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Listen, department, home town, room no. Got it?

Don't jerk your hand

And be careful, never press Bhai’s hand.

And don't forget to touch your chest after the handshake

got it right?

Bhai, assalamu alaikum

Assalamu alaikum, bhai

Assalamu alaikum, bhai

Walaikum assalam

Assalamu alaikum, bhai

Assalamu alaikum, bhai

Bhai, Assalamu alaikum, bhai

Assalamu alaikum, bhai

How are you guys?

Assalamu alaikum, bhai

Fine, Bhai

Assalamu alaikum, bhai

Who’s this?

He moved in the hall today

Today?

Yes, Bhai

Where’s your home?

Comilla

Hmmm?

Comilla

Which department?

History

Met the other boys of your dept.?

Yes, Bhai

Tell all of them to move in our dorm

Alright?

Our group needs more muscles.

Yes, Bhai

And...

And before bringing anyone in, ask us first

Yes, Bhai

How many we have yet?

Around ten or twelve

Ten–twelve! Good

Yes, Bhai

We need a lot more

Hey, you boys eat something

No, Bhai, it’s fine

Grab a snack, don’t be shy.

Come on, take & eat whatever you want

No tension, just eat

As Bhai incesting… let’s eat

Arrey no…

It's ok, man, let's eat

Eat less man!

Hey man, what’s up?

Just arrived from home?

Yeah

Just now?

Yeah

Why’s he looking frustrated?

Come to the guest room tonight

I’ll come… but what’s going on?

Forget it

Go rest, I’ll meet you at night

Okay

You boys are unbelievable.

Hei? Bhai was being courteous and you guys-

hey! Say something!

Have you left your common sense at home, you dumb f**k?

He told you to grab a thing or two, not the whole store.

Whatever, leave it

They’re new they didn't get it

Don’t do this again, okay?

Introduce yourselves

Who’s new?

Assalamu alaikum Bhai

Room no: 303, department: Journalism, district: Thakurgaon

Assalamu alaikum Bhai… (mumbles)

speak louder

Comilla district, History department

What’s your room number?

Room no 312

Hey

Teach them properly

Yes, Bhai

They can’t even introduce themselves

Isn’t it your responsibility!

Yes, Bhai

And one more thing…

Who allowed you to stay in this hall?

You, Bhai

No, Not us

The ruling party

Yes, Bhai

They gave you the room and the benefits, and us too

So we also have responsibilities, right?

Yes, Bhai

You don’t even need to give much time

Three, four days a week That’s it

You’re getting benefits, your juniors should too

As we have received and now we’re giving it to you, right?

Yes, Bhai

We got it, now we’re giving it to you, right?

Yes, Bhai

So maintain this code

Teach the new ones, Guide them

Yes, Bhai

Okay?

Yes, Bhai

Hey! You guys here?

Yeah bro, what’s up?

Just dropped off Bhai

Heading back to the hall

Bhai?

Yeah, my leader

You bought a bike?

Bike? This is unicorn

Bro, In politics, a bike is mandatory!

Alright then, you guys chill

I have to pick up Bhai tomorrow morning, scheduled program

Damn…

all the forced greetings and handshake,

If they had paid me even 1 cent for each one,

I’d have a 150cc bike by now

What the f**k am I doing with my life…

dhet!

A bike! huh!

Hey mama, lets get him

Hey!

Is this campus your dad’s property?

Hmn?

Why did you drive a truck inside the campus?

I didn’t know the road…

Thought I’d exit through Shahbagh…

Get down

Hey, bring him down

Get down

Alright

tell me something…

What’s more valuable, life or time?

Why aren’t you talking, you dumb f**k?

Life is more valuable

Then why the hell did you drive a truck through campus?

You know who walks around here?

Students of Math, Philosophy, Psychology…

Their heads are full of thoughts

They don’t look up

What if someone got crushed under your truck?

You don’t get that?

Bhai, sorry I made a mistake, please let me go

Shut up

Don’t bullshit me

What’s in the truck?

Sugar

Rahman Company, from Magura

Bro, Rahman Company owner… big shot

Call him

Call your boss

Hey dumba**s, call him

We’ve got money, bro

Bhai! Here… take this

You dumba**s!

do you think we’re beggars?

Got it, Bhai!

Talk about a hundred grand.

hello boss,

these motherf**kers want a hundred grand...

What a hassle…

Fine, whatever

Bhai, here Talk

Hello…

from campus…

ruling party…

51******

Hello, who’s this?

I’m the joint secretary. Who are you?

Bhai

Assalamu Alaikum, Bhai

we are from Bidyasagar Hall, Second year

Did you guys stop a truck?

Yes, Bhai

Release it

We got a call from higher-up

Holding it’ll create more trouble

Yes, Bhai

Yeah, release it right now

Yes, Bhai

Assalamu Alaikum, Bhai

Bhai just called

ordered to release the truck

Hey

Get out

Hey , stop

Get out

Get out

Move

Mama, as you took the money…

won’t Bhai get angry?

Shut up, idiot

Why would he get angry?

Listen...

In this political field,

Whatever comes in cash, take it

Opportunities don’t show up every day

And you think Bhai let him go for free?

Bhai gets his cut, no doubt

So what’ll you do with this little money?

A few drinks perhaps? What else…

In this city, alcohol you can not get in debt

Either you buy it overpriced,

or you drink for free

There’s no middle ground

thats what we will do with the money

let's go

Come on, don’t sulk

I drank Carew

My inner philosopher woke up in Peru

For a mental marathon.

One peg-Two peg-Three Peg

Then lots of emotion.

Big shots and Great Don-

All lose, Carew Won.

Oh, I am now drunk and gone.

Intoxicated, Drunk, Wasted, Tipsy

My senses, feelings, and judgments faltered and

I slept the day through a hangover.

Intoxicated, Drunk, Wasted, Tipsy

Carew, pure Bengali stuff hah ha

Assalamualaikum Bhai

Walaikum assalam

I brought this for you,

flower from my balcony plant

hmn?

Yes Bhai

Wanted to talk to you

Yeah, tell me

Bhai need some private space, the matter is secret.

Yeah, tell me

Bhai, you’re becoming a leader…

University president, Bhai

But how do you know already I’ll be the president?

Bhai...

