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These 12 people are some of the best go-go dancers in the country and they're

here to compete for the title of America's number one champion go-go

superstar star

Once considered a novelty in the 80s with the male strippers of Chippendales,

the Go-Go Boys of today have never been more mainstream.

We're looking for the top Go-Go Boys in the country, a performer who can shake

it to the top and literally go-go for the gold.

But if we're going to find America's number one champion Go-Go superstar,

star, we're going to need some help. We've recruited four of the biggest Go

-Go experts in the country.

a.k.a. The Go-Go God, to be our judges panel.

The God of Fantasy, Greg McKeon.

I need the full fantasy, body, face, move, and character.

The God of Dance, Jojo Guad.

I'm all about the dancing.

I want to see you work that body.

The God of Individuality, Petty Bear.

I'm looking for a unique individual, someone who really stands out from the

rest. The God of Body, Adrian Hart.

I want to see a sexy body.

Whatever size or shape that may be, I want to see you work it.

Hundreds applied, but the Go-Go God narrowed it down to the Dirty Dozen.

I'm Eddie Danger, and I'm here to fuck.

Yeah!

My go-go name is Eddie Danger. I have a day job working IT, and when I'm working

IT, I'm just there to fuck.

There's a lot to do in this little space.

I want to show them all my package, because I'm here to win.

Where is everybody?

Did someone order beef? My name is Tony, a.k.a. Beef Burrito, and yes, the guac

is extra, and yes, so am I. Okay, that's cute.

When I'm on stage, people are going to get that fun, sort of sexy, super beefy.

I'm Beef.

Eddie. Nice to meet you, Eddie. All right. Are we the first ones here? Yeah,

you definitely brought the beef. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Nobody might have asked for it, but I'm here to bring it. I'm hungry.

I'm Mystical Muscle Paolo, and I'm here to challenge your world and blow your

mind. Who's ready?

Originally, I'm from the deep south of central Bible Belt, Florida.

Hot! This seems like home right here. All the couches for fun. I'm actually a

gay leather man, and I just live it, eat it, breathe it, and it's a part of me,

and it comes out when I dance.

I'll take you over there, and you on top of that, and we'll have a...

Nice little party. You got it, daddy.

I'm transgender, my little secret, and most of my people used to tell me I

wasn't real for being trans, but here I am, muscly, and I exist.

Unicorn. A lot of muscle on that one.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Hola, cholas.

My name is Gama. My last name is Narey, but I'm here to stick this bitch on

fire.

My cell is go-go.

It's fun, stupid.

Doesn't work.

Sexy, I want to be sexy.

I mean, who doesn't like to think they're sexy, right?

I'm Randy Boo.

I'm the Asian persuasion.

I'm the king to your tongue with a big dong.

People tell me when they see me perform that they like how I move my hips like

Shakira and shake my ass like Beyonce.

Yo!

You can just call me beyond what I can say.

You better watch your back.

My name is Bryant. Five of my favorite things start with C.

Cash, coffee, compliments, crop tops, and cock.

My go-go name is Bryant.

It's my real name.

How are you all?

So cute in here.

And that go-go hoe and heels.

Y'all look amazing.

Great body.

I'm very new to go-going. I've only been doing it for about three months.

But I picked up heels. So that's basically my go-go style is I'm 100%

dancing in heels. I give a lot of sex, femininity, flirtation.

I reach out for the daddies. They know that's what they like. Literally, once I

started dancing in heels, my tips tripled.

I'm Steven. I'm unprepared. I'm late. This must be a real go-go gig.

Some people call me the dancing bear. Some people call me the quintessential

bear. And some people just call me pretty. And then some people just don't

call me at all.

My go-go name is Vince. It's just me. And so I want to bring myself to

everyone. I'm originally from Ohio, so small little town.

When I'm on stage, people are definitely going to get choreography if they play

Britney. That's for sure.

But they're also going to get a lot of smiles.

They're going to get a lot of sweat. I sweat continuously.

I've been sweating all day.

And they're just going to get a big old guy just bouncing around having fun.

What's up, boys? My name's Daddy, and you better open wide.

Daddy is like the older gentleman. I feel like Daddy would be the younger

gentleman.

