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Playboy's Playmate Playoffs 1986.

The arena where quintessential femininity

turns to true grit.

Going for the gold today at the Playboy Mansion West are the most beautiful

athletes in the world.

The headlong rush to competitive glory.

A valiant struggle to achieve.

An unbalanced fall from grace.

Determination.

Dedication.

And unwavering focus.

The gentle comradeship of friendly competitors.

The free spirit of celebration.

The intense feeling of personal fulfillment.

And tears of elation.

chill, spills, and world-class beauty.

And there it is, the Goodyear Blip, the guardian angel of every major sporting

event. Fun and games, fierce competition for Big Bucks. Hi, I'm Chuck Woolery,

and welcome to the Playmate Playoffs 1986.

We're here at the Playboy Mansion West in Holmby Hills, California. We could

not have asked for a more beautiful day.

There's excitement in the air because we're about to begin the world's most

unique sporting event.

And speaking about unique, I'd like for you to meet my co-host. Not only is she

a Phi Beta Kappa lawyer and a popular television personality, she will always

be known around here as Playboy's Miss September 1979, Vicki McCarty. Hi,

honey. Nice to see you.

Yeah. You know, you weren't kidding when you were saying that this is the world's

most unique sporting event, Chuck.

Twelve Playboy Playmates competing head-to-head in high-spirited athletics.

And I might add for some very high stakes. Yeah, this year they're going to

be battling it out for $70,000 in cash and prizes.

Including this luxurious full-length Black Llama mink. Isn't it gorgeous?

I'm going to show you. Oh, it's beautiful. It really is. Very pretty.

It's also very hot today. Yes, it is very. hot today, so I'm not going to get

to wear it all day. But each girl on the winning team will go home with one of

these minks. You know, I came out to the mansion this morning to watch the girls

warm up. They're in great shape, and they're ready to compete.

All right. Well, let's introduce them to you right now.

Co-captain, this July 1985, Hope Marie Carlton.

Miss March, 1981, Kimberly Herron.

Miss June, 1985,

Devin DeVasquez.

Miss May, 1984,

Patty Dufek.

1985, Donna Smith.

Rounding out the blue team, this November 1984, Roberta Vasquez.

1984, Kim Evenson.

Co-captain, Miss July, 1982, Linda Wiesmeyer.

Miss View, 1982.

Lourdes Estoran.

Miss October 1984,

Debbie Johnson.

Miss January

1982,

Kimberly MacArthur.

Introducing our Playmate Playoffs Commission.

These two trusted gentlemen are official authorities and arbitrators. And when it

comes to the rules and explanations of the games, they know it all.

They're both very talented performers and great sports.

Ladies and gentlemen, Commissioners Pat McCormick and Chuck McCann. Yes.

Thanks, Chuck. Thanks, Chuck.

Vicki, thank you.

You're going to love this event.

Now, you've all heard of the broad jump. Well, this one is called... The broad

slide. The object here is for each team to launch one of its members off this

sled onto our slip and slide runway. The distance each girl travels after she's

thrown off the sled will be measured, and the team with the most accumulated

distance will be declared the winner.

Okay. All right.

Let's meet the teams. Let's have the co-captain. Let's have the referees come

in here. Come on in here.

Police and Kelly.

Kelly, okay.

Come on, editor.

The co-captains, come over here.

Now we're going to have a coin talk to see who goes on the sled first.

Okay, who's got a coin?

Okay, here's the coin. All right.

Here we go.

That means the red team has tails.

Okay, what are you two to do? You're going to go on the sled first? All

right, we're underway.

A broad slide.

Well, there's a half a...

Suck it on a Coke?

Pepsi, pardon me. Yes, that's right.

Chuck and Pat have them all lined up. This is kind of an interesting event

here. You watch this first one, you'll get an idea of how it goes.

This is Patty Dufek, the first girl from the blue team.

That's correct.

And they're really rolling. Now watch this.

And it looks like she's about three-quarters of the way.

Human torpedo.

See how that holds up? Spray her off a little bit, get it wet.

Looks like she's in pretty good form.

She's in the restaurant business, I understand.

Yeah, in Arizona.

Yeah.

All right, let's see who's going to be up next. There's Roberta.

Is she up next?

Oh, we have the red team up next. Yes, red team's turn next.

Now, this is Debbie Johnson.

Look at her. What is she going to do? Grease her body down for this. Good

thinking.

Oh, are you ready?

I mean, please.

Well, I certainly enjoy that. Thank you.

You know, you could have gone down to the field to help a little bit. Well, I

could have, but I've got to be here.

With me.

There's Brandt. They're off.

And holy cow.

She didn't go very far. The grease didn't help. She

only made about 38 feet.

She's using her hands. She's not going to get up, that's for sure. I think she

did her nails today just so she'd get a little further.

Okay.

And who's up next now? We've got Donna Smith. Looks like Donna, right.

Now they're greasing her down. See, that's the job for you, I swear, Chuck.

I know.

It didn't work the last time. They're still going to try. Donna's from Hawaii.

She just moved here to Los Angeles, as a matter of fact.

And the girl with the lucky job is Hope Carlton.

Okay. Maybe you can apprentice to her sometime.

That'd be fun, huh?

All right. She grabs a hold of the rings.

Now, watch her as she flies off this thing. They really get rolling, I'm

telling you. You can't really get the sense of the speed on television, but

trust me when I tell you.

Now, watch this.

Boom. She's down. Oh, she's doing pretty good.

She's gone. Oh, yeah. She's still going. Good night.

Right off the end.

Holy cow.

Well, now, how does she do that? What does she do?

You're the expert.

Well, I think what happened here is Coach did a good job oiling her down,

and the oil and water just didn't mix. She slid right along the top. She slid

right along the top. Makes sense to me.

She's still sliding along the top.

And the bottom.

We'll go to the basketball.

Partner in crime there.

All right, for the red team coming up.

Kimberly MacArthur.

You know, Kim's been so busy recently, she's been singing rock and roll, one of

the girls of rock and roll in Las Vegas. Oh, is that right? Yeah, one of the

major clubs.

Watch this.

Here she goes.

And they're off, and... I don't know. Everybody else went down a little bit

farther than she did, it looks like. Well, she made it about 52 feet, 51

feet. She's a tiny little girl, you know. She can have the benefit of extra

height to get the length down on the tape. Yeah, she's well-cushioned,

though.

Practice. And up on the way back.

If you can't do it downhill, try it uphill.

That looks like fun. Would you like to do that? No. No.

Never. Come on. Wouldn't you really?

Uh-uh. Oh, yeah. I'd like to do it.

Well, I think we could work something out there for you, Chuck. Yeah.

I'll ask the girls after the event. I'm going to be on their team. Still using?

What are they using? Is it just like an oil of some kind? It seems like it might

be an oil that they got out of the bathhouse here at the mansion. You know,

next to the swimming pool. Yeah, it looks familiar. Maybe it's suntan lotion

or something.

