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( Woman moaning )
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John, there's something
you should know about me.
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Whatever it is, it's okay.
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You see, when I have sex
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I tend to be, well...
Kind of vocal.
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No problem...
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No. No. No. I mean
very, very vocal.
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I'm a good listener.
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Oh, okay.
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( Gasping )
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( Ululating )
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( Gasps )
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( Middle-eastern
music playing loudly )
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Ow!
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Hey, foreign guy!
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Whatever you're
doing to the goat
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not my idea of an alarm clock.
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Knock it off.
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Oh, geez...
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( Car horn honking )
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Hey, too damn bad!
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Drive around me, you idiot!
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There's my morning star.
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I tell you something, Jake.
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You ever want to get rid of all
the stupid drivers in New York
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put a Cannon on my
car, 'cause sooner or later
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they all find me.
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I'm backing into the space
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out front, right... my space
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and some idiot swings
right in ahead of me.
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So you pulled back
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and blocked him in.
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Damn right I did.
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I'm taking up half the street.
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Cars got to go into
traffic to get around me.
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They can kiss my ass,
'cause I'm not moving.
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Whatever happened
to common courtesy?
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Where's Reggie?
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Out jogging.
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I'm in charge.
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You have any idea
what you're doing there?
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I made a lot of coffee
before I lost my sight.
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Whoa.
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Apparently, you had a
little bit of it left over, too.
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Hey, Becker, some guy
ripped your antenna off
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and he's beating
on your car with it.
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Doesn't matter.
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I don't have a radio.
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I don't know what your father
told you about running a diner
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but I'll bet rule
number one wasn't
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"get a blind guy to
make the coffee."
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You know, between your
big mouth and that cigarette
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you're offending what
few senses I have left.
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I'm sorry, Becker, but I can't
start my morning without my run.
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You ought to try it yourself.
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It could ease
some of that stress.
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Yeah, running. Great idea...
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There's only one
reason to run...
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If you're being chased
or you're on fire.
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Otherwise it's dumb.
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You're a doctor.
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You wouldn't tell a
patient to get exercise?
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I do tell my patients to get
exercise... and they don't.
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It's a nice little game we play.
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Forget it.
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I'll get you your eggs.
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Eggs, cigarettes
and no exercise.
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At least you won't be
bugging me for long.
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No, John, you've
got it all wrong.
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Hey, running's great.
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I miss it.
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It was always good for
relieving sexual tension, too.
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What do you do about that now?
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Sexual tension?
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I have sex.
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Being blind
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doesn't keep you
from having sex.
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Actually, with my last
wife, it would've helped.
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But you know, sometimes...
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Well, if there's not
a woman around...
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How do I put this?
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You run in place?
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Well, I have already gone blind.
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Linda, I thought I told you
to put a lab coat on over that.
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Oh, come on, Margaret,
I did, but it's too hot.
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The radiator's
overheating again.
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The repairman's on the way.
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In the meantime, cover up.
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This is a doctor's office
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not a disco or
haircuts by hippies
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or whatever the name of that
place was you worked before.
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Dr. Becker said I could
wear whatever I want.
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In the first place
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I guarantee he
wasn't listening to you.
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And in the second
place, you work for me.
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And so does he... He
just doesn't know it.
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Oh, for god's sake, girl
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take a little pride in yourself.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Just for your information,
the place I worked before
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is called supercuts... part of
a respected national chain...
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And the fact that I
didn't work out there
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wasn't their fault,
thank you very much.
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Hi. Good morning.
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Uh, you're late. I know, I know.
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Some schmuck in a hyundai
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took my space in
front of the diner.
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And you had to block
him in with your car.
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What happened?
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He tried to ram his way out.
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Fat chance.
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Whoa, why's it so hot in here?
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Oh, the radiator's
on the Fritz again.
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I called. They're
sending a repairman over.
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Well, it's boiling.
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When's he getting
here? He's a repairman.
