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Oh, man.

Fucking knackered.

What's on TV?

How are you, Mandy?

Are you alright?

What's up with you?

I'm just really fucked up today, Charlie.

Why?

What's up?

Tom.

Oh, is this up pro... sorry, would you?

Yeah, Tom.

Again.

Oh, your boyfriend?

What's up with that come now?

Not my boyfriend.

I'm so fucked up.

Oh, what's up?

Because Christina, pretty much, sent me this message.

Like, she was out last night and she was at one of the cocktail bars and she sees

fucking Tom and his girl and she reckons that he was just some fucking girl,

some dirty little skank from Tinder.

Right, slow down, slow down.

Explain.

I'm literally just... I'm fuming.

Like, so obviously he's been fucking and dating all the girls.

Fucking and dating, or fucking around.

I don't even know.

I don't even know, Charlie.

He's been doing everything.

Behind my back, like, I thought he was really into me and fuck him, he's a cunt.

I know we've only just kind of met because our parents have moved in together and...

Oh, I know, yeah.

And that's my TV, by the way.

I hope you're enjoying it.

I am.

What are you watching?

I'm not paying attention.

So basically, Tom's fucking you off.

Basically, Tom's fucked me off.

I need to fucking... what can I do?

I need to get back at him.

What can I do?

We tried ignoring him.

I've done that with girls before and they do not like it.

When a guy ignores a girl's, girls hate it.

If I ignore him now, I'm probably doing him a favour.

That's not how it works with girls, though.

So I've not had a sister or a step-sister before, so I can't really...

Well, you're going to have to get used to it because I'm really mad right now and if

you're going to be my fucking step-brother, you're going to have to help me.

I've already been to the gym today, I don't know what...

Was it a slight emotional support kind of thing?

Actually, oh my god, you do go to the gym, don't you?

Wait, do you have a six-pack?

Obviously, I've not really seen you without your clothes on.

Let me see.

So, I'm just...

I'm trying to flex.

Yeah, I'll work out.

Actually, I've just thought of a really good idea.

Like, obviously, mum and your dad, like, I only just let in a sort of thing

at the moment and now you've just moved in here.

Your mum and my dad.

Whoa, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know.

What about?

Yeah, but they've moved in, I know it's...

What about if, like, I just posed with, like, a little bit of you?

You don't have to get your face in or anything.

And, like, sort of send in...

Well, no, because he'll see the tattoos and he'll know it's you.

I don't know.

I've only met him once, he's not gonna...

I know, but I've got to make it realistic, like, maybe, like, I don't know...

But, like, holding hands, that's kind of... No, nothing, I'm not fucking 12.

Okay, this is gonna sound really weird, but I'm so fucking mad, right?

And you're gonna have to have a bitch out, right?

What if, like, I pretend, like, you're some guy I'm getting with, yeah?

Right.

And then you take some photos of my phone, yeah?

And I'll send them to him.

What do you think?

Like, are you okay with that?

I mean, like, it can just get near me.

Trust me, I've seen enough dick.

Like, yours is not gonna bother me.

And, anyway, like... Okay.

You know... I didn't know you were this crazy.

Would you do that?

Obviously, don't ever fucking... Like, obviously, nothing's gonna happen.

Yeah, obviously, you're my fucking sexist.

I know, exactly, I know, I know.

Is that weird?

Do you find that weird?

Oh no, I'll help you out.

Yeah, just help me out.

But then, like, I can send that cunt to pictures.

Like, I can be like, whatever.

I was over you anyway.

Okay.

What do you want me to do then?

Take some pictures now, or...?

Come over here.

Come over here.

Hold on.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

What's up?

But I'm not gonna tell them the girls.

You can just be some random guy like I met online.

Okay.

Like, on Tinder or something.

Oh, right.

Plenty of fish and shit like that.

Yeah, exactly.

Okay, you can be my hookup tonight.

But... Oh my God, I'm so fucking mad.

I can't believe he's cheating on me.

What are you doing there?

Okay, okay, just get your cock out.

We're gonna take a photo.

What?

I've just been to the gym.

That's how you've got a fucking big one.

What?

