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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:08,607 ♪ Summer belongs to you 2 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,710 (DIALING) 3 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,814 (RINGING) Hello. 4 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:20,586 Hi, Candace. You realize it's, like, 2:00 a.m. in Paris? 5 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:24,823 how your vacation's going. I was just wondering Sorry. 6 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:25,924 Actually, it's funny you called, 7 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:27,159 'cause you were in my dream just now. 8 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:28,227 Really? (LOUD THUD) 9 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:29,595 Yeah. It was weird. 10 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:33,198 playing an oboe, and... and there was an iguana (THUDDING CONTINUES) 11 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,533 I'll call you later. I gotta go, Jeremy. 12 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:37,069 hear that? Mom! Did you (THUDDING) 13 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:40,572 I can't hear anything because of all this road construction! 14 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:44,643 But, Mom, they've built a giant, rope-jumping robot and it's... 15 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,646 Phineas! Will you turn that thing off? I am trying to bust you! 16 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,281 We can't, it's become self-aware. 17 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:51,250 The jump-roping was his idea. 18 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:53,719 Mom! Mom! Mom! 19 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:56,221 Okay, I'm here. What did you want to tell me? 20 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,623 Backyard, now! 21 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,291 Excuse me? Backyard now, please. 22 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,026 I jump, therefore I am. 23 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:03,629 Oh, there you are, Perry. 24 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:05,631 Right back here, Mom! Look! Here they are! 25 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:08,567 Hi, kids, did you have fun today? 26 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,136 Yes. Yes, we did. Good for you. 27 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:13,639 I would have been home sooner but it took me an hour 28 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,808 to drive around the road construction in the neighborhood. 29 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:18,744 It sure would be helpful if they could just make the days a little longer. 30 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,946 about that? Who do I call (CHUCKLES) 31 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:25,317 going on here. We have a visual gag Hey, do you mind? 32 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,652 Thank you. 33 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:28,320 Our vacation is more than halfway over 34 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:29,988 and what have we accomplished? 35 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,323 a roller coaster, Okay, so we built 36 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:32,658 through time twice. we traveled 37 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:35,127 blah, blah, blah... Found Atlantis, 38 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:37,029 done anything! See? We've hardly 39 00:01:37,031 --> 00:01:38,330 We need a real challenge! 40 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:40,666 We need to create the biggest, longest, 41 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:42,267 funnest summer day of all time! 42 00:01:43,736 --> 00:01:46,004 Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. 43 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:48,874 ♪ Doofenshmirtz in a jet airplane ♪ 44 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,709 DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Well, Vanessa, are you looking forward 45 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,377 to seeing Tokyo on our daddy-daughter trip? 46 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,379 Yeah. I was really hoping for Paris. 47 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:56,248 I mean, I did drop all those hints, 48 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:57,950 but I guess Tokyo's more exotic. 49 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:01,887 Yes, that is why I chose Japan over Paris at the last moment. 50 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:05,891 There is no other ulterior motive behind it at all. So, you know... 51 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:14,333 Oh, it's always something. Turbulence, headwinds, giant jump-roping robots... 52 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,034 I dangle, therefore I am. 53 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:18,737 So, Mom, while you're away, I'm in charge, right? 54 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:21,840 That's right. Remember, no boys over. 55 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,942 Of course, Mom. Jeremy is in Paris anyway. 56 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:26,111 So, when you say I'm "in charge," 57 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:27,412 what exactly do you mean by that? 58 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:31,683 Well, to put it simply, I mean you're in charge. 59 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:34,753 So, if Phineas and Ferb were up to something bustworthy, 60 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:37,222 and I am, as you say, "in charge," 61 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:40,125 I have free rein to call you as many times as necessary? 62 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:41,727 Quite the contrary, Candace. 63 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:44,096 Being in charge means you handle things yourself. 64 00:02:44,098 --> 00:02:45,864 Yup. Basically, if you're really in charge 65 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,332 you won't need to call at all. 66 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,434 You see, if the boys are doing something bustworthy, 67 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:51,203 that means you're not doing your job 68 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,938 and you would be in trouble, too. 69 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,940 Whoa, whoa, heavy. 70 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:57,809 By busting the boys, I bust myself? 71 00:02:57,977 --> 00:03:01,780 Ah, there's the rub. Right next to the pair of ducks. 72 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,749 this book of puns. I'm also packing 73 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:04,917 MOM: Bye, kids! Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! 74 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,318 Have a successful endeavor. 75 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:13,192 (DREAMING) Paris... French girls and Jeremy... Iguana playing an oboe... 76 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,795 Stacy, I am freaking out here. 77 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,230 (SIGHS) I'll be right over. 78 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:20,732 Cool. Thanks. And could you bring some breakfast? 79 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,234 (DIAL TONE DRONING) Hello? 80 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:26,838 So, Phineas, what you doing up so early? 81 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,908 Today is the summer solstice, the longest day of the year. 82 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,211 And Ferb and I are gonna make it even longer. 83 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,880 Statue of Liberty? So you built the No. 84 00:03:35,481 --> 00:03:37,349 that is weird. Oh, wow, 85 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:41,954 Sun Beater 3000. Behold, the amazing 86 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:48,493 It's fast and it runs on vegetable oil, so it's environmentally friendly. 87 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:51,897 In this ship, we will travel around the world as the sun does, 88 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:55,267 making this, the longest day of summer, even longer. 89 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,736 That will give us 24 hours of continuous daylight, 90 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,138 add to that the extra 15 hours we would have had anyway... 91 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,040 That's almost a 40-hour day. 92 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,376 It can't be done. There's only 24 hours in a day, 93 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:07,012 and that's that. Well, yes and no. 94 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:10,048 You see, Buford, if you define the day by the passage of the sun 95 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,817 and we follow the sun by traveling around the world... 96 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:14,820 Nah, nah, don't try and confuse me with your sorcerer's ways. 97 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,188 There's nothing I've ever seen 98 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:18,457 that would make me believe you can pull this off. 99 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:21,260 Except for that time-machine thing and... Oh, and the roller coaster, 100 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:25,397 Oh, and the time you played that song when the platypus came back... 101 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:28,300 Oh, man, nature just bends to your will, doesn't it? 102 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:30,902 Yeah. Nothing's impossible if you believe you can do it. 103 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:34,072 Well, I don't believe and therefore it's impossible. 104 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:36,875 And what's more, I'll bet you can't do it. 105 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:39,544 You bet us? Yeah, I bet you. And if you lose 106 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:41,380 you're gonna have to stand up in front of everyone 107 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,882 and say that you are governed by the laws of physics 108 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,518 and summer's not whatever you want to make of it. 109 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,820 And what's more, you gotta spend the rest of your summer 110 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:49,888 doing nothing. 111 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,290 And what happens when we win? 112 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,091 Mmm... I'll eat a bug. 113 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:55,861 Buford, you'd eat a bug right now if we asked. 114 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,863 Are you asking? No. 115 00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:00,198 All right, how about I give you back your bike I took when we were little? 