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♪ Summer belongs to you

(DIALING)

(RINGING) Hello.

Hi, Candace. You realize it's, like, 2:00 a.m. in Paris?

how your vacation's going. I was just wondering Sorry.

Actually, it's funny you called,

'cause you were in my dream just now.

Really? (LOUD THUD)

Yeah. It was weird.

playing an oboe, and... and there was an iguana (THUDDING CONTINUES)

I'll call you later. I gotta go, Jeremy.

hear that? Mom! Did you (THUDDING)

I can't hear anything because of all this road construction!

But, Mom, they've built a giant, rope-jumping robot and it's...

Phineas! Will you turn that thing off? I am trying to bust you!

We can't, it's become self-aware.

The jump-roping was his idea.

Mom! Mom! Mom!

Okay, I'm here. What did you want to tell me?

Backyard, now!

Excuse me? Backyard now, please.

I jump, therefore I am.

Oh, there you are, Perry.

Right back here, Mom! Look! Here they are!

Hi, kids, did you have fun today?

Yes. Yes, we did. Good for you.

I would have been home sooner but it took me an hour

to drive around the road construction in the neighborhood.

It sure would be helpful if they could just make the days a little longer.

about that? Who do I call (CHUCKLES)

going on here. We have a visual gag Hey, do you mind?

Thank you.

Our vacation is more than halfway over

and what have we accomplished?

a roller coaster, Okay, so we built

through time twice. we traveled

blah, blah, blah... Found Atlantis,

done anything! See? We've hardly

We need a real challenge!

We need to create the biggest, longest,

funnest summer day of all time!

Ferb, I know what we're going to do today.

♪ Doofenshmirtz in a jet airplane ♪

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Well, Vanessa, are you looking forward

to seeing Tokyo on our daddy-daughter trip?

Yeah. I was really hoping for Paris.

I mean, I did drop all those hints,

but I guess Tokyo's more exotic.

Yes, that is why I chose Japan over Paris at the last moment.

There is no other ulterior motive behind it at all. So, you know...

Oh, it's always something. Turbulence, headwinds, giant jump-roping robots...

I dangle, therefore I am.

So, Mom, while you're away, I'm in charge, right?

That's right. Remember, no boys over.

Of course, Mom. Jeremy is in Paris anyway.

So, when you say I'm "in charge,"

what exactly do you mean by that?

Well, to put it simply, I mean you're in charge.

So, if Phineas and Ferb were up to something bustworthy,

and I am, as you say, "in charge,"

I have free rein to call you as many times as necessary?

Quite the contrary, Candace.

Being in charge means you handle things yourself.

Yup. Basically, if you're really in charge

you won't need to call at all.

You see, if the boys are doing something bustworthy,

that means you're not doing your job

and you would be in trouble, too.

Whoa, whoa, heavy.

By busting the boys, I bust myself?

Ah, there's the rub. Right next to the pair of ducks.

this book of puns. I'm also packing

MOM: Bye, kids! Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad!

Have a successful endeavor.

(DREAMING) Paris... French girls and Jeremy... Iguana playing an oboe...

Stacy, I am freaking out here.

(SIGHS) I'll be right over.

Cool. Thanks. And could you bring some breakfast?

(DIAL TONE DRONING) Hello?

So, Phineas, what you doing up so early?

Today is the summer solstice, the longest day of the year.

And Ferb and I are gonna make it even longer.

Statue of Liberty? So you built the No.

that is weird. Oh, wow,

Sun Beater 3000. Behold, the amazing

It's fast and it runs on vegetable oil, so it's environmentally friendly.

In this ship, we will travel around the world as the sun does,

making this, the longest day of summer, even longer.

That will give us 24 hours of continuous daylight,

add to that the extra 15 hours we would have had anyway...

That's almost a 40-hour day.

It can't be done. There's only 24 hours in a day,

and that's that. Well, yes and no.

You see, Buford, if you define the day by the passage of the sun

and we follow the sun by traveling around the world...

Nah, nah, don't try and confuse me with your sorcerer's ways.

There's nothing I've ever seen

that would make me believe you can pull this off.

Except for that time-machine thing and... Oh, and the roller coaster,

Oh, and the time you played that song when the platypus came back...

Oh, man, nature just bends to your will, doesn't it?

Yeah. Nothing's impossible if you believe you can do it.

Well, I don't believe and therefore it's impossible.

And what's more, I'll bet you can't do it.

You bet us? Yeah, I bet you. And if you lose

you're gonna have to stand up in front of everyone

and say that you are governed by the laws of physics

and summer's not whatever you want to make of it.

And what's more, you gotta spend the rest of your summer

doing nothing.

And what happens when we win?

Mmm... I'll eat a bug.

Buford, you'd eat a bug right now if we asked.

Are you asking? No.

All right, how about I give you back your bike I took when we were little?

My bike.

