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Yeah, and every now and then we see some people walking and shit.

We'll see, we'll see. Who do we have?

Who do we have?

Who do we have?

Who do we have? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude.

You're not going to help me point that out?

There is no traffic.

Yeah, there is. Behind me.

Oh, shit.

Good. Stay with her. Stay with her. On the street. On the street. On the

street. You can't just drive on the sidewalk.

Hey,

how you doing?

Beautiful day for a bike ride. You got the right idea.

Yeah.

Where are you headed?

Okay.

We'll go with you. Let's go.

She said, okay.

Well,

I just have a, I have a tube channel.

Uh, could I talk to you for a second?

It's either that or I follow you all the way to the beach.

Yeah, just a tube channel. Yeah, we fuck around and kind of meet people.

Okay. It's called Meet Us.

Meet Us. I've never heard of you guys. What do you guys do?

We meet people.

Okay.

No, you caught our eye. We were headed, you know, somewhere, but like you caught

our eye and you just, man, that bike looks great. You driving it looks great.

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I was just saying that you looked really good on that

bike. Oh, thanks.

Thanks. Yeah, that bike, it's a perfect match for you.

So you guys just interview people off the street or something for your

channel? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Yeah, it's called Meet Us.

So, you want to meet us?

I'll give you $100 before you answer that.

$100? Yeah, because if we don't...

Basically, if we don't give it to people, then the government takes it,

you know, Uncle Sam.

Okay, well, I'm not going to turn down $100.

Yeah.

So, oh, look, I think this red van or something, I think

they're circling back for you. Do you know them?

No, I don't. It's probably just because we're standing here like this.

All right, you should give them a wave.

Yeah.

That's nice.

People care.

Yeah, people care. Of course.

You know. But, oh, here's your hundred.

Oh, thank you.

So, I mean, this is, yeah, this is, I mean, you're, I mean, you're not too far

from the beach, a little bit. Yeah. That's a nice little stroll.

What's your name, by the way? I'm Dase.

Dase.

Dase? Yeah.

Nice to meet you guys.

Was your...

Was your mom like an artist or something?

It's a Yugoslavian name. Oh, I'm so sorry. Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, Dase it is. All right. What is it? Does it have a meaning or anything or

no? It's a flower in Yugoslavia.

Oh, nice.

So she's like a tree hugger. Yeah, so instead of like Daisy or Rose or

something, it's Dase. She named you Dase. Oh, that's cute.

That's nice.

Yeah, so.

Are you from here, Florida?

No, I'm on vacation, actually.

Oh, my God. You know what? You look like you're on vacation now that you say

that.

Vacation vibes.

Yeah, that's why I'm just cruising my bike down to the beach. I've got my

towel with me. Where are you from?

I'm from California, actually.

Cali. Yeah, you do got the Cali vibes.

You got Cali vibes going right now. Beach cruiser and shit like that.

I thought I'd come check out Miami.

Yeah, we got better beaches.

Your beaches are like, your beach waters are super cold.

They have big old fucking fish that eat people. They're called sharks.

Yeah, there's no sharks in Miami. No, there's sharks, but you got big ones.

Okay, I was going to say.

You guys have really big ones.

Yeah, I'm just down here visiting a girlfriend from college and not doing

anything for the week. See, if we didn't stop to talk to you, we would never met

Dase from California on her vacation.

What do you plan on doing in Florida while you're here? Do you have any

plans? I'm relaxing and recharging from work.

Oh, nice. I'm not trying to look at my phone.

I'm hitting the beach as much as I can.

Nice. Letting them all just kind of be free and hang out, huh? Yeah,

absolutely. You know we have nude beaches here.

You do?

Yeah, we do. I would fucking, I'd love to hit the nude beach.

Seriously? Yeah, put some sunscreen on for sure. Are you kidding?

Yeah. I mean... I've never been to one, so... I mean, but you know what you have

to do at the nude beach, though.

Well, yeah, but everyone's doing it, so it's not a thing, right?

Well, I mean... It is a thing. It is a thing. You would get naked?

Are you, like... I guess you get it from your mama.