When I'm on stage, people are going to get their life, honey.

People are going to live. They're going to want to scream. They're going to want

to put their hands all over this furry body, and I'm just going to give it to

them.

Hey, y'all. It's Max Adonis.

And this beef is all plant-based.

I might be vegan, but, um, wait, what was that?

I'm from Michigan originally, but we moved to Arizona when I was, like, 11.

And now I'm traveling in my van, so technically I live in my van.

I slept out front this morning. I didn't have to drive.

Can I get a cocktail?

My style, go-go, is really just cool. You know, goofy and yeah,

quirky.

My name is RicoTV.

And I'm here to blow the competition.

TV stands for television because I like to dabble in other forms of media, and

it also stands for Top Bird.

I mean, blow away the competition.

When I'm on stage, people are going to get shock value.

I like to bring craziness to my performances, and I make people go,

I really have to win

it.

Because I'm about $50,000 behind in rent right now.

So I have to win it or else I might not have a place to live. So I have to win

this show. I'm going to bring butch realness. I'm going to bring cunt and

everything in between.

Dad's home.

I'm not on a meal plan.

I am the meal plan.

My go-go name is Ken.

I took on that name because I felt like that's what most people wanted to see

from me in the club, just a hot doll.

My nine to five is go-going.

People really respond to someone who seems to be really engaged with what

they're doing instead of kind of two-stepping it.

Out of all the competition, I think...

Most of them are gonna, or most of them are gonna two-stab. What is your

strategy for winning?

Well, I'm here.

I'm AJ.

Jack of all trades, master of them all. My go-go name is AJ because Amaya Jamal

is a lot for some people to remember and a lot to swallow. So just AJ, that's all

you need to know.

They brought you guys here?

Wait, there's other people in this competition besides me? I could give you

a sexy go-go slash stripper.

I could give you a full-blown 5, 6, 7, 8 dancer.

It just depends.

Everyone's really hard.

It's a competition, so if I need to knock somebody off the stage with some

baby oil, peace.

All you guys look really hot and fit and sexy. It's going to be fun sending y'all

home.

Greetings,

go-gos.

Johnny McGovern is a legend.

He is such a big deal for so many people.

You're all here today because you are the best at what you do. You're 12 of

the top go-go dancers in the country. And we know that one of you will win

this competition and become America's number one champion go-go superstar

star.

The winner of go-go for the gold will receive.

A glamorous Andrew Christian underwear wardrobe.

Handcrafted prizes from G-Pen.

And most importantly, $10,000 hard cash, sweetie.

Plus, the ultimate tip, this solid gold $1 bill.

It's been a rough time for nightlife, hasn't it?

In the last few years, so many of our queer spaces have shut down and so many

nightlife people have been out of work.

We wanted to take this opportunity with this competition to shine a light on

some of the most talented and perseverant members of the nightlife

community, the Go-Go Boy.

We're looking for a stud, a super talented underwear dancer.

Uh-huh.

Now it's time to meet your judging panel, the Go-Go God.

Our judging panel represents the qualities that make up an incredible Go

-Go Boy.

Body, dance, individuality, and fantasy.

Please welcome your first Go-Go God, the God of Fantasy, Greg McKeon.

Get into this fantasy.

The God of Dance, Jojo Guad.

I hope y'all are ready to twerk with the gwaad. The god of individuality, Teddy

Bear.

Bear with me, because this competition is about to get hairy.

And the god of body, Adrian Hart.

I brought the body yaddy yaddy for you.

Are you guys ready?

Well, I'm glad because the competition starts right now.

This is the biggest go-go shift of your life. And the customers you have to

impress are the go-go gods.

You're going to have one song to show them why you're special and why you

should continue on in the competition to become America's number one champion go

-go superstar star.

One of you is going to win this challenge.

Seven of you will make it to the next round. And four of you will have to go

-go. Oh, four people leaving.

That's some savage. Like, who does that on the first episode?

I don't know what's going to happen.

So I'm up on this stage

on these risers. All I see are these deadpan looks on the judges' faces.

