Original subtitles

this is Naples

excuse me Napoli city of laughter and

song big button Napoli city of laughter

and song

uh

quick quick

foreign

the problem

good job

foreign

this is London city of laughter no no

swinging London big pardon swinging

London

it's getting late

well hold on just a minute I think I'm

almost ready as soon as I figure out

what I forgot

oh excuse me Marcia Smith Cyril

alberghetti barnabasma audio door I did

not mean to intrude

I'm accustomed to intrusions our Miguel

is a difficult man to keep to oneself

excuse me did you see if I left anything

in the bedroom please

oh uh is that a shirt under that

raincoat

the shirts the shirt I think there's one

in there

foreign

you forgot your toothbrush keep it do

you remember me bye I'll see you to the

airport no that's okay it's not

necessary you're seeing Miss Smith

Barnaby Smith see sometimes a little

discretion is necessary where are you

going Italy what time's your flight

private airplane then helicopter Please

Mr McGill when will you be back I don't

know but I'll see you then

be seeing you

foreign

foreign

you weren't unduly disconcerted by your

somewhat Swift passage here oh no no no

it's all in a day's work yes of course

please sit down

how was the weather in London

it's great has it been here

terrible

you may look if you wish

well that's very professional thank you

in business details count not for

everything of course first one must have

Vision resolve Buzz but then become

details he would have understood an

intimate of Lorenzo amenities

not certain an ancestor yes and a banker

like myself

today unfortunately people seem to be

more interested in pleasure than in

power well I'm pretty interested in my

time and it's expensive ah my time I see

you or something

the mother of nine children

I myself have six children my wife

however contrives to keep her figure

like I was saying my time is

what does that mean

it's a Lombard saying

um we like to know our cheeks well what

more can you know someone said the true

poet does not dream he counts

you'll receive double your usual fee

what for

isn't she splendid

the man should know such a woman once

less than once would be to cheat life

more than once and he would betray it

I want you to find my younger brother

and what's he done Silvio

has done nothing and everything and what

does that mean

he wonders from the city to City from

Nation to nation and in each City it

seems there is a different girl a

different job a different adventure of

sorts what's wrong with that maybe he

likes variety all varieties so he's a

Troublesome brother

from Naples I get a letter from a

landlord telling me Sylvia's run out on

the rent from Roma a large bill for a

block of marble when is he here sculptor

no no a patron

from Paris a letter from a girl

requesting money from Munich payment due

on a grand piano from Madrid a claim for

fraud well doesn't he have any money of

his own

naturally is the eldest brother I

inherited the money until you give him

any

oh I see I see you inherit his bills

also and you want me to tell him to cool

it or are you going to stop paying no no

no no

his debtsa must be honored ours is an

old and Noble family what do you want me

for and last year Sylvia became a 27.