I would at right, you know, time and place.

So, nude beach, that would be... Underneath the thing? Yeah.

Yeah?

Oh, okay. Well, that's cool.

I mean, that's, that's pretty, that's pretty cool. I mean, yeah, we have a

nude beach. You get naked there.

You can get naked on the nude beach. I can't believe you'd get naked. I want to

see your tits. I mean, shit.

I didn't wait. I didn't mean to blur that out. What I meant to say was, what

I meant to say was here, you know what? Oh, it's a little trick in, uh, this is

our little trick in, in, in Florida.

You kind of need these.

Yeah. For the sun?

Yeah, for the sun. Go ahead and take that out. There you go. Isn't that so

much better?

That's so much better. Look at you. You're sweating.

You're sweating.

Oh, there you go. Yeah, it's hot in Florida. See? Yeah. See, isn't that

nice? The humidity is something else out here. Yeah, that's something you learn

here in Florida. You always keep an umbrella with you because it also rains

a lot.

Wow, you're so hot. Do you want to... You know what? Why don't you take a ride

with us? We'll take you to the beach.

No, that's okay. It's just right down there. Why do you say no so quick?

Because, I mean, I did just meet you guys.

I know, but you're sweating like crazy.

I know, I'm melting out here. I know it's going to be even hotter.

Are you sure you don't want to like head to the, we'll take you to the beach.

It'll be such a look. Oh, look at this. I'm so cold. The AC is blowing in my

face.

Okay.

Okay, I would not.

in a car with strangers but i am dying in the seat look look you want some of

that put your face right here put your face right here there you go get some of

that get some of that you i'll leave you alone look i'll back i'll back up let

you have some of that there you go you guys don't mind my bike and everything

wait are you willing to come with us if you're willing to let me sit in your ac

i think so on a day like today i'm like it's right here oh my gosh

Yeah, you are sweating up a storm. Okay, look, why don't you let us drive you,

right? Why don't you let us drive you to the beach, and then, like, we can fuck

around, and we'll get you there faster. You can get some AC.

Okay, sounds good to me.

You're okay with it? I'm okay with that, yeah. Oh, my God, look, open the door

for her.

We're going to help you with it. Here, just, here, you want to, here, I'll hold

your bike.

You hop on in, and just, like, fold that.

Come on, Dylan, you got to get out and throw this bike in.

Go ahead, hop in, Dase.

We'll grab your bike for you.

so much better in the AC.

Yeah, it feels a lot better in here, huh?

Hi. Hey, how are you?

I'm going to leave this right here like that. I'm Dwayne.

There we go. Leave it right there.

Right there. How's that?

Look, we even got seatbelts for your bike.

Oh, hell yeah. How's that?

All right. So, yeah, we got like a little 10-minute stroll to the beach, I

guess, you know?

Okay? Okay.

Here, why don't you come down here?

It was Dose, right?

Dase. Dase. Dase.

Yeah, that's Dwayne. You guys both started with D.

Oh, yeah.

I got that in common.

Here, please, take your bag off. Get comfortable.

Here,

come down here.

Sit, sit here. Sit here. I got you. Just come down here.

Just relax.

Oh, you lost your money.

Oh, put it in your pocket.

So you guys just ride around and pay people off the street for interviews?

Well, yeah, we just get to know people. Give rides to girls? Well, we do other

things, too, but I didn't want to, like, I don't want to scare you with it, you

know? Yeah.

Scare me with it? What are you guys talking about?

Oh, we just do crazy shit. Like, we pay people to do, like, just crazy dumb

shit. It's like 500 bucks to do something, like, wild, you know? It's

like... Nothing you want to, you're concerned. I don't want to concern you

with that.

Whoa, whoa, no.

Hey, hey, hey.

Chill on the, I was just saying like show titties and shit. I wasn't like,

excuse what he said.

That's not what we do.

But show titties, yes. But I didn't, you know, I mean, you got big ones and I can

see your nipples, by the way. But that's fine. I wouldn't, you know, I mean.

You don't want to know about that.

No, no, no. Exactly.