And they're like, there's a buffet of meat in front of us. And it's a little

overwhelming. When you go in a bar, you know what you're there for. And here

it's... You don't know what to expect.

All right, Go-Go's, this is it. This is your one chance to make a big impression

on the Go-Go Gods.

Ready. I have prepared for this for, like, my whole life without even trying.

You better bring it.

Set. Who am I going up against? I know this person can't dance. I definitely

know he can't dance.

I'm thinking, like, just kill the competition.

Just kill it. Show them that for Go-Going, which is what we're here for,

you are the best.

Go, go.

Hey, I'm getting my life. I'm, you know, doing my little, you know, flows and

just letting the music go.

I have to stand up. I'm a dancer here. The real dancer here.

It's a really great advantage of mine to be in heels. It sets me apart from

everybody else.

I want to just go movement in my nether region.

You look so good. The other working dancer would be Rico.

You know, he has blown for himself his legs. That's about it. I mean, he has a

nice needle, a nice split.

Is that all you're doing? His legs?

Come on now.

When I'm watching AJ dancing, it's just very monotone, and there's not really a

lot of energy behind it. And behind that, there's not really strong looks.

So all that together doesn't really give me anything.

We have our own style, so dirty, dark, sexy.

I'm just going to give him everything I got.

When I was dancing, I don't think about what's around me. I just dance because I

feel the music.

I really wanted to showcase how I make my money, and people like to use their

imagination.

I smiled, and I feel personally when I dance, I can't do flips and shit.

I just want people to see that I'm having fun, because if you're having

fun, they see that you're having fun, and they have fun.

I was right. There was quite a few two-steppers.

There's only two or three people who are really trained dancers, and so those are

the people I'm really looking out for.

When people see me perform, they tell me that I'm unbelievable.

I tell them my little secret, and it just blows my mind. And I tell people my

secret because this is how I educate the population.

I can do backbends, contortion, I got the outfit.

That's what I'm looking for.

Everyone is so good.

And they can do splits and they can flip.

I can't do those things.

I'm thinking in my head, hold your stomach in.

Don't fart.

Keep your movements precise, give them body, give them booty.

When I'm dancing, I'm really just on me. You know, I'm focusing on myself and how

I'm going to present the best look. I'm focusing on not falling off a box in

four-inch stilettos.

I've put the time in. I've been dancing for about 10 years. I

love it. I'm super passionate about it.

The title's mine.

And then there, throw it around, and then come back.

Liars.

I just put on, like, the only Naomi Campbell, and I was just like, let me

just feel this runway, you know what I mean? Word, bitch.

Word, bitch.

Word, bitch.

Word, bitch. Word, bitch.

All the other competitors, they are fucking fierce.

I want to say so bad, I can't go home.

Gotta stay relevant and a chameleon and, you know, not just a one-trumpony with

big feathers on my head and the rest of the outfits are, hmm.

Is he a trained dancer?

I don't know.

All

right.

Great job. You guys are incredible.

Let me tell you, your anacondas do.

All right, Go-Go's, we're going to have you retire to the dressing room while I

confer with the Go-Go Gods and find out who's staying and who's Go-Going home.

Go-Go for the gold!

All right, Go-Go Gods, now the real work begins.

Because every single one of these Go-Go boys was talented and just danced their

heart out right in front of you. But we've got to choose a winner, and we've

got to send.

Four Go-Go's home.

Not going to be an easy decision.

Rico with the feather headdress.

Rico sold me when it was his solo, and he just made that eye contact. That,

like, come here, fuck me look.

He was the only one who came up to the judge panel and made eye contact with

the four of us. I love his tricks.

Everything was amazing.

All right, what about Steven? Big boy back risers. He was full out. He was

into it. He was feeling himself. He was in the music.

He was full out. I was here for it. How about AJ?

Indiana Jones hat, booty for days. What do we think?

I love AJ. I love his little body rolls he was doing. He was giving a little

twerk action, but he knows his body. He knows how to, like, move and groove.

I thought he was amazing.

Randy Boo.

Is he going to last 30 minutes going that full out?

I don't think so, personally.

So we're going to cut this guy for dancing too hard?