I do campus journalism

We get news before anyone else

Bhai, In the last two committees, Bhai

We got news before even the Prime Minister

Wow… not bad

And Bhai, with political background of your family…

Even if they put a banana tree in your place

That tree would become the leader

Alright, You talk well

Save my number

Yes, Bhai

01347******

Call me tonight, we will talk

And one more thing, Bhai…

You already have that ‘leader vibe’

If you shave the beard and keep only the moustache…

You’ll get that charismatic political look

Let me show you sommething

Hmm…

I get it

I’ll think about it

Yes, Bhai

Call me tonight

Assalamualaikum Bhai

hmn

I am the Student Leader of University of Chankharpul

Our party is in power.

Greetings Bhai!

How are you Bhai?

Everything alright? Bhai?

Can lay down my life on your command,

Whatever you say- You're The Bhai!

If the Leader needs a spoonful,

I will give him a load.

I can cook fish, I can boil,

I will grow rice from soil.

You have dirty clothes, I'm your laundry,

I can threaten people crossing your boundary.

You are the Bhai, You're the Boss.

Dying in your service won't be a loss.

Dying for the Boss, Seldom a loss.

We are distantly related, I am not sure how

I am a grass, you are Holy Cow.

We are from the same neighbourhood, you are my Master.

I start my new life as your court jester.

Every word that comes out of your mouth is sweet like honey,

You can shut me up, or you can make me funny.

You lead the band, we march ahead

For the party, for our Bhai, we will accept death.

If you go sideways, we will follow that pose.

I will be Jack, You will be my Rose.

I will be your human shield, Bhai

Your mood will be my mood, Bhai.

I am a political orphan, it's difficult for a bastard lad.

I have enough Bhai's, I should call you Dad.

I stick with you, impersonating your smile

You are the Colonel, I am your rank and file.

Leader, I love you unconditionally and true

Can use my skin, to make you a shoe.

You are my love, you are my game

Just whistle and I will change my name.

I will publish a book that contains your thought

Nobody has so much aura, you are the GOAT.

Now everybody say-

Heil Bhai, Heil Boss.

Dying in your service won't be a loss.

Heil Bhai, Heil Boss.

Dying in your service won't be a loss.

Heil Bhai, Heil Boss.

You take two halls

You take three

If we control five halls… we’ll see what’s next

Bhai, Bhai

Bhai, Assalamu Alaikum, Bhai

Walaikum Assalam

Bhai… Bidyasagar Hall

Which year?

Bhai, Second year, Bhai

Good, Let’s go

B....B...

Bhai, Bhai

Bhai, can I take a picture, Bhai?

Hurry up, Stand here

Stand here

Take it

Hey

Why do you sit down?

Bhai, when I stand next to you, I look taller, Bhai

How could I ever be taller than you?

Take care

Let’s go

Bro, you’re the best!

You guys got promoted to second year, right?

Yes, Bhai

Then why are the first-years like this?

Bunch of dumbasses.

We, the seniors, leaders, walk pass them,

They don’t even greet us

Zero manners

You guys got promoted to second year

From today, you’ll take the guest room

Whatever the hall customs are, teach them

Make them human

Other seniors also complained,

These boy s don’t know shit

They just walk pass like we’re invisible

Train them

From today, keep this in check

No more complains , Got it?

Make them human, understand?

Yes, Bhai

Keep it in your head

Yes, Bhai

okey,now leave.

Hei who from your batch didn’t come to today’s program?

You stupid f***!

Swallowed a d*** or what?

Bro, his roommate didn’t come

Huh?

His room mate ,Bhai

Why?

Bhai, he has a fever

fever?

Bring him here

Bhai, his condition is really bad

Hey dumb f**k

I said, Bring him here

-GO Now -Yes, Bhai

What’s this?

Why’re you shaking your legs?

Are your Bhais are here to watch your dance?

Sorry Bhai

Sorry what?

Hei,step back, everyone! Hei dance! you, In front,. evryoneelse step back.

Go back

Come forward, Forward

Bhai, please forgive me

You stupid f**k, come forward

Bhai, please forgive me

You stupid f**k, come forward

Bhai

Dance!

You stupid f**k, this is how you dance?

Stop

Give me your phone

Hei move move!

everyone move

Assalamualaikum Bhai

What happened? Why’re you limping?

Health is not good Bhai, Fever.

What?

Fever, Bhai

Are you really feeling that sick?

Yes, Bhai

What does your father do?

He’s a farmer

Come, let me check your fever…

I’ll tie a rock to your balls and float you down river, m***********!

Get back

Listen...

From now on, all of you will attend every program

Clear?

If anyone skips...

I’ll throw you out of the hall

Even if you’re dying, you come

Clear?

Yes, Bhai

I didn’t hear you

Yes, Bhai

Is it bleeding?

Yes, Bhai

Go wash your mouth

Hei

did your friend fall asleep by this time?

What time is it?

12:30 AM

It’s been 15–20 minutes

Check if he fell asleep

-Someone go -Aye, go check

Someone go check if he fell asleep

Bhai...Bhai...Bhai

he’s collapsed in front of the bathroom

What?

He’s been lying there for a while

Hei

Someone go

You go

Let's go

move move move

make space

Let me see

Where’s the water bottle!

Through some water

What?

Were you pretending?

Who faints from one slap?

move

Get up

Sit beside him

Hey Bhai, leave him

He got scared

Scared of what, huh?

Do we wish anyone harm?

Everything we do is for your good

You boys go, you two stay

everyone else leave

Go, go, no need to salute me

Sit straight

Okay, I’m leaving too

Yes, Bhai

Okay Bhai

Let's go

Let's take him to the canteen

Hmm?

Towards canteen

Let's go

You boys sit here

Uncle, two cigarettese

And ask him what he wants to eat

Can you eat something?

Bhai, he can’t eat

Why?

Uncle...

give him yoghurt with chira

When is tomorrow's programe?

Didn't Bhai call?

! wont go tomorrow

i will sleep

Bhai will kick the sleep through your ass

Hei! Why aren’t you eating?

If you can’t eat, then don’t

Bhai, he’s still bleeding

He can’t eat

If he can’t eat, then why’d he take it?

Wasted 40 taka

Take him back to his room

Take him back

Hey man…

what if something happened from that slap?

