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♪ Been feeling so lonely
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♪ Restless and blue
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♪ Been heading for nowhere
and l'm going there too soon
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♪ Searching for something
when l look in your eyes...
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- Are you coming up, darling?
- l've got to finish this.
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♪ l just might fall in love
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♪ Been walking a fine line
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♪ Living all my time
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♪ l've taken my chances
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♪ True romance is what l've missed
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♪ Strange as it seems
when l look in your eyes
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♪ l know l just might fall in love
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♪ l could be happy
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♪ With you by my side
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♪ You make me tingle inside
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♪ Knowing that someone feels
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♪ The same way l do
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♪ Makes me want to be with you
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♪ You walked into my life unexpectedly
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♪ But l'll take my chances
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♪ Your romance is what l need
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♪ Life would be grand
if you'd just take my hand
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♪ l know l just might fall in love...
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lt's quite common.
There was a piece in the Observer.
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Don't worry. lt's only the first time.
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- Second.
- No.
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Don't count then. l was practically asleep.
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You fell asleep.
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l think it was the motion.
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l'm the same on train journeys.
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Oh, how sweet is he!
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He's got this little smiley face like that.
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He's either dreaming or it's wind.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Come on! lt's nearly a month
since Adam was born.
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Yeah, and stitches take six weeks to heal.
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Ryan Giggs got a really nasty gash on his shin
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and he was fit to play the next weekend.
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Not quite childbirth, is it?
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Oh, come on. Can't we try?
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You want me to suffer pain?
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No.
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- l suppose you'll want to sleep now?
- No.
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l want to lie here and hold you.
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And tell you how much l love you.
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And then go to sleep.
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- Adam! Tell me how much you love me.
- Yeah, OK, OK, OK.
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Well, Rachel, l love you...
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..more than there are grains of sand on a beach.
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You've used that one already.
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Flies round shite?
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Nice!
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OK, OK.
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As much as l love George Best.
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Well, almost.
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All right.
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- Night.
- Night.
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You're not tired yet, are you?
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Apparently not.
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(Both giggle)
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(Phone rings)
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- Adam Williams.
- lt's David. What are you doing tonight?
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- Um... Rach wants to see the new Mel Gibson.
- It's crap.
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- What? Have you seen it?
- No, it's bound to be.
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Could you go another night?
l need to have a word.
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- Oh, yeah? What about?
- Well, it's a bit personal, actually.
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Sex? Excellent.
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Shall we say squash club, 6:30?
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OK, see you then. Bye.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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One, two, three, four, five...
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Sex!
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Oh, yes!
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A deciding game.
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- What do you want to talk about?
- Wait till we've finished.
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l'm meeting Rachel at the cinema.
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- What?
- You never said it was best of five.
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But you won the first two.
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So go on, then. Start talking.
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lt's a bit embarrassing.
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1-0.
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l'm listening.
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Well, you see... Karen and l...
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2-0.
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l can't play and talk!
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l haven't got time for both.
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Well, all right. You win.
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Let's talk.
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Christ, it must be serious.
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The thing is, Karen and l have...
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..are having a few problems.
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ln bed.
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Really? What kind of problems?
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l don't seem to be able to satisfy her.
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Well, it seems all right.
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l was hoping you could help.
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Satisfy Karen?
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Come on!
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Look, you shouldn't worry.
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Women just sometimes don't have an orgasm.
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Or so l've heard it said.
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lt's more serious than that.
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l can't perform.
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- What, really? You're impotent?
- Of course not.
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lt's no laughing matter. And it's not impotence.
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What would you call it, apart from ''unfortunate''?
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l seem to have lost the knack.
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Momentarily.
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Twice.
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l'm nervous about trying again.
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l wouldn't worry about it.
lt's just brewer's droop.
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- Have you been drinking a lot lately?
- No, l've given up.
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- Maybe you should start again.
- Do you think it would help?
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No, but it might take your mind off it.
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You should talk to your doctor.
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l don't like to bother her.
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l was hoping you'd help me.
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l thought you had to be senile to be impotent.
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l am not impotent, all right?
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All right!
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Tell you what. l'll ask around.
See if anyone's got any ideas.
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No!
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All right. But don't mention my name.
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- l've got this friend, right?
- Have you seen the new barmaid?
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What?
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She is sex.
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- She's very attractive, yeah.
- No, no, no.
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Attractive is not even close.
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Sure. Anyway, this friend of mine...
