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Original subtitles

[ country music playing over radio ]

[ woman laughs ] THAT HURT.

- Man: CRAMPED IN HERE. - Woman: OH, YOU'RE A BASTARD.

- Man: YEAH, I KNOW THAT. - [ creaking ]

[ woman laughing ]

[ woman laughs ] OOH OOH OOH.

[ music continues ]

[ trailer creaks ]

[ woman gasps, whispering ] JACK'S BACK!

[ man whispering ] HUH? GOD.

OH, SHOOT.

THE FAT'S IN THE FIRE NOW.

[ woman whispers ]

Man: DAMN, WHERE'S MY PANTS?

MY LEFT BOOT'S UNDER THE TABLE.

[ woman laughs ]

- Man: GET ME MY HAT. - Woman: HERE.

RITA?

HEY, HONEY, OPEN UP.

HEY, RITA, OPEN THE DOOR. WAKE UP, HONEY.

IT'S ME, BIG DADDY.

I'M BACK FROM EL PASO.

COME ON, WAKE UP.

[ rustling ]

HEY, WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON IN THERE?

OPEN THIS DOOR!

YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW OR I'LL BREAK IT DOWN, YOU HEAR ME?!

RITA, I'LL BREAK IT DOWN!

- OH! - WHO'S THAT?

HEY, YOU! WHERE THE HELL IS MY SHOTGUN?

JACK, HONEY, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.

HONEY, WOULD YOU-- OH, COME ON--

GET OUT OF THE WAY, YOU SILLY LITTLE WHORE!

HEY, YOU, COME BACK HERE!

YOU COME BACK HERE!

COME BACK HERE!

YOU COME BACK HERE, YOU YELLOW CHICKENSHIT!

Man:HELL NO!

HOLD IT, CLETE! GOD DAMN IT!

- [ gunshot ] - HEY!

THAT SON OF A BITCH IS TRYIN' TO KILL US!

WHERE IN THE HELL DO YOU GET THAT "US"?

DID HE GET A GOOD LOOK AT YOU?

NOTHING HE COULD RECOGNIZE.

HAD THE WRONG END POINTED AT HIM.

[ laughing ]

WELL, I SURE HOPE SHE'S WORTH IT.

WELL, I'LL LET YOU KNOW IN...

FIVE TO SEVEN DAYS.

[ laughs ]

LISTEN, I DIDN'T GET MUCH SLEEP BACK THERE AND I'M A LITTLE TIRED.

WHEW. I'LL JUST GET A LITTLE SHUT-EYE.

HEY, CLETE, WOULD YOU MIND NOT SINGING THAT SONG AGAIN?

♪ I'M A RODEO COWBOY

♪ MY NAME IS JOE GATES-- ♪

HEY, IT'S A LITTLE HIGH, AIN'T IT?

♪ I'M A RODEO COWBOY

♪ MY NAME IS JOE GATES

♪ AND I OWN THE FASTEST ROPE ♪

♪ IN THE 48 STATES

♪ A BIG TROPHY BUCKLE

♪ AND BOOTS THAT IS BLUE ♪

♪ NOW I'LL WIND UP A MILLIONAIRE ♪

♪ BEFORE I GET THROUGH

♪ IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER ♪

♪ AT THE BIG DENVER SHOW

♪ NOW, I LOST MY ROPE, BOSS, IN THREE FEET OF SNOW ♪

♪ BUT I DON'T CUSS NOR GRUMBLE ♪

♪ I DON'T SING THE BLUES ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SURE TO GET RICH ♪

♪ IF I CAN JUST PAY MY DUES ♪

♪ NOW TO TUCSON AND PHOENIX ♪

♪ WE'LL GO IN THE SPRING ♪

♪ AND I'LL BE DOGGONE LUCKY IF I WIN A DERN THING ♪

♪ NOW TO GET TO THE FINALS ♪

♪ IT'LL TAKE ALL I OWN

♪ AND I'LL BE HOME BY CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ IF I FLOAT A SMALL LOAN ♪

♪ OH OH OH.

HEY, LEW,

COME OUT IF IT. WAKE UP.

- OH, WE'RE HERE? - YEAH.

Lew: YEAH...

YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I COME BACK HOME HERE,

IT ALWAYS REMINDS ME OF WHY I LEFT.

[ children chattering ]

YOU SURE YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING?

[ sighs ]

YEAH.

YEAH, I HAVE, I GUESS.

I'LL BE AT THE RODEO GROUNDS.

YEAH, WELL, WAIT JUST A MINUTE, WILL YOU, CLETE?

I, UH--

I BETTER SEE IF SHE'S ALONE.

- Woman: WHO'S THERE? - ME, HONEY.

- Woman: LEW? - YEAH.

OH, NO.

NO, NOT THIS TIME.

YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE, LEW.

JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

WE DROVE ALL THE WAY OVER FROM GLADEWATER.

NOW, I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU. HONEY?

WELL, YOU JUST GO RIGHT BACK TO GLADEWATER. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU!

LISTEN HERE NOW, LEW,

IT'S JUST BEEN TOO LONG.

LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU HEAR?

PLEASE...

JUST GO ON.

WELL, YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT?

YES.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA OPEN THE DOOR?

NO.

OKAY, WELL, THEN...

HELL, THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE.

LEW!

[ dog barking ]

[ laughs ]

HI, HONEY.

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

OH! JESUS!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

OH, GOD!

HEY, YOU GOT TO ME, DAMN YOU!

LISTEN, YOU JUST CAN'T EXPECT TO JUST COME BACK HERE

ANYTIME YOU WANT TO-- JUST COME FALLIN' BACK IN HERE.

OH, I DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU ANYMORE!

ALL THESE YEARS, ALL THIS--

YOU JUST CAN'T COME BACK HERE...

WHY'D YOU--

[ sobbing ] OH, LEW, I JUST CAN'T!

I JUST CAN'T-- I JUST CAN'T DO IT.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, HONEY, JUST--

JUST LET IT ALL COME OUT, THAT'S IT.

I JUST-- I JUST CAN'T-- CAN'T--

I CAN'T GET YOUR BUTTON.

DAMN BUTTON IS...

[ heavy breathing ]

- [ kisses ] - Lew: NO NO NO...

DAMN IT, THEY'RE TIGHT BUTTONS.

[ woman laughs ]

OHH, YEAH!

[ moaning, kissing ]

- [ gasps ] - Lew: JESUS CHRIST!

DIDN'T YOU GET THAT GODDAMN BED FIXED?

[ both laughing ]

Linda: I DIDN'T NEED TO-- YOU AIN'T BEEN AROUND!

[ silverware clinking ]

[ country music playing over radio ]

I'M NOT GONNA SIGN THOSE PAPERS, YOU KNOW.

WHAT?

THOSE DIVORCE PAPERS YOU KEEP SENDING ME AND I KEEP SENDING BACK?

I'M NOT GONNA SIGN 'EM.

WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN I'LL TAKE YOU TO COURT.

IT'S JUST THAT THIS WAY'D BE A LOT EASIER,

LESS EXPENSIVE.

YEAH, WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT GONNA STAY?

OH, SHOOT!

I'M GONNA BE LATE, THAT'S ALL.

MR. WELLINGTON'LL BE MADDER THAN HELL. YOU CAN BET ON THAT.

OH WELL, TO HELL WITH HIM.

OH YEAH. OH YEAH, TO HELL WITH HIM.

OH BOY, YOU SURE STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WORKIN' MEANS, DO YOU?

WORK? WELL, RODEOING IS WORKING. DON'T YOU THINK IT AIN'T.

WELL, WE GOT A DATE LATER, RIGHT?

WHAT TIME DO I PICK YOU UP?

I TOLD YOU, I'M BUSY.

- WITH THIS OWENS FELLA? - THAT'S RIGHT.

WELL HELL, BREAK IT.

I CAN'T.

USED CAR SALESMAN. JESUS.

HE OWNS A USED-CAR DEALERSHIP.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S...

STILL A CAR SALESMAN.

WELL, DON'T YOU KNOCK IT, BABY.

SO WERE YOU.

IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.

COME ON, HONEY, BREAK IT, HUH?

I CAN'T AND I WON'T.

YOU GOT THE HOTS FOR THIS FELLA OR SOMETHIN'?

HE THINKS A LOT OF ME.

AND HE THINKS A LOT OF BOBBY.

HE'S VERY GOOD WITH HIM, YOU KNOW?

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT,

BECAUSE YOU CAN GO LIVE COMMON LAW WITH HIM

'CAUSE I AIN'T GONNA SIGN THOSE DIVORCE PAPERS.

AH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT, CAN YOU?

NO, YOU GOT TO HAVE IT ALL SIGNED, SEALED AND DELIVERED, RIGHT?

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH A LITTLE RESPECTABILITY?

COME ON, HONEY, I MEAN,

ALL HE'S AFTER IS A LITTLE EASY LOVIN'.

I MEAN, YOU WAVE A MARRIAGE LICENSE IN FRONT OF HIM,

HE'S GONNA RUN FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET...

[ mimics gunshot ]

OH, BOY, THAT--

THAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING, ISN'T IT?

IT'S JUST A CRYIN' SHAME THAT YOU THINK

THAT EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE WORLD

THINKS JUST EXACTLY THE WAY YOU THINK.

- WELL, WHAT THE HELL ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK? - NOTHIN'!

JUST NOTHIN'. NOTHIN'.

[ country music playing ]

NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK ANYTHING.

I MEAN, YOU OUGHT TO KNOW BY NOW, LEW,

I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO THINK ANY--

I DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING FROM YOU.

NOTHING IS EXPECTED OF YOU.

I MEAN, JUST ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO DO ANYTHING.

NOTHIN' NOTHIN' NOTHIN'.

- JUST ABSOLUTELY NOTH-- - OH, SHUT UP!