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You've got a better chance
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of pinning down what
day Jesus is coming back.
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The bag lady on the
corner says Thursday.
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Gloria. What's
supermom doing here?
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My husband and I were
driving to the a & p last night
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and had an accident.
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Took a little blow to
the back of my head.
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Oh, let's see what we got here.
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Okay.
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Ooh, wow, yeah,
you've got quite a bump.
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How do you hit the back of
your head while you're driving?
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I don't know.
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I was... turned around.
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You were turned around
while you were driving?
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That's new.
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Well... we weren't
exactly driving.
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And okay, we weren't
on our way to the a & p.
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The car was parked.
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Parked? Wh-what were you doing?
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What?
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Is that look what I think it is?
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Frank and I got a
little carried away.
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Gloria, what are
you, a teenager?
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In a parked car?
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What... what's wrong
with, uh, the bedroom?
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You have five kids and
try to find a moment alone.
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You wouldn't believe
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some of the places frank
and I have to sneak off to.
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Yeah, well, spare me the tour.
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Good to see you again, Gloria.
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You've got a simple contusion.
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Just go home and
put some ice on it.
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Directly on my head?
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Yeah, that, too.
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Doctor, do you have
a problem with these?
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These?
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These clothes?
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Margaret says that anyone
who goes around dressed like this
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has no self-respect.
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Now, I'm not saying I'm
the capital of self-respect
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but I feel pretty
good about myself.
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I mean, the clothes I wear
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have no effect on
the way I do my job.
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Sure, if I wore
a suit of magnets
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then metal stuff would just
come flying at me, so I don't.
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But my point is, is
that if I had to go out
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and buy a whole
bunch of other stuff
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well, it'd cost me a lot
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and I couldn't do that
on what I'm making here.
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And I'm not asking
you for more money,
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although if you offered it to me
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I wouldn't turn it down.
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Wow. I just asked
for a raise. Cool.
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Wear what you want.
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No raise. Go away.
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Mr. Morello. John Becker.
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Nice to meet you, doctor.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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You're here for a physical?
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Nah, it's just what
I told your nurse.
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All I need is for you to
refill a prescription for me.
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No big deal... just... Viagra.
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Mr. Morello, are you impotent?
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Oh, god, no.
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I'm divorced.
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I'm beginning to
get around a little
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if you know what I mean.
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See, I get a different date
every night of the week.
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It seems only fair
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that Friday gets the
same quality as Monday.
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Then my advice to you is
to sleep all day Thursday.
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Come on, my other doctor
wouldn't prescribe any more.
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I need this stuff.
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With Viagra, I'm like a
17-year-old boy again.
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Look, Viagra is a treatment
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for a very specific and
very serious condition.
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Ever since it came out
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I have had every
middle-aged lothario
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with hair growing
out of his ears
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sleazing in here
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begging for a booster shot.
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You think I'm going to
hand you a loaded gun
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so you can go on a rampage?
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You're out of your mind, pal.
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Come on, doc. I... I
was married for 15 years.
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I feel like I've been
on the bench forever.
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Now I'm back in the game.
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Please, doc... give me the bat.
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You just ruined baseball
for me, you know that?
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And button your shirt...
You're making me sick.
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What is this, national sex day?
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I've got a woman
doing it in a parked car.
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This clown wants Viagra.
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Everybody I see this
morning has sex on the brain.
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Not me. I got up
at 6:00 this morning
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made breakfast, took two
trains so I could get here
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to be in this heat. I'm clear.
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Ah, hey, you showed up.
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That's very nice of you.
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Hey, we said we'd be up by 9:00.
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It's almost 11:00...
That's not bad.
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That's two hours. I get some
kind of break in the price?
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I'll make it up to you
with a free oven mitt.
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You've got a really
old system here.
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The pipes are clogged.
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You got to let off the pressure
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or the system won't handle it.
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Does that make sense?
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Just send the oven mitt.
