All language subtitles for The.Efficiency.Expert.1991.1080p.BluRay

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- What?

One, two. One, two...

♪ There is a house in New Orleans ♪

♪ They call the rising sun ♪

♪ And it's been the ruin
of many a poor boy ♪

♪ And God I know I'm one ♪

♪ My mother was a tailor, yeah ♪

♪ She sewed my new bluejeans ♪

♪ My father was a gamblin' man ♪

- You know,

ugly guys never end up
with anyone any good.

You'll be lucky if you don't end up alone

for the rest of your life.

- I don't think I'm ugly.

- Why don't you ask Angela,

from the sticking room, out?

She likes ugly guys.

Her old boyfriend look like a horse.

- Not all women
like attractive guys.

- I'll tell you
what women like, jokes.

They like a witty guy.

Well, there's no point in
you trying to be yourself.

You're not a witty guy.

That's your trouble.

That's why women go for me.

I'm witty.

♪ A drunk ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

- Like I've got this
chick. You know Dorothy?

- No.

- Well now her sister's trying
to get on to me as well.

And she's got this cousin
that I reckon fancies me.

Ugh, you're not going bald, are you?

- Bald? Where-
- Here they come.

I'll do the talking.

Stay here.

- Yeah, thanks
a lot. See ya next week.

- Need a lift, baby?

- Wreck off, Fletcher.

- Need a lift, baby?

- Need a lift?
- Hi Carey.

- Hello Wendy.
- Evenin' ladies.

- Oh Fletcher.
- Why didn't you come inside?

- I'm not paying any money.

It's just as good out here.

- Come on baby, need a ride?

- Oh, sure.

- Hmm, I guess I better go then.

I gotta catch the bus.
- Lift anyone?

- See you at work Monday?

- Oh yeah, I suppose. Probably.

- Wanna ride?

- See ya, Carey.

- No, yeah. Uh...

Positively.

- There's Kim.

Hi Kim!

- Oi, Carey.
- Huh?

- Fly's undone.

He looks.

He looks!

- I'm gonna punch him one day.

I'm gonna knock him right out.

- Anymore inside?

- No, that's the lot, Fletch.

See you next Friday.

- Yeah, 'night.

Want a lift?

- I just can't see the union

accepting a staff cut of this size.

Four hundred and eighty workers,

that's a quarter of their workforce.

- It's a quarter you don't need.

The savings are on page 19 of the report.

I suggest you take a long
look at the amount, gentlemen.

- That's just
our company's assessment

of your position.

You are, of course, at liberty to reject

any of these recommendations.

- The
Americans haven't signed yet.

The sale is contingent
upon a staff reduction.

- Yes, there is that, of course.

- As recommended by you?

- That's exactly right, boys.

- Have they seen this report?

- No.

That'd be unethical.

- Friggin' old women!

If they don't act, the
Americans will pull out.

Nothing surer!

- They're just giving themselves
time to think, that's all.

- They'll think us right
out of our commission.

- A moccasin factory in Spotswood?

- Yes, they've been on
our books for weeks.

Ah, Jean, could you ring this Mr. Ball

and tell him I'll be at his
factory at 9:15 a.m. On Monday?

And then, um...

Why don't you take the rest
of the afternoon off, Jean?

- Thank you, Mr. Wallace.

- What's wrong with the old bat?

- Do you know where this Spotswood is?

- Oh, and Stewart
flies past sad old Brabham!

- Where did you come from?

- Oh, it's where I'm going!

- Oh, you think you're smart, eh?

Well, Brabham's coming
up on the outside now!

Well, the tides come in

and they go out but,

but I suppose you really
have to know about tides.

- But local
tide times are just a hand.

- Ah,
yes, no, this is interesting.

Williamstown can expect
high water at 10:02 a.m.

- Mm-hmm.
- And then again at 9:55 p.m.

- That's quite
a, quite a time in between.

You'll find it's roughly

about 12 hours.

- Oh! But he's missed the turnoff!

Stewart's got the lead again.

What's wrong with Brabham back there?

Stewart's well ahead. Brabham's pathetic.

Brabham's utterly hopeless!

- Stewart's a big girl!

Because here comes Death Corner!

And you know what that
means, Brabham fans?

Stewart hasn't got the guts!

- Low water.

That's that's your low
tide for the common man.

- That's the,
that's the common expression.

- And the crowd goes wild!

He cannot be beaten!

- Oh, except by
the incredible Stewart,

who the crowd loves even
more than pencil-leg Brabham!

- Is it?

- Hey! Hey, that's not fair!

I already won!

- Ah, you're in the wrong place, mate.

You've gotta go about five miles that way.

- Ah, yes. Thank you.

- Hey, I was gonna park-
- Yeah, 'morning.

- Hey, Gordon.
- Tea break!

- Right.

- Alright, Kevin.

We gotta talk about the race.

- Yeah, hang on, Gordon.

I'll just get me wheels.

- Hello?

- Uh, what's this about your face?

♪ Who wants to be a millionaire ♪

- Ah, hello?
♪ I don't. ♪

♪ I won't ♪

♪ Who wants to be a millionaire ♪

♪ I don't ♪

- Uh, excuse me please, I'm
looking for Mr. Ball's office.

Mr. Ball's office?

- Now what would be
your most direct route?

I tell you what...

Down this corridor, then
left after your third door.

- Thank you.

- You'll find two passages,

one on your left, one on your right.

Ignore them. They're
not the ones you want.

Your best bet would be the
very next one on the right.

- Thank you.

- Or would it?

- Ah! Mr. Wallace!
- How do you do?

- I'm honoured to have you here.

- Thank you.
- A real pleasure.

Please, sit down.
- Thank you.

- Mrs. Ball's biscuits.

Ah, tell Gordon to try
a couple of stitches

under the fold of the insole.

Should solve the problem.

Sorry, new line.
- Ah.

- So!

- Um, I've read your letter, Mr. Ball.

- Yes, I sent that.

- Um, you're aware of
what we do, Mr. Ball?

Uh, we are an independent consultancy,

providing an independent assessment

of your business performance.

- Time and motions.

- Yeah, well that is a rather dated term.

Uh, there are elements

of performance-orientated
analysis, certainly,

but we look at your whole operation,

not just manufacturing,

but, uh, your equity position,
debt to equity ratio,

market determinants, tax minimization,

the whole corporate picture.

- Right.

- Uh, we then make a
series of recommendations

which you are quite at
liberty to accept or reject.

At present, we are compiling
a report for Durmack's,

the country's second largest
car component network,

and it's going very well.

- Really?

- Yes, um...

So perhaps you could
outline your problem for me.

- Hmm.

Uh, Edna's offered you tea?

- Sorry?

Ah, yes. Thank you.

- We've been in casual
footwear for 38 years.

I'm of the mind that we make
the toughest-wearing moccasin

in the southern hemisphere.

Now, Mr. Wallace,

I don't know if you're
familiar with the moccasin.

Obviously, you've got your
casual evening moccasin,

of course, but also-

- Milk?
- Yes, please, ma'am.

- Your sturdy and no-nonsense
moccasin for outside wear.

Then, naturally, you've got
your different finishes.

Anything from natural leather,

right through to the "wet look."

Although, to date,

that hasn't been a big seller for us.

However, as I mentioned
in my correspondence,

which you have received,

we're presently expanding
into after-tea wear.

After-tea wear?

Uh, dressing gowns, nighties and so on...

- Oh yes.

- Um, Mr. Wallace,

we've had some great days.