LISTEN, I SURE WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU BROKE IT,

ESPECIALLY FOR TONIGHT.

WHY SHOULD I?

WELL, 'CAUSE I'D LIKE TO BE WITH YOU.

A LITTLE RESPECTABILITY THAT I CAN GIVE YOU...

ALL SIGNED, SEALED AND...

YOU GONNA USE 'EM?

YOU BET YOUR ASS.

JUST AS SOON AS THE NEXT TIME YOU WALK OUTTA HERE.

- [ country music playing ] - [ tires screech ]

WELL, YOU GONNA BREAK IT NOW?

NO, I'M NOT.

WATCH THOSE BRAKES NOW, WILL YA? I MIGHT HAVE TO PUMP 'EM UP AT TIMES.

I'LL NEED THE CAR BACK TOMORROW MORNING.

UH, PUT A QUART OF OIL IN IT, WILL YA?

YEAH, YOU GIVE MY LOVE TO OL' ROYCE OWENS FOR ME, HUH?

YEAH.

BYE.

BYE.

- GET! - ALL RIGHT, BRING 'EM ON.

WHOA, BOY. WHOA WHOA.

OH, EASY, BOY! EASY! EASY!

- Man: GET ON OUTTA THERE! - Man #2: WHOA!

- ALL RIGHT, GET THE BULLS. - HOW'S IT GOIN'?

OH, PRETTY GOOD.

- HEY, HO. - Clete: COME ON OUTTA THERE, BULLY.

HYAH, BULL! HYAH HYAH HYAH!

[ men shouting ]

THERE'S A RANK OL' SON OF A BUCK,

ABOUT KILLED AN OLD BOY LAST WEEK.

- [ cattle moos ] - Clete: THERE'S ONE REAL HONKER IN THAT HERD.

AND I SAY... HE CAN BE RODE,

BUT IT'LL SURE TAKE A BULLRIDER TO HANDLE HIM.

- [ horse neighing ] - YEAH, WITH A FEED SACK FULL OF ROSIN AND SIX BIBLES.

THE LAST OL' COWBOY THAT RODE THAT BULL GOT THROWN SO HIGH

- THAT BIRDS BUILT A NEST IN HIS HAT BEFORE HE LANDED. - [ laughs ]

- I'M GONNA TAKE A LEAK, GET ENTERED UP, AND GET DRUNK. - LOWELL, I'LL GO WITH YOU.

- IN WHAT ORDER? - Lowell: AH, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.

WHAT THE HELL THEY DOIN' DOWN THERE?

OH, THEY'RE TRYIN' OUT SOME HORSES.

WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR GEAR AND GET ON ONE?

HEY, I GOT US A PLACE AT THE STARLITE MOTEL.

- THE STARLITE? - YEAH, NOT TOO BAD EITHER FOR SIX BUCKS.

OH, HERE.

GOD DANG, I ALMOST FORGOT.

HERE, HERE'S SOME ENTRANCE FEE MONEY.

I GOT AN ADVANCE FROM HARRY

ON MY CLOWNIN' CONTRACT.

AFTER THAT'S GONE, WHY, BY GOLLY, WE'RE STRAIGHT TO THE BOTTOM.

WELL, HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE?

OH, I HELD OUT $30 FOR ME.

CLETE, DO YOU THINK I OUGHT TO GET IN THE BRONC RIDE?

I DON'T KNOW, IT MIGHT BE KINDA TOUGH.

LARRY MAHAN AND THAT WILSON KID'S DOWN HERE.

OF COURSE, IF YOU DRAW A DECENT HORSE,

YOU MIGHT BE ALL RIGHT.

THERE'S SOME GOOD HORSES IN THIS HERD.

WELL, HELL, HE CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL.

WELL, HELL, GO ON AND GET IN IT.

OH, PICK ME UP A JUG WHEN YOU GET TO TOWN.

I MIGHT NOT BE FINISHED HERE BEFORE 6:00.

- YEAH, I'LL DO IT. - YOU NEED THE PICK-UP KEYS?

NO NO NO NO, I GOT LINDA'S CAR.

HEY, HOW'D THAT WORK OUT?

OH, SAME AS ALWAYS. SHE'S A GOOD WOMAN.

TOO DAMN GOOD FOR YOU.

YEAH, I KNOW IT.

[ gasps ]

GET TO SEE THE BOY?

NO, HE'S WORKIN' ON A RANCH UP NORTH.

HE WORKS UP THERE A FEW WEEKS EVERY YEAR.

- WHY, THAT-- THAT LITTLE DEVIL. - HE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW.

- THAT WON'T HURT HIM NONE. - NO. DRIVIN' ALREADY.

- OH, YOU'RE KIDDING! - NO.

DAMN, I'M GETTIN' OLD, CLETE.

YEAH.

IT'S TOO BAD, BY GOLLY,

THAT BRAINS DON'T COME WITH AGE, AIN'T IT?

Lew: MY MY.

I'LL BE DAMNED, IT'S OLD BIG DADDY HOME FROM EL PASO.

YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR WRONG END POINTED THE OTHER WAY.

YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO RECOGNIZE YOU, DO YOU?

YEAH, YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.

[ whispers ] HELLO, RITA, HONEY.

- YOUR OLD MAN'S A LOUSY SHOT. - Clete: HEY, I'M GONNA GO CHECK THE WATER IN THE BULL PEN.

- YOU CAN GO ON. - YEAH, OKAY.

- Man: GIVE HER A GOOD RIDE. - [ men cheering ]

- Man: HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT? - Man #2: I'LL BUY HIM.

HOW'RE YOU DOING, EVERETT? PRACTICING GETTING UP, HUH?

COME ON, LEW.

THAT DIRTY OLD GREEN HORSE HAD A LOT MORE POWER THAN IT LOOKED LIKE.

OH, HELL, IT LOOKED LIKE PURE WHIPPED CREAM FROM WHERE I WAS STANDING.

YEAH, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO GET BY HIM.

DAMN, EVERETT, WE USED TO PUNCH COWS ON HORSES TOUGHER THAN THAT.

- OH. - OH, BOY, YOU'RE SURE DOIN' AN AWFUL LOT OF TALKIN'.

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU GET UP THERE AND TRY IT.

I GOT ME A LITTLE OL' BAREBACK HORSE OVER THERE

THAT'LL JERK YOUR BUTT OUTTA THE TULLIES.

REALLY? WELL, WHY DON'T WE GO HAVE A LOOK

AT THIS BAD THING OLD JACK'S GOT OVER THERE.

- WHERE IS HE? - COME ON.

- Lew: AW, HELL. - Clete: HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?

WELL, THESE OLD BOYS HERE DON'T THINK I CAN RIDE

THIS DOG MEAT HERE.

HMM, HOW MUCH MONEY THEY GOT?

OH, WE GOT ENOUGH. QUESTION IS, HOW MUCH YOU GOT?

OH, I RECKON WE COULD

PROBABLY SCARE UP A HUNDRED, HUH, LEW?

HELL, YEAH.

- OH, I'VE GOT TO SPUR HIM OUT? - YEAH YEAH.

- WELL, WHAT ARE MY ODDS? - WELL, YOU'VE BEEN MOUTHIN' OFF ABOUT HOW YOU CAN

JERK OUT ANYTHING I GOT-- NOW WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT ODDS FOR?

- HOW FAR DO I HAVE TO RIDE HIM? - WELL, MAKE IT OFFICIAL-- EIGHT SECONDS.

[ horse neighs ]

WELL, JACK, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO.

SINCE THIS IS MY EVENT, WHY DON'T WE MAKE IT

A $150 TO $100, AND I'LL CONTEST HIM ALL THE WAY.

OH, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD, LATHROP.

YOU DO THE BEST YOU CAN.

YOU AIN'T GONNA GET PAST THE END OF THAT GATE, NOHOW.

[ laughter ]

WHO'S GOT A GLOVE AND A RIGGIN'?

OH, SHOOT.

WOULD YOU BOYS KIND OF GIVE US SOME ROOM HERE?

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS OLD PONY'S GONNA DO.

GET AHOLD OF IT.

HOLD SOMETHIN'.

[ Clete whispering ] KEEP YOUR BACK COVERED,

SO OLD JACK CAN'T SEE WHAT WE'RE DOIN' HERE.

THAT OLD BOY SURE IS A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT.

[ whispering ] YEAH, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT

THAT LITTLE RITA THOUGH. SHE STILL TURNS ME ON.

[ whispering ] ARE YOU BACK NAILIN' HER AGAIN, LEW?

JUST A LITTLE.

YEAH, DAMN NEAR GOT HIMSELF SHOT THIS MORNING DOIN' IT.

OH, YOU'RE A DIRTY GUY, LEW.

THAT'S IT, THAT'LL TIE YOUR BUTT ON HIM.

OKAY, LET HIM UP.

- Lew: HI'YA! - [ men cheering ]

[ laughs ] LET ME THROUGH!

[ whispers ] HIDE THAT DAMN THONG. HIDE THAT DAMN THONG.

[ all laughing ]

- Lew: WHAT IS IT, JACK? - Jack: WELL, GOD DAMN.

[ Lew laughs ]

YOU KNOW, I WAS LOOKIN' FOR SOME BREAD IN MY HAND THERE, PARDNER.

I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D DO THAT!

- I KNOW YOU DIDN'T. - THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD RIDE.

WHAT YOU BEEN PRACTICIN' ON?

Lew: YEAH, WELL, I...

I HAVE BEEN GETTIN' IN A LITTLE WHEN I CAN, JACK.

THANK YOU, MUCH OBLIGED FOR...

ALL YOU DONE FOR US.

I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD RIDE HIM EITHER.

Larry: HEY, IT WASN'T LIKE CHEATIN', WAS IT?

Lew: WELL, LIKE THE FELLA SAYS,

IF YOU AIN'T CHEATIN', YOU AIN'T TRYIN'.

