Original subtitles

That's a new record, buddy. Well done. Let me check your blood pressure before

you go, little fish.

Hello, little mermaid.

Hello, Ming Kong. Hello, Vadim.

Take good care of our baby, will you?

Mm-hmm.

Why do I smell banana?

It's my flavored lip balm. I picked it because I know how much you love

bananas.

I've got your nose. If you want it back, you'll have to catch me first.

You'd better run fast.

How about those two?

Yeah, totally.

Let's do this.

In the daytime, I'm Marinette.

Just a normal girl with a normal life.

But there's something about me that no one knows yet.

I've got a secret.

Tell me you're chatting with Nino again. You're seeing each other in less than an

hour. I know, but he told me what he had for breakfast, and now he's saying that

he's about to brush his teeth and go to the bathroom before he takes off.

Whoa, you two really tell each other everything.

Of course. Nino's my boyfriend and my best friend. We keep zero secrets from

each other.

I mean, almost zero secrets. You've got to keep a little mystery, right?

Girls, do you... Tell your boyfriends or girlfriends everything, too? I tell Ivan

everything, though he's a little more reserved.

Like, I don't know a lot about his family, but it'll come. I know my teddy

bear. What about you girls?

I think we just really understand each other.

Me, too.

You're lucky. My boyfriend's on the other side of the sea, which makes

communication challenging.

How do you do it, then?

Video calls.

What about you and Kim? How are things?

worried about something. Truth is, we still haven't kissed.

For real?

And it's not just about kissing.

He's never held my hand or told me that he loved me.

Sometimes I wonder if we're even together.

You know, some couples struggle with that kind of stuff.

Things were like that for a while between me and Adrian.

Does Kim know that you want to kiss? Maybe you need to ask him.

That's not romantic at all. In fair... Fairy tales? The princess doesn't have

to tell the prince that she wants him to kiss her. But fairy tales are just

stories. Don't freak out too much about it. If he's the right dude, it'll happen

when the time is right.

You're right, Alia. Things happen when the time is right. And if it doesn't,

then you're BFF.

can get involved. It's simple. We'll help Andine create the perfect moment

for the first kiss.

In my case, for example, Adrian was about to leave for London forever, so I

grabbed my scooter and rushed to the airport, where I stopped him just before

takeoff. Right then and there, we kissed for the first time.

You can do the same thing.

It won't work for me anyway. I'm not planning on leaving.

And we don't have a plane.

And I don't think him... on the scooter.

Fine. It might not be the best of plans.

Has one of you had a more simple first kiss?

Ivan wrote a poem for me. It was super romantic.

Perfect. That's a great idea. You could write him a poem. What do you think,

Ondine?

It's a great idea.

Thanks for your help, girls.

Thanks for your help, girls.

So, who's going to break him up first?

Rock, paper, scissors.

Rock.

Ha! I go first.

I really loved your solo. You must have worked so hard on it.

Whoa! Those are so cool!

You can have them if you want.

For real?

Awesome! Thanks!

But in exchange, you have to stop talking to girls.

Really? Why?

You don't need to know. Oh, okay.

That's too funny.

Your new shoes are, um, very unique.

Yeah.

I want to read you something.

Once upon a time, a sleeping siren dreamt of meeting her true love, a kind

and gentle boy, not a tyrant.

who would love her beyond and above.

The siren feared she'd never meet him, for she thought she wasn't pretty

enough. She was tall, too tall, with broad limbs and spots on her face that

made it look rough.

He's making a strange face. Don't you think? I guess it must be all the

emotions. Even in the worst of times, they would have fun. The siren had found

her merman. What a bliss.

This is going to work. I'm sure of it.

And when her prince finally graces her with a kiss, she will be the happiest

princess. In the ocean.

That's such a funny story.

Wait, is he making fun of her? That's so rude.

It's not a story. It's a poem. And it's meant to be romantic, not funny. It's

hilarious, though. There are even words that sound the same. Oh, no. Dang.

I just lost my flippers.

Oh, man.

I lost the challenge, but it's impossible not to talk to Undine. She's

really funny.

If I can't do this, you two don't stand a chance.

We'll see about that.

Did you see him laughing?

That wasn't very nice, especially considering how beautiful your poem was.

The truth is that he doesn't love me, plain and simple. That's why he won't-

That's not true. We just have to find the right scenario for you and Kim.

We'll try something else. In Japan, we use biscuit sticks.

It's the sweetheart's cookie. You're supposed to share it. You bite opposite

ends of the same stick and nibble until your lips touch.

Okay, let's give it a try!

Hi, Loic. Your girlfriend.

Undine? Right.

Don't touch her anymore. Don't talk to her anymore. Don't even look at her

anymore. Huh?

Why? Because I'm telling you, and when I tell you to do something, you just do

it. Okay, but then what do I do when I'm with her? You're no longer with her.

Yes, I am.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am. No, you're not.

Yes, I am. I'm telling you, you're not.

And I'm telling you, I am.

You're just too good.

What's your plan? That was bad.

Delicious. Another one?

And another?

Undine, what are you doing here?

Did you find some too?

They're so yummy.

What are you doing?

You didn't look like you were going to finish it, so I ate it.

You never get anything right. Why won't you kiss me?

But what for?

I love you, Kim, but sometimes I can't help but wonder why.

You're so right, you know.

What do you mean I'm right? Not to kiss her?

It's disgusting.

Did you know that kissing increases your heart rate and that the exchange of

saliva can transfer hundreds of different bacteria strains?

Really? But the real problem is when the girl is a swimmer, then it becomes

seriously dangerous.

You can turn into a toad. Huh?