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She is the pure distillation
of man's basic sexual urges.
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She is fantasy made flesh.
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- She is...
- Coming over here.
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Watch this. (Clears throat)
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Not got any dead ones?
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Hang on.
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You want to be careful doing that.
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l can handle it.
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(Belches)
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What are you like?
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l don't know what's got into me.
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l do.
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Basically, me and Jen have not had sex
since Adam was born.
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- l thought he was sleeping now.
- Well, he is. And so's she. She's in quarantine.
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She's off limits until March 1 2th, 8pm.
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Some medical thing.
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Oh, l see!
And, meanwhile, Pete's getting randy.
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With a capital Rrrrrrr.
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l'm developing crushes all over the place.
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My secretary, Janice. She's due for retirement.
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Right. Sicko!
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This friend of mine has the opposite problem.
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What friend?
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No-one you know. Actually, you do.
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He's got a temporary bout of impotence.
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He hopes it's temporary.
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He was wondering if l'd ever met anyone
who might suffer something similar.
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A ''friend'' of yours?
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Yeah.
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Yes! Got it!
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(Coins rattle)
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Mate, basically you're talking to the wrong man.
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My problem isn't getting it up,
it's keeping the thing down.
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So you haven't got any suggestions for a cure?
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Apparently, Adam and Rachel
are having even less sex than us.
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Oh, yeah? Who told you that?
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Adam.
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Talk about your sex lives, do you?
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Well, no, l don't.
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There wouldn't be much to talk about.
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Does Adam?
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Well, he always tries to pretend
it's about someone else.
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What's all that about?
''l've got this friend who's got a problem.''
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l mean, it's pathetic.
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l take it you were sympathetic.
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Well...
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Boys! What are you like?
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You're never happier
than when your mate's unhappy.
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That's not true, but it is quite funny.
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You know what happens there, don't you?
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Oh, yes?
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My parents are coming to stay.
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You're joking!
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- (Squeaks) l'm a funny lady!
- Jen, don't do that to me.
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Be patient, Casanova.
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l probably shouldn't mention this.
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Bugger it. Adam and Rachel...
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Not getting on, apparently.
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We saw them at the weekend.
They seemed fine.
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Downstairs department. Sexually.
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Yeah, Adam told Pete.
ln a roundabout sort of way, like they do.
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What seems to be the problem?
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l don't know. Pete was a bit vague,
which is annoying.
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l got the impression it's just gone a bit stale.
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That's weird.
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Last time Rach and l talked sex,
she said they were doing it more than ever.
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Really?
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Probably trying to get it right.
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l hadn't thought of that.
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No, please, don't touch me!
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lt makes me realise how dead my skin feels.
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Would it help if l was to tell you we're not
the only ones having problems with sex?
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Oh, good.
You mean, there are other losers out there?
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Let's form a support group.
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- Who is it? Your sister, l suppose.
- David, that's mean.
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Anyway, she'd have to find a man first.
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No, actually.
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Adam and Rachel.
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Adam?
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Women just sometimes don't have an orgasm.
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Or so l've heard it's said.
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Little shit! He never said.
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- Why would he?
- Because l told him.
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Yeah.
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What seems to be the matter?
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Jenny wasn't sure.
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One of them is failing to set the other alight.
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lt must be Adam.
l can't see Rachel being a letdown.
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What exactly do you mean by that?
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A man's only got to look at Rachel to get a...
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She's pretty attractive.
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Not as much as you.
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This has cheered me up no end.
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David, are you sure you want to do this?
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Absolutely.
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Honestly. lt doesn't matter.
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Let's just go to sleep, shall we?
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David.
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Oh, a bit jumpy, aren't you?
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No, no, no. Just focused.
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''Keeping Up.'' What's that about?
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How to get ahead.
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How to get ahead in business.
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Mmm...
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l hear you oppose
moving production to Thailand.
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Oh, l wouldn't go that far.
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But the Bradford job losses
would be a PR disaster.
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- You're not going soft on me, are you?
- Pardon?
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Do you have a problem with Bangkok?
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You'd better be up for it.
We can't pull out now.
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You know how stiff the competition is.
We can't afford a cockup.
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We must stand firm.
There's no room for limp dicks.
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Do you hear what l'm saying? Limp dicks.
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What?
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Oh, yes. Perfectly.
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Good.
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Oh, terrible news about Clive.
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- Clive?
- We're letting him go.