the age is crucial our father in his

generosity left a trust fund for Sylvia

which matured then how much was that in

American dollars half a million all he

has to do is sign the papers these

papers

then the money is his and the problems

are no longer mine that is your retainer

where do I find it follow the wind

which way is it blowing

last week I received two letters one

from a girl the other from an art supply

house both asking for money

London correct

I just left London and go back you say

the weather is great

speak English

I should be in that helicopter sir you

failed too many times your brother is

this clever it runs in the family

still the office still stands complete

to the mission and you receive 50 000

American dollars and McGill you make

your path easier

you know what is at stake see fifty

thousand for me two million for you the

difference between talent and genius

meanwhile in London uh swinging London

I should have gone to America Sylvia

nonsense a friend of mine terrible

artist spent that three years ago and

he's already done three post offices

you'll finish this

with what

it's not my fault this thing takes clay

like a dam takes cement

do something big you said

something important you would pay for

materials I have I need more clay you'll

get it

I'm discouraged you have no right to be

discouraged you're breathing life into

the most important heroic statue since

the rodent again work on Clay I heard

you

okay

who is it

Maggio

over there please

you are Louie's veins aren't you yes I

am uh keep your voice low please

oh somebody may be listening

oh

one never knows

where

where but you were you said on the

telephone you represented count to

Mancini yeah that's right well in that

case I I shouldn't have to explain

did you bring the money

I run the murder

do you like this

yes you know blackmail is a serious

crime

I simply offered to sell the count my

Memoirs oh these men was by the counter

Brothers silvios

what do you sound like Silvio's memos

for and why should they be worth

anything

they're fascinating

to whom and then what way

he borrowed money from me over 50 pounds

never repaid it

what else

he had this friend an artist or a

sculptor or something and he was making

this kind of modern statue and it had to

be welded together he didn't have a

stove so Silvio gave him mine

never returned

is that all no

obviously they had this party here they

went mad

but oh and the carpets Furniture

everything

do you know why

because they thought they'd invented a

new kind of Shaving soap

no

sorry can't you see because

I'm a lady

point is does the cat want his brother

revealed as her

profligator

raffian

no

do you think I could have the money

please

no no money none none not from memoirs

oh well in that case it could be

delivered by special Messenger to a

certain newspaper first thing in the

morning

great

where is Sylvia

I don't know

it's done enough to me

all right I'll tell you what I'll give

you 100

take care of all the damage but if I

hear one word about Memoirs again I'm

gonna go straight to the police

now what do you say

that'd be very nice thank you

I should I shouldn't really take it

that's right

and no memoirs

a

Dolly a hundred pounds

oh

he came who came the man for me oh

brother he's called McGill look

when just now

and what did you tell him the truth

about the furniture and the stove and

how much a hundred pounds he gave me a

hundred pounds just like that of course

I knew he would Sylvia you're a genius

naturally

I need more clay

I saw her and I paid her off that's all

take it easy and I'll keep an eye on her

and the odd dealer is next all right

keeping touch find the Silvio okay

see you later

you certainly know how to keep your eye

on a girl

well I wouldn't want to miss anything

good

now tonight Daddy has arranged for a

nice little group to go to the casino

and to spend a lot of his money do a

little dancing and then Daddy will talk

to you oh Daddy won't talk to me because

I don't want to talk to Daddy besides

I'm working today what tomorrow look

pay for all of this luxury I live in

here middle class morality I've never

done an honest day's work in my life

chose to why do I pay any attention to

you

ask your analyst I did what do you say I

think he said

if I had you I wouldn't need him

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let me take you out last Saturday