But frankly, it's time we
started to look to the future.

Oh, we've shown a healthy
profit every year,

but there's always room for improvement.

I feel it's really a
question of modernization.

Do you agree, Mr. Wallace? Modernization?

- Uh, yes, modernization, possibly.

Uh, sometimes it's more
a question of reduction

rather than expansion.

- Expand rather than reduce
in our case, I would think!

I'm of the opinion that a lot of people

aren't aware of these things.

- I need to have access to
all your books and records.

- Of course.

- All of them.

I'll start with a look at
your individual departments.

- Erm, of course.

I will introduce you to everyone.

- Ah, no, please. I would
prefer to remain anonymous.

- No, no, no, Mr. Wallace!

You mustn't be shy around here.

Everybody's dying to meet you.

Right now they're having morning tea.

Anzac?

- A bit of a worry,
that car of yours, Gordon.

- Hi, Dad.

- I've never been happy with the Maserati.

- You were late again this morning, son.

- Maybe it's your tyres?

- Nothing wrong with the tyres.

The worry is, I don't think
this body's ever meant

to carry such a big motor.

- I don't like
the look of these brushes.

- Excuse me. Can I please
have your attention?

- Excuse me, Mr. Ball.

Can you sign this?

- What is it, Win?

- It's a going away
card for Jamie Ericson.

- It can wait.

- But he's leaving this afternoon.

- See me about it afterwards!

Ericson?

He's only been here three weeks.

Um, I have the honour of
introducing Mr. Errol Wallace

of Tynan and McGregor,
Commercial Consultants.

Mr. Wallace will be visiting us

over the course of the next week or so,

to offer his wisdom regarding
the general updating

and modernization of Ball Moccasins.

Yes, Kevin.

- Uh, I'd just like to say,

while we've got Mr. Wallace here,

that we need some new
steps down in dispatch.

- Yeah, we do.

- Thank you, Kevin.

We'll all get the opportunity

of speaking to Mr. Wallace later on.

In greater depth.

In the meantime,

would you please make Mr.
Wallace warmly welcome?

And while you have your hands together,

I'd like you to welcome my
youngest daughter, Cheryl.

Cheryl is coming to work with
us here for a little while

before embarking on a
full-time modelling career.

Thank you. And enjoy your break.

- She looks like she could be
a model though, doesn't she?

- I think she's got her
father's legs, quite frankly.

- God, you're ugly.

And stupid.

- Ow!

- Oh, sorry.

You're not hurt, are you? You all right?

- Hey, I didn't get any money off you

for Jamie Ericson's present.

- Oh, right. Yeah.

Hey, you seen Cheryl?

The boss's daughter. Where is she?

- Main office? Third desk.

What do you wanna see her for?

- I wanna ask her out.

- I was just thinking
about asking her out, myself.

- Don't be stupid.

You're practically a child.

- Well, I didn't get any money
off you for Jamie's present.

- Oh, didn't Fletcher give you my money.

- No, Fletcher said to see
you were about getting his.

- Well, give us a card.
I'll sign the card.

- No, you can't sign the card

unless you pay some money.

Carey, five cents.

- Ah, yeah. That's the
problem with this place!

Everyone's just out for what they can get!

Oh, sorry.

- Hey, have seen Win?
- Yeah.

- Well, did you pay for me?

- Yeah, sort of.

I gave him the wheel of your slot car.

- Yes, yes, I like the line of that a lot!

Does it feel comfortable, Edna?

Plenty of room across the shoulders?

- Feels good.
- Lovely, lovely!

- Uh, these can't be the, uh...

Uh, the complete financial
records, Mr. Ball, surely?

- As far as I know, they are.

Just turn around once more,

would you, Edna?

Oh, it's beautiful. It's really beautiful.

- Yeah, uh, I would like
to get into this today,

if that's possible?

- See if he's here, Edna.

I've gotjust the man

to take you to the very heart of things.

Cut the red tape, so to speak.

- Ah, Mr. Wallace.

We meet again.

Now I thought we'd start
with the Sticking Room.

What would be the quickest way, I wonder?

- And her neck got caught in the back axle

and she got dragged three miles.

But my mate who was driving,

the bus stopped,

because he reckoned it
sounded like his universal.

Oh, she was dead and that.

The funny thing was,

he was right in the first place.

His universal was gone!

- Uh, can you take this
down to dispatch for me?

- I don't work in the office,

I work in the shop.

- I don't really care.

Just do it.

- Working on the roof of a block of flats.

He slipped and fell nine stories,

dead square on his head.

He lived,

but what they had to do,

was surgically insert all these
steel plates in his skull.

He reckons, the doctors reckon,

if ever he goes near a magnet,

he'll get these really serious headaches.

Yeah, yeah. It's like
this other fella I knew,

went swimming,

got hit by a speedboat,

got his arm chopped off.

Well, they rushed him to the hospital.

His mates found the arm

and stuck it in an ice box.

When they got to the hospital,

it was the wrong ice box.

It was full of beer!

- Is there something
I can do for you, Carey?

- Yeah, um...

Yeah, I'm looking for Win.

- Well, he's not in here.

Didn't you just pass him in the corridor?

- Don't you think I
would've noticed if I had?

- Well, you mightn't have, Carey,

if he wasn't wearing a short pink dress

and a nice gold belt.

- Yeah, good. Thanks.

- All our machinery is up
to date, as you can see.

And all made in Australia.

Mr. Wallace?

And from the machine room,

the young moccasin
travels via the concourse,

which you've already seen,

into this area,

our Sticking Department,

where the ladies stick the
insole to the outer skin.

All highly-skilled craftswomen.

- Oh, excuse me, Mr. Wallace,

with regards to the modernization,

we've been looking
through some paint charts,

we've marked the colours we liked.

Now we think we prefer the chantelle-

- I don't think you quite
understand what I'm doing here.

I'm not an interior designer.

- Oh, don't worry.

You don't have to make up your mind now.

Just take a look.

- Uh, this way...

Um...

- We had exactly the
same opportunity in '66

but we lacked the mental discipline.

Now we've got barely two
weeks to make ourselves

into one supreme racing machine.

If we win this, we're state champions.

If we lose, we're nobodies!

That's how important it is.

- Ron?

Mr. Wallace would like to
see your dispatch book.

- Can do.

I thought I might leave a bit early today,

pick up a new front end.

- Yeah, right.

I ought to knock off a bit
early myself, this arvo.

I've got a lot of hard thinking to do

about the correct driving order.

- Uh, no. I'd like to see your records

for the last five years.

- That's them!

I've got small handwriting.

I got them all to fit into one book.

- Oh, can you put my eye
drops in please, Mr. Spencer?

- Of course, Win.

- Three in each one.

- Allergic to sheepskin.

- Why does he work here?

- It's where his future is.

- Tea break!

- Okey-doke. Afternoon tea?

Mr. Wallace?

- So...

Have you spoken to that Cheryl yet?

- Yeah, I've bumped into her.

- But did you talk to her?

- Yeah!

- Well, what did she say?

- Oh, nothing specific.

- Carey...
- What?

Well, where are we going?

- You'll see!

- Wendy!

- Do you think she actually looks

like a model, though?

- Who?
- Cheryl.

- Hmm, possibly.

- She's got big hands, though,

hasn't she?

- Has she? Oh, you
know something about her?

- How many birds do
you reckon are over there?

- Do you know what
she does on the weekends?

Do you?

- Did I tell
you I spent some time

with that Mr. Wallace today?