(BABBLING)

Mine. No. (BABBLES)

How about this? When we make it back here before the sun sets,

you've got to give everyone their bikes back.

Mine was the one with the unusually large front wheel.

I still get to eat the bug though, right?

Sure thing, Buford.

I want the bug.

Phineas, what are you doing?

You're putting your entire world view on the line,

and for what? A bunch of bikes?

Isabella, it isn't about the bikes, it's about my world view.

You see, we've all got to ask ourselves just one question...

♪ What is the summer, really

♪ But a tepid month or three

Yeah, I hired a stunt singer. What do you think?

♪ And if you agree with Buford

♪ That's all it will ever be

♪ And we don't need to break the laws of physics

♪ To make a day that's longer than a day

♪ We can follow that old sun around the circumference of the globe

♪ And stop all the naysayers from naysay...

♪ ...ing

♪ Cause I believe we can

♪ And that's the measure The measure of a man

♪ It may sound far-fetched

♪ This thing we've got planned

♪ But I believe we can

♪ I believe we can ♪ Ooh, I believe

♪ I believe we can ♪ And that's the measure

♪ The measure of a man ♪ That's the measure of a man

Chaka Khan. Nice.

♪ To where we began (VOCALIZING)

♪ Or at least that's the plan

(ALL LAUGHING)

♪ Of course

♪ First you gonna have to fix this wing, yeah ♪

Hey, where's Perry?

Uh, hi, Agent P.

Major Monogram isn't here right now, but he left this note.

"Dear Karl, I haven't been kidnapped

"so don't come looking for him.

that he took the time Kind of weird though

out of a magazine. to cut each letter

Anywhos, Doof is on vacation

with his daughter in Tokyo right now,

which is where the Annual World Good Guy Convention is being held

and Major Monogram is the keynote speaker.

Coincidence?

A hundred percent yes.

So I guess you got the day off.

All right, you got your breakfast. What's eating you?

Well, you know how Jeremy is in France for another week?

Yeah. So?

Do you know what they have in France?

The pyramids? No. French girls.

Come on, Candace, everybody knows that you and Jeremy are an item.

Not officially. He's never even called me his girlfriend.

We never even kissed.

That means that Jeremy is single in Paris

and surrounded by French girls.

I'm no fool, Stacy, I've seen the oil paintings.

Candace, you've gotta believe in yourself.

What do French girls have that you don't have?

At the moment? Jeremy.

Candace, if you want him to call you his girlfriend,

maybe you should call him your boyfriend.

I can do that? I can use the "B" word first?

Sure, why not? Oh, and, Stacy,

pyramids? Really?

Oh, right. That's Belgium, isn't it?

Look at this. It says that the tallest structure in Tokyo

is the Tokyo Tower. And it even looks like the Eiffel Tower.

See? It's just like we're in France.

Oh, here's my bag now.

I can't believe you brought work with you.

What do you mean?

Dad, you've got some guy tied up here.

No, no, Vanessa, we've got some guy tied up here.

I've got a name, you know.

All right. Vanessa, Major Monogram. Major Monogram, Vanessa.

There, you happy now?

I've never been happy.

Come on, let's go get a taxi.

a Town Car. I'd prefer Quiet, you.

and Paris to refuel. with stops in Tokyo but here's the whole route,

You're going to Paris?

Wanna come? Yeah. To the City of Love?

You're asking me to go to the City of Love with you.

Hey, Dinnerbell. I'm going with you to make sure you don't cheat.

Okay. So, Baljeet, you wanna come, too?

Well, not really. I get one carry-on.

All right, carry on, then.

all the packing tape. We pretty much used up I guess so.

Okay, the clock is ticking, everyone.

Phineas, what is going on here?

day of summer ever. to make the longest, funnest We're flying around the world

Oh, no, no, no. Mom left me in charge,

and I say you and your little friends are not going anywhere!

STACY: Hey, Candace. Check out this giant map.

You're going to Paris? France?

That's the plan. We'll have to stop and refuel.

Like I was saying, you and your little friends

are not going anywhere

No, no, no, no, Candace. This is a bad idea.

About as bad as you've ever had in a long line of,

and I love you when I say this,

really, really bad ideas.

Stacy, they're going to Paris! Where Jeremy is!

You promised your mom you'd keep your brothers out of trouble.

than by going along and keeping them out of trouble along the way?

You realize that's a massive rationalization, don't you?

Oh, yeah. Totally. Well, say hi to Jeremy for me.

And, hey, you should stop by and see my cousins in Tokyo.

Ferb, did you get that giant map packed?

Wow. Mad folding skills.

You guys all ready?

Ready for you to lose!

Uh, Ferb?

All right, everyone. Make sure your tray tables are stowed

and your seatbacks are in their full and up...

Okay, girls, we've got roughly 40 hours

to get this backyard in line and set up for the party.

Let's go, go, go!

Who left her in charge?

yourself useful. Here, make

You know, we're only booked for the hour.

