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Mush is all that humankind needs.
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It energizes and purifies the body.
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We need nothing more.
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Plantums are pure.
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They grow slowly in the earth.
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Horsums eat plantums.
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If we eat plantums
what will horsums eat?
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Do we really wish to see them
starving to death,
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victims of our impatience
and boorishery?
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We must no longer eat plantums.
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We had the opportunity
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to eat them in olden days,
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but by our sins,
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our evil thoughts,
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we ate too many.
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I love you!
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One day
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a poetess said:
"How modest, simple and clear,
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"the day I was dazzled."
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Gentlemen and ladies,
here we are today
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at the Grand Mushery Palace,
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where the General
will soon give her speech.
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The Holy Mares.
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Teardrops of innocence,
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here to cover us in purity.
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Bless us, Holy Mares.
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Keep misfortune away.
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Make our lives shine forth
in sublimity and magnificence.
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Here come the members of government.
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Minister of the Economy,
Minister of Armed Forces
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and Minister of Horsums.
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All of them here
to listen to the General.
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And this month's convicts
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who of course will be executed
during the ceremony.
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Fewer and fewer each month.
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The country is getting purer.
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But still, quite a few.
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And here comes
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the Colonel, Bubunne XVII...
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who waves to the cheering crowd
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with her aide-de-camp, Zonia.
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Ah, the Colonel...
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Greatly cheered.
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Greatly adored.
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Here she comes at last,
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the General...
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our beloved General, Bubunne XVI...
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Here she is.
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Ever faithful to her post.
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34 years of mutual love
with her people.
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First, a traditional poestry.
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"O horsums
who roam this land in freedom,
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help the plebs,
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graze their evil thoughts,
O horsums...
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help the plebs,
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lessen their pain...
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"Men, revolt!
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"Resist the Bubunnic bitchures!"
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This is blasphemery!
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Blasphemery?
Look in my bag.
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I made them for you at the factory
so you'd be handsome.
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Undums!
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My great mom.
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I hate this dump.
4 more girls proposed to you.
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- And so?
- They can pay tons.
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- And so?
- So I said no.
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I have heard foreign powers
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who defend sleazery,
dykery and sodomage
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claim
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that in the Popular and Democratic
Republic of Bubunne...
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men have no rights.
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Taste this.
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When I hear those lies,
those feloneries,
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I think of my mother
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and my mother's mother
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and my mother's mother's mother
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and her mother
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and her mother
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and of the struggles
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they endured
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to uphold the simple teaching
of Bubunne the First,
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"Get married,
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"eat your mush...
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"and pray to horsums
to purify your souls."
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Bitchure!
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Dykery!
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Your hair has licery.
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I'll buy you some shampoonery.
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Don't bother.
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Believe me,
it doesn't smell good.
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After your lesson.
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Yes, Mom.
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Buy yourself a new veilery.
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Families of the First Class...
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families of the Pleberie,
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it is with a heavy heart,
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full of a special emotion,
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that I speak to you today.
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The Holy Mares
spoke to me last night
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and they said:
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"General,
if you want granddaughters,
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"is it not time for you
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“to let your daughter
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"become the General?"
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But beforehand,
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she must choose her Big Dummy
and get married.
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So the Holy Mares said to me:
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“It is time for you to prepare
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"the Grand Bubunnery Ball
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"for your daughter
and every single man
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"in the land."
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JACKY
IN THE KINGDOM OF WOMEN
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Holy horsum, speak to me.
My soul is pure.
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Graze my sins.
Let the Colonel pick me.
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Say I'm handsome enough
to become Big Dummy.
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Holy horsum, speak to me.
My soul is pure.
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Let the Colonel pick me.
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I heard the horsum.
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What?
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I swear!
He said who'll be Big Dummy.
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What did he say?
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That it will be you, Vergio.
My big brother!
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- It's you!
- Oh, Bubunne!
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Horsums know
what humans cannot.
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He said I'd find a girl there too...
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How are you?
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Hello, cousin.
So Juto, having visions?
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Lying is blasphemery.
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I'm not lying.
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How's it going?
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Bubunne, fine.
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Your mom, my aunt?
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Bubunne, good.
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Your mom and dads?
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We're all bubunne.
I won't ask about your dad.
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He's in Horsum Land.
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Peace to him
in Holy Horsum prairie.
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Bubunne.
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Trying your luck
at the Grand Bubunnery Ball?
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- Sure. Not you?
- Yes.
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There's only one a century!
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And he'll be chosen.
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The Colonel chooses.
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She'll pick me.
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I hope so,
horsums be willing.
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Isn't Jacky hot?
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I'm going to marry him.
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He's mine!
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Since Vergio is handsomer,
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the Colonel will choose him
and leave us Jacky.
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I'll hook you up there.
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Go graze elsewhere.
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Jacky!
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They're just kids.
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Replacing your worn-out veilery?
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They're ugly. Fine for you.
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And this one?
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Pretty fabric.
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Gorgeous, but too expensive.
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They are nice. I'll take one.
Want one?
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Sure. They're not too expensive.
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One veilery for Vergio.
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And one for Juto.
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Try it on.
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I'll they don't fit,
we won't wear them.
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Pencil and paper.
I'm learning to write.
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Rare for a boy.
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So you write those tracts?
About men killing women.
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That really is blasphemery!
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You?
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Letters from readers.
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A poem from Museau,
by Vergio Pondina.
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That's me.
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"Ode to Night Horsum".
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Cascades of your braids,
eyes so wise
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Your snout has clout
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Your hoof is so aloof
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Smiling, you're beguiling
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Mom taught me to write.
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She's proud I'm in the paper.
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Don't look so glum.
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You're my favorite.
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The handsomest one of all.
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I think of you every day.
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That's nice.
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Even in bed.
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Blasphemery!
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Take that box of hoof urns
to Mrs. Pruneau.
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Bitch.
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12 bubes.
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12 bubes.
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Mr. Jacky...
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You mom turned me down again.
It's annoying.
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Because she won't marry me off.
No idea why.
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Why not my daughter?
She has a bike. Not many girls do.
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Don't come every day
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if you don't like her.
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I could eat you up.
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Me too, but it's time to go.
Leave me, cousin.
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When will I see you?
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When I get in touch.
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Put on a veilery!
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What's it to you?
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I was with my cousin.
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Just how many cousins
do you have?
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You're right. I have a big family.
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All girls.
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A veilery is required
with cousins too.
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You have to make
a triangle in the E. Do it.
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Listen to this.
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Sounds are blasphemery.
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So is eating plantums. Eat mush.
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Will you listen to me?
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Abroad, people eat spinach.
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They listen to music, eat meat.
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Some even eat fish.
Heard of fish?
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When we go away,
you better relax.
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Actually...
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Read me your poestry for today.
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So...
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"Horsum, come,
horsum, my chum,
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"horsum, so glum.
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"To you I succumb
with me, become one."
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We said no more horsums.
New subjects...
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You go on about free speech
but everything I say is wrong.
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No one abroad prays to horsums.
I keep telling you.
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I meant to say, Julio,
I don't want to go anymore.
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What?
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- We almost have papers.
- Big deal.
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Big deal?
What would your father say?
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He was dying to go.
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He left you a treasure.
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There's no treasure
in this rat hole.
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Guess again. There is.
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So show me.
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Now I'm lying?
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It's come to that?
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I prefer the Bubunnery Ball.
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Become the Colonel's Big Dummy,
and have lots of girls.
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You kidding me?
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Not at all. I've become
my own captain, as you say.
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So leave. I'll go alone.
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I preferred your dad.
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How about that treasure?
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After
"Three Horsums up North",
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Bradi VVune stars
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with Mit Kronk
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in his first
dramatic role.
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Horsum Dazzle
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A dazzling miniseries,
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starting tomorrow.
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Jacky, I'm so sad and blue...
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I'm feeling old...
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Come on, Mom...
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Once you're Big Dummy,
you'll forget me.
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You'll forget your old mother.
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The Colonel may not choose me.
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Every woman adores you.
Why would she be different?
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If she chooses me,
you'll live in the palace too.
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And teach your granddaughters
to shoot.
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What a good son you are.
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I'll see to everything.
I'll be my own captain.
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Was Julio happy about the Bubunnery?
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Very.
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What a good guy.
He's always taken care of you.
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Your father's death
let him distraught.
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I still remember
when dad's heart stopped beating.
268
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:25,166
We were conceiving you,
he climaxed, and...
269
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,249
Horsum, come
270
00:16:28,207 --> 00:16:30,249
Horsum, my chum...
271
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,332
Horsum, so glum
272
00:16:33,999 --> 00:16:37,207
Horsum, to you I do succumb...
273
00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:43,999
Go home!
274
00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:51,499
What's going on?
275
00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:54,082
They're making us pay
for the Ball.
276
00:16:54,249 --> 00:16:56,457
What?
It's open to all maiden boys.
277
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,999
It's so expensive, no one can go.
278
00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:12,124
The General says there are
too many maiden boys this year.
279
00:17:12,707 --> 00:17:16,707
If you can't pay, go home.