That’s why I first asked what his father does

What does your father do? What does your father do?

What’s his job? What does your dad do?

What does your father do? What does your father do?

Hey Mama...

wait

Hey

where the hell were you?

There are tons of new students in the hall now

Running everything alone is getting tough, you know that

Man… I rented a place outside

house? Why?

tiered of staying with 30 40 people in a single room

I stayed here for almost a year

none of our batch has to stay with 30 40 students now

so where's the problem!

Bro… things got even worse

What do you mean?

How much does your bedmate weigh?

Why?

Just answer, how much does your bedmate weigh?

hmn i guess

Sixty… maybe sixty-five

The university gave me a 106-kilo dude

Sometimes he hugs me like I’m his personal pillow

Yeah… sharing one bed with two guys is tough

Only tough?

Bro, don't you know what it’s like to share a single bed with another student?

Still… As you guys are here, sometimes i can come, I can stay

If there was no space, I can sleep on the roof or balcony

But bro, I can’t share a bed with another guy

That’s so disgusting

bullshit system!

But Since when did you start talking like some woke leftist?

Bro, I shower every day, okay?

Let me ask you something

Yeah, go ahead

Your uncle’s a parliament member. Why didn’t you tell Bhai?

He could’ve given you a separate room easily

Who told you that?

bro, I won’t tell anyone, relax

No, give me the name

Who told you that?

In politics, information matters

Not Sources

And sources always change, You get it?

How much is it?

Fifty-five

write on my name

Why’re you just standing?

Say what you came to say

Yes Bhai…

Bhai, let me give you a massage

Go ahead

Bhai…

Hmm?

Bhai…

I was thinking…

I need to buy a bike

It’s a bit urgent

can’t do politics without a bike

Yeah…

you can’t do politics without a bike

Yes, Bhai…

So I need to borrow money

How much?

Bhai... Twenty thousand

I’ll return it next month

Look… I invested a lot in the business yesterday

If you’d come yesterday, I could’ve given you something

Okay Bhai… no problem

Hmmm...

Ah...

What kind of bike?

A second-hand one

whatever i get by one lakh

Hmm...

why!

You can get a good one for eighty thousand

I’ll arrange one for you

Mmm...

You got the rest?

i dont want to see any conflict in our group

we all need to grow together

our goul is to reach the central and rulling the country

we are the power, ain't we?

we will make it together...

Give me two cigarettes

I’ll pay later

Hey, give me two cigarettes

Bhai, money?

You’ll get it when you get it

Hey man

haven’t seen you around

Running some secret hustle or what?

At this time…

If I had a chance, I’d hustle too

Oh, you soft little saint

Didn’t expect that from you

But listen, junior boys like you most among us

If you stay active, you can make something

bro, i dont see any way!

just for a damn bike i can't reach the leader

No networking, nothing

You’re not wrong,

If you have a bike or a camera,

its no matter being close a leader easily

But Bro… if you were a girl,

That’d be different

Leaders don’t want protocol from girls …

they are for something else

Hey man from when you started smoking!

But since you guys take it…

maybe it’s not that bad

bro, seems like you are in deep shit

Let’s go for a drink

mama…

I dont even have money to buy poison at this time

Bhai already gave the money for drinks

Why Bhai gave the money?

He probably did a good hustle..

How big?

Could be fifteen… twenty lakhs

colud be fifty too

Blue was the favourite color

so everything painted like blue

Bro bro A blue bike?

hei slow slow slow....

shut of the light

shut off the f***ing light

seems like expensive bike

Blue bike, huh

Nice bike

Listen, man

Worldly politics isn’t real politics...

The real politics begins after death.

heh!

What politics are you talking about after death?

You will understand after death

Bro, At least we have a helmat now

Bhai…

your bill is overdue

If you could pay something...

Am I leaving the hall?

Today, tomorrow, You’ll get your money, right?

Bhai, the wayprices are rising...

Don’t start that price bullshit!

When it’s time, you’ll get paid

If I ask you about food quality, what will you answer

What kind of low grade food is these...

The soup is so watery that I can see my own face in it

Bhai, the prices...

Liesten...

Forget the money Fix the food

Lots of people are waiting for this canteen tender

Who is it?

Bhai… It’s me

May I come in?

Come in

Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

So?

Bhai… I’m in a bad place financially

If you could help

Aren’t you the rich guy’s son?

If you’re drowning, imagine the rest

As you need money

Why didn’t you join the business?

I told you, you’ll get protection,

with a strong backup

Bhai...

I’m scared

Thank you, Bhai

You know any juniors with guts?

I’ll check, Bhai, I’ll let you know

You’ll get a commission

Okay, Bhai

Go

Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

Walaikum assalam

Bhai…

a two-day journalist dared to publish that on you

And you didn’t crush him yet?

Bhai…

Swear to God, he’s from the opposition

A snake hiding under ourgroup,

we should beat him up

Bhai…

Just say the word, I’ll drag that f**ker here myself

Stop

None of need to do anything

I will see it by myself

just calm

Bhai…

you treat juniors like brothers…

But this one is not a junior, its a snake!

Bhai, assalamu alaikum, Bhai

See, I made you viral!

You little shit!

How you post crap about Bhai and walk in smiling?

Bhai, Negative or positive doesn’t matter

Impact does

You don’t see the deeper game

you wont understand

I’ll talk to him outside

Everyone else stays

Tell me, wasn't the news too negative?

Since when am I the goddamn criminal of Dhaka?

You made me look like a Villain

Bhai…

Bhai… Villain and hero is a matter of time

You wanted to viral

We did so

Bhai, look, already 500 shares

You won’t remain a student leader forever, Bhai

Don't you have a future

If they don’t fear you,

it will be a drawback for your political career

Though it sounds negative this time

This news will help you in the long-term

And remember Bhai,

no successful person’s path was smooth.

You need to be strict on your plan

I understand your logic

but the juniors are upset about it

Bhai

How many of them?

Ten? Twelve?

Did you come in the news for ten to twelve guys!

Bhai

And i think only your seniors can give you suggestions or advice,

do you think junior leaders can match your wisdom!

How can they?

Exactly Bhai

If you want, we can put out another one,

make you look like helping farmers and paddy fields

Yes we have to do one like this too...

