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Episode 1

Xiang Xiang

What brings you here?

I called but you didn't pick up my call.

So I had to make a trip over personally.

Oh

I'm running late.

Is something the matter?

I need to settle some business.

What business?

Break up.

Break up?

That's right. Break up.

Stop joking.

There are so many people here.

Let's talk it over when we get back.

I'm not afraid of being embarrassed.

What are you afraid of?

That's not what I meant.

Stop throwing a tantrum.

Everybody is looking

I will go look for you after work alright?

Since I'm already here. Let's settle this right here.

Just treat me as your client.

What client?

Stop being wilful already.

Why break up when everything is doing fine.

You're doing fine. I'm not.

You should already know.

My mother has always been against the two of us being together.

From the very beginning, I was the one that persuaded my mother.

To relent, thus she gave you three years to prove yourself.

Let me finish what I want to say.

But what now?

You're 30 this year, I'm 28.

Forget about 120 sq feet apartment.

I don't even see 20 sq feet of working space.

Car?

Even though you bought your so called 'car'

Cycling everyday.

20 Km/h across the city.

You're not even ashamed.

At the very least my bicycle is branded.

I know I don't earn alot

A few thousand per month

With the addition of commission and bonuses

It's not even enough to buy you a bag.

But my heart is true and faithful to you.

You've got to understand.

But your mother has such high expectation of me.

She said.

But a housing loan is at most $300 000

How can I be able to afford, You want me to rob?

Go ahead.

How convenient is it to embezzle.

Besides,

Even then, you would have to have the gut.

These year, getting a loan is more common than divorce.

Failing to achieve your sales commission, that is because you're a loser.

Shhhhh.

Shhh. Keep it down.

My career has just taken off.

Give me a bit more time.

Give me a year time.

Just one year alright?

I did not came here together to negotiate with you.

I came to inform you.

I have already wasted four years of my youth on you.

I can't afford it anymore.

My lady My lady.

I'm begging you. Please...

Don't be like this.

I will go get a leave. I will go get a leave.

Let me go get the approval from my manager.

I will bring you out for shopping afterwards, alright?

Give me a minute. Just a minute.

Manager, manager, manager.

What do you want? You better show some respect.

You don't even have any manners at all.

Sir. Something came up back at home.

I want to get today off.

To go back home for awhile.

Why do you have so many problems?

You're already 30. Can't you distinguish between work and personal life?

When it's time to work.

You should be working.

You should worry about your problems back home after knocking off, alright?

Our branch this year sales target.

You're the only one lagging behind.

Wang Zhi Hao.

It's not that I want to nag at you.

But I hope that during working hours.

You are in the correct mindset.

Please be serious.

Your performance is not up to standard.

In terms of people's relations, you're not any better.

Your female counterparts are better off than you.

This is your performance portfolio.

Take a look at it yourself.

Sir. Later I will...

You better be serious.

This is your request for raise last month report.

Sir.

I've been with this company for three years.

You should at least give me a raise.

You still have the cheek to ask for a raise.

I have elders and minors to feed.

I need to get by somehow.

Let me do the maths.

365 days a year.

Equates to 52 weeks.

2 days off each week.

261 working days left.

16 hours a day you're not working.

Subtract 170 days.

Your left with 15 working days a year.

You still have the cheek to negotiate your pay.

In summary.

My conclusion.

People like you are the parasites of the society.

I will get back to work.

Go ahead.

Do a good job.

I have my hopes high on you.

The number that you have dial is currently unavailable.

The number that you have dial is currently unavailable.

Romance is bullshit.

What you want, you don't get.

Only a fool will be with you.

My fiance is gone.

My career is going nowhere.

Being a loser.

I really damn successful.

Now whenever I close my eyes

I can imagine

My bleak future.

Hey brother.

Do you know, "As a woman who makes herself beautiful for her lover..."

What the next verse is?

"A true man is ready to die for best friend."

Bullshit.

Man also wants to be nice to her.

Hahahahaha

Hey brother.

You came just at the right time.

I want you to judge.

Tell me.

Being a bank's employee

Being

30 years old yet unwed single.

Everyday assisting people in getting a housing loan.

Yet, I am unable to afford my own house.

Thus my fiance ditch me.

Isn't this an insult?

That's not it brother.

Chicken wings are sold out.

Tell me first. Isn't this an insult?

Chicken wings.

Alright, Alright, Alright.

Give me 10 big kidneys.

Coming right up!

Give me two as well.

Got it!

Do you want it well done or tender?

Tender a bit(medium rare) , Old(well done) I won't pay up.

What a bragger.

If you pose as triad and don't pay up.

Lao Zi(your dad) will beat you up.

Forget it.

I won't go hungry

Hey brother.

Tell me.

If I really cannot make it.

Shall I follow in your footstep?

Depending on my skills to earn a living.

Damn!

Kidney kidney, You have yet to serve the food.

What's wrong with you.