[ Larry chuckles ]

Man: OKAY, BOYS, WE GOT SOME MORE HORSES TO TRY.

COME ON, BUCK, YOU'RE NEXT.

[ country music playing ]

DID YOU GET MY BOTTLE?

NO, I'M GONNA GO PICK IT UP AS SOON AS I FINISH HERE.

- WHAT'S YOUR CARD NUMBER, LEW? - 1781.

- WHAT DO YOU WANT IN? - SADDLE BRONCS, BULLS.

WORKING THEM SISSY EVENTS, HUH, LEW?

OOH, HELLO THERE, LOWELL.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FLY.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU DON'T NEED NO TALENT.

ALL YOU NEED IS HUEVOS.

ALL I NEED IS YOUR MONEY.

THAT'LL BE $25 FOR THE BULLS, AND $30 FOR THE SADDLE BRONCS.

- RELAX. - LOWELL, ARE YOU BACK HERE TRYIN' AGAIN?

TOO DUMB TO QUIT. HOW MUCH FOR TEAM ROPIN'?

THAT'S $30 A MAN, AND YOU CAN ENTER TWICE.

DAMN! THAT IS $60.

BLOWS MY DANCING LESSONS ALL TO HELL.

HEY, THERE'S AN OL' YELLER BULL...

HERE YOU GO, EUNICE-- SADDLE BRONCS, BULLS.

NO, I HAVE DONE THAT STUFF MANY TIMES. I WILL PASS.

BULLRIDERS ARE FULL OF BULL-LONEY.

- Lew: HOW THE HELL'D YOU GET DOWN HERE? - [ phone ringing ]

OH, I FLEW DOWN HERE IN MY LITTLE PINK HELICOPTER.

- HOW THE HELL'D YOU EXPECT? - WELL, YEAH YEAH.

LEW, TELEPHONE. SOME LADY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

OH HO.

HEY, LEW, I THINK THAT'S YOUR BEST EVENT.

THAT'S HIS ONLY EVENT.

[ guys laugh ]

- HELLO. - [ silence ]

YOU DID? OH, THAT'S REAL GOOD.

SPEAKIN' OF EVENTS, ARE YOU IN THE WILD-COW MILKING?

- ABOUT 11:30 TONIGHT. - I SEE-- DID YOU DRAW GOOD?

- I AIN'T SEEN HER YET. - WELL, WHAT'S HER NAME?

[ laughter ]

WELL, YEAH, I'LL PICK YOU UP. WHAT TIME? WHAT TIME?

OKAY, WELL, I'LL--

I'LL BE THERE.

BYE.

- HEY, TRAV. - YEAH?

HERE'S THAT $20 I OWE YOU. I WAS HOPIN' I WASN'T GONNA SEE

THAT LITTLE PRETTY PINK HELICOPTER YOU GOT DOWN HERE.

THANKS.

I'LL SEE YA LATER, HUH?

KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN, LEW.

Lew: I'LL DO THAT.

AND DON'T FORGET MY JUG!

I'LL DO 'ER.

$41.95, LEW.

$41.95?

NOT FOR THIS IMITATION, MR. JACKSON.

YOU'RE ROBBIN' THE PEOPLE.

TAKE CARE, NOW.

[ tires screeching ]

Officer: HEY, LATHROP!

WELL, HOWDY, MEL!

YOU MADE A U-TURN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MAIN STREET THERE.

YOU KNOW THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW?

YOU'RE STILL KINDA LOOSE WITH YOUR LIP, LEW.

I CAN'T HELP THAT-- IT'S MY BAD UPBRINGIN'.

GOT MY ROOM READY?

YOU BETTER BELIEVE I GOT 'EM READY.

YEAH, I FIGURED YOU WOULD.

WHAT BRINGS YOU BACK TO TRANCTON?

IT COULDN'T BE THE RODEO, NOW, COULD IT?

NO, IT COULD.

NOW YOU JUST KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN, HEAR?

OH, I GOT MY HANKY... RIGHT HERE!

I MEAN WHAT I SAID, LEW.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

[ siren blaring ]

[ country music playing ]

♪ WELL, I THINK HOME FOLKS ARE JEALOUS ♪

♪ FOLKS AT HOME ARE KINDA LOOKIN' DOWN ON ME ♪

♪ BUT THEY'RE GONNA TURN THEIR NOSE UP WHEN YOU'RE GROWED UP ♪

♪ AND YOU SHOW THEM THAT YOU'RE FREE ♪

♪ WHO'S THAT PISTOL-PACKIN' MAMA ♪

♪ STANDIN' SEXY, SMILIN' OVER ACROSS THE STREET? ♪

♪ WELL, I'LL HAVE TO SEE YOU LATER ♪

♪ WHEN I'M HIGHER, I'M TOO BUSY NOW TO SPEAK ♪

♪ NOT TO SAY THAT WHAT I'M DOING'S RIGHT ♪

♪ BUT I'LL HAVE A BIGGER TIME THAN YOU TONIGHT ♪

♪ SO GO HOME TO YOUR NEWSPAPER AND WIFE ♪

♪ I'M EASY MADE FOR LOVIN' ♪

♪ I'M A WALKIN' BOOK OF LIFE! ♪

♪ WELL, I KNOW THAT FRIENDS HAVE CHANGED ♪

♪ AND CHANGING FRIENDSHIPS FROM YOUR FRIENDS ♪

♪ CAN DO YOU IN

♪ SO I DON'T DEPEND ON NO ONE ♪

♪ BUT THE ONE THAT I CALL ME ♪

♪ TO BE MY FRIEND

♪ BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR A BANG UP WITH NO HANG UP ♪

♪ THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE'LL DO ♪

♪ WE'LL GO CHASE THE MOON TILL SUNUP ♪

♪ WHEN IT COMES UP I'LL BE GONE ♪

♪ AND WE'LL BE THROUGH

♪ I AIN'T GUILTY OF A THING ♪

♪ AND I AIN'T RUNNIN'

♪ BUT JAIL'S A'FULL OF FOLKS THAT DIDN'T DONE IT ♪

♪ AND NOT TO SAY THAT WHAT I'M DOING'S RIGHT ♪

♪ I'M EASY MADE FOR LOVIN' ♪

♪ I'M A WALKIN' BOOK OF LIFE! ♪

THERE WE ARE.

ALL VERY LEGAL.

THANK YOU, MR. WEBBER.

- YOU'RE ALL SIGNED UP FOR ANOTHER YEAR. - Mr. Webber: OH...

COMPLIMENTS OF THE HOUSE.

WHY, THANK YOU.

PLEASURE TO DO BUSINESS WITH YOU.

I MUST BE GETTIN' OLD.

- WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, LATHROP? - WHO'S SHE?

WELL, IF IT WAS ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, I'D TELL YA.

AW, COME ON, MR. WEBBER,

WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN'?

GIVIN' AWAY FREE FIREWATER TO THE LOCALS?

COME ON, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

WELL, I'LL HAVE A COUPLE BOTTLES OF THAT FREE CUTTY SARK,

A BOTTLE OF THAT FREE CHRISTIAN BROTHERS,

THREE SIX-PACKS OF LONE STAR...

SIX PACKS OF LUCKY STRIKE CIGARETTES.

IS THAT ONE OF THEM LITTLE MOON GIRLS?

THE ONLY FOLKS I KNOW AROUND HERE

WITH MONEY ENOUGH TO OWN AN AUTOMOBILE LIKE THAT.

DAMN, IT KIND OF MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE...

WITH ALL THAT MONEY.

OLD JOHN MOON,

OLD BEAD-STRINGIN' INDIAN,

BUYIN' UP ALL THAT WORTHLESS LAND AROUND,

PEOPLE SELL IT TO HIM, THINKIN' THEY'RE STEALIN' HIS MONEY.

DRILLS A FEW HOLES, AND...

UP COMES THE OIL.

DAMN.

WELL, I GUESS HE ENDS UP OWNING ABOUT...

EVERYTHING IN TOWN, RIGHT?

INCLUDIN' THE LIQUOR STORE?

YEAH, DON'T THAT MAKE YOU GIGGLE?

$25.63.

[ tires screech ]

AREN'T YOU LEW LATHROP?

THAT'S RIGHT, HONEY, THE ONE AND ONLY.

YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU?

NOT LIKE THIS, I DON'T.

YOU USED TO HANG AROUND WITH MY BROTHER, CHARLIE MOON.

OH, YEAH.

HOW IS OLD CHARLIE?

HE'S A BIG EXECUTIVE NOW.

HE HELPS DADDY RUN THE OIL BUSINESS AND EVERYTHING.

WELL... THE MOON FAMILY FINALLY LEARNED

TO LIVE WITH ALL THAT...

MONEY.

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING LATELY?

OH, REAL GOOD, HELL.

REAL GOOD, FREE AND EASY, YOU KNOW.

SO I FINALLY GET TO KNOW THE GREAT LEW LATHROP.

[ chuckles ]

POOR CHARLIE.

HIS FAVORITE STORIES ARE STILL ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU.

YEAH, WE KIND OF KEPT THE JAIL WARM,

BLOOD BROTHERS IN THE OL' POKEY.

AND TO THINK I HAD A CRUSH ON YOU

SINCE I WAS 11.

YOU WERE MY CHILDHOOD FANTASY.

NO KIDDIN'?

WELL, HOW'D THAT GO?

I WAS AN INDIAN PRINCESS

AND YOU CAME RIDING ON YOUR BIG, WHITE BUCKING HORSE

AND REACHED DOWN AND SWOOPED ME OFF TO THE FOREST.

WHAT'D WE DO THERE?

WE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

YOU GIVE MY LOVE TO YOUR BROTHER NOW, YA HEAR?

[ tires screech ]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN' NOW?

I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.