then why not tonight Wednesday aren't

you hungry

Mr Bargo you are a Lusty passionate man

correct only our proximity that makes

you feel the way you do it yes if you

try to do any reasonably good looking

girl who worked here for you of course I

would

there's nothing special about me nothing

at all why should I go out with you

you could have scallopini

oh uh may I help you

no but maybe I can help you

I believe Silvio de Mancini owes you

about 20 pounds 15 Shillings and six

pence for clay is that right uh you from

the brother

yeah McGill is my name Burger

there's a way overdue but uh a bit late

in there I'm interested in seeing Sylvia

oh that's who uh would you give me his

address

I don't have it

well you must have shipped that clay

someplace oh various places we'll name

one

I don't keep that kind of a record come

on burger just give me his address look

he owes me a little money but I don't

want to give him any trouble you're not

going to give him any trouble now you do

know where to look at him don't you I

didn't say that burger relax I've got

some good news for Sylvia oh what kind

uh concerns money oh is that well this

is money he's inherited

now I've heard everything

it's a lot of money

a lot

oodles

how many oodles uh be about 50 pounds

for you if I get to see Sylvia and he'll

be able to afford it and I think he'll

be pretty grateful too believe me

oh the fact is he uh

he sometimes hangs out at the gambling

casino called transons

Johnson's tonight

Maybe

well what time maybe would I find him

maybe between 8 and 10 o'clock tonight

out in front thanks

maybe I'll be there

no guarantees

stupid I never got the money for the

clay

look he said there was money for you a

lot of money no strings attached oh

don't be foolish

pass me the grapes look we all know your

brother is rich

soaked in well like a chalice woman in

water but it may be true oh just a trick

I assured you he he merely wants me to

repay my that's the society ah you're a

fool Sylvia you too Louise writing that

letter blackmailing the brother you sent

him a bill well that's different did

Miguel pay you for the clay

no I I forgot to ask and you call me a

fool

here

paid in full I don't know maybe this

makes me an accessory okay talk to

McGill what have you got through maybe

there is a pot of money maybe your

brother is willing to forgive and forget

is it forgiving is a hangman and his

forgetful as this thing when I have more

clay in the morning send it over look at

him man

big Reliance intelligent beautiful half

finished precisely

incomplete and perfect human what about

Miguel forget him finished I told him

you'd see him tonight you did what I

said I tried to arrange a meeting out of

the question perhaps he'll pass out more

money exactly that's over that's the

danger what

greed we have enough for now your last

word I've spoken right

where are you going to tell Miguel I

couldn't find you I'll stay here I don't

trust you I can't let him wait all night

he'll find me tomorrow

San Francine now look Francine go meet

this man McGill where

Johnson club tronson club in Mayfair

conquer there out in front right in

front uh tell me I've gone to Capri

that's a very nice place he'll uh he'll

enjoy himself I don't know but don't

tell him anything too quickly it'll come

up with 15 20 pounds of my brother's

money you're certainly it's okay or

certainly and remember I'm gone whoosh

to copy forever and I broke your heart

and uh here take a cup huh okay okay

foreign

I'm a vegetarian the bird the chicken is

a concession of Silvio's money

concession

you know somewhere in London same people

are eating scallopini steak and kidney

pie good evening

uh you were supposed to be in Mayfair

well I thought I'd do a little better if

I followed you a burger

foreign

you find me quickly wasn't too difficult

uh you know Louise hi

hi

it's terrible how he persecuted you and

the burger you forgot to pay me for the

clay

and he's Tony Tony hello

yeah that was a lot of fun fellas

and why do we talk

where are the others

what others what do you mean there's no

way to do it nicely McGill so why don't

you call your Stooges

listen Sylvia

now you've led me around by the nose for

24 hours I paid out a lot of your

brother's money already

had to stake out three people and I'm

tired I've had enough

now I have a nice simple message for you

from your brother I'll give it to you in

public or private take your choice with

pleasure

Prego

come on the bus

thank you

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look at that Silvio stop clowning round

