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Yeah,

well, I know you mentioned you needed Marley and myself help Marley

You know, everything that she had. I know.

That's why I'm only here.

Okay. Well, I appreciate you coming early.

Well, yeah.

Thank you so much.

You're the ultimate team player. You know that.

I just, if this room just, we could kind of like maybe just turn this couch.

Yeah, yeah.

You know, people sit there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Of course.

Anything for the family.

Anything for the family.

Trying to keep everyone in the car.

Is that good?

Maybe just back.

Back a little bit?

No, but that's good. Like there? Yeah. All right.

Yeah, I mean, I got those folding chairs in the car.

No, we don't use them here. No?

No, this is not like college.

Oh, don't even start.

Don't even start there. Yeah, no more beer pong.

Well, for me, at least. I don't know what you're doing these days, but my

beer pong games are over.

When did we see each other last? In college?

Well, when we were like that, if you know what I mean.

But now I'm married to your daughter, Mrs. Brooke.

Oh, well, Mrs.

Brooke. What?

Don't call me that.

Well, I'm married to your daughter. I'm divorced.

Actually separated.

Not technically divorced.

Really? I didn't know this. You know, it happens, but... She never... Happily

separated. Marley never told me this.

Well... And you haven't. No, I... I don't talk about you. All right. Please

don't. She doesn't really talk about you. Please don't.

I would totally freak her out. No. And you know it would. Yeah, you know it

would.

I do.

I kind of miss those days.

And I won't lie, I do kind of miss those.

What? Excuse me? Those.

Those what?

Come on.

I miss certain... See? Yeah.

Don't tell me.

Are you drunk?

No, not yet.

Oh, boy. I should go get those folding chairs. I think I should go get the

folding chairs.

And the card table.

Yeah.

Gosh, we did have some great times in college. Yeah.

It's all right.

Yeah. I'm kind of from the things.

What? Ah, it just got me thinking. I'm sorry.

No, me too.

Me too.

What were you thinking?

No. You couldn't even pause. I wish it would have worked out, you know?

Well, oh.

So what?

I don't know.

For all time?

Don't.

Marley's not going to be here for a while.

And if she does, my phone will ring.

Why?

Because I want to have a good time.

I won't say anything if you don't.

You feel wrong.

I know.

I always.

Kept thinking about your cock even when we broke up.

It was so long ago. And I still kind of, still to this day,

even masturbate to your cock

thinking the way that you fuck me.

Yeah? Uh-huh.

And... Yeah?

Thank you.

Even when I was fucking my ex-husband, I would just think about you.

What are

you

going to do with that?

You. I'm not saying anything. I won't. I mean it.

I won't say anything.

My daughter.

Okay.

Oh, man.

It's been so long. Do you know the taste of my pussy?

Look.

My favorite cock.

You missed that mouth on your car.

Oh my gosh.

I'll do whatever you

Can you rub it on my clit?

Rub that cock on my clit.

Yeah, rub it on my clit.

Just like that.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Come on, put it.

Right now

Holy shit. Did you fucking miss it? God.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Holy shit.

Oh my gosh.

Poor dude.

God,

fuck. Why did I have to fucking leave?

You can't handle me.

You can't handle me, remember?

Oh, you were always hard to handle.

Uh.

Yes.

God damn.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Magic pussy, huh?

Better with age. You have magic pussy?

I do.

Oh!

Oh my gosh.

Yeah. Never met that.

Oh!

Oh, there we go, there we go. Yes. Oh.

Yes.

Yes. Oh.

Fuck.

God damn. Fuck me. Fuck me.

Oh, sure.

Holy shit.

Oh my gosh.

Wow.

You are something.

I

know.

I'm going to tease you some more.

You know what we've never, ever, ever done before?

Oh, it's not everything.

No, we haven't. Yeah, sure.

No, not everything.

Okay, yeah, okay.

I don't know what you're talking about, but I like it.

You've never seen my ass. Oh, my God.

You're kidding right?

I'm part of the family now. That's not how family works.

I'm going to my room.

Mom, you remember my room back when I lived here when you cared about our...

Babe, she told me not to stop.

Yeah, whatever.

Just forget it.

Oh, God, yeah.

It's unbelievable.

You're my mom.

I don't know what to say.

Yeah, okay.

Let's see. You're going to come for my ass. That's what you fucking say.

That's what you fucking say. Are you trying to get me divorced?

Yeah.

Go to your room!

And shut the fucking door!

I'm your fucking mother!

Oh, come on, Dean.

I thought you were going to your room.

No. What?

I should hurt you.

No, don't.

Don't. Don't.

Don't? No. You're fucking my mom. You're ridiculous.

Yeah,

no. This is unbelievable. Should I stop?

Mom, do you have anything to say?

Mom, you're so much better than you was before.

Before? What the fuck are you talking about before?

You guys have fucked before?

No, not like you think.

What do you mean not like?

Oh Really okay, so when I met you you guys had recently been

Yeah, I do

where this really is at the time. Yeah, no.

You're never going to get these again.

No?

No, because he wants these.

You can enjoy that, I guess.

Seriously?

You like older women now?

I do. Or you always have, apparently.

Well, we used to be together.

Oh, well, I guess you are older. It kind of fits, huh?

Seriously?

A new position?

Yes. Oh, yeah.

I'm sure.

You only do one hucking position with me and it's bullshit. Oh, don't even go

there. You're a missionary.

You remember that, don't you, Mom?

I'm sure you do.

Oh, gosh.

Disgusting. What are you going to do, Mom? Why are you still sitting here?

I'm standing.

Go upstairs to your room or get out of my...

Can I take my husband with me?

No, he's apparently divorcing you. Oh, he's divorcing me just like my dad is

divorcing you.

I'm divorcing your dad.

Oh, no, I don't think that's how it works. I think so.

No, no.

Oh, oh, he's going to let you ride it. Oh, okay.

That's right.

Yeah, he doesn't let me do that.

Okay. Well, all right.

Yeah.

Seriously? Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

At least I'm keeping it in the family

Yeah, you're going to fucking come for me. Oh my gosh.

I'm going to come.

I'm going to come.

I'm going to come.

I'm going to come.

I'm going to come. Yes.

I'm going to fucking come for you.

Right there.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Ridiculous. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I see why you were okay with me marrying him, just so you could steal him back

from me.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks.

Can we talk about this afterwards?

No, I don't know.

Listen, you're really fucking ruining it, okay? Yeah.

Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Let me leave you to your talking.

Enjoy that.

She's not going to be around as long as I am.

Okay, we get it.

How did you put up with her?

That's why she doesn't fucking live here anymore.

Oh my, if you put it that way.

For you

oh my god

I think I'm going to be in a lot of trouble.

But it was worth it.

No, you're not.

I'm your mother.

She does what I say.

She always has and she always will.