So, what'd you guys think of the Pacific Ocean?

Eh, it's probably, like, my fifth favorite ocean.

Next stop, Tokyo.

VANESSA: It says here that the Tokyo Tower

is the tallest self-supporting steel structure in the world.

Oh, look down there. That guy just fell off his bike.

But it says nothing about a giant water balloon.

Dad? Do you like it?

to be on vacation. We're supposed Uh, we'll be on our way,

just as soon as Major Monogram drops this water balloon

on the entire International Good Guy Convention!

I would never pull an elaborate childish prank like that.

(STAMMERING) It would ruin my reputation, destroy my credit...

Oh, I see where you're going with this.

Yes. And best of all, without your leadership,

it will totally put an end to, uh...

What's the name of your organization again?

The OWCA. The Organization Without a Cool Acronym.

Okay, well, I'm going to put an end to Owca, I guess.

Wow, that really isn't a cool acronym.

Told you.

Ladies and gentlemen, Tokyo, Japan.

CANDACE: Stacy has family down there. We should visit.

PHINEAS: We're one step ahead of you, Candace.

(CANDACE SCREAMING)

PHINEAS: Here we are.

(ALL SCREAMING)

Whoops. I thought it sounded a little grindy and sparky.

(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

(IN PERFECT ENGLISH) Hey, everybody! Phineas and Ferb are here!

PHINEAS: Wow. Stacy sure has a lot of cousins.

(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

ALL: ♪ Welcome to Tokyo

♪ Being glad that you are here

♪ We came visiting delightful

♪ Us welcome to Tokyo

Hey, do you guys have any vegetable oil we can use?

Oh, sure. Bachan owns a tempura restaurant.

♪ As for a list of exotic amusements

♪ Which makes between the summer there

like the fact that it does we look at baseball ♪ Is here

♪ Our some people the fact that volleyball Is done and is enjoyed

Thanks a lot! We'll say hi to Stacy for you.

Man, Tokyo's a fun town.

I have no idea what just happened.

No one at the Agency will ever believe

that I dropped that water balloon.

Oh, but they will.

Because you are going to confess that you did it

on camera for the world to see!

You can't make me talk.

I have nerves of steel and an iron will

and gold teeth and a copper spleen.

Basically, I'm 35% metal.

Oh, man. It must be hard getting through the airport.

Oh, don't get me started. Anyway, you can't make me talk.

Oh, yeah? "I am Major Monogram.

"I dropped that water balloon!

"I have poopy pants!"

Eh? Well, I stand corrected.

That was actually very convincing.

Dad, this entire trip has been about your work.

That's it. If you don't wanna spend time with me,

then I don't wanna spend time with you!

I'm going to the airport and I'm flying to Paris.

Hey, Perry. Alone if I have to.

Vanessa, wait!

You have all the traveler's checks.

Traveler's checks? Really?

Uh, did I say traveler...

Look, look. I'll drop the water balloon right now and we'll get go...

Cheese and crackers.

you two, but, uh, Oh, excuse me, (BEEPING)

should that button be blinking like that?

Yep, that means it's working.

Oh, this can't be good.

(GRUNTS) No! Vanessa!

No! (SCREAMING)

(WHOOSHING)

Oh, they caught her! They caught her!

Ferb? Vanessa?

No matter where we go, Ferb knows everyone.

VANESSA: Thanks, guys. It's a good thing we came along when we did.

So, where can we drop you?

Well, we're off to Paris to refuel and then back to Danville.

Wait, wait. You saved her, and now you're running off with her like...

Oh! I've very mixed feelings about you!

Uh, Perry the Platypus. How did you get here?

I need a ride. Could you guys help me out?

You're kidding, right? No, I have to save my daughter.

This is a big deal!

Oh, please. Please, please.

Oh, please, pleasey-weezey! Please, please, please.

Fine, but after we get her back,

you're going to have to answer for what you've done here, mister.

Wait, what? You were coming here anyway, and...

(MECHANISM WHIRRING)

Oh, and, uh, as far as flinging that water balloon into orbit...

(CHUCKLES) "I did that!"

Seriously, when was the last time you washed your hands?

PHINEAS: Okay, everybody. Keep an eye out for Klimpaloon.

Klimpaloon? CANDACE: Yeah, Klimpaloon.

The magical old-timey bathing suit

the Himalayas. that lives in You're making that up.

Come on, Candace. Does that sound like something

someone would make up? What's that?

(RAPID BEEPING) calculate Uh-oh. We didn't

for the weight of an extra body.

Will this affect our arrival in Paris?

Hmm. Let me let you know in about two seconds.

Candace. Yeah?

It is going to affect our arrival in Paris.

(ALL SCREAMING)

(EXCLAIMING NONSENSICALLY)

And you thought I made it up.

Do we even have an idea where we're supposed to be going?

Fortunately, Vanessa is wearing the earrings I got her.

They're made out of these cool little tracking devices.