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- l had no idea.
- Neither does he...yet.
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Ramona, have you seen last week's Observer?
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lt's in my room.
l'm reading it to practise my English.
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l read an interesting article about importance.
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''lmportance''?
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Yeah, you know,
important men who cannot sex their woman.
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Very strange.
l never hear of this problem before.
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Yes, well, you're from Spain. You wouldn't have.
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ls David still important, then?
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A VlP.
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God, that must be so frustrating for him.
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And you.
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The worst part is having to buoy up his ego
when l'm the one being sold short.
262
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,520
You must have to do the same for Adam.
263
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:30,990
No.
264
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,877
Oh.
265
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,996
Oh, so it's you, not him?
266
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,551
Er, listen, Rachel...
267
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,871
Adam told Pete something
that l think l'd better tell you.
268
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,351
Game, set and match.
269
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,910
You're game's crap.
l take it you're still not rising to the occasion.
270
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,752
Let's have another game.
271
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,796
Are you sure? You're 4-0 down.
272
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,475
- The court's still booked.
- Only for another five minutes.
273
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,235
Still, at this rate,
we might get a couple of games in.
274
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,832
You're well-pleased with yourself.
275
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:18,515
- Well, l'm playing quite well.
- l mean generally. You think you're at the top.
276
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:22,036
Let me ask you this?
Who's in the worse position?
277
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:26,398
The guy who knows he's got a problem,
or the guy who doesn't know?
278
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,472
- Are you saying l've got a problem?
- Didn't you know?
279
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,312
No.
280
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,958
l'd say you have. Big problem.
281
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,590
No, hang on. Hang on. What?
What's my problem?
282
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:42,629
Rachel is apparently dissatisfied
with your performance in bed.
283
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,676
Wh-wh-what?!
284
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,676
l don't think so!
285
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,709
- How do you know?
- Karen told me.
286
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,756
Karen?
287
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,356
She and Rachel are very close.
288
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,916
Uh-huh.
289
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,236
1-0.
290
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,956
2-0.
291
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,996
(Both pant)
292
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,796
That was fantastic.
293
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,836
Wasn't it?
294
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,195
- Leading the witness.
- What?
295
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,236
That was fantastic.
296
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,711
- Wasn't it?
- Mmm.
297
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,109
- What else is she going to say?
- l don't know.
298
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:38,513
- So he himself said it was fantastic?
- Yes...but Adam's very polite.
299
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,397
''Thank you'' would have been nice.
300
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,391
lt's not what she says.
301
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,471
lt's how she says it that's important.
302
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,437
Was it like...
303
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,475
Hmm.
304
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,788
Or was it more like...
305
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,916
Mmmm!
306
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,399
Somewhere in between.
307
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,391
Were there any other signs?
308
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,357
Like what?
309
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,036
You know, did she...
310
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,198
Rach, did you...?
311
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,033
You didn't ask her? You should never ask 'em.
312
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:10,318
- Why not?
- Because it admits the possibility of failure.
313
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,470
Besides, she's bound to say...
314
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,595
Yes.
315
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,079
KAREN: And did you?
316
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,197
No, l was too tense,
worrying that l was doing everything right.
317
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,556
l knew she was lying. l was gutted.
318
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:26,876
RACHEL: Then he roIIs over
and goes to sIeep without so much as a cuddIe.
319
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,235
l must admit, Rach, it doesn't look good.
320
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,276
Not good at all.
321
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,948
Something for the weekend, madam?
322
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,555
- What do you think of this?
- Christ! Does it carry a health warning?
323
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,358
That will give him a heart attack.
324
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,874
Particularly if he sees the price!
325
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,916
Must be for the name.
326
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,754
The sad thing is,
he used to prefer me with nothing on.
327
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,511
Verdict?
328
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,556
And our survey says...
329
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,236
- l'll get it.
- Yeah.
330
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,196
lt'll look lovely on you, that.
331
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,236
l'm really pleased for you.
332
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,518
- Can l assist you in any way?
- What?
333
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,995
Do you have any books on sexual technique?
334
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,115
Advanced sexual technique.
335
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,758
Straight or gay?
336
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,637
Straight.
337
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,518
Second shelf. Beyond the necrophilia.
338
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,156
Scoobydoobydoo!
339
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,876
(Chuckles)
340
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,396
Come on, Tiger.
341
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,716
Hoorah!
342
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,036
Oh... Love...