- Oh, yeah? What did he say?

- I think he was very impressed.

- Hi, Wendy. Hi, Carey.

- Hi, Marvin.

- What are you doing up there?

- Measuring the roof.

- All right.

- Hello.

Did you have a good day?

- I've made you a meal.

How's this new place?

- Oh, it's strange.

It's like visiting my grandfather's house

and finding it full of people.

- Hello?

Yes, he is here.

Jerry.

- The, uh, owner of the
factory gave me those.

Hi, Jerry.

No. How?

Crikey, yeah.

All right, I'll be out straight away.

Yeah.

- Go on, get in there now!

- Get him! Get him!

Don't let him through!

- Turn around. There's a side gate.

- What the heck's happening?

- Well, old son.

I don't think we're too
popular around here.

Your report's been leaked to the union.

- Who leaked it?
- Don't ask me.

- Who leaked the report?

- God knows!

But there's 10 copies of
the thing floating around.

Come on.

- Morning dew, yeah.

- Three foot, nine.

Three foot, six.
- What are you doing?

- I have to measure the whole house.

School project.

- I'm trying to concentrate.

Get out.

- I'll be quiet.
- Good.

- Who's Cheryl?

- No one you'd know.

A model.

- "I wake up with the sun bright and new,

I listen to the sound of
the early morning dew."

Dew doesn't make any noise.
- What?

Look, it's my poem,

I can write what I like.

- Just trying to help.

If I was you, I'd stick to drawing.

But dew doesn't-
- I don't care!

I'm not interested.

I just finished this book
called, "Animal Farm",

about these animals that
take over the whole world-

- Did you? Did you? Get out!

- I'm glad our dog died.

- Hope I can keep my form
for the state finals.

- Probably wouldn't make much difference.

Who are you gonna take
to the club fundraiser?

- I think I might take Cheryl.

- You haven't got a chance.

I'm taking Shirley.

- Shirley?
- Aw, red hot, red hot.

I met her a couple of weeks ago.

I ran over her cat.

- And she's going out with you?

- I don't know. I haven't asked her yet.

- I'm sure she'd jump at the chance.

- Hey, go left!

Oh, you can't help an accident.

It was an old cat.

- Hey! Hey! That's Cheryl!

That's Cheryl in the car.

That's Cheryl in the car with Kim!

What she doing with that suck?

- What did I tell you?

Sales staff.

Looks too much like her old man anyway.

Never go out with a woman

if you know how she's
gonna end up looking.

Hey, Win! Win, you dickhead!

Turn left!

- You know she's gonna be model!

- Open the window, idiot!

- She reminds me of Sophia Loren.

- A bit fat in
the legs, isn't she?

- Turmoil over

at one of Australia's bigger companies,

Durmack Proprietor Limited,

with rumours of a foreign take-over

and a dismissal of 1000 workers.

Union leaders have been quick to react

to this leaked report.

- Now this dinner dance on
Saturday night is vital.

We've gotta raise some funds

if we're gonna make a proper showing

for the Grand Prix.

Wendy's Roneo'd off 800
of these fliers, boys...

Carey, you make sure you distribute those

all around the local area.

Everywhere.
- Aw...

- I'm counting on you!
- Yeah, all right.

No worries.

I'll get it, Win?

- Fletcher?
- Hello?

- Yeah, what is it, Gordon?

- Not you, Kevin.

- Hello?
- Hello?

- Yes, hello.

- Um, this is
Cheryl, in the main office.

- This is Carey in the Skin Room.

- Um, is Mr.
Wallace there please, Carey?

- Hang on, I'll just check.

Have you seen "Doctor Zhivago"?

- No, Mr. Wallace.

- 'Cause I was thinking,

I was gonna go if you
felt like coming along.

- Oh, I think I've
got a crossed line here.

I might try the Machine Room.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oi!

- No, no, no. It's for me.

- Hello?

- Ah, no sight of him in here either.

- Look, who is this?

- This is Carey from the...

From the Skin Room.

We were just talking.

- What? I'm
looking for Mr. Wallace.

- Oh, well, hold on, hold on.

I'll just see if he's in here, all right.

One minute, one minute.
- No, it's okay.

No, it's fine.

I'll try dispatch.

- Oh, all right!

- This is Cheryl
in the main office.

- I'll get it! I'll get it!

- Hello?

- Hello, is this Mr. Wallace?

- Yes.

- Ah, Mr. Wallace,

Mr. Fish wants you to call him.

- You mean, Mr. Finn?

- Right.
- Thank you.

Um, is there a phone around here?

- Yeah, yeah. There's one
right up in the office.

I'll take you there.
- Isn't there one in there?

- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah, I'll only be a tick.

- Um...

- Hello, Shirley?

Oh, this is Frankie.

Well, Frank Fletcher.

I ran over your cat a couple
of weeks ago, remember?

- Excuse me...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll only be a minute.

- Gordon, have
you got today's crossword?

Have you done it?
- Mr. Wallace?

- Uh, is there another
phone around here somewhere?

- Uh...

There should be one just around
the corner here, I think.

To you right.
- Oh, good.

- I'm Kim Barrett, by the way. Sales.

- Oh, hello.

- So, uh, what do you
make of this operation?

A bit of a dog, ay?

- What?
- Most of the blokes here,

are "a sausage short of the barbecue",

at the very least.

- Uh, Jerry Finn, please.

Yes, I'll wait.

- The slot car capital of the world.

- Hmm?

- Grown men playing with toy cars.

- Where? Oh...

- I was wonder-
- Hello, Jerry?

- I was actually, um-
- Yes. Excuse me.

Yes, what sort of extraordinary meeting?

I see.

All right, I'll meet you there tonight.

Yes, I will.

Right.

- I was actually wondering if, uh,

perhaps we can get together?

Have a little lunch? Perhaps?

- Well, what did you say your name was?

- Kim. Kim Barrett.

Sales.
- Kim. Sales. I see.

Yeah, very good to meet you.

- Kev, turn your hearing aid on!

- One of the worst ways of going,

is an electric shock.

This other fella I knew,

went to open his fridge

and was blown 45 foot across the room,

into a glass cabinet,

and ended up with a dinner plate embedded

in the back of his head

through his brain!

- Ah! Uh, Carey...
- Yeah?

- Could I have a word with you, please?

- Yes, Mr. Wallace.

- Carey, I'm looking for a keen
young fellow, like yourself,

to help me.

It'd be a bit of a promotion for you

and plenty of overtime.

You interested?

- Uh, no, I think I'm a bit busy.

- Well, you'd be time-keeping,

monitoring output,

keeping an eye on everyone
pulling their weight,

helping me with my report.

- Oh, I can't type or anything like that.

- No, no. Uh, you wouldn't have to type.

Mr. Ball's daughter
will be working with us.

- Cheryl?
- Yes.

- Would I be working with Cheryl?

- Yes, with Cheryl and myself.

Just the three of us.

You'd get a desk to yourself.

- Oh, no, I don't mind
sharing with Cheryl.

- Good! So you are interested?

- Yeah, yeah. I'll do it.

Overtime, that's great.

Well, um...

I won't eat my lunch,

I'll just come straight up, hey?

- No, no. Don't need you until tomorrow.

- Ah, okay. I'll eat my lunch, then.

- Been a while
since Spotswood had a chance

at the state finals.

It'll be a big day.

Especially for your Uncle Gordon.

Have you been practising?

- No, I didn't think I needed to.

- Oh.

- You know, you should be
very proud of yourself, son.