116 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:02,100 My bike. 117 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,869 (BABBLING) 118 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:06,905 Mine. No. (BABBLES) 119 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,908 How about this? When we make it back here before the sun sets, 120 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:12,044 you've got to give everyone their bikes back. 121 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:14,880 Mine was the one with the unusually large front wheel. 122 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:16,248 I still get to eat the bug though, right? 123 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,416 Sure thing, Buford. 124 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,984 I want the bug. 125 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,385 Phineas, what are you doing? 126 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:22,921 You're putting your entire world view on the line, 127 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:24,456 and for what? A bunch of bikes? 128 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:28,160 Isabella, it isn't about the bikes, it's about my world view. 129 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:31,863 You see, we've all got to ask ourselves just one question... 130 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:34,032 ♪ What is the summer, really 131 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,935 ♪ But a tepid month or three 132 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:39,871 Yeah, I hired a stunt singer. What do you think? 133 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,841 ♪ And if you agree with Buford 134 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:45,944 ♪ That's all it will ever be 135 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:51,316 ♪ And we don't need to break the laws of physics 136 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:55,354 ♪ To make a day that's longer than a day 137 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:59,858 ♪ We can follow that old sun around the circumference of the globe 138 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:04,930 ♪ And stop all the naysayers from naysay... 139 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:06,898 ♪ ...ing 140 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:11,970 ♪ Cause I believe we can 141 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:17,142 ♪ And that's the measure The measure of a man 142 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,311 ♪ It may sound far-fetched 143 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:24,015 ♪ This thing we've got planned 144 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:29,554 ♪ But I believe we can 145 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:36,528 ♪ I believe we can ♪ Ooh, I believe 146 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:39,931 ♪ I believe we can ♪ And that's the measure 147 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:43,535 ♪ The measure of a man ♪ That's the measure of a man 148 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:45,937 Chaka Khan. Nice. 149 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:51,109 ♪ To where we began (VOCALIZING) 150 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:54,312 ♪ Or at least that's the plan 151 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:55,480 (ALL LAUGHING) 152 00:06:55,681 --> 00:06:57,516 ♪ Of course 153 00:06:57,518 --> 00:07:02,154 ♪ First you gonna have to fix this wing, yeah ♪ 154 00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:03,989 Hey, where's Perry? 155 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:09,461 Uh, hi, Agent P. 156 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:12,998 Major Monogram isn't here right now, but he left this note. 157 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,966 "Dear Karl, I haven't been kidnapped 158 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,635 "so don't come looking for him. 159 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:19,438 that he took the time Kind of weird though 160 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,106 out of a magazine. to cut each letter 161 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,941 Anywhos, Doof is on vacation 162 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,676 with his daughter in Tokyo right now, 163 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:27,512 which is where the Annual World Good Guy Convention is being held 164 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:29,481 and Major Monogram is the keynote speaker. 165 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,316 Coincidence? 166 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:33,151 A hundred percent yes. 167 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,053 So I guess you got the day off. 168 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,155 All right, you got your breakfast. What's eating you? 169 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,124 Well, you know how Jeremy is in France for another week? 170 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,225 Yeah. So? 171 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,726 Do you know what they have in France? 172 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:44,129 The pyramids? No. French girls. 173 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:47,065 Come on, Candace, everybody knows that you and Jeremy are an item. 174 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,701 Not officially. He's never even called me his girlfriend. 175 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,403 We never even kissed. 176 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:54,005 That means that Jeremy is single in Paris 177 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,373 and surrounded by French girls. 178 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:58,043 I'm no fool, Stacy, I've seen the oil paintings. 179 00:07:58,045 --> 00:07:59,544 Candace, you've gotta believe in yourself. 180 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:01,346 What do French girls have that you don't have? 181 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:02,781 At the moment? Jeremy. 182 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:05,317 Candace, if you want him to call you his girlfriend, 183 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:07,152 maybe you should call him your boyfriend. 184 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,055 I can do that? I can use the "B" word first? 185 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,257 Sure, why not? Oh, and, Stacy, 186 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:13,725 pyramids? Really? 187 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,327 Oh, right. That's Belgium, isn't it? 188 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:18,363 Look at this. It says that the tallest structure in Tokyo 189 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:21,366 is the Tokyo Tower. And it even looks like the Eiffel Tower. 190 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:23,001 See? It's just like we're in France. 191 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,503 Oh, here's my bag now. 192 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,605 I can't believe you brought work with you. 193 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:27,706 What do you mean? 194 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,574 Dad, you've got some guy tied up here. 195 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:32,244 No, no, Vanessa, we've got some guy tied up here. 196 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:33,645 I've got a name, you know. 197 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,681 All right. Vanessa, Major Monogram. Major Monogram, Vanessa. 198 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:37,782 There, you happy now? 199 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,184 I've never been happy. 200 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,519 Come on, let's go get a taxi. 201 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,387 a Town Car. I'd prefer Quiet, you. 202 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:48,693 and Paris to refuel. with stops in Tokyo but here's the whole route, 203 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,061 You're going to Paris? 204 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,230 Wanna come? Yeah. To the City of Love? 205 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:56,535 You're asking me to go to the City of Love with you. 206 00:08:56,537 --> 00:09:01,840 Hey, Dinnerbell. I'm going with you to make sure you don't cheat. 207 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:04,042 Okay. So, Baljeet, you wanna come, too? 208 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,610 Well, not really. I get one carry-on. 209 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,178 All right, carry on, then. 210 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,816 all the packing tape. We pretty much used up I guess so. 211 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:14,052 Okay, the clock is ticking, everyone. 212 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,387 Phineas, what is going on here? 213 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:19,491 day of summer ever. to make the longest, funnest We're flying around the world 214 00:09:19,493 --> 00:09:21,793 Oh, no, no, no. Mom left me in charge, 215 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,262 and I say you and your little friends are not going anywhere! 216 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,765 STACY: Hey, Candace. Check out this giant map. 217 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:31,503 You're going to Paris? France? 218 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:34,306 That's the plan. We'll have to stop and refuel. 219 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:41,846 Like I was saying, you and your little friends 220 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,281 are not going anywhere 221 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:46,551 No, no, no, no, Candace. This is a bad idea. 222 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,753 About as bad as you've ever had in a long line of, 223 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,188 and I love you when I say this, 224 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,090 really, really bad ideas. 225 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,726 Stacy, they're going to Paris! Where Jeremy is! 226 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:57,128 You promised your mom you'd keep your brothers out of trouble. 227 00:09:57,130 --> 00:10:01,199 than by going along and keeping them out of trouble along the way? 228 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,468 You realize that's a massive rationalization, don't you? 229 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,171 Oh, yeah. Totally. Well, say hi to Jeremy for me. 230 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,673 And, hey, you should stop by and see my cousins in Tokyo. 231 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:10,842 Ferb, did you get that giant map packed? 232 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,345 Wow. Mad folding skills. 233 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:14,779 You guys all ready? 234 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,147 Ready for you to lose! 235 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,453 Uh, Ferb? 236 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:30,829 All right, everyone. Make sure your tray tables are stowed 237 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,497 and your seatbacks are in their full and up... 238 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,403 Okay, girls, we've got roughly 40 hours 239 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,372 to get this backyard in line and set up for the party. 