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Find some fucking chicks, man. I'm stuck in here.

Look at this guy.

Hey, bro.

Hey,

you can't shop where I shop.

I don't want to. That's the problem.

We don't got that triple act. I don't get it. I don't want to. Jacob talks

shit, but he can only wear a smog.

I'm like a fucking penguin.

You gotta count that baby gap, yo.

Is this the one we're waiting on?

Oh shit. That's a small ass street, dog. Huh?

No, it's not a small ass street.

Are you serious?

When would?

Either I was going the wrong way or that dude was going the wrong way, dog. But

this is one way.

Oh shit, it is one way.

That fool's tripping. Are we going the right way? Yeah, we are. Yeah, we're

going with the cars. They're all parked that way. Oh, I don't know. Because that

dude was like coming against us, yo.

Yeah, look at all the graffiti here, man. I think I'm gonna come out here and

fucking tag some shit up tonight. Yeah? Yeah, I'm gonna fucking tag, fucking...

You should tag the, look, the fucking, the trees here are tagged. Yeah, I'm

gonna tag fucking... That's how you make a

left, so you stop traffic. Move that fucking thing, you call a camera.

Johnson's Firearms and Survival Store.

Man, that shit pretty cool.

Where are the fucking women at? That's what we're fucking out here for. What

happened was... What happened was... I don't know, bro.

Drop me off at the club.

Sounds good.

This one right in the corner?

Drop me off somewhere I can fucking get drunk and hammered. Hey!

There's a brewery down this block.

Ain't nothing popping today, guys. There's a brewery down this block.

Wynwood Diner.

Yo, this place used to be like the hood, right? Yep. Like real hood. Like real,

real, real hood.

Yo, I'm going to find fucking like an... Oh, right there.

...artsy chick. What, bro? There's three chicks with kids. Right there. Make a

left. Make a left. Make a left.

There's a fucking straggler right there. Oh, yeah. There you go.

I'm looking to the left. I don't see anybody does who's like behind me.

How the fuck you wanna talk to her?

Oh You turn up there

Traffic.

Oh, my God.

It's kind of cute.

I don't know. I mean, she's got tattoos and shit. She must be, like, a tattoo

artist or something.

No. No?

No. You're right. I'm in a band.

She's definitely cute.

Totally. You're right. She's totally cute.

Oh, my God. I'm in my band. Have you guys heard about my band?

Hold on. Let me see. What is that?

called Dirty Ragdolls. Dirty Ragdolls. Yeah.

You guys heard about it?

What? Did you think of that name yourself?

Are you a Dirty Ragdoll?

Maybe. Don't you like, you don't like my name?

Is that it? That's an awesome name. I thought so. It is.

I mean. Dirty Ragdolls. It could be like.

Do you like me going around like a ragdoll?

Yeah.

Yeah, so what are you doing? You're like literally Yeah,

no, I'm trying to promote my music and get it out there, you know

Well,

I'm trying to get money to it it's so expensive

to actually like be in a booth and everything

Yeah, just the demo cost me like a couple thousand.

Whoa! Yeah.

Damn, I had no idea it was that much money.

Yeah, it's really expensive.

Are you like the lead singer or something?

Yeah, yeah, this is mine.

Awesome. How many people are in the band?

Do you have like... It's like three of us.

Oh my God, three of you. So where's the other fucking two of you?

Being lazy.

They're being lazy?

Yeah, yeah.

I know. I always do all the work. So rag dolls.

So is it like two other girls? Yeah, it's two other girls. You know what?

So it's probably one hot chick and two ugly girls, right?

That's why they're not with you? Be honest.

No, no.

No,

no, no, no, no.

We all look very good.

Very good.

I mean, you get it, but you have to have, like, big faces to be in the... I

don't mean to...

You got a, like, big city to be in the back?

No.

No. Not exactly.

Not exactly?

Hey, listen, can we interview you? We run a website, and we do interviews. We

go all over, win-win, look for artists and shit like that. Oh, really?

And it's kind of cool. You never really interviewed, like, anybody in a band.

That's so cool.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh, yeah.

So we can do it here, like, right now?

Well, no, it's in our band. See our band right here? The phone won't hit us, you

know what I mean? Yeah.

Well, it's for the sound, too. I need quieter sound. And that creepy-ass band.

Look, look, I could offer you, like, 20 bucks for the interview.

You can put it towards your little...

Music's got here. And our site is pretty big, so it's going to be good for you.

Yeah, we'll play it on our site, everything.

It's big publicity.