♪ WELL, I THINK SOME FOLKS ARE JEALOUS ♪

♪ THE FOLKS AT HOME ARE KINDA LOOKIN' DOWN ON ME ♪

♪ BUT THEY'RE GONNA TURN THEIR NOSE UP WHEN YOU'RE GROWED UP ♪

♪ AND YOU SHOW 'EM THAT YOU'RE FREE ♪

♪ WHO'S THAT PISTOL-PACKIN' MAMA ♪

♪ STANDIN' SEXY, SMILIN' OVER ACROSS THE STREET? ♪

♪ WELL, I'LL HAVE TO SEE YOU LATER WHEN I'M HIGHER ♪

♪ I'M TOO BUSY NOW TO SPEAK. ♪

[ vocalizing ]

[ honks horn ]

[ bird caws ]

HELLO!

Man: HELLO, LEW.

I FIGURED IT WAS YOU WHEN I HEARD THE CAR PULL UP.

I WASN'T SURE, BUT I FIGURED.

OLD UNCLE HARLEY, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU, OLD BUGGER?

OH, ABOUT THE SAME.

EVERYTHING'S FALLIN' APART AROUND HERE.

- [ laughs ] YEAH. - I GOT TO GET THIS OLD TRUCK BACK TO RUNNIN'.

YEAH, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH IT?

NOT SURE. ELECTRICAL SYSTEM, I THINK.

- OH, YEAH, HERE'S A BEER. - OH, THANKS.

A LITTLE WARM, BUT I THINK IT'LL STILL DRINK.

[ cans clang ]

- HERE, I BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT. - OH, THANKS.

HOW YOU BEEN DOIN', UNCLE HARLEY?

OH, ABOUT THE SAME.

WHAT YOU DOIN' UP THIS WAY, LEW?

- Lew: RODEO. - OH, THAT'S AROUND AGAIN, IS IT?

YOU AIN'T BEEN BACK FOR IT A FEW TIMES.

THREE YEARS.

WANT TO COME SEE IT FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE?

OH, NO, I DON'T BELONG AROUND THERE, LEW.

YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO LEAVE YOUR OLD PROPERTY HERE, THAT'S YOUR TROUBLE.

NO, THIS IS GOOD FOR ME HERE.

YOU STILL GOT THAT OLD HORSE?

- [ horse softly neighs ] - OLD GEORGE?

YEAH, GOD, HE'S STILL AROUND.

YEAH, THAT OLD HORSE REALLY BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.

HE MUST BE OLDER THAN BOTH OF US.

HE'S TOO DAMN MEAN TO LAY DOWN, I GUESS.

HE'S BEEN A GOOD HORSE.

JUST TAKIN' IT EASY AROUND HERE ANYMORE.

HEY, UNCLE HARLEY, YOU EVER...

THINK ABOUT SELLIN' THIS OLD PLACE,

MOVIN' INTO TOWN,

YOU TAKIN' IT EASY, DOIN' A LITTLE LIVIN'?

NO. NO.

- NO, NEVER DID, HUH? - MMM.

WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.

NO, I'M FINE.

YEAH, WELL, I'VE BEEN DOIN' PRETTY GOOD IN THE WINNERS LATELY,

I CAN LET YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT IF YOU WANT IT.

NO, YOU GO ON AND KEEP IT. YOU'LL BE NEEDIN' IT FOR YOURSELF.

YOU SURE NOW? I GOT PLENTY.

I'M FINE. I DON'T NEED MUCH.

WELL, TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO. I'LL...

BUY YOU ANOTHER BEER.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. THAT'S FINE.

Harley: HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE CEMETERY, LEW?

NO.

YOU HEARD WHEN SHE DIED, DID YOU?

YEAH.

SHE HAD A LOT OF REGRETS ABOUT THINGS SHE DONE IN HER LIFE.

IT'D BE NICE IF YOU DROVE OUT AND SAW HER GRAVE.

OH, I DON'T KNOW WHY I SHOULD DRIVE ALL THE WAY OUT THERE

TO PAY MY RESPECTS TO A DEAD WHORE.

SHE DROVE MY DADDY TO HIS GRAVE.

I DON'T HAVE TO GO OUT AND SEE HERS.

WELL, YOU GO AND DO WHAT YOU THINK RIGHT.

HE HAD IT IN HIM TO FORGIVE HER.

SHE'S OUT THERE BURIED NEXT TO HIM, IS SHE?

YEP, SHE IS.

[ car starts ]

- [ country music playing ] - OKAY, GUYS.

RIGHT ABOUT THERE, PARDNER.

IF YOU MAKE THAT, YOU'RE ONE HELL OF A POOL PLAYER.

OH! SON OF A...

I'LL HAVE A C.B. AND ICE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ICE FOR?

I'VE SEEN A LOT OF THEM FAIRIES THAT COULD DRINK THAT STUFF STRAIGHT.

- JUST GET YOUR $5 UP THERE. - [ laughter ]

CAN I GET TWO C.B.s AND ICE, PLEASE?

TWO C.B.s WITH ICE COMING UP.

HEY, DAVE, HARVE.

- WELL WELL. - HOW ARE YOU, MAN?

BIG RODEO COWBOY BACK IN TOWN.

YOU STILL FALLIN' ON YOUR HEAD, LATHROP?

WELL, NOW, LISTEN,

YOU BOYS STILL JERKIN' AROUND WITH THEM PIPES, I SEE.

AT LEAST IT BEATS STEPPIN' AROUND KNEE-DEEP IN THEM COW FLOPS.

OH, LISTEN, THAT'S GOOD STUFF.

IT CLEANS YOUR PIMPLES RIGHT OUT.

WHAT DID HE SAY?

I THINK HE ASKED IF WE'D SEEN HIS OLD LADY AROUND.

YEP, THE BEST IN ALL TAPS COUNTY.

I WONDER IF HE KNOWS SHE'S THE BEST LAY IN TOWN.

WELL, LEASTWISE, OLD ROYCE OWENS THINKS SO.

[ laughs ]

THAT'S WHAT HE KEEPS TELLIN' EVERYBODY. [ laughs ]

[ patrons murmuring ]

COME ON, LEW.

CALM DOWN. SETTLE DOWN.

SOMEBODY DRAG THEM BASTARDS OUT OF HERE.

HERE, HAVE A DRINK.

THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE BEING FUNNY.

Man: BOY, YOU SURE GOT A FAT ONE THIS TIME, LEW.

WHAT'D HE SAY TO YOU, ANYHOW?

OH, HE WAS JUST MOUTHING OFF ABOUT LINDA.

OH, GOD!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK HER UP TWO AND A HALF HOURS AGO.

WELL, COME ON, I'LL RUN YOU OVER.

NO, I GOT HER CAR.

HELL, I'LL GO WITH YOU. COME ON.

LOWELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

WELL, GOD DAMN, BE CAREFUL.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, CLETE, WILL YA?

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU STARTED TRYIN'.

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP PLAYIN' NURSEMAID TO HIM, HUH, CLETE?

YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH, LOWELL.

YOU COULD HAVE GOT IT FIXED, BUT HE JUST LEFT.

THE TRUTH HURTS, DON'T IT, BUDDY?

OH, HE DOES ALL RIGHT.

OH, YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT HIS WINNINGS, SO NUMEROUS I LOST COUNT.

YOU MUST BE RICH ON HALF ALL HIS MONEY.

HANK, BRING US A BEER.

[ country music playing on radio ]

SHE'S GONNA KILL ME.

AW, WELL, WHAT THE HELL AM I HURRYING FOR?

- [ tires screeching ] - WHOA!

[ dog barking ]

Lew: OH, THE BRAKES ON YOUR CAR.

OH, HONEY, I'M-- I'M REALLY SORRY.

I JUST-- WAS GOT TO TALKIN',

AND TIME WENT BY, AND I JUST GOT BENT OUT OF SHAPE.

YEAH, RIGHT, OKAY.

I'M SORRY.

- THERE. - OH...

BY GOD, YOU MUST BE OWENS, HUH?

ROYCE OWENS.

LEW LATHROP.

YES, I KNOW.

SOBER, ROYCE?

YEP.

BY GOD, LET'S FIGHT.

UM, UH...

FIGHT?

OH, I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, LEW.

I WAS JUST LEAVIN'.

UM, UH, ROYCE GAVE ME A LIFT HOME, LEW.

I CALLED HIM, I ASKED HIM.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELL, GOOD NIGHT, LINDA.

- THANK YOU AGAIN. - LEW.

OH, TOMORROW WHEN BOB GETS HERE,

WHY, HAVE HIM STOP BY, WILL YA?

- YEAH, I WILL. - OH NO, HELL, TOMORROW'S--

BOB'S GOT TO GO TO THE RODEO WITH ME. YOU'RE COMIN' TOO, AIN'T YA, HONEY?

- NO, I'LL BE WORKIN'. - WORK? OH HELL, HONEY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WORKIN'?

WHO'S GONNA GO TO A MOTION PICTURE WHEN THERE'S A RODEO IN TOWN, HUH, ROY?

IT'S JUST SOMETHIN' EXTRA THAT-- JUST KEEPIN' UP THE BOOKS.

YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN TELL 'EM YOU CAN DO IT SOME OTHER TIME.

NO NO, I PROMISED.

WELL, HELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT,

THAT'S THE WAY IT'LL BE.

BOB'S COMIN' TO THE RODEO THOUGH.

OH YEAH, WELL, HE'S GOIN' ANYWAY.

ROYCE BOUGHT HIM A TICKET.

YEAH, BUT HE'S GONNA BE IN THE CHUTES WITH ME,

HE'S NOT GONNA BE STANDING IN THE STANDS.

HEY, ROYCE,

GOD DAMN, LET'S GO HAVE A DRINK.

OH, NO NO, WAIT A MINUTE.