240 00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:41,806 Let's go, go, go! 241 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,742 Who left her in charge? 242 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,276 yourself useful. Here, make 243 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,880 You know, we're only booked for the hour. 244 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,757 So, what'd you guys think of the Pacific Ocean? 245 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,259 Eh, it's probably, like, my fifth favorite ocean. 246 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,594 Next stop, Tokyo. 247 00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:04,562 VANESSA: It says here that the Tokyo Tower 248 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:07,832 is the tallest self-supporting steel structure in the world. 249 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,235 Oh, look down there. That guy just fell off his bike. 250 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:14,539 But it says nothing about a giant water balloon. 251 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,374 Dad? Do you like it? 252 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,677 to be on vacation. We're supposed Uh, we'll be on our way, 253 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,945 just as soon as Major Monogram drops this water balloon 254 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:23,548 on the entire International Good Guy Convention! 255 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:26,685 I would never pull an elaborate childish prank like that. 256 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:30,188 (STAMMERING) It would ruin my reputation, destroy my credit... 257 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,690 Oh, I see where you're going with this. 258 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:34,359 Yes. And best of all, without your leadership, 259 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,394 it will totally put an end to, uh... 260 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,830 What's the name of your organization again? 261 00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:43,468 The OWCA. The Organization Without a Cool Acronym. 262 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:47,372 Okay, well, I'm going to put an end to Owca, I guess. 263 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,774 Wow, that really isn't a cool acronym. 264 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:50,909 Told you. 265 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,411 Ladies and gentlemen, Tokyo, Japan. 266 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,747 CANDACE: Stacy has family down there. We should visit. 267 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,382 PHINEAS: We're one step ahead of you, Candace. 268 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,718 (CANDACE SCREAMING) 269 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:01,486 PHINEAS: Here we are. 270 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,989 (ALL SCREAMING) 271 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:09,761 Whoops. I thought it sounded a little grindy and sparky. 272 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:15,667 (SPEAKING JAPANESE) 273 00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:17,569 (IN PERFECT ENGLISH) Hey, everybody! Phineas and Ferb are here! 274 00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:22,874 PHINEAS: Wow. Stacy sure has a lot of cousins. 275 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:30,582 (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) 276 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,517 ALL: ♪ Welcome to Tokyo 277 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,852 ♪ Being glad that you are here 278 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,453 ♪ We came visiting delightful 279 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,988 ♪ Us welcome to Tokyo 280 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,491 Hey, do you guys have any vegetable oil we can use? 281 00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:42,994 Oh, sure. Bachan owns a tempura restaurant. 282 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,462 ♪ As for a list of exotic amusements 283 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,964 ♪ Which makes between the summer there 284 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:49,434 like the fact that it does we look at baseball ♪ Is here 285 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,437 ♪ Our some people the fact that volleyball Is done and is enjoyed 286 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,640 Thanks a lot! We'll say hi to Stacy for you. 287 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,480 Man, Tokyo's a fun town. 288 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,482 I have no idea what just happened. 289 00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,552 No one at the Agency will ever believe 290 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,753 that I dropped that water balloon. 291 00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,622 Oh, but they will. 292 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,657 Because you are going to confess that you did it 293 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,527 on camera for the world to see! 294 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:16,861 You can't make me talk. 295 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:19,998 I have nerves of steel and an iron will 296 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,534 and gold teeth and a copper spleen. 297 00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:24,302 Basically, I'm 35% metal. 298 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,904 Oh, man. It must be hard getting through the airport. 299 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,540 Oh, don't get me started. Anyway, you can't make me talk. 300 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,608 Oh, yeah? "I am Major Monogram. 301 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,910 "I dropped that water balloon! 302 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,578 "I have poopy pants!" 303 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,547 Eh? Well, I stand corrected. 304 00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,015 That was actually very convincing. 305 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:40,552 Dad, this entire trip has been about your work. 306 00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:42,654 That's it. If you don't wanna spend time with me, 307 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:43,855 then I don't wanna spend time with you! 308 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,926 I'm going to the airport and I'm flying to Paris. 309 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,894 Hey, Perry. Alone if I have to. 310 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:51,462 Vanessa, wait! 311 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,632 You have all the traveler's checks. 312 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,067 Traveler's checks? Really? 313 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,836 Uh, did I say traveler... 314 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:02,707 Look, look. I'll drop the water balloon right now and we'll get go... 315 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,376 Cheese and crackers. 316 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,378 you two, but, uh, Oh, excuse me, (BEEPING) 317 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,780 should that button be blinking like that? 318 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,648 Yep, that means it's working. 319 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,384 Oh, this can't be good. 320 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,719 (GRUNTS) No! Vanessa! 321 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,521 No! (SCREAMING) 322 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,989 (WHOOSHING) 323 00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:20,058 Oh, they caught her! They caught her! 324 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:21,926 Ferb? Vanessa? 325 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,562 No matter where we go, Ferb knows everyone. 326 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:27,131 VANESSA: Thanks, guys. It's a good thing we came along when we did. 327 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,533 So, where can we drop you? 328 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:32,403 Well, we're off to Paris to refuel and then back to Danville. 329 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:36,608 Wait, wait. You saved her, and now you're running off with her like... 330 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:39,677 Oh! I've very mixed feelings about you! 331 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,013 Uh, Perry the Platypus. How did you get here? 332 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,082 I need a ride. Could you guys help me out? 333 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,618 You're kidding, right? No, I have to save my daughter. 334 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:47,685 This is a big deal! 335 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,387 Oh, please. Please, please. 336 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,657 Oh, please, pleasey-weezey! Please, please, please. 337 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,726 Fine, but after we get her back, 338 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,128 you're going to have to answer for what you've done here, mister. 339 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,597 Wait, what? You were coming here anyway, and... 340 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,732 (MECHANISM WHIRRING) 341 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:10,541 Oh, and, uh, as far as flinging that water balloon into orbit... 342 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,443 (CHUCKLES) "I did that!" 343 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,413 Seriously, when was the last time you washed your hands? 344 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:17,715 PHINEAS: Okay, everybody. Keep an eye out for Klimpaloon. 345 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,117 Klimpaloon? CANDACE: Yeah, Klimpaloon. 346 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,752 The magical old-timey bathing suit 347 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,854 the Himalayas. that lives in You're making that up. 348 00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,589 Come on, Candace. Does that sound like something 349 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,491 someone would make up? What's that? 350 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,792 (RAPID BEEPING) calculate Uh-oh. We didn't 351 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,560 for the weight of an extra body. 352 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:30,962 Will this affect our arrival in Paris? 353 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,097 Hmm. Let me let you know in about two seconds. 354 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,501 Candace. Yeah? 355 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,703 It is going to affect our arrival in Paris. 356 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,606 (ALL SCREAMING) 357 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:51,749 (EXCLAIMING NONSENSICALLY) 358 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,886 And you thought I made it up. 359 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,690 Do we even have an idea where we're supposed to be going? 