The Ball will be broadcast live.
280
00:17:16,874 --> 00:17:19,541
It's 40,000 bubes per single man.
281
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,832
Back to your mush!
282
00:18:15,249 --> 00:18:16,457
Isn't it pretty?
283
00:18:16,582 --> 00:18:18,249
It sparkles in the sun.
284
00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:19,624
That's enough...
285
00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:20,916
Buying one too?
286
00:18:21,332 --> 00:18:22,541
What do you think?
287
00:18:22,707 --> 00:18:24,207
You strike it rich?
288
00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:26,416
News to me.
She hit the jackpot.
289
00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:27,499
How's the family?
290
00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:30,082
Better when we don't see you.
291
00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:31,249
Listen to her.
292
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:34,041
You're lucky
your mommy loves her family.
293
00:18:34,207 --> 00:18:35,291
You got handsome.
294
00:18:35,457 --> 00:18:36,624
You bet he is.
295
00:18:37,374 --> 00:18:40,374
If ever you need money,
we'll lend you some.
296
00:18:40,499 --> 00:18:41,624
Won't you, honey?
297
00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,041
We'll see.
298
00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:44,624
No, actually.
299
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,082
Who needs you
or your idiot husbands?
300
00:18:48,249 --> 00:18:49,374
I'm no idiot.
301
00:18:49,499 --> 00:18:51,582
Do something. She insulted us.
302
00:18:51,749 --> 00:18:53,124
Punish your sister.
303
00:19:00,332 --> 00:19:02,082
You going too, Juto?
304
00:19:02,249 --> 00:19:04,499
Maybe. I'll go with my brother.
305
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,332
Total waste of money.
306
00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:10,457
Jacky is going to marry the Colonel.
307
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,582
And you'll stay here.
308
00:19:12,749 --> 00:19:16,124
We'll go to the palace
in Fontaine, with Vergio,
309
00:19:16,291 --> 00:19:18,499
and you'll stay in this rat hole.
310
00:19:22,207 --> 00:19:23,207
Sorry.
311
00:19:29,207 --> 00:19:31,082
Pay or get on your way!
312
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:35,166
Let's go buy my ticket.
313
00:19:53,749 --> 00:19:55,582
Holy Horsums...
314
00:19:56,082 --> 00:19:57,374
help me.
315
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:01,124
I can't spend my life
with a toothless pleb.
316
00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:05,291
Let me love you,
317
00:20:05,707 --> 00:20:08,291
my little horsum
318
00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:11,749
Let me wed you,
319
00:20:11,916 --> 00:20:14,207
my little horsum
320
00:20:14,499 --> 00:20:17,124
Let me have your baby...
321
00:20:20,374 --> 00:20:22,041
Not now, you imbecile!
322
00:20:22,499 --> 00:20:24,457
Leave my son alone!
323
00:20:30,082 --> 00:20:32,291
Will we find a way to buy it?
324
00:20:33,624 --> 00:20:36,332
Make me some mush
to clear your head.
325
00:20:39,582 --> 00:20:42,082
I'll do it myself, treasure.
326
00:20:45,207 --> 00:20:46,457
Treasure?
327
00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:54,207
It's almost time.
328
00:20:56,249 --> 00:20:57,916
This is way too much.
329
00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,582
I'm not getting married.
330
00:20:59,749 --> 00:21:01,124
But I love you.
331
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:02,791
But you shouldn't.
332
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,666
I like my freedom.
333
00:21:06,207 --> 00:21:08,291
I'm not finished, cousin.
334
00:21:08,457 --> 00:21:10,541
It's Jacky. I need my treasure.
335
00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:11,707
I said no.
336
00:21:11,874 --> 00:21:14,541
No way!
Go to your Bullshittery Ball.
337
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,916
What Bullshittery Ball?
338
00:21:22,332 --> 00:21:23,791
I'm his cousin.
339
00:21:24,624 --> 00:21:27,832
Careful.
Remember how your mom got hanged?
340
00:21:28,916 --> 00:21:30,041
You can too.
341
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:31,582
No but...
342
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:33,499
what exactly did I do?
343
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:36,499
Jacky says
you have a treasure that's his.
344
00:21:37,082 --> 00:21:38,624
Sheriff, it's a metaphor.
345
00:21:38,791 --> 00:21:42,082
I use it to motivate him
to learn to write.
346
00:21:42,249 --> 00:21:45,832
There is a treasure!
I bet my dad left me money.
347
00:21:46,457 --> 00:21:48,541
We'll have a look, Jacky.
348
00:21:55,457 --> 00:21:57,499
It reeks here. What is it?
349
00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:58,749
I smell nothing.
350
00:21:59,207 --> 00:22:00,916
Explains why you're single.
351
00:22:02,499 --> 00:22:04,124
Look what I found.
352
00:22:05,374 --> 00:22:06,499
What's this?
353
00:22:07,207 --> 00:22:08,124
Foreign press.
354
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:09,999
It's forbidden.
355
00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:11,624
Forget about my treasure.
356
00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:12,499
Come see.
357
00:22:19,749 --> 00:22:20,457
Fuck.
358
00:22:20,582 --> 00:22:21,749
We hit the jackpot.
359
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,082
The tracts!
360
00:22:26,499 --> 00:22:27,499
You wrote them??
361
00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:36,332
We've been looking for you.
362
00:22:36,499 --> 00:22:37,666
Cuff him.
363
00:22:37,832 --> 00:22:39,374
Sorry. I had no idea.
364
00:22:39,499 --> 00:22:41,416
Don't worry. No problem.
365
00:22:41,541 --> 00:22:42,666
It wasn't on purpose.
366
00:22:42,832 --> 00:22:44,874
See you in the Great Prairie.
367
00:22:50,791 --> 00:22:51,874
Good boy.
368
00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:16,374
You knew nothing?
369
00:23:16,499 --> 00:23:17,749
Of course not!
370
00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:19,832
What will happen to Julio?
371
00:23:20,291 --> 00:23:23,374
We often don't know
people we think we know.
372
00:23:23,624 --> 00:23:27,082
Foreign propaganda
is the greatest risk we face.
373
00:23:27,249 --> 00:23:28,874
You're a good Bubunnian.
374
00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:31,124
To thank you,
375
00:23:31,291 --> 00:23:33,207
the Holy Mares gave you this.
376
00:23:34,332 --> 00:23:35,582
No, we can't!
377
00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:41,416
I was looking for the person
behind the tracts.
378
00:23:43,457 --> 00:23:45,624
If you become Big Dummy,
remember me.
379
00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:50,999
If he's not chosen,
I'll ask for his hand.
380
00:23:56,457 --> 00:23:57,791
You knew.
381
00:23:57,999 --> 00:23:59,916
You were there every day!
382
00:24:00,124 --> 00:24:01,832
I swear on the horsums.
383
00:24:04,999 --> 00:24:06,124
If you're lying...
384
00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:08,582
Your boots are dirty.
I'll wash them.
385
00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:12,082
Where did you go walking?
386
00:24:13,499 --> 00:24:14,499
You're filthy.
387
00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:51,874
Oh little horsum,
388
00:24:52,707 --> 00:24:55,207
cleanse my soul
389
00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:01,416
Want to eat?
I just mashed the mush.
390
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:04,166
Hungry?
391
00:25:06,332 --> 00:25:08,832
You've been acting differently...
392
00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:10,582
Anything wrong?
393
00:26:09,499 --> 00:26:11,832
Got any fancier veilery?
394
00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:13,082
Why not those?
395
00:26:13,249 --> 00:26:15,332
I need a white one.
396
00:26:15,499 --> 00:26:18,166
With an sparkly cappum
and a leashy.
397
00:26:19,457 --> 00:26:22,249
Going to the Ball?
How nice for Corune.
398
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:25,332
Mom insists I give it a try.
You know her.
399
00:26:25,499 --> 00:26:29,124
I'll order you one,
but if you get chosen, hire me.
400
00:26:29,374 --> 00:26:30,582
Give me a discount.
401
00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:34,374
Hear about Julio?
Getting hanged.
402
00:26:35,249 --> 00:26:35,916
Really?
403
00:26:37,582 --> 00:26:39,124
I never liked him.
404
00:26:55,541 --> 00:26:56,207
Mom, what...
405
00:27:00,666 --> 00:27:01,624
Sorry, Jacky.
406
00:27:01,791 --> 00:27:03,082
Why is she on this?
407
00:27:03,249 --> 00:27:05,457
Her boot soles were polished!
408
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,666
She slipped at the warehouse.
409
00:27:07,832 --> 00:27:09,332
Broke her neck.
410
00:27:11,416 --> 00:27:13,332
I slipped, Jacky.
411
00:27:13,624 --> 00:27:15,291
Sorry, I slipped.
412
00:27:16,582 --> 00:27:17,499
But you'll...
413
00:27:17,666 --> 00:27:19,041
Won't you be okay?
414
00:27:24,582 --> 00:27:26,541
The Lost Prairie...
415
00:27:27,457 --> 00:27:28,791
the horsums...