do you think we should call the police

why don't they discuss this like

civilized people I know a good Italian

restaurant down the street I'm not a cop

and I'm not a creditor man I'm from your

brother now you've inherited half a

million dollars and all you have to do

is sign a few papers and that's it it's

yours half a million did he say half a

million

he did

half a million what dollars from him you

should have told me poor man and I

settled for a hundred pounds it's not my

money it's his Silvio darling sweetheart

can I help you no I don't want any help

come on let's go back to the studio and

sign those papers do I have a choice

Silvio can I get you some grapes cashews

see what you've done that's life

thank you

shame on you Daddy come on

foreign

fund you have to sign here

here

never do it

I won't sign

well if you want this money you have to

sign

you might as well get the others what

others your Stooges hoodlums whatever

listen man I'm alone and I'm tired now

why don't you sign these papers and just

let me get out of here no he says no no

what

here's all the money he doesn't want the

money yes you do you want the money

what's going on here you know

no I don't know I'm asking you I've told

my brother again and again I don't want

the money I want sign these papers you

mean he's asked you before I've got the

scars

why are you turning down half a million

dollars why are you turning down half a

million dollars why turn it down I'll

take it what's holding you up you think

the money's recovered for something the

money's real then you got to be kidding

if I take the money I move into my

brother's Renaissance Mausoleum and I

spend the rest of my life clipping

coupons and having peasants take off

their hats in my presence no thanks get

the hoodlums get it over with there's no

sense trying to run until everybody's

ear I'm alone you mean you're just

supposed to find me and ask me nicely

that's right

what's so funny

did you read these

are they in Italian

maybe you're really as naive about all

this as you seem

are you gonna sign

no

now what

oh nothing

you're a big boy he's a big boy you're

Twisted Sylvia you're warped well I'll

give your brother your answer

and there's just one thing here it comes

you're gonna have to stop running the

confidence game with him it's not the

confidence game Hugo simply pays my

debts because he's a sanctimonious prude

with an overdeveloped sense of family

Pride you had that girl Louise

blackmailing sometimes I need money and

sign these papers otherwise you're gonna

have to ask your brother for it from now

on

I have pride

man you don't make sense what do I do

that's so terrible I have barthas with

money

I take uh jobs I date pretty girls I

move around I get into fights and I run

up debts are those terrible crimes would

you pay to hush them up my brother does

you're playing games with him

I'm always playing games so it's no no

sit down Mr Magoo have a grape all you

had to do was to sign your name three

times I've heard of rebellion before but

this is ridiculous you could have taken

a few thousand and bought some more clay

could have taken it all and given it

away not according to the terms of

Father's will

what else was in Father's will Sylvia

look

there are no guns

there are no hoods here there's nothing

now why won't you tell me the truth

why don't you want that money

it's my affair

hey wait for

how there you are Mr McGill my name's

Francine Sylvia can't see you tonight

he's gone forever whoosh took Capri and

he broke my heart be quiet frenzy but

didn't I say it right quiet where's my

20 pounds quiet

you're going to report to my brother

yeah I'll see you all later goodbye

I don't think I have a chickens with the

guy who turned down half a million

dollars before

I don't suppose you could forget to tell

my brother where I am no I don't suppose

just into the morning I I want to say

goodbye to everyone

my Uber's like a giant who stands over

all roads with a big hammer I have to

move faster to smash me

think you're wrong about him until

tomorrow

okay providing that blackmail stuff

stops it stops

I'll tell you what don't talk to me

tomorrow you can all go to New Market to

the races I'll stack all of you tomorrow

I stay home and cry

ah I thought you were in Milan Sierra

I've never been far behind you

good for you did the Silvio signed the

papers nope

nevertheless you have done well to find

him count de Montini will be pleased he

just doesn't want that money for some

reason

I understand my uh may I have the papers

please

what do you want them for

well I think now maybe I will interview

Mr demanchini

alone but of course it is A Private

Matter

you have any idea why he doesn't want to

take that money you may return to your

hotel and await further instructions

who from I can't naturally

take it easy Sarah

you didn't say you were going to the

races with them no

you're leaving I have to when

tonight but don't you need to them

I'll never finish him don't worry I'll

send you money don't bother wouldn't be

the same without you yeah

never mind go go oh now listen Sylvia I

don't want to no go goodbye please

please okay

um

no no

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sorry

Sylvia

I'm sorry

very nice you you set me up no I didn't

no I didn't I just take it easy

now this wasn't part of my deal you were

not to be here but I am here and that's

a pretty brutal method of giving money

away you have there he's very stubborn

well it's his business did he sign look

I never saw

okay Sarah

now you get your two bookings and get

out of here comes with us no he doesn't

he stays right here

and no more of this oh no no no a

pleasant journey what do you mean

pleasant journey to where the count will

tell you whatever he thinks you should

know

back to Italy what do you mean a

magistrator they think I'm crazy if I

don't take the money

this kidnapping if you take him zero

call it what you like well that's what

it is and it's making me an accessory

and it's going to make some pretty bad

publicity for the count I'm following

his order uh I doubt it but I'll check

on it now get out of here

we are prepared to take him

and somebody's gonna get hurt as

Silvio's so Charmed and captivated you

or have you thought of a way to get your

own hands on the money find Italy

foreign

get the police

telephone

foreign

thank you

my father was a strong family man he

wanted his sons to stay together

Partners friends

understand

yeah I wanted a different kind of Life

anyways father put aside a part of his

fortune and Trust neither Hugo narai

could touch until I became 27. and which

time you came eligible for about half a

million dollars and do go for 2 million

oh yeah

hey he never said anything about that

part to me he can't get his two million

unless I sign the papers

well what's wrong with that

if I sign and get my money he has a

right to approve all my expenditures in

other words he runs my life

well can you work it out with him work

it out oh to me money is beautiful paper

you spend when you need it

to my brother it's stocks bonds property

business and office five secretaries

seven telephones or white children right

nothing wrong with that don't you want

those things yeah I just want to be free

well I have a right to my life the girl

has a right to his that's another reason