360 00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:00,758 Fortunately, Vanessa is wearing the earrings I got her. 361 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,827 They're made out of these cool little tracking devices. 362 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,629 Look, see? The signal's not too far away, 363 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:09,567 That way! Whoo-hoo! Team Doofenshmirtz, ho! 364 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,603 What? What, like I'm gonna let you name the team? 365 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,706 "Organization Without a Cool Acronym"? 366 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,574 Well, looks like you're gonna lose. 367 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,944 Hey! I believe my Uncle Sabu lives not far from here. 368 00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,112 Perhaps he can help. 369 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,881 Forget it. I'm staying with the plane. 370 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,750 And I'll keep her company. 371 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,118 Okay. Back in a few. 372 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,988 So, Candace, what is "Ferb" short for? 373 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,490 I don't know. 374 00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:36,694 He's home! Ah, Baljeet and friends. I was expecting you. 375 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,830 Really? No, that's just something we say up here 376 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,966 Uh, Uncle Sabu, do you live up here? 377 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,735 Yes. It's quite a trek, isn't it? 378 00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,703 It used to be very inconvenient for me, 379 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,572 but then I built my factory right here. 380 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,841 And now it's inconvenient for everyone else. 381 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:53,511 Oh, wait for it. There's a whole musical number. 382 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:56,114 ♪ Rubber bands, rubber balls 383 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,716 ♪ Made with super-special density 384 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,918 ♪ Rubber bands, rubber balls 385 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,321 ♪ They can bounce with such intensity 386 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,724 ♪ This is the room where we test the stretching 387 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,860 ♪ This is the room where we test the bounce 388 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,229 ♪ Here we add the long-chain hydrocarbons 389 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,798 ♪ The names of which I cannot pronounce 390 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,967 ♪ This is the room where we test compression 391 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,770 ♪ This is the room where we test recoil 392 00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:20,738 ♪ This is a break room for all these dancers 393 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,007 ♪ And here's a little fridge so the curry won't spoil 394 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,009 ♪ Rubber bands, rubber balls 395 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,612 ♪ Made with super-special density 396 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,814 ♪ Rubber bands, rubber balls 397 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,283 ♪ They can bounce with such intensity 398 00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:35,319 ♪ Basically what we make here is rubber 399 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,822 ♪ We're not trying to diversify 400 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,058 ♪ We don't make knickknacks, we don't make tchotchkes 401 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,160 ♪ Or really anything that's gonna catch your eye 402 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,862 ♪ We don't make pianos, we don't make cream sodas 403 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,198 ♪ We don't make the zippers for your parachute pants 404 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,035 ♪ We don't make ice cube trays or ceiling fans 405 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:53,938 ♪ We make rubber bands, rubber balls 406 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,274 ♪ Made with super-special density 407 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,810 ♪ Rubber bands, rubber balls 408 00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,945 ♪ They can bounce with such intensity ♪ 409 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,414 So, what do you make here again? 410 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:07,952 No, I'm just kidding, just kidding. Could we borrow one of these? 411 00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:10,922 (GROANS) I've got, like, no bars here. 412 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:12,990 Let's see if we get a signal further up the mountain. 413 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,293 I got her. She's down there on that craggy mountain. 414 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,828 Quick, let's land this bird. 415 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,863 The terrain is too treacherous. 416 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:19,897 You're going to have to parachute. 417 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:24,769 Wow, you have everything. How about a nice cup of hot cocoa? 418 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:25,903 (SCREAMS) 419 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,139 Do you hear a rumbling noise? 420 00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,942 So, as soon as Candace and Vanessa get here, we can... 421 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:34,378 Ferb, I think we might wanna start the plane. 422 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,682 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 423 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:40,852 Start the plane! Start the plane, start the plane! 424 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,154 you're flooding it. It sounds like I'm not flooding it. 425 00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:45,056 Start the plane! (SCREAMS) 426 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,157 Incoming! 427 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:49,293 Start the plane! Start the plane... (SCREAMS) 428 00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:50,828 Huh? 429 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,865 (ALL SCREAMING) No, no, no, no! 430 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:58,002 How am I ever gonna explain this to Mom? 431 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:03,007 (EXCLAIMING NONSENSICALLY) 432 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,142 That's not helping! 433 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,812 (EXCLAIMING SADLY) 434 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,113 (BOINGING) 435 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:10,882 PHINEAS: Candace, hop on! 436 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:12,750 All right, hold on to something. 437 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,253 (DOOFENSHMIRTZ SCREAMING) 438 00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:18,156 So, how'd it go? 439 00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:20,958 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 440 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:29,934 ♪ Come on along with me 441 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,702 ♪ So many sights to see 442 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,304 ♪ But not a whole lot of time 443 00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:34,839 ♪ We're in a hurry 444 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,974 ♪ We're bouncing around the world 445 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,843 ♪ I think we all can agree 446 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,178 ♪ That was the Baltic Sea 447 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,046 ♪ I checked my GPS time 448 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:46,384 ♪ I'm pretty sure that we're bouncing around the world 449 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,086 ♪ We'll bounce across the Great Wall 450 00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:50,988 ♪ And past the Taj Mahal 451 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,991 ♪ We'll go to Rome and see the Coliseum 452 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,893 ♪ The Coliseum 453 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,029 ♪ It's a real whirlwind tour 454 00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,897 ♪ So if you wanna be sure 455 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,833 ♪ Don't you blink or you won't see 'em 456 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,802 ♪ You won't see 'em 457 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,872 ♪ I wish that we could stay and have some fun 458 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:11,042 ♪ But we gotta keep chasing the sun 459 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:26,224 ♪ With a little compression and a little recoil 460 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:29,293 ♪ And a big jet engine we're gonna be 461 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,295 ♪ Bouncing around the world 462 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,030 ♪ And, baby, that ain't all 463 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,865 ♪ We got a big rubber ball 464 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,069 ♪ Did I forget to mention that we're gonna be 465 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,772 ♪ Bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing 466 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:45,109 ♪ Bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing 467 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,778 ♪ Bouncing around the world 468 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,115 ♪ Bouncing all over the world 469 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:56,053 ♪ Bouncing around the world 470 00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:00,891 but the good news is we're gonna crash into Paris. 471 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,293 How is that good news? 472 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,829 Huh? I thought you wanted to go to Paris. 473 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:05,930 Oh, yeah. I did. 474 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,766 (ALL SCREAMING) CANDACE: I'm feeling very conflicted about this! 475 00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:20,044 All right, gang, we made it to Paris. 476 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,013 We need fuel and parts, so we'd better split up. 477 00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:23,447 Yeah, my pants are way ahead of you. 478 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:28,119 According to this SPG, Vanessa is in some place called "siraP." 479 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,353 Hmm. 480 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,456 Oh, Paris! That makes a lot more sense. 