No way. That only happens in fairy tales. In every fairy tale, there's an

element of truth, you know. Take her, for example.

Undine? All of her swimming causes the presence of specific bacteria in her

mouth. And if you kiss her and catch her bacteria, warts will grow on your back,

like with toads. And on top of that, if the girl is taller than you, then you

must never kiss her. Both your lives would be at stake. It would cause an

anaphylactic shock.

What? Swelling, choking, boom, on the floor. Both of you. That sounds

horrible.

Absolute horror indeed.

You're right. It's probably best to throw in the towel. Maybe he's not

worthy of your feelings.

No towels will be thrown in. We just haven't figured out the right approach

to make him understand yet. But I'm sure we can rise to the challenge.

What, now?

So, you're not up for it?

Of course I'm up for it.

Now for the dare. You must give me a kiss.

Couldn't we just do best of three?

Huh?

Don't you love me? Is this why you won't kiss me? You can tell me, you know. No,

it's just because that it's disgusting.

Because of all the swimming bacteria.

I'm sorry, but I don't want to turn into a toad. What are you talking about?

Your bacteria causes warts.

If that's a joke because you don't feel ready, it's really not funny.

Of course it's not funny. It's horrible.

I'm warning you. If you don't stop this nonsense right now and kiss me... I

can't. Besides, you're taller than me. I really can't kiss you. It's a matter of

life or death.

You're desp...

horrible things to say to her. Yeah, I don't know what's gotten into him.

Forgive my intrusion, but I heard your heart breaking so loudly that I thought

you might need a good fairy to help you finally live out your miraculous fairy

tale. This would require you finding the right prince charming. But all the toads

in the kingdom are likely to come knocking on your heart's door.

So would you like me to help you make sure that only the most valiant prince

is worthy of your first kiss?

Yes, I would.

Very well.

And what should I call you?

Sleeping siren.

I'll go get Undine.

You think Undine got akumatized? It's possible.

She looks so sad because of Kim.

I made a huge mistake in trusting the miraculous of the monkey to someone like

him. I'll be taking it back, but first...

Living Siren had had her heart broken. She fell asleep from sorrow.

Who will dare to dive into the ocean of her tears and wake her up with a kiss?

Ladybug! Cat Noir!

Watch out! It's a trap!

Kim!

What are you doing? I have to go warn them not to kiss on Dean!

Show courage for the happiness of the silent.

I left my flippers at home. Those who refuse to go will be turned into toads.

Why don't you just

transform into King Monkey and go help Ladybug and Cat Noir?

When someone's been akumatized, I've got to wait for Ladybug to call me.

You're not sure which swimsuit to wear, m'lady. No, I'm good. I've made my

choice. We're going to need reinforcements.

While you get people to safety, Captain Noir and I will take care of the

akumatized villain.

Ryuko, you're coming with us. We're going to need your water power.

Minotaur Ox is missing. Do you think he's been turned into a toad? Don't

worry. If he has, we'll see him again once we've de-akumatized the siren.

What about King Monkey? We don't need him.

Let's go.

What a dragon!

Power up!

Ladybug call on everyone but me.

Never mind. I have to warn them about the dangerous kiss, Shoo-Poo, to protect

them and to protect Undine.

Only a knight who can defeat us will be worthy of waking the siren.

You're up where you go.

Looks like our plan just sunk.

Just give me a minute.

Come on, go with the flow.

Tiki. Wong.

Unify.

Are you out of your mind putting yourself

in danger like that? Undine's the one in danger.

What? If she gets kissed, it'll cause an any galactic shock and everyone will get

sick. What on earth are you talking about?

It's science.

Because Ondine is too tall and she's a swimmer, you can't kiss her. Nelson

explained it to me. And since you didn't call on me, I couldn't tell you. That's

why I had to dive in.

You need to stop being so gullible, Kim.

Gullible? Yes, gullible, naive. Someone who believes everything he's told

without thinking for a second.

Hold on, that's not true. But then that means I said horrible things to Undine.

She'll never love me again. She will if you explain everything and apologize and

tell her how you feel about her.

Okay.

Huh. Maybe your power can help us. You can transform.

Mm-hmm.

Shoo-poo.

Showtime!

Hey, am I the only one getting tired of these watered-down fairy tales?

Don't worry, kitty cat. King Monkey will liven things up.

We're going to need your magic wand, m'lady.

Cement with water? Light me a pot, you can't!

We'll get you!

Now we just need a Diakuma-

Is someone supposed to kiss her, like in fairy tales?

You don't kiss someone without their permission.

We'll just break the akumatized item. If we can find it.

Do I smell banana?

Well, spotted, King Monkey.

Uproar! Cataclysm!

No more evil doing for you, Ultracuma!

Hi, little butterfly.

Miraculous dragon bug!

What happened?

While you were akumatized, a boy named Kim took huge risks to come and save

you. Really?

This magical charm will help you remember that.

When in doubt, it's best to try talking it out before taking action.

I refuse to admit defeat.

I'll get it right next time.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, Ondine.

I shouldn't have believed Nelson without checking the facts.

I apologize.

I'm sorry I made such a fuss about a kiss. I guess I just wanted to feel like

you really care about me. I care about you. A lot.

Forget about fairy tales. If you don't want to kiss me now, you can take all

the time you need.

Okay, but how long?

A minute, a month, a year.

However you want.

Or never, as long as we love one another.

Hmm.

Okay, then.

One, two, three.

Hey, that was kind of nice.

I learned a new game today. You did? What

is it?

Want one?

Yes, thank you.

There are still plenty of couples to wreck.

And next time, there will be no next time.