Yes Bhai, don’t worry about it, we will do it for you ..

If you still concern about the news we can delete it though…

No no news doesn't need to remove

Now Go, Outsiders are prowling

Its not safe to be seen

I will talk to you personally

Now go..

Bhai, those club members want booze again

Same corrupted syndicate

Fine, fine.. Dont need to explain

take it

Assalamu alaikum

Bhai, Assalamu alaikum

Yes, Boss

Yeah Boss, it’s handled

Leader won’t wanna delete it anymore

Yes, Boss

Boss, just a small problem

no boss, i already convinced leader

Boss, The issue is Bhai's juniors

They want some booze

yes

Boss

Than boss send some money please

okey boss

Assalamu alaikum

A leader can’t run from criticism

A leader is always a leader

Talk among yourselves, I’ll be back

Assalamu alaikum, leader

Were you made university leader to rule, or to play street thug?

Your family opened the door for you,

and now we have to watch trash like this go viral?

Do you know how many people shared it?

Leader, it’s an opposition attack...

Where were you?

Where were your men?

A report storms the campus and you’re blind?

If you can’t control campus media,

how can you controll the whole campus

Useless fool

Leader… I’m handling it

This is your last warning

Listen...

Love can come anytime

But...

student politics? One shot One window

Miss it, not a second chance

so right now, politics is more important for me

hei wont you finish the soup!

Why don’t you come to the guest room?

You can’t do politics like this

Man, I’m not made for politics

Don’t say that!

You were the most promising first-year political student in our batch

If you give up now.....

Start again

Don’t quit

And remember

calm seas

never make a skilled sailor

I don’t know about the sea

but my pockets are very calm

Hello? Dad, I...

Don’t need to introduce yourself

I haven’t deleted your number yet

Dad, I need some money…

Wow

All these days I called, you never picked up

Today you need money,

so you remember your father?

Where were you all the days?

What did you eat?

Where did you get money?

Fine, forget it

Pack your things and come home tonight

I won’t let you study in any university here

There’s no education anyway

When the time is right, I’ll send you abroad

Just come back

Oi, Give me two cigarettes

You’ll be paid later

Bhai

Bhai if you dont give me the money,

I could buy the stuff tomorrow

Why do you talk so much?

Why do you want to do politics?

What are you lacking?

Did anyone in your family ever join politics?

Kids from good families don’t

If your mother were here

you wouldn’t fall this low

Do I send you money every month for doing this?

Hello

What’s up?

Are you home?

Yeah

Bro, can I stay at your place for two days?

hmn? hmn Yeah, come

Bro… I’ll need your garage too

Why? Bought a bike?

Not a bike…

Okay, got it, there is space for car too, come

Not a car actually...

Hello? …Hello?

Bro... I wanted to explain

You hung up

Just two days, help me out

yeah, tie it up here

Dude...

you bought a horse, but where is the saddle?

Huh?

Saddle!

The seat you ride on

A seat!

Yeah, I ordered it

It’ll arrive tomorrow or the day after

Good then

Wait, Bhai is calling

Bhai, assalamu alaikum

Walaikum assalam

Listen...

you have an important task tomorrow

No problem, Bhai

Go to the shop where they sell horse saddles

Ask the prices

Check any good second-hand saddle

and give me all the details

manage it anyway

But Bhai, where do they sell these?

If I have to tell you that,

why am I giving you the responsibility?

Alright, Bhai...

I’ll check and update you tomorrow

Okay

okey Bhai, Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

tata

Man...

He’s losing his mind

Huh

Forget it

Bro...

can you help me?

hmn? Tell me

Bro, I lost my wallet today

What? Seriously, How?

Dropped from my pocket when I went out

Bro, the horse saddle is coming tomorrow

And I need to buy some stuff for the horse

Can you lend me twenty thousand?

Twenty… or whatever you can

Okay, no problem

After getting back the cards i will pay you back?

no issue, it’s fine

Thanks, Bhai

who is this?

Get him here..

Hey, horse...

Come here

Bhai...

Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

Walaikum assalam

I feel like I’ve seen you before

Bhai, I’m from your group

My group?

Yes, Bhai

Why are you roaming around with a horse?

Bhai, this is my vehicle

Vehicle? means?

Bhai,

Bikes harm the environment, Bhai

burn fuel, smoke, noise pollution

So I’m riding a horse

As a future conscious politician

This is my silent protest against pollution

Good

Your thinking is good

You’ll do well in politics

Thank you, Bhai

Listen

tonight...

call me and meet me

Save this number

01347******

Bhai

****

Okay, Bhai

Don't forget to call

Alright, Bhai

Now go

Assalamu alaikum

Walaikum assalam

Who is it?

Bhai, it’s me

May i come?

yes

Come in

Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

Walaikum assalam

Sit sit

How's going on?

Good, Bhai

Everything okay?

Yes, Bhai

Where did you say you’re from?

Mymensingh, Bhai

Mymensingh

Nice place

hmn, Nice place

Your father, what does he do?

He does business

Oh, business

Okay,

do one thing,

bring a thing from the wardrobe

You’ll see it when you open it

Bhai, Which one?

The green one

And the glass beside it , bring that too

Bhai,

see this?

hmn?

This isn’t paint,

it’s 24 karat

Tell me

can any of you

write scripts, speeches?

Bhai, don’t worry at all

Just give me the topic,

I’ll arrange a full speech tonight

Possible in one day?

Bhai!

Of course

Give me the topic,

I’ll send you a sample

If you don’t like it, tell me

Alright,

I’m giving the topic:

The Role of the

Current Government in Unimaginable Development

Okay, Bhai

I’ll prepare a nice speech on that

Okay, Bhai

hmnn

Oh, here ,

take this

Bhai, no need money It’s fine

I said take it

Take care of the juniors

Bhai

Thank you, Bhai

Okay, go

Assalamu alaikum

Walaikum assalam

Bro

you bought a horse but didn’t treat us to a drink?

I will..

Buying the horse emptied my pockets

Let some cash come ,

then we’ll drink,

You cheap f**k!

You will treat us

huh

as if i never treat you when we were in first year!

let it go

when next?

Five days later

What’s today?

12th

So 17th

Sure?

Sure

17th

17th

Sure?

Sure

Bro, will you really buy us drinks?