481 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,792 That's actually where she wanted to go. Good for her. 482 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,193 Okay, everybody, let's get going. 483 00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:38,796 you go see Jeremy. Candace, Way ahead of you. 484 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,198 Baljeet and Buford, you guys go scare up the fuel we need. 485 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,366 You're still gonna lose. 486 00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:43,567 But I do like scaring things. 487 00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,202 Ferb, why don't you go to the Eiffel Tower 488 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:46,971 and get a reading on the trade winds? 489 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,906 Hop on. Vanessa, you rented a scooter! 490 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,375 Uh, yeah, rented. 491 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,979 (CAR HORNS BLARING) 492 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,947 I'm gonna go see if I can't find some parts. 493 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,516 come with me? Isabella, you wanna (EXCITEDLY) Yes! 494 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,051 (CASUALLY) I mean... I mean, yeah, sure. 495 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:02,086 You know, whatever. It's all good, bro. 496 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,855 Okay, Jeremy's staying at the Hotel La Poubelle. 497 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:07,525 La Poubelle. La Poubelle, La Poubelle... 498 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:10,861 pardonnez-moi, madame. Ooh, uh, Oui? 499 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,431 Um, uh... Un moment. 500 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:18,436 (IN TERRIBLE FRENCH) Oh, pouvez-vous me dire... 501 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,572 (IN GOOD ENGLISH) Can I tell you directions? 502 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,140 It's okay, I speak English. 503 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:27,378 (ENUNCIATING) Yes, I speak English. Parler anglais. 504 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:31,115 Uh... Ou est La Hotel Poubelle? 505 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:33,117 It's, uh, just around the corner. 506 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,553 (SIGHS) Around the corner. Around the corner. 507 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:38,889 Uh... Au coin de la rue? 508 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,157 Oui. 509 00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:43,227 Oh, never mind. I'll find it myself. 510 00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:46,364 Hey! Hotel Poubelle! It was just around the corner! (CHUCKLES) 511 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,099 There he is! Jer! 512 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,035 Oh, ho. Merci. 513 00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:59,543 (SAD FRENCH SONG PLAYING) 514 00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:09,387 So, Phineas, what do you think of the City of Love? 515 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,555 I wish it was the city of airplane parts. 516 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,090 Oh, you're just too stressed. 517 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,559 You should take a moment to relax and enjoy it. 518 00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:21,399 ♪ We could share a crepe sucree at this Parisian cafe 519 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,467 Huh! That awning could be used as a sail, 520 00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:26,470 or, you know, a parachute, depending on how things go. 521 00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:33,010 ♪ Take a break and smell these flowers underneath the Eiffel Tower 522 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:35,112 I wonder if they still got pieces of that hanging around. 523 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,214 come in handy. The rivets would Oh, Phineas. 524 00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:41,252 ♪ Won't you share a creme brulee with me? 525 00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:43,287 Hey, look at that nifty little blow-torch! 526 00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:46,924 ♪ How perfect could this be 527 00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:50,027 ♪ In the City of Love 528 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:55,166 ♪ In the City of Love ♪ In the City of Love 529 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,403 ♪ In the City of Love 530 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:03,474 ♪ We could try some fancy cheese 531 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:06,143 ♪ Or peruse the galleries 532 00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:09,580 I wonder if oil-based paint is combustible, as a rocket fuel. 533 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:14,452 ♪ Isn't this a perfect day 534 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:17,955 ♪ How do I look in this beret? 535 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,257 Oh, that reminds me, we might need helmets. 536 00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:26,297 ♪ Oh, how can he not feel the same way 537 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:31,535 ♪ When we're strolling down the Champs-Elysees 538 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:35,272 ♪ In the City of Love 539 00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:39,143 ♪ In the City of Love ♪ In the City of Love 540 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:44,548 ♪ I wish that he would whisper, "Ma cherie, je t'aime" 541 00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:49,687 ♪ But all he wants to do is try to fix that plane 542 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:56,627 ♪ In the City of Love ♪ In the City of Love 543 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,530 ♪ In the City of Love 544 00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:03,100 ♪ In the City of Love 545 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:06,437 ♪ In the City of Love 546 00:25:06,439 --> 00:25:10,574 ♪ In the City of Love 547 00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:12,209 Hey, you! BALLOON SELLER: (GASPS) 548 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:13,711 Stop letting my balloons go! 549 00:25:15,146 --> 00:25:16,580 Now, Buford, your mindless bullying 550 00:25:16,582 --> 00:25:18,516 may have a rustic charm Stateside, 551 00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:22,119 but now we are in Europe, a place of high refinement. 552 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,121 So let me do all the talking. 553 00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:26,056 (ENUNCIATING) Excuse me, sir. 554 00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:31,228 Would you have any used cooking oil that we could have? 555 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:34,298 Non! Oh! The French are so intimidating! 556 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,366 Out of my way, runt! 557 00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:37,368 Do not do anything too crazy! 558 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:43,741 (SPEAKING FLUENT FRENCH) 559 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,309 But of course. 560 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,712 Not one word about this to the others. 561 00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:55,352 Pardonnez-moi, monsieur, are you throwing those away? 562 00:25:55,354 --> 00:25:58,155 Et alors? This is about the plane, isn't it? 563 00:25:58,157 --> 00:25:59,456 Well, yeah. What else? 564 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:04,695 Well, I guess we'll always have giant plastic baguettes. 565 00:26:06,331 --> 00:26:08,465 I don't know, Ferb. I know he's my dad, 566 00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:10,367 and I shouldn't blame him for being busy. 567 00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:14,071 It's just that he always seems to put his work ahead of me. 568 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,173 (SIGHS) I just don't know what to do. 569 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,542 Well, sometimes if you love somebody, 570 00:26:18,544 --> 00:26:20,277 you have to meet them halfway. 571 00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:22,746 Halfway, huh? Hmm. 572 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:26,417 You mean, like, maybe I should take an interest in his work? 573 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:28,852 I would, but it's actually evil. I just can't... 574 00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:30,754 Ferb? (WHOOSHING) 575 00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:33,123 Vanessa! We've come to rescue you! 576 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:36,460 mean, "we"? Wait, what d'you I hitched a ride. 577 00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:38,262 You remember these guys, don't you? 578 00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:42,266 I can't believe you brought work with you again. 579 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,268 Work? What are you... Oh, you mean them? 580 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,270 No, Major Mono-brow and Perry the Platypus, 581 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:48,572 find you! they were helping me Mono-brow? 582 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,842 Oh, come on. You got that whole thing up here. It runs right a... 583 00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:53,877 It's one straight line, for crying out loud! 584 00:26:54,312 --> 00:26:56,580 That's it, I'm getting my tweezers back from Karl. 585 00:26:56,748 --> 00:27:00,384 Oh, come on, Vanessa. I came halfway around the world to get you! 586 00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:02,920 Halfway? Yeah, halfway around the world. 587 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:04,421 You met me halfway. 588 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:10,227 You did, didn't you? You know what, Dad? Move over, 589 00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:11,362 I'm comin' with you. 590 00:27:11,364 --> 00:27:15,132 Why don't we talk these guys into giving us a tour of Paris? 591 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,533 We can go check out the Guillotine Museum. 592 00:27:16,535 --> 00:27:17,434 MONOGRAM: Gross! 593 00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:23,374 VANESSA: Bye, Ferb. Thanks for everything! 594 00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:25,776 Well, the baguettes are rubber-banded on. 595 00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:27,344 That should get us across the Atlantic. 596 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:28,879 Why didn't we think of that in the first place? 597 00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:31,482 Gee, I don't know. Hey, Ferb. Where's Vanessa? 598 00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:34,685 That's too bad. I thought the two of you, 599 00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:38,188 you know, a boy, a girl, alone in the City of Love. 600 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:40,758 a foregone conclusion. I thought romance was (GROWLING) 601 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,359 Isabella, did you say something? 602 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:43,927 I need a new pencil. 