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All right, guys, I got the video rolling on my phone. I'm here with Ellie Eilish.

Hello. And we just met today. Yes, we did.

But she did DM me.

Yeah. I decided to reach out to you through DMs, which is not normally

natural for me.

Really? It's usually dudes sliding into your DMs. Exactly. It's the other way

around. Yeah.

Shockingly, you didn't slide into mine.

But what made you slide into my DMs? Tell all the fans, all the followers out

there. Because I saw the Naomi Swan video, and I was like, that's really

cool. Like, they were out in public. I was like, thanks for public.

And it just looked really hot of her, like, the point of view. I like how real

it looks, I guess.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, so you saw it before it got taken down.

Yeah, yeah.

Because it was pretty scandalous.

You're sure you're cool to do something scandalous like that out in public? I've

been trying to get my hands on something like that.

So you have, like, a public fetish? I do. I do. interesting yeah yeah she was

that was a rollerblading one yeah yeah she was rollerblading through town and

she's like and i was kind of running behind her she had these nice shorts on

and you guys like got a lot of stuff done behind it like a like i don't know

somewhere around like an alley yeah that actually what you didn't hear is the guy

that lived in that house Yeah, the ending of the video. It's like we don't

see the real ending. No, no.

I didn't hear, like, I accidentally cut as we're doing doggy, and then I was

like, okay, why don't you try to get on top? And she was like, no, I think we're

pushing it too much.

And she was right, because ten seconds later, the guy comes around and goes,

this alley not for fucking!

That would have been a good... So you didn't see that part, but yeah, I was

scared of the cop.

I can't be a sex offender.

That would ruin my whole life.

So we have to be careful. We can't get arrested.

Exhibition. Exactly.

First world exhibitionism problems.

So can you just make me that deal that we can have fun, we can do public stuff,

but we got to watch out for the cops.

We got to watch out for the civilians.

Especially, we can't even do it. I mean, we have to just, but I think we can do

something. We can put the envelope to a fun point. I think we're going to get

more than.

I think we're going to get something we're happy with. Well, let's practice.

Let's practice. Stand up. Stand up.

All right. Well, the key, I mean, you're already wearing the perfect outfit.

Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, a little easy accent.

Yeah, I think that's what I'm saying. What kind of, let's, here, let me, here,

you stand here.

Show me the, what panties you're wearing.

Um, I just picked this out. All right. Yeah, those are pretty good. Oh. Pink

and cheeky. Bring that ass over here. Bring that ass over here.

All right, so now cover the ass just like we're in public. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're walking along. We're walking along. But, but.

I say, hey, there's no cars right now. Shut your ass.

Oh, that's pretty good. Hold on. Do a better reveal. Yeah. Like start with it.

Not reveal. Actually, try over your other shoulder.

Yeah. And just go. Just go.

Oh,

that was a great ass reveal.

That's a great ass reveal.

You're a natural.

You are a natural and you're so hot. Now do just a panty peak reveal.

Yeah. Oh, that's good.

But you can explain. Oh, the tits come out too?

Perfect. Perfect.

The only problem I foresee is the panties.

Because we want the easy access.

Oh, I have an idea. So we're going to put the panties back on, but in the

library or the alley, wherever we are, you should take the panties off and hand

them to me and I can put them in my pocket.

So let's do a practice.

Pretty sexy. That was pretty sexy. That was a B. It was a good first start.

So put them back on. The key is when you take them off, we gotta kind of like B

the put V get revealed.

But the dress was kind of blocking.

Oh yes.

Look at that ass.

What happened here? Did you get burned?

Yes. It looks like a burn.

I've been burned several times. Silly burn.

Kind of hot. Add character to your ass.

I've been told it looks like a birthmark, so we're going to go with

that. Okay, birth burn mark.

A birth burn mark. A burn mark.

Okay, so yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Hold the dress up with one hand.

You did it.

You did the perfect pussy reveal. One more time. One more time.

That was perfect.

Oh, and you have this for putting your hair up? Oh, no, that's not for your

hair. I do have a ponytail, though.

Oh, okay. Just sometimes we might need to put it. All right, now show that

pussy.

Oh, that's a great reveal.

That's a great reveal. Now pull them up and try a from-behind reveal.

Yeah, pull the dress way up.

And then show that pussy.

Oh, I can help.

Oh, yeah.

Then lean forward and spread.

You do your right ass and I'll do my left, your left ass.

That's a perfect, that's hot.

Okay, now let's get the panties back on.