Yeah, he will

i’ll feed you shit

just play

we're lossing

we won’t lose!

play

Send the lunch to my room

You pig-fucker!

Why are boys from other halls so active, but my hall has so few at programs?

What?!

Within 10 minutes, bring boys from my hall

My reputation is at stake!

Other halls have more

Where are the second-year boys?

What?!

Sucking d***

Sucking d*** somewhere?

Bring them here within 10 minutes

They’re sleeping?

Second-year boys?

Kick their a**es and drag them here!

Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

Why did you come alone?

Bhai, they’re coming from that side More on the way

Do I have d*** for eyes?

I don’t see anyone!

You deaf f***, Go bring them now!

They were eating lunch…

Didn’t I tell you to kick their asses? Go!

Go!

Bro, you there?

Yeah, come in

What's up

What are you reading?

Bro

did you find Aladdin’s lamp or something?

Haven’t seen you since you bought the horse

Bro,

student politics is messed up

It needs a big change

And change needs power

Your lamp is giving me money,

but what about power?

So power is more important than money to you?

Bro, I’ve tasted everything in life,

but never power

Even when I was in love,

I had to act like a wet cat at home

Power… on a larger scale… that’s something else

And to do anything good, there’s no alternative to power

Bro,

even dolls have power

Just need a small battery

and programming

A doll can dance to entertain

Kids are happy with that

For adults also

have dolls,

But not sure if they’re legal in Bangladesh

What the hell are you talking about?

Didn’t get it?

No..Say it clearly

I’m asking you,

can you ever become the Prime Minister of Bangladesh?

Whats up

Where did you manage such a great speech?

Bhai, I wrote it myself

You wrote it?

Yes, Bhai

Bhai, I always scored highest in literature

Good

There are many programs coming,

we’ll need your speeches

And I will see your matter

But one condition

you cannot write for anyone else

What are you saying, Bhai!

I won’t even write for myself

Only for you

Just give me the topics

i will handover you in time

Remember that

Of course, Bhai

And it doesn’t take me long to write these things

Why should you waste your time on small things?

Don’t remind me

The boys around me, you see them, right?

All idiots

Bought their posts with money

No brains at all and wis to be a leader

But you ,

You’ve got brains

You’ll go far

Bhai…

one question

Go on

Bhai…

How much does it cost to get a hall post?

I just asked out of curiosity

Listen,

don’t bother about that

You won’t need money for your post

You’ll get it by merit

Thank you Bhai

And...

People who buy posts,

they’re just stupids

Are you a stupid?

No, Bhai

yea

Use your head

Time will speak

Yes, Bhai

why aren’t you drinking?

Drink

Whats up

Horse

Eat...

Eat

Today Bhai made me drink

In that happiness, you eat

As days pass,

I will become Bhai's private company

After that, who will reach me!!

Eat this

Eat more

Hey just eat

Where the hell are you, man?

Damn idiot!

You’re tutoring at this hour?

For the last time asking...

Hei, Where are you?

Get down now, there’s trouble

So you wont open your mouth?

The opposition party’s boy

were spying on us sir.

Passes all of our insides..

i will hand him over

Thats why I called PP

Bhai...

can I talk to him in private for a minute?

Hmm..

Tell me one thing

If someone want to have sex with adult dolls…

Do they get angry?

Do they even know that they’re being fucked?

Is this doll from the ruling party

or the opposition party?

Heiiii

This is the political scene Here,

devil plays the fiddle,

Heiiii

This is the political scene Here,

meritorious makes a fortune, By populist mean.

Heiiii

This is the political scene Here,

devil plays the fiddle,

Heiiii

This is the political scene Here,

meritorious makes a fortune, By populist mean.

Sir...

if you don’t mind…Can I kick him on the ass?

Assalamu alaikum,Bhai

Walaikum assalam

what’s about my bill?

Bhai...

yee actually I didn’t keep track later on....

Forget it, Bhai

it’s not much

And also you have stopped coming here often.

You must’ve thought

you’d never get your due payment,

right?

No, Bhai, nothing like that

Have a seat ,Bhai

Bhai I’ll send you a special chicken

oii..

anyone here? Give Bhai a special meal.

man

taste your special meal by yourself.

Here, keep the money.

It’s more than the total bill anyway

(random voices)

(Sports comentry)

Cheering!

Goal!

Cheering!

Hello?

Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

Bhai...

Did you talk to Big Brother About the tender?

Which tender?

The sculpture of the leader of the nation at Sabuj Chottor,

I told you a few days ago over the phone

Yes yes, I remember

Bhai...

if I get that tender, I can finally do something for the party

Seems

Everyone wants it, man…

but you know there is only one rule for tender

Whoever offers the most gets it.

Money is not an issue.

I want to do the sculpture of the nation’s leader

That's the peace of my mind.

And also I will also cut the trees for free.

Why do we have to cut the trees?

if we don’t cut the trees where will the sculpture stand?

At least three big trees must be cut.

Big old trees, It's costly too.

Okay

Let me talk to Bhai

Bhai can’t refuse me.

Love you, Bhai

By the way, if you don’t mind,

Can I have your Akash number?

love to contribute some for sweets

There’s an Akash on this number, Bro

Alright

Assalam Alaikm

Walaikum assalam

What’s up, bro?

Calling this late?

Hmn Sit

Didn’t I promise that I’d buy you drinks that day?

Here

Where are our other friends?

You didn’t call them?

No one’s coming, bro

Just you and me

Why? Won’t you call them? Aren't the friends?

we should drink all toether

wheres the fun in dringking without friends

Let me ask you something…

Do you really think we have any friends?

What bullshit!

I don’t think like that

I see everyone as my friend

You smalll brat...

You were struggling to watch the match that day.

Didn’t I lift you on my shoulders?

Even though my team lost

and you were celebrating.

I helped you with my shoulder

I don’t think stupid things like you.

We’ll be on this campus for a few years

And when we leave,

Won’t these become memories?

What do you mean we don’t have friends?

Come on… start drinking

Stop doing shit.

dhet!

Where’s the other cup?

I’m not drinking, You drink

What!?

What is fun about drinking alone?

without friends

why you didn't get the cup, man!

I quit drinking

You drink ,I’ll watch

You wanted a treat from me,

So, Tonight it’s all yours.