416
00:27:29,999 --> 00:27:32,291
They're calling me. I see them.
417
00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:48,332
To the morgue.
418
00:28:42,749 --> 00:28:43,541
Napping?
419
00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:44,624
No, uncle.
420
00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:47,499
Don't call me uncle.
We're hungry!
421
00:28:47,666 --> 00:28:48,707
I'm coming, Brunu.
422
00:28:53,416 --> 00:28:56,707
We all know people
who've heard horsums speak...
423
00:28:58,207 --> 00:29:00,166
I hear horsums in my head.
424
00:29:00,332 --> 00:29:01,249
When I pray.
425
00:29:02,082 --> 00:29:03,791
- What do they say?
- They say...
426
00:29:04,332 --> 00:29:07,166
"Juto... can you hear me?"
427
00:29:07,332 --> 00:29:09,916
I say I do
but they don't really hear.
428
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,374
Wonderful. Hear that, babe?
429
00:29:12,499 --> 00:29:13,582
Juto...
430
00:29:13,874 --> 00:29:15,207
can you hear me?
431
00:29:19,374 --> 00:29:20,416
Stop laughing.
432
00:29:21,832 --> 00:29:24,207
You remind me of myself
as a kid.
433
00:29:24,499 --> 00:29:28,082
At your age, I was helping
my father wash the floor.
434
00:29:28,249 --> 00:29:30,499
Suddenly I heard something
in my head.
435
00:29:30,624 --> 00:29:31,666
A voice.
436
00:29:32,707 --> 00:29:35,499
Dad was busy cleaning the toiletums.
437
00:29:36,332 --> 00:29:38,832
So the voice said to me, "Brunu...
438
00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:41,457
"Brunu can you hear me?
439
00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:43,332
"Come outside."
440
00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:45,499
So I went out.
441
00:29:46,291 --> 00:29:48,416
What did I see out there?
442
00:29:49,082 --> 00:29:50,124
I don't know.
443
00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:51,707
A baby horsum.
444
00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:53,624
That's who was talking.
445
00:29:54,457 --> 00:29:56,499
Our family is pure of heart.
446
00:29:58,124 --> 00:30:00,541
Why does he have to be here all day?
447
00:30:00,707 --> 00:30:03,541
He's family.
And we took all his monery.
448
00:30:03,707 --> 00:30:05,874
Watch what you're doing!
449
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,124
Still unmashed.
450
00:30:21,291 --> 00:30:22,666
It's not mashed!
451
00:30:22,832 --> 00:30:24,291
This isn't mashed...
452
00:30:24,457 --> 00:30:25,999
It's not mashed!
453
00:30:26,499 --> 00:30:27,874
You call this mashage?
454
00:30:28,207 --> 00:30:29,749
No, it's not mashed...
455
00:30:29,916 --> 00:30:30,999
Shut up!
456
00:30:31,666 --> 00:30:34,082
But honey, he's driving us crazy!
457
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:35,041
I mashed it.
458
00:30:35,207 --> 00:30:37,207
Are you calling her a liar?
459
00:30:37,374 --> 00:30:39,457
A bad judge of mashage?
460
00:30:40,082 --> 00:30:42,166
- Enough.
- You're too easy on him.
461
00:30:42,332 --> 00:30:44,541
Go remash. It's no problem.
462
00:30:44,707 --> 00:30:45,666
Hurry!
463
00:30:45,832 --> 00:30:48,166
If Julio hadn't got arrested,
464
00:30:48,332 --> 00:30:51,041
he could have taken him in
instead of us.
465
00:30:51,207 --> 00:30:54,291
By the way,
Julio escaped from prison.
466
00:30:54,707 --> 00:30:56,874
No sign of him anywhere.
467
00:30:57,624 --> 00:31:00,666
Meanwhile, his house burnt down.
Mysteriously.
468
00:31:00,832 --> 00:31:01,874
Maybe he burnt too.
469
00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:04,291
It makes sense.
470
00:31:04,457 --> 00:31:05,624
What are you saying?
471
00:31:05,791 --> 00:31:06,624
Julio is dead?
472
00:31:06,791 --> 00:31:08,041
Yeah, sorry.
473
00:31:08,707 --> 00:31:09,999
Off to the toilet um.
474
00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:11,541
To take a jacky.
475
00:31:44,916 --> 00:31:46,041
Mr. Jacky?
476
00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:48,874
I'm getting married.
477
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:50,749
I'm glad for you.
478
00:31:50,916 --> 00:31:52,332
Nice boy from Rateau.
479
00:31:52,499 --> 00:31:55,041
Mom is making
an offer this afternoon.
480
00:31:55,332 --> 00:31:57,124
I hope you'll be very happy.
481
00:31:59,249 --> 00:32:01,791
Your veilery and sparkly cappum.
482
00:32:03,749 --> 00:32:05,499
I think you ordered it.
483
00:32:06,332 --> 00:32:07,249
I'm broke now.
484
00:32:07,874 --> 00:32:09,374
Who'll pay for it?
485
00:32:09,499 --> 00:32:14,166
Auntie and Brunu will never
let me go to the Bubunnery Ball.
486
00:32:15,749 --> 00:32:17,041
Mr. Jacky...
487
00:32:17,707 --> 00:32:19,249
I can help you.
488
00:32:20,832 --> 00:32:23,541
- I'll take you on my moped.
- Really?
489
00:32:24,124 --> 00:32:25,457
That's what it's for.
490
00:32:26,791 --> 00:32:29,207
I know Brunu and the others
are mean.
491
00:32:29,374 --> 00:32:30,832
It would be so nice of you.
492
00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:32,707
I still love you, Jacky.
493
00:32:32,874 --> 00:32:35,457
All I want is for you to be happy.
494
00:32:35,582 --> 00:32:37,707
Can I speak to you frankly?
495
00:32:37,874 --> 00:32:39,874
Let's take stock of things.
496
00:32:40,082 --> 00:32:40,749
Yes, ma'am.
497
00:32:41,374 --> 00:32:42,666
You'll see.
498
00:32:43,457 --> 00:32:44,874
You'll like my idea.
499
00:32:48,332 --> 00:32:50,166
Like it when I do this?
500
00:32:50,832 --> 00:32:51,707
This?
501
00:32:58,082 --> 00:32:59,291
Naughty boy!
502
00:33:01,499 --> 00:33:02,582
Corune?
503
00:33:03,374 --> 00:33:05,166
I brought your dummy home.
504
00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:09,332
You'll like it here.
505
00:33:09,666 --> 00:33:11,416
Corune? Where are you?
506
00:33:11,916 --> 00:33:14,791
Come out, manure. Come the hell out!
507
00:33:15,624 --> 00:33:16,582
Manure!
508
00:33:18,457 --> 00:33:19,499
He won't come out.
509
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:21,457
Come out.
510
00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:23,291
I'll be nice. No hitting.
511
00:33:23,457 --> 00:33:25,791
Come out. I'll be nice.
512
00:33:26,874 --> 00:33:28,041
I'll be nice.
513
00:33:28,249 --> 00:33:30,082
Get the hell out, manure!
514
00:33:31,082 --> 00:33:33,749
He hid it in his undums!
515
00:33:34,499 --> 00:33:36,166
We're nice to you.
516
00:33:36,332 --> 00:33:39,457
We give you a home... and you lie!
And steal!
517
00:33:40,082 --> 00:33:42,166
The sheriff gave it to me.
518
00:33:42,332 --> 00:33:44,791
The veilery he stole
is nicer than mine!
519
00:33:45,749 --> 00:33:49,082
I preferred to come see you
instead of the sheriff.
520
00:33:49,249 --> 00:33:51,207
I already punished Corune.
521
00:33:51,624 --> 00:33:53,666
He'd come and hang out.
522
00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:55,499
They balled.
523
00:33:56,624 --> 00:33:59,624
Her dummy left.
This veilery cost me a fortune.
524
00:33:59,791 --> 00:34:01,541
- A gift from me.
- Shut up!
525
00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:05,374
You fall into the first trap
the first dummy sets.
526
00:34:05,499 --> 00:34:06,749
He struts his stuff.
527
00:34:06,916 --> 00:34:08,499
I was just shopping.
528
00:34:08,666 --> 00:34:10,832
We'll all end up hangers!
529
00:34:11,041 --> 00:34:13,499
- You'll get us hanged.
- Calm down.
530
00:34:13,666 --> 00:34:15,457
What if everyone finds out?
531
00:34:15,582 --> 00:34:18,124
- And our reputation?
- We can work it out.
532
00:34:18,999 --> 00:34:22,082
How so?
You always want to work things out!
533
00:34:22,249 --> 00:34:23,791
What about the sheriff?
534
00:34:23,999 --> 00:34:24,666
Shut up!
535
00:34:24,832 --> 00:34:26,166
I'm willing to forget.
536
00:34:26,624 --> 00:34:27,707
Go on.
537
00:34:27,874 --> 00:34:30,999
If Jacky marries her.
One lost, one gained.
538
00:34:31,207 --> 00:34:32,207
It's a deal.