603 00:27:44,529 --> 00:27:47,498 Oh, hey, Candace. So how'd it go? Did you see Jeremy? 604 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,867 Well, I saw him. I just didn't talk to him. 605 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:54,471 I thought, you know, the two of you, a boy, a girl, 606 00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:56,407 City of Love... alone in the (GROWLING) 607 00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:57,708 Isabella! 608 00:27:57,876 --> 00:27:59,877 Isabella, are you okay? 609 00:28:01,212 --> 00:28:02,513 Peachy. So what happened? 610 00:28:02,647 --> 00:28:04,415 Well, you know when you know someone, 611 00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:06,917 and then you see they have another, like, life away from you 612 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:10,454 Like when you see your teacher at the grocery store weird? 613 00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:12,356 Or like when someone you've known for a long time 614 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:13,590 starts wearing a cowboy hat weird? 615 00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:17,594 That's good. 'Cause I was thinkin' about getting a cowboy hat. 616 00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:21,265 It's just... Jeremy looked like he was having a really good time here. 617 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:24,535 And suddenly it seemed creepy and obsessive that I came all this way. 618 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:25,736 What if he doesn't wanna see me? 619 00:28:25,738 --> 00:28:27,471 Or came to Paris to get away from me? 620 00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:29,339 Candace, like the song said, 621 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:30,941 you have to believe you can. 622 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:32,743 I think Candace may have missed that song. 623 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:34,278 Yeah, man. She was in the house. 624 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,580 What? You missed Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan? 625 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:37,981 Uh, apparently. 626 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,350 Well, that's too bad. But the gist of it 627 00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,219 was that you've got to believe in yourself. 628 00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:43,587 That's easy for you, Phineas. 629 00:28:43,589 --> 00:28:44,988 Look at all the things you've done. 630 00:28:44,990 --> 00:28:46,557 Summer belongs to you. 631 00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:49,893 Summer doesn't belong to me. It belongs to everyone. 632 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:52,863 And that includes you. You have to believe that. 633 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:55,532 Well, my summer's been a series of failures. 634 00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:57,468 I have a hard time believing in anything. 635 00:28:58,336 --> 00:28:59,937 Well, you got on this plane. 636 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:02,039 You know, back when it was a plane. 637 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:03,774 Which means you believed in us. 638 00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:05,542 And we believe in you. 639 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:07,745 And therefore, through the transitive property of belief, 640 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,613 you do believe in yourself! 641 00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:10,748 I do? 642 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,916 Besides, when we did all those things, 643 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,485 you were right there with us. 644 00:29:14,487 --> 00:29:15,786 I was, wasn't I? Yes! 645 00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:17,321 You're Candace Flynn, 646 00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:20,657 monster truck-driver, charioteer, Queen of Mars! 647 00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:23,260 Candace Flynn. Well, I am That's the spirit! 648 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,496 You're right! I'm Candace Flynn, lifeguard! 649 00:29:25,498 --> 00:29:28,265 Time-traveler! Don't break the engine. 650 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:31,368 I am Candace Flynn, coup de crayon! 651 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:35,706 It is you! I was just over there in a taxi and I saw you were over... 652 00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:37,975 Well, my brothers had this idea to fly around... 653 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:41,478 Oops, we've slipped our mooring. I guess we're leaving. 654 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,914 Hey, Candace, better wrap it up. Looks like we're underway. 655 00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:47,885 I wanted to tell you! I had something Really? What is it? 656 00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:50,921 but then I saw you in front of your hotel, with those kids 657 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:52,289 and the girl with the ice cream... 658 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,891 Candace, were you spying on me? 659 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,993 No, no! It's just that I saw you and it was, 660 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,661 it was like my teacher wearing a cowboy hat. 661 00:29:58,897 --> 00:30:00,864 I would hope my girlfriend would have a little trust in me. 662 00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:03,634 Jeremy, you said the "G" word! 663 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:04,835 Well, yeah, I used the... 664 00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:06,069 (HUFFS) Hold on. (CARS HONKING) 665 00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:07,738 (BIRDS SQUAWKING) 666 00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:08,939 Yeah, I used the "G" word. 667 00:30:08,941 --> 00:30:10,474 That doesn't freak you out, does it? 668 00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:13,010 as my "B" word! I think of you No, because 669 00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:15,445 Well, "G" word, you wanna "K" word? 670 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:16,680 (CHUCKLES COYLY) Maybe. 671 00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:19,817 Uh, Candace? All set, Jeremy. 672 00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:21,618 Start kissin'. 673 00:30:21,953 --> 00:30:23,020 Candace! 674 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,389 No, no, no, no, no, no! 675 00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:27,591 Wait, you can't leave now! 676 00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,092 Just get off at the next bridge. 677 00:30:29,427 --> 00:30:31,628 I can't. I'm in charge of these guys, I... 678 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:33,597 I've gotta be responsible. 679 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:35,666 I'll see you in a week, boyfriend! 680 00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:37,568 PHINEAS: Candace, you better take your seat. 681 00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:40,671 Don't worry, Candace. The week will be over before you know it. 682 00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:43,473 At least you got a love scene on a bridge! 683 00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:45,676 "Love is a canvas furnished by nature, 684 00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:47,678 "and embroidered by the imagination." 685 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,346 Voltaire, Buford? Really? 686 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,615 Oh, I can't help it. Paris does it to me every time. 687 00:30:51,617 --> 00:30:53,617 It's 4:00, we're in a baguette boat, 688 00:30:53,619 --> 00:30:55,652 with a fuel tank full of snail grease. 689 00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:57,387 I've got a good feeling about this. 690 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,389 Okay, everyone, hold on to something! 691 00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:01,558 (LAUGHS) Oh, yeah! 692 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,759 FRENCH MAN: Mon Dieu! 693 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:07,831 Hey, everyone! I can talk! 694 00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:10,033 We're almost at Le Havre harbor, Ferb! 695 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,902 After that, it's nothing but open ocean 696 00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:13,403 and a couple of remote islands. 697 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,072 We should be home in no time. 698 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,608 Huh. Well, that might be a problem. 699 00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:19,509 Hey, check it out. It's my giant water balloon! 700 00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:22,746 (ALL SCREAMING) 701 00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:35,659 Five kids in a jet-powered baguette boat in the middle of the Atlantic. 702 00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:38,128 Ah, that reminds me of Karen Johnson. 703 00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:40,664 Everything reminds you of Karen Johnson. 704 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,468 I hate being a sailor. 705 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:51,642 Well, looked like everything worked out for the best. 706 00:31:51,644 --> 00:31:53,744 That giant wave really put us back on schedule. 707 00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:56,046 We might even arrive in Danville ahead of time. 708 00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:58,916 You know, barring any unforeseen mishaps. 709 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:01,451 Oh, like that! That's what I'm talkin' about. 710 00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:07,557 Yeah, this is all included in what I was talking about earlier! 711 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,963 Well, Ferb, that was our worst landing yet. 712 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:15,065 I'm beginning to detect a pattern here. 713 00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:18,735 Phineas! This isn't Danville! It's a deserted island! 714 00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:20,437 The only things on this island are us, 715 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,673 a couple of trees and a big fat ox! 716 00:32:22,675 --> 00:32:25,943 Hey! Not you, big fat ox! Him, big fat ox. 717 00:32:26,177 --> 00:32:27,444 (GRUNTS QUESTIONINGLY) 718 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:30,514 When Mom and Dad left me in charge 719 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:33,583 I never took into account that we might not make it back at all! 720 00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:36,820 And now we're stranded, and now I'll never get my kiss from Jeremy! 721 00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:40,624 (SOBBING) It's the end of romance! 722 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:46,163 You do realize that you're stranded on this island too, right? 723 00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:48,098 I don't care! I'm winning! 724 00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:54,838 Phineas! How are we going to get off this island? 