That's right. Break up.

Break up.

Please be serious.

You're already 30. Yet you can't separate work and personal life.

You're 30 this year, I'm 28.

My mother has always been against the both of us together.

I can't afford to waste anymore of my youth.

Only a fool would stick with you.

That's because you're a loser.

Somebody!

Somebody!

Today even if you're to talk your way to the skies.

I will not agree.

I don't care.

I want to get a concubine.

Over my dead body.

The Cheng's are just mere herb merchants.

You're of lowly status.

To be able to marry me

That is already very fortunate.

There is no room for you to make decision for me.

You don't even touch your own conscience.

Even through the Cheng's is of lowly status.

But I am still your wife.

Back then, your parent's corpse has yet to turn cold.

After the marriage ritual, you went to make merry right away.

These three years.

You were so cold towards me.

Everything in this household, you don't give a heck.

You don't even give a damn.

Everything was managed by me.

You having an affair with the courtesan, I can overlook that.

But now you even want to make her your concubine.

No way that is going to happen.

You working hard for the Wangs

That is your rightful duties.

You as my husband.

Taking care of your wife and children are your rightful duties.

Alright.

Then I shall divorce you.

Divorce?

I'm afraid your late father's will does not allow that.

Then I shall commit suicide.

Will you dare to die?

Would you dare to end your life?

Even if you kill yourself.

I'm afraid you will still be reluctant to give up that vixen out there.

You!- Will you dare to die just like that?

You..- Then go ahead and die.

Go ahead and die, die, die!

My lord, My lord.

My lord, My lord, My lord.

Even if I were to force you to do it.

You need to have some guts

Chicken wings are sold out.

Love is bullshit.

Somebody!

Anybody?

Who are you?

Where is my cellphone?

Give me my cellphone!

What the!

Look like I drank too much last night.

That I came to a drama filming scene.

Zhi Hao

Are you feeling any better?

Alright Alright. Stop acting.

Get me your director.

I need to talk to him.

Director??

Zhi Hao. Last night.

Wait Wait.

How did you know my name is Zhi Hao.

Of course I know.

You took my ID card?

Wait wait.

How did you get me here?

What is your motive?

Which unit are you from?

What gives you the rights to do this?

My lord.

I'm your family.

Don't you remember?

Where are my clothes?

Return my clothes.

As well as my cellphone.

You can have my wallet.

As well as the money inside.

But you've got to at least return me my ID card.

What are you babbling about?

Aren't you wearing your clothes on your body?

I remember now.

I was knocked down by a truck.

Am I dead already?

I still have a bunch of kidneys.

My lord.

Are you sick?

Or are you unwell? This--

Hold on a second.- This--

Who is your husband?

I just broke up. Why would I have a wife?

Tell me the truth.

What is your name?

What is your motive?

My lord.

You.

Don't you even remember me?

Your wife.

Your lawful wife

Lawful wife?

Stop crying.

Looks like I really can't remember.

I'm confused.

What is this?

Can you help me recall my memories?

Where is this?

This is your residence.

This is our home.

Home?

Even if this is my home.

Then.

Where do we live?

My lord.

Don't tell me you can't even remember this.

We live in Chang An.

Chang An.

Why are you call Chang An and not Xi An?

Are you a Han idealist?

Alright.

Last question.

Is it liberated here?

Are we land owners?

My lord.

I have heard of a strange illness before.

Primarily due to concussion to the head.

Light symptoms are headaches and giddiness.

Anemia,

Dilated pupils,

Serious symptoms are

Nausea and the inability to consume food.

Muscles atrophied and becomes useless.

I...

guess.

Our lordship.

Hopefully did not get this kind of illness

What shall we do?

It was just a moment of anger.

I didn't expect this to happen.

I'm damned.

A couple share weal and woe

Mandarin duck will not part.

Madame.

Alright alright.

What time is it already?

You're still going on about it.

Physician Zhou.

Our marquis' illness

Is there a cure or not?

With one needle.

There might be hope.

What do you mean by with one needle?

Accupunture.

Four female pin, four male pin, four large needle pin

Eight method of Shin Woo needle.

Nine Huan Yang needle,Ma Dan Yang 12 needle

Gui Men 13 needle

This seems devilish.

How can this work?

There is a saying.

A single needle

Thrive over consuming 10 packets of medicine.

Accupuncture.

Recover by more than half.

That's a relief.

Then let's do it.

Hold on a second.

There is another saying.

Rather prescribe 10 packet of medicine.

and not move a single needle.

Are you going to do it or not?

I'm not.

I will prescribe 10 packets of medicine.

Madame.

This is the prescription.

Eh.

Why are you crying again?

Stop it alright.

Your eyes are going to get swollen.

Ever since I came over three years ago.

I cried for three years.

Never once had you say anything so considerate.

This can't be.

Because of that vixen outside.

Yesterday you collapsed.

Now that you're awake.