I don't want you to get worried. No, no, no. We're just taking you to the beach.

We're having fun. We're just getting to know you. This is other shit we do.

That's all. Sometimes crazy girls get in the van and then we're like, hey, would

you show us tits for 500 bucks? And they're like, fuck yeah. And we're like,

oh shit, here's 500 bucks.

I mean, I don't want to like, that's like what other crazy, you're not like.

Yeah, I'm not showing you my titties. Exactly.

Yeah, exactly. No, exactly.

So don't, don't worry about it. That's why I wasn't even going to ask. I mean.

You have more like an ass type of deal. So, but anyways, anyways, I'd be more

like, you know, show me your ass type shit, but no, no, like, but it's okay.

We're not. Yeah, I'm not doing that.

No, no. I'm just trying to get to the point. I know, I know. Like, even if I

paid you a thousand, right? That's crazy. Like, no, you wouldn't do that. A

thousand dollars just to see my ass?

Just to see my ass. I mean, hypothetical is what I was, like, you, I was just

joking. I mean, you wouldn't. I mean, we have, we have crazy, we, listen, we do

pretty well with the view.

We do pretty well with the views, you know, on our channel.

Yeah, I'm good on that. I don't really want to show anybody my ass today.

Oh, okay. Yeah, no, no, no. Like, of course. I mean, I got, I got, hey, I'm

just going to throw that there. Like, I got, we got money.

There's plenty more where that came from. Like I said, we have this problem

that if we hold on to it, the government takes it. Uncle Sam.

Yeah. Crazy, right? The more we keep, the more he wants.

So we just like to give it away.

So, I mean, there's more where that came from. Okay.

If I need it. I mean, you know, I mean, $1,500.

But that's crazy, right? Like, you wouldn't do that for $1,500.

That's crazy, though. So, I would never. All you want is to see my ass.

For $1,500.

I mean, do we have $1,500? Yes.

Would we give it to you?

Yes. Are you saying you'd consider it?

I mean, that's a crazy amount of money just to see my ass. You know, hey, like,

and actually, let's think about it, right? Like, how much is this trip

costing you, right?

Yeah. Are you single? Vacation. I am single.

Oh, okay. I don't have anyone paying my bills but me.

Okay, see? So, like, so that's what I'm saying, right? This trip costs you X

dollars. You're by yourself. You're single.

I mean, $1,500, that's easily pay for your plane tickets, right?

Yeah.

Maybe a little bit more extra with some food and shit, right? Yeah.

And you just want to see my ass.

Which, um, are you saying that you would show more?

Or that it's just your butt? That's just a crazy amount of money to just be like,

hey, I want to see your ass. So I'm just trying to make sure what I'm getting

into here. Like, you just want to see it.

And then I get paid.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know what else there to do. Like, we're not trying to,

like, I mean, yeah, yeah, we would love to see it if you're willing to show us.

If you're willing to give me $1,500.

Yeah, look, there's, I don't know, probably 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

That's, like, 15 right there.

And there's more where that came from.

We just like having fun. We like to give back to the community.

And you're not going to do anything?

No, no, no. Listen, we don't cross any lines that you don't want us to cross.

I'm just saying, you know, you don't got to worry about that. You don't got to

worry about that.

Unless you want us to.

He gives good massages. Just throwing that out there. Just throwing it out

there. But I'm just, no pressure.

have to do is show you my ass for that it's a yes really i what the fuck put

that away take it put it in your put it in your pocket damn put that shit in

your pocket girl fucking wild day

Yeah, just turn around.

Oh, my God.

And you're going to film it?

I mean, yeah.

I mean, if you don't mind, we're just going to.

It's content.

I mean, we don't necessarily have to. Without your permission, we would not

show it. So with your permission. But right now, we're just filming.

It's not like we're live or anything.

You're going to post this somewhere?

We'll talk about that later. We're not like, no.

We'll talk about that later after you have the video of my ass.

But what I'm saying is like, we're not going to post it without your

permission. Okay.

That I promise you. Okay.

That's, that's not, that's not being cool.

Yeah. That's not being cool. We're cool.