725 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,506 Well, we'll just have to fix the boat. 726 00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:59,743 There's plenty here. All we need is our imagination. 727 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:02,779 For instance we could tie those two palm trees into a raft 728 00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:04,581 and add a supersonic outboard motor... 729 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,616 Oh, wait, we don't have anything to cut the trees with 730 00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:08,518 and we don't have an outboard motor. 731 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,487 I know! We can soup up this ox 732 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,723 so he can run on a conveyer belt that would charge a... 733 00:33:12,725 --> 00:33:15,225 Oh! We don't have a conveyer belt, and we don't have any soup! 734 00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:18,862 Not to mention, you're never gonna make it! (LAUGHS) 735 00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:21,031 We'll make it! After all, we've got... 736 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:25,202 Uh, we've got the seats, we've still got one rubber band, and we've got... 737 00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:29,940 Hey, maybe you can make an hourglass and watch the time slip away. 738 00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:33,643 Before you leave, we have one more thing for you. 739 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:35,045 Really? What is it? 740 00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:39,616 I know what handcuffs are. I'm not an idiot! 741 00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:44,054 Well, there's a list of outstanding violations as long as your arm. 742 00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:46,923 (GROANS) Well, I do have unusually long arms. 743 00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,558 But we're on vacation! 744 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,896 You'll be able to continue your vacation in 10 to 20 years. 745 00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:54,164 I'm gonna beat the rap, you know. 746 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:56,199 I've been working on a rap beat-inator. 747 00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:57,868 I just don't know if it works in France. 748 00:33:57,870 --> 00:33:59,736 I mean, have you seen the electrical outlets here? 749 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:01,271 I wouldn't even know where to start. 750 00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:05,542 Hold it right there! Step away from the evil scientist. 751 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:09,679 Vanessa, I'm so proud of you! You are evil! 752 00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:13,083 Just get in the car before they find out this is only a hair drier. 753 00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:14,618 This is a hair drier? 754 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:19,656 Cool. But they didn't know it was a hair drier when you pointed it at them. 755 00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:22,059 So, that means you're a little evil. 756 00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:24,227 Okay, Dad. Maybe I'm a little evil. 757 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,229 I knew it! (SOBBING) 758 00:34:26,597 --> 00:34:28,932 It's okay. I'm not gonna cry! 759 00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:33,070 Well, guess we can kiss that pair of handcuffs goodbye. 760 00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:35,705 Don't know about you, but I'm gonna go take in a revue. 761 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:42,813 (PANTING) There's gotta be some minerals or something down here that we can use! 762 00:34:42,815 --> 00:34:45,649 I mean, we can't just be stuck here! 763 00:34:49,787 --> 00:34:52,956 Thanks, Ferb. I just don't know what to do. 764 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:59,029 the most romantic city in the world, and he didn't even notice me. 765 00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:03,233 I just feel like giving up. And look at him! 766 00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:05,368 Look, a sponge and a starfish! 767 00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:07,237 There's gotta be something we can make out of this! 768 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,306 Ah! Oh, no, that's ridiculous. 769 00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:11,108 It's as if I don't exist! 770 00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:13,877 I would give anything if he would just sit down with me 771 00:35:14,011 --> 00:35:15,779 and enjoy this beautiful sunset. 772 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:19,816 We could... (STAMMERING) We could dig a tunnel under the ocean! 773 00:35:19,818 --> 00:35:21,318 And then we could... We could... 774 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,222 We could... We could... We... 775 00:35:25,224 --> 00:35:30,794 I can't believe there's nothing we can do to get off of this... 776 00:35:31,662 --> 00:35:32,863 (SIGHS) 777 00:35:35,099 --> 00:35:38,235 I guess at least we can sit and watch this beautiful sunset. 778 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,975 No. What? 779 00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:48,345 No! You are not going to enjoy this beautiful sunset! 780 00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:51,748 You built a roller coaster through downtown! 781 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,416 You made giant tree house robots. 782 00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:56,419 You traveled through time, for crying out loud! Twice! 783 00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:58,955 But, Isabella, there's nothing here for me to work with! 784 00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:01,691 Well, that's not the Phineas Flynn that I fell in... 785 00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:04,127 Into this situation with. 786 00:36:04,129 --> 00:36:06,763 You showed us all on Ferb's map how this is possible, 787 00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:08,398 and I'm not gonna let you sit there and... 788 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,935 Ferb's map! That's it! Isabella, you're the best! 789 00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:14,037 Hey, Ferb, let's see that map again. 790 00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:22,078 Okay. We're here, and we need to go there. And we've got about... 791 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,413 I'd say, 11 minutes. 792 00:36:24,615 --> 00:36:26,917 Isabella, grab Madagascar and bring it over here to Ohio. 793 00:36:27,051 --> 00:36:29,052 Now, Candace, you grab the Andes 794 00:36:29,054 --> 00:36:31,121 and fold it over so that it meets Greenland. 795 00:36:31,123 --> 00:36:34,391 doesn't actually make these places closer together. 796 00:36:34,393 --> 00:36:35,859 I know, I know. Crease it here. 797 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,295 Buford, Australia over to Africa. 798 00:36:38,462 --> 00:36:40,197 Baljeet, Hawaii to Japan. 799 00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:42,699 No, no, east, east! Don't go west. You'll rip it. 800 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:43,900 All right, now fold it here. 801 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,802 Buford, one long crease down this line. 802 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:48,205 Phineas, I don't see how an origami unicorn 803 00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:49,739 is getting us off this island! 804 00:36:50,841 --> 00:36:52,142 It's not done yet. It needs one more fold. There you go. 805 00:36:52,843 --> 00:36:54,744 Wait for it. 806 00:36:57,848 --> 00:36:59,182 Oh, no. No, no, no, no! 807 00:36:59,184 --> 00:37:01,117 There's no way I'm getting on that thing. 808 00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:02,519 Wait, wait! It's gonna work! You'll see. 809 00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:04,154 I think it's beautiful! 810 00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:06,823 Don't encourage him. Phineas, this is crazy! 811 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:09,459 Car-salesman crazy or mattress-salesman crazy? 812 00:37:11,028 --> 00:37:13,763 That's a relief. Isabella, Baljeet, get the seats! 813 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:15,765 You got it! Buford, grab the ox! 814 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,400 This is the only way he likes you to hold him. 815 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:19,102 Phineas, it's made of paper! 816 00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:20,937 So is the Declaration of Independence. 817 00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:23,840 Yeah, but it wouldn't fly over 2,000 miles of water! 818 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:24,975 Buford, why are you helping? 819 00:37:24,977 --> 00:37:27,043 How often do you get to lift an ox? 820 00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:29,879 Have I taken crazy pills? There's no engine! 821 00:37:29,881 --> 00:37:31,815 True, but we do have this rubber band made with 822 00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:33,383 ♪ super-special density 823 00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:35,385 Just believe we can, Candace. 824 00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:38,021 Yes, Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan cannot both be wrong! 825 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,523 Look, apparently I missed some big musical number 826 00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:42,926 with Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan, okay? 827 00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:45,295 So, can we please stop using it as a reference? 828 00:37:45,529 --> 00:37:47,230 Well, it was just very inspirational. 829 00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:51,167 Candace, you won't see Jeremy again till we get off the island. 830 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,404 I get a window seat. 831 00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:58,275 I would be riding an ox today, 832 00:37:58,409 --> 00:38:00,110 but I thought it was a figure of speech! 833 00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:03,246 PHINEAS: A little bit further. A little bit further. 834 00:38:03,248 --> 00:38:06,049 Okay, that'll have to do. We're almost out of time. Everybody on the plane. 835 00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:11,154 Everyone, ready? It's now or never! 836 00:38:11,156 --> 00:38:13,423 Actually, Phineas, I changed my mind. I wanna stay here. 837 00:38:13,824 --> 00:38:15,325 Oh, that's just the mortal terror talking. 838 00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:17,994 what I'm trying... Well, yeah, that's Buford, pull the release! 839 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:19,796 Whatever, dude. It's not gonna... 840 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,865 (ALL SCREAMING) 841 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:23,900 It's working! Look! 842 00:38:24,902 --> 00:38:26,303 Yes, yes, yes! 843 00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:27,971 What are you so happy about? 