Didn’t you bring chips?

Hey bro,

have you noticed something?

Back than when we played cards,

there were always extra people.

Now, just you and me,

playing chess.

I was thinking…

Is there any game one can play alone?

Politics.

See...

Just think about the hard work we have done…

Think about it, no one worked as hard as we did.

But him?

He wouldn’t even show up in the guest room.

Tell me how many programs he actually attended?

In how many programs did you even see him?

Where is the real problem?

Girls on campus, they all stare at you.

What are you saying?

It feels very good to me

I don’t even notice

No bro I’ve seen it

They all look at you

When you ride that horse and past the Shadhu,

togh-bogh, togh-bogh,

I feel so damn proud of you

I enjoy it.

When my friends do well, it makes me happy.

I want you all to do great

You see..

One day you guys will be big, really big.

You’ll all go far.

The five, seven of us,

Someday we’ll each be in different places…

I’ll miss you guys, man.

It’ll hurt.

I love you all.

You think I’m a stupid f**k. I know that

I don’t really have anyone close.

You too treat me like third-person singular number

Those other assholes treat me the same way

shut up!

Why the hell would I sit here with you then?

I love you guys.

Don’t think my love is fake

I come from a very small village.

I love with my whole damn heart.

I love you all like I love my parents.

When I call my dad, he asks, ‘Are you studying?’

What should I say?

The job sector is in crisis.

Nothing's gonna happen.

What should I say to them?

That I didn’t get any job?

My mother thinks

Her son will be a BCS cadre.

She thinks her son will be a millionaire.

My a**.

I am also giving them false hope.

nothing's gonna happen. In this competition,

Nothing’s gonna happen, bro.

My girlfriend calls me from Chadpur,

Says, ‘we will get married after your graduation.

Are we going to survive on a** after marriage?

Stupid bitch am I going to feed you my a**?

Listen… one way or another, we gotta get rid of him

Yeah… something needs to be done.

The horse has become too damn important

The horse…

(laugh)

the horse…

bro, can I ask you something?

Is horse meat edible?

Out of everything, why the hell are you thinking about eating horse meat?

I mean how do we even know which meats we can eat and which we can’t?

heh!

I’m fine.

you dont mind

i love you

i love you

ummahh

I love you all.

Bro, can I ask you something?

Go on.

You’re the one who exposed the spy in our group,

weren't you?

heh, What the hell are you saying?

(azan)

Bhai, what’s the technique?

networking…

keep your networking clean,

No one will stand in your way

If you wanna be a politician, Maintain your networking.

Remember that?

Of course, Bhai

So… Bhai,

Bhai, will there be a campus election this year?

Election!

Maybe yes, maybe no.

Chances are low... Bhai,

if it happens, we should start preparing now We will prepare…

We will prepare…

Assalamu alaikum, Bhai...

Walaikum assalam

If you’re free, come to my house

Bring one trustworthy guy with you.

Need to count money.

My money counting machine stopped working again.

Alright Bhai, I’m bringing him.

Allah hafiz.

Let's go...

I’ll take you somewhere

your seniors couldn’t dream of reaching ever.

Bhai, should I leave my horse in your garage then?

Hmm… can two people sit on your horse?

Of course, Bhai!

Then let’s take the horse.

Alright, you hold on

I’ll get ready.

Here, keep this.

We’ll need it

Bhai…

Yeah?

How do I get on?

Bhai...

give me the bottle

You put your left foot here and,

Hey, it’s moving,

Keep it steady.

One sec, Bhai

Hold on.

Where? Here?

Bhai, put your right foot up

Should I go that side or this, Got it, Bhai.Put your right foot up

Hold it,

Hold it, Brother.

Wait.

Shouldn’t we turn it that way?

Bhai, climb using my back.

Your back?

oii

done

Hey! Stop!

oiiiiiii

oii

hop

Is your horse is crazy!

ay ay

oi oi …

easy…

easy

Let’s go.

Bhai, don’t panic, nothing will happen

alright not first time

wont you ride on?

No Bhai. Bhai, sit comfortably

will it throw me off?

No Bhai, It won’t throw you off

And the place you mentioned,

It’s not far

We’ll reach soon

Just sit reluxly, Bhai.

Alright!

(Laughter)

i am telling you...

You don’t need to go to your shooting

Spend time with me tomorrow.

What's the loss?

Tell the director to take money from me.

Who made you a heroine?

Your shooting will happen when I say so.

Whenever I am in the mood

you’ll come.

Your coming in or your leaving out,

Your movement, your shooting

everything depends on my mood

You are my...

personal mood toy.

Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

Come

Sit here

Yes, Bhai

Bhai, your favorite thing

Let me see!

Where'd you get it from?

Bhai, I can get anything for you

No trouble, right?

You want a drink?

Yeah, pour a little

Hey...

G to the kitchen, look on the shelf,

bring two glasses

Ok, Bhai

Bhai, assalamu alaikum

Who’s this?

He’s a close jnior of mine

From our Biddasagar Hall

Hmn

Your hall president will also visit today.

The boy has become a full businessman.

Yes, Bhai

Bhai loves me a lot

So you are a lovable material?

Where’s your home?

Bhai, Mymensingh

Muktagachha or Gafargaon?

No, the main town

Atahar’s area?

that is Atahar’s area.

Hm...

Bhai, cheers

Bhai, will you put him to work? As you said..

you do one thing,

Make bundles, 100 notes in each

yes Bhai

hmnn

Bhai

people are saying, there’s an upcoming student election?

Why do you all want elections?

Election, election, election!

There is so much development in the country,

Is that not enough?

What will you do with all these elections?

Student union! Girl’s union!

Bhai, we wait all year for one election,

you know that

You were a student once too.

Haven’t I fed you enough?

Still not full?

Greedy bastards!

Bhai, it’s not just about money

Power matters

Power, power, power,

Only power,

That's all you people want!

Isn’t my power enough for you?

My power is your power

Your power is the power of the student community

why You keep chanting about student community only!

Include the girls

make it inclusive

Get out from the exclusuve society

Without girls, can we function?

Girls are the main thing

(Laughter)

Bhai, business is going slow

not like before

everything seems messed up

Hey!

Yes, Bhai?

Are you counting?