I hope you've got a big one because it's gonna

look really sad if you've got a little dick.

I hope not.

I think it's okay.

Oh, bloody hell!

It's... Okay, Rome.

You might have a bit of a semi.

So what are you doing then?

Taking a... Oh my God, do I touch it or not?

What do I do?

Hold this and take a photo.

Take a photo, okay.

Let me put the flash on.

All right.

On.

All right, take it as... I would like sort of...

Okay.

Say cheese for Tom.

Bucky Tom.

Okay, I think I've got it.

Check that.

I don't know, that looks all right.

But do you think I should get my tips out?

I don't know.

I don't know.

It doesn't really look real, does it?

Mandy, you're my fucking... You're my step-sister now.

You should have just done that.

Whatever.

Fuck off.

Go on.

Get your tips out.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Did you like them?

T-shirt, hide them.

What do you like them?

You should be proud of their...

...fucking booby-hiding techniques.

Oh my God, now you've got really fucking hot... Fuck how that is grown!

You're embarrassing me now!

I can now do a photo.

Now do a photo with your boobs out as well.

Yeah.

Go on then.

Okay.

Oh shit.

Touching me.

Wait, you can't see your boobs?

Lean back, lean back.

That's it.

I think that's why I checked that.

How's that look?

That's like, that's good.

I'm going to send that.

I'm going to send that in a minute.

Yeah, fuck Tom.

Oh fuck, Monday, what are you doing?

You're my fucking step-sister, man.

I was feeling like I wanted to tell you all.

Whatever, fucking look at your cock if you didn't... ...if you didn't really want it.

It wouldn't be like that, would it?

Yeah, I'm a guy, I can't... What do you want me to do?

I don't know, what do you want to do?

Oh fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh, come on, we can't do this.

We can't do it.

You're my step-sister.

We're going to be living together like, two weeks.

Right, but it's fine.

Oh fuck it.

Fuck it?

Are you going to fuck it?

It's fine, as long as no one ever knows.

Oh shit, I don't think so.

You're helping me get over Tom right now.

Fuck, I'm going to tell him.

Oh shit.

You sure you want to do this?

Mm-hmm.

You're fucking sexy, Leigh.

Oh, thank... so are you.

Thank you.

God, your boobs are amazing.

You did it.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah.

Oh shit.

You really do not like Tom, do you?

I don't.

He'll fuck himself.

Let me sit down.

Can I see your ass?

Yeah.

Really?

Oh shit.

Nice tan lines.

Oh fuck up.

Fuck, man, do your fit.

I think I'm going to enjoy living with you.

Do you think?

Yeah.

Long as you split up with a boyfriend every week.

I think he's gone.

Oh, I don't know why Tom fucks around with you.

No, don't worry.

Fucking hell, your dick.

What?

Do your go to the gym.

Don't train my dick.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck me this bitch.

Oh fuck.

You are the best step sister.

Mm-hmm.

Mm, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh god.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Pull my shorts off.

Yeah.

My pants off as well.

What's stinking from the gym?

I'm liking it.

You're making this cake, man.

Yeah, just kidding.

Keep them up.

Oh shit.

No, this cock's...

I was not expecting this.

Yeah.

Not at all.

I'm keeping it a secret.

I'm keeping this a secret.

I'm not seeing this at all.

Of course not.

You're a step sister next door.

I mean, I'm not gonna lie.

I did look at your package a couple of times.

When?

Just like, you know, when you've been walking around.

I don't know if I can judge it.

Yeah.

Oh shit.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

What?

I'm so horny.

Me too.

I'm not sex.

Are we?

That's okay, isn't it?

Being step-brother and sister.

You have to... It's not...

I mean... Illegal or anything, really.

My purse is pretty fluffy and wet.

You have a lot.

What do you want me to do?

Oh shit.

Bend over that way.

You want me to bend over?

Yeah, just gonna pussy me out.

That's it.

You're really gonna fuck me.

Mm.

Touch pussy.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Fuck me, that's wet.

Oh my god.

That surgery is really wet.

Fuck.

Mm.

Oh my god.

Oh, come on, bend over, let me see that.

Here?

Yeah.