539
00:34:32,749 --> 00:34:33,707
I need to think.
540
00:34:34,374 --> 00:34:37,416
We'll get rid of him.
What's to think about?
541
00:34:37,541 --> 00:34:38,916
- It's perfect.
- Shut up.
542
00:34:40,582 --> 00:34:42,249
Don't think too long.
543
00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:45,874
Once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
You're crazy!
544
00:34:46,082 --> 00:34:47,041
She's crazy.
545
00:34:47,207 --> 00:34:48,666
I'll pay you in horsums.
546
00:34:48,832 --> 00:34:51,249
In the meantime... some monery.
547
00:34:53,624 --> 00:34:55,457
You're out of your mane!
548
00:34:58,041 --> 00:34:58,999
For the veilery.
549
00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:01,166
And the cappum?
550
00:35:05,874 --> 00:35:08,332
You'll pay for this,
little shittum. A lot!
551
00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:12,082
Come on, Juto.
552
00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:13,832
For you.
553
00:35:15,541 --> 00:35:18,041
You might as well give it a try.
554
00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:19,166
Come on.
555
00:35:20,916 --> 00:35:21,707
Juto.
556
00:35:21,874 --> 00:35:23,124
The cappum.
557
00:35:24,499 --> 00:35:26,291
Why does he get it?
558
00:35:27,207 --> 00:35:30,499
He doesn't stand a chance.
Don't get on my nerves.
559
00:35:44,374 --> 00:35:45,249
Come on...
560
00:35:45,999 --> 00:35:47,166
Come out now.
561
00:35:50,166 --> 00:35:51,791
I won't hit you.
562
00:35:51,999 --> 00:35:54,582
Go into your cubbyhole.
563
00:36:02,124 --> 00:36:05,749
Our Colonel
aced her scholastic training.
564
00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:09,499
She did military training
at Fontaine's Bubunne Academy.
565
00:36:09,999 --> 00:36:12,499
In the war
against perverted foreigners
566
00:36:12,666 --> 00:36:15,041
she began leading women.
567
00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:17,332
As commander of the infantry,
568
00:36:17,499 --> 00:36:19,582
she made many decisive calls,
569
00:36:19,749 --> 00:36:21,874
even killed
with her bare hands...
570
00:36:22,457 --> 00:36:25,499
The Colonel is not faint-hearted.
Lucky for us.
571
00:36:26,374 --> 00:36:28,749
Colonel, I love you a lot.
572
00:36:29,124 --> 00:36:29,874
Colonel...
573
00:36:30,416 --> 00:36:31,916
you are so hot.
574
00:36:32,124 --> 00:36:33,749
"Colonel, so fine
575
00:36:34,582 --> 00:36:36,332
"I am on cloud nine
576
00:36:37,374 --> 00:36:39,207
"To you I do impart
577
00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:41,791
"The leashy to my heart"
578
00:36:42,791 --> 00:36:45,291
How do you find all this?
It's amazing.
579
00:36:45,457 --> 00:36:46,374
Really?
580
00:36:46,582 --> 00:36:48,166
She'll choose you.
581
00:36:48,332 --> 00:36:49,249
Think so?
582
00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:50,582
Juto, hear that?
583
00:36:51,082 --> 00:36:52,041
Get dressed!
584
00:36:52,499 --> 00:36:54,124
Jacky, hurry up!
585
00:36:54,291 --> 00:36:55,541
Slowpoke.
586
00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:59,916
You took so long
you barely have time for my hair.
587
00:37:00,207 --> 00:37:01,541
Don't worry. Look.
588
00:37:01,707 --> 00:37:05,499
You'll look ridiculous.
You're not even a contender.
589
00:37:06,457 --> 00:37:07,374
Look.
590
00:37:08,207 --> 00:37:10,749
- Your head!
- What's wrong with it?
591
00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:12,124
You're very handsome.
592
00:37:12,291 --> 00:37:13,791
Don't contradict me.
593
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:15,499
Sorry. You're right.
594
00:37:15,874 --> 00:37:17,374
Jacky says I'm ugly!
595
00:37:17,499 --> 00:37:18,707
Enough.
596
00:37:18,874 --> 00:37:20,416
Come comb me.
597
00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:23,291
Hurry up, you too!
598
00:37:23,707 --> 00:37:24,791
What the hell?
599
00:37:24,999 --> 00:37:26,791
What about the right side?
600
00:37:27,291 --> 00:37:29,791
He sucks at brushing the right side!
601
00:37:29,999 --> 00:37:31,832
Do the brush stroke!
602
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,374
Or his hair will be all flat!
603
00:37:34,749 --> 00:37:36,999
Let me see with the leashies.
604
00:37:38,499 --> 00:37:39,666
Give it to me.
605
00:37:44,374 --> 00:37:45,624
Give me that!
606
00:37:54,999 --> 00:37:56,207
They look great.
607
00:37:56,374 --> 00:37:58,874
I wanted you to get out of the way.
608
00:38:02,749 --> 00:38:04,499
My leashy, Your Majesty.
609
00:38:04,624 --> 00:38:06,749
My leashy, your Majesty.
610
00:38:07,207 --> 00:38:08,916
Aren't they handsome?
611
00:38:09,249 --> 00:38:11,874
Handsome, gorgeous.
The bubus is leaving!
612
00:38:12,082 --> 00:38:13,124
To the bubus.
613
00:38:14,832 --> 00:38:16,499
Later, manure-breath!
614
00:38:22,499 --> 00:38:24,749
Now, a surprise for our viewers
615
00:38:24,916 --> 00:38:29,166
because with us today
is the famous actor Mit Kronk.
616
00:38:29,332 --> 00:38:30,624
Mit Kronk is here.
617
00:38:30,791 --> 00:38:33,499
Yes, because
Mit Kronk is participating
618
00:38:33,624 --> 00:38:35,707
in the Grand Bubunnery Ball.
619
00:38:36,832 --> 00:38:37,791
Good evening.
620
00:38:40,374 --> 00:38:41,374
Welcome.
621
00:38:41,499 --> 00:38:42,666
Hello, ladies!
622
00:38:43,499 --> 00:38:46,249
Mit Kronk,
you're also giving it a try.
623
00:38:46,416 --> 00:38:48,832
What man, deep down,
has not entertained
624
00:38:49,041 --> 00:38:53,707
the possibility to woo the Colonel
and become Big Dummy?
625
00:39:27,041 --> 00:39:28,499
Leave, Jacky.
626
00:39:29,707 --> 00:39:32,332
Run away from here.
627
00:39:33,332 --> 00:39:35,249
Poor Jacky ...
628
00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:40,916
We're broadcasting live in Fontaine,
awaiting the bubus
629
00:39:41,249 --> 00:39:45,582
with the last candidates
for tomorrow’s Grand Bubunnery Ball.
630
00:39:45,749 --> 00:39:47,916
Let's see who's first out.
631
00:39:48,124 --> 00:39:49,707
Here are...
632
00:39:49,874 --> 00:39:51,166
Good evening.
633
00:39:53,624 --> 00:39:55,749
What's your name?
Where are you from?
634
00:39:55,916 --> 00:39:56,749
I'm Vergio!
635
00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:57,582
Is this TV?
636
00:39:57,749 --> 00:39:59,916
I'm Juto. We're from Museau.
637
00:40:00,124 --> 00:40:01,791
The Colonel will choose us!
638
00:40:01,999 --> 00:40:03,499
Both of you? Great!
639
00:40:04,041 --> 00:40:07,416
We'll purify ourselves
all night long with the horsums
640
00:40:07,541 --> 00:40:09,082
So we're ready tomorrow.
641
00:40:09,374 --> 00:40:11,541
I'm going to win!
I'll be the winner!
642
00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:36,124
Why are you in the rain?
643
00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:38,666
You're not allowed in the forestery!
644
00:41:38,832 --> 00:41:40,999
I was getting some fresh air...
645
00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:43,416
And your ticket for the Ball?
646
00:41:43,541 --> 00:41:45,249
You missed the bubus!
647
00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:47,374
I had to give it to Juto.
648
00:41:47,832 --> 00:41:50,374
Your family never gives you a break.
649
00:41:51,874 --> 00:41:52,749
We'll see you home.
650
00:41:53,249 --> 00:41:55,457
I want some more fresh air.
651
00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:09,457
We know you're trying to turn us on
652
00:42:09,582 --> 00:42:11,749
with your "fresh air” routine.
653
00:42:16,499 --> 00:42:17,291
Peek-a-boo.
654
00:42:17,457 --> 00:42:19,499
Have a look at my front lawn.
655
00:42:19,791 --> 00:42:20,791
See it?
656
00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:22,249
Harder, asshole!
657
00:42:27,874 --> 00:42:29,624
Now you're gonna suck.
658
00:42:30,041 --> 00:42:31,416
Suck it.
659
00:42:35,291 --> 00:42:36,999
That's real good sucking.
660
00:42:39,249 --> 00:42:40,332
Attention!
661
00:42:42,041 --> 00:42:44,082
What's this crappery?