Yes Bhai

In the left corner there are more black bags

got it?

Yes, Bhai

After finishing the table’s money,

there's more money in the bags

open those and count those too.

Yes, Bhai

Keep counting

Looks like the president is here

Check

Yes, Bhai

See who’s coming

Bhai, there is a small problem.

What is the problem?

The hall president,

He doesn't know that I'm here.

okey let me see

Hmn go

Oi

Go and hide in the washroom.

Everything is fine?

Yes, Bhai

Assalamualaikum Bhai

Walaikum assalam

Tata

take it

What’s this?

Open it and you’ll know

Bro, are you from campus?

Bhai, who are you?

Hey, stop

Friend, check his ID card

Let me see your wallet

Bhai...

Do it fast

Hei, What’s this?

Bhai...

What?

Bhai...

I mean

I'm an adult guy, Bhai

With a girl…

but we didn’t do anything

We were just sitting

Just talking

What’s your name?

Bhai...

S… s…ss

Bhai

S… s…?

Are you from campus?

No, Bhai

Sit

You son of a b***h,

What're you doing here with a girl at night?

Bhai, we were just, just talking

Opp

Is is a place for Talking?

With condoms?

Hmn?

Bhai, we didn’t do anything

We were just sitting here

what Sister?

Isn't it an educational institution?

What are you doing here?

Bhai, talk to me

Does your family know?

Bhai, we are leaving.

Shut up

Bhai, talk to me

shut up

Does your family know?

Give me your phone

we are leaving Bhai

Hei bro

Find her parents’ number

we haven’t found his ID,

but we found his ATM card

Since they came to campus for immoral activities,

they have to pay a fine here.

Roger Sir, Yes Sir!

Whatever you order, Sir!

I’ll polish your shoe clean and smooth

Roger Bhai, Yes Bhai

Whatever your command, Bhai

I am the lickspittle, void of truth

Nirendranath was his name

Who said- “Dare to disagree”

What a fool he must have been!

I already sold my brain;

Because I know the pain

It want to avoid honest living.

Because I know the pain

Give up your ass to get a good position

Freedom does not apply for pawns and dolls

To differentiate right from wrong

I don’t have such big balls

My ass is the only boat I need

To sail this shit at super speed

To fuck all who are beneath me

My sweet vengeance will settle my deed.

Promoting the predators, but not protecting the poor

is what happens here all the time

Honesty is a disqualification, bootlicking the only option

Ass gets squeezed like a Juicy lime

This world is such a bizarre theatre, my friend!

Everywhere I look

I wonder what this all could mean

Everywhere I look

I wonder what this all could mean

But question fills my soul Instead of answers, my friend.

This world is such a bizarre theatre

Bhai,

it's over

Over...?

ha ha

Nothing is ever over

Rabindranath Tagore said,

When I am done, you began

you are not counting money,

You are counting my d**k.

(Laughter)

Count

(Laughter)

Count again

You keep counting

Bhai...

As he finished counting

I am leaving too

See you Bhai

Assalamu alaikum

It Looks like

the university election is happening this time

By the party rules,

I’m supposed to get a solid nomination this year

So we need to move accordingly

I cannot lose my position

Agreed, Bhai

Bhai, We can’t lose the position at any cost

Alright

Do one thing

Start researching

Yes, Bhai

Research and write a few strong speeches

We’ll use them in the upcoming election

Okay, Bhai

Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

Walaikum assalam

Come in

Sit

Meet my younger Bhai

Bhai, I know him The Horse Man

Horse Man?

Man,

your damn horse made you famous on campus

Bhai! It’s nothing like that…

So tell me, what can I do for you?

what you can do is...

The election is ahead

that’s why I called you for a plan

It’ll happen, Bhai

Before April

Before April?

How do you know?

Knowing these things is my job, Bhai

But the main party doesn’t want the election

The student leaders want it

And Bhai, for this election?

Former leaders would come out of their graves if they could

Agreed, Bhai

Bhai, Winning this campus election is basically

winning a Nobel Prize in student politics

Everythijg is fine

But who told you central isn’t interested?

Bhai, the math is simple

You see,

In our history,

No one from the ruling party has ever become VP

Because when there’s an election, there's a pressure

there’s stress, money, chaos

So staying in power without elections…

that’s easier, isn’t it, Bhai?

I see

you've grown into a big smart-ass...

Anyway, cut the bullshit

If the election happens, arrange whatever needs to be arranged

Bhai, don’t worry

The main party is even more tense than you

There will be an election

And we’ll make you win, InshaAllah

Of course, Bhai

hmn… you’ll make me win

you’ll make me win huh!

A man has to think for himself

Now...

create a positive and viral news story

Bhai, that’s the problem

positive news never goes viral

That’s your job

How you’ll do it ,is your headache

Bhai, we’ll have to convince the editor

All those bastards are corrupted d**k heads,right?

Fine...

send the account number

But the job must have to be get done

Yes Bhai, don’t worry

Yes Bhai, don’t worry

I’ll try my best, Bhai

Alright, go now

I need some rest

Yes, Bhai

See you, Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

Walaikum assalam

Go

So?

Power or money?

Power

That’s good

Then we’re not opponents

I know where the money comes from

We can work together

You help me to get power…

I’ll show you the path to money

see

Bhai,may i come in?

Hmn..

Bhai, assalamualaikum

Walaikum assalam

Bhai, how are you?

Fine

Sit.

Whats up

say it

Bhai

no i mean

I just came to see you.

I was passing by.

Your batch has gone quiet.

That’s normal, Bhai.

Not everyone’s serious, Bhai

I’ve handled the guest room alone since first year

Went room to room

Organized the boys

Why

What about the others of your batch?

And the horse guy—where is he?

Lost now a days

Can’t even find him.

He never came to the guest room.

After buying the horse, he forgot us.

Look...

Everyone gets what they deserve

We’re watching everything

Yes, Bhai.

Bhai, may i say something...

say it

I grew up around political family...

Since childhood.

I love this organization.

It’s emotional for me

I respect this organization from my heart, Bhai

Every night before the programe

i knocked all the doors by myself, Bhai

I became the bad guy to the juniors, Bhai

Bhai...

Can i say one more thing, Bhai

Hmn?