I mean, the publicity's there. Unless your music isn't cool.

Okay. Unless your music's wise. No, my music is very... Really?

You think I'm, like, scared or something?

Nice. Oh, now I'm a chicken. Now I'm a chicken. Here to the little van.

Here to the van.

I don't know,

there's duct tape right over there.

But that's not really duct tape.

You know you want to go.

Come on, you like living on the edge, right? You got tattoos and shit.

You know, a little tough girl. Here, let me see your CDs.

Let me see if these are cool. Look.

Oh, my God!

Now you got to go in and go get them. Go in and go get them.

There you go.

Shut the door. Quick, quick, shut the door.

We're just kidding. You guys are so not funny.

No, we're a little funny. No, not really. Well, no, I'm funny. He's not

funny. Yeah.

I tried. He's weird. No, you guys are... No, he's funny looking, but not funny.

You know what? I don't even care about your band. I want to know... Oh, my God!

Hold on. I want to know more about you.

More about me?

Yeah. More about you.

What do you want to know?

I want to know... How old are you, first off? Because I want to make... 21.

Awesome. All right, good. We're good on that. And you got ID to prove that,

right? Yeah.

Okay, awesome. Cool. We're good. We're good then. Great.

So, how long have you been singing?

Since I was able to talk.

What kind of music? Did I ask you that? Rock. Rock?

Yeah, like punk rock. So it's a whole lot of screaming. So you scream?

Yeah, a little. Okay. So you must have a big throat. Big throat, yeah.

Yeah, you must have a big, like, strong throat.

Very important.

Yeah. Yeah.

No, good vocals. Yeah.

Yeah, vocals, yeah.

Vocals, right.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I'm sure it comes in. Do you like to eat a lot, too?

Do I like to eat a lot? Yeah, a big strong throat. Do you, like, shove

things in your mouth, like food?

Yeah. You got a big appetite?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, awesome.

Awesome.

You must get hit on a lot, right? Because you're, like, this big rocker

chick. Like, do you get hit on? You must, like, have dick just flying at

you. Dick flying at me. Look at my dick. I'm like dodging dick.

You're a dick dodger? Yeah. Don't be a dick dodger.

You dodge dick? Don't dick dodge.

You dick dodge.

You dick dodge?

You're not a dodger. You're too tough for that, right?

Look at. Oh, you got tattoos.

Look at that.

Oh, look at you. A little tough chick, huh?

I am. Don't fuck with you? Is that why you get tattoos? Yeah, don't fuck with

me. Yeah, don't fuck with you? Yeah. Don't fuck with me. Yeah.

Do you like living on the edge? I do. Like not wearing a bra? Because, you

know, I noticed that, right?

Yeah. You know you're not wearing a bra, right?

I know.

Or do you? Yeah, I know.

You do know? Yeah. All right. So you did that on purpose.

Rock out with your tits out, you know?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Rock out with your tits out.

That's nice.

Alright, so why don't you rock out with your tits out then? I'll give you a

hundred bucks. Rock them out.

No.

No freaking way.

Is that what this is turning into?

Is this why I was supposed to get in the van and all this? No, no, we're doing an

interview, but you said rock out with your tits out. I thought you were tough.

Because you were pointing out I wasn't wearing a bra. Am I supposed to just sit

and take that?

I mean, you're not wearing a bra though, so you're kind of wanting to show people

something.

Yeah, I guess.

Really?

I'm sorry.

Let me know if I go too far.

So seriously, I'll give you $100 to take your shirt off. Flash us.

Like, that was a serious question.

That was a serious... I got $100. You don't think I have $100? Grab $100.

I don't think she... I don't believe... Yeah, I don't believe... We got plenty

of money over here. We got plenty of money. Is the money the issue, or...

Come on, you'll flash that. We got plenty of money. We got plenty of money.

Plenty of money.

Give me some of that. Give me some of that. Give me some of that. Give me some

of that.

So what's up?

Come on.

Come on, crazy chick.

Come on.

You're the one that said, rock out with your fucking tits out. I have time.

She said, all right, fine.

She just, like, took them from you. She snatched, dude. Let me see those

titties. Flash up. Oh, my lord. Oh.

Damn.

Whoa. Can I?

Yo. Hey.

What happened?

I said flat, Joe.

I thought you said... Not grab.

Oh. Oh.

We misunderstood. You weirdo. No, we... Yo, actually, hold on a minute. Can you

do that again? Those actually... You know what?

Those real or fake?

They're fake. They're really expensive.

They're really expensive.