662
00:42:44,249 --> 00:42:45,707
To whom am I speaking?
663
00:42:46,999 --> 00:42:48,291
Recognize me, bitchure?
664
00:42:53,999 --> 00:42:54,999
You're alive!
665
00:43:13,999 --> 00:43:15,332
Know what happened?
666
00:43:15,499 --> 00:43:17,416
The first night they locked me up
667
00:43:17,541 --> 00:43:19,457
they said: "Listen up,
668
00:43:19,582 --> 00:43:22,332
"either ball us
or hang like your mom."
669
00:43:22,499 --> 00:43:25,457
- And so?
- So I accepted. I had no choice.
670
00:43:25,582 --> 00:43:26,999
Every single day.
671
00:43:27,166 --> 00:43:28,374
How did you manage?
672
00:43:28,499 --> 00:43:30,749
I heard about you and went crazy.
673
00:43:30,916 --> 00:43:33,499
I escaped
but you were already at Auntie's.
674
00:43:33,874 --> 00:43:36,582
I hid here
in the middle of the forestery.
675
00:43:38,332 --> 00:43:41,457
I heard noises.
I thought they'd come for me.
676
00:43:41,582 --> 00:43:43,582
Why are you dressed as a woman?
677
00:43:44,082 --> 00:43:45,582
I'm leaving this country.
678
00:43:45,749 --> 00:43:48,457
You're coming.
Nothing's keeping you here.
679
00:43:52,707 --> 00:43:53,999
Plantums...
680
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,791
It's not bad here.
681
00:43:56,999 --> 00:43:57,832
Look.
682
00:43:59,249 --> 00:44:01,041
They so young, so pretty.
683
00:44:01,624 --> 00:44:02,457
"Turnips”.
684
00:44:03,082 --> 00:44:03,832
You see?
685
00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:06,041
I can pick them... like this.
686
00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:10,999
It's forbidden.
687
00:44:11,166 --> 00:44:12,624
And incredibly valuable.
688
00:44:12,791 --> 00:44:15,207
- You can sell them?
- For a fortune.
689
00:44:15,791 --> 00:44:18,166
Lucky you.
We're going to the Palace.
690
00:44:18,332 --> 00:44:19,249
That's right.
691
00:44:19,416 --> 00:44:22,082
I know someone there
who pays a lot for this.
692
00:44:22,249 --> 00:44:23,874
With that, plus my savings,
693
00:44:24,082 --> 00:44:26,499
we'll be able to buy passports.
694
00:44:27,457 --> 00:44:29,374
And I have your treasure...
695
00:44:29,624 --> 00:44:31,457
Come in the shed with me.
696
00:44:46,499 --> 00:44:48,166
It looks great on you.
697
00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:52,332
You're a really gorgeous babe.
698
00:44:54,499 --> 00:44:55,874
So like your dad.
699
00:44:56,416 --> 00:44:58,541
This was Dad's treasure?
700
00:44:59,374 --> 00:45:01,416
And I thought it was monery.
701
00:45:01,541 --> 00:45:05,332
We founded a secret movement
for men's rights. Meninism.
702
00:45:05,749 --> 00:45:08,707
This woman's outfit
was part of his escape.
703
00:45:09,582 --> 00:45:10,791
With me.
704
00:45:11,624 --> 00:45:12,541
Daddy...
705
00:45:13,332 --> 00:45:16,082
He never made it.
He died during orgasm.
706
00:45:16,999 --> 00:45:20,207
He was emotional.
Balled your mom once and...
707
00:45:20,374 --> 00:45:21,124
poof.
708
00:45:22,207 --> 00:45:24,624
Still...
you're the product of his love.
709
00:45:25,416 --> 00:45:26,666
That's important.
710
00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:33,541
Little horsum...
711
00:45:34,499 --> 00:45:35,749
Did you hurt him?
712
00:45:35,916 --> 00:45:37,124
I trained him.
713
00:45:37,291 --> 00:45:41,499
Rope in the mouth, this thing
on top, now we can ride him.
714
00:45:42,124 --> 00:45:43,457
Little horsum...
715
00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:45,749
I named him Blue Coco.
716
00:45:45,916 --> 00:45:48,249
Abroad, horsums have great names.
717
00:45:48,416 --> 00:45:49,499
You like Blue Coco?
718
00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:54,041
Don't try reading its mind.
It's a horsum.
719
00:45:54,999 --> 00:45:56,207
Come closer.
720
00:45:57,124 --> 00:45:58,749
Touch him. He's nice.
721
00:45:59,624 --> 00:46:00,916
He'll help you too.
722
00:46:01,124 --> 00:46:02,249
In his own way.
723
00:46:45,832 --> 00:46:47,916
Your little horsum isn't dead.
724
00:46:48,374 --> 00:46:50,791
He was tired. He's taking a nap.
725
00:46:51,207 --> 00:46:52,749
He'd have got us caught.
726
00:46:52,916 --> 00:46:55,832
saw he was dead.
You're a horsum Killer.
727
00:46:56,041 --> 00:46:59,041
Know what?
He went to the Great Prairie.
728
00:46:59,332 --> 00:47:00,832
I'll eat your plantums.
729
00:47:01,791 --> 00:47:02,832
Give me that bag.
730
00:47:07,916 --> 00:47:09,624
- Bellyache.
- I'm glad!
731
00:47:10,582 --> 00:47:13,707
Put that torchery away.
It's broad daylight.
732
00:47:17,499 --> 00:47:19,166
It's so pretty here.
733
00:47:26,916 --> 00:47:28,749
This makes me uncomfortable.
734
00:47:59,749 --> 00:48:01,041
Leave us alone.
735
00:48:02,124 --> 00:48:03,332
Your cousin!
736
00:48:05,082 --> 00:48:06,082
Well, well.
737
00:48:07,332 --> 00:48:08,541
It's been a while.
738
00:48:11,791 --> 00:48:14,541
You disappear, you reappear...
739
00:48:15,707 --> 00:48:17,582
I could have you executed.
740
00:48:17,749 --> 00:48:19,707
Lump of horsum manurum!
741
00:48:20,082 --> 00:48:21,249
Scumbag!
742
00:48:22,791 --> 00:48:23,999
They're ripe.
743
00:48:25,874 --> 00:48:28,499
I have 15 pounds of them.
For 100,000.
744
00:48:28,624 --> 00:48:29,749
On the double.
745
00:48:30,249 --> 00:48:31,832
If I have you hanged,
746
00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:33,832
they're mine for free.
747
00:48:34,457 --> 00:48:36,582
I have a new crop coming.
Too bad.
748
00:48:40,166 --> 00:48:41,332
You don't love me...
749
00:48:41,499 --> 00:48:42,666
Yes, I do.
750
00:48:42,832 --> 00:48:44,499
- Really?
- You know it.
751
00:48:44,666 --> 00:48:46,082
You love me?
752
00:48:50,499 --> 00:48:52,082
Show me, then.
753
00:48:52,374 --> 00:48:53,499
That you love me.
754
00:48:55,291 --> 00:48:56,249
So?
755
00:48:56,499 --> 00:48:59,082
He can join in if he wants.
756
00:48:59,249 --> 00:49:01,624
What is he... a boy or a girl?
757
00:49:02,082 --> 00:49:03,874
Go wait for me outside.
758
00:49:04,082 --> 00:49:05,041
Come on...
759
00:49:06,541 --> 00:49:08,166
This stunning painting
760
00:49:08,332 --> 00:49:12,082
shows Bubunne Mum XV,
with the General as a child.
761
00:49:17,749 --> 00:49:21,291
This one shows
the General with her six sons
762
00:49:21,457 --> 00:49:23,249
and the Colonel as a child.
763
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:31,499
- When we see Mushery?
- We'll go shortly.
764
00:49:31,666 --> 00:49:33,666
Are you looking for something?
765
00:49:35,166 --> 00:49:36,499
No, your Excellency.
766
00:51:20,499 --> 00:51:21,332
My daughter.
767
00:52:34,749 --> 00:52:36,707
The Grand Mashage may begin.
768
00:52:40,374 --> 00:52:42,999
Excellency,
may I introduce my dummy?
769
00:52:43,541 --> 00:52:45,041
My name is Juto Pondina.
770
00:52:45,207 --> 00:52:46,457
Pretty name.
771
00:52:47,374 --> 00:52:49,249
So? What do I care?
772
00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:51,041
He's eligible.
773
00:52:51,332 --> 00:52:53,124
Good-looking, isn't he?
774
00:52:53,291 --> 00:52:54,999
Officer in the Army?
775
00:52:55,166 --> 00:52:57,624
You can't be an officer
anywhere else.
776
00:52:57,874 --> 00:52:59,791
You're from the Plebery?
777
00:53:00,624 --> 00:53:03,499
Yes, but as they say,
a dummy has no caste.
778
00:53:03,874 --> 00:53:05,499
Pretty veilery.
779
00:53:05,749 --> 00:53:07,541
But it's not your size.
780
00:53:07,916 --> 00:53:09,041
Too big.
781
00:53:09,749 --> 00:53:11,332
Like your nose...
