggested making a stop

in the middle of a road, so Blanqui thinks it's her shitty bachelorette party.

Not like the real one, which will be the same but at a campsite.

I mean, that's classic Aroa.

Yes. And we've had a change of plans.

There's no room at the site we wanted in Almería.

And on Wednesday, we stop in...

- In Mazarrón. - In Mazarrón.

- What? Wednesday? - Yes, why?

"Yes," what? "Yes," why?

Well, because on Wednesday, I'll be in Murcia.

We have that girl's gig, Noa.

- What? - What?

I'm gonna put up a sign that says you can't use the toilet.

- You'll be there too? - Who'll be there? Marín?

I'm with her during gigs and rehearsals, but we can meet up.

What? Ask him if he'll sleep with us in the RV.

Hey, and whe... Aroa?

Marín, will you sleep with us in the RV?

They put me up in a hotel. But if you have room...

This RV is almost as big as our house.

- Tell him yes! - Marín, you can't use the toilet.

- What? - Nothing, okay?

We have to get going because we have to pick up Blanca,

who's probably hysterical.

I finish at 5:00. We'll meet at Blanca's and say goodbye.

We'll be there in 20 minutes.

Not true. We're going to lots of places. For example, to dinner.

Don't overwhelm me with plans, Mr. Events Planner.

I can't guarantee that we'll all make it.

- Bianca. - Coming.

Okay, I'm coming.

How do I look?

What do you think?

Very good.

- Good, right? - Very good.

- You look gorgeous. - Okay, great.

What's wrong? I don't know where they're taking me.

They didn't tell me, so I got dressed up because I thought it'd be better, right?

- They're gonna handcuff me to someone. - Don't look at me.

They'll dress me up with a dick on my head or something.

My God. At bachelorette parties, people do things that are so cancelable.

- Right. - But let's see. Coco is very woke, right?

She organized this. Please tell me she organized it.

I'm not authorized to tell you. I really do want to tell you.

Don't look at me. I'll have to tell you.

Well, act it out or something.

I would suggest... you wear something more comfortable.

Comfortable?

- I actually am comfortable, okay? - More?

More comfortable? Comfortable as in extreme sports maybe?

Rafting, zip lining.

Oh my God, I'd rather have a penis on my head, Marín.

I'm serious, okay?

- Please. - What is it? What?

- Window. - Window?

- Window. - Window!

Let's see.

No, they're not there.

What is it?

Where are they?

- Take a good look. - At what?

- What's coming? - It can't be that.

That thing?

Is that RV for us?

- I can't believe it. - Look, they're on the balcony.

- Already? - Watch the side mirrors.

- Honey, why don't you drive? - Admit that Marín came to see me.

Oh no!

What was that?

A side mirror.

They're gonna kill themselves.

Guys!

Guys, he can't take his eyes off me. Not the RV, but me.

Hey, look.

- Let's head down. - Let's go.

She's coming!

Come on! Let's go.

- Long live the bride! - Hear, hear!

You guys really are crazy.

- Where are we going to camp? - It's a surprise.

- Okay. How long will we be camping? - It's a surprise!

- Please. - Seriously?

- Is anyone else coming? - It's a surprise.

I'll leave this in here. Please take turns driving.

- That's the idea. We'll take turns. - No way.

- Why not? - Blanca!

- It's my bachelorette party, please. - Okay.

Don't look at me. I don't have a license.

- Loren, call me when you get there. - Yes.

- Yes, Dad! - Are you sure?

- I'll call you, Anchovy. - If we get there.

- Will we see each other on Wednesday? - I guess.

Yes?

Have fun, okay?

Have a great time.

Bye!

- Ciao! - Bye!

- You have a good trip too. Enjoy the tour. - Yes, I'll have so much fun.

- Let the trip begin! - I love you guys!

Bye! I'm so jealous!

- Come on! - Come on, let the trip begin!

I'm so excited!

Relax, they're leaving. Bye.

Is Rubén worried about the bachelorette party?

What?

No. It's just a work thing I'm dealing with.

Hey, guys, look.

I think Marín got nervous when we said goodbye, you know?

Because we hugged, and he pulled away, but I felt things like...

Honey, we don't need any more details.

- Hey. - Hey.

I think it's time to take the detour.

Are we taking a detour?

- No? - Looks like it.