343
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,475
Have you forgotten something?
344
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,031
l love you.
345
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,951
No.
346
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,871
Condom.
347
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,916
We don't use condoms.
348
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,197
No... We didn't use condoms.
349
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,436
We bloody well do now.
350
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,716
A-ha-ha! A-ha!
351
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,196
- No good.
- Hey?
352
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,158
So, they're not ribbed, but they'll do.
353
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,710
- They're past the sell-by date.
- What? Only by a year.
354
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,679
Come on, Jen.
You don't have to eat the bloody thing.
355
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,910
lf you don't want to.
356
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,594
l'm not getting pregnant cos of rubber fatigue.
357
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,636
We'll do without, then.
358
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:35,157
- Come on, l'll be careful.
- Not in a million years!
359
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,073
l've seen you play football.
l know what your timing's like.
360
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,356
(Truck horn blares)
361
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,351
- Sorry, mate. You just missed last orders.
- No, l don't need a drink.
362
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,556
- That's all right, then.
- Can l use your loo?
363
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,996
- Piss off!
- No, l don't need a wee.
364
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,116
What do you need, then? A good slapping?
365
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,639
l need to buy a condom.
366
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,676
Eh?
367
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:17,639
l've got this bird, right?
She's a blinder. Mad for it.
368
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,275
- Bit tasty, is she?
- Peach.
369
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,435
Mustn't keep the lady waiting.
370
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,836
Jen... Jenny, l got one.
371
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,638
Never been used.
372
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,516
Jenny...
373
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,036
Jen?
374
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,436
(Snores)
375
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,516
(Chuckles)
376
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,196
Just don't say anything, OK?
377
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,071
- Are you still in the bathroom?
- I won't be Iong now.
378
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,351
Phwoooor!
379
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,396
Just coming.
380
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,711
PETE: What did you think?
381
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,588
l can't be satisfying her
if she feels the need to kick-start me.
382
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,671
Yes, but didn't it turn you on?
383
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,354
Fantastic Sex had already done that.
384
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,159
This just cocked the trigger.
385
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,156
lt had the desired effect, then?
386
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,549
Well, it certainly worked for me.
387
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,915
lf speed's a measure of pleasure,
388
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:57,278
l'd say it worked for him as well,
except that afterwards...
389
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,876
Rach?
390
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,196
Yeah?
391
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,991
Do you think we're adventurous enough in bed?
392
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,513
- How do you mean?
- Well, l mean...
393
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,673
We've been together over a year now and...
394
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,435
there aren't that many
different ways we make love.
395
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,436
Well, how many are there?
396
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,032
Loads we haven't tried, according to this.
397
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,510
- We haven't got a hammock.
- No, nor a horse, but um...
398
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:36,593
there's an interesting section
about acting out your fantasies.
399
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:41,196
- He wants you to act out his fantasies?
- Worse, he wants to act out mine.
400
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,158
Worse? Shit, it sounds great.
401
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,071
- But l haven't got any.
- Bollocks.
402
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,639
Mmm. Everybody has.
403
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,153
Well, l haven't.
404
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,152
- Use your imagination.
- Just think of anything.
405
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,716
Like being taken by a great big,
fat, old, scuzzy businessman.
406
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,119
Nice.
407
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,796
No.
408
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,475
No.
409
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,596
No.
410
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:15,029
You're a simple, hard-working Victorian maid,
performing your daily chores,
411
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:19,159
when the firm hand of your master
pins you to the parquet.
412
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,949
''You're a whore, but l love you.''
''Quiet, mistress might hear.''
413
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,791
Something like that.
414
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,235
Off the top of my head.
415
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,956
Oh, come on, Rach.
416
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,918
There must be something
you've always secretly craved.
417
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,077
Well, there is one thing.
418
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,071
Making love in a shop window?
419
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,236
That's a bit public.
420
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,476
l think that's the point.
421
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,516
l know what my fantasy would be.
422
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,316
Well, lads. lt's been a joy.
423
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,790
But not as great
as the joy that awaits me at home.
424
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,031
D'Artagnan, Aramis, l bid you good night.
425
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:16,076
Have you got everything?
426
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,676
Packet of 1 2.
427
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,916
Quite a night.
428
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,996
At least he's happy.
429
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,640
l saw a new book about your problem.
430
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,995
Keeping Up? l've already got it.
431
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,635
lt starts promisingly
but doesn't live up to expectations.