Look, see? The signal's not too far away,

That way! Whoo-hoo! Team Doofenshmirtz, ho!

What? What, like I'm gonna let you name the team?

"Organization Without a Cool Acronym"?

Well, looks like you're gonna lose.

Hey! I believe my Uncle Sabu lives not far from here.

Perhaps he can help.

Forget it. I'm staying with the plane.

And I'll keep her company.

Okay. Back in a few.

So, Candace, what is "Ferb" short for?

I don't know.

He's home! Ah, Baljeet and friends. I was expecting you.

Really? No, that's just something we say up here

Uh, Uncle Sabu, do you live up here?

Yes. It's quite a trek, isn't it?

It used to be very inconvenient for me,

but then I built my factory right here.

And now it's inconvenient for everyone else.

Oh, wait for it. There's a whole musical number.

♪ Rubber bands, rubber balls

♪ Made with super-special density

♪ Rubber bands, rubber balls

♪ They can bounce with such intensity

♪ This is the room where we test the stretching

♪ This is the room where we test the bounce

♪ Here we add the long-chain hydrocarbons

♪ The names of which I cannot pronounce

♪ This is the room where we test compression

♪ This is the room where we test recoil

♪ This is a break room for all these dancers

♪ And here's a little fridge so the curry won't spoil

♪ Rubber bands, rubber balls

♪ Made with super-special density

♪ Rubber bands, rubber balls

♪ They can bounce with such intensity

♪ Basically what we make here is rubber

♪ We're not trying to diversify

♪ We don't make knickknacks, we don't make tchotchkes

♪ Or really anything that's gonna catch your eye

♪ We don't make pianos, we don't make cream sodas

♪ We don't make the zippers for your parachute pants

♪ We don't make ice cube trays or ceiling fans

♪ We make rubber bands, rubber balls

♪ Made with super-special density

♪ Rubber bands, rubber balls

♪ They can bounce with such intensity ♪

So, what do you make here again?

No, I'm just kidding, just kidding. Could we borrow one of these?

(GROANS) I've got, like, no bars here.

Let's see if we get a signal further up the mountain.

I got her. She's down there on that craggy mountain.

Quick, let's land this bird.

The terrain is too treacherous.

You're going to have to parachute.

Wow, you have everything. How about a nice cup of hot cocoa?

(SCREAMS)

Do you hear a rumbling noise?

So, as soon as Candace and Vanessa get here, we can...

Ferb, I think we might wanna start the plane.

(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

Start the plane! Start the plane, start the plane!

you're flooding it. It sounds like I'm not flooding it.

Start the plane! (SCREAMS)

Incoming!

Start the plane! Start the plane... (SCREAMS)

Huh?

(ALL SCREAMING) No, no, no, no!

How am I ever gonna explain this to Mom?

(EXCLAIMING NONSENSICALLY)

That's not helping!

(EXCLAIMING SADLY)

(BOINGING)

PHINEAS: Candace, hop on!

All right, hold on to something.

(DOOFENSHMIRTZ SCREAMING)

So, how'd it go?

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Come on along with me

♪ So many sights to see

♪ But not a whole lot of time

♪ We're in a hurry

♪ We're bouncing around the world

♪ I think we all can agree

♪ That was the Baltic Sea

♪ I checked my GPS time

♪ I'm pretty sure that we're bouncing around the world

♪ We'll bounce across the Great Wall

♪ And past the Taj Mahal

♪ We'll go to Rome and see the Coliseum

♪ The Coliseum

♪ It's a real whirlwind tour

♪ So if you wanna be sure

♪ Don't you blink or you won't see 'em

♪ You won't see 'em

♪ I wish that we could stay and have some fun

♪ But we gotta keep chasing the sun

♪ With a little compression and a little recoil

♪ And a big jet engine we're gonna be

♪ Bouncing around the world

♪ And, baby, that ain't all

♪ We got a big rubber ball

♪ Did I forget to mention that we're gonna be

♪ Bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing

♪ Bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing

♪ Bouncing around the world

♪ Bouncing all over the world

♪ Bouncing around the world

but the good news is we're gonna crash into Paris.

How is that good news?

Huh? I thought you wanted to go to Paris.

Oh, yeah. I did.

(ALL SCREAMING) CANDACE: I'm feeling very conflicted about this!

All right, gang, we made it to Paris.

We need fuel and parts, so we'd better split up.

Yeah, my pants are way ahead of you.

According to this SPG, Vanessa is in some place called "siraP."

Hmm.

Oh, Paris! That makes a lot more sense.

That's actually where she wanted to go. Good for her.

Okay, everybody, let's get going.

you go see Jeremy. Candace, Way ahead of you.

Baljeet and Buford, you guys go scare up the fuel we need.

You're still gonna lose.

But I do like scaring things.

Ferb, why don't you go to the Eiffel Tower

and get a reading on the trade winds?

Hop on. Vanessa, you rented a scooter!