- COME ON, ROYCE! - TOMORROW'S A BIG DAY FOR YOU.

AND LEW...

GOOD LUCK TOMORROW.

YEAH, WELL, THANK YOU, ROYCE.

- GOOD NIGHT, ROYCE. - GOOD NIGHT, LINDA.

BYE, ROYCE.

DAMN, HE'S A...

BIG OL' SON OF A BUCK, AIN'T HE?

[ dishes clanging ]

- HEY, HONEY, I'M REALLY S-- - OH, LEW!

I TELL YOU, SOMETIMES YOU JUST ACT LIKE A--

A COMPLETE IDIOT!

I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M SORRY!

[ dishes clang ]

I WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT AND HAVE SOME GOOD FOOD,

AND WE'LL GO DANCING,

HAVE A NICE DINNER SOMEPLACE,

AND A LITTLE ROMANCING, MAKE LOVE ALL NIGHT LONG.

YEAH, I'M SORRY, BABY.

- I KNOW. - I AM.

I KNOW YOU ARE.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S JUST THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY WAY TO GET HOME.

- OH, LEW! - [ dishes clang ]

YOU OKAY?

WHEW...

I JUST GOT A LITTLE LOADED THERE.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

ARE YOU GONNA BE SICK?

NO, I HOPE NOT.

UH-OH, COME ON.

COME ON, YOU COME TO BED NOW. COME ON.

- YOU CAN GET SOME SLEEP. - WE'RE GOING TO BED?

YEAH. COME ON.

HEY HEY, WAIT.

OLD... ROYCE...

DAMN, WELL, HE'S A-- I LIKE HIM.

AIN'T THAT SOMETHIN'?

OLD BOY'S TRYIN' TO STEAL MY OLD LADY

AND I LIKE HIM.

SHOWS THE SOME GODDAMN KIND OF FOOL THAT I AM.

WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE.

[ marching band playing ]

[ crowd applauding ]

[ country dance music playing ]

- HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? - THEY'RE GREAT.

[ mariachi music playing ]

LET'S GO.

[ whistle tooting ]

[ marching band playing ]

HERE HE COMES.

THERE SHE IS! WAIT A SECOND, I SEE HER!

I GOT HER! I GOT HER!

HEY, LEW! HOW YOU DOIN', LEW?

CHARLIE, HOW YOU BEEN THERE?

[ mutters ] BIG-MOUTHED SON OF A BITCH.

I THINK I LIKE THESE BETTER ANYHOW, DON'T YOU?

YEAH, IT WAS WORTH IT JUST TO SEE THE LOOK

- ON THAT OLD MAN'S FACE. - BOY, I'LL SAY IT WAS.

- HOWDY THERE, MR. JACKSON. - HOWDY, MR. JACKSON.

Jackson: HEY, LEW! COME BACK HERE!

YOU THIEVIN' NO-GOOD-- COME BACK HERE!

Announcer over P.A.: And here we go, Larry Mahan,

Crystal, Texas, and the horse, Grand National.

Here's our five-time all-around champ of the world

showing the form that earned him the title.

[ crowd cheering ]

Larry really doin' a fine job,

spurring up forward all the way through the ride.

- [ buzzer sounds ] - And pick-up men move in to make the recovery.

We're going to check with our judges here and see how they score it.

Remember, we score each ride one to 25.

One marking for the bucking horse,

and one to 25 for the cowboy.

Lew: BY GOD, LARRY, YOU'VE JUST BROKE EVERYBODY'S HEART.

HEY, LEW, THIS IS KIND OF A HEART-BREAKIN' GAME.

[ laughs ] HEY, THIS IS MY BOY BOB, LARRY.

HI, BOB, GOOD TO SEE YA.

YOU GONNA BE A BRONCO-RIDER LIKE YOUR OLD MAN?

- MMM. - I DON'T KNOW.

[ crowd chattering ]

DAMN, WHAT HAPPENED TO...

Lew: WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE HE BROKE A--

AN ARM OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW.

GEEZ, I BET THAT HURTS.

BOY, HE'S HAD HIS SHARE OF BAD LUCK.

HERE.

THANK YOU.

IT WON'T START HURTIN' YET, BUT...

OH, MAN.

DID YOU EVER BREAK AN ARM?

NO NO NO, I BUSTED A KNEECAP ONCE.

Rodeo announcer: Here we go.

Everett's ridin' him like he owns him,

and doin' a great job of spurrin' him.

- [ buzzer sounds ] - BOYS, LET'S GO!

Rodeo announcer: Butch Cody, Cedarville, Kansas,

and Witch Doctor.

And ladies and gentlemen, that completes our bareback riding.

Let's go to the calf-roping contest.

AND HERE'S A SKILLED EVENT. A LOT DEPENDS

ON THE FINE HORSE THE COWBOY RIDES.

REMEMBER, THEY RIDE QUARTER HORSES NOT ONLY FOR SPEED,

BUT FOR THEIR ABILITY TO WORK THE ROPE

AFTER THE CATCH IS MADE ON THE CALF.

LET'S GO TO THE ROPING CHUTE, AND ROY ECHEVARY

of Clovis, New Mexico is to be our first roper.

HEY, THERE'S ROYCE.

HEY, ROYCE!

YOU KINDA LIKE HIM, HUH?

OH, YEAH, HE'S A GOOD GUY.

HE'S A-- HE'S KINDA QUIET THOUGH, LEW.

HE DON'T RODEO OR NOTHIN'.

OH, WELL, HELL, NOT EVERYBODY CAN RODEO.

YEAH, I SUPPOSE SO.

HE'S A GOOD GUY THOUGH. WE DO THINGS, YOU KNOW.

- WE GO RIDIN' AND STUFF. - YEAH.

I GOT ON A BRONC ONCE.

- NO KIDDIN'? - YEAH.

WELL, DID YOU GET BUCKED OFF, OR WHAT?

YEAH, RIGHT OUT OF THE CHUTES.

- DID IT HURT? - WELL, A BIT, YOU KNOW.

WELL, HELL, YOU GOTTA LEARN TO TAKE YOUR KNOCKS TO GET ANYWHERE.

IF YOU FALL OFF, YOU GET BACK UP AGAIN.

WELL, ROYCE DON'T THINK I OUGHT TO GO INTO IT PROFESSIONAL.

HELL, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.

YEAH, I'M SURE THINKIN' ABOUT IT.

MA'D BE TICKED OFF.

OH, WELL, TO HELL WITH HER NOW.

- Announcer: The calf must remain tied until... - YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND.

YOU DO WHAT YOUWANT TO DO, NOW, YOU HEAR?

HUH?

BY GOD, THERE HE GOES!

He makes a real fast catch and has everything goin' in his favor.

Take a look at that horse work the rope for you.

Earl makes a fast time.

The flag comes down in the field.

uncer: This could be the time to beat.

Mrs. Brown, would you please report to your automobile?

Your husband is there with your baby and the baby is crying.

You have something the baby wants,

and the old man is doing the best he can

with the tools he's got to work with.

Ladies and gentlemen, we ask the wonderful folks

we'd like to have you meet here this afternoon,

the sponsors of the Trancton Rodeo.

WE'D LIKE TO ASK THE JOHN MOON FAMILY TO PLEASE STAND UP.

How about a nice hand for this wonderful group?

for the Parade Queen and also the Rodeo Queen,

Miss Shirley Moon?

There she is. Isn't she lovely?

Now, ladies and gentlemen, back to the bucking chutes

and the classic bull-riding events.

Saddle-bronc riding time, where they ride eight seconds

to the sound of the buzzer,

ride with what we call an association saddle--

one hand in the buck ring,

the other hand must stay free in the air

till you hear that buzzer sound.

Cowboy are required to spur up forward,

over the points of the shoulders,

and then continue to spur what they call fore and aft

to gather points on the ride.

Again, it's scored one to 25,

one marking for the saddle bronc,

one to 25 for the cowboy.

There is a judge on each side,

- looking for the cowboy's favor... - Rita: LEW, HONEY?

...and also disqualifications.

And here's a cowboy to watch-- Larry Mahan, Crystal, Texas,

five times all-around champ of the world.

AND HERE WE GO, LARRY MAHAN OF CRYSTAL, TEXAS!

[ crowd cheering ]

HE'S MAKIN' IT TOUGH ON EVERYBODY ELSE.

[ buzzer sounds ]

[ horse neighs ]

The score is a 75.

And that makes him our leader in saddle-bronc riding.

[ horse neighs ]

Down before the buzzer,

that'll be no score on his ride.

HEY, DAD.

Will you look at this?

Clete Lomax will show you how you ride the saddle bronc.

Last time Clete rode the saddle bronc,

he set four world records.

He went up the highest, stayed up the longest,

- and came down the hardest. - [ crowd laughing ]

Also kicked up the most dust.

WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, YOU DAMNED FOOL?

YOU'RE TAKIN' SOME PRETTY HAIRY CHANCES OUT THERE.

- OH, I'M ALL RIGHT. - Lew: YOU ALL RIGHT?

- YEAH, I'M OKAY. - SURE, NOW?

HELL, YES, I'M ALL RIGHT!

Lew: THEN WIPE THOSE TEARS OUT OF YOUR EYES.

IT'S A LONG WAYS FROM MY HEART.

IS HE ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, HE'LL BE OKAY.

All set with Tony Martinez of Roy, New Mexico,

on the bucking horse Trader.

Trader has a little something extra,

unloads Martinez before the buzzer.

There'll be no score on Tony Martinez.

GET OUT OF THERE, BOY.

We're waiting for the horse to settle in the bucking chute.

Here's Ron Moore, El Paso, Texas.

[ buzzer sounds ]

Ron made a great recovery and did score higher on riding.

Let's see what our judges come up with on Ron Moore.

AND THEY SCORE HIM A 73. NOT BAD.

COME HERE.