All I'm saying is let's just see what content we get and then we'll talk about

it. Right.

Okay. Okay. Let's just see what content we get. That's all. Like content is

content. I mean.

All right. I'm going to show you my ass.

Right there, right there, right there. Just leave it like that. Whoa.

Holy mackerel.

Bend over.

Look, she's got matching underwear that matches her shirt.

I like to be coordinated.

Okay, you can pull the rest of it down.

Well,

you said you did like going to the nude beach, huh? Or that you would, huh? So I

guess you are pretty free.

So you are pretty free with your body, huh?

It's just a body, you know.

Oh, I like your attitude.

That's a good attitude to have, you know.

So you guys, oh, he's happy about this.

What do you mean?

He's always happy.

Yeah. The stick's coming out of his shorts.

Oh, what the fuck? Oh, it is. Sorry about that. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

You have a really big dick. I can't believe it's coming all the way out of

your shorts like that.

Yeah. Sometimes it's hard to have it, you know?

That's a great sound.

Jeez.

What? I think your ass called it out a little bit or something. I don't know.

Holy shit.

It's about as big as your booty. I can't think right now. It's been a long time.

I'm single, and I've never seen one that big, though.

Ah, you're just saying that. That's what you tell all the guys.

That's what you tell all the guys. Come on.

Come on.

I mean, he'll let you.

You want to see?

He'll let you touch it.

Will you take it out?

Yeah. How about this? I'll give you $500.

You show your tits, he'll show. Whoa.

You little whore. He showed out his dick already. This guy's too easy.

I was going to try to negotiate, man.

Let's negotiate.

Can we see some titties? We'll show you the dick.

Again.

Let's see some titties.

I'll even throw $500 in there.

$500 more dollars? Yeah, and he's going to show you his dick.

Again.

Would you stop? No one's going to do anything.

You are in a safe...

You're in a safe place, okay?

Okay, okay. All right?

You're the one that's staring at his dick. We should be like, hey, hey, hey,

we take it out. Don't be trying to grab it, right?

You better be careful, dude.

All right, if you'll show me your dick.

And $500.

Sweet.

Okay.

There you go, it's out. Look at that.

See, here's the dick.

Wow. Here they are.

Those are some nice tits.

Jeez.

Those titties, huh?

Whoa! Hey!

See that? See that double standard?

You see that? She took all that time to make sure that we don't do anything and

then she just freely touches your leg.

I couldn't help myself. Where's HR?

I'm so sorry.

No, no, no. Now you got to keep touching. Now you got to keep touching.

Well, listen, since it's only fair if you think it's fair, but I think it's

fair. Since you touched his leg, could he touch some titties?

Really?

You're going to think that hard about it? Yes, yes, he can.

Here, come closer to him so he can grab some titties.

This is all working out for everybody.

She's like, fuck it. I'm taking those off. It's hot in here. It is hot.

Ooh.

These are so nice.

Thank you.

Yeah, let me see.

You're a little bit more cozy.

Uh-oh.

Are you just going to rest his dick on your knee? On your kneecap.

Look at these nice little pink nipples.

Damn. You could grab him while he grabs you. Oh, no. Please do.

Look at that. Two hands.

Yeah.

Damn.

I've seriously never been with anyone this big.

Really? This is... So let me ask you.

Does it intrigue you? Or does it like... Like, are you like curious?

Or are you like, hell no, I would never do anything that big. Or is it more of a

like a, I wonder if...

fits kind of thing i'm super curious yeah i wonder if it fits oh sure um

damn just have a really nice day yeah oh she said it's nice okay

i'm gonna shut up then uh

maybe i could suck it would that be okay

sure that would be perfect

Let's see.

Oh my god.

It's as big as my face.

Damn.

I have to open my mouth as wide as it'll go. Oh my god.

Yeah, that's the biggest dick I've ever seen.

Does that feel good?

It fits so perfectly.

It barely fits.

I don't think it's gonna fit in me. Oh yeah?

I don't think it would even fit in my pussy. It'll definitely fit between

those tits.

Yeah? It'll fit between those tits. Let's try that. Let's see.