You pretend to lose your memories to distress me.

Now.

You.

What?

Did I hit the nail on the head?

Speechless uh?

Yin (Cheng Xue Yin)

Can I call you Yin?

This is a misunderstanding.

It doesn't matter who I was in the past,

I have lost my memories already.

Whatever unfaithful deeds that I've committed before.

I can no longer remember them.

Needless to say.

That woman I had outside.

I can't even recognize her.

How can I even bring her home.

Even through we are wed.

We have got to be in harmony.

Then our family will be united.

Since I married you.

I will be responsible.

To you and this household till the end.

Since I can no longer remember the past.

No need to bring it up anymore.

Regardless of.

How much I had hurt you.

Let the present me.

Let me make up to you one by one.

Yin.

I'm very hungry.

Can we get something to eat first?

There are still so many days ahead.

The physician said your body's constitution is weak.

You need to eat less, drink more.

I shall go make preparations.

Wait a second.

Where are my clothes?

How did this get on me?

I've forgotten.

There's no button here.

How do you button this thing.

Eh. Isn't the food in big families.

Different from what I saw in television.

Where is the whole chicken, pig, sheep,

Seafood, where are they?

There are no offerings to the ancestors, why would there be a feast?

I was still hoping.

If you can make it to become a magistrate or prefect.

I will offer incense to your late father and mother.

Forget it.

I can't communicate clearly with you guys.

Let's dig in first.

Afterwards bring me around the house.

Let me get familiar with the terrain.

Big. It's really huge.

It's not any ordinary big.

Ai ya, we have already walked across four buildings.

All the door, adds up.

We have already walked past five or six.

And we are not done yet!

My Lord, this is our main hall.

There is a study room as well as a bedroom.

According to current real estate prices.

It should be around 30 000 per sq feet.

This Wang's residence.

Should be at least 10 000 sq feet.

30 000 x 10 000, that should be 300 000 000.

3 billion! Wang Zhi Hao.

Now I'm walking in a 3 billion dollars mansion.

The main cue is this mansion.

Belongs to me!

To hell with you, Xiang Xiang.

I don't give a damn about you.

Up ahead is the garden.

It's pitch dark now at night.

Let's not go there.

I'm afraid.

Why? Are there ghosts in the garden?

Ah!

You're so mean! Now I have jelly legs.

Jelly legs?

What kind of saying is that?

My lord, you have just recovered recently

Why not... tonight...

I shall stay put and serve you.

You.

Normally don't you sleep with me?

Ever since I was married to you.

I have been living in the east room all along.

You rarely come home.

You come back occasionally.

But you always slept alone.

Your wife...

Aiya! This Wang Zhi Hao.

He is worse than a beast.

Not even a beast.

Then.

What do we do at night?

How would I know what you do at night.

Anyways, I will retire to bed after reading some books.

So innocent?

Then skies has only just turn dark, and it's early.

Why not.

Get some entertainments for a bit.

Let's play Wei Qi!

I know my lord.

Often gamble on chess outside,

I have no idea how to play Wei Qi.

I only know Backgammon.

Forget it. Backgammon is too hard.

Why not just take a shower first.

After that we can get on bed and have some fun.

What are you talking about?

Eh. Look at you. What were you thinking.

I was saying.

Let's play guessing games on bed.

The loser will have to read a story.

Alright.

This game is the easiest.

The most suitable game before bedtime.

What are you thinking!

Eh eh eh.

That hurts!

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Ai ya ai ya

My lord.

You're so bad!

Looks like my lord has really lost his memories.

You were never like this in the past.

What kind of person was I before?

Don't tell me I was a bad person.

What's a good and bad person?

To me.

You were a big bad egg.

Ai ya. I was referring to.

Did I commit any of those.

Bully guy, forcefully abduct girls.

Ran a loan shark business.

Force debtors to

Sell their daughter, those kind of things?

How can this be possible.

This kind of crime is not common inside Chang An city.

What's more my lord your of good upbringing.

You would not commit this kind of heinous crime.

But after careful consideration.

Although you didn't learn any specialties.

But you're not a bad person neither.

You're thorough with your neighbours.

You're also good to the servants.

But.

Why were you so cold towards me?

What are you doing?

Stop being naughty.

Brother Wang, Brother Wang.

This can be considered your great deed.

Your wife of three years.

You deemed her born of lowly status.

Thus you didn't touch a single strand of her hair

I sincerely thank you from the bottom of my heart.

My lord.

Extinguish the flame.

Let's go to bed.

In this episode, the rotten luck bank employee, Wang Zhi Hao.

Travelled back in time to Tang Dynasty.

He became a noble, with the addition of a wife.

To top it off, his wife is a virgin.

He is indeed lucky.

In the next episode.

He will face the reality of living in the Tang Dynasty.

With no undergarment, sanitary paper.

I want to wipe my shit.

Do you understand?

Wipe your shit?

Wipe shit with paper?