782
00:53:11,707 --> 00:53:13,749
He's extremely well-hungery.
783
00:53:13,916 --> 00:53:16,082
Look at this magnificence.
784
00:53:16,457 --> 00:53:17,582
Two hoofs long.
785
00:53:17,749 --> 00:53:19,374
I hope he uses it someday.
786
00:53:19,499 --> 00:53:21,541
If you prefer, I'm available.
787
00:53:21,707 --> 00:53:24,707
Just buy me from my wife.
I don't love her anymore.
788
00:53:24,999 --> 00:53:27,041
Vergio's with the Colonel.
789
00:53:29,999 --> 00:53:32,166
She took his leashy.
790
00:53:32,332 --> 00:53:33,499
He's my brother!
791
00:53:36,416 --> 00:53:37,707
Come on...
792
00:53:44,374 --> 00:53:46,416
Your Excellency, he's my son.
793
00:53:47,499 --> 00:53:48,916
Shall I remove them?
794
00:53:49,832 --> 00:53:51,082
Let them continue.
795
00:53:51,416 --> 00:53:52,707
Introduce the husband um.
796
00:53:55,624 --> 00:53:57,832
I'm very, very moved.
797
00:53:58,041 --> 00:54:01,499
This is Vergio. He's 19.
Look how gorgeous he is.
798
00:54:02,832 --> 00:54:03,999
Otherwise...
799
00:54:04,166 --> 00:54:05,291
I have him.
800
00:54:05,457 --> 00:54:06,624
My name is Juto.
801
00:54:07,207 --> 00:54:08,457
Pretty name.
802
00:54:10,124 --> 00:54:13,666
This one writes. He's been published
in "Little Horsum".
803
00:54:14,374 --> 00:54:15,541
And this one...
804
00:54:17,457 --> 00:54:18,457
He's here.
805
00:54:21,499 --> 00:54:22,166
Tempting.
806
00:54:25,541 --> 00:54:26,916
I can't decide...
807
00:54:27,541 --> 00:54:28,874
You have all night.
808
00:54:29,832 --> 00:54:31,207
Yes, you're right.
809
00:54:31,707 --> 00:54:32,874
I'll take my time.
810
00:54:33,582 --> 00:54:35,457
I must see everyone.
811
00:54:39,791 --> 00:54:41,666
Go back to Museau.
812
00:54:41,832 --> 00:54:42,916
To your ditch.
813
00:54:44,249 --> 00:54:46,082
Who is this lieutenant?
814
00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:47,249
I don't know.
815
00:54:47,541 --> 00:54:48,457
Your name”?
816
00:54:51,416 --> 00:54:52,416
Jacqueline.
817
00:54:53,582 --> 00:54:55,291
Of foreign descent?
818
00:54:59,249 --> 00:55:01,291
Looking for a husband um?
819
00:55:01,832 --> 00:55:03,916
All these choices confuse me.
820
00:55:04,374 --> 00:55:05,874
I'm an independent woman.
821
00:55:06,082 --> 00:55:07,457
Your regiment?
822
00:55:08,041 --> 00:55:10,041
Zonia, we're done working.
823
00:55:11,582 --> 00:55:15,582
Jacqueline, would you come mush
in my drawing room?
824
00:55:18,457 --> 00:55:19,541
I'd love to.
825
00:55:20,124 --> 00:55:21,666
- Come.
- I'll join you.
826
00:55:23,249 --> 00:55:26,374
Show our foreign friends
the Grand Mushery.
827
00:55:28,624 --> 00:55:32,332
Who'd leave a ball
that's held once a century?
828
00:55:32,499 --> 00:55:33,499
No one.
829
00:55:34,124 --> 00:55:35,666
I'm dying to.
830
00:55:36,249 --> 00:55:37,499
What a bore!
831
00:56:20,499 --> 00:56:22,124
What a small horsum.
832
00:56:23,249 --> 00:56:25,207
I prefer that size.
833
00:56:25,374 --> 00:56:27,249
They smell better than big ones.
834
00:56:28,332 --> 00:56:29,457
Your Majesty...
835
00:56:29,916 --> 00:56:33,541
Do horsums really understand you,
as legend has it?
836
00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:36,249
You're funny.
837
00:56:37,832 --> 00:56:40,332
I spray them with perfume...
838
00:56:40,582 --> 00:56:42,374
but they still smell bad.
839
00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:45,416
Is your Dummy chosen?
840
00:56:45,874 --> 00:56:46,791
You bet.
841
00:56:47,374 --> 00:56:49,541
My mother chose him a while ago.
842
00:56:50,582 --> 00:56:52,541
I'm marrying Mit Kronk.
843
00:56:52,832 --> 00:56:54,332
The famous actor.
844
00:56:55,082 --> 00:56:57,457
These festivities are pure folklore.
845
00:56:58,332 --> 00:56:59,499
No way...
846
00:57:00,082 --> 00:57:02,999
And you?
You say you're an independent woman.
847
00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:04,541
What does that mean?
848
00:57:06,457 --> 00:57:08,374
That I'm my own captain.
849
00:57:12,874 --> 00:57:14,624
I want to open up to you.
850
00:57:15,249 --> 00:57:16,457
Do you mind?
851
00:57:19,249 --> 00:57:21,749
For some reason
I want to share my secret.
852
00:57:27,374 --> 00:57:30,082
I have no desire to become General.
853
00:57:30,541 --> 00:57:32,374
I couldn't give a damn.
854
00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:35,416
Why? It must be so wonderful.
855
00:57:36,374 --> 00:57:39,374
Becoming like my mother
is not my fantasy.
856
00:57:39,999 --> 00:57:42,499
I'd like to have been a writer.
857
00:57:43,207 --> 00:57:46,666
They're people who live abroad.
They write books.
858
00:57:47,457 --> 00:57:48,624
Yes, I know.
859
00:57:49,249 --> 00:57:50,249
Really?
860
00:57:51,624 --> 00:57:53,707
I'm learning to write.
I write.
861
00:57:54,457 --> 00:57:55,791
What do you write?
862
00:57:56,499 --> 00:57:57,707
Poestries.
863
00:57:59,791 --> 00:58:01,374
Please recite one.
864
00:58:09,499 --> 00:58:11,707
Timidity is so charming...
865
00:58:14,249 --> 00:58:17,332
I am trying my hand
at autobiography.
866
00:58:18,041 --> 00:58:19,291
Know what it is?
867
00:58:20,624 --> 00:58:24,332
It's telling your life
as if it were a novel.
868
00:58:24,749 --> 00:58:26,999
My life is unusual. I figure...
869
00:58:27,166 --> 00:58:30,374
who knows,
maybe it can serve as an example.
870
00:58:30,624 --> 00:58:32,207
What a bubunne idea.
871
00:58:33,207 --> 00:58:36,291
I could do the same.
Mine is interesting too.
872
00:58:36,457 --> 00:58:37,749
My life is incredible.
873
00:58:38,791 --> 00:58:40,124
Tell me about it.
874
00:58:40,291 --> 00:58:41,832
I want to know everything.
875
00:58:43,416 --> 00:58:44,874
It's a little too sad.
876
00:59:05,791 --> 00:59:07,082
Plantums.
877
00:59:07,416 --> 00:59:08,541
You too.
878
00:59:08,707 --> 00:59:09,999
Take one.
879
00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:13,707
Go on, take one.
880
00:59:22,374 --> 00:59:23,374
Bite it.
881
00:59:40,374 --> 00:59:41,666
I'm sorry.
882
00:59:43,124 --> 00:59:44,499
It's strange.
883
00:59:44,707 --> 00:59:46,832
You attract me like a magnet.
884
00:59:48,707 --> 00:59:50,082
Are you a dykery?
885
00:59:50,749 --> 00:59:51,541
Excuse me?
886
00:59:53,207 --> 00:59:55,082
To tell you the truth...
887
00:59:55,374 --> 00:59:56,791
I'm not an officer.
888
00:59:56,999 --> 00:59:59,124
- Or a woman...
- Like the others.
889
00:59:59,374 --> 01:00:01,124
I'm starting to understand.
890
01:00:11,291 --> 01:00:14,499
What's this?
I throw you a party and you vanish.
891
01:00:15,374 --> 01:00:17,374
Stop it, Mother. I'm relaxing.
892
01:00:17,499 --> 01:00:18,749
We're just talking.
893
01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:20,291
Get lost or get hanged.
894
01:00:25,624 --> 01:00:28,582
Dancery time.
We'll show the plebs your dummy.
895
01:00:34,124 --> 01:00:35,999
Time to marry off my mistake.
896
01:00:37,374 --> 01:00:40,082
The Bubunnery Ball is the occasion
897
01:00:40,249 --> 01:00:43,624
to meet Army officers
if you're a maiden pleb.
898
01:01:03,207 --> 01:01:05,457
Are you out of your hind?
899
01:01:05,582 --> 01:01:06,666
You disappeared.
900
01:01:06,832 --> 01:01:08,749
The Colonel likes girls.
901
01:01:08,916 --> 01:01:10,749
She doesn't want to be General.