I don't know.

Blue girl up is Kim Heron, I believe.

Now, Kim has had so much success with these playmates' layoffs for us over the

years. Yes, she has. You know, she's always been such a good athlete. Great

athlete. Always co-captained one of these teams. In fact, I think she's

always been in blue.

And here she goes.

She's off to a pretty good run, it looks like.

All right, look, almost to the end. Kim Herron. Now, did you see her technique?

She actually pushed off with her arms.

No, I didn't notice that.

How much did she get, about 51, 52 feet?

A little bit more?

Kim is from Santa Barbara, as a matter of fact. Lives up there and loves the

water. Very athletic, as you can see.

And also very beautiful.

Did you see her in Ghostbusters? Yes, I did. She was kind of the fantasy dream

or the dream of Dan Aykroyd.

She's fantastic.

She is a beautiful ghost and a beautiful girl.

Adjusting her top.

For all the guys out there, here we go.

All right, Lourdes Historis is up and she's off.

Just up to 50 feet.

And he struggles up.

All right.

Whoops. It looks like Linda Weissmeyer.

One of the girls, one of the pullers, as a matter of fact. Boy, they really do

give that thing a jerk. Did she fall down while they were pulling the raft?

Apparently so.

We have the paramedics out there with her right now. We have people to stand

by and take care of the girls in case anything happens.

It looks like she just got the wind knocked out of her. She might have hurt

her ribs, though. You never know.

Well, I hope not. I hope she's okay.

Well, we're back to greasing up here again.

We'll check on Linda Weisbauer and make sure she's all right. This is Devin

DeVasquez.

You know, Devin's doing really well on this. Linda seems to be okay.

This looks like a job for Super Chuck.

I was starting to tell you that Devin's been doing very well on Star Search.

Oh, is that right? In the folks model competition. Yes, she's very successful

as an actress and a model. I didn't know that.

And they're revving up to take her down the ramp.

Here's Hope telling them how to do it best, the best technique.

And Carrie Lane.

Now watch these girls when they let go. They always do that.

That's enjoying it as much as we are.

She's going all the way to the end, looks like.

She's off the mat. Boy, over 70 feet. That's terrific.

That's great. I still don't understand why some go farther than others. She's

kind of long and lean. Well, I think, you know, and I think that tends to be

the shorter ones don't go as far.

And I suppose timing off the line has a lot to do with it.

Obviously, the blue team's very excited now.

We're doing real well.

Okay, and coming up, I believe, is...

It's Liz. It's Liz, I think.

She's getting ready on the red team.

Okay.

Here's Liz. Now, Liz is kind of a tall drink of water as well. She could go

right off the end, too. Yeah, she's kind of thin, so maybe she'll give them a run

for their money.

All the spray in front of her.

I remember Liz's part. She was a bunny at the Playboy Club in Los Angeles.

That's correct, yes.

A very, very successful model. Now, if you notice what she did, she put her

hands behind her, her arms behind her. Yeah, that technique didn't seem to work

too well. No, it didn't.

I bet she's got everything right there with her. She'll be enjoying it.

About 31 feet is all she made.

Well, there are a lot of good sports, the teammates here.

Everybody's still having a good time.

They're supporting her, even if her technique didn't quite work.

Well, now, there's a lot to oil there. There's a great deal. This is a full-on

lube job, you find.

Now, Roberta is really an architectural phenomenon, and she, of course, is

working. She's a bodybuilder as well. She defies description, Roberta. That's

what she does, I'll tell you that.

I think she would probably sell a lot more protein powder than Charles Atlas

would as a bodybuilder. I just figured you'd have to put her on a hoist to oil

her.

All right, she's down. Let's see how she works. She's a little larger than most

of the other girls.

That hasn't helped too much. No, it hasn't so far. It helps socially, but it

hasn't helped in this event.

Well, she looks like she's doing pretty good.

She's still going.

She is.

How did she get here?

I don't know.

It looks like her front rudder system was giving her a little trouble there

toward the end.

I'm sorry, but you just can't help it.

Oh, dear.

Roberta also gave me a little trouble.

See, there she knows.

This is the first time she's ever heard any comments to that effect. I'm sure.

Those cheap shots.

Here's Kim and Devin.

I think that was for you, Chuck. Was that for me? How to make friends and

influence people.

And... Kim Evenson.

This is Kim Evenson.

Whoa, everybody went down on that one. Good night.

She's still going pretty good.

They need to make a couple off the end, and I don't think she... Boy, just

about. Well, she went just about as far as Roberta, and she's going to choose a

little bit.

We'll try.

She may be a little behind.

I think I'll step out and take a look at this little behind.

Well, she's a little behind out here.

Well, while Chuck goes down to the field, we'll have time to take a look at

the instant replay of the accident that involved Linda Wiesmeyer.

Here it is. Lourdes is on the raft, and Linda's in the lower left-hand corner.

And you see, she never really had her balance. The rest of the team started

pulling, and she was never quite ready.

And she steps onto the raft, and down she goes.

Oh, looks like it could have been pretty painful. I hope she's okay.

And here's another angle of it.

You see, she trips and lands prematurely on her chest and her rib section.

All right, we got a winner. It's the blue team.

All right, girls.

It's the blue team. All right, got everybody. Hope, Devin, Patty, Donna,

Roberta. Congratulations.

Very nice of you.

You guys really walked off with this thing. What was your strategy? You have

a good strategy? Take forever.

Take forever.

Definitely pulling.

Definitely pulling.

What did you notice was the best thing that you did? Every team member, whoever

was laying on the pad, you had four others. You just get a little more

momentum. Yesterday we got down some timing, and I figured out what was the

easiest way to go, either on your butt or on your stomach.

It's better to slide. Oh, we put your two best points forward, you know.

I love this job.

You want to know the differential between the two teams? Yeah. All right,

blue team, 315 feet and 11 inches.

Red team was 239-9.

You just walked off with it. So congratulations.

Yes. All right.

Where's the team for you?

We got muscle. We got style.

Watch us, baby. We'll drive you wild.

This is Chuck Willery. We'll see you in a minute.

Well, if we enjoy the beauty here in Hugh Hefner's backyard, the score is red

zero and blue one.

Now let's go to Chuck and Pat for the next event.

Hey, our next event is called the Pie High Hurdles.

Now, each girl runs the length of this tarp carrying a whipped cream pie.

Now, they have to throw their pie over each of the three hurdles, then catch

it. If they drop their pie, they have to go back and get another pie and start

over again.

The team that gets the most pies in these bins down here is the winner.

Right, Chuck?

Right, Pebble.

Well gee, Chuck, that's nice of you to demonstrate the pie throwing thing. You

didn't have to go to this extent, Chuck. What a great guy. Now people get the

idea of this spot.

Thank you, Chuck.