432
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,070
l've decided it's time for professional help.
433
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,836
You're going to see a shrink?
434
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,157
A prostitute.
435
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,551
l'll be two minutes.
436
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,596
Two minutes.
437
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,792
Making love in a shop window?
438
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,871
What are you thinking?
439
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,757
Oh, nothing.
440
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,398
You liar.
441
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:14,831
lt's nothing important.
Just how much our lives have changed.
442
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,836
That's true.
443
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,834
We never used to have to
keep the noise down during sex.
444
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,795
Only when your parents stayed.
445
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,516
Are you happy?
446
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,191
Yeah. Of course l am.
447
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,838
And so you should be.
448
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,480
l know. l know. lt's just...
449
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,351
lt's just not the same.
450
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,351
Sex.
451
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,396
Cos Jenny's had a baby?
452
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,674
She's bound to sag but she'll firm up.
453
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,716
Not like that!
454
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,556
l mean, she's different.
455
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,556
She's a mother.
456
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,310
Take that woman there.
The one with the shopping bags.
457
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,436
Do you think she's a mother?
458
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,988
- Yes.
- Do you fancy her?
459
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,636
No.
460
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,796
Take that woman over there.
461
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,791
The one with the bIonde hair.
462
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,553
- Do you think she's a mother?
- No.
463
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,279
- Do you fancy her?
- Oh, yes.
464
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,711
Hang on. She's about 50 years older than her.
465
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,556
What about her over there?
466
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,710
Do you fancy her?
467
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,796
ls she a mother?
468
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,156
(Buzzing)
469
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,400
WOMAN: CouId you wait a minute?
- Sure, yeah.
470
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,396
No problem.
471
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,559
OK, you're on. First fIoor.
472
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,596
- Can l get you a drink?
- That's very kind of you.
473
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,390
Yeah, beer.
474
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,830
lt's a nice place you've got here.
475
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:57,195
lf you work at home,
you might as well make it comfortable.
476
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,669
This is your first time, right?
477
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,716
How did you know?
478
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,356
Look, l expect you...want to be paid upfront.
479
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,236
That much TV gets right.
480
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,311
£60.
481
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,879
Sure. Sure.
482
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,676
What's your name, sweetheart?
483
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,159
- Adam.
- And your real name?
484
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,639
David.
485
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,351
Right, Adam. We're going to take this...
486
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,836
..nice and easy.
487
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,878
Can't we just... Could we just talk first?
488
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,270
Whatever you want, Adam.
The meter's running.
489
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,636
Call me David.
490
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,751
So, what's your name?
491
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,956
- Trixie.
- And your real name?
492
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,951
Trixie.
493
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,356
Oh, sorry.
494
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,516
Well, it suits you.
495
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,708
- l mean...
- Why are you here, David?
496
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,190
Well, l er...
497
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,956
l-l'm...
498
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,235
..impotent.
499
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,760
- No, you're not.
- That's easy for you say.
500
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,638
- Look, you've done it before, right?
- Oh, yeah.
501
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,950
And you'll be able to do it again.
502
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,998
lt's just for the moment
you can't stand and deliver.
503
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,435
- Do you really think so?
- Sweetie, it's practically common.
504
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,988
l must have seen it six times.
505
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,390
- Hell, impotence has earned me...
- £360.
506
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,596
You work with figures, right?
507
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,078
Look, no offence, but you're all the same.
508
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,118
Stressed out in top jobs. l've had 'em all.
509
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,078
A judge, a surgeon, a management consultant.
510
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,789
- Oh, who was that?
- Make that two management consultants.
511
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,830
You see, the thing is...
512
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,876
this is affecting my work.
513
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,916
l used to be a power in the office.
514
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,636
Now l have to queue for the coffee.
515
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,635
You see, the way l see it is...
516
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,154
l've got to get my manhood back.
517
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,676
l reckon if l can have just...
518
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,633
..one shag...
519
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,190
Excuse the pun, David,
but you're coming at this all wrong.
520
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:39,239
You've got to get on top of your job,
then your wife.
521
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,478
- Do you think so?
- Honey, l know so.
522
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,951
That judge l mentioned...
523
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,589
After seeing me,
he sent two bank robbers down for life.
524
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:54,992
Their families weren't pleased,
but his secretary was!
525
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,676
Yeah.
526
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,311
Thank you, Trixie, l...
527
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,356
Yeah.
528
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,276
Absolutely, yeah.