If someone as clever as Mr. Wallace,

takes you under his wing,

it's a step in the right direction.

There's a vacancy coming up in
the Machine Room next month.

Why don't you ask Mr. Wallace about that?

You'd be in an ideal position.

- Yeah, I was thinking
about being a salesman

or management.

- Well, not a bad idea.

But you don't want to get
ahead of yourself, son.

What about something on the floor?

Yeah, I could see you
heading dispatch one day.

- Thought we'd surprise you.

Your Uncle Gordon and Aunty
Gwen have got something for you.

- We thought our young new
executive should look the part.

- Used to belong to Geoff.

We haven't known what to do with it.

- Going to a good cause now though, ay?

- Is Carey ready yet?

- Oh, he's left, love.

He left ages ago.

Hey listen, if your mom's still crook,

why don't you and the kids
come over for tea tonight?

- Oh, okay. Thanks.

- Hey, Wendy.

- Hi, Marvin.

- Do you know someone named Cheryl?

- Yeah, why?

- She's supposed to be crazy about Carey.

Can you believe it?

- Well, who says?
- Carey.

He's gone over to invite
her to the Slot Car Dance.

- Gordon Baxter.

- New suit?

You look nice.

- Yeah, it's new.

It's a bit wet.

Can you give this to Mr. Ball, please?

- Mm-hmm. Sure.

- Doesn't matter.

- Um, what's this?

- Carey's been promoted!

- Uh, I'm Carey.

We spoke on the intercom yesterday.

Well, we have to share a desk.

Mr. Wallace said.

Hi.
- Hi.

- He said,

he said we're gonna have to
work pretty closely together.

- Good luck.

- So...
- Carey.

- Uh, um...
- Could you come here, please?

- Oh, um...

- Good morning.

- Cup of tea?
- No, thank you.

- Morning, Edna.

- Ah, Carey.

Ah, listen, I'm instituting
some changes here

and I'll be needing you to assist me.

I've chosen you, Carey,

because I think you've
got the right attitude.

You could have quite a future

if you set your mind to it.

- Yeah?
- Yes.

Now, look,

what I want you to do is very important.

Have you ever seen or studied
the inside of a clock?

All the components are
reliant on the others,

but some play a bigger role,

and some a smaller.

But the mechanism does not function

unless all the parts are working.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

- Yes.
- Good.

Our job is to make sure all the parts

that go to make up Balls,

are performing to the
best of their ability.

- Right.

- Going to have to keep
your wits about you, though.

Sometimes people resent change.

So, uh, you're going to have to

put aside some of your friendships

for the time being,

I'm afraid.

And, um, fill these forms in

as accurately as you can.

Okay?

Any questions?

- Mm. Can I go back to the office later?

- More, more, right.

- One of the first laws of industry,

reduce the amount of unnecessary
contact between employees.

- And the girls won't mind?

- Oh, no.

Oh, you'll find they'll appreciate

the lack of distraction,

after awhile.

Now, this should overcome your
delay problems in dispatch,

Mr. Ball.

- Save you a bit of effort,

ay, Kevin?

- Yeah, if you say so, Mr. Ball.

- Just like Nancy Sinatra.

It was really good.

And so they put me-

- Right, I've staggered the lunch hour

into three separate shifts,

12, 12:30, and 1,

and removed a couple of the tables.

Because there is a tendency,

when you have a large group of people,

for conversation to eat
into production time.

- Oh?

- Uh, these changes, of course,

Um, I want to spend the next few days

going over the financial
side of your business.

All right?

Carey?

- Rose?

Rose, can you hear me?

- Is that as fast as you can do it?

- I don't know, I've
never thought about it.

- Please do it again.

- No, Carey.

- But, you have to.

It says so right here.

- Now we're all set for the dinner dance?

Everyone knows what's expected of him?

- Yeah, right, Gordon.
- Right.

- Ah, our young new executive.

- Are you all right, Carey?

- Um, would you mind starting work

so I can time what you're doing?

Would you mind?

Win!

- Yeah, what?

- Take this letter to Mr. Ball.

Tell him it's from Gordon, immediately.

- But I'm going the opposite way!

- Look, I don't care. I don't care.

I work for Mr. Wallace, now take it.

- No, I'm going for a kick.

- Win!
- I'll take it.

- Tell him it's from Gordon!

From Gordon, all right?

- Carey,
can you come with me?

Are these discounted moccasins
last year's range, Carey?

- Oh, no, they're this year's.

Are we going inside?

- No, I don't think so.

- Do you think you have
to be funny with women?

- What?
- Witty.

Do you think women only like witty guys?

- No. I think they like other things too.

- Like what? Money?

- I don't wanna go to some toy car dance.

I made a date, Daddy, with Kim.

- The letter
is signed by Gordon.

He wishes us to be his special guests.

And I'll be dashed if I'm
going to let him down.

- Well, you go.

- He specifically asked that you attend.

The letter mentions your
name several times, see?

There, there, there.

At least make an appearance.

- I'm having my lunch downstairs.

- I suppose they'll want
some sort of speech.

- Take your serviette off.

- It's a cravat.

- Well, it looks like a serviette.

- Well, it's not a serviette.

See, it's got patterns-
- Will you take it off?

Nobody likes to see things
hanging round people's necks.

It makes you look like an infant.

Now, we're picking up Shirley first.

I lined you up with her friend.

- No, you can't.

I've got a date. I'm meeting Cheryl.

- And did you tell Cheryl?
- Yeah.

- Well, just ditch the ugliest
one when you get there.

That's what I'd do.

Now, this girl's supposed
to look a little bit

like Elizabeth Taylor.

- In Cleopatra or National Velvet?

- Huh?

- What are
those boxes in the back?

- My cousin did the food.

I picked it up for him.

- You haven't got a cousin.

- Hey, look
out for cats, will you?

- Which one's yours?

- The one on the left. I think.

- Don't you know?

- I didn't take that good a look.

It was dark.

Shirley!

Oh, thank Christ.

It's the good looking one.

Hurry up and get in the back.

- Goodbye.
- Have a nice time.

You boys be careful too.

- Hey, do we all have to sit in the front?

- There's somebody in the back.

- Ta-ta!

- Are you coming into this meeting?

- These thousand retrenchments
they're talking about

on the radio.

Where did that come from?
- What?

- It was you who leaked the
report, wasn't it, Jerry?

Hmm?

I didn't recommend a
thousand retrenchments.

I recommended 480, maximum.

But you've blown the
figure up, haven't you?

You leak it to the press,

the union hits the panic button.

Then in a week's time,

you'll go into some
sort of a crisis meeting

and appear to back down to a figure of,

say, what, 480?

Isn't that right, Jerry?

- Guilty, Your Honour.

Well, someone had to push the pace.

Durmack's weren't gonna
confront the problem

and we'd lose our commission.

- We may end up losing a lot
more than our commissions.

- Someone's always going to lose out.

The trick is to make sure it's not us.

- Thank you.

- Oh, come on, sunshine.

Just back me up in this meeting, will you?

Come on.

- Not so bad if
you take the sardine off.

- They shouldn't have put them on

in the first place, Robert.

That's my point.

Fletcher! Fletcher!

Hey, tell that cousin of yours
we won't be using him again.

- Carey.

Are you sure you sent out
all those handbills, son?

- Mm-hmm.

- That'll be a dollar each, please.

- Uh, we're the special guests.

- Robert?

Listen, is this bloke,
Wallace, the full load?

I mean, what's his point
about eating in three shifts?