Oh, they're characters, aren't they?

They're great.

Now, this is really fun. This year we've done a little bit differently because

they've set it up on a zigzag.

And before, if you remember, on our preceding years, it was a little bit

different. You kind of watch and you'll see what's going on with the two girls.

Well, here's Liz Stewart in the red and Donna Smith in the blue leading off to

their team.

And they have to throw it over, catch it. If they drop it, they have to start

all over again, right back at the spot that they dropped it.

It's like the red's a little ahead at this time. Kimberly MacArthur steps out

for red and... Kimberly Heron for blue.

Him against Kim. Kimberly MacArthur. Remember the time?

Yes. Oh, yes. She went down 50 times.

We've probably practiced enough now over the years doing this event.

You've got to be pretty good at it. Well, she made it this time, at least

the first time through.

You know what gets so dangerous about this event, Chuck, is the more pies we

drop, the more whipped cream is on that tart. And it gets so slippery.

It sure does. Look at Roberta. And they get it all over them, as you can see.

I hope it tastes good. I'd love a chocolate one myself.

Blues are way out in front at this point. They've got to be. Here's Devin.

He's pretty confident, kind of cautious, but steady going.

And red's starting to catch up a little bit. Just moving ahead. Debbie's moving

ahead.

Yep, there they come.

And there's Kim Evenson starting for the red. She's a little ahead. I don't know

if we might be one runner behind on the red team at this point. Oh, you think

so? What the heck? Oh, I'm embarrassed.

She's such a good host.

I hope that looks real pleased over there.

Yeah, I think you're right. You are about one behind.

But during this, as you know, the slipper it gets, anything can happen

when it usually does.

You know, it's so hard to keep track of this event. What we have to do at the

end is go in and count the pies after the clock has run out. I know. It's all

you can do.

Here's Lourdes.

And Kim Herron's back up again.

Yes, so obviously they're ahead.

Lourdes is quite fast.

She is fast. She's a little tiny girl compared to the other girls.

Especially compared to King Heron.

Is that Roberta?

And Liz thinks we have a problem. They have to go back and get another pie.

Well, Roberta's got no problems at all.

Roberta and Liz are both tall, so it shouldn't be as much of a problem for

them to get it over the bar. Liz is done now. She's on her way back.

Hey, Kevin.

Concentrating? Oh, yeah.

And another pie down.

Devin got her pie in.

Now up for the red team is Debbie Johnson.

Meanwhile,

Donna's got the pie and dropped it for the blue team. So both of them are

willing to get more pies.

It takes a couple of minutes into this event to get it really greased up real

good. Meanwhile, Donna Smith is just racing down.

Now they're going to be real careful, because the way back is zigzag, too, and

it's getting worse.

One more, Donna. Good.

Time's got to be getting pretty close now.

He made up for good time there.

There comes Kim and Erin again. She's done this a million times. This is the

third time. Third time up for Kim.

Oh, Lourdes is down. She lost it, and back she goes again.

Get another pie. I get such a kick out of watching the rest of the teammates

yelling encouragement and giving advice.

Stop and ask her out for tea.

I don't know. At this point, you can't help it.

You can't get mad at them.

Now watch when they start back to take little bitty steps.

But she made it.

Little fast baby steps all the way back.

Anything else would be treacherous at this point.

The bird is making it through every time with no problem.

You know,

it seems as if the run back is more frightening than the run back. That's

right, yeah.

What happens is you try to get back as fast as you can because you know you're

on the clock and you want to get ahead.

You'll take a few chances, but at least you don't have to worry about dropping a

pie. All right, Kim.

She made it.

I'm proud of her. She's finally got this event down.

She does. She hasn't learned a hit on the way back yet, though.

She's very brave about taking that extra skid to make up time. Look at Donna. She

won't run.

She's afraid.

Looks like a new dance.

Upset. You know, it seems to me that this year we have some of the faster

girls on the red team, but the taller girls on the blue team. I think you may

be right. So in this event, it might be a little harder for the red team to get

the pies over, but they might be faster coming back down the top.

Well, it's got to be getting close to the end of this thing. The clock is up.

There it is. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to step out and talk to these girls. I hope

they don't nail me this year.

I'll see you in a minute.

Bye. I don't think that these hopes are going to come true. I have a feeling,

judging from the past and judging from the enthusiasm down there on the field,

Chuck is in definite danger here.

Tim McArthur always in the center of trouble.

When there's a good time to be had, we'll find her.

He puts whipped cream all over everybody.

And, if you'll excuse the pun, Chuck is now being creamed.

Oh, that man has so much fun.

What a good sport.

You know, that was like an expensive suit he's got on, too. I hope that all

washes out.

Wait a second. Who's that blonde? That looks like Linda Weissmeyer in there.

I guess she couldn't resist the fun of some whipped cream, even though she's

injured.

I'll never do this again, ever. You're the worst.

Well,

the blue team, 21.

The red team, 17.

The Blues got it.

If Frank Gifford starts this way, I mean, how humiliating.

You animals.

Well,

I was going to take a break there. It looks like it's getting interesting.

Well,

this is the educational part of our program. We'll be moving on to the other

event.

I'll be back with more fun just a little bit later. You're the worst.

Well, after two events, the score is blue two and red zero.

And I hope Chuck is going to be a gentleman enough to help these girls

find various pieces of their bathing suits in that mess.

Now let's go back to Chuck and Pat for the next event.

Our next event is going to be wet and wild.

It's called water volleyball.

Each team tries to score points by using water hoses like this.

And then they try and drive the ball out of one end of the court or the other.

And the team with the most points wins.

Right, Chuck?

You're right, Pat. Why the umbrella?

I'm kidding.

I don't want to get messed up. Oh, you're no dummy.

Okay, Scotty, beam me up.

My gosh, what happened to you? You know Jack Frost.

What do you think happened to me?

Well, listen, I came to tell you something. We've got some serious news.

You know, we had an injury in the broad slide event.

Linda Wiesmeyer was hurt, and the paramedics have decided it's best if she

not go on with the rest of the game.

I'll offer mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I'll let her know that.

Yes,

not the problem.

But in the meantime, lest we be one woman short, we do have someone to fill

in for her. We have Miss March 1984, Donna Spear. So I'd like you to meet

both of them.

Well, at first I lost my wind, and that hurt, and then I jabbed my elbow into my

rib, and I think I have a bruised rib. It seemed like, do you have a mark or

anything from this? It seemed like paramedics were, oh, my God.

This girl will never drown.

She will always flow.

Even though you're not going to be competing, you're going to be here

urging your team on. And what about your injury?

Not yet.

Well, Donna, you're kind of coming under the gun because your team is now two

events down. Yeah, well, we're going to pull double strong today and see if we

can pull them off four bucks.

As a favor to me, injure your ass,

okay?

Get out of here.

Good luck to both of you.

Adjusted with the water.