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Marvin Johnson is
waiting in your office.
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Why? What's wrong?
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We didn't schedule
him today, did we?
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No, no, nothing's wrong.
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I called mount sinai.
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His t-cell count is stable.
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He just came in this
morning on his way to school
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and said he wanted
to talk to you.
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Oh, well, after my
morning, it'll be refreshing
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to talk to a seven-year-old.
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Hey, m.J., how you doing?
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Where do babies come from?
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Europe.
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Anything else?
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I'm kind of worried.
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My brother told me
if I see a girl naked
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she's going to have a baby.
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Yesterday, I saw my
cousin Francine naked.
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I don't want to have
a baby with her.
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She's mean.
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Well, they all are, kid.
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Come here, come here.
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Let me, uh, let me
talk to you for a second.
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Now, I'm a doctor, right, m.J.?
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I've seen... I've seen
lots of naked women.
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I don't have any children.
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Hey, that's true.
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What's your problem?
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Look, next time your brother
lays some theories on you
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I want you to come
see me first, okay?
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Thanks. That
makes me feel better.
257
00:10:21,433 --> 00:10:23,165
Good. Nice to see you always.
258
00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:25,065
Anything else I can do for you?
259
00:10:25,066 --> 00:10:26,599
Well...
260
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,832
While I got you, how
do you get a baby?
261
00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:32,699
Ah, well, m.J., uh...
262
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:36,064
A man and a woman
can only have a baby
263
00:10:36,065 --> 00:10:38,965
when they love
each other very much.
264
00:10:38,966 --> 00:10:40,499
Okay.
265
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,932
What's sex?
266
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:45,032
Sex is what they use
against each other
267
00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:46,966
when they don't.
268
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,965
Reggie: Oh! Yes!
269
00:11:00,966 --> 00:11:04,432
Oh, yeah!
270
00:11:04,433 --> 00:11:05,865
Who's back there?
271
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,132
Shh. Who cares?
272
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,133
Imagine whoever you want.
273
00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:13,165
( Sighing )
274
00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:15,432
How long have you
two guys been out here?
275
00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:17,166
Long enough.
276
00:11:22,066 --> 00:11:24,165
So, what the hell
was that about?
277
00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:26,165
Oh, please.
278
00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,499
Jake was massaging my shoulders.
279
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,532
Sometimes I
tighten up after a run
280
00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:31,799
and he has great hands.
281
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,600
All that reading I do
keeps them limber.
282
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,499
You actually thought I was
having sex in there with Jake?!
283
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,665
Hey!
284
00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:43,564
Not that I wouldn't
fool around with Jake.
285
00:11:43,565 --> 00:11:44,965
Jake is bad!
286
00:11:44,966 --> 00:11:48,099
I'm saying I wouldn't do it in
the kitchen with all the food.
287
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,465
That's disgusting.
288
00:11:49,466 --> 00:11:51,064
So, what do you
want to eat, Becker?
289
00:11:51,065 --> 00:11:53,932
Now? Nothing.
290
00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:57,564
Man, you are some of the most
uptight people I have ever met.
291
00:11:57,565 --> 00:11:59,799
You think making it
in the kitchen's weird?
292
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,800
Try Grant's tomb.
293
00:12:00,801 --> 00:12:02,799
You did it on Grant's tomb?
294
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,465
Well, not on Grant's tomb.
295
00:12:04,466 --> 00:12:05,599
I'm not going to do it
296
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,632
on top of somebody's
resting place.
297
00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:11,499
We got naked and fooled around
in that little park down there.
298
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,600
What kind of freak
do you think I am?
299
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:16,932
I can do you one
better than that.
300
00:12:16,933 --> 00:12:19,599
How about the torch
of the statue of Liberty?
301
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,732
Get out!
302
00:12:20,733 --> 00:12:23,565
I made love to my
new girlfriend up there.
303
00:12:23,566 --> 00:12:24,732
I don't believe you.