You are killing this, darling.

You're like just in two minutes improved so much at the reveal.

All right, now the key is I'm also wearing easy access pants.

So try to, why don't you take my cock out?

No, no, no, through the fly. Through the fly. You got to keep the button. Oh

yeah, we got to keep it. Keep it buttoned.

What happened to you?

I am a very clumsy girl. I got stitches on my fingers right now.

That's hot.

Were you fingering some, like... Yeah, I can take the band-aid off.

No, were you fingering someone's, like, rough pussy?

Yeah. It was a dangerous pussy.

What about that reveal?

That wasn't as hard as I thought.

Are you talking about the reveal or the cock? I don't know.

Yes, exactly. You're funny.

It's about a 75%.

Give me a little fluffage to get it to full erect.

Yes.

That's great.

Just get a little lower, as low as you can possibly get. You can bend my dick

down.

Perfect. I just don't want to hurt you, but I guess if it doesn't hurt. Bend as

much as you want. You've got to get that good angle.

Yes.

Okay, so now we should try it outside as if we're in public.

So the key is you stand back up.

Look around.

Yep. And I stand back up.

And you grab my cock like you're leading me by the cock.

Okay. So turn around.

And then you're blocking the people in front that can't see that my cock is up.

Okay. And you just walk me outside.

We're blocking you. Yes, exactly.

And you just walk me outside.

Very public.

Yeah, exactly. Let's go this way. Oh, it's good.

It's really good.

Yeah? We're doing it. Yeah. We're moving as one unit.

Why don't you switch hands? Why don't you switch hands? Okay.

yeah that's yes perfect hold on hold on yeah you gotta block we gotta make sure

there's no way okay let's go let's go right to the left there around this

corner this is like a perfect example of like a blocking area you know what i'm

saying you know what i'm saying

Fucking hot.

Where'd you get those eyes?

We might have to be quiet if we do this in a library.

Exactly. We've got to work on her.

You're really good.

It feels great.

Make it as low as you can get.

Look up at the camera.

Good stroke, yeah.

Okay, so now hand me the panties again. Do a panty reveal.

Yes. I can hold this.

Oh, that's such a nice pussy.

Stand up, stand up. Give me those panties.

So if we're here, you can take them off. If that's the case, you've got to get

them off your feet at least one foot to access.

Now let's try to do it in the next position, okay?

all right i'm just gonna lie down you have to really use those legs put here

and put here pull that dress up yeah you can work it in slow yes

oh that's good oh that's really good oh that's really nice yeah you can

put your weight on me don't worry about it yeah i can take these out

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, now lean back, lean back.

Yeah, put your hands.

That's good.

Try the ground.

Yes. I'll go in and out slowly.

That looks so damn good.

Yes.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Are you sure you've never done that before?

I never.

I'm on your pussy, okay?

Take it out, take it out.

Oh, shit, I got it on the dress.

This is the bit.

Oh, it's so hot.

I'm multi-orgasmic, by the way.

That's very cool.

That won't be the first one.

That's awesome.

It's all over me.

It sure is.

Oh, my God.

Jesus.

Can I put it back in?

Gotta make sure there's no juice.

You're not on the pill or anything, right?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you are?

Oh, yeah, I am. Okay, let's put it back in.

It's still hard.

That was an amazing practice, but let's walk to the library. Let's walk to the

library, okay?

Oh, wow.

You are a God-special creature, aren't you?

I'm so glad you slid into my dance.

I am, too.

This is fun.

It's so hot.

Are you still rubbing your glint on me or something? I'm confused what you're

doing. Yeah, it feels good when I squeeze it. Do it again, do it again.

They just come everywhere.

Yes, there is.

I've got to

learn to hold my phone better without my fingers getting in the way.

Look at me over your right shoulder.

Oh, there you are.

Hello.

Oh, yeah.

There's great.

Oh, my gosh. This feels so good.

Put your right hand right here.

Yes. Spread that out right there.

Yes.

So good.

So good.

In fact, go slow.

We forgot to do our mission.

Let me try some doggy style.

Your legs. I mean, that was like a whole gym workout. Great job.

That was incredible.

Okay.

What do you think so far of our mission? We haven't even gotten past the front

door. Turn around.

Bend forward.

Yes, yes.

Can you make your legs wider so you're lower?

Yes.

I hope the neighbors don't see this.

No, they don't.

A little closer to get us a little bit higher back up. Yes.

Yeah, I like it a lot.

They should start the video.