I'm glad I didn't have to go through that part. I got out of there just in

time. I know. That water's cold, too. It's very cold. Thank God it's a nice,

warm day.

I know. We always have a backup player, by the way, in case anyone's hurt. Look

at Linda there, hosing her down even though she's not competing.

Just for fun. Ready to go, and they're off.

The object of this game, obviously, is to get your ball off of the net, round

to the other's turf, and that's you done by the use of hoses.

You know, this is one of those events where it doesn't really matter how tall

the girls are or how fast they are. It's really the concentration. It's almost,

well, if I may say, lessons in physics. They're placing the water just in the

right place to get the maximum force to not only push their own ball, but to

repel the other team's ball.

And looking good while they're doing it. There's Liz and Kim offering a little

advice in the sideline.

It looks like the Blues are just about to make a run on the Reds. The Reds got

one over.

They snuck it by. That happens real quick.

Be very careful. Now, Hope seems a little upset about something here.

I don't know if this is her sportsmanship or if she has a valid

complaint. Maybe her water pressure's up.

Her blood pressure definitely is.

The Reds don't care. They'll take any victory they can get at this point.

We're going to crank them up and go at it again.

It's like the Red Team already has a jump on them again. See, I think they

just seem to understand how to best aim that water.

Oh, they're trying.

They're trying.

It's like volleyball once it gets off the net. I know.

What happened to the other ball?

Oh, look at that.

The Reds got two.

Oh, they're nailing them.

And everybody's wet.

I don't have to interview after this, do I?

Well, it's going to be a surprise.

We're not going to tell you for a little while, Chuck.

And a third time up.

Kim Evenson is a little upset.

Apparently she got water in the eyes, and it looks like it kind of made a nice

stir or something run.

Might have burned a little bit. You know, those things are pointed straight

up. I don't see how they could possibly hit each other.

It would be a tactic that would be interesting, wouldn't it?

Injure the other team.

Just be a stalemate, but then it changes so quickly once the water presses on the

ball. Boy, is that concentration.

I don't know what made me ask this, but have you ever seen a wet t-shirt contest

before? Yes, I have.

And they're fun.

Oh, no. Red almost got it again.

What happens is they lose it, though. They take the concentration.

Blue got one by him. Yes, you did.

They're just going on.

Plus,

they've got netting over the top, so it can't fly out the top.

The determination here is amazing.

LAPD, I'd love to have these girls.

Kim Herron is in the backfield for the blue team where she really exercises her

beach volleyball skills because she's got to pound that ball back in with her

fist when it comes her way. And it's got to be between the top net and the bottom

net. Right. In the overhead.

Here's our new entry. That's right, Debbie Spiel.

Donna Spiel.

Oh,

it's close again. It's close again.

Oh, they got it again. Those Reds did it again.

Now that's a fan.

The Blues have got one off.

What's the score?

Oh, they have favorites here. It looks like Debbie Johnson had a special fan.

I'm sure we've got referees, because I can't tell what's happening at this

point. Can you? I have no idea.

This looks like a lot of fun.

It looks like hard work to me for some reason. That ball just seems so hard to

manage.

The dumb girl is like a good athlete. She's going to be a good athlete for the

Redskins.

I don't know whether anybody's paying any attention to the balls or not. I

think most people are watching the girls.

I hope there are enough blow dryers in the bathhouse for after this event.

I think even the audience is wet at this point.

Oh, the blue team's almost got one going over.

Well, they can't make any headway, though. The red team's got this one

down.

Now, I'm starting to see a strategy here, that the red team has the smaller

girls holding the hoses and the taller girls in the back.

Yeah, trying to push it up another yard, trying to get away from them, and that's

one for the blue.

Kim Evenson?

And that's the end of the event.

What do we leave for them?

I'll step out here and talk to them.

Good for you, Chuck.

Somebody take those phones.

Do you want to talk to a referee? We've got a protest right off the top here.

We had discussed something about a penalty when it came to getting hit with

water in the face. I was.

Let me tell you something. I saw myself deliberately getting hit in the face.

Hold on, hold on. One second, one second.

It's a matter of interpretation, and we didn't see any violations made during

this game.

Okay, that's from the referee then. I also might mention, I also might

mention. Oh, come on. The Reds.

I hope Chuck watches. It looks like a nice response.

Well, these girls are very happy.

Finally, after three events, they've won something.

And it's just a kind of enthusiasm.

Now we need to go dry off a little bit. So after three

events, the score is Blue Team 2 and Red 1.

Let's go to Chuck and Pat and find out how the next event works.

Our next competition is called the Bucking Horse Game.

What did you say? Come on. I said bucking weird pants.

Oh. Now, the object here is for each girl to try and stay in the saddle while

the opposing team makes the horse buck by shaking these ropes.

Oh, kind of like my honeymoon night. That's right.

The team that stays on the longest is the winner.

Now, Chuck, would you like to give it a try?

Are you out of your bucking mind?

I wouldn't do that. All right. Well, let's let him get at it.

All right, the girls are up here. You know, this is a tough event, Vicki. This

one, I don't know why. I would be so afraid to get on that horse.

I watched them when they were practicing this morning, and it bucked so high.

I know.

Now, we have Kim MacArthur, good sport, cowgirl from Texas. Cowgirl from Texas.

She's up, and look at them throw.

Look at this. Oh.

Oh. Oh, no.

She's hanging on there. Yeah, she's hanging on there pretty good.

I think this takes leg strength.

And great balance.

You need to have the other team really mad at you. She made it through the

whole event with no problem. So the red team got one to their credit. Let's see

who's stepping up for the blue.

I think it's Hope. Hope Carlson.

Gosh, it's not even easy to get on that. They just jump up with enthusiasm,

though, don't they? I need a little ladder or something for that one. All

right, they're off. Let's watch this one.

Okay.

I think they were waiting to see if they could see me. Look at that red team

pull.

I don't know who it's toughest on.

Oh, my gosh. He's got a good seat here.

Quite an equestrian.

I think we should pull faster, don't you? I don't know that you'd be going in

opposite directions or what. Yeah, try to upset the balance. I'm sure they'll

work it out as the event goes on, though. Well, all tied up now.

You look pretty confident.

No problem.

Now we'll have a red girl step in. Oh, look at those birds. Aren't they

beautiful? Can you imagine having those in your backyard? That's my favorite. I

play with him all the time. He's fine.

Catch me if you can, Manson. Play with my bird.

Now here's Donna Spears.

This is our replacement for the red team who took Linda's place.

You know, Donna is a very successful model in particular bathing suits she

models, and I can sort of see why, can't you? She is so pretty. Very pretty girl.

She's a really pretty girl. She's a great figure.

She's hanging on pretty good. She's going to pull her hair out.

She's got to get a hold of something with that left hand.

She's making it all right.

She made it. Boy, everybody's hanging on there. I would never have thought.