304
00:12:24,733 --> 00:12:26,465
I swear on my wife's head.
305
00:12:26,466 --> 00:12:29,465
Having sex in public
places is very exciting.
306
00:12:29,466 --> 00:12:31,065
And the fear
307
00:12:31,066 --> 00:12:34,633
of getting caught adds
that real erotic kick.
308
00:12:39,466 --> 00:12:41,132
Or so I've read.
309
00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:43,899
What about you, sir?
310
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,532
What's your most
interesting place?
311
00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:47,965
I don't know you
people well enough
312
00:12:47,966 --> 00:12:50,532
to talk about
something like that.
313
00:12:50,533 --> 00:12:52,665
And I don't know you at all.
314
00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:54,900
I shared with you.
315
00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:58,564
Look, I did not come
here to talk about sex.
316
00:12:58,565 --> 00:13:00,965
My most interesting place
is none of your business.
317
00:13:00,966 --> 00:13:03,032
What the hell's going on today?!
318
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,799
You're getting all
bent out of shape, man.
319
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,599
I mean, we're just talking
about a natural thing.
320
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,165
Yeah, John, it's no biggie.
321
00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:12,799
I don't like talking
about it, all right?
322
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,399
Maybe there's not
anything much to talk about.
323
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,865
I have plenty to talk about.
324
00:13:16,866 --> 00:13:18,132
You know, who knows?
325
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:20,565
Maybe I've taken a
woman to mount rushmore
326
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,565
and done it up Lincoln's nose.
327
00:13:22,566 --> 00:13:24,165
You're never going to find out
328
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:26,465
because I keep
those things to myself.
329
00:13:26,466 --> 00:13:28,899
I say he's horny as a toad.
330
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,599
Shut up, will you?
331
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,799
You sound a little
defensive, Becker.
332
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,099
Even I can see that.
333
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,699
I'm not talking about this.
334
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,599
You know, people
spend so much time
335
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,932
talking about sex
336
00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:41,099
they can't, they can't
possibly be getting
337
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,732
as much as they say they are.
338
00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:44,699
They're too busy
calling talk shows
339
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,132
or typing in chat rooms
340
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:48,699
or sitting around
diners swapping stories
341
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:51,665
about the weirdest
place they ever did it.
342
00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:52,999
The statue of Liberty?
343
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,432
Sue me. I'm a patriot.
344
00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:59,099
Listen, just 'cause I live alone
345
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,765
and work long hours
and eat most of my meals
346
00:14:01,766 --> 00:14:03,065
sitting right here
347
00:14:03,066 --> 00:14:04,632
does not mean what you
think it means, you know?
348
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:05,932
I'm fine. I'm just fine.
349
00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:07,665
You want to sit around here
350
00:14:07,666 --> 00:14:09,165
debase yourself
all day, go ahead.
351
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,966
I got better things to do.
352
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:16,466
Let's not let him
in here anymore.
353
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,399
Margaret, here's a tip for you:
354
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:31,065
Keep your kids out of
our national monuments.
355
00:14:31,066 --> 00:14:32,432
Who's up?
356
00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:34,499
A new patient in
room two and a walk-in
357
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,399
from the gym down the street.
358
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,400
Yeah. What room?
359
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,400
Right behind you.
360
00:14:38,401 --> 00:14:39,832
Ah, Lisa? Dr. John Becker.
361
00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:40,833
Come on back.
362
00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:41,965
Actually, I'm having
363
00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:43,599
trouble putting
weight on my leg.
364
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,765
Could you help me?
365
00:14:44,766 --> 00:14:45,766
Uh, sure.
366
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:46,899
How'd this happen?
367
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,399
I am so embarrassed.
368
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,499
I was teaching a
body-sculpting class
369
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,499
and fell and twisted my ankle.
370
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,999
I'm not too heavy for you, am I?
371
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,665
No. No, you're fine.