There's plenty of tables.

- I'm sure he
knows what he's doing.

- Apparently Bob's not allowed

to take the shop van home at night.

- I was under the
impression it was Bob's van

in the first place.

- Well, yeah.

- I was thinking of
asking Cheryl for dinner.

- I wouldn't.

- Mr. Ball.

Didn't know they were coming.

- Stick to the pictures,

cut your talking time down.

- Mr. Ball.
- Robert.

- What a pleasure.
- Thank you.

You remember Lorna?
- Yes.

- And you've met Cheryl, of course.

- Many times.

- When would you like me to speak?

- Uh, well, anytime.

Uh, feel free to speak anytime.

We don't stand on ceremony around here.

- Well, I wouldn't want to
speak out of turn or anything.

You know how it can be sometimes.

- Please, speak whenever
you feel the urge, Mr. Ball.

- I'll wait for a few minutes then.

- See this gear, here?

It's worn.

It's got to be replaced before the race.

- I will speak now, Robert.

- Righto, Mr. Ball.

- Excuse me. May I have
your attention please?

Welcome friends and enthusiasts,

to the Spotswood
124th-scale Slot Car Club.

I have the very great pleasure tonight

of saying a few words,

and that will be a
blessing to some of you,

about slot-car racing.

As a local captain of industry,

I'm often called upon

to speak at such evenings as this,

but I must tell you,

in all honesty,

it's rare I've seen a
spread as good as this one.

- Oh, hi, Cheryl.

- Hi.

- What do you think of Julie Andrews?

- Pardon?

- She's supposed to be good
in "The Sound of Music".

- Oh, yeah.

- It's on at the Grand on Monday night.

Think you'll be going?

- Oh, I don't know, I might.

Yeah, I guess I will.
- Yeah.

Me too.

Oh, we'll both be going then.

Uh, hey, do you think
we should go together?

Now that we're fellow
work mates and stuff?

- Uh...

Um...

I can't.

Um, thanks for asking though.

- Oh, another night?

Any night's all right with me.

- Um, I've got to go, Carey,

'cause I'm meeting someone.

- Oh, yeah. No. Yeah.

- It's been nice talking to you tough.

- Yes?
- G'day.

Kim.

Kim Barrett from Ball's. Sales.

- Yes.

- Um, I wonder if I could have
a few minutes of your time.

- How did you find me?

- You're in the phone book.
- Oh.

- So, um, can you spare
us a couple of minutes.

- I'm rather busy.

- I've, uh, I've got some information,

you'd might like to read.

- All right. Come through.

You're recommending that
Ball closes the place down?

- Not while they're making
a profit, certainly not.

- Profit, ha. Bullshit.

Old man Ball hasn't made
a real profit for years.

He's just been selling off his assets.

- What is this?

- That's a, uh, that's the
complete company ledger.

See, old man Ball used
to own the whole block.

When things started going wrong,

he started flogging it off.

That's what he calls a profit.

The only reason we got paid last year,

was 'cause he sold the place next door.

- Mr. Ball wouldn'tjust give you this.

- Well, you can't wait for
people to give you everything.

- So you just took it?

- I'm gonna take over the company one day.

Sack all the loonies,

start importing cheap shit from Asia.

That's where the money is.

Now, your report could be my ticket in.

- And prepare yourselves
for the great battle ahead.

And so,

in conclusion,

I can but wish Gordon and his
team the very best of luck

in this most prestigious event,

the 124th Slot Car Grand Prix.

- Very well done, dear.

- Yes, well, I think they warmed to me.

Bit worried at the start though.

- Can you take me home, please?

- I thought you were being picked up.

- I'll drop you off here,

save me driving down.

- See you, then.

- See you, Gary.

- Hi, Carey.
- Hi.

What are you doing?
- Catching snails.

If you find enough of them,

you can make a flying
potion out of the shells.

- Oh, yeah?

Oh, found one.

So you reckon this will make you fly?

- Yep.
- Mm.

Oh, found another.

What are you really gonna do with it?

- Put it in the jar.

- Gonna eat it?

- I told you!

- Wendy?

What are you doing out here?

Who's that?

Who's that out there with you?

Is that a man?

- No, it's just me, Mr. Robinson.

Carey.
- Carey?

Carey. Oh, that's all right, then.

I thought it was a man.

- No, just me.

- Come on, girl.

Come in here.

What do you think this is,

a bloody circus?

Come on!

- Wendy?

Are you riding to work on Monday?

I'll pick you up, then.

- Is this to do with Durmack's?

- Yes.

- Are you satisfied?
- All right.

I'll call the police.

- For Christ's sake-

- You don't care about me.

- Of course I care about you!

- No, you don't!

- Look, I had something
to do on Saturday night.

And it just took me
longer than I expected.

- Yeah, you were
supposed to be with me!

Look, I know you were with someone else,

you're just too immature to tell me.

- Cheryl, all right, I was
with Wallace talking business.

- Well, I don't care.

Hi, Carey.
- Hi.

- How'd you finish up Saturday night?

- Good.
- Good.

Sorry I couldn't stay.

I had something really silly to do.

- Mm.

- So are we still all right for pictures?

- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, sure, no, that'd...

Yeah.
- Well, good.

I'm really looking forward to it.

- Me, me too.

Yeah. Thanks.

- You're dead mate.

I mean dead. Really dead.

- Why?
- Dead, dead!

I am gonna knock you right out!

- No!
- Kim.

There's a phone call for you.

- Where?

Thank you.

- Easy, Ron, easy.

- It's more
useful out here, I reckon.

- Yeah, I think you're right, Kev.

- G'day, Mr. Wallace.

- Oh, morning, Mr. Wallace.
- Morning, Mr. Wallace.

- Morning, Mr. Wallace.

- This was a good idea
of yours, Mr. Wallace.

Easy, now.

- Now watch yourself, there!

- Take it easy.

- Any twins in the family, love?

- Oh, my cousin had twins, you know.

They each came out different ways.

One was in a sort of breached...

Oh, we couldn't hear each
other speak the other way!

Do you think we upset him?
- Nah.

- Completely hopeless, Mr. Ball.

All the women have totally
ignored my partitions.

It's the same with the roller.

The men are using it to move
somebody's bloody car engine!

As for lunch break,

it's supposed to be three
separate half-hour sittings,

not one bloody big 90-minute
Bacchanalian feast!

They're using you, Mr. Ball.

Can't you see that?
- No.

I'm sorry, but I don't agree.

- Now, look here.

If you're not happy with my work,

I can be out of here in 10 minutes flat.

- Oh, no, Mr. Wallace.

- Why didn't you tell me you
were in a loss situation?

- Well, I'm not. It's just-

- You've been selling off
your assets, haven't you?

Year by year, till you've
got nothing left to sell!

You haven't made a real profit since 1963.

- I didn't mean to keep it a secret.

- You're in a dire situation, Mr. Ball,

and you know it.

The sort of changes I've
been introducing here

won't help your present
situation one iota.

- I was...

I was hoping modernization.

- Yes.

Now look, I've got two days left here

to redraw the whole strategy.

But I'm going to need
your complete cooperation.

You're gonna have to get ready

to take some very hard decisions.

- Hello, Gordon. How are you, mate?

- Sorry to butt in, Mr. Ball.

- What is it, Gordon?

- We just put the motor back in your car.

You wanna come and have a look?

- I haven't got time for that now.

Tell young Carey to come up and see me.

- Yeah, right.

- Hey, Gordon, have a word, ay?