529
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,070
l love guys who can't get it up.
530
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,958
They tip big and they don't leave a mess.
531
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,556
Yes.
532
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,400
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
533
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,156
So, what's the crack?
534
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,036
- l'm cheating on my wife.
- Shut up.
535
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,076
l'm cheating on my wife.
536
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,032
Shit! Who with?
537
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,631
No!
538
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:55,676
You bastard!
539
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,476
You bastard.
540
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,389
- She's playing it very cool.
- She doesn't know.
541
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,436
What?
542
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,910
Last night,
me and Jen were in bed together.
543
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,116
(Sighs)
544
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:17,154
We haven't made much impression
on your packet of 1 2.
545
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,314
l didn't want to force myself on you.
546
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,992
Why not?
547
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,036
lt sounds good to me.
548
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:34,588
Cos l've been a bad, bad girl, master.
549
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,033
Can we skip this part, please?
550
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,076
No.
551
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,199
We were reaIIy going at it. WeII, Jen was.
552
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,552
And I just feIt Iike Jane Fonda in KIute.
553
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,155
When she's in bed with Donald Sutherland.
554
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:55,073
- You didn't look at your watch?
- l wasn't wearing it.
555
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,116
Yes, squire!
556
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,237
Do...be...mean...to me.
557
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,432
Yeah, yeah...
558
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,476
You...bastard.
559
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,551
ADAM: Hang on a minute.
560
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,471
Where does she come in?
561
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,755
Just about...now.
562
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,638
- Oh, you're great!
- Oh, yes!
563
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,156
Oh, Pete. You're fantastic.
564
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,156
Oh, Pete. Oh, you're so big.
565
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,316
You dirty oId sod!
566
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,997
She's got a tattoo of a dolphin
on her left buttock.
567
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,799
- She hasn't!
- No, probably not.
568
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,955
l feel like l've betrayed Jenny.
569
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,874
ln your mind. That doesn't count.
Did Jenny complain?
570
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,079
JENNY: Yes!
571
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,913
Yes! Yes!
572
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,353
No.
573
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,835
Coffee, please, Sam,
and get me Martin on the phone.
574
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,916
Martin, my office now.
575
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,151
What kept you?
What time did l want that report?
576
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,071
- By 1 1 :00.
- And what time is it now?
577
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,833
1 1 :1 5. There was a problem
with the photocopying.
578
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,799
Martin, don't bring me problems, solve them.
579
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,392
Yes, David.
580
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,629
- NataIie, come in. Coffee?
- Please.
581
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,676
Another coffee, Sam.
582
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,468
ls there something l can do for you?
583
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,517
l only wish there were.
The Conways move to Bangkok...
584
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,433
The collapse of the Thai economy
makes it less attractive?
585
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,351
Bradford's working to ruIe.
586
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,032
lt's a disaster.
587
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,395
No, it's an opportunity.
588
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,040
- We can turn it to our advantage.
- l don't see how.
589
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:56,153
We plant a piece in the FT,
claiming Bangkok is the best move.
590
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:59,038
- lt goes ahead whatever.
- That'll impress the unions.
591
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,793
- They'll strike immediately.
- Hopefully.
592
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,678
The workers will soon notice
the hole in their pay.
593
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:09,599
- And then?
- We call off the move, bowing to local pressure,
594
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:13,036
in return for increased productivity
and no pay rise for a year.
595
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,315
- Two years.
- You strike a hard bargain.
596
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,436
Conways' Managers will know we goofed.
597
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,991
We'll tell them we kept them in the dark
so they wouldn't be compromised.
598
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,389
David, that's brilliant!
599
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,436
l can be.
600
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,351
Where did you get the key?
601
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,351
A guy l know at work.
602
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,476
He does weekend shifts here.
603
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,912
- Did you have to explain why we needed them?
- l said it was for late-night shopping!
604
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,956
Of course l had to explain.
605
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,315
Look, don't worry, he's fine.
606
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,472
He even said he'd rearrange the shop for us.
607
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,555
Are you sure you want to do this?
608
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,516
The things l do for love.
609
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,312
Come on, girl.
610
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,076
(TV on)
611
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,238
Coming up?
612
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,276
Now... Please.
613
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:39,351
l want to see this debate about
the common agricultural policy.
614
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,996
lnteresting.
615
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,315
One for Pete,
616
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,391
and one for Pete.
617
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,676
Come on, Tiger.