Put those on now so we can take them off at the library.

Well, now that we're done with this scene.

Well, that was, yeah, that was supposed to be a practice, but it turned into a

three position.

I think it worked out good. I think it worked out great. How many times did you

come?

Can you twerk it? Can you twerk?

Oh, my God, look at that hat.

Are you okay with spanks or not totally fine? I like spanking. You like

spanking? Yeah.

But I like that a lot, actually.

You have such a good butt.

Okay, let's go on that walk. I love taking long walks.

That's how I walk.

No, I love taking long walks.

It's my favorite thing to do.

Really? You're a walker? Me too. Yeah, I just like to look around and listen to

music or sing to myself.

You like music?

Do you like dancing?

I like dancing a lot.

Alright, let's go in this. This is a perfect little public off-road.

Garden. Watch out for dog excrement.

I love nature. I'm a big mutual fan.

Oh, my God.

Wait, did you? Oh, there's people.

We'll stop for a second. But just tell me you didn't.

The panties are on right now, right? Yes.

My panties are on.

Okay, look.

Do you see any cops behind me? No, but I see some construction workers.

I'll always look behind you, and you always look behind me.

The cops.

I like

being

outside.

Construction workers aren't looking, are they? I think they'd like it.

They'd like it?

All right, let's walk me.

We're walking, we're walking, we're walking.

Switch hands, switch hands.

All right, you're blocking that skater guy.

Fucked up my shit. Alright, we're walking. We're walking. We're walking.

Oh, oh, well, yeah. I'm just gonna put it away, I guess.

Thank you for blocking me.

Yeah.

We're just making out. We're just making out.

We're necking. We're necking.

Oh,

yeah.

Gardening.

We had to hide it because everybody wanted to walk in it. All right, let's

get to this library. Let's get to this library.

That's what I came for. Yeah.

So what about the Kendra Sunderland library video turned you

on so much?

Well, one, other than the fact that her being really hot. Yeah.

And that video going very viral.

Yeah.

It's cool.

town where I was always at the library.

Really? And it was just like a... Oh, it's this way.

I'm excited, sorry.

You grew up in a town, you were always at the library. So were you like a

bookworm? Kind of, a little outcast, I guess.

But in the library, I just over time... Yeah, I know.

It's just over time it became a very like...

It's a comfortable, sexual place for me. Really?

It's quiet.

I don't know what it is about it. It's just the environment is calming.

Jesus.

Do you masturbate in the library?

I mean, yeah, if you can get away with it. Most of the time you can't,

especially when you go there a lot. They're not watching you the whole time.

They're like, oh, that's the girl that always sits in the back corner. Well,

why am I in the back corner?

I wonder why.

You are sexy.

Why, thank you.

So you like to read, you like to dance, and you like to walk.

Yep, I like to take long walks, dance around.

Do another dance twirl.

Good.

Yes. Ta-da.

Ta-da.

I guess I got to stretch for this.

Yep, stretch it out, stretch it out. Hold on, you got to stretch the other

way, though.

Oh, yeah.

You might need to do the, oh, yeah.

All right, now some dancing.

That was awesome.

You're fucking great.

I love the DJ scratch at the end.

All right, let's get to the library so we can shut our mouth.

All right, you're right, but I'm just not sure. This local library, it might

be too small.

I'm not sure how many clicks.

private stuff there is, so if it doesn't work out here. We'll go to two. Okay,

yeah, yeah, we'll check out.

We'll check out another ride.

Guys, you have a nice ass.

This way, this way.

Keep you on camera.

There you are.

You are so photogenic.

You really are.

Let me know if I'm going to walk into anything.

Alright.

There's a lady back there, right? But she's pretty far away. Yeah, I'll let

you know.

Is she hot?

Are you into girls?

I am.

I like to date men, but I like to sleep with women.

That's fucking amazing.

Yeah, me and my boyfriend are in a relationship like that too.

Really? Yeah.

You have a really cool boyfriend.

Yeah, right?

Does he know you're here today? Oh, yeah. No, he knows, like, he did, he

researched things for me. That's amazing. He's two steps ahead of me.

That's amazing.

So you guys have threesomes?

Uh-huh. That's how we met.

Wait, what do you mean?

Um, I knew him through, remember I told you I met him through a friend, right?

Yeah. Well, we all three had a threesome.

And then you're like, oh, this is nice.

Yeah, it was nice.

Like all the passion and stuff.

And it was a new thing for me, too.

Cool. I was new to the city.

I moved to Texas.