I didn't see a sign. Where are we?

It's a surprise!

Let's see, an inland town...

- Is it one I've mentioned before? - It's a surprise.

No surprises. Seriously, no more surprises, please.

Guys, I've never been here in my fucking life.

Are you sure?

The poet made a new post.

His name is Gus.

Seriously, Coco, I know what his name is.

Look, it has to be about you.

- What does it say? - Look.

It's that way.

- Which way? - That way.

You're gonna crash!

- What are you doing? - We need to go this way!

What kind of game is this, guys?

- Come on. This is a real bummer. - What is this?

Where are we?

Goddamn it, it's impossible to read like this.

Guys, do you have Google Maps or Waze to know where we're going?

Hey, Coco, I have an idea.

Why don't you tell Gus to come with Marín on Wednesday?

What?

What do you mean "what"? I said Gus, not the poet.

- You all heard. - Yeah.

Coqui, it's perfect, you know?

You can make up with Gus just like I'm gonna do with Marín.

Put the music back on. This soundtrack is giving me a headache.

I think they could meet up when we get back, right?

I really appreciate your concern about my pathetic love life,

but I'm an adult now.

- I don't know what to play. - Give me that.

Coco.

Coco, Aroa's right, actually. Gus has had you all fucked up for months.

You have to move on.

Since when did this bachelorette party turn into an intervention?

Play the Anchovy and Sardine song.

- No. - Yes.

- What do you have against that song now? - You're all so annoying about it.

- Yes, some music for the road. - Yeah.

Come on, cheer up.

- I'm driving. Don't forget, please. - Yes, come on.

- This road... - Hey!

I've said it so many times, Blanca.

Yeah, my room gets tons of light.

No, he's a super normal guy, Mom. No, not a psychopath at all, really.

No, I won't let my guard down.

Mom, I'll call you later, okay?

I love you. Bye.

...since I've lived without--

I didn't expect you so soon. You're early, right?

Yes. What are you doing?

Nothing, just cleaning up a bit. This place was a mess.

All good?

Yes. I was just talking to my mother.

- What's your mother's name? - Lorena.

- Lorena, that's pretty. - What were you listening to?

Nothing.

On the cassette player.

Nothing.

I don't even know what...

And I still can't get used to it Why would I lie?

Well...

Together we agreed, it--

I can explain.

I like to sing when I clean. And this is a very... singable song.

...it's best we go our separate ways

Today, I know I can't go on like this--

So the music lover...

I got it.

- The music snob... - You better stop.

...managed

Full of--

The ultimate unplugged purist cleans the house listening to Camela?

I'm not a music snob.

But you turned off the song when I walked in.

Yes, by coincidence.

I'm dead inside if you're not here...

If you're not gonna say anything that improves the song,

I'll just ask you one thing.

Tell me.

Sing, please.

Tell me you love me, tell me

- No. - I really like this apartment now.

When love sets sail

It sails blindly Yet it's the one at the helm

And when the tide swells in its heart

He knows the wind is on its side

There's nothing we can do To change the course set out

For both of us

When love sets sail

You have no idea how hard it's been

Living without your love Without being able to have you

I've missed you so much...

Marín!

- Marín! - Marín!

I'll never separate from you

Tell me you feel the same way

Tell me you love me, tell me

When love sets sail

It sails blindly Yet it's the one at the helm

And when the tide swells in its heart

He knows the wind is on its side

There's nothing we can do

To change the course set out

For both of us

Brake!

When love sets sail

- God! - I can't believe it!

- I can't believe it! - What happened?

How can you drive like that?

I lost control.

The number you have called is turned off or out of service.

CALLING SARDINE

- Hello. - I want to have dinner.

Already?

- What about your mother? - She was tired and stayed in the room.

Great. That'll give you energy for the gig.

You can order room service, okay? The record label will take care of it.

See you later.

What am I wearing?

A nightgown?

It's a slip dress.

So it's a nightgown.

No, never mind. Forget it.

I got dressed for dinner, and I want you to come with me.

Yeah, Pilar, but I really think it's better if--

It's Noa, Márin.

It's Marín, Pilar.

I think you should take me out to dinner and keep the promise your boss made me

at the record label.

All right. Get changed, okay? The festival people are waiting.

I don't know if we did the right thing by letting Blanca go alone with strangers.