THERE'S A WHITE PICK-UP TRUCK OVER THERE,

THE OTHER SIDE OF THOSE STANDS. THERE'S THE NUMBER.

YOU WATCH AND SEE WHO GETS IN THAT TRUCK, AND YOU TELL ME, YOU HEAR?

YES, SIR, MR. FERGUSON, I SURE WILL.

LET'S WAIT FOR OUR JUDGE'S DECISION ON THE SCORE.

- [ buzzer sounds ] - HEY, HONEY, YOU ALL RIGHT?

- HI, FINE. - YOU NEED A LITTLE BIT MORE GUM?

YES.

SAY, LEW, I'D GIVE HIM A LITTLE MORE REIN THAN THAT.

HE BUCKS HIS HEAD PRETTY LOW.

I'M GUESSING, BUT I THINK--

YEAH, THAT'S IT.

THIS THING'S RIGHT.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, to chute number seven,

here's a cowboy we haven't seen much of lately,

hometowner Lew Lathrop,

right here from Trancton, New Mexico, next up in bronc riding.

BEAR DOWN ON THIS ONE.

LET'S WIN THIS ONE, DAD, JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT.

YOU BETTER GET YOUR TAIL RIGHT OVER THERE, SON.

- HE'LL PUSH HIS HEAD OUT WHEN I OPEN THE GATE. - OKAY.

- DON'T SCREW HIM UP. - YEAH, OKAY.

And here he goes!

THAT'S IT! GET HIM, LEW! GET HIM!

THAT IS AMAZING. LOOK AT THAT BOY GO!

[ buzzer sounds ]

Let's see what they come up with

for a score on Lew Lathrop.

- HEY, LEW, RIGHT ON! - SOME KIND OF RIDE!

The judges have scored him an 84.

Ladies and gentlemen, that happens to be

the highest score of the afternoon.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THAT HIGH!

[ laughs ] BOY, HE'S GOOD.

GOLLY, HONEY, MAYBE I CAN GET A LITTLE PIECE OF THAT BOY.

[ laughter ]

OH, YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.

I'LL SORT IT OUT MYSELF.

[ chattering, yelling ]

HEY, SUGAR, COME ON, SIT DOWN HERE.

I WANT TO TELL YOU A WESTERN STORY. HA HA!

[ screams ]

Man: WHOO-OO...

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF!

HEY, SHOOT, SHERIFF, HERE,

HAVE A DRINK.

YOU BOYS AND GIRLS HAVIN' A GOOD TIME?

- WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? - SHERIFF! SHERIFF!

SHERIFF, GET 'EM OUT. GET 'EM OUT, GET 'EM OUTTA HERE!

HEY, YOU'RE NOT--

YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' DRUNK DRINKIN' ALL THAT?

OH, SHIT, NO, I CAN HANDLE IT.

YOU-- YOU LET YOUR MAMA HEAR YOU TALKIN' LIKE THAT,

SHE'S LIABLE TO HIT YOU RIGHT IN THE HEAD.

TAKE A LOOK AROUND. THEY'RE WRECKIN' THE JOINT!

EVENING, MEL. BOYS ARE JUST HAVIN' A LITTLE FUN.

NOW, LOOK, SAM, YOU MAKE OUT A LIST

OF EVERYTHING THAT'S BROKEN, AND I'LL TAKE CARE IF IT.

IF JACK SAYS SO, IT'LL BE TAKEN CARE OF. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SAM.

ALL RIGHT, I-I-I JUST KNOW WHY HAVIN' A GOOD TIME

ALWAYS MEANS BREAKIN' UP EVERYTHING!

- Lowell: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO TO HELL! - WHY IS THAT?

THEY JUST GOT NO RESPECT-- NO RESPECT FOR A MAN'S PROPERTY.

HANK'S PLACE! HEY, LET'S GO TO HANK'S PLACE.

HEY, LEW.

HOWDY, MEL.

WHAT'S THIS, UH...

CLAYTON JACKSON TELLS ME ABOUT YOU STEALIN' SOME HATS?

OH, I... DOES THAT LOOK LIKE ANY HAT ANYBODY WOULD STEAL?

- IT WOULDN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THAT! - [ laughter ]

A LITTLE PAST YOUR BEDTIME, AIN'T IT, SQUIRT?

BOB IS JUST GETTING READY TO GO HOME NOW.

DON'T FORGET WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT KEEPIN' YOUR NOSE CLEAN, LEW.

ALL RIGHT, BY GOD, I'LL DO IT, SHERIFF.

HEY, WHAT'S ALL THIS STATIC ABOUT SOME HATS?

I DIDN'T KNOW. WHAT THE HELL WAS HE TALKING ABOUT?

I DON'T KNOW.

COME ON, BUTTON MOUTH, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU HOME.

- OH, COME ON, CLETE. - NOW, LOOK...

DON'T YOU GIVE ME NO STATIC.

AFTER ALL, I THINK YOUR OLD MAN'S KINDA

ENJOYIN' HIMSELF. HE CAN GET ALONG WITHOUT US.

HEY, LEW...

SEE AT THE FALLS, IF I SEE YA AT ALL.

HEY, UH, AH...

CLETE...

GO AHEAD AND TAKE THE CAR NOW.

AND...

WELL, I'LL GET A RIDE HOME WITH LOWELL.

Clete: LOWELL? WELL, HE'S GONNA GET A RIDE HIM WITH...

YOU KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN, LATHROP.

YEAH, I'LL DO IT, BOBBY.

COME ON.

- COME ON, LET'S GO! - I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BOBBY.

- LEW! LEW! - JESUS. WHAT?

[ slurring ] LOOK AT THAT LITTLE UNIT OVER THERE.

MM-MMM...

MAKE A MOTHER EAT HER YOUNG.

- WELL, YOU'D LIKE THAT. - I LIKE IT.

THAT'S PRIME RIB,

JUST DIFFERENT ENOUGH TO MAKE IT REAL INTERESTING,

IF YOU LIKE IT WELL DONE.

[ both chuckle ]

COME ON, YOU DEAD PIECES, GET OUTTA HERE!

OKAY.

- Jerry: COME ON, LET'S GO! - OKAY.

Jerry: COME ON, EVERYBODY, LET'S GO TO HANK'S PLACE!

DON'T JUST STAND THERE. COME ON, LET'S GO!

[ people chattering ]

I'M TELLIN' YA THOUGH, YOU REALLY SHOULDA BEEN THERE.

IT WAS THE BEST RIDE THAT THEY EVER MADE AT TRANCTON.

I KNOW! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

YOU TOLD ME THAT 15 TIMES.

HEY, YOU BETTER FINISH UP THERE NOW AND GO TO BED, HUH?

WELL, CAN'T I STAY UP A LITTLE BIT LONGER?

NO, YOU GO TO BED.

OH, SHIT-- SHOOT.

WHAT'D YOU SAY?

SHOOT.

I SAID SHOOT.

HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT A HABIT OF TALKING LIKE THAT

WHENEVER HE COMES BACK.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE OF IT.

I'M SORRY.

IT'S ALL RIGHT. GO TO BED.

YOU GONNA COME WITH US TOMORROW?

WE'LL SEE.

OH, COME ON WITH US TOMORROW. HE WAS REALLY GREAT!

I SAID WE'LL SEE. NOW GIT!

MAKE HER SAY YES, OKAY, CLETE?

OH, I THINK I CAN TALK HER INTO IT.

OKAY. GOOD NIGHT.

- GOOD NIGHT, FELLA. - NIGHT, BOB.

OH MY GOD, YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT BOY?

I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT.

I WAS HARDLY ANY OLDER THAN HIM WHEN I HAD HIM!

JEEZ.

HE SURE IS A WHOLE LOT LIKE HIS DADDY, AIN'T HE?

YES.YEAH.

I KEEP HOPIN' NOT, BUT I'M AFRAID HE IS.

SURE HAS GOT THE ENTHUSIASM.

- HMM. - YOU SHOULDA SEEN HIM OUT THERE TODAY,

JUST LIKE HE HAD FOUND HIMSELF A HOME.

OH, MAN, HE WAS A HOOPIN' AND A HOLLERIN'.

WHEN HIS DAD RODE THAT HORSE,

I THOUGHT THAT LIL' DEVIL WOULD FALL OFF THE CHUTES.

IT WAS THE DANGEST THING.

AND MAN, THAT WAS A GOOD RIDE, IT REALLY WAS.

THIS BIG OL' PALOMINO HORSE,

MAN, HE JUMPED OUT OF THE CHUTE THERE

AND WENT KICKIN' OVER HIS HEAD, AND TURNED BACK TO THE LEFT,

AND LEW JUST STUCK THAT REIN OUT AT HIM,

AND JERKED IT OUT OF HIM--

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ALL BEGINNING TO SOUND EXACTLY ALIKE?

I MEAN, 15 OR 50,

YOU ALL SOUND EXACTLY ALIKE.

YEAH, I RECKON WE DO,

BUT YOU KNOW, WE SURE HAVE A LOT OF FUN.

HEY, HE REALLY DID THAT, HUH?

HE REALLY LAID THAT GOOD A RIDE?

HE SURE DID.

WELL...

GOOD FOR HIM.

YOU KNOW HE NEEDED IT, TOO.

HE REALLY NEEDED SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT TO HAPPEN.

SO...

WHAT'S NEXT?

[ country music playing ]

Lowell:WHOA!

STOP THAT STUFF. THAT'S AWFUL.

PLAY SOMETHIN' OLD AND FAST!

LET'S GO!

HEY, HOW YA DOIN', LEW?

HEY, LEW, LET ME DANCE WITH OL' POCAHONTAS, HUH?

THERE YOU GO.

COME ON HERE, BOYS! FASTER! LOUDER!

[ rock 'n' roll music playing ]

HEY, DAVEY, HARV.

HE'S IN THE CAN.