I won't sign Uber has enough power now

hey what are you doing

room service I'm gonna give you a party

for me yeah with your brother's money

yeah break the needle right give me that

I don't know why but the creative

process does the most peculiar things to

me

okay do you mind stand back

yes I'm beginning to like you

we were meant for each other

it doesn't mean anything smelly

proximity I spent as much time with any

other man I'd feel the same I call it

destiny

they're all the same of course hmm

wouldn't it be lovely to be rich all the

time for me we are

good let me speak to him no and you come

tomorrow early in the morning I don't

take orders I give them well you're

going to take this one if you want to

see that 2 million bucks

don't try to Blackmail me you are not

Silvio okay you go early tomorrow is

your last chance

did I hear you mention two million

dollars

that's right for you

I like my friends

Charming

I thought these sarcastic I'm not I like

them except that one over there tell me

building that thing

do you know what he said to me

yeah I bet I do he probably looked you

over real carefully and said

they didn't have any clay

what is it oh it's a mobile of course

it's a visual representation of the

principles of indeterminacy that is

thank you

thank you

what's that

very good for the morning after I

promise you

thank you

a nicer party oh yeah lovely thank you

very much oh you put it on your expense

account of course

of course

why is chiro in prison for attempting to

kidnap your brother and assault I did

not want that to happen I promise you

well it happened and I heard that you're

trying to have Sylvia declared insane it

was just a threat well zero was gonna

try to make it good

Judah will be reprimanded what are you

gonna do bust him take his stripes away

or something like that

I have just spent many hours in a very

small aircraft

my mood is beginning to sour

Germany pills

it is not easy

for me to go to see Silvio

well but there's a lot of money involved

so that makes it a little easier right

the disgraced former American agent with

a gun to hire

is about to lecture me your morality I'm

not answering you on anything

but it's going to cost you 3 000 bucks

extra to see Sylvia

well at least you unlike my brother

appreciate the money

I love it

love it

babe

stop it

how long now Tony I lost a week maybe

two uh he's battered but he's still

human but he's nothing just beginning

maybe I'm nothing nothing you're a

genius

you talk too much

it's open

Miguel it's okay Sylvia he's alone

ladies and gentlemen my sainted brother

in person count Togo di manchini I've

wanted to talk to you look what your

hoodlums did to that kid statue until

quieter

your work yes

it's good

very good

you help him yes we will help him some

more there is no we will go

be any volume up no we'll speak here in

English

in front of all these all these are my

friends

very well

I'm sorry about what KIRO did to you

yesterday

it was not my wish

you believe in me perhaps

in all our life I never hurt you you

hunt me you haunt me and you spy on me

you blackmail me extort money from me do

anything everything to embarrass me I am

willing to forget you are alive if you

do the same for me bye shall I erect the

stone for you in the Family Cemetery

what the date shall I say you expired

what the Fatal disease

I just want to be free who doesn't then

shake my hand and leave now before you

do that I better tell you that if you

ever try to intimidate him again I'm

going to get the police

you already did but your name didn't

come up

you protected me

there were terrible floods in Florence

last year the Citrus crop was bad as

well what good is all that money in a

swisher bank would it create jobs there

grow food make profit for you I run

businesses

also do more for art than buy a few

pails of clay

sign of the papers

to corrupt you further

to release energy our string still

attached to his half million he can have

it unconditionally

that is what I came here to say

oh spend it waste it right away I don't

know

why your dreams can come true complete

Freedom with a great Fortune at your

command you know better I can't just

waste it throw it away that kind of

money's responsibility

yes I don't want it neither did I

but I inherited the power hence I became

the slave

you had the freedom I learned how to

build an Empire

I wanted the freedom to with all of my

heart

very well I could not have it

so my wife the Bambini and obligations

responsibilities I accept it all

it can be good I don't know God listen

Silvio

you have learned to enjoy I have learned

to control

we're each of us like that statue

half a man

put us together

like a jigsaw and we will learn from

each other one man together

and what the man we will be huh just

sign

Burger sign printing sign

Louise

no

why not my dear

because because you want them to stay

with you

I understand Tony

McGill

it's your life

and it's my decision respectability

convention responsibility or this

you've had both McGill you've lived in

both worlds

I can't help you Sylvia that's a

decision you have to make yourself

give me your pen you sign there there

and there my airplane is standing by we

can fly back to Milan this afternoon

the family will be pleased to see you

you can stay on as long as you wish I

would like to show you what the business

is doing in a general way of course and

now this

I suggest you plan on staying in Italy

five six months Rome Milan we have a new

Villa near Naples very lovely and then

after six months a year you can decide

whether you want to stay with us or

return to whatever you have been doing

we'll be going huh yeah

I'll get my things no the idea brother

you won't need those I won't no you are

a rich man now

just in time we are all going home

I'll see you build him huh but of course

Sylvia

chiro is over enthusiastic and what he

did to you was wrong

but he is very loyal and in time you

will come to appreciate him he's a punk

from now on of course he works for both

of us never mind Miguel a man has to

grow up sometime

goodbye Sylvia

how's he doing he's running down the

street the other guys after him he's

catching up

yeah the guy's down Joe Sylvia

Sylvia

did he make it Sylvia's outside the

other guy's picking himself up

my less than

I spoiled it you've pushed a little too

hard I told the truth I remember what I

said I think you'll ever come back sure

you will the person becomes accustomed

to a person

find him for me again let me talk to him

again huh

no

no go quit chasing him leave him alone

let him be free

maybe he'll come to you

most everybody does in time don't they

why can't you make it tonight

to make a plane

don't you ever stand still

on the monsoon season

daddy wants to offer you a job what kind

of job does daddy want oh I don't know

he'll probably give you a pair of

scissors and let you clip coupons what

difference does it make well why should

Daddy want me because I do the fact is

Dad is rolling in money and so am I

anyway you could try it so

six months or a year

me then Daddy

ah I left my toothbrush again I'll get

it

my analyst advises me to be perfect

string but don't worry darling all I

have to say is yes and you can have

wealth social status and me

Miguel

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