Maybe you should've gone.

'Cause I'm a guy? That's not very fourth wave.

- She said she'd call if she had issues. - I doubt it. There's no signal.

No one considered stocking the fridge with water?

Just alcohol.

- Isn't it taking a while? - They gotta reach town.

And a tow truck has to be available.

What'd they say the village was called?

- Did we check if it exists? - Coco, there's no signal.

You don't listen.

I can't browse past Gus's poem.

Maybe it's a sign we should read it.

- I don't think-- - Let me tell you something.

- It's definitely dedicated to you. - I heard something.

- Maybe it's Blanca? - In your dreams.

Yeah. Okay, listen.

"Your hands as my only support"

- The wait is gonna be long. - "The towel..."

- Coco? - Yes.

"The towel is still wet"

I mean, it's crystal clear.

"Your hair still on my pillow"

Remember last year a lot of her hair was falling out from stress?

It was like I had a cat when she came over.

Totally!

Why do you think you'll get a signal up there?

- At least I'm doing something. - I'm doing something too.

I'm analyzing the poem to prove you still have a chance.

You know how many people with hair have been there?

- And without hair. - This was written by someone in love.

One time, we had an argument at his house over a wet towel.

I knew it! I just knew it!

Hey, hands off!

Hey, Loren, really, I should be doing this for a living.

I knew it. I've been thinking about it over and over.

Look, it's right here, in the "towel still wet."

I'm good at analyzing. You can't deny it.

We're saved!

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Okay, perfect. Thanks.

Okay, girls, I have the map.

- Okay, we're... - Do you know where we're going?

- Yes. - Okay, you navigate.

Okay. Well, it's plot 133.

- Okay, which way do I go? - Yes.

- Tell me where to go. - Straight ahead.

And... no, wait, to the right, this way.

Very good.

Our plot should be straight ahead.

Or to the right.

Could you read it properly so I don't run over a family of campers?

Hey, guys, is it much further? I'm completely exhausted.

Is it very stressful lying around in the back of an RV all fucking day?

Excuse me? Whose wonderful idea was it to get off the road just to play a prank?

If we hadn't gotten a flat tire, it would've been fun. Right?

Yeah, sure.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Perfect. Let's see...

Turn on the high beams. We have to set up.

- Fuck! - We can't see shit.

Do you mind? Some people are sleeping.

Shit.

- Give me the headlamps. - I don't get this plan.

- Guys, use these. - Thanks.

It's just... Oh my God.

- Loren! - Switch it off.

- Put it down. - How do you turn it off?

- I'll set it up right here, okay? - Yeah.

It's not the campsite we had in mind, but it's cool, right?

I'm not driving another 50 miles.

It's great, guys, really. What's important is we're all together.

So gross!

What are you doing?

- I think something touched my leg. - It was a branch or something, Aroa.

Bullshit. There are bugs here. You know I hate getting bitten.

- What's gonna bite you? - I'm going inside.

- Loren. - What?

Isn't Blanca acting weird?

Why?

She's always on her phone.

Honey, she's a Millennial.

- Enough with the light! - Fuck!

If you're not a deep sleeper, maybe don't go camping.

I think she's acting very weird.

Maybe she's worried but doesn't know how to tell me.

My therapist would say not to project.

Let's deal with this and go inside. That's it. We're done.

Oh, Marín.

Hello?

Hey, can anyone hear me?

We can all hear you. That's the problem.

Coco! What happened?

I just saw the missed calls.

- You wouldn't believe it if I told you. - Are you okay?

Yes, Loren is a bit stressed, but yes, we're all fine. You?

You won't believe this,

but I think this singer, who's underage, is hitting on me.

You can't do anything to get rid of her?

What can I do? I still have three weeks left.

I'm doing the whole tour with her. I need a miracle.

It's so loud!

These new generations, they go crazy over shitty mu...

Anchovy?

Anchovy?

Anchovy?

She could get bitten by a viper. No toilet.

But we're here for a few days, and there are a lot of us.

Marín's coming to the party.

This bachelorette party?

Wasn't he going to that brat's concert?

Words won't do justice. Search "Noa Festival fall" on Instagram.

Where is Aroa?

In the bathroom.

Wait until she finds out who's coming.

Who's coming?

Goddamn it.

Subtitle translation by: Lee Pollard