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What are you doing?
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What?
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You're eating my ficus.
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Oh, look at that.
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It's really good.
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Setting aside the fact that you're
eating my ficus sounds dirty, you're
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eating his ficus.
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Oh, it's delicious.
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Here, try it.
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No. No.
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Mm-hmm.
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It smells good.
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Take a bite.
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Oh, my God.
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Right? This is unbelievable.
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What's happening?
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You've got to try this.
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You're kidding.
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Just try it.
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This is the best damn thing I've ever
put in my mouth, and I've put some crazy
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shit in my mouth.
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I think I know what's going on.
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I'll tell you what's going on. This is
the most...
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What is happening? I believe you're
chewing your cud.
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She's what-ing her what? The human body
is a miracle.
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We have four stomachs, just like our
ancestors.
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The cows.
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That's ridiculous.
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How could we be descended from...
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Cows. All
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right. This universe is stupid. Push
that button and let's get...
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Yum.
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Doing a little research, it turns out
this universe is pretty close to ours
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before the apocalypse. A couple of
differences.
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Baseball doesn't have a DH rule, and
they don't have sketch or split bins.
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That's a drag.
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Are you weaving anything out there,
buddy?
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Let's see.
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Oh, okay.
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John Cougar is still John Cougar. He
never went back to Mellencamp.
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We have four stomachs and two are cud.
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Cud. Not just for breakfast anymore.
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All right, we have Kentucky bluegrass.
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Oh, that's me. Smells delicious.
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Who had the tall fed queue?
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Me.
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Bermuda for the gentleman.
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Wow. Thank you. And the clover for the
lady.
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Bon appetit.
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Hey, guys, I'm going to
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throw something out there.
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Why don't we just stay in this reality?
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What happened to you saving the
universe?
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I know, but I mean, let's be honest.
Were any of us really clear on how that
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was supposed to work?
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Not really.
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Right. And yeah, this place isn't
perfect.
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But there's no evil computers. No one's
getting burned at the stake.
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You really want to stay here?
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Why not? I mean, we can't get the hang
of that stupid machine. Every place we
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go turns out to be dangerous.
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Well, that place was nice. I almost
married a woman who thought I was
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beautiful.
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Yeah. And then there was a violent riot
and we had to flee for our lives.
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Every rose has thorns, Stuart.
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I wonder what a rose would taste like.
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Thank you.
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How was everything?
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Excellent. Amazing.
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Did you save room for dessert?
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Chef just got in some corn.
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Corn? You trying to fatten us up? A
little. But it's worth it. Fine. One
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large corn for the table.
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So what would we do if we stayed here?
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I would run a comic book store. You'd
work with me. Bert would be a geologist.
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And Christy would be an asshole.
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An asshole's more of a hobby than a
vocation.
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Maybe we could even get married.
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Are you... proposing?
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Depends. Are you...
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Accepting. I've always imagined this
moment, but with vomit in my mouth.
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Well, I didn't mean to put you on the
spot.
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Just think about it.
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Enjoy.
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Thank you.
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That was really great.
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Yeah.
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In the middle there, did you moo?
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I did.
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You made me moo.
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I think it's the vegetarian diet.
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I'm more peppy.
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You sure are. I worked up an appetite.
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You want some hay? I've got some hay.
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Yeah, okay.
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You know, I was thinking about what you
said at dinner.
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And?
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I think we could be happy here.
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People are really nice.
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The food's great. I hear the health
care's terrific.
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One more reason to call this home.
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Sorry.
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Yeah? It's me and Kripke. Can we talk?
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Not a good time.
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Or just come in. We don't want to stay
in Cowtown.
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Why not?
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We did pretty good in those other
universes.
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I had sex in three out of five of them.
And granted, one was with Gary, but he's
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a very generous lover.
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If you're not going to use the Leonard
Sheldon device, we want to hit the road.
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Twio walks somewhere else.
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What do you think?
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They take the machine, we're here
forever.
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I'm okay with that.
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It's all yours.
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Thank you.
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So, uh, I guess this is goodbye.
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I guess so.
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Listen, I know I haven't been the best
traveling companion.
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And?
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And what?
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Goodbye, Kripke.
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Okay. Bye, Bert. Bye.
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I'm actually gonna miss them.
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Yeah.
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Think you got one more move in you? Only
one way to find out.
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You know what you're doing?
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I am a world renowned physicist. I am
perfectly capable of traversing
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interdimensional realities.
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You see a bottom?
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No. What's that tell you?