902
01:01:10,916 --> 01:01:13,041
Who the hell cares? Look!
903
01:01:14,499 --> 01:01:17,666
After we bribe Customs,
there won't be much.
904
01:01:18,124 --> 01:01:19,416
Let's get out of here.
905
01:01:34,624 --> 01:01:36,166
Bubunnery!
906
01:01:37,124 --> 01:01:39,332
The Big Dummy has been chosen.
907
01:01:40,457 --> 01:01:41,499
Jacky?
908
01:01:42,499 --> 01:01:44,541
It's you. It really is you.
909
01:01:44,707 --> 01:01:45,416
It iIsn’'t.
910
01:01:45,541 --> 01:01:46,499
It is too.
911
01:01:46,624 --> 01:01:48,582
Your big nose. In a wiggum!
912
01:01:48,749 --> 01:01:50,041
Shut up.
913
01:01:53,291 --> 01:01:54,374
What the hell?
914
01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:56,207
He has fake titumsl!
915
01:01:56,832 --> 01:01:57,832
Cheatage!
916
01:02:01,874 --> 01:02:03,707
He's a man! With a cockard!
917
01:02:03,999 --> 01:02:05,124
Blasphemery!
918
01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:07,707
Colonel, I love you!
919
01:02:08,416 --> 01:02:09,541
It's Jacky!
920
01:02:09,707 --> 01:02:10,582
Stop filming!
921
01:02:21,082 --> 01:02:22,207
Catch him!
922
01:02:26,707 --> 01:02:27,749
I'm innocent.
923
01:03:44,041 --> 01:03:46,166
See that? It's the sewer pipe.
924
01:03:46,332 --> 01:03:48,124
Move, we can't see!
925
01:03:49,499 --> 01:03:53,749
Sewage enters the turbines
which recover the organic matter.
926
01:03:55,124 --> 01:03:56,249
What a great idea.
927
01:03:56,416 --> 01:03:59,124
It's mixed with a vitamin paste
in the vat.
928
01:03:59,541 --> 01:04:01,124
Fresh mush is sent
929
01:04:01,291 --> 01:04:03,999
to all the country's mini-musheries.
930
01:04:06,916 --> 01:04:08,374
People produce
931
01:04:08,499 --> 01:04:10,541
their own food. How ecological.
932
01:04:11,207 --> 01:04:14,041
They find their own shittum yummy.
933
01:04:14,207 --> 01:04:16,291
We'd like to get the patent.
934
01:04:16,499 --> 01:04:19,207
Excellency!
A problem at the Bubunnery.
935
01:06:34,874 --> 01:06:35,791
It's shittum!
936
01:06:39,749 --> 01:06:43,499
News flash:
Mit Kronk chosen Big Dummy
937
01:06:49,999 --> 01:06:53,457
If the Mushery is working,
there's no problem.
938
01:06:53,582 --> 01:06:56,207
Untreated mush
was distributed all over.
939
01:06:56,374 --> 01:06:58,332
We'll find him and execute him.
940
01:06:58,499 --> 01:07:00,374
Don't.
Bring him here first.
941
01:07:00,499 --> 01:07:02,124
The General gave orders.
942
01:07:02,291 --> 01:07:03,874
I'm the next Gen...
943
01:08:21,624 --> 01:08:22,832
Come out!
944
01:08:25,707 --> 01:08:26,499
You?
945
01:08:26,666 --> 01:08:30,124
My mother died,
or I'd have come with my ticket.
946
01:08:30,541 --> 01:08:31,499
Don't kill me.
947
01:08:37,332 --> 01:08:38,499
Put this back on.
948
01:08:50,124 --> 01:08:52,999
It's you I want more than anyone.
949
01:08:54,124 --> 01:08:55,082
Are you a terrorist?
950
01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:01,624
I love you.
951
01:09:01,791 --> 01:09:03,291
I always have.
952
01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:06,082
Spare me.
I wanted to be chosen.
953
01:09:06,916 --> 01:09:08,541
Who knew
you were a dykery?
954
01:09:09,499 --> 01:09:10,582
Take pity!
955
01:09:24,749 --> 01:09:25,874
You won't shoot me.
956
01:09:26,082 --> 01:09:27,499
Dykery is blasphemery.
957
01:09:27,624 --> 01:09:29,916
I have a cockard like all boys.
958
01:09:33,291 --> 01:09:36,124
The first time
I ever really wanted someone.
959
01:09:37,499 --> 01:09:39,749
You were so beautiful.
960
01:09:40,624 --> 01:09:43,582
I wanted to wed you,
to have your girls.
961
01:09:47,332 --> 01:09:48,041
Kiss me.
962
01:09:49,124 --> 01:09:51,624
Like before...
like in my dreams.
963
01:09:51,791 --> 01:09:52,874
I don't want to.
964
01:09:53,082 --> 01:09:53,791
You do.
965
01:09:54,499 --> 01:09:56,166
Shut your eyes or die.
966
01:10:04,624 --> 01:10:06,332
Kiss me again.
967
01:10:27,749 --> 01:10:29,499
Don't stop.
968
01:10:44,249 --> 01:10:46,541
It's serious.
They won't eat mush.
969
01:10:46,707 --> 01:10:48,707
Your mother may send troops.
970
01:10:48,874 --> 01:10:50,916
We'll wait. I'll find a plan.
971
01:10:51,124 --> 01:10:52,582
Find it fast.
972
01:11:19,916 --> 01:11:20,874
Look.
973
01:11:22,291 --> 01:11:23,791
Jacky...
974
01:11:26,332 --> 01:11:28,582
They think you came as an officer
975
01:11:28,749 --> 01:11:30,582
because you had no monery.
976
01:11:31,124 --> 01:11:32,999
That you did it out of love.
977
01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:34,332
Oh Bubunne...
978
01:11:36,207 --> 01:11:37,541
What do we do?
979
01:12:00,666 --> 01:12:03,874
Listen up! Jacky is a hero!
980
01:12:05,457 --> 01:12:07,582
The Ball was too expensive!
981
01:12:08,999 --> 01:12:11,041
Mush is shittum!
982
01:12:12,416 --> 01:12:13,332
Follow me!
983
01:12:27,374 --> 01:12:29,124
I don't know what to think.
984
01:12:30,666 --> 01:12:32,082
Or what I like.
985
01:12:33,124 --> 01:12:34,499
Or who I am.
986
01:12:35,541 --> 01:12:37,666
I've always pretended.
987
01:12:38,457 --> 01:12:40,374
I love who you are.
988
01:12:40,582 --> 01:12:42,666
Even if you don't know.
989
01:12:43,624 --> 01:12:44,582
Really?
990
01:12:44,832 --> 01:12:46,166
Everything's fine.
991
01:12:46,332 --> 01:12:48,749
You're not a dykery.
Good start.
992
01:12:50,124 --> 01:12:51,499
We'll go away.
993
01:12:51,666 --> 01:12:53,707
Both of us, far from here.
994
01:12:54,207 --> 01:12:56,291
We'll live naked, on a beach.
995
01:12:56,457 --> 01:12:58,499
Write stories for each other.
996
01:12:58,624 --> 01:12:59,707
We'll laugh.
997
01:13:02,541 --> 01:13:03,832
Hold me tight.
998
01:13:09,541 --> 01:13:10,666
There he is.
999
01:13:10,832 --> 01:13:12,207
I smelled man sweat.
1000
01:13:12,874 --> 01:13:14,166
What are you doing?
1001
01:13:14,332 --> 01:13:17,166
You're not General yet.
I'm doing my job.
1002
01:13:26,124 --> 01:13:27,999
It's me... your Big Dummy.
1003
01:13:28,332 --> 01:13:29,416
Beat it!
1004
01:13:30,124 --> 01:13:31,416
I was chosen.
1005
01:13:32,207 --> 01:13:33,082
It's over.
1006
01:13:33,499 --> 01:13:35,291
Go mash your shittum!
1007
01:13:35,457 --> 01:13:36,707
Give us back Jacky!
1008
01:13:36,874 --> 01:13:38,582
He's the people's dummy!
1009
01:13:44,249 --> 01:13:45,374
Let's go in!
1010
01:13:50,624 --> 01:13:51,999
You know what?
1011
01:13:52,457 --> 01:13:53,499
You listening?
1012
01:13:54,249 --> 01:13:55,624
I'll take a stick...
1013
01:13:56,582 --> 01:13:58,999
And hit you under your eyes.
1014
01:13:59,541 --> 01:14:00,874
Then the forehead.
1015
01:14:01,082 --> 01:14:02,416
As hard as I can.
1016
01:14:03,207 --> 01:14:05,999
After a while,
when your eyes stop seeing,
1017
01:14:06,249 --> 01:14:08,041
I'll pop them both out.
1018
01:14:08,791 --> 01:14:10,541
And put them in your mouth.
1019
01:14:10,707 --> 01:14:12,416
Then I'll take your jaw
1020
01:14:13,207 --> 01:14:16,041
and force you to chew your eyes.