Anybody will get this far. I never. And you know what? We don't really know, but

you'll hear how hard the horse, the buckles are hit.

Yes. Every time it hits the bottom, it really jars you.

But I guess they kind of brace that. They're pushing it with their feet.

Okay.

Donna Smith. Donna Smith. Oh, she just put her second hand down. You can't do

that. And you hear the whistle blowing. So you try to hold on with two hands. So

that's a break for the red team.

She's sliding off and getting ready for a red competitor to step up.

Hopefully, she'll do the same as far as she's concerned.

And this is Kim Evenson.

Liz is giving her a little advice, telling her to hold on. See, she's not

so tall, so her legs aren't very long. It's going to be harder for her to get a

grip. Yeah, that's right. That's correct.

And here she goes. Look at the blue team's goal. She's hanging on to her

head. Oh, my gosh. Boy, she's really.

They're all going to have little bald patches on the back of their heads. Oh,

my God.

Pulling it out.

Look at those girls. I mean, they are just going at it with a vengeance.

Take out all your aggressors. You're right here. Oh, I know.

She's making it all right. They're getting her off balance, but she's

holding on.

Well, they start to tire after a while.

And if they're not careful, you can see they start pulling against each other.

And she made it through with no problem.

And her teammates are awfully glad to do it.

Well, partner, come on down.

Come on down, honey.

Hang up those spurs.

Linda's there. Even though she can't play, she has not left the field. She's

right there encouraging the red team. I think that's wonderful.

She'll be there to support them. She's still a part of it.

All right, Liz Stewart's up now. Leave.

Or is that Patty DeFest?

Patty DeFest. I have to take a little... That's Patty. It's Patty.

Yeah, Patty. They've got to stay on 30 seconds, by the way, so you've got to

keep that in mind while we watch them tune up for this next one of Patty

DeFest.

Kim MacArthur, pulling hard. There she goes.

Hanging on to the back of her head. Look at her bandana's already gone down over

her eyes.

Not only does she have to ride, but she has to ride a blindfolded.

Taking a deep breath. Now they start pulling against each other. See, that's

what happens. It gives her a little relaxation.

They have to stay on for 30 seconds, and it must seem like an eternity when

you're on them.

Boy, it would to me.

They don't have to be in good shape. I'll tell you that.

What do you think? They look like they're in good shape to me. They look

like they're in great shape to me.

You made it. There's the whistle.

All righty, let's see who's up for the red team now.

We've got a few down for the red team. That's right.

Well, they get a break while the blue team has to pull them off.

Look at Donna.

Donna says, is this over yet?

All right. Here's Liz Stewart.

Liz Stewart jumps aboard.

Give her a little advice.

She's hanging on to what hair she has. She's got kind of short hair.

Yeah, she's got that beautiful face.

Ouch. Oh, wow.

She's almost going to use that hand she did.

Ah, she did. Yep, she grabbed it with her other hand. Yep.

It was a valiant try.

The fans have been great here today, don't you think, Chad? Yeah, we've had a

lot of people out here today supporting all the girls, and it's always fun to

have them in the crowd.

Kind of cheers them on and sparks them on.

Look at Devin.

She's determined.

Devin DeVasquez, here she goes. She's facing a firing squad.

Oh, she's up.

You know, I think he almost knew he was going to fall.

He went down like thunder.

Oh, the red team's getting pretty excited already.

All right, and up for the red team is Debbie Johnson.

She looks a little bit sheepish about this one, too. Maybe she's got some

second thoughts. I don't know.

She's holding onto her shirt.

She's down already.

She's already down. It looks like she hit her head when she was falling

forward on the horse.

Oh, she might really be hurt.

Here come the paramedics now to take a look.

Well, they'll take care of her if she is. Oh, sure.

I hope she's not hurt badly.

Oh, my gosh.

She's in trouble. She hurt her nose.

I can't tell whether she cut the outside of her nose or if she's bleeding from

inside.

Oh, obviously. Look at the girls. They're very upset.

You know, one of the things that you have to understand, Chuck, having been a

playmate, I can say this. There is such close feeling and affection between the

girls. That one thing happens to one of them, and all of them get, they feel it.

Well, yeah. And look at Devin here. They probably feel a little responsible

because they were pulling the horse on them. Well, but you have to also

remember that so many precautions are taken for the safety of the girls during

these events.

Of course they are. But I guess in any athletic competition, there's always

some small risk of injury.

There's always a chance, and you never know. The different players respond

differently. I'll go down and talk to them and see what happens.

And in the meantime, I'll take a look at an instant replay to try to determine

exactly what happened here.

See, it seems to me that she hit her nose on the bucking horse right there

and was already injured before she fell off.

See, she seems to be grimacing, but I don't know if it's because she's holding

on so tight or not.

I can't quite tell whether it's the horse's head that hits her or if she

hits the body of the horse.

But see, her hand comes up to her face. She's obviously already hurt at this

point, and she's trying to cushion her fall.

Okay, here we are. I'm with one of the referees here, and she's going to tell

us exactly what happened after the dust settled, where everybody is, and what's

going on. What's happening?

Well, after Debbie fell off, she injured her nose, and the blue team, though, has

decided they want to ride their last time.

And the blue team needs exactly 16 seconds to tie and 17 seconds to win.

So they're going to ride, and, I mean, obviously, any time you go into

something like this, anything can happen, and obviously it did. She's hurt

her nose. We don't know what condition it is. We'll give you an update on that

a little bit later. Who's going to ride for the blue team?

Okay, Roberta, come here just a little bit.

Now, you all made this decision based on wanting to win, I suppose.

Are you a little nervous about going on this thing after that happened?

As long as I stay on and hold on tight and don't fall off, I can't get hurt.

Well, we all wish you good luck, and wish good luck to both teams, and here

we go.

Well, that's an awfully courageous girl. I think everybody's a little upset after

what happened to Debbie Johnson, but this is the element of sportsmanship

here, and it's her turn, so she's going to take a ride.

I think she needs 17 seconds to win this event.

Oh, and just a couple of seconds into it, her hand is down.

Well, I'm back. It looks like the Reds took this one. Yes, they did. And they

needed it.

Now, this is exciting.

I think they all got their energy back after having another victory. You know,

the Reds seemed to be getting a little demoralized there for a minute.

Yeah, they were.

But it looks like, you know, they're back on track again and did pretty well.

Boy, it's a new ball game. It's two to two. Red two, blue two.

All right, and that's Donna Spear up on the horse. Boy, does she look good or

what?

Is this what they mean by poetry in motion?

That would be a good definition for me.

I think of other things as well. Now, this is getting very exciting at this

point, you know, this neck-and-neck competition.

Here's Pat and Chuck.

What event is this, Pat?