844 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:29,839 I finally ate a bug! 845 00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:33,543 PHINEAS: It looks like we're gonna make it! There's the tri-state area! 846 00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:37,080 Welcome to the 27th annual Substitute Teacher Day. 847 00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:38,915 We begin by... 848 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:40,116 All right, who's the wise guy? 849 00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:41,918 Hang on everyone, we're coming in! 850 00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:43,887 (ALL SCREAMING) 851 00:38:44,955 --> 00:38:46,956 Actually, that was probably our best landing of the day. 852 00:38:47,191 --> 00:38:50,527 Great, the sun's still up and we're only five blocks away. Come on! 853 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:52,062 (ALL GASPING) 854 00:38:52,064 --> 00:38:54,931 Road construction! ISABELLA: Oh, no! (JACKHAMMERS RATTLING) 855 00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:56,833 It took Mom an hour to get around that ditch! 856 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,902 There's only 58 seconds till sundown! 857 00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:00,136 What kind of watch is that? 858 00:39:01,238 --> 00:39:04,407 No, no, no! Oh! I actually thought we were gonna make it! 859 00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:06,476 I thought we were gonna do the impossible! 860 00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:10,613 For one shining moment, summer was whatever I wanted to make of it! 861 00:39:11,482 --> 00:39:14,084 Wait, this is my house! Hold on one second! 862 00:39:14,086 --> 00:39:16,619 I'm giving everybody back their bikes! 863 00:39:16,621 --> 00:39:19,255 But, Buford, we didn't make it back to our yard. 864 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:23,259 I get it! Everybody, get your bikes! 865 00:39:23,494 --> 00:39:26,363 Here's Ferb's, here's Phineas', here's Isabella's, 866 00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:28,965 and here's a recumbent. Really? 867 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:30,500 Studies say it's better for your back. 868 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,469 How come I don't have to stand in line to bully you? 869 00:39:32,636 --> 00:39:34,471 Wait, Buford never took my bike! 870 00:39:34,605 --> 00:39:36,306 Noted. There's one right there! 871 00:39:36,308 --> 00:39:38,875 Phineas, I'm not gonna get on this silly little tricycle. 872 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,910 Candace, we're in a hurry. Just get on the trike and we'll... 873 00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:42,979 There's no way I'm... Get on the trike! 874 00:39:47,985 --> 00:39:50,153 Phineas, there's no way we're gonna clear that! 875 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:52,522 Just believe we can, Candace! 876 00:39:52,524 --> 00:39:55,225 Is that another Chaka Khan reference? 'Cause I thought I was clear! 877 00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:58,361 You didn't have to hear the song, Candace. You just have to believe! 878 00:39:58,363 --> 00:39:59,662 I believe! 879 00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:00,964 I believe! 880 00:40:00,966 --> 00:40:02,132 I believe! 881 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:03,400 (BELL DINGS) 882 00:40:05,202 --> 00:40:08,004 Okay, I believe! 883 00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:13,576 What a long day! It seemed like the sun would never go down! 884 00:40:13,944 --> 00:40:15,044 Where are they? 885 00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:16,312 Don't worry. They'll make it. 886 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,148 Seven seconds till sundown! 887 00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:19,983 Maybe it'll help if we count! 888 00:40:19,985 --> 00:40:22,419 ALL: Five, four, three, two... 889 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:24,154 One. 890 00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:26,556 GIRL: We did it! (ALL CHEERING) 891 00:40:26,558 --> 00:40:29,459 that was so great! Oh, my gosh, Yes, yes, yes! 892 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:30,994 (CHUCKLES TRIUMPHANTLY) 893 00:40:31,729 --> 00:40:33,129 Yes, yes, yes! You guys are amazing! 894 00:40:34,031 --> 00:40:36,199 Mom! Dad! Oh, for us? 895 00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:37,934 That is so nice! 896 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:41,504 And, Candace. So responsible, not a single phone call. 897 00:40:41,506 --> 00:40:43,039 Well, I didn't have international coverage. 898 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:47,644 but you would not believe what a long day we've had. 899 00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:49,946 So, I think we're gonna turn in early. 900 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,115 You guys just enjoy the party, okay? 901 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,951 All right, you heard him. Let's enjoy this party! 902 00:41:00,257 --> 00:41:02,292 ♪ It's been a long, long day 903 00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:05,562 ♪ And there were moments when I doubted 904 00:41:06,063 --> 00:41:08,064 ♪ That we'd ever reach the point 905 00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:11,568 ♪ Where we could laugh and sing about it 906 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:17,106 BOTH: ♪ Now the sun is set on this, another extraordinary day 907 00:41:17,108 --> 00:41:21,644 ♪ And when it comes around again You know I'll say 908 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:25,715 ♪ Tell me what you wanna do today 909 00:41:25,717 --> 00:41:28,084 ♪ All we need is a place to start 910 00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:30,153 ♪ If we have heart, we'll make it 911 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:31,754 ♪ 'Cause we're not messin' around 912 00:41:31,756 --> 00:41:33,323 ♪ 'Cause we're not messin' around 913 00:41:33,325 --> 00:41:37,227 ♪ Yes, we can dream it, do it, build it, make it 914 00:41:37,229 --> 00:41:41,464 ♪ I know we can really take it to the limit 915 00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:45,034 ♪ Before the sun goes down 916 00:41:45,769 --> 00:41:48,438 ♪ As soon as you wake up, you gotta make your move 917 00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:51,474 ♪ Don't miss a beat, just get into the groove 918 00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:57,013 There's a lot that you can do ♪ The sun is shining ♪ A lot that you can do 919 00:41:57,015 --> 00:42:00,083 ♪ There's a world of possibilities outside your door 920 00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:02,585 ♪ Why settle for a little? You can get much more 921 00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:07,223 ♪ Don't need an invitation Every day is new 922 00:42:07,591 --> 00:42:13,062 Summer belongs to you ♪ Yes, it's true ♪ Ooh, summer belongs to you 923 00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:15,698 ♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you 924 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:19,168 ♪ Summer belongs to everyone So have some fun 925 00:42:19,436 --> 00:42:21,771 ♪ There's nothin' better to do Summer belongs to you 926 00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:27,677 I'm takin' a verse. All right, Be my guest! 927 00:42:28,078 --> 00:42:30,046 ♪ I traveled halfway round the world 928 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:33,049 ♪ And almost turned and ran away 929 00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:36,286 ♪ But you helped me get my courage back 930 00:42:36,288 --> 00:42:39,122 ♪ So now I've got to say 931 00:42:39,124 --> 00:42:45,094 ♪ That though I've often thought of you as just a nuisance and a bother 932 00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:50,166 ♪ Today I can't imagine having better little brothers 933 00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:53,236 ♪ And you've gotta believe in somethin' 934 00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:55,538 ♪ So today I believed in you 935 00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,774 ♪ And you came through We made it 936 00:42:57,776 --> 00:43:01,144 ♪ I've never been so proud ♪ Never been so proud 937 00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:04,581 ♪ I know at first it seemed implausible 938 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:07,450 ♪ But we accomplished the impossible 939 00:43:07,618 --> 00:43:12,589 ♪ Now there's somethin' that I've gotta say aloud 940 00:43:13,624 --> 00:43:16,492 so take a chance ♪ Time is what you make of it, That's it. 941 00:43:16,494 --> 00:43:18,628 ♪ Life is full of music, so you ought to dance 942 00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:23,199 ♪ The world's a stage, and it is time for your debut 943 00:43:23,367 --> 00:43:25,168 By jove, I think she's got it! 944 00:43:25,170 --> 00:43:28,104 sitting on that chair ♪ Don't waste a minute Yeah! 945 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:29,672 ♪ The world is calling So just get out there 946 00:43:29,674 --> 00:43:35,345 ♪ You can sing forever So your dreams are all in view 947 00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:37,213 ♪ Yes, it's true 948 00:43:37,514 --> 00:43:40,617 ♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you 949 00:43:40,619 --> 00:43:43,286 ♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you 950 00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:47,223 ♪ Summer belongs to everyone So have some fun 951 00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:48,891 ♪ There's nothin' better to do 952 00:43:48,893 --> 00:43:50,660 Hey, Candace! Jeremy! 953 00:43:51,495 --> 00:43:53,563 You came back early! 954 00:43:53,565 --> 00:43:55,131 Well, I missed my girlfriend. 955 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:57,266 Ooh, I like the sound of that! 956 00:43:57,268 --> 00:43:59,268 Besides, you forgot something in France! 957 00:43:59,270 --> 00:44:00,470 I did? What? 958 00:44:00,472 --> 00:44:01,871 This. Hmm? 959 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:04,540 ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby 960 00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:05,842 ♪ Summer belongs to you 961 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:10,480 ♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you 962 00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:14,183 ♪ Whatever you want to do You make the rules 963 00:44:14,185 --> 00:44:16,252 ♪ You've got the tools to see it through 964 00:44:16,254 --> 00:44:18,688 ♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you 965 00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:21,758 ♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you 966 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,528 ♪ Just remember that you can do it And when you're through 967 00:44:25,530 --> 00:44:27,363 ♪ It will change your point of view 968 00:44:27,365 --> 00:44:29,666 ♪ Summer belongs to you 969 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:37,707 Hey, where's Perry? 970 00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:43,546 Would you like your (ROLLS TONGUE) with or without fromage? 971 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:49,652 ♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you 972 00:44:49,654 --> 00:44:53,356 you make the rules ♪ Whatever you want to do, 973 00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:54,791 to see it through ♪ You've got the tools 974 00:44:54,793 --> 00:44:56,793 ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby ♪ Summer belongs to you 975 00:44:56,795 --> 00:44:59,562 ♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you 976 00:44:59,564 --> 00:45:04,634 And when you're through that you can do it ♪ Just remember 977 00:45:04,636 --> 00:45:06,569 your point of view ♪ It will change 978 00:45:06,571 --> 00:45:08,471 ♪ Summer belongs to you 91828

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