Uh, look, you just better
keep an eye on Carey, mate.

Ball's got him telling tales on you lot.

- He's working for Mr. Wallace.

- Straight to Ball, mate.

Straight to Ball.

- All right, I'll see you tomorrow. G'day.

- Yes, Wendy?

- Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, please.

It has been brought to my
notice that many of you

have been abusing the new
lunch-hour roster system.

Now, these new changes,

I expect to be honoured.

If you have any questions about them,

you can ask Carey.

Now, those of you who shouldn't be here,

please return to your own departments.

The rest continue eating, please.

- Sorry.
- Sorry, Mr. Ball.

- Sorry, Mr. Ball.

- Sorry, Mr. Ball.
- Sorry.

- Just wasn't thinking, I suppose.

- Thanks a lot, Carey.

- See you!

Hey, see you, Win!

See you, Kev!

See you, Ron.

Oh.

- I let your tyres down.

- Don't worry 'bout them, son.

They'll soon get used to it.

Just wait.

- We're not gonna lie down and watch,

while a thousand of our
members go on the dole queue.

- Listen, the easiest thing for us to do,

would be to shut the whole place down,

and none of you would have a job!

- Now, hang on for a moment.

Guys, does it have to be a thousand jobs?

I mean, surely there's a compromise here?

- Excuse me, please.

- Is he coming back?

- Robert.

Gordon.

They'd have to go too.

I'd be losing 60 percent of my people.

- The Asians can do it for half the price.

Importing is the future.

You simply cannot afford
to be in manufacturing.

- But we must.

People need to make things.

We can't just import everything.

- You've been a very
kind employer, Mr. Ball,

but I'm afraid your
people have let you down.

They haven't paid you back in kind.

- No. You're wrong.

You don't understand,

you never could.

With respect, Mr. Wallace,

they've paid me back double.

Triple.

If you'd been here when
the place was busy,

you'd have seen them
working day and night.

No overtime.

They did it because they
believed in the place,

and they trusted me.

It's not their fault.

I won't have that.

- No, it's your fault.

You haven't helped these people,

letting them live in a fool's paradise.

And what did you think was going to happen

in 18 months' time when you...

When you run out of money?

- You can't see past the
dollars and cents, can you?

Work isn'tjust about money, Mr. Wallace.

It's about dignity.

It's about treating people with respect.

- Mr. Ball,

if you want to save any
part of this operation,

I advise you to act immediately.

I'm very sorry.

- I might wait for a week or so.

- Please have Carey's figures ready

by tomorrow morning, 9:00.

- Yes, Mr. Wallace.

- Good. I need three copies of that.

- Okay.
- Um...

Ah, Carey.

Thank you very much.

You're all finished here now.

You can go back to dispatch

or wherever you were before.

Incidentally, Carey,
you've done very well.

Thank you for all your help.

Goodbye.

- Look out, Fletch,

I'm on you, mate!

- Get out of the way, Win!

What a kick! Genius!

Pass it over here, mate!

Give me the ball, Win!

Mine! Mine! Yours!

- Bloody hell.

- Car trouble, Mr. Wallace?

- Uh, yes, blasted thing.

- They can make you mad, can't they?

Oh, Ron, Gordon, Kev!

What's all this?
- Uh, vandals.

Vandals.

- Take a look at this.

- Look at those leads.

They're almost cut through.

- A wonder it ran at all.

- I'm surprised it ran.

- Yeah, wonder it went.

- Uh, is there a garage I could call?

- Oh, you don't need a garage.

- Nah, we'll do it.

Just needs a bit of re-wiring.

- No, please, I've got an appointment

on the other side of town.

- Tell you what, I'm on a break.

I'll run you over.

- No, no, it would be out of your way.

I'll grab a taxi. Please.

- Mine! Mine! Yours!

- Hi.
- Hi.

- What are you doing?

- I thought it needed a bit of a clean up.

- The Sound of Music is
coming on at the Grand.

Do you wanna go?

- Yeah, I suppose.
- Yeah?

- Except I think I'm already going.

- Okay.

But I could go twice.

Wendy?

- You'll be right with Ron.

He's a natural with cars.

Ever raced slot cars, Mr. Wallace?

- Uh, no, I had a train
set when I was a kid.

- By the way, I've been
meaning to thank you,

for taking young Carey under your wing.

Been a little worried
about him finding his niche

in the company.

- Surely you don't expect him

to spend his whole life there, do you?

- Oh, well, I can think of worse things.

Good people, good boss, good product.

Oh, I know we're a little out of touch

with the outside world sometimes,

but, from what I've seen of it,

we're not missing much.

- No, Pheeli wanted him
to carry on at school but,

he's always been a bit of a dreamer.

Nice to have another breadwinner
in the family, anyway.

- Ah, so you're thinking
of retiring then? Are you?

- Oh, no. No, not yet.

Had a little heart trouble,

but nothing to worry about.

You've got a couple sons, haven't you?

Most important thing
in the world, I reckon.

What age are your lads?

- Don't start till I say.
- All right.

- Thank you very much.

- Well, it's been nice
having you aboard, mate.

I didn't realise you were leaving so soon.

- Yes, that's it.

- I had hope it'd be more permanent.

- Oh, well that's the way it is.

- Tell you what,

when you come to pick your car on Monday,

drop in and have a drink with us.

- Yes, I'll do that, thank you.

- Good on you, mate.

- We've beaten them.

We've beaten the bastards.

The Union caved in this afternoon.

They've agreed to lose 500 workers.

We won!

- Come on, please, Julian!

- Please stay, Caroline.

At least until we can talk.

Stay a couple of days.

You could come with me

to this cocktail party for Durmack's.

- Ah, the real reason.

So I can be the loving
wife to the Americans.

- No, that's not what I meant.

I just thought we could go out together.

- I think it's a little past that, Errol.

I'll call you in a few days.

I'll be in the car outside, Julian.

There's a group of men outside.

They're just standing there.

Are they from Durmack's?

- Go up to Julian's room.

Lock the door.

Uh, where's the axe handle?

- It's in the garage.

- Get me something heavy.

A piece of wood, anything.

- Oh, Mr. Wallace, you're up!
- Yeah.

- We weren't sure whether
to ring the bell or not.

- Uh, what do you want?

- Well, it's about Ron's thumb, actually.

- It's my accelerator thumb.

- He broke it fixing your car.

- Kev, makes no difference
where it happened.

The point is, it couldn't
have come at a worse time.

Today's our state finals.

- We don't want to put you on the spot,

but we were wondering
if you'd be interested

in being our sixth.

- Sorry, sixth what?
- Driver.

I mean, Robert here's been telling me

how you've had some
experience with trains.

Well, slot cars are similar.

It's just you use more of a pushing action

than a twisting action.

- Yeah. I'm sorry, I've, um...

I've got a very important
appointment later on.

- Understand completely.

- Yeah, of course.

- It was just a thought.

Sorry to have bothered you.

- Yes, I'm sorry too.

- How do you do?

I'm afraid Ron's thumb's
held things up on your car.

Won't be ready till Monday afternoon,

if that's all right.

Course, it gives Gordon's nephew time

to fix up that paint job of yours.

- Yeah.

- Hey, uh...

Uh, this race...

Will it take very long?

- All right,
everyone stand by, please.

- This is the big one, mate, the big one.

We're gonna take home
the big prize this time.

You're not nervous, are you?
- No.

- Corner officials, stand by.

- Those used to
be my farm yard animals.

Have you read Animal Farm?