Well, this event is a killer. It's called jailbait, sharkbait. The girls

have to shimmy across the grease pole here carrying a beach ball. Now, if they

make it across the first line, they get five points. The second line, another

five points. The third line, another five points. That's about the size of

it. And if they can hang on to the ball and carry it across all three lines,

they get another five points for a possible maximum of 20 points. How about

that? This game was created by Mother Teresa.

But there is a catch. The girls on the opposing teams will try to knock their

opponents into the water with two big fat bean bags.

Hey, are they making fun of us? No, just of you.

Oh.

Chuck McGann in rare form.

As always.

Now, if you've noticed, if you've watched these shows in the past, they

normally use one of these bags. This year, two bags before they're off.

Roberta Vasquez is the first one.

She's on the log.

So they have to go.

And also, this is the first time I think that we've actually measured the pole so

that you get points for crossing each section.

That's correct.

Donna Spear has the first bag, and she's picking up the technique pretty quickly.

Roberta's hanging on all right.

Hope is at the opposite end, encouraging her on.

That looks like it hurts. I know it doesn't, but it looks like it does.

Oh, in the head.

She's hanging on pretty good there.

They can't wrap their legs around it, and they can't wrap their hands around

it. They do lose points.

Trying to hang on. Oh, but he couldn't.

Boy,

they'd read that thing up to him.

Pure animal fat. I think I would just jump immediately to get off that pole

and get away from the bag.

Lord of the stories. We got her football in her mouth.

See, they've made it fair by not allowing the girls to hook their legs

underneath because when a small girl like Lourdes gets on there, she can't

get that grip. That's right, she can't.

Look at her go.

Moving like a little rabbit.

Look at the little Hawaiian with the flower in her hair.

Femininity at all costs. I know. And the football in her mouth.

Oh, she didn't make it either.

But they get points.

along the log. Right.

I love this pool. You know, this is half-famous Grotto Pool.

I'd spend all my time in there. I'd stay away from that pool.

Now here's Donna Smith.

Come on, Donna.

Here she goes. A timid look out of her eye. I know.

Oh, we've got them with both.

Didn't faze her, though.

Oh.

Did I tell you that Donna and her sister posed for a pictorial and they used my

house as the set? No, I didn't know that. No, it was really fun. That's how

I got to know her.

There's one of those coincidences and she has a lovely sister.

Does she? Yes.

Well, she's hanging on pretty good. Yes, she is. She's made it almost all the

way. Look at Liz do it. Oh, two of them at once. Oh, both of them, Liz and

Donna.

We're victorious there.

I wonder if they're ever going to get this grease off the front of their body.

Maybe we'll give you the ivory snow and the sponge and you can go down there.

She can't get out of the pool.

She said her feet were so greasy she couldn't get it out as it was.

Excuses, excuses.

You guys are going to have to try this sometime. I mean.

Just like Donna Spear, yeah.

Oh, and she's the one who's so good on the bag. She's going to see what it

feels like to be the object of the bag. And there she, boy, is her first hit.

You know, you don't want to lose that football. Oh, she's getting a cross on

it now.

Look at her. Trying to hang on. Hold on.

Why weren't you in the corner there?

I'd fall into that if I were you. A little slow, but doing good. Hanging on

to the ball.

You have to hold on to the ball because that's five points right there just to

get that across. Oh, she didn't make it off. Boy, nobody made it across yet.

This is tough.

Does a Bill Theismann pass out of the pool?

Anybody but Joe Theismann.

He's had injuries enough already.

All right.

And here's some other dangerous creatures in the water. That's right,

the carp. Kev's famous carp.

Hope Carlson's going to be up next and see her straddle a log and see how she

does.

I think that gun going off right behind me would scare me enough to get me to

the other end. I know.

We're still waiting for someone to get across, if we possibly can.

Now, hope is a co-captain, and she takes this so seriously.

She really wants to win that.

I think she only knows the feel of mink, and she wants that coat.

Look at her.

Look it, she's going to make it, I think.

She may be the first. We've got to get over that yellow line, and she's over

it.

She's over it.

Setting a good example for her team.

She had the football in her mouth.

So the Blues have one completion, but it's still a compilation of points.

Here's Kim Evenson ready for her time.

See how Kim does?

See, Lourdes is about her size. She's at the other end giving her advice on how

to do this.

It's kind of a big hole to hold on to.

Oh, my gosh. Trying to hang on to that football. Don't want to lose those five

points. You get hit when it goes across, and you get hit by the bag when it comes

back. Oh, she's on her way down.

Boy, once you start to go, there's no chance.

With all that grease on there.

She's got strength pretty good.

Apologizing. No need. She's really served her team well this time.

Keep in mind, we're still at a 2-2 tie so far. Let's see what happens. Here's

Patty Dufek.

Go, Patty, the gun's already gone off.

But it can't wait too long to get the points knocked off.

Patty has the darkest time with that bandana. I know, it's been down over her

eyes most of every event, as a matter of fact.

Maybe she prefers not seeing what's coming at her.

In this case, out of flavor.

Fix your headband. Probably from the red team.

She's gone.

Tougher this year, isn't it? It sure is.

Because the girls can't lock their feet underneath and they can't grab their

hands underneath.

And it's a lot tougher.

Liz Stewart's the last one up. Let's see what she can do.

Did you hear that? Oh, Liz, she's gone. That was a lethal blow. You could hear

it.

Okay, I'm going to step out and talk to them. It looks like the Blues have this

one, so I'll be right back. Take your water wings.

No, that's an exciting Blue team.

All right, you guys, you broke the tie, so you're one up on them.

good. It didn't look too good there for a while. I

can't

believe every time. He's such a sitting duck actually in the water floating.

Well, after this event, the score is now blue three, red two.

And we're seeing Liz Stewart's prowess on the bag here.

The one girl who made it across the line, Hope Carlton.

And there's Patty Dufek. Oh, the last slew to fall.

Well, now it's time for the hump relay. And there's Hugh O'Brien and playmate

Cynthia Brimhall.

Well, I'm back and I'm springing wet. Let me get you a towel. Don't touch me.

Red team's curious about this event. They're discussing their strategy.

Well, the blue team's feeling pretty confident at this point. You know, they

only need one more event to win the mink coat.

Well, that's true. I guess that's true. I'm going to try to dry off all these

girls to get them ready. Here's Pat and Chuck to tell you about the next one.

Well, what time is it now, Pat? Well, it's time for our next event. We call

it... Excuse the expression.

The hump relay.

Oh, the hump relay.

Isn't that two camels mating?

Yes. The hump relay. And it's run like any other relay. One runner completes

the course and taps the next runner to begin and so on until the end. Yeah.

They can run over the humps, slide over the humps, or use the rope to pull

themselves over the humps. Is that clear, Pat? That's right. And at the

end, they tap us and the real hump relay begins.

Taylor, let out my pants.

You bet.

up here?

There's Hope leading off for the blue team and Kim Evenson for the red team.

This is a great event. I love this one.