372
00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:57,865
Hey, doc
373
00:14:57,866 --> 00:15:00,932
when was the last
time you had it serviced?
374
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,832
Excuse me?
375
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,465
Your system?
376
00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:07,632
How long's it been since
you blew your pipes out?
377
00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:09,499
I have no idea.
378
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,500
Just, just fix it.
379
00:15:10,501 --> 00:15:11,765
This has never happened.
380
00:15:11,766 --> 00:15:13,099
I never get hurt
381
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,799
and I'm the most flexible
woman you'll ever meet.
382
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,032
Uh, well, that's nice.
383
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:18,899
Go ahead and put that gown on.
384
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,166
Shut the door.
385
00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:25,599
Oh, where am I?
386
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,732
Ah, eczema. Thank you, god.
387
00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:31,500
Oh, brother.
388
00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:33,999
Doctor, thank you for seeing me.
389
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,699
Look, I don't know
how this started
390
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,499
but I have got to get rid of it.
391
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,465
Well, let's just see
what we can do here.
392
00:15:40,466 --> 00:15:44,999
Uh, Carmen, I don't have
a last name for you here.
393
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,499
I'm known only as Carmen.
394
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,865
Ah, well, does your
insurance company know you
395
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,599
only as Carmen, Carmen?
396
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,099
I'm paying cash.
397
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:57,099
Well, then, to hell
with those bastards.
398
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,465
Uh, so, where's the problem?
399
00:15:59,466 --> 00:16:01,064
See this here on
the back of my neck?
400
00:16:01,065 --> 00:16:02,465
It's like this all over.
401
00:16:02,466 --> 00:16:03,765
Between my breasts, on my thigh.
402
00:16:03,766 --> 00:16:05,565
Do you want me to
take my clothes off?
403
00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:07,465
Hold it. Hold it.
404
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,499
We'll just work our way down.
405
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,499
I mean, uh, no,
we'll take our time.
406
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,632
Just... no.
407
00:16:14,633 --> 00:16:17,565
See, I've got to
keep my skin perfect.
408
00:16:17,566 --> 00:16:18,665
I'm a dancer.
409
00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:19,799
Ah, Broadway?
410
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,565
No. Lap.
411
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:23,865
See, I work close-up
412
00:16:23,866 --> 00:16:26,565
and every night I miss
means a lot of money to me.
413
00:16:26,566 --> 00:16:27,932
Ah, yes, I'm sure.
414
00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:31,465
Uh, well, you're right,
you do have eczema.
415
00:16:31,466 --> 00:16:33,499
Do you use a moisturizer?
416
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,564
Every day.
417
00:16:34,565 --> 00:16:35,899
After I shower
418
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:38,499
I lotion my whole body.
419
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,632
I start at my ankles and
I slowly massage it in
420
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,665
all the way up to my legs.
421
00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:45,165
Ah! Sorry.
422
00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:46,965
Excuse me.
423
00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:50,499
Well, you know, what
causes this a lot is stress.
424
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,564
Anything out of the
ordinary going on with you?
425
00:16:53,565 --> 00:16:55,965
Yeah.
426
00:16:55,966 --> 00:16:57,599
I have eczema.
427
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,832
Right. Right, right.
428
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:04,632
I meant, are you under
a lot of... a lot stress?
429
00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,599
Well, I dance six nights a week.
430
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,430
I mean, that's stressful enough.
431
00:17:08,431 --> 00:17:10,497
Sometimes I just
wish I could get away
432
00:17:10,498 --> 00:17:11,732
for a couple days with someone.
433
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:14,497
Out of the city where
no one knows us...
434
00:17:14,498 --> 00:17:18,564
Be together, no strings attached
435
00:17:18,565 --> 00:17:20,765
and just let it out.
436
00:17:20,766 --> 00:17:22,863
Go wild. Everyone needs
437
00:17:22,864 --> 00:17:25,032
a little of that once in a while
438
00:17:25,033 --> 00:17:26,033
don't you think?