Uh, yeah, rented.

(CAR HORNS BLARING)

I'm gonna go see if I can't find some parts.

come with me? Isabella, you wanna (EXCITEDLY) Yes!

(CASUALLY) I mean... I mean, yeah, sure.

You know, whatever. It's all good, bro.

Okay, Jeremy's staying at the Hotel La Poubelle.

La Poubelle. La Poubelle, La Poubelle...

pardonnez-moi, madame. Ooh, uh, Oui?

Um, uh... Un moment.

(IN TERRIBLE FRENCH) Oh, pouvez-vous me dire...

(IN GOOD ENGLISH) Can I tell you directions?

It's okay, I speak English.

(ENUNCIATING) Yes, I speak English. Parler anglais.

Uh... Ou est La Hotel Poubelle?

It's, uh, just around the corner.

(SIGHS) Around the corner. Around the corner.

Uh... Au coin de la rue?

Oui.

Oh, never mind. I'll find it myself.

Hey! Hotel Poubelle! It was just around the corner! (CHUCKLES)

There he is! Jer!

Oh, ho. Merci.

(SAD FRENCH SONG PLAYING)

So, Phineas, what do you think of the City of Love?

I wish it was the city of airplane parts.

Oh, you're just too stressed.

You should take a moment to relax and enjoy it.

♪ We could share a crepe sucree at this Parisian cafe

Huh! That awning could be used as a sail,

or, you know, a parachute, depending on how things go.

♪ Take a break and smell these flowers underneath the Eiffel Tower

I wonder if they still got pieces of that hanging around.

come in handy. The rivets would Oh, Phineas.

♪ Won't you share a creme brulee with me?

Hey, look at that nifty little blow-torch!

♪ How perfect could this be

♪ In the City of Love

♪ In the City of Love ♪ In the City of Love

♪ In the City of Love

♪ We could try some fancy cheese

♪ Or peruse the galleries

I wonder if oil-based paint is combustible, as a rocket fuel.

♪ Isn't this a perfect day

♪ How do I look in this beret?

Oh, that reminds me, we might need helmets.

♪ Oh, how can he not feel the same way

♪ When we're strolling down the Champs-Elysees

♪ In the City of Love

♪ In the City of Love ♪ In the City of Love

♪ I wish that he would whisper, "Ma cherie, je t'aime"

♪ But all he wants to do is try to fix that plane

♪ In the City of Love ♪ In the City of Love

♪ In the City of Love

♪ In the City of Love

♪ In the City of Love

♪ In the City of Love

Hey, you! BALLOON SELLER: (GASPS)

Stop letting my balloons go!

Now, Buford, your mindless bullying

may have a rustic charm Stateside,

but now we are in Europe, a place of high refinement.

So let me do all the talking.

(ENUNCIATING) Excuse me, sir.

Would you have any used cooking oil that we could have?

Non! Oh! The French are so intimidating!

Out of my way, runt!

Do not do anything too crazy!

(SPEAKING FLUENT FRENCH)

But of course.

Not one word about this to the others.

Pardonnez-moi, monsieur, are you throwing those away?

Et alors? This is about the plane, isn't it?

Well, yeah. What else?

Well, I guess we'll always have giant plastic baguettes.

I don't know, Ferb. I know he's my dad,

and I shouldn't blame him for being busy.

It's just that he always seems to put his work ahead of me.

(SIGHS) I just don't know what to do.

Well, sometimes if you love somebody,

you have to meet them halfway.

Halfway, huh? Hmm.

You mean, like, maybe I should take an interest in his work?

I would, but it's actually evil. I just can't...

Ferb? (WHOOSHING)

Vanessa! We've come to rescue you!

mean, "we"? Wait, what d'you I hitched a ride.

You remember these guys, don't you?

I can't believe you brought work with you again.

Work? What are you... Oh, you mean them?

No, Major Mono-brow and Perry the Platypus,

find you! they were helping me Mono-brow?

Oh, come on. You got that whole thing up here. It runs right a...

It's one straight line, for crying out loud!

That's it, I'm getting my tweezers back from Karl.

Oh, come on, Vanessa. I came halfway around the world to get you!

Halfway? Yeah, halfway around the world.

You met me halfway.

You did, didn't you? You know what, Dad? Move over,

I'm comin' with you.

Why don't we talk these guys into giving us a tour of Paris?

We can go check out the Guillotine Museum.

MONOGRAM: Gross!

VANESSA: Bye, Ferb. Thanks for everything!

Well, the baguettes are rubber-banded on.

That should get us across the Atlantic.

Why didn't we think of that in the first place?

Gee, I don't know. Hey, Ferb. Where's Vanessa?

That's too bad. I thought the two of you,

you know, a boy, a girl, alone in the City of Love.

a foregone conclusion. I thought romance was (GROWLING)

Isabella, did you say something?

I need a new pencil.

Oh, hey, Candace. So how'd it go? Did you see Jeremy?