Right here?

Yeah.

I wouldn't have had to write all that anyway, so... No.

All good luck up there.

You go to the gym, don't you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm sure you work out some hiking or something.

Oh, shit.

As if you're actually gonna fuck me right now.

Oh my god, you've got to pull your ass open.

Open up.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, this is fucking me too.

Oh, shit.

It's how it is if you're coaxing me.

Oh, fuck, Mandy, that's good.

I can't believe this.

Oh my god.

Mm.

Fuck, that's wet.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, lots of juices on it.

Shit, yeah.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, shit.

That's good, Mandy.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my god.

Oh, shit.

Oh, it's fucking juices all over it.

You're fucking on your bitch.

I am.

Oh, my god.

Mm.

Oh, shit.

That's rather good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck this job all over me.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Mm.

That's it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Mm.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, that feels good.

Oh, my god.

Mm.

This is a savage problem.

What kind of a savage problem?

Fuck, I'm a dick, man.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fucking juice all over me.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

You can come sit on my deck.

Yeah.

Let me get on my chair.

You've got multiple thighs.

Oh.

Oh my god, he's touching me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's a good one.

Oh, yeah.

You know what you're doing on top, don't you?

I know, I do.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my gosh.

You beat your tip.

You're going to have to press the knee.

Oh, fucking hell.

Oh my god.

I'm scared that mom and dad might come by.

We're out at some kind of meeting, aren't we?

It's okay, fuck you.

We can't stop now.

We can fucking stop it.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, I feel so...

Oh my god.

Oh my god, I feel so good.

Oh.

I can't sit like this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

God, you're hot.

What are you doing now?

What are you getting at?

Oh.

Don't hurt yourself.

I'm not used to something so big.

I feel a bit nervous like someone's going to tear up.

But the cat doesn't come in.

I may not be aware of shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

I feel like I'm out of shit.

Oh, yeah.

UV ray.

Oh, fuck.

Camera check.

I'm going to sit up for me.

Okay.

Yeah.

You're going to sit up?

Yeah.

How are you doing?

I'm going to take another picture for me.

Take another picture?

Yeah.

Where'd you go?

Maybe want to...

then over with me, then over.

And just, yeah.

Tom will not like that.

I know.

I had a new one.

There's one called over there.

Come over this way.

More room here.

Okay.

Let's keep it there and then take a photo.

Oh, that looks good.

We're trying to get your face in as well.

Look this way.

That'll suit perfectly.

Camera check.

Right down.

I'm going to sit.

Oh, that's fine.

And then it's hot.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

You just had to tip him out.

You too?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

God.

Oh, you're making me want to come.

Oh, here we go.

Do you want to taste my come?

Yeah.

You're going to whine me into your mouth.

Yeah.

You could take two steps.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, this one is fucking all right.

Mmm.

I don't have to grow up in the morning, though, so...

Mmm.

You want to whine me into your phone?

Mmm.

You want to stand up for me?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

It's like that.

It's like that.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, it's it.

Oh, fuck.

Mmm, fuck.

Yeah.

Is that how you like it?

Is that how you like it?

Is that how you like it?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, sick.

You're going to like this.

How you like it?

Mmm, yeah.

That's good.

That's it.

I'm going to whine it, whine it, whine it.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

That's it, that's it.

Oh.

I'm just going to put it in my face.

Yeah.

Oh, it's a bit faster.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, sick.

You're going to keep going.

Oh, my God.

You're going to keep going.

You're going to keep going.

Oh, that's it.

Oh.

Oh, so we're going to keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, there's more.

It's not stopping.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

You got it in my eye.

Shit, I'm sorry.

Do it.

It's not the best shot.

You want to take a picture of that, boy?

Yeah.

Oh, my God, should I keep one eye closed at home?

I don't know what to do.

Okay, make him think you're blinded.

Okay, smile.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to send him these right now.

It's sent.

I think you need a shower now.

I'll put them in the gym and you.

I'm lucky you need a shower.

Fucking hell, you got it in my eye, you little prick.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, he's going to be so mad.

I can't wait to get these messages back.

Thanks.

Okay, see you in a bit.