439
00:17:26,034 --> 00:17:28,732
Oh, I'm with you there.
440
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:29,799
I mean, yes.
441
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,665
No, you're absolutely right.
442
00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:33,099
Do you want to see the rest?
443
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,765
No. No, that won't be necessary.
444
00:17:34,766 --> 00:17:36,065
Carmen, I tell you what.
445
00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:37,665
This is a cortisone ointment.
446
00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:39,732
Why don't you go
ahead and just apply that
447
00:17:39,733 --> 00:17:43,799
to all the areas that
need application.
448
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,133
Bye-bye.
449
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,999
I'm glad you got
me over here, doc.
450
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,765
Your system is
getting ready to blow.
451
00:17:52,766 --> 00:17:55,466
Stay away from me.
452
00:18:06,733 --> 00:18:08,699
Dr. Yates, please.
453
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,965
Dr. Becker calling.
454
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,732
Julie? Hi. John Becker.
455
00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:16,165
I-I know it's been a
long time since I called
456
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:18,599
but i-I've been
thinking about you lately
457
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,799
and, um, I just thought...
458
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,499
You know, I thought...
459
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,065
Would you like to
go out to dinner?
460
00:18:25,066 --> 00:18:26,699
You know, catch a movie?
461
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,065
Catch up a little?
462
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,765
No, that's true.
463
00:18:30,766 --> 00:18:33,565
I do want to do that, too
464
00:18:33,566 --> 00:18:35,699
but it wouldn't stop me
465
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:38,765
from seeing a movie
first, you know?
466
00:18:38,766 --> 00:18:42,432
Not-not a real long one.
467
00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:44,399
Well...
468
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:48,499
You're the one who
said it was just physical.
469
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,165
Well, fine. You know, fine.
470
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,865
Just remember, next
time you need me...
471
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:57,632
Just... give me a call.
472
00:18:57,633 --> 00:18:59,032
( Knocking on door )
473
00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:00,699
What's going on?
474
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,765
You're falling behind.
475
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:06,599
Uh, I'm just a little
preoccupied, Margaret.
476
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,565
Anything you want to talk about?
477
00:19:08,566 --> 00:19:10,999
It's nothing i'm really
comfortable discussing.
478
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,465
Who's next?
479
00:19:12,466 --> 00:19:14,665
Oh, the Parker sisters.
480
00:19:14,666 --> 00:19:16,065
You know, those busty twins
481
00:19:16,066 --> 00:19:18,632
that shake it all over
the neighborhood?
482
00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:19,699
Yeah, let me guess.
483
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,665
They both came
in with chest colds.
484
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:23,665
How did you know that?
485
00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:25,733
Been one of those
days, Margaret.
486
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:41,400
( Middle-eastern folk
music playing loudly )
487
00:19:51,633 --> 00:19:54,165
Hey, foreign
guy, give it a rest!
488
00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:57,399
Oh, look at that.
489
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,066
Even kaddafi's got a girl.
490
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,399
( Sultry voice
): Hi. I'm Tiffany.
491
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,865
Call me.
492
00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:16,965
I want to tell you things
I've never told anyone.
493
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:20,099
Oh, hot, nasty things...
494
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:23,965
Woman: Do you want
firm, shapely, sexy buns?
495
00:20:23,966 --> 00:20:26,965
I mean, just look at these.
496
00:20:26,966 --> 00:20:30,132
Jerry, I don't think
"nymphomaniac" is
497
00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:32,965
a big enough word
to describe me.
498
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:35,865
Woman: And in our
final story for tonight
499
00:20:35,866 --> 00:20:38,899
we'd like to wish a
special "happy birthday"
500
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:40,432
to Hazel Myers.
501
00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:46,165
Today, the oldest woman
in New York is 106 years old.
502
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:48,533
And not looking too bad, either.
503
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:01,433
Becker?
504
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,732
Don't say a word.
505
00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:07,933
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