[ grunting ]

WELL, HE WON'T BE HITTIN' ANYBODY WITH A POOL CUE FOR A WHILE.

WELCOME HOME, LEW.

WHAT AM I DOIN' HERE?

DISTURBIN' THE PEACE.

OH, SHIT,

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THE ONLY PEACE

THAT WAS DISTURBED AROUND HERE WAS--

[ grunts ] ...WAS MY OWN.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CALL YOUR LAWYER?

NO...

A BUDDY'LL STOP BY AND PICK ME UP.

YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHO THEY WERE?

NO.

- WHY NOT? - DON'T WANT TO.

SUIT YOURSELF. I'LL FIND OUT ANYWAY.

WELL, IF YOU FIND OUT, JUST DON'T BRING 'EM IN HERE.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN.

BAIL BEEN SET YET?

BAIL. NOW, WHO'S GONNA BAIL YOU OUT, LEW?

YOU JUST COOL YOUR HEELS WHILE I FIGURE THIS OUT.

HEY, MEL.

YEAH?

DAMN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME GO?

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO.

MEL, I GOTTA BE OUTTA HERE TOMORROW.

- MEL? - BACK DOWN, LEW.

- REST EASY. - OH, COME ON NOW, SHERIFF.

HEY, COME ON, I WANT TO MAKE MY PHONE CALL.

CLETE.

- CLETE. - HMM?

WAKE UP.

YOU OKAY?

LISTEN, THAT'S A REAL COMFORTABLE COUCH THERE,

AND IT OPENS UP INTO A BED, SEE?

AND I MADE IT UP FOR YOU, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST...

SLEEP ON THAT TONIGHT?

BY GOLLY, I THINK I WILL.

I DON'T FEEL MUCH LIKE DRIVIN' BACK TO THE MOTEL ANYHOW.

NO, I DON'T BLAME YOU.

GOOD NIGHT, CLETE.

DID LEW COME HOME YET?

NO.

NO, HE'S NOT GONNA COME HOME.

HE'S PROBABLY ALREADY SHACKED UP WITH ONE OF THOSE...

HOT LITTLE UNITS.

CLETE...

IS THAT WHAT I AM?

AM I JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE...

SOMETIMES UNITS?

JUST AVAILABLE WHEREVER HE HAPPENS TO BE?

I DON'T...

I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT'S TRUE, HON.

I KNOW HE LOVES YOU,

BUT I CAN'T ANSWER YOU FOR HIM.

I'M KINDA IN THE MIDDLE,

LOOKIN' BOTH WAYS.

AND I LOVE YOU BOTH.

THANKS, CLETE.

GOOD NIGHT.

[ doors clanging ]

Mel: LEW!

COME ON!

HUH?

I'M LETTIN' YA OUT.

OFF YOUR ASS, LET'S GO.

WHOA, JESUS, I WISH YOU'D GET SOME...

AIR CONDITIONING IN THIS PLACE, MEL.

WHEW.

OHH...

BOY, I DON'T FEEL VERY GOOD.

- MARSHA? - Marsha: I'VE GOT IT.

SIGN THERE, LEW.

[ gasps ]

SO, SHERIFF,

YEAH, I'LL KEEP MY NOSE CLEAN

IF I CAN JUST GET IT TO STOP FROM BLEEDIN'.

YOU DO THAT?

SURE.

I TOLD YOU, I GET WHAT I WANT.

NOW YOU'RE INDEBTED.

CLOSE THE DOOR.

WHERE WE GOIN'?

FOR A DRIVE.

ALL RIGHT, BUT THEN YOU GOTTA TAKE ME HOME.

SURE.

WHAT'D THAT COST YA?

NOTHIN'.

IT WAS A FAIR TRADE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FAIR TRADE?

POTTER HAD A BAD HABIT

OF HITTIN' ON YOUNG INDIAN GIRLS IN THIS TOWN

WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKIN',

SO I CALLED HIM ON IT.

ONE NIGHT I WENT WITH HIM,

HE GOT DRUNK, PASSED OUT,

AND I GAVE HIM A HAIRCUT.

[ laughs ] YOU GAVE HIM A HAIRCUT?

YOU'RE KIDDING.

ABOUT... THAT CLOSE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

THEN I PUT IT IN AN ENVELOPE

AND ADDRESSED IT TO HIS WIFE.

BUT I NEVER MAILED IT.

TONIGHT HE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO LET YOU OUT,

SO I WAS NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM.

WHEW...

GOT YOUR GUN?

SURE, LET'S GET IT ON!

[ tires screeching ]

SO YOU BROUGHT ME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE JUST TO SHOW ME THIS?

- LET'S GO BACK. - SURE. SEE YOU LATER, PETE.

WELL, THAT SURE AS HELL IS NICE, HONEY.

WOULD YOU TELL ME WHAT WE'RE DOIN' HERE?

HELL, I ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE RICH.

THAT'S THE PRIZE.

THE PRIZE?

SURE.

YOU WANT IT, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.

WELL, HELL YEAH.

SAY PLEASE.

PLEASE.

SAY PRETTY PLEASE.

COME ON, LET'S GO HOME.

ONE MORE JOINT AND I'LL TAKE YOU HOME.

HELL, HONEY, ONE MORE JOINT

AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO TAKE ME ANYWHERE.

[ keys jingle ]

HEY, WHAT-- WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

I TOLD YOU, I PLAY DIRTY.

YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE REALLY PUTTIN' MY BUTT IN A BRACE, HONEY.

- GETTIN' SCARED, HUH? - NO NO, I'M GETTIN' A LITTLE PISSED OFF THOUGH.

- IS THAT SO? - YEAH, THAT'S SO.

YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE?

LISTEN, HONEY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THE HELL I'M HERE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOIN'HERE.

[ moans ]

YOU EVER MAKE IT WITH AN INDIAN?

HMM-MM, NO.

LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO THOUGH.

Rodeo announcer: We direct your attention

to chute number three, and the horse Jelly Bean is really anxious to go.

Tony Martinez of Roy, New Mexico all set for the ride.

And here we go.

Uh-oh, looks like Jelly Bean has done it again.

Jelly Bean's just squaring things

for the great ride that was made on him yesterday.

There'll be no score on Tony Martinez.

WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WE'VE JUST RECEIVED A NOTE.

WE HAVE A FINE REFRESHMENT STAND IN THE BACK.

Ladies and gentlemen, all proceeds go

to the Children's Foundation Hospital for the Handicapped.

Let's help out a worthy cause.

Remember that stand right behind our judge's stand.

SEEN ANYTHING OF HIM, BOBBY?

NOWHERE. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WITH HIS BULL RIDE?

ARE THEY JUST GONNA TURN HIM OUT?

NO, I TALKED TO THEM. THEY'RE GONNA HOLD HIM AS LONG AS THEY CAN.

OFFICER.

HE SURE MUST HAVE GOT HIMSELF CLOBBERED LAST NIGHT.

SURE HOPE HE'S ABLE TO GET ON HIM

IF HE DOES SHOW UP.

WHERE THE HELL IS HE?

I DON'T KNOW. I TALKED TO THE SHERIFF,

AND HE SAID SOMEBODY BAILED HIM OUT

BUT HE WOULDN'T TELL ME WHO AND WHY.

[ buzzer sounds ]

MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO GO TALK TO YOUR MOM

AND TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED, HUH?

DO YOU THINK HE'S IN TROUBLE?

I DON'T KNOW, YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE, BOBBY.

MAYBE THAT SON OF A BITCH RUN OUT AGAIN.

HEY, NOW, CUT THAT OUT!

I HEAR YOU TALKIN' LIKE THAT AGAIN I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT.

GO ON, AND TELL HER.

OH, DAMN IT TO HELL.

And Ron scores a 75.

That should be enough for some of that prize money here today.

And we'll go right back to the action

out of the bucking chutes and more saddle-bronc riding.

DAMN, WHERE DOES THE TIME GO?

Here we go with Marvin Shelby.

[ crowd cheering ]

Whoops. By God, he really hits the ground

Well, we hope you've enjoyed the saddle-bronc riding

- here at Trancton, New Mexico. - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, ROYCE.

That winds up our event for this year.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, to the steer wrestling

or bulldogging, whichever you choose to call it.

Again, they'll be riding quarter horses for the speed

from a standing start.

Here we go, Len Jensen...

His time: 9.1 seconds.

Here goes our next steer wrestler.

- [ crowd cheering ] - [ steer grunts ]

Floyd had a real fast time:

5.1 seconds.

Abner Scrawley will be our next bulldogger.

The flag is up and they're ready to go.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, to our final contest event,

the one I know you've all been looking forward to,

wild Brahma bull riding, where they ride eight seconds to the sound of the buzzer.

- HAVE YOU FOUND MANY SHACKLES? - NO.

Not required to spur in this contest,

but if they can spur, that's more points in their favor.

You want to keep your eyes on our rodeo clowns during this contest.

Clete Lomax, and also Wiley McCray,

Larry McKenney will be out there not only for the comedy,

but for the protection of the cowboys as well.

They score the same, one to 25 point marking

FOR THE BULL, AND ONE TO 25 FOR THE COWBOYS.

AND NOW TO THE BUCKING CHUTES, AND OUR FIRST RIDER,

JW Meyers, Lubbock, Texas, rider on bull number two.

There will be no score on JW Meyers,

as he failed to qualify.

Now our rodeo clown Clete Lomax

moves in with a cape to cape our bull.

Why don't we go south of the border on this,

as our clown Clete Lomax using the cape,

now gets him down on all four here?

He's going to meet him on equal terms.

You notice the bull, he's digging a hole quickly.

Also, there's a man in the barrel.

He's still in there. Watch it! Watch it, Clete.

Where you goin', man?

HEY, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GO GET A COKE, HUH?

- WANNA COME? - NO NO, IT'S OKAY.