There you go. Boy, they're real.

But you know what? I... I...

totally thought they were fake, but they actually look like really real. They

look really real. They look really real. Yeah, that surprised me. That's why I'm

asking, because they actually surprised me.

Yay. Can I see them again?

No.

Why not?

Just one more time. Come on.

I mean, you even did the whole jiggle and everything, you know? Come on, can

we get a two for one?

Give us a two for one. A two for one? Yeah.

So, come on, let's see those tits again. Will you show us those?

Show us those tits one more time.

You guys are so annoying.

It's so annoying, yeah, but your tits are... Holy shit, look at those.

Hey!

Dude!

What's up?

I thought it was a flash and grab.

No, I'm sorry.

Get it away from me!

You're such a creep. What's wrong?

Oh my God. You know what? I say the same thing. He's a creep. He does that to you

too? Yeah, he does it to me too.

Oh my God. It's a common thing. You show me your tits, I'm going to grab them.

Especially if they're that nice. You know what? I'm sorry.

I didn't see that on the dotted line. Listen, he's been sheltered his whole

life. Yeah.

I was raised by wolves, you know? Clearly.

He came out, he just thought, grab them. It's just a natural instinct.

He does it to us all the time. I apologize.

Dude, I told you your hands were going to get you in trouble.

Yeah.

You know, he's like, you know, he sees dick, he just grabs it. You know what I

mean? It's like, oh, it's never that. Are you a dick grabber? I'm never that.

He's a dick grabber. Yeah, yeah.

Dick Dodger meet dick grabber. Never that. Hi, nice to meet you.

That's what happened to him the last time he was in this van.

No, listen, listen. But he killed her for me. We were looking at the titties.

Can you, why'd you put them away? Because of him? Because, yeah, he's

being so creepy.

Dude, go sit in the front.

Go sit in the front.

Get in the fucking passenger, asshole.

Whoa, shit.

Oh, fuck.

All right, stay there, asshole.

I'm negotiating.

All right, you stay out of our negotiations right here. We're not

negotiating. What do you mean?

We are not negotiating. Take your money. You flashed us for $100, so therefore

you have a price.

Now we just have to negotiate.

Oh, now I have a prize? Now I'm not priceless anymore.

No, you're not. It's 100 bucks to flash. So, maybe if I paid you 200 bucks,

you'll take your shirt off.

Come on, don't look at me like that.

You want money? Really?

Yeah, why not?

Show us your ditties.

No touching.

Hey, I'm all the way in front.

Let me see the money first.

Oh, we got money. Give her another 100.

200. Does he know how to count? Oh, yeah, 200. Sorry. I don't know. Does he

know how to count? I don't know how to count.

There, you got two. Now you got 300 bucks. Take this shirt off.

Please. So we're being nice.

Oh, oh, you're going to be mean to me? We're being nice. We're being nice.

There you go.

Yeah.

Wow.

Look at those fucking titties. Can you move your hair?

I don't want to see hairy titties.

Yo,

look, she's got a full sleeve.

Look at her.

Yo.

Go side to side.

Jiggle around.

Jiggle around.

It's not like you guys with your dicks and you're like... Exactly.

Don't you like seeing guys just do the helicopter?

No, it kind of creeps me out a little.

See, I told you. And it makes that... Every time he takes his dick out, he

does the helicopter. I just told him. It's weird.

Yeah. Hey, so you got awesome titties, actually.

Thank you.

Like, really awesome titties.

Wow. Can you squeeze? Since you don't want him to skin you, can you squeeze

them for us? I just want to see you.

Look at this. How much do they weigh?

Like, 10 pounds each.

Nah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, they're heavy.

Those are so nice.

Thanks. Yeah, you know what? Listen.

Fuck the interview.

Like, let's...

You know, let's go a little further.

What are you talking about? I got money.

She said, what are you talking about? I got money. I got money. I want to, like,

I want to get your pants off.

No fucking way.

Yes fucking way. Come on.

Money. Come on.

You have a price. We're negotiating.

Okay? 300 bucks got your shirt off. So maybe 500 bucks gets your pants off.

She's not a whore, Jacob.

I know. That's what I feel like right now.

No, you don't. Listen, you're a fucking businesswoman, okay?

Yes. You are getting money for your recording. Whatever helps me sleep at

night. Opportunity. Your recording opportunities, okay? Unless you don't

feel like you're that good.

What do you think? Are you not good? Okay, so we're talking like a thousand.

Turn your fucking phone off. Are you serious? You fucking dork.