Well, I saw him. I just didn't talk to him.

I thought, you know, the two of you, a boy, a girl,

City of Love... alone in the (GROWLING)

Isabella!

Isabella, are you okay?

Peachy. So what happened?

Well, you know when you know someone,

and then you see they have another, like, life away from you

Like when you see your teacher at the grocery store weird?

Or like when someone you've known for a long time

starts wearing a cowboy hat weird?

That's good. 'Cause I was thinkin' about getting a cowboy hat.

It's just... Jeremy looked like he was having a really good time here.

And suddenly it seemed creepy and obsessive that I came all this way.

What if he doesn't wanna see me?

Or came to Paris to get away from me?

Candace, like the song said,

you have to believe you can.

I think Candace may have missed that song.

Yeah, man. She was in the house.

What? You missed Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan?

Uh, apparently.

Well, that's too bad. But the gist of it

was that you've got to believe in yourself.

That's easy for you, Phineas.

Look at all the things you've done.

Summer belongs to you.

Summer doesn't belong to me. It belongs to everyone.

And that includes you. You have to believe that.

Well, my summer's been a series of failures.

I have a hard time believing in anything.

Well, you got on this plane.

You know, back when it was a plane.

Which means you believed in us.

And we believe in you.

And therefore, through the transitive property of belief,

you do believe in yourself!

I do?

Besides, when we did all those things,

you were right there with us.

I was, wasn't I? Yes!

You're Candace Flynn,

monster truck-driver, charioteer, Queen of Mars!

Candace Flynn. Well, I am That's the spirit!

You're right! I'm Candace Flynn, lifeguard!

Time-traveler! Don't break the engine.

I am Candace Flynn, coup de crayon!

It is you! I was just over there in a taxi and I saw you were over...

Well, my brothers had this idea to fly around...

Oops, we've slipped our mooring. I guess we're leaving.

Hey, Candace, better wrap it up. Looks like we're underway.

I wanted to tell you! I had something Really? What is it?

but then I saw you in front of your hotel, with those kids

and the girl with the ice cream...

Candace, were you spying on me?

No, no! It's just that I saw you and it was,

it was like my teacher wearing a cowboy hat.

I would hope my girlfriend would have a little trust in me.

Jeremy, you said the "G" word!

Well, yeah, I used the...

(HUFFS) Hold on. (CARS HONKING)

(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

Yeah, I used the "G" word.

That doesn't freak you out, does it?

as my "B" word! I think of you No, because

Well, "G" word, you wanna "K" word?

(CHUCKLES COYLY) Maybe.

Uh, Candace? All set, Jeremy.

Start kissin'.

Candace!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Wait, you can't leave now!

Just get off at the next bridge.

I can't. I'm in charge of these guys, I...

I've gotta be responsible.

I'll see you in a week, boyfriend!

PHINEAS: Candace, you better take your seat.

Don't worry, Candace. The week will be over before you know it.

At least you got a love scene on a bridge!

"Love is a canvas furnished by nature,

"and embroidered by the imagination."

Voltaire, Buford? Really?

Oh, I can't help it. Paris does it to me every time.

It's 4:00, we're in a baguette boat,

with a fuel tank full of snail grease.

I've got a good feeling about this.

Okay, everyone, hold on to something!

(LAUGHS) Oh, yeah!

FRENCH MAN: Mon Dieu!

Hey, everyone! I can talk!

We're almost at Le Havre harbor, Ferb!

After that, it's nothing but open ocean

and a couple of remote islands.

We should be home in no time.

Huh. Well, that might be a problem.

Hey, check it out. It's my giant water balloon!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Five kids in a jet-powered baguette boat in the middle of the Atlantic.

Ah, that reminds me of Karen Johnson.

Everything reminds you of Karen Johnson.

I hate being a sailor.

Well, looked like everything worked out for the best.

That giant wave really put us back on schedule.

We might even arrive in Danville ahead of time.

You know, barring any unforeseen mishaps.

Oh, like that! That's what I'm talkin' about.

Yeah, this is all included in what I was talking about earlier!

Well, Ferb, that was our worst landing yet.

I'm beginning to detect a pattern here.

Phineas! This isn't Danville! It's a deserted island!

The only things on this island are us,

a couple of trees and a big fat ox!

Hey! Not you, big fat ox! Him, big fat ox.

(GRUNTS QUESTIONINGLY)

When Mom and Dad left me in charge

I never took into account that we might not make it back at all!

And now we're stranded, and now I'll never get my kiss from Jeremy!

(SOBBING) It's the end of romance!

You do realize that you're stranded on this island too, right?

I don't care! I'm winning!

Phineas! How are we going to get off this island?

Well, we'll just have to fix the boat.

There's plenty here. All we need is our imagination.

For instance we could tie those two palm trees into a raft

and add a supersonic outboard motor...

Oh, wait, we don't have anything to cut the trees with

and we don't have an outboard motor.