Oh. And, yeah. Where did you move to Texas from?

I moved from Ohio.

Yes, I was pretty much raised in Ohio, but I was born in West Virginia.

So when did you have your sexual liberation?

Really, really young.

I've always been a pretty... I've always been a nympho.

I remember masturbating when I was too young to know what that is.

Just kind of humping a pillow?

Yeah, I like to hump things like stools.

There's a stool I would always hump, and I don't have a huge... I would hump

things in the bathroom, like the sink and stuff.

I just kind of like wet myself on it.

Nothing is too dirty when I say toilet, but it's just a good height.

Yep. So it was a good height.

You are so naughty.

There is a car.

I'm trying to go by.

But... Naughty.

Alright, put him away.

You're good.

See? You and me think alike.

It's like, get in, strike, flash, unflash. Let it out.

YOLO.

Do you see cars behind you?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, there's a car. Yeah, yeah. We'll have to wait.

Oh, my God.

Is it a cop? No. Okay. That's all I care about.

We already did it halfway.

Holy cow.

Oh, there she is.

She's up on the ledge.

She's looking so good. Oh, that's a fun dance.

Okay, we're good now.

Oh my god.

Are you kidding me? Take them off, quick, quick.

Oh my god.

Here, I'll take them off, take them off.

In the pocket, in the pocket.

You hold those for me.

Oh, there's a biker.

Oh, there's some people. Okay, now we're good, we're good.

We're free-lipping. Oh, Jesus.

You saved me, that was real close.

I was like... Half an inch away.

And it was a pointy one. It wasn't like a flat pole.

It was like a... It would have been like a really hurt pole.

Come on!

Run, run, run, run, run!

Yay!

You're fine.

I'm glad you DM'd me.

No, we should, yeah.

Okay.

Perfect. Such a nice one.

Such a nice one.

All right, look to your left. Do you see any cops?

No.

But I do see a bunch of cars. Yes. I see the library.

Yes.

Yay. Are you getting wet? Are you getting wet?

I'm, like, getting wet.

I'm, like, fucked.

Quiet. It is.

Silent and, like, judgment-free. Just knowledge.

Yes.

Sorry. Wait, is this the entrance?

Hold on, I have to be discreet that I'm filming. So maybe I'll just put the

phone in my pocket.

Hold on, hold on. Do you still see the lens?

Yeah, I do.

But this must not be the door.

No, I see people.

So let's go around.

There's a bunch of places that we might be able to... Shut up. ...show stuff.

Really?

You're fine.

You're fine.

My God.

Let's get in there. Let's get in there.

The phone's in my pocket, guys. The phone is in my pocket. I'm just to get

by security yet.

Thank you.

oh wow we are in the right section actually i like all these old ones emily

takes a bunch of poetry

That was epic.

That was such a good double entendre. It's a great dad joke. I love dad jokes.

See if I haven't written any of these.

Keep stroking. Multitasking. Multitasking. That's good multitasking.

Yeah?

Yes,

keep stroking.

Find the sexy books.

Yes, sexy books.

Very small.

My boyfriend loves my poop.

I love that your boyfriend's okay with you sucking my cock in the library.

That's really cool.

Well, he likes that stuff too.

Remember? We're all birds.

Let's try going back to the first area. Hopefully that lady and her kid are

gone. That seems like a problem.

Like even like a tip-tip, is that too crazy?

Lean forward.

If you can look back at me this will be the most epic footage in the

world. Oh my god

Oh, this one. What about this one right here?

Goosebumps Horrorland.

Goosebumps!

That's a cute movie.

Mm-hmm.

Straighten them back out.

Mm-hmm.

Little O3 tissue in there.

Little bit.

Thank you.

My baby.

Oh, yeah,

you think you can make yourself go?

Just sit back on your butt for a second.

Just make sure no one's going to see myself.

It was an old lady. She got a new one.

I keep doing it.

Thank you.

10 hugs.

How long do you think this story gets banned?

30 seconds?

Yeah.

There's that lady again, actually. I know, I know.

Is she looking?

Oh, there she is.

She knows what's going on.

She just wants a selfie?

Yeah, she wants it on it. Should we return some jizz, some cookie juice?

Well, we did it. I can't believe we did it. In the library.

I was expecting a bit of like, a bit of flashing.

Yeah. And then you came.

It was great. It was like Christmas for everybody.

This is one of my best ever.

Alright, thank you so much for coming.

Thank you for coming on me.

Bye.

Bye.