- COME ON, BOB. - Bull riding is the most dangerous of our events.

The boys take a little longer in the bucking chutes

getting ready for the ride.

We'll move along now to our next bull rider

getting ready in chute number seven.

[ tires screech ]

Well, ladies and gentlemen,

here's the one you've all been waiting for.

Let's go to chute number three for Larry Mahan.

Bull, aught seven.

Larry scoots right up close to his rope.

Watch chute gate number three.

[ cowbell clanging ]

[ buzzer sounds ]

Clete Lomax moves in with a cape

to get the bull's attention.

The bull now belongs to Clete, Larry and Wiley.

[ crowd cheering ]

But it's not over.

Let's go to chute number six

and Charlie Thompson from Lubbock, Texas,

and bull 222.

He is ready so watch chute gate number six.

- 222 jumps right out of the gate... - THANKS.

[ crowd cheering, whistling ]

Look out, Charlie. He's coming after you.

That was a close call, Charlie,

the way you hit the ground.

And bull 222 has dished out another hit.

Come on, Wiley, get in your barrel and walk up closer to him.

If he knocks you down, we'll have Larry McKinney

pick you up.

Well, I guess that bull's in a hurry.

You must've scared him, Wiley.

They give us the signal to go at chute number two

with James Orgaine of Georgetown, Texas.

[ buzzer sounds ]

We have the score on James Orgaine.

The judges give him a 68.

Wiley almost jumped into the barrel.

Now he's coming back to crawl in.

That's it, Clete, keep him around the barrel.

Look out, Clete, he's coming around your side.

We dare you to do that again, Clete.

Hey, Clete, why don't you show him

some of those smooth matador moves with the cape?

He doesn't seem to like you or Wiley.

He's going for Larry McKinney. That's it, Larry, show him

- some of that fancy footwork. - SAY, ROYCE, HOW'S IT GOING?

Well, you've dazzled him, so he's decided to leave.

WHERE YOU GOIN', BOB?

HEY, WHAT THE HELL-- WHAT'S THE MATTER, BOB?

DAD, HERE WE ARE,

WORRIED THAT YOU MIGHT BE IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE.

NAW.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO HELL!

WHAT'D YOU SAY?

HEY, BOB!

WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?

COME ON, CLETE, I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY YAPPIN' FROM YOU.

- BOB, WAIT A MINUTE! - LEAVE THE KID ALONE.

I WORRIED MY ASS OFF HALF THE NIGHT

WONDERIN' WHERE YOU ARE, THE RODEO IS DAMN NEAR OVER,

THEY'RE JUST READY TO TURN YOUR BULL OUT,

AND YOU DON'T WANT NO YAPPIN' FROM ME.

WELL, YOU'RE GODDAMNED SURE GONNA GET SOME.

I'M GONNA GO KICK THAT LITTLE BOY'S ASS. HE JUST TOLD ME TO GO TO HELL.

NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY, CLETE!

IF YOU DO, IT'LL BE AFTER THE FIGHT.

[ cowbell clanging ]

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU AND YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN!

- YOU'RE NOTHIN' BUT A-- - THE HELL I AM!

YOU'RE NOTHIN' BUT A PILE OF TRASH, AND I'M THROUGH WITH YOU.

ONLY TIME IN YOUR WHOLE DOGGONE LIFE

YOU COME ANYWHERE NEAR BEING SOMEBODY

AND YOU HAVE TO MESS IT UP.

YOU'RE SO DUMB, YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH END'S UP.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW "COME 'ERE" FROM "SICK 'IM."

ARE YOU THROUGH?

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I AM.

YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT KID, YOU UNDERSTAND?

LET'S GO HOME, BOB.

I DON'T WANT TO.

- BOB... - DO AS YOUR MA SAYS, BOY.

COME ON.

...with no chance for the score.

Wiley and Larry have been having a ball out here.

Just for that he gets to fight the next bull.

[ crowd applauding ]

Ladies and gentlemen, don't forget the big rodeo dance

in downtown Trancton at the Civic Auditorium,

starting at 8:00 sharp.

There'll be a real fine western band to entertain you,

and dancing will go on until 1:00 PM.

HEY, CLETE. GOD DAMN IT...

COME ON.

And they need the money, so let's help them out, folks.

Well, we rolled in ahead to chute two,

and the rider Clint Meyers, El Paso, Texas,

is all ready to go on Bull Redman.

He gives the nod and here he comes.

OH, I THINK I'M GOING TO NEED SOME ETHYL CHLORIDE.

- YOU THINK YOU CAN GET SOME? - LEW, YOU READY TO GO?

- HEY, CAN YOU GIVE ME A MINUTE, HARRY? - OKAY, EVERETT, YOU'RE NEXT.

- ARE YOU READY TO GO? - HELL YES, I WAS BORN READY.

THEY OUGHT TO TURN THIS BULL OUT--

THEY'RE ALWAYS GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER RODEO.

- [ crowd cheering ] - [ cowbell clanging ]

- [ buzzer sounds ] - There's the buzzer,

but Everett was on the ground long before it sounded.

Man: WHOO-HOO!

And out of the chute, Rene Ramirez on Grego.

- [ crowd cheering ] - [ cowbell clanging ]

[ laughter ]

EXCUSE ME, MR. FERGUSON,

I JUST SAW LEW LATHROP GETTIN' HIS GEAR OUT OF THAT TRUCK.

ARE YOU SURE?

We'll go next to Lew Lathrop of Trancton, New Mexico...

I'M GONNA GET THAT SON OF A BITCH! DAMN!

Hey, Wiley, we've got a real good one coming out next.

WHERE'S YOUR NUMBER, LEW?

MIGHT AS WELL MAKE SOME MONEY.

[ cowbell clanging ]

CUT A LITTLE SLACK.

- Larry: THAT TIGHT ENOUGH? - YEP.

LOWELL, GIVE ME A HAND.

PULL. GIT UP!

- HOW TIGHT DO YOU WANT IT? - YEAH YEAH, GOOD.

[ bull snorts ]

GIVE ME A PINCH OFF.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, BIG BOY. BEAR DOWN.

Okay, Lew Lathrop up close to the rope.

OKAY!

- [ crowd cheering ] - [ cowbell clanging ]

And what a wild ride is goin' on out here, ladies and gentlemen.

And Lew Lathrop in trouble,

down on the side of that bull.

Watch out!

A clown is hurt. Try to get him away from there.

Get his attention. Get him away from there.

[ crowd murmuring ]

Get a rope on him.

Don't move him, fellas.

Let's have First Aid and the ambulance

inside immediately.

Stay back, give him some air.

Let the First Aid take care of him.

GOD-- GET THE AMBULANCE IN HERE!

Come on, fellas, get the ambulance in there.

- What's taking you so long? - Man: OPEN THAT GODDAMN DOOR!

[ siren blaring ]

- GET 'EM BACK! - GET OUT OF THE WAY, GOD DAMN IT!

[ car horn honks ]

Lew: HURRY UP!

GET THAT GODDAMN THING OUT HERE, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

GET IT DOWN. GET IT DOWN.

- GET AHOLD OF HIM! - ALL RIGHT.

[ siren blaring ]

The winners of the average of the two days

are bareback-riding winner Larry Mahan;

winner of the calf-roping, Roy Echevary...

Lowell: HE'S DEAD. HIS NECK'S BROKE.

Man: COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO! ROLL THAT SLIDE OUT.

GET YOUR ROPE ON HIM.

I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR FRIEND.

YEAH.

HE'S DEAD, ISN'T HE?

YEAH.

I AM SORRY.

ROYCE.

YEP.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're ready again for the bull riding.

We're going to go to chute eight and Paul Pinn of Phoenix, Arizona,

had drawn Bull R-66.

He's ready and he says "Outside."

That bull had his number, and the bull dropped him before the buzzer,

so no score on his ride.

Wiley and Larry, while the action heats up, this bull belongs to you.

What's that? You don't want him? Well, he wants you.

The way he's got you guys dancing around,

it looks like you're rehearsing for the dance tonight.

Where you going, Larry? Over the fence and dive out.

[ announcer fading ]

[ wind howling ]

[ cowbell clangs ]

LATHROP, I'M GOING TO INITIATE AN INVESTIGATION

INTO WHAT HAPPENED HERE TODAY.

I'M GOING TO USE EVERY INFLUENCE I HAVE

TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER RODEO AGAIN A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.

A MAN DIED OUT THERE BECAUSE OF YOU!

DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU ARE FINISHED!

THROUGH, LATHROP! FINISHED!

♪ I WOKE UP AND MY FRIENDS WERE GONE ♪

♪ AND LOVED ONES I HAD KNOWN, NO LONGER HERE ♪

♪ AND I KNOW THEY WERE HERE YESTERDAY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE HER SMELL OF PERFUME LINGERS IN THE AIR ♪

♪ OH, BUT I WAS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY ♪

♪ ONE NIGHT

♪ I DID IT EVERY WAY BUT RIGHT ♪

♪ TO LIVE MY LIFETIME IN A NIGHT ♪

♪ NOW, DIDN'T I?

♪ BUT WHEN THE SUNRISE BROUGHT TODAY ♪

♪ I FOUND THE PIPER MUST BE PAID ♪

♪ AND I WOKE AND FOUND MY FRIENDS WERE GONE ♪

♪ AND LOVED ONES I HAD KNOWN, NO LONGER HERE ♪

♪ AND I GOT TO FACE THE MIRROR ♪

♪ GOOD TIME MORNIN' MAN STILL ECHOES IN MY EAR ♪

♪ BUT WHEN SHE TOOK ME BY THE HAND ♪

♪ TO SHOW THE CROWD I WAS HER MAN ♪

♪ I DRANK THE WINE AND TURNED AWAY ♪

♪ AND LOST MY SPECIAL DAY. ♪

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