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We're falling to our deaths eventually.
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Or not.
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So now what?
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I don't know. I'm thinking through.
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Anything? Nope.
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No, that's just screaming.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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I hope we made the right decision.
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I think we did. Beautiful world.
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Ooh,
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salt lick. Come to mama.
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Two, please.
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Oh,
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so good.
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Am I tasting sea salt?
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It's Himalayan.
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Oh, yeah.
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There's the mountain.
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Everybody, listen to me.
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The universe is collapsing.
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We're running out of time.
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We must take action before it's too
late.
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No one is safe.
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Ignore me all you want, but it's coming
for you. The end times are near, people.
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It's Raj. He's not dead here. That's
nice.
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Oh, you think you can go on living your
little lives in little houses?
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It's coming for you.
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It's coming for all of you.
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Raj.
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What? What are you doing?
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What does it look like?
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To be honest, paranoid schizophrenia.
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Be right back.
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Are you familiar with the galaxy GNZ11?
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Um, no.
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No. It's the most distant galaxy the
Hubble telescope can see. And guess
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what? Don't bother. It's a rhetorical
question. The whole damn thing.
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Gone. How can a galaxy disappear?
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You sure the Hubble telescope doesn't
have some schmutz on it? It's the
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Hubble. It doesn't have schmutz. Schmutz
happens to everything.
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Listen to me. It's not just GNZ-11.
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It's the Triangulum Galaxy and the
Hyperion Protosupercluster. Oh, no.
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Why, oh, no. Oh, yay, sounded wrong.
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I've tried calling and warning everyone,
JPL, NASA, the White House.
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You know what they said to me? They said
I was crazy.
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Really? You screamed that the universe
was coming to an end to the lady that
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answers the phone at the White House and
she didn't take you seriously?
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Entire star systems at the edge of the
universe are disappearing.
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Which means... Sorry, all I got is
schmutz. It means there isn't much time
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before everything we know and love is
gone.
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How much time are we talking about?
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Not a lot, guys.
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Three to four hundred years.
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Oh, buddy, even if you're right, we'll
all be dead. Who cares?
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Who cares?
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I'll tell you who cares. Your great,
great, great, great, great, great,
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great, great, great, great, great,
great, great, great, great, great, great
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grandchildren. Oh, no.
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One more great.
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Grandchildren? We haven't really talked
about starting a... family.
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Maybe we should.
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Clock's ticking.
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Don't you get it? The universe is
ending, and there's nothing we can do
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about it.
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Nothing? Not a damn thing.
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Okay, well... Good to see ya.
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Good to see ya.
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Good luck with all this... thing.
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Okay.
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Shit! It didn't work.
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I know.
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And shit.
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Want to play a game?
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What?
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You don't pass the time.
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You're kidding.
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When I was a kid on car trips, my mom
and I would play 20 questions.
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I'm not playing 20 questions while we're
falling through an endless void.
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Okay.
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Okay, screw it. I got one.
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Great.
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Is this something you eat?
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No.
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I give up.
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Did you lock the door?
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I thought I did.
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It's about time.
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What are you doing here? What's it look
like? I'm waiting for you.
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Do what?
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Yeah.
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Sorry, go ahead.
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Uh, Denise, this is the other me I told
you about.
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Hey. Hey.
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So you want to explain to me why you
gave the Leonard Sheldon thingy to Bert
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and Kripke?
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Uh, well, we decided to stay here.
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Oh, okay, cool. We decided to stay here.
It's great. I don't have to save the
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universe. I can just chew my frickin'
cud.
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Arthur, he was kind of a dick.
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Okay.
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You know what? I'm going to explain this
as simply as I can.
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Because you are entangled with the
primary incident of divergence at a
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quantum level, you are
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inextricably bound to the potential
resolution of the fragmentation of the
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multistate universe.
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You get what I'm saying?
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You're the only one who can save the
universe.
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Yeah, well, maybe I don't want to. You
have to.
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Is there someone else I can talk to?
Like my manager?
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I'm a projection from a collapsing
adjacent reality.
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Does that sound like someone who has a
manager?
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Maybe not a manager, but there must have
been someone who told you what time to
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come in today.
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Look, even if I wanted to save the
universe, I don't have the device
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anymore.
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So order another one.
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How can there be another one? How can
this conversation be happening?
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You're not listening to me. I'm done
with the Leonard Sheldon thingy and the
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universe hopping and you.
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Mostly you.
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Don't.
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Let me talk to you.
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That was great.