I know! We can soup up this ox

so he can run on a conveyer belt that would charge a...

Oh! We don't have a conveyer belt, and we don't have any soup!

Not to mention, you're never gonna make it! (LAUGHS)

We'll make it! After all, we've got...

Uh, we've got the seats, we've still got one rubber band, and we've got...

Hey, maybe you can make an hourglass and watch the time slip away.

Before you leave, we have one more thing for you.

Really? What is it?

I know what handcuffs are. I'm not an idiot!

Well, there's a list of outstanding violations as long as your arm.

(GROANS) Well, I do have unusually long arms.

But we're on vacation!

You'll be able to continue your vacation in 10 to 20 years.

I'm gonna beat the rap, you know.

I've been working on a rap beat-inator.

I just don't know if it works in France.

I mean, have you seen the electrical outlets here?

I wouldn't even know where to start.

Hold it right there! Step away from the evil scientist.

Vanessa, I'm so proud of you! You are evil!

Just get in the car before they find out this is only a hair drier.

This is a hair drier?

Cool. But they didn't know it was a hair drier when you pointed it at them.

So, that means you're a little evil.

Okay, Dad. Maybe I'm a little evil.

I knew it! (SOBBING)

It's okay. I'm not gonna cry!

Well, guess we can kiss that pair of handcuffs goodbye.

Don't know about you, but I'm gonna go take in a revue.

(PANTING) There's gotta be some minerals or something down here that we can use!

I mean, we can't just be stuck here!

Thanks, Ferb. I just don't know what to do.

the most romantic city in the world, and he didn't even notice me.

I just feel like giving up. And look at him!

Look, a sponge and a starfish!

There's gotta be something we can make out of this!

Ah! Oh, no, that's ridiculous.

It's as if I don't exist!

I would give anything if he would just sit down with me

and enjoy this beautiful sunset.

We could... (STAMMERING) We could dig a tunnel under the ocean!

And then we could... We could...

We could... We could... We...

I can't believe there's nothing we can do to get off of this...

(SIGHS)

I guess at least we can sit and watch this beautiful sunset.

No. What?

No! You are not going to enjoy this beautiful sunset!

You built a roller coaster through downtown!

You made giant tree house robots.

You traveled through time, for crying out loud! Twice!

But, Isabella, there's nothing here for me to work with!

Well, that's not the Phineas Flynn that I fell in...

Into this situation with.

You showed us all on Ferb's map how this is possible,

and I'm not gonna let you sit there and...

Ferb's map! That's it! Isabella, you're the best!

Hey, Ferb, let's see that map again.

Okay. We're here, and we need to go there. And we've got about...

I'd say, 11 minutes.

Isabella, grab Madagascar and bring it over here to Ohio.

Now, Candace, you grab the Andes

and fold it over so that it meets Greenland.

doesn't actually make these places closer together.

I know, I know. Crease it here.

Buford, Australia over to Africa.

Baljeet, Hawaii to Japan.

No, no, east, east! Don't go west. You'll rip it.

All right, now fold it here.

Buford, one long crease down this line.

Phineas, I don't see how an origami unicorn

is getting us off this island!

It's not done yet. It needs one more fold. There you go.

Wait for it.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no!

There's no way I'm getting on that thing.

Wait, wait! It's gonna work! You'll see.

I think it's beautiful!

Don't encourage him. Phineas, this is crazy!

Car-salesman crazy or mattress-salesman crazy?

That's a relief. Isabella, Baljeet, get the seats!

You got it! Buford, grab the ox!

This is the only way he likes you to hold him.

Phineas, it's made of paper!

So is the Declaration of Independence.

Yeah, but it wouldn't fly over 2,000 miles of water!

Buford, why are you helping?

How often do you get to lift an ox?

Have I taken crazy pills? There's no engine!

True, but we do have this rubber band made with

♪ super-special density

Just believe we can, Candace.

Yes, Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan cannot both be wrong!

Look, apparently I missed some big musical number

with Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan, okay?

So, can we please stop using it as a reference?

Well, it was just very inspirational.

Candace, you won't see Jeremy again till we get off the island.

I get a window seat.

I would be riding an ox today,

but I thought it was a figure of speech!

PHINEAS: A little bit further. A little bit further.

Okay, that'll have to do. We're almost out of time. Everybody on the plane.

Everyone, ready? It's now or never!

Actually, Phineas, I changed my mind. I wanna stay here.

Oh, that's just the mortal terror talking.

what I'm trying... Well, yeah, that's Buford, pull the release!

Whatever, dude. It's not gonna...

(ALL SCREAMING)

It's working! Look!

Yes, yes, yes!

What are you so happy about?

I finally ate a bug!

PHINEAS: It looks like we're gonna make it! There's the tri-state area!

Welcome to the 27th annual Substitute Teacher Day.

We begin by...

All right, who's the wise guy?

Hang on everyone, we're coming in!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Actually, that was probably our best landing of the day.