Oh, shit.

Uh-huh.

Let me get a spit on those balls.

You can spit that out.

There's only one way to find out if it'll fit.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. We're about to get stuck on this bus.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Here, let's see if you can hit it.

Oh, yeah.

You can stay down. Stay down. Stay down.

Right there.

Just pull these to the side. Yeah.

You're so fast. You're so fast. You're so fast.

It almost doesn't fit.

Oh, shit.

There we go.

Like that.

That feels really fucking good.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I got it in there.

Hell yeah.

I spread it open.

Haha.

Ugh.

Yeah.

Turn around.

Put that face down there. Keep that ass right up here.

Like this.

Oh yeah, I take that too.

That's what the fuck I'm talking about.

Oh, shit.

I don't know this, but...

I'll hold it open. I'll go to that shit right here.

Here we

go. Here we go.

Oh, shit.

Put that face down there. Turn around.

Okay. On your back. Yeah, just like that.

Oh, shit.

Look at that ass.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit, shit.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Mm-hmm.

That's it.

That's it.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

You know what I want to see?

What?

Okay, come down here.

It's a bicycle, you know.

All parts work.

Keep sucking on that bike.

No hands.

She's a trooper. Look at her. Uh-huh.

Yeah.

No, that's high.

I'll wait a second.

No, put it on the floor.

Go down to the floor. Oh, that's high, too.

Mm-hmm. Thanks, Dad. Absolutely.

There we go.

Just like that.

No.

Oh, my goodness.

There we go.

So close.

Shake it up.

Oh, yeah, there's a...

Yeah. Yeah, come on, you see?

Yeah, and on that face, come on. Yeah. Just like that.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

So you're in there.

Yeah, just a second.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, keep going.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Holy shiznit.

Damn, girl.

I hope we kind of hooked up your vacation.

That was the most fun I've had on this vacation.

No shit.

Really? That's fucking awesome.

Yeah, no problem.

Fuck yeah.

That was fucking great.

Shit,

here, you want some napkins? We got a couple napkins for you. Yeah, thank you

so much.

Wow, that's fucking pretty great.

You know, once you look on your map on your phone, you'll realize we're

literally two streets away from the beach. I think once you duck your head

in the ocean a couple times, you'll be fine.

Yeah.

Vacation.

Back to vacation.

But would you like, I don't know, maybe want to do more videos like this with

other people?

I don't know how long you're in town and stuff, but you're single, you got great

tits. I mean, you know, do this like professionally.

Yeah, I would get me to do this.

No shit?

Yeah, for sure. Okay, so then I got your permission to post the videos?

Yeah. Oh, you're fucking awesome. Hey!

Here, I'm going to throw some more money at you just because you're super cool.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, just because you're super cool. So I want you to know that being cool pays

off.

Bam!

Just don't count it though.

Just kidding.

It's just extra cash. Listen.

I got plenty more of that came from here.

Let's get you out. Let's get you settled. I got to go to the office and

go set something up for you then. Is that cool?

Okay. Okay. We'll get like your number and stuff and we'll figure that out.

Yeah. All right.

Put your shorts on. I'm going to need you to help me take this. I don't want

to drop her bike.

Oh, the bag's in the back. Can you come back in, Dwayne, and get a bag?

Here you go. You can step out over here.

Here, you can shut that door. Shut the two doors.

Oh, wrong door first.

This your bag?

Yeah, give her that bag.

All right.

You have your phone?

Yeah, I've got my phone. I've got my phone. Oh, can I put my number in there

real quick? Can we just text me?

Can I text myself?

Here you go.

Okay.

All right.

All right.

I'm just going to put my number in your phone.

All right, here's your phone.

Thank you so much.

All right, good. You can put that away.

All right, so, yeah, I'm going to call you in a little bit.

you know later on today okay and set something up okay so look you want to

head you want to head that way for the beach this way for the beach all right

awesome yeah go ahead well yeah i just want to make sure you so much i really

look you look great make sure you duck yourself in the ocean a couple times

yeah i'm definitely gonna need a dip after that yeah thanks guys bye

Bang bang.