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I had a teacher.
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Mr. Marinelli.
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He's the one who inspired me to start a
geology club.
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It didn't really catch on at first.
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It was me and Karen Hartman and Larry
O'Malley.
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He had a twin brother.
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Can't remember his name.
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Rhymed with Larry.
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Like Barry or Harry.
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Oh, God, just let me hit the ground.
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Gary, Gary O'Malley. That's it.
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I knew I'd remember it.
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Shrub hub.
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Makes sense.
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Shrub hub.
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Who's ready for Japanese food?
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Me, me. The only downside to the whole
four stomach thing is I'm constantly
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hungry. I know.
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Mmm, bonsai.
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Thank you.
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Do you think that I'm wrong for
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bailing out on the whole...
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Save the universe thing.
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Doesn't matter what I think. What do you
think?
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It'd be different if I signed up for it.
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But I didn't, so I don't feel like I'm
doing anything wrong.
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Living my own life, making my own
choices.
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Okay.
283
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And besides, nothing really happens for
hundreds of years.
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True.
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I'm not sure there'd be an infinite
number of lives lost or never even born
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across an infinite number of universes.
287
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Now, how's that my problem? It most
certainly is not. Thank you. Unless you
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want it to be.
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So you think I should do it?
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I didn't say that.
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Denise, I'm not a hero. I'm a broke-ass,
failed artist who owns a comic book
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store.
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In fact, I'm such a failure, in every
universe we go to, I own a comic book
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store. No argument.
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You can argue a little.
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Stuart, this is your decision.
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I just think anyone can be a hero if
they're trying to make life better for
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other people.
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And as you pointed out, this would be
all people who exist or ever will exist
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in every possible universe.
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If I do this, we could end up in a much
worse situation than what we have right
302
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now. There are no bad situations as long
as I'm with you.
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Your cud tastes great.
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Right back at you, baby.
305
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Stuart Bloom?
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Yes, sir.
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You want a sign for this?
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Gary! All day long.
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Denise, look.
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It's Gary.
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I see.
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Do I know you guys?
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We were married in another universe.
314
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Didn't work out. There's also another
version of you who knew another version
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of her.
316
00:17:28,109 --> 00:17:29,470
Uh-huh. But he's dead.
317
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Mm.
318
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I hate this job.
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Oh.
320
00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:41,190
Look, this one came with instructions.
Oh, really?
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And a warranty.
322
00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:49,370
Congratulations on your purchase of an
interdimensional transport device.
323
00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:51,510
Ooh, it's got Bluetooth.
324
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,039
Now, I don't understand.
325
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,280
If Burton Berry took the device, how is
there another one? Uh, let me look.
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Don't use near water, caution small
parts choking hazard.
327
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Okay, here we go.
328
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This is a quantum echo of the original
device.
329
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It both exists and does not exist.
330
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And when activated, it will merge with
the original device.
331
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You know, I'm just going to stop asking
questions. Let's go.
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Oh, uh, just one more thing. Kyle?
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Trevor, Denise and I are going to leave
this universe because I'm on a mission
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to prevent the destruction of reality
itself.
335
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,520
Okay. You really don't have any
questions?
336
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I got one.
337
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This Batman 608 has a water stain.
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Any flexibility on price?
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No. Goodbye, guys.
340
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I think you can just take it.
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I don't think we made it to another
universe. I think we're stuck between
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universes.
343
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Best guess, sort of an interdimensional
tape.
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Think of it like being stuck between the
balls of one universe and the asshole of
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another.
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Oh, Jesus, really? Disgusting!
347
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Everything
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looks
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normal.
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What'd you say?
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I said it looks normal.
352
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,780
Your mouth isn't moving.
353
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,500
Neither is yours.
354
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:12,670
I think we're hearing each other's
thoughts.
355
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,310
That's going to be a big problem for me.
356
00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:17,150
Why?
357
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,650
Why what?
358
00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:21,210
Why is it going to be a big problem?
359
00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:25,190
My mother bathed me until I was 12.
360
00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:26,510
Damn it!
361
00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:31,010
I used to live, live in a psychic city.
362
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I never knew what would happen in a day.
363
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,570
I might be looking out the window.
364
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And a friend might think.
365
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:49,940
Come on over, over. Come on over, over.
366
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:56,880
Come on over, we're having a party for
you. Come on over, over.
367
00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:59,000
Come on over, over.
368
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:03,980
Come on over, we're having a party for
you.
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00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,280
Ayayayaya! Ayayayaya!
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