So listen, like, you need money, alright, for your recording, unless you

don't feel like you're good enough. Do you not think your band is going to make

it? Okay, so we're talking like $1,000. I got $500 you take.

That's $800.

Oh, she's negotiating. See, I told you she got a price.

All right, $1,000.

$1,000 for me to be butt naked.

Look, look, look, look.

She got that platinum pussy?

She got $1,000 to get butt naked? I do.

Oh.

Yeah.

$1,000 and I'll get butt naked.

Okay. $1,000. Can we scout on her? Can you do like the, do the scouts on her?

Is this scouts on her? Yeah, something like that. Okay, yeah.

Sure. Scouts on her.

Alright, get butt naked. We got the money.

Get motherfucking butt naked.

Wrapped in what?

Wrapped in platinum.

You got a nice pussy? Do you think you have a nice pussy?

Yeah, I do.

Is it pretty looking?

You got a fat ass?

Yeah.

What's your nationality?

Brazilian.

Turn around. Brazilian. I heard Brazilian. I want to see you just kind

of... Do the old...

Come on. You ever do any modeling?

Oh, shit. Oh, she's shaking it, too. Look, this girl's in a hurry.

She's trying to twerk back here.

All right, take those black. Go ahead. Pull them down. Pull them down.

Is she not wearing panties? No, I don't like panties. What?

Yeah, we overpaid.

This girl probably would have took them off for a lot less.

Hey, really?

For a lot less.

What? Listen, when you got dressed this morning, you planned on taking your

clothes off. That's why you didn't wear panties. Turn around. Turn around.

I want to see this.

Let's see what this pussy looks like in these titties.

Stop covering up. There you go. Sit back. Sit back like a dude.

There you go.

Like a dude.

Oh, my God. Look at that.

Yeah, spread those legs. There it is.

Shit, let me see this pussy.

Oh, so you're comfortable with your body, huh?

Yeah. Yeah, you are. See, I overpaid. God damn it.

Wow.

Now it's a pussy interview?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

It definitely is.

Oh, my God.

Hell yeah, we're spending big money.

So, he could touch it, right?

What? No!

Creepy dude, really? That was to get naked.

Well, it comes with a little bit of... I feel like I'm being so peer pressured

right now. Come on, let him grope you. Let me grope you.

That's such a fucking ugly word.

Grope? It's like, let me grope you.

That's what it sounds like. All right, let him fondle you. Fondle you.

Can he fondle you?

I really wanted to.

I got swiped away a moment ago.

I

don't know what you're

talking about.

She wanted to show us her titties on her pussy.

You don't have money sitting over there.

She's letting him.

She likes it.

This is your plan like the whole time maybe yeah, yeah Kind

of I don't know. Yeah, maybe it was her plan.

Oh, yeah, totally fake CDs.

Yeah, they're not fake Don't disturb me. She's getting so wet.

Yeah, she's a little freak Maybe just a little bit

Super wet.

You should show your bandmates this video. Show them how dedicated you are

to the ragdoll land.

No. What'd you do for some cash? I put a ragdoll down on the ragdoll. I put it

down for myself.

Oh, there you go. He killed it.

Believe me, he's only good for fucking. That's it.

That's it? You don't want to talk to him? No, no. That's not what I do.

Listen, you're going to turn her off. Stop talking.

Okay. What did we say, Jacob?

Where the fuck are we?

Yeah, where are we? You guys looking around, right? What is going on right

now? You got pussy in front of him. He's getting scared. I already said that,

bro. He doesn't like pussy.

Hey, listen, man.

Stop getting worried.

You're going to get slapped.

Stop getting worried. Fuck shit.

Focus on her.

I want to see that throat in action.

Oh my God.

I want to see that throat in action.

Come on, I want to see that throat in action.

Oh my God, you guys are such a bad implant.

Yeah.

We sure are.

Yeah, you are.

That's right, but you like it.

Don't you maybe a little bit?

There you go. Use that little rocker throat you have.

Show that thing that rocker throat.

Mmm Mmm

Mmm

Mm.

How far can you go down on that?

Rock or throw.

Let go of it. Let go of it.

Your dick is so big.

You don't see a lot of big dicks, do you?

No.

She says this guy's dick is big.

Poor girl.

Eh?

Oh, you guys have seen bigger?

You've just gotten a lot of small dicks in your life, huh? Can you imagine how

much dick they've seen?

Yo, but those titties. Yo, put those titties on there. Look, I bet you'll

swallow his dick right up.

Probably.

Yeah, they do.