618
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,633
Are you sure no-one can see us?
619
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:06,075
Rachel, there is no-one to see us.
620
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,711
We'd better make this a quickie.
621
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,995
Not a problem!
622
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,991
(Key in lock)
623
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,036
What was that?
624
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,350
- lt's burglars!
- Who would burgle a charity shop?
625
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,270
(Door closing)
626
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,112
Or lock up afterwards.
627
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,836
Go on.
628
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,196
(Pants)
629
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,759
- We seem to have a problem.
- You've got the keys.
630
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,796
l've got a key.
631
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,150
lt's been double-locked by the office upstairs.
632
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:11,073
- We're locked in?
- Only till morning.
633
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,991
Don't worry. We can hide.
634
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,072
lf someone comes in,
we can pretend we're customers.
635
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,434
Look, come on. We're here now.
636
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,115
We may as well make the most of it.
637
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:47,589
Jen, no. Stop.
638
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:48,635
You what?
639
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:50,472
Stop, stop, stop.
640
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,039
We've got to talk.
641
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,680
- Eh?
- We've got to talk.
642
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,950
Adam, l love you.
643
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,036
(Sirens)
644
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,074
Oi! Stay where you are. Police. Don't move!
645
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,957
Put your hands over your heads.
646
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,711
Maybe you'd better put them back down again.
647
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,069
To be honest, love, you know...
648
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,517
l was worried about doing it after so long.
649
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,355
The whole having a baby thing...
650
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,675
l thought sex might be different.
651
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,158
Anyway, it turns out it was. For you.
652
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,196
Yeah, l know.
653
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,952
lt's my problem.
654
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,316
lt's not. lt's our problem
if you don't fancy me any more.
655
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,356
l do.
656
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,836
l will.
657
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,434
You know, when we got married,
658
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,431
sex was different than when we first went out.
659
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,952
Less frequent.
660
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,395
Well...it was less frantic.
661
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,951
Yeah, but it was still good fun.
662
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,996
Well, exactly. You know...
663
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,956
But it had changed, hadn't it?
664
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,952
Like our relationship had changed and...
665
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,631
And l think...
666
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:14,030
l think that sex will, you know, go on changing.
667
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,036
You know, every year.
668
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,997
Till we're 70.
669
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,791
Urgh!
670
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:26,316
You don't think
we'll still be having sex when we're 70?
671
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,311
Well, yeah. Why not?
672
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:32,678
There won't be much movement
involved but it'll still be us.
673
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,275
My point is this,
that having a baby is a big change.
674
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,508
You know, for both of us, love.
675
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,596
l'm still your wife.
676
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,276
And a mother.
677
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,715
You always fancied three in a bed.
678
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,716
Think you can handle us?
679
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,035
Maybe one at a time.
680
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,956
What's it to be tonight, then?
681
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,838
Mother...or lover?
682
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,756
Hold me, Mummy.
683
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,313
David, you're back.
684
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,076
And how!
685
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,037
(Tiger's growl)
686
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,918
- (Laughter outside)
- All right, that's enough.
687
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,636
l'll only be five minutes.
688
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,271
(Laughter)
689
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,316
Hey, don't l know you?
690
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,039
l don't have a record... Yet.
691
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,999
l was at the birth of your mate's baby.
Adam, isn't it?
692
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,196
- Preston!
- How's the little fella doing?
693
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,840
- Oh, fine. Great.
- He's just started smiling.
694
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,115
That's always a lovely moment.
695
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,596
So...
696
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,036
Do you want to tell me about it?
697
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:48,392
- Rachel wanted to make love in public.
- No, l did not.
698
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:53,395
- Yes, you did. lt's your sexual fantasy.
- Yes, and you insisted on acting it out.
699
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,955
We'd been having problems in bed.
700
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,753
- He's not been happy.
- lt's you who's been dissatisfied.
701
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,796
Since when?
702
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:11,036
You mean you haven't?
703
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,953
And you haven't either?
704
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,911
lt's good to talk.
705
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,195
RACHEL: It was nice of him to Iet us go.
706
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,036
lt was nice, full stop.
707
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,916
l want to do it again.
708
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,559
Won't being in our own bed be a letdown?
709
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,915
We could always open the window.
710
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,672
Open the window! Open the window!
711
00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:04,676
(Pete and Jenny moan)
712
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,232
(Pete laughs)
713
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:28,196
PETE: Thank you!
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