- Yeah.
- I didn't think so.

- Over here, Mr. Wallace.

Now that's ours.

That's the Ball's one.

Number three, the green car.

- Ready?

Time!

- Ah, Marshall!
- Yeah, yeah. I'm coming.

- Don't worry about Carey.

He always does this.

- Don't worry! You'll get it back!

- Pull your finger in, Carey!

- He'll make it up.

- Yes, yes! He's got one!

- Come on, Carey!

- Your main worry is that bloke

from Little Piggy's Hams and Small Goods.

That black roadster shouldn't
be allowed on the track.

- Robert, go!

- Oh, that's the relay line.

- Hey, Wendy!

Have you seen Carey's new girlfriend?

- Who says she's his girlfriend?

- Carey. He reckons they're going steady.

- Oi, Win! Get that
flea-bitten dog out of here!

- What's wrong with him?
- Just get him out.

- Take it easy, Punch.

Take it easy, mate.

- Keep that relay line clear.

Time!

- Come on. Hurry it up, lad!

Hurry it up, son.

- Come on, Dad.

Quick. Sorry, sorry!

- Aw, he stepped on his toe.

Come on, Robert! Go!

- Relax that thumb, Robert.

- You useless, young idiot.

- Come on!

- Dad! Dad!

Come on, Dad!

- That's the way!

That's the way!

Yes! Yes!

- That's it, Dad!

That's it, Dad!

Keep it up!

- Too good! Too good for them, Bob!

- Time!

- Go, Robert!

- Go! Go!

- We need you to officiate.

- Move it down the straight!

Come on, take him!

- Come, come, come, come, come on!

- Gordon!
- Come on, Gordon!

Go, go!
- Come on, go!

Faster, faster!

- Now, our job as officials
is to pick them up

as they come off.

We obviously have to be fair,

but the main thing is
to keep the race going.

Oh, there's one!

No, other way. Up here.

Up here. Other way! Up here.

Don't panic.
- What?

Don't panic.
- Don't panic, yes.

- Watch the cars.
- Yes.

- But don't panic.

- Well done, Kev.

Nice and steady, ay?

- Take him, Kevin! Take him!

Yes, good lad. Come on.

That's your big worry.

You come off in the tunnel,

it could cost you a minute.

- Yes, and they have to
reach in and pull you out,

is that right?

- Yes, but you don't have
to worry about that now.

We're 12 laps ahead.
- Oh, good.

- Gonna have plenty of
time to get the feel.

- Twelve laps?
- Yeah.

- Just get yourself ready, Mr. Wallace.

- Yes, look, Errol.

Everyone call me Errol, please.

- Okay, well, Errol,

just get yourjacket on.

- What do we do now?

What do we do now?
- Don't worry.

- That's it, Kev! Style!

Kev, style!
- Okay, let's go.

- Go, Kev, go! Go, Kev, go!

- Come on, Kevin.

Hold that lead, son.

- Good boy, Kev.

- Time!

- Go now, Mr. Wallace! Go! Go!

- Okay, Errol!
- Yes, Errol!

Move it! Move it!

- Now take your time.

Go a bit faster!

- He's not bad.

Just a little faster now.

Okay, just pick it up.

Pick it up, gently.

- More of a train driver, really.

- How many to go?

- Four, but we're still one up.

- Carey, come on, hurry up!

Come on, hurry up!

- I'm sorry!

- I'm afraid it's all over.

- Cars off! Cars off!

- Come on!

- Three to go.

Go, Mr. Wallace!

Come on, Errol! Stay there.

- Go, Errol, go!
- Who's Errol?

- Keep the pace up now, Errol.

Good stuff!
- The roadster.

- Don't worry about the black one.

Just stick with him.

Stick with him.

Stick with him like glue!

- Don't upset him!
- That's it! Doing all right!

- Oh, no, not the tunnel!

- Slow down! The tunnel! The tunnel!

- I've got him! I've got him!

I've got him worked out!

- Oh, no!

- We've won! And bloody well done!

- Errol, you bloody ripper!

- Yeah, mate.

- The way you came around that top bend,

I've never ever seen
anything like it, Errol.

- I was getting the knack
of it in the end, I think.

- I tell you what,

you've made Gordon a very happy man.

- Oh, good.
- He lives for it.

We haven't had a win since 1961

when young Geoff was driving.

- And who's Geoff?
- Ah, Geoff, Gordon's boy.

Lost him in '64.

Terrific kid.

- Errol, there's something
I've been meaning to ask you.

What's the secrets

towards running a successful
business these days?

- Oh, well, there are three rules

to making a business work today, Kevin.

Uh, minimise initial production outlay,

maximise stock output,

make sure your product
is situated correctly,

be flexible to market trends-

- I suppose parking would be
something to think about too.

- Yes. Yes.

But do you realise

that 50 percent of the
companies set up today,

won't be in business this time next year?

Fifty percent. Can you imagine that?

It's unbelievable, isn't it?

You don't want to hear all this though.

Surely, not now.

- On the contrary.
- No, I'm interested.

- Oh, Gordon'll be
interested in this, too.

Gordon! Hurry up!

Errol's telling us all about business.

- Dry argument too, Gordy.
- Yeah, come on, Gordon.

- He wants to ask me about something?

You wanted to ask me about
business and the three rules?

- Right.
- You don't want to hear that.

- Balls! Cheers!

- Hey, Wendy!

Wendy, we won the state finals.

Where were you?

- Caroline?

Caroline?

Caroline, are you there?

Ah, you haven't gone.

- No, I thought I'd stay 'til
after the cocktail party.

I owe you that.
- No.

You don't owe me anything.

Hey, you missed a great afternoon.

Look what I won.

We're state champions.

- Aren't these the men
that are getting laid off?

- Yeah.

- Hi, Wendy.

Hi, Dad.

- Hope you haven't been whispering

in Mr. Ball's ear again, Carey.

- Leave him alone now, Ron.

My guess is they called this meeting

to straighten out the lunch muck-up.

People can't eat in shifts.

- As you know...

As you know,

Mr. Wallace has been compiling
a report on our company.

I'm afraid that it's not
all that it could be.

I've known you all for 30 years.

Well, not all of you, but...

So what I am about to say
is going to be rather...

Is very sad for me.

- Thank you.

- Jeez, you're game, aren't you, mate?

- What?

- Old man Ball, he's just
laid off half the staff.

They're coming out now.

- He wasn't gonna tell
them for another week.

- Well, he did.

Hey, listen, further to
our little chat, you know,

about my ideas for the place.

I was wondering if we could
get together for another hour?

- Not now, I'm very busy, please.

- What about lunch tomorrow?

There's a nice little
restaurant 'round the bridge-

- Yes, yes!

- All right. 12:30? Fine.

See you then.

- We gonna starve?
- Marvin.

You going out?
- Yeah.

- You look very nice.
- Thanks.

See you.

See you, Dad.

Sorry.

- At least Carey's still got a job.

- Errol, I'd like you to meet
Amos Lang, Consec Chemicals.

I've just been telling Amos

about that shoe factory you're
winding up in Spotswood.

Consec have got a bit of a-

- How do you know what
I'm recommending, Jerry?

- Read your report.

Very interesting stuff.

- You've got no right to
telling him or anyone else.

At this stage, it is not public knowledge.

- Amos is in a position to buy the thing.

- I don't care if he's in a position

to swan dive into a vat
of his own insecticide.

The place is not for sale.

And you've got no bloody right
discussing it with anyone!