This one's the most grueling, I think. Oh, I love this one.

I mean, they really have to work. She runs fast. Oh, yeah.

Both fast. Now, watch this.

They don't even use the rope. Look how they're getting over the top here.

Donna's fair. Oh, she doesn't quite have the technique on that one. She needs

more of a running start.

Oh, they can kill you, too.

But Kim Heron has been in this event before, and she's got it down pat.

The Blues are going to walk with it. It's the best two out of three, I'll

remind everybody.

Patty Busek is just starting hers, and Donna is still on that middle hook. She

just can't get over it. Patty gets stuck, and they're in pretty good shape.

And she's stuck, boys. She's using the rope, but still not getting a lot of

assistance from it. She made it. She made it over there. Good work.

And Donna made it. Is Donna back?

There goes Liz.

Liz needs a little stronger start.

Yeah, she had the long length to do it, but she just didn't push off hard

enough. And look at Fort Patty.

Wow, that's tough.

And they have to do this quite a few times because, as you say, it's the best

of three. That's right. Liz is just going to go on and on and on. Here's

Roberta Vasquez.

Oh, my gosh.

She's sliding into third base, but there's not as much room in between to

get to the second one. Look at her go. She's just eating those things up.

Poor Liz. And Liz is stuck at the get-go.

Liz needs to back off and really take a run at it. Look at Roberta.

A little cartwheel down.

Doc, she's back.

Look at that determination.

Is that what you were looking at? You saw that determination, huh? Two of

them.

Liz is still stuck and hope is now past her.

And determination is coming around the bend.

Let's see some more of that determination, boys. See, they won the

first piece. Oh, sure. They got the first one to blue. But like we said,

there's two others here. Yeah, but if they win the next one, that's the whole

ball of wax, the whole event.

And that means the whole competition.

Yeah, let's see what's going to happen here.

Karen's already getting congratulations.

She's pretty confident.

Now they're greasing up for this next one. Brother, look at this. I mean,

there's misdetermination.

Oh, Debbie Johnson's back. Oh, I'm so glad to see her.

No, looks like maybe she had a stitch or two in that nose.

She seems okay. Yeah, and has to keep an eye on her. Ready for the second event.

The second race.

Kim Heron and Donna.

Hope.

Hope Carlton and Kim Heron starting off again.

This one.

Oh, boy, they never got this. Look at this.

Look at that. Hope really deserves that honor of being co-captain here. Oh, yes.

Because she has really competed.

She is on the money, isn't she? And Kim Evenson is trying to make up time here.

Wow. Now, Patty's doing much better than... Well, she was doing better the

second time around.

Oh.

She almost made it. She's over it. Yeah, she wins.

And look at Kim McArthur.

Kim McArthur is doing great this year. She really is. She's another veteran of

these events. I know, but a late bloomer. Kim has not done well until

this year, frankly.

She's doing great. She's been a great competitor and a lot of fun and

everything, but not really good at the event.

Did you see Lourdes attack that first time?

I know.

Look at, she just curls that leg over the top and hooks it and has it pull her

over. She has it down, doesn't she? That's the technique.

Technique.

There's Roberta.

Ah, missed it, though. She missed that second one. You have to keep in mind how

fatiguing this is. You might be great the first time through, but like

Roberta, it might just be too much to have to do it again.

Right.

This is why the blue team probably hopes they win this time so they don't have to

do this event three times.

Well, looks like the red team's on their way to winning this, and if they do, you

know what that means. If the red team wins it, they tie it up, and they go

into the last event absolutely, and they've got it. They've got it won.

No problems, and... So in this event, it's tied.

If the red team wins this event, then the entire competition is tied. That's

right. The mink coats and the money.

That's right. However, if the blue takes this next leg, that means they have the

mink coats.

Right, but they're still competing for money, so the competition goes on.

That's right.

And there's a beautiful shot of the mansion.

That's Head Bedroom Street area.

That's right.

All right, they're off.

There's Donna Spear.

And hope.

Boy, Kim Heron's got it. Look at this. This is so important to her. This is

really when the tension is on. Look at her trying to get over the top. But Kim

even surpasses her. And remember, the Reds can tie it up. They can tie it up

going to this last event. If the Blue wins, they win the main. I hope the Red

team holds on. Boy, they're really working at it. Here's Kimberly McArthur.

Kim is just a trooper here. Doing great.

These tiny girls are doing great.

Hook the leg over. Go.

Good. That's it. And she made it.

It looks like Roberta Vasquez is a little bit ahead of her, though. Right.

She lost some time by falling down off that last one. Oh, this was really

close.

Is Patty Dufek here?

Patty Dufek is over. No problem.

That's the person.

That's not Patty. That's Devin. That is Devin. You're right.

And Lourdes? And Lourdes Estores is right up with her, and she's over.

And it's close.

I mean close. Oh, this is great.

John Devin.

Look at Hope. She's practically eating those pumpkin rinds. Oh, my gosh. The

red looked like they were way ahead, too.

I thought Donna Spear was going to really pull it out. Donna Spear was

going to win it, it looks like. Look at Hope run.

She did it. Looks like the blue's got it. The blue's got the meat.

All right, I'm going to step out here and talk to the girls.

Oh,

boy. The red must be aching at this point. They were so close to really

tying up the whole pumpkin machine. Come here.

It was close, too.

It was close. That was a close race. Congratulations.

It was close. Real close. Would you guys listen to me for just a minute? Just for

a second. Now, when you all did the pie in the sky, I got whipped cream all over

me, right?

There's nothing here. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Now, I did the... And I did the... You did the balloon thing,

the polo thing. You squirted me with the hoses, right?

When you did the shark bait...

And you push me in the pool, okay?

All right.

Now, this is called the hump race. Is that right?

No. What are you going to do to me now?

Sorry, Charlie. We're too tired now.

Oh, well, I did the best I could.

You lucky guy. You escaped.

The score after this competition, blue four and red two.

So let's go on to the field of Pat and Chuck and hear about the last

competition.

What's our final event, Chuck? Oh, our final event is called the Obstacle

Relay, and it's unlike any obstacle course you've ever seen.

Mud balls and more balls.

It's kind of like the floor of a circumcision rabbi with the shakes.

Well, kind of. The first team to get everybody home wins.

Let's do the Sedaris drop.

Okay.

Did you understand any of that? Well, all I understand is I got out of the

last event unscathed.

But this is the big one. This is the most beautiful. And by the way, we have

to mention that the people who did this sets were great this year. They're

really good. The girls are all lined up.

You know, we're competing here for $2,000.

That's why the red team is still trying so hard.

That was Donna Spear and Hope Carlton. Now they go through these kind of

plastic balls.

There must be five feet of them in there. Then across the mud, try to stay

out of it. Tim Evenson. Whoops.

And then into the balloon cage.