Great, the sun's still up and we're only five blocks away. Come on!

(ALL GASPING)

Road construction! ISABELLA: Oh, no! (JACKHAMMERS RATTLING)

It took Mom an hour to get around that ditch!

There's only 58 seconds till sundown!

What kind of watch is that?

No, no, no! Oh! I actually thought we were gonna make it!

I thought we were gonna do the impossible!

For one shining moment, summer was whatever I wanted to make of it!

Wait, this is my house! Hold on one second!

I'm giving everybody back their bikes!

But, Buford, we didn't make it back to our yard.

I get it! Everybody, get your bikes!

Here's Ferb's, here's Phineas', here's Isabella's,

and here's a recumbent. Really?

Studies say it's better for your back.

How come I don't have to stand in line to bully you?

Wait, Buford never took my bike!

Noted. There's one right there!

Phineas, I'm not gonna get on this silly little tricycle.

Candace, we're in a hurry. Just get on the trike and we'll...

There's no way I'm... Get on the trike!

Phineas, there's no way we're gonna clear that!

Just believe we can, Candace!

Is that another Chaka Khan reference? 'Cause I thought I was clear!

You didn't have to hear the song, Candace. You just have to believe!

I believe!

I believe!

I believe!

(BELL DINGS)

Okay, I believe!

What a long day! It seemed like the sun would never go down!

Where are they?

Don't worry. They'll make it.

Seven seconds till sundown!

Maybe it'll help if we count!

ALL: Five, four, three, two...

One.

GIRL: We did it! (ALL CHEERING)

that was so great! Oh, my gosh, Yes, yes, yes!

(CHUCKLES TRIUMPHANTLY)

Yes, yes, yes! You guys are amazing!

Mom! Dad! Oh, for us?

That is so nice!

And, Candace. So responsible, not a single phone call.

Well, I didn't have international coverage.

but you would not believe what a long day we've had.

So, I think we're gonna turn in early.

You guys just enjoy the party, okay?

All right, you heard him. Let's enjoy this party!

♪ It's been a long, long day

♪ And there were moments when I doubted

♪ That we'd ever reach the point

♪ Where we could laugh and sing about it

BOTH: ♪ Now the sun is set on this, another extraordinary day

♪ And when it comes around again You know I'll say

♪ Tell me what you wanna do today

♪ All we need is a place to start

♪ If we have heart, we'll make it

♪ 'Cause we're not messin' around

♪ 'Cause we're not messin' around

♪ Yes, we can dream it, do it, build it, make it

♪ I know we can really take it to the limit

♪ Before the sun goes down

♪ As soon as you wake up, you gotta make your move

♪ Don't miss a beat, just get into the groove

There's a lot that you can do ♪ The sun is shining ♪ A lot that you can do

♪ There's a world of possibilities outside your door

♪ Why settle for a little? You can get much more

♪ Don't need an invitation Every day is new

Summer belongs to you ♪ Yes, it's true ♪ Ooh, summer belongs to you

♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you

♪ Summer belongs to everyone So have some fun

♪ There's nothin' better to do Summer belongs to you

I'm takin' a verse. All right, Be my guest!

♪ I traveled halfway round the world

♪ And almost turned and ran away

♪ But you helped me get my courage back

♪ So now I've got to say

♪ That though I've often thought of you as just a nuisance and a bother

♪ Today I can't imagine having better little brothers

♪ And you've gotta believe in somethin'

♪ So today I believed in you

♪ And you came through We made it

♪ I've never been so proud ♪ Never been so proud

♪ I know at first it seemed implausible

♪ But we accomplished the impossible

♪ Now there's somethin' that I've gotta say aloud

so take a chance ♪ Time is what you make of it, That's it.

♪ Life is full of music, so you ought to dance

♪ The world's a stage, and it is time for your debut

By jove, I think she's got it!

sitting on that chair ♪ Don't waste a minute Yeah!

♪ The world is calling So just get out there

♪ You can sing forever So your dreams are all in view

♪ Yes, it's true

♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you

♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you

♪ Summer belongs to everyone So have some fun

♪ There's nothin' better to do

Hey, Candace! Jeremy!

You came back early!

Well, I missed my girlfriend.

Ooh, I like the sound of that!

Besides, you forgot something in France!

I did? What?

This. Hmm?

♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby

♪ Summer belongs to you

♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you

♪ Whatever you want to do You make the rules

♪ You've got the tools to see it through

♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you

♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you

♪ Just remember that you can do it And when you're through

♪ It will change your point of view

♪ Summer belongs to you

Hey, where's Perry?

Would you like your (ROLLS TONGUE) with or without fromage?

♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you

you make the rules ♪ Whatever you want to do,

to see it through ♪ You've got the tools

♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby ♪ Summer belongs to you

♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you

And when you're through that you can do it ♪ Just remember

your point of view ♪ It will change

♪ Summer belongs to you