Do you understand?

- Excuse me, Jerry.

- What are you trying to do to me?

Jesus, we're on the same side, Errol.

- No, we're not on the same side.

No, we're not.

- Are you pissed?
- No.

- You picked a bloody great time.

- You all right?
- Yes, I'm fine.

- These people have flown in from America.

They don't want to hear
your mid-life crisis.

We've done a good job-
- Tell me something.

Tell me something!

Did you ever talk to
any of these 500 people

we've put out of work?

Did you ever find out
how many kids they had?

Or what they do in their spare time?

Or if they ever raced slot cars?

Caroline, can you drive me home, please,

before I thump this man.

We're not on the same side.

- You're gonna try
to save a moccasin factory?

- I don't know,

but maybe I can save its dignity.

Oh, well. Here we are.

- Mr. Wallace.

- Uh, might I have a word?

This is my wife, Caroline.

- How do you do?

It is rather late, Mr. Wallace.

I think we've said all
that needs to be said.

- Well, I may have been
wrong about the factory.

It may not be necessary to sack everyone.

- This is a big about-change.

- Yes, I know.

I've had time to reconsider.

There are other approaches,

possibly not foolproof,

but, um...

- Your figures,

all the work you've done.

You're quite sure about all this?

- Well, to be honest, Mr. Ball,

I don't think your place works
on standard economic lines.

You see, the sort of
help I'm offering you,

I don't think you need.

- Oh, and they'll all keep their jobs?

- Well, you may lose one.

- Oh, this is my wife, Errol.

Uh, Lorna, Errol.

Caroline, Lorna.

Do you think it's too
late to ring some of them?

- No, no, it's only 8:45.

- Wonderful, they'd probably like to hear.

I'll get some tea.

- No, this calls for sherry.

Better still, port.

We've got some port.

- There may be a chance
for you yet, Errol Wallace.

- Don't get your hopes up too high.

It's only one night in
a lifetime, isn't it?

- Fairy cakes with your port?

- Good cartoons.
- Hi.

Either of you want a Jaffa?

- What are you doing here?

- I came with Judith.

She likes singing.

Oh, Steven Asher was sitting on them.

- Well, I don't think you
should be offering them

to people then, should you?

- Did you like the show?

I liked it when the wasp
was fighting the bee.

I like the way it bit its head off.

- Marvin, don't you have
some friends or something.

- That was their favourite bit, too.

Yeah, she's
supposed to be a model.

What's wrong with her ears, d'you reckon?

- It's a pity about
everyone at the factory.

- Yeah.

There's too many people there, anyway.

- How do you mean?

- Well, it was really crowded

and it was smelly.

- Do you want an ice cream?
- Yeah, if you want one.

- So you feel the market for
moccasins is almost beat?

- Uh, yes. I'd say so, yes.

- Even the Indian look with the fringe?

- Well, I was thinking
of lessening the emphasis

on moccasins altogether.

- Oh. Yes.

- You already have the
equipment and the skills

to move into new areas

like, uh, gloves and jackets and...

What about seat covers?

- Yes. Yes!

You're right!

Here I am touching 75

and forging ahead into a new future.

We can count on your
assistance with all this?

- As much as I can, Mr. Ball.

You see,

I think your greatest
asset is your people.

- I've always said that.

- Good. So why not get them all involved?

Let them come in as shareholders?

- Shareholders?

- Yes.
Yes, or, um, partners.

- Partners?
- Yeah.

Because I think you've
been protecting them

for far too long, Mr. Ball.

- I wonder if now isn't the time

to be taking on more people?

Expanding.
- Expanding?

No, no, I don't think so.

Not quite yet, anyway.

I think I will have another port.

- Oh, me too.

- Expanding.
- Thank you.

- Um...

Anyway, here's to you, Mr. Ball.

- And to you, Mr. Wallace.

And our continuing success.

- Yes.

- Tiger, haven't we seen this one before?

- Yeah-

- Excuse me, I think
you're sitting in my seat.

- Sit down!
- Sit down!

- Huh?

And anyway, my dad's worked
for your dad for 25 years.

How can you say it's a good
thing that he got the sack?

It's not too crowded in there.

- Hey, hey, hey. Piss off.

- Shut up, idiot. I'm not talking to you.

And Uncle Gordon's worked
there even longer than him...

- Another show is about to begin.

For two hours,

the courage and judgement
of three men and a woman,

will be matched by the speed
and stamina of their cars.

We're ready for them.

And here they come.

This is Pat Jones, the Kansas girl,

who likes to drive like a man.

Who is it said, "Women can't drive"?

- Daddy!

No!

Ow.
- Hey, now!

- Stop it!
- Daddy!

- Hi. Want to come for a walk?

- No, thanks.

What is wrong with you, Carey?

You are so stupid!

- Me and Cheryl have split up.

- Oh, yeah, you're immature,

you're selfish and you're childish!

- Who are you talking to?

- A friend!

- It's probably Carey again.

- You and Fletcher.

You don't know anything about anything.

Especially about girls.

Oh, you're so juvenile,

and naive!

And horrible.

And you know what I think?

I don't think I like you anymore.

- You're late, Carey.

You'd better put yourself on report, son.

- Dad? Has Wendy come to work yet?

- Haven't seen her.

- Oh, sorry, Aunty Gwen.

Edna? Has Wendy been up here?

- No.

- Have you seen her anywhere?

- Nope.

- Hey, Fletcher? Fletch!

You seen Wendy?

- No. She's not around here.

- Everyone's back.

- Yeah. Bugger it.

I'm sick of work.

I'm taking the afternoon off anyway.

Me and Shirley are
going out to the airport

to watch the planes.

I thought I might propose.

Wanna come?

- Are you gonna get married?
- No, just engaged.

- Hey, Kim's leaving.

Do you wanna sign the card?

- Bugger off.
- Where's he going?

- Oh, he's got some new big job.

- Well, do you wanna sign?
- No way.

Hey, Win, have you seen Wendy?

- Oh, she's not in today.
- Are you sure?

- Yeah, she hasn't signed the card.

- How did you get here?
- Flew.

- No. How?

- What are you thinking about?

- You.

- Have you ever been
up on the factory roof?

You can see all of Spotswood

over to the refineries,

and right across Yarraville

as far as Seddon.

And there's a thousand pigeons up there

and they never fly away from you

because they don't think
a human can be up so high.

Do you wanna see?

- This is great.

It's just the opportunity
I've been waiting for.

Thanks very much, Mr. Wallace.

- Yes, this is where you belong.

Come on, I'll show you around.

♪ In the chilly hours and minutes ♪

♪ Of uncertainty I want to be ♪

♪ In the warm hold of your loving mind ♪

♪ To feel you all around me ♪

♪ And to take your hand along the sand ♪

♪ Ah, but I may as well
try and catch the wind ♪

♪ When sundown pales the sky ♪

♪ I want to hide awhile
behind your smile ♪

♪ And everywhere I'd look ♪

♪ Your eyes I'd find ♪

♪ For me to love you now ♪

♪ Would be the sweetest thing ♪

♪ It would make me sing ♪

♪ Ah, but I may as well
try and catch the wind ♪

♪ When rain has hung
the leaves with tears ♪

♪ I want you near to kill my fears ♪

♪ To help me to leave
all my blues behind ♪

♪ Standing in your heart ♪

♪ Is where I want to be and long to be ♪

♪ Ah, but I may as well
try and catch the wind ♪

♪ Ah, but I may as well
try and catch the wind ♪