And now through that red's ahead again. I don't know how they know where they're

going once they get into those balloons. Once they get in there, I don't either.

Kim's fast.

There's Roberta.

There's Liz Stewart trying to get through all those balls.

I would have thought she'd be taller. She'd have a little bit of an edge

there, but I guess not.

Is that Kim Heron? Looks like it.

Anybody who moves that agilely must be Kim Heron.

Through the balloon.

Pop every balloon in her way.

She can't even stay in the lane. She's got so much energy making that curve.

Doesn't matter. She's coming in before everybody else. Here's Liz trying to get

back. She looks a little too ladylike in this event. I'm tired, too.

Patty Dufek, you know, those balls seem to be the hardest part here. They are

hard to get through. I tried to get through them earlier today, and they're

hard. Girls do better at night, Pam, I'll tell you that.

Gingerly stepping over the mud.

I would, too.

Don't you remember that mud from the last competition? Yes, I do. It took me

a week and a half to get it off my body.

If we're lucky, nobody will end up there this time.

Yeah, well, we're trying not to. Here comes Kimberly MacArthur. Come on, Kim.

Just turning it on.

Trying to get that extra two grand.

Hope is just such a competitor and really leading the team on.

Boy, look at them go.

I love the way she grits her teeth as she goes through it. Boy, she's tough,

and they got it.

Oh, my gosh.

No, that's a happy team. Yeah, it is. $2,000 record, too.

Oh.

That looks like a tired red team. Look at her just balance there over the mud.

Well, not for long.

If Linda Wiesmeyer, oh, there she goes. Injury or not.

Well, I really should go out here and talk to the winning team, I suppose.

I'm a little hesitant and afraid, but I'm going to go. You're a better man

than I.

Good luck.

Linda is in the mud.

She may not have had to do all the competitions, but she didn't get away

unscathed.

I think retaliation is the only course now.

That's slippery stuff.

Look at the friendly helping hand there. Forget it. Now Kim McArthur is going to

be the next one in.

I wonder where Chuck is.

So far, he's spinning out of harm's way.

The benefits of a mud bath?

I think Chuck has changed his mind. He's probably hiding somewhere near the pool.

But if he sees that, he'll be there any minute.

anything to do with that, it's gone forever, I think.

The blue team is the winner that's what it is. We got a blue team for a winner

here And I just want to make that perfectly clear while everybody's going

crazy around here. I'd like to congratulate the blue team take this

opportunity to Congratulate them and let them know that it's still

Well, thank

heavens that happened I

would have been so disappointed

Thank you so much.

Well, listen.

It is the worst.

You know, there's so much camaraderie among these girls that the competition

is really pretty much forgotten at this point, and everybody's just having so

much fun together. You can't tell the reds from the blues, and it doesn't

matter.

I have a feeling everybody's been planning to take Roberta's top off since

this competition began.

Somehow her bathing suit top seems to be the coveted one.

I wonder if Chuck's in the shower and missing this at this point.

Today's competition, the final score is Blue 5, Red 2.

And over there being hosed off is Chuck with his lovely wife, Terry.

I have to tell you, Terry has been running around here like such a good

sport, taking pictures of him getting whipped creamed, thrown in the pool and

everything else. So while they get cleaned up, let's take a look at a

tribute we've prepared to the beauty of all the competitors.

I'll see you at the awards ceremony.

Well all showered off out of the mud everything else we've had camaraderie

here poetry in motion And the mud, I might add. Yes, that's right. I'm sure

you'll agree with me. This has been an extraordinary athletic competition.

There's no question about it. It sure has been. As you said earlier, Chuck,

there's nothing like this in the whole wide world. That's true. Now, before we

award the medals and present the well-deserved prizes, I might add, I'd

like to thank our Playmate Playoff commissioners, Pat McCormick and Chuck

McCann, for a job well done. Thanks, guys.

Looks like the trapping season's been good to you, Chuck. Yeah, how about

these, huh?

And, darling, it's always been a delight working with you. Really, no, I love it.

Thank you.

All right, I tell you what, now the moment we've all been waiting for, it's

time to meet the girls who came out to win, and they did.

Ladies and gentlemen, the 1986 Playmate Playoff winning team, for the blue team,

co-captain Hope Marie Carlton.

Are you sore?

I'm sorry. We worked so hard in all this. We all did. The red team,

everybody was, like, determined, you know, because, I mean, these are nice

prizes. They are nice prizes. Thank you, sweetie pie. Thank you. Okay, your other

co-captain, Kimberly Herron. Kimberly.

What's good on you, too, huh?

Let me help you out.

I just wanted to thank my team for never giving up, even though we were neck and

neck. And I'd like to thank my mom for my long legs.

All right.

Thank you, Kimberly.

Devin DeVasquez.

My favorite person.

You must love me, huh? I'm the one that pulled you in the mud and pushed you in

the pool. Actually, I kind of liked the mud this year.

I want to thank my team. They had so much spirit.

And I want to thank the red team, too, because they were such good sports.

And look at it as a charity case, everybody, because I live in Chicago and

I need them.

Thank you, honey.

Patty Dufat!

Come over and talk to us. It's my first time I've even had a coat on like this.

Isn't it nice? Where do you live?

Phoenix. As long as it's not Hawaii. Phoenix, Arizona.

I'm sure you can use that a lot. Well, I'll still use it, I'm sure.

It looks nice. Thank you.

No, I just had a great time, and thanks for the coat.

Thank you. Donna Smith!

Here she comes.

Congratulations.

Nice. Yeah.

Real nice. A little hug, too. I just want to thank everybody and definitely

our team. And I just wish that the red team could get one of these, too, but

not bad enough to give it to them.

Maybe next year. Thank you. Thank you.

Roberta!

Jump into that man. Wait till my boyfriend feels me in this.

It's great. I've always wanted one.

Anything else you'd like to say? Thank you to all my teammates because that's

what did it, teamwork.

And I'm glad that none of us got mad at each other and we did a good, we had a

great time. I'm glad you didn't get mad either. Thank you. Thank you. All right,

that's the winning team.

And I think at this moment, Vicki has a very special award to present. So,

Vicki, if you will. But I do. I have the honor of presenting the most valuable

player award.

Drum roll.

The 1986 Playmate Playoff most valuable player is Hope Marie Curl. Oh, wow.

Get spoiled is right. You know what the most valuable player gets?

That's right, $1,000 in addition to everything else. But you really were.

You really hunkered down. You really...

cheered your team on. You never gave up. All of you didn't give up, but you

really had a lot of enthusiasm, and we believe you deserve it. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Go over and cry on your teammates.

Well, we've got our champions.

We've had a great time.

For everyone here at the Playmate Playoffs 1986,

this is Chuck Woolery, and I'd also like to say, Hef, thanks for letting us use

your backyard again.

Thanks, Hef. From Vicki McCarty and Chuck Woolery. Bye-bye, everybody. Bye.