1021
01:14:17,041 --> 01:14:20,124
Then I'll wipe your eye juice...
1022
01:14:24,332 --> 01:14:25,374
Come here!
1023
01:14:31,499 --> 01:14:33,291
We don't even have TV.
1024
01:15:04,791 --> 01:15:06,166
Here's the hero.
1025
01:15:07,791 --> 01:15:09,124
Not kneeling?
1026
01:15:09,291 --> 01:15:11,874
We're sentenced to die.
So why kneel?
1027
01:15:12,999 --> 01:15:15,041
He has a strong personality.
1028
01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:17,916
Time is of the essence.
I'll hurry.
1029
01:15:18,249 --> 01:15:20,457
I have excellent news for you.
1030
01:15:21,207 --> 01:15:23,499
I want you to marry my daughter.
1031
01:15:24,541 --> 01:15:26,582
You're the idol of the people.
1032
01:15:26,749 --> 01:15:30,124
Instead of killing them,
I'll make you Big Dummy.
1033
01:15:30,499 --> 01:15:32,499
Jacky, this is so wonderful!
1034
01:15:32,624 --> 01:15:34,874
Your daughter refuses the post.
1035
01:15:35,082 --> 01:15:36,707
I've changed my mind.
1036
01:15:36,874 --> 01:15:38,374
I want to be General.
1037
01:15:38,499 --> 01:15:40,874
Marry me.
The people want it. Me too.
1038
01:15:42,082 --> 01:15:43,207
So it's settled.
1039
01:15:43,916 --> 01:15:45,874
Shall I hang them
as a wedding gift?
1040
01:15:48,541 --> 01:15:49,582
Not really.
1041
01:15:51,582 --> 01:15:53,207
We didn't do anything.
1042
01:15:53,374 --> 01:15:54,374
Please, Jacky!
1043
01:15:55,332 --> 01:15:56,249
We love you.
1044
01:15:56,416 --> 01:15:57,541
No, Majesty.
1045
01:15:57,874 --> 01:15:59,582
Plebs don't have it easy.
1046
01:16:00,166 --> 01:16:00,916
As you wish.
1047
01:16:09,999 --> 01:16:11,249
What are you doing?
1048
01:16:14,791 --> 01:16:15,582
Mother...
1049
01:16:15,916 --> 01:16:17,166
Cutting out your...
1050
01:16:18,666 --> 01:16:20,207
He knows your secret.
1051
01:16:20,582 --> 01:16:22,166
Stick out your tonguery.
1052
01:17:15,499 --> 01:17:17,874
You can be a real woman
if you want to.
1053
01:17:20,207 --> 01:17:21,874
You have a magic tonguery.
1054
01:17:22,082 --> 01:17:23,916
I couldn't live without it.
1055
01:17:24,124 --> 01:17:25,541
Nor I, without yours.
1056
01:17:26,541 --> 01:17:28,082
So we're equals.
1057
01:17:28,499 --> 01:17:29,707
We are.
1058
01:17:37,374 --> 01:17:38,207
Majesty!
1059
01:17:51,749 --> 01:17:53,749
We want a democratage!
1060
01:17:53,916 --> 01:17:56,249
Kill everyone
until we find Jacky!
1061
01:17:59,707 --> 01:18:01,749
Keep on looking for him.
1062
01:18:05,707 --> 01:18:08,541
Calm down.
It's me, Jacky. I'm alive.
1063
01:18:08,707 --> 01:18:09,666
I'm alive.
1064
01:18:11,041 --> 01:18:12,666
Plebs, worry not.
1065
01:18:12,832 --> 01:18:14,541
I am the new General.
1066
01:18:15,291 --> 01:18:18,124
And I've chosen my Big Dummy.
It's Jacky.
1067
01:18:18,291 --> 01:18:20,832
I was chosen.
I am the Big Dummy.
1068
01:18:25,624 --> 01:18:27,541
I'm so happy to see you.
1069
01:18:27,707 --> 01:18:30,041
I figured you dead.
I was seeing red.
1070
01:18:30,207 --> 01:18:32,416
I am happy. I found love.
1071
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,124
Quick bullet in her head?
1072
01:18:34,624 --> 01:18:36,916
Love is love... No fighting it.
1073
01:18:40,499 --> 01:18:41,499
General...
1074
01:18:41,624 --> 01:18:42,791
This is Julio.
1075
01:19:07,249 --> 01:19:09,791
With the Mushery in disrepair,
1076
01:19:09,999 --> 01:19:13,791
the General accepted foreign aid,
to everyone's delight.
1077
01:19:14,332 --> 01:19:16,332
The kid can wait.
1078
01:19:16,499 --> 01:19:18,416
Beat it. It's for us.
1079
01:19:18,999 --> 01:19:22,124
A huge program
for growing plantums was initiated.
1080
01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:24,916
Jacky, our new Big Dummy, toured
1081
01:19:25,124 --> 01:19:27,457
and promoted eating plantums.
1082
01:19:27,832 --> 01:19:30,499
The interesting thing about plantums
1083
01:19:30,624 --> 01:19:33,666
is that you just plant them
and they grow.
1084
01:19:35,332 --> 01:19:37,499
Pretty... but a little green.
1085
01:19:39,374 --> 01:19:40,541
To set an example,
1086
01:19:40,707 --> 01:19:43,916
holy horsums help with the crops.
1087
01:19:47,332 --> 01:19:49,666
The man known as
"the people's Jacky"
1088
01:19:49,832 --> 01:19:51,499
returned to Museau
1089
01:19:51,624 --> 01:19:53,457
where he was not forgotten.
1090
01:19:53,582 --> 01:19:56,582
Cheered and acclaimed,
he showed everyone
1091
01:19:56,749 --> 01:19:58,916
he was the same simple man
as before,
1092
01:19:59,124 --> 01:20:02,499
thrilled to rediscover
the streets of his childhood.
1093
01:20:02,666 --> 01:20:06,249
He kissed everyone
and celebrated the people.
1094
01:20:14,749 --> 01:20:17,416
Just a few words, Jacky.
1095
01:20:17,624 --> 01:20:21,041
Lots of joy, lots of emotions,
coming back.
1096
01:20:22,082 --> 01:20:24,916
Coming back to Museau,
my childhood town.
1097
01:20:25,666 --> 01:20:29,791
I think of lots of people.
Mom, who'd be proud of me...
1098
01:20:37,374 --> 01:20:41,499
The people's Jacky
stayed close to us.
1099
01:20:42,041 --> 01:20:44,874
We always believed in him!
1100
01:20:45,249 --> 01:20:48,457
And today... we're happy!
1101
01:20:49,207 --> 01:20:50,791
One last word?
1102
01:20:50,999 --> 01:20:55,082
The last word is that...
family is what counts most.
1103
01:20:55,541 --> 01:20:57,207
You're my favorite!
1104
01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:02,874
A first in our country,
1105
01:21:03,082 --> 01:21:06,916
Jacky celebrated the creation
of schools open to boys.
1106
01:21:07,124 --> 01:21:10,791
These "Jackeries"
are a source of pride to plebs.
1107
01:21:11,291 --> 01:21:13,457
We're proud of you
1108
01:21:13,582 --> 01:21:16,916
and to show you,
Fufu wrote a little poestry.
1109
01:21:18,416 --> 01:21:22,291
"Jacky, a pal indeed.
No more mush in which we peed.
1110
01:21:22,457 --> 01:21:24,499
"Now we have books to read."
1111
01:21:29,332 --> 01:21:31,082
When is the wedding?
1112
01:21:31,582 --> 01:21:32,749
In two weeks.
1113
01:21:38,874 --> 01:21:41,082
I'm proud of you, Big Dummy.
1114
01:22:11,124 --> 01:22:13,249
We'll change the world
1115
01:22:13,416 --> 01:22:14,791
thanks to our love.
1116
01:23:13,999 --> 01:23:17,124
Democratic and Popular
Republic of Bubunne,
1117
01:23:18,499 --> 01:23:20,332
First Class and Plebery,
1118
01:23:21,332 --> 01:23:22,499
my people.
1119
01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:33,832
In these troubled times
1120
01:23:34,166 --> 01:23:36,416
that cast your lives in turmoil,
1121
01:23:36,874 --> 01:23:38,624
I owe you the truth.
1122
01:23:38,874 --> 01:23:40,332
The whole truth.
1123
01:24:16,874 --> 01:24:19,666
My mother had seven boys, not six.
1124
01:24:22,457 --> 01:24:26,041
For her,
I've pretended all these years.
1125
01:24:26,499 --> 01:24:29,582
But that's over. No more pretending.
1126
01:24:30,749 --> 01:24:32,499
Our love is still strong
1127
01:24:32,624 --> 01:24:34,124
because love is love,
1128
01:24:34,291 --> 01:24:36,457
cockard or not.
1129
01:24:37,666 --> 01:24:38,499
Come on!
1130
01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:49,332
Blasphemery!
1131
01:29:41,124 --> 01:29:43,999
Subtitles by Andrew Litvack
1132
01:29:44,457 --> 01:29:47,166
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