No, I don't think I have.

What?

I don't know what you're talking about.

You don't?

No. Where's the ride going?

Going right in that vagina of yours.

Little rocker chip pussy.

That platinum pussy.

Platinum pussy.

Keep your mouth open.

Ragdoll!

You should call your bandmates right now.

Oh my god. Call the ragdolls!

Hey, you know this is going to make you famous, right? That's how all the girls

get famous nowadays.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah, Pellucid is done.

Let me see that typical rocker.

Give her a... There you go.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God. This is cool. Yo, get dressed, dude.

Yeah, this is fucking awesome.

Yo, that was great.

Yo, so, you know what? You just made so much money for your band.

So, you're screwed, because when you get famous, like, I totally have something

to make money on. So, where is this going to be shown?

This? What?

This video.

Oh.

It's not important.

You mean the documentary? You'll find out when you get famous, because it's

definitely going to be leaked on there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your friends will tell you. One of those social media sites or something, you

know, you'll be like... Is it on social media? No, but really, like, where can

they find it?

What, this stuff?

Like, will a bunch of people I know see it?

Maybe.

Probably. Whatever it was.

We forgot to tell you that part.

If you get famous, that's gonna be awesome, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're

gonna really blow up. You're gonna blow up real good, you know what I mean?

Huge. You know?

What, like Kim Kardashian?

Yeah, like that K girl.

What's her name? K? Yeah, like that K girl. Remember where that girl did?

I really wish that, I mean, like, I don't want people that I know to see

this. No.

Not at all.

But how else are you gonna get famous? I hope you don't know anybody. You don't

expect your music to get you famous, do you?

I hope you don't know anybody.

Really? You don't expect your music to get you famous.

Listen,

you know how hard the music industry is to break into?

You're screwed on that end. Are you serious right now? No pun intended, but

you're fucked on that end. Are you serious? You might as well try and use

this as like a, you know.

Use what?

What are you talking about? This.

We'll leak it. We'll be like, yo, rocker chick gets banged, you know. We'll help

you out, you know. That doesn't sound like that's helping me out.

Everyone in the middle of fucking over there. Yeah.

My God, yeah. I got to pee.

Where's my other sock?

What sock?

I have another white sock.

No, don't worry about it.

I'm not going to go with one sock.

We're going to stop by. We'll get you some socks real quick.

No, where's my other sock?

Yeah, so listen.

Well, we can stop in here and fucking, uh... Put a shirt on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Um, yeah. Hold on.

Yeah, I gotta, you know, I gotta get out. You got it. You want us to get

right over?

Hey, pay attention, man.

So, listen, uh, here, get her CDs.

Yeah, those. Get all her, get all that stuff that she thinks she's gonna get

famous from. It's really not important.

She's not gonna get anything right, dog.

Hey, here's your shirt.

Here's your shirt.

There's a shirt. There's your other shirt.

There's your other shirt.

Why are you throwing shit at my fucking face right now?

There you go. That's your book.

There's your phone.

There you go. Are we here?

Yeah,

this is the place right up here. Yeah, that would've been cool. This is the

studio that... Where's the other sock?

Just put your shoe on. You gotta... I wanna show you something outside real

quick. It's really cool. It's a cool studio. They record music. Are we here?

This is the studio, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, come here. I got to

show you this real quick.

Yeah, this is... Yo, they're going to totally hook you up with some music.

What? This is a very indie hipster music. What?

My people's... The hipster.

Yeah, it's totally cool. Just come here. I don't even have pants on yet. No,

you're fine.

Yeah, look. It's right over here. Look, I know it's empty, but the front door...

I got to really show you the front door. Just go down.

What? Look, go down there real quick. Yeah, just right there.

Go that way. Just look to the right. You see where it says Florida Meteor? Yeah,

go down there. Hey, look, I got your socks and your keys.

What?

Yeah,

don't trust no one.

Bye.

See ya.

Oh, shit.

Oh, look, go drive by her real quick. Go drive by her real quick. I got to tell

her something. Yeah, I want to go tell her the website.

Yeah, come here.

I want to tell you. Don't come here.

I got to tell you something.

You're kidding.

Shut up. Shut up. Come here.

We got to tell you something.

We're going to take you. We'll take you home. Come here.

I got to tell you something first.

It's going to be. You want to know where this is going to be shown, right? Yeah.

Yeah, don't forget. Look it up, okay? It's called bangbust.com.

Bye.

We're a bunch of dicks.

It's so far from where we picked her up. Oh, shit.

She's fucked.