Bhai, election is near by..

kindly if you consider me in the hall list, Bhai

No worries about it

we will see it

Do the next program's properly

Yes, Bhai

ofcourse, Bhai

Bhai..

Bhai leaving With your permission

Assalamualaikum, Bhai

Is that possible?

One hundred percent.

Alright.

It can be done.

You have one job.

You have one job.

What?

Call the horse man.

Horse man....

Hello...

Walaikum Assalam

Where are you?

Come to my room. Urgent.

Not thirty minutes.

make it by Fifteen

Hurry.

Urgent

There’s a big job.

I need your horse.

Of course, Bhai.

My horse is your horse

Everything I have is yours.

When do you need it?

When do we need it?

As soon as possible.

tomorrow or day after tomorrow.

I am bsy tomorrow, day after tomorrow.

Wash the horse properly.

Bring it to my garage.

Okay, Bhai.

We’ll need boys for protocol, Bhai

No need this

I will see it

But who will control the horse?

But someone must control things.

Find one.

Give the job

Give it to him.

Yeah, you are my guy

You stay with the horse.

Okay, Bhai.

Good

Everything’s set.

You will manage everything

Yes,Bhai.

No mess this time.

No, Bhai.

Hm...

You guys leave now

See you bhai

Assalamu alaikum

Walaikum Assalam

Bhai, Assalamu alaikum

Walaikum Assalam

Thanks a lot

Bhai, whatever amount the leader said,

that’s what you have to pay Not a taka less

You know how many guys are in the line for a committee post?

Alright! Bring the money tonight and call me

Okay

And listen

bring thousand-taka notes

Not small notes

It’s a pain in the ass to count

Alright

Walaikum assalam

If you can’t control even campus media,

how can you control the university!

Useless fool

Hey...

Because of you I’m becoming famous

You did an amazing job today

I will build a shelter for you with bhai’s permission

keeping you here, tied with the tree

I feel guilty

Bhai, can I come in?

Come Get inside

Bhai,

Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

Walaikum assalam

Bhai, my girlfriend

made this hand stitched soft blanket by spending six months on it

But I don’t feel right using it myself when you have a horse, Bhai

That doesn't sound right, Bhai

This is for your horse

Please put it on your horse

Your girlfriend made this?

Yes, Bhai

Wow!

Nice!

Thank you

She made it for you, and you’re giving it to me?

For your horse, Bhai

Fine

Okay then

Since you gave it with love, I’ll keep it Thank you

Assalamu alaikum

Walaikum assalam

Tell everyone to share Bhai’s news

I called you all here because our last campaign,

the water-distribution program

is getting mixed reactions from people.

What do you all think?

Mixed reactions? Why?

Giving water to rickshaw pullers ,

that’s good work, Bhai

Isn't that good work?

Good work, Sure

But the boys are talking shit

They’re saying a donkey is riding a horse and giving the people water

Everyone is trolling.

Oh shut your trolling bullshit

Bhai is our king

Should the king walk and hand out water?

He’s the campus Maharaja

The Maharaja giving water from horseback

it has a whole aura

Actually… you’re right

If you wanna be a leader, you can’t care about criticism

A leader is a leader

Hold on, I’m getting a call

You guys talk

Assalamu alaikum, leader

Did I send you to do politics or comedy?

Actually bhai the elections are coming

nd that’s why I thought we need some publicity

Who told you to worry about the election?

Don’t you know how we handle it?

Do you have any idea what you have done to the party’s image?

Sorry, leader

It won't happen again.

I’ll shove that ‘sorry’ right up your ass

You stupid

If that horse is on campus till tomorrow…

you won’t have a position left in campus

Tell everyone to delete Bhai’s news

I don’t get it…

they pay us to publish news,

And then they pay us again to delete the same news

Where the hell do they get all this money?

Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

Listen

Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

I am in the canteen, Bhai.

No Bhai, I’m coming…

I’m coming right now

Bhai,

Can I come in?

Hmn

Come

Bhai, Assalamu alaikum, Bhai

Hm...

Sit

Come here

How are things?

Good, Bhai

Student election is near

Your friends come to me

asking for posts

You do politics too

But you never came even once,

Why?

Bhai, Ain't I a dumb ass!

Am I smart enough to be in politics bhai?

My friends are active and I just like to support them.

I am happy with this

Who said you can’t do politics?

If you try, you can

There is work from higher authorities that needs to be done.

There is work from higher authorities that needs to be done.

I can do it, Bhai

If you pull it off,

your political career could be made.

I’ll do it, Bhai

I can do anything

This job is extremely secret

Whatever it is, Bhai, I can do it

Listen….

This is the political scene

devil plays the fiddle,

This is the political scene

meritorious makes a fortune, By populist mean

Listen…. This is the political scene

devil plays the fiddle

Listen…. This is the political scene

meritorious makes a fortune, By populist mean

Have I ever thought that I would do this error?

I don’t spot myself when I look in the mirror

Can't take this burden, it feels a ton

My cries are muffled

my breath is gone

Here lovers are buried; eyes are dead.

I share drinks with my foe or friend.

I pretend, I act, I keep my cards hidden and far.

we waste away, like enemies in a cold war

My soul wants to exist in another day,

It wants to play,

wants to prey,

It wants to fly in an open sky.

I keep my cards hidden and far.

That wants to know my price for the game,

Deepen the fangs on girls or boys,

We keep it hot, using our wrong ways.

Too late to realize my own grievance,

Power politics is in the end a dirty choice!

This is the political scene

devil plays the fiddle, from behind the curtain.

This is the political scene

meritorious makes a fortune, by populist mean.

This is the political scene

devil plays the fiddle, from behind the curtain.

This is the political scene

meritorious makes a fortune, by populist mean.

The exchange kisses on cheeks and ass,

They know they need each other,

ripe when the time comes. Everyone is running at that rat race,

Their heart is bursting at the pace.

This lust for power hits the iron hot and red.

Errors are fatal,

and can make you dead.

Here friends and foes, all are the same. They live inside us,

and control the game. Ghost of power, ghost of past,

Be it Hitler or Namrud The Cursed.

Terrors on the earth, terrors they grow-

Writing new chapters of history, making men bow.

If politics had a voice,

It would weep from dusk to dawn.

It would preach once-good-goons,

Like a mother preaches to her only son.