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Hey, so, like, are you okay?

I mean, your mom has been asking me if you've been good.

Like, are you good?

Uh, yeah, I mean, I'm fine. What are you talking about? I don't know. Like, are

you, like, depressed or something?

No, what?

I'm fine.

What are you talking about? Really?

When's the last time you took a shower?

What?

I don't know the other day.

I don't... Listen, I just... I'm just, like, going through a breakup right now.

I just... Like, we... I literally just broke up with my girlfriend and, like...

I've just been... I don't know, not myself lately.

It's hard.

I get it.

You know what's crazy? I just broke up with my boyfriend, too.

Like, a week ago.

Yeah, but that's...

It's just some guy you were, like, seeing for a couple months. It wasn't

even, like, your boyfriend you guys were just, like, fucking.

It's different.

I mean, it was still emotional.

It's the same thing.

No, it's not the same thing. I, like, really, like, love this girl and, like,

care about her.

Right. And, like, you and mom and everyone else thinks I should just,

like, move on. Like, it's not that easy. Like, I can't just, like...

pretend to be happy and like like everything is good like everything is

not good it's like fucked up and like i don't know like what i'm supposed to do

with myself really like i don't feel like doing anything i feel like i'm on

time like whatever but you know what i think is so funny like we're actually

single at the same time like every time i have a boyfriend

You're single. Every time you have a girlfriend, I'm single. But we've

matched, finally.

Isn't that funny?

What's funny about that? I just think that we're cool, you know?

You don't think so?

I guess. I don't know. But I also

think...

that your ex-girlfriend kind of looks like me, too.

What? Tell me she doesn't.

No, she doesn't.

Tell me she doesn't, I swear.

What, because she's Asian?

No, dummy, because she's, like, small and petite.

Well, what am I supposed to do, date a fat girl?

Oh, I guess not. She doesn't, like, look like you. You're just small and Asian.

It's just, like, two things that you guys have in common.

I don't know, I just, it's what I gathered from seeing her for the first

time.

Whatever, it's weird.

Like, I think the last couple of guys I dated kind

of looked like you.

I mean, I was going to say something about the last guy, because I was

like... Tell me he didn't look like you. No, he definitely did look like...

You'd be like my brother, isn't it?

Funny.

Speaking of him, like, the last time

I was with him was like, what did I say a week ago?

I literally haven't had sex since then. And, like,

I've been watching porn to get off.

Okay.

Just thought I should share.

Okay, well, if it's for you, I guess that is helpful.

I've been, like, wanting to, well, I just can't get myself to.

You're still heartbroken?

I just, I don't, I don't know.

Well, off topic, but do you know that, like, step

-siblings are big in porn?

Did you know that? Yeah, I've watched one before. Oh, I just found that out.

But like... You didn't know that? No, I didn't.

But I was really interested when I found it. Yeah, it's like a whole genre.

It's kind of like everywhere.

Do you ever watch it?

Um, I mean, if it's just like a girl, it's like...

I guess. I don't know. I don't really go on my way to, like, look at that sort of

thing. How about, like, even just think about it?

Stop sibling.

Not really. I mean, porn is, like, it's not real. It's, like, they're not

actually.

You're actually my sister.

Come on. You don't think, like, that would be so much fun?

I mean, but,

like, it's kind of, like, fucked up. We can't.

I don't know. We can't, like, actually do that, though. Like, they're just,

like, actors. We're, like, actually.

We live together.

I think that makes it a little better.

No.

You don't think so. I think you're kind of crazy right now.

I don't know. It's just been so horny. I haven't had dick in a whole week.

And porn doesn't get me off when the real thing does.

Look, do you want to see?

We don't have to tell anybody.

I don't know.

We can't.

Come on. That's what makes it fun.

Let me help you get over your girlfriend.

I... I don't know.

This is a little crazy.

It's fake.

Do you want to touch it?

Touch me.

You know, you touching me is kind of turning me on.

Really?

Wow.

You're like pretty wet.

I've been waiting for this forever.

You like how I feel?

Yeah.

Oh my god, it's so hot here.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, you're so hot.

I don't want it.

This is my back.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it's so hot.

Mmm.

Bye-bye.

Yeah.

Wow.

Oh.

Oh, I love sucking on his hard cock.

Oh, my God.

I want to be like that.

See?

Are you sure?

Come on.

I thought I could fit.

Come on.

It'll be fine.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're so hard on me.

I didn't cut it back in. Oh.

Oh my gosh. Okay.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my

god,

it's so deep.

I want to tie a little pussy like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh.

oh my

god

Oh.

Huh.

um

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.