I have him in my bottom four, honestly, for not giving me that. He was in my,

like, top five, so I don't know what you guys are saying. Daddy. To me, it just,

like, felt like he could have a little bit more rhythm.

Too much twirling for me and no kind of, like, any rhyme or reason to it. But he

also, like, he...

Definitely made eye contact and definitely gave a wink that I was

melting my heart. I was like, man, that guy's got charm. The body was certainly

there. Yeah, for me, it's the body. Yeah, he's sexy, but I was not feeling

the stage presence, the eye contact. The movements were almost a little bit

awkward for me. I thought he was like a Grindr date.

10 out of 10. No. Logo dancer.

10.

He was in it, feeling it. Rhythm, outfit, brand.

Eye contact, movement, sex, energy.

I'm a fan. Chen is definitely one to watch. Working the heels.

Brian Santos. Not only does he know how to wear heels, but he can work them. He

was giving life.

Max Adonis. I would definitely throw some money at him in the clouds.

I think what held him back was actually his outfit choice of doing the shorts

with his dick and balls.

Because of it, he wasn't able to dance or move as much. He didn't see his eyes.

He was worried about letting those guys hang out.

Yeah. And I think that's what held him back tonight. Eddie Danger.

He goes off. He goes off. It could be a little more polished. I think he was

trying to show us every single thing he's seen tonight. Yeah, exactly.

I can't fault you for that. Muscle Machine, Paulo.

Paulo is sexy as fuck. I was so disappointed that he was hiding that for

half the show by being turned around and wearing sunglasses the whole

performance. Yeah.

We got no eye contact. We didn't get to see your face or anything.

He was just hiding the whole time, and I wanted to see him. I always would say

that if you're wearing sunglasses and you're not on drugs, just take off the

sunglasses.

And honestly, he had three moves.

I wanted to draw it out of him because you could tell it's in there. The

ferrito. Like, I love the long hair, the hat.

Yeah, the look was great. You can tell that, like, he has a brand to himself,

and I like that.

I just don't think he's there yet.

But he's getting there. It was definitely a fun show. Guys, remember,

when you make a decision on the winner, that winner will have immunity for next

week's challenge.

And whoever's on the bottom, they're go-going home.

Go-go gone.

Go-go, go-go, go-go, go-go.

All right, Go-Go's, the gods have spoken.

And this was an extremely difficult elimination to make. Good news first. We

have a winner. The winner of this week's challenge will receive immunity in next

week's challenge and cannot be eliminated.

The winner we chose, we feel overall had the best stage presence, energy,

movement quality. It was all right for us.

Congratulations, Chad.

I won.

You know I was legitimately shocked.

Good job.

It was just a shock that he won.

Now here's where things get shady.

As you know, you captured their attention because it was like, your arms

just go in here like noodles. So what else are you going to look at? Noodles.

We're going to tell you if you've been booked for next week.

Rico, you're booked for next week.

Riot, you're booked for next week.

I'm here, I've arrived, and I am serving 100% of the time. He is not in danger.

Eddie Danger, your book.

Yeah! As the guy to dance, I'm going to have to go with who had the best

movement quality, and that's going to be AJ, your book for next week.

Steven, your book for next week.

Randy, your book for next week.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, there's like five left, and there's only room for one more.

We only have one more slot.

This next contestant, I want you to know that you just barely made it.

That guy is Max.

You're booked for next week.

I'm booked? That was just one of those, like, affirming moments that I actually

did something right.

It breaks my heart to say it, but Beast, Burrito, Hollow, Gamma,

and Zaddy.

You guys are not booked for next week.

You need to pack your junk, put it in your trunk.

Don't go-go.

Just go.

You can leave the stage.

I thought they kind of made the right decision.

Give it up for them, guys.

We're out.

That's how the crumbles.

Just because I can't do a fucking clip doesn't mean I'm not a good go-go

dancer. I'm a fucking fierce go-go dancer.

To be here in front of the camera, to bring this to the public eye,

it was still winning.

And that's my heart.

I'm still leaving here with the best gift.

Congratulations, dancers. You're one step closer to the gold.

And now there's only one thing left to do, y'all. Shake what your mama gave

you. Hit it.

You think you know about me, well forget what you heard.