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Hi, my name is Andrea.

This is my father, Dwayne.

Hi.

We're here to play the father-daughter
edition of It's Just Wrong.

Are you nervous?

A lot.

How did you wind up coming on the show
today?

I was driving to where I work, and my
dad called me up and said, Are you

listening to Howard Stern? I said, Yeah.
He goes, What do you want to do? I said,

Call him up.

First I said, How much is the prize? I
didn't catch what the prize was.

Call him up.

We're here for the money.

Hi, I'm Billy Sue. This is my father,
Tony.

We're here today to do the
father-daughter edition of It's Just

Wrong. How nervous are you?

I'm a little nervous, I have to admit.

Why? Because my dad's going to be taking
my clothes off. I'm pretty sure he's

going to say it's wrong, but, you know.
Pretty good chance of that. I'm Valerie,

and this is my father, Don, and we are
here for the father-daughter version of

It's Just Wrong.

How nervous are you?

Actually, not very. The other girls seem
really nice, and the dads are pretty

cool and, I don't know, pretty comfy
here. Definitely cool.

Now, whose idea was it to come on the
show?

I just called to say, hey, get some hot
moms on there, and they called back and

said, hey, you want to be on the show?
So, cool.

What's your prediction?

I think we're going to win.

How confident are you?

I don't know.

If I get the right questions, I'm going
to win.

Hopefully we'll win. I don't think we
have a good shot at it, really. Trivia's

not my bag, so pretty good chance she'll
be naked.

I'm counting on it.

Are you counting on it? Yeah, I'm pretty
sure it's going to happen.

What's your prediction?

I'm going to meet a lot of chicks from
this show.

Shut up.

What's your prediction on how you're
going to do at the game?

I'm going to do really good. I want to
count the money right now.

All right, look at the fun I'm having
now. I mean, even I don't believe what I

see in front of me.

Robin, you'll take a look to my right.
Yes.

You will see three beautiful women,
three fathers, who are ready to risk it

all for $10,000.

Will they undress their daughters, or
will they walk away $10,000 richer?

You bet.

You bet.

You bet what?

We're going to see in a minute.

Let me introduce our first couple on
It's Just Wrong. Where's my It's Just

Wrong theme song?

It's just wrong. When fathers help their
daughters trip and proudly show off

their young nips.

It's just wrong.

All right, over here to, let's go to the
first couple first, Tony and Billy Sue.

Oh, now I understand.

Well, you think their names say
something?

Billy Sue.

You're a lovely girl. How old are you?
I'm 19.

19 years old. Were you the one who heard
about this on the radio, or did your

dad? No, he did. He listens pretty
regularly?

Yeah. And how does your dad approach you
about this?

He just called me up and told me we were
going on Howard Stern's show, and I'm

getting naked.

Oh, okay.

Dad, did you feel uncomfortable making
that phone call? Hi, Tony.

How are you doing, Howard? No, I didn't
feel uncomfortable at all. Really? Have

you ever seen your daughter naked?

Yeah, I see her naked all the time.
Well, how is that, that you see your

daughter naked? I don't understand.

We're always at the beach. We're always
skinny dipping, all of us. We hang out

with the big crew.

Really? Yeah, it's no big deal for us.
Wow.

She grew up naked. Yeah, she did.

Isn't it unusual, though, that you'll be
taking her clothes off for us?

Yeah, that part of it's wrong. That part
is very wrong. It's very wrong. All

right, so you two are pretty comfortable
with your nudity, but still undressing

your daughter in front of us has got to
be a little weird. Now, did you come

down here just to undress her, or do you
really want the $10,000?

Yeah, we could use the $10,000.

That's nice.

So, Dad, you called up your daughter.
You said, let's go on Howard Stern.

They're playing this game. It's just
wrong. Are you up for it? And she

agreed. Yeah, she said, yeah, let's do
it. Is there a Mrs.

involved here? Is there a woman that
you're married to?

That's a long story.

Where's the mom, Billy?

She's in the other room. Oh, she's in
the other room. Mom is here.

Yeah. Are you still married to mom?

They're not married. They've just been
together for a long time. Oh, they've

never been married. Okay.

But you're still together. Yeah, we've
been together since we were 14.

Well, did Billy Sue's mom have a problem
with this? No, she's there.

Does she want to get naked, too? My
brother does.

Your brother wants to be naked? We don't
want to see him, but we'd like to see

your mom naked. Yeah, we'll take a pass
on the brother. Well, what an unusual

family. Let's meet couple number two
right now on It's Just Wrong.

Couple number two.

Dwayne and Andrea.

Dwayne and Andrea.

That's your dad, huh, Andrea?

Andrea, you're a sexy-looking girl. How
old are you?

22. 22 years old. You got a boyfriend?

No. No boyfriend?

Boyfriend. No kidding.

I find that shocking.

Unless you want her or something. I'm
sure she'd be your boyfriend. All right,

Dad. I'd be his boyfriend.

All right, who heard the program on the
air and who made the call to who? Tell

me about that, Andrea.

I was driving up north and...

I was listening to the show. Where are
you from?

Melville, New Jersey. Okay.

And I heard the guy call about a
17-year-old daughter.

Right. I was a little grossed out about
that. Absolutely.

Next thing I know, my cell phone's
ringing, and it says Dad on there. I'm

like, what does he want? And he goes,
are you listening to Howard? I said,

yeah. He goes, do you want to go do
that?

I said, what's the prize? He goes,
$10,000. I said, call him up.

Really? Now, Dwayne, have you ever seen
your daughter naked? I mean, since she's

an adult?

Yeah, about a month ago, I walked into
the bathroom.

My mistake.

And was it embarrassing to you?

She looked pretty good. Oh, she's a
good-looking girl. She is. Your daughter

is very good-looking. I'm sure you have
to keep your eye on her.

Yeah, I guess. Did it go through your
mind that this could be wrong? Oh,

definitely. I just want to try and win
the $10,000. You need the money, I

guess. Yeah, well, I mean, I could live
without it. it, but I definitely

wouldn't mind winning it. I hope he can
answer the question. Okay. Did you

discuss with each other?

Would you split the money?

Is that what you do? Five grand a piece?
I see. Really?

And when you saw your daughter naked,
you saw everything?

Yeah, she was standing there naked.
Totally shaved?

I was checking myself out in the mirror.
She trimmed it up a little bit. She

trimmed it up a little bit. You did look
at everything.

Not that I noticed, but yeah, she
trimmed it up a little bit.

Now, Dwayne, you got a wife or a mom
involved in this decision at all?

Her mother and I are divorced, but I
remarried. You remarried. Did you

discuss this with her mom at all?

I talked to her mom about it. Her mom
knows.

Your mom knows?

She's not too crazy about it.

Do you have to give your mom a cut of
the dough? No.

No. Why are they splitting it? I'm going
to be generous. Well, what do you mean,

why are they splitting it? The daughter
has to get naked, and you think a father

should take money from his daughter?
That's right, Robin.

Robin,

that's just the way it is. You got it
right, honey. Stay in that booth. Here's

the point, Robin. If she doesn't get
naked, it's because he was smart.

That's right.

His brain power is what's getting him
here. Oh, okay. That's right.

I am a game. Well, let me tell you, let
me meet our third couple. This is Donald

and Valerie.

Hi, Valerie. How are you?

Pretty well. Okay, Donald, how are you
feeling? I'm doing really good. Are you

a little nervous?

Oh, yeah, a lot, you know. Yeah, I
understand.

Now, let me understand this. Donald, do
you know where you are? Yeah.

Valerie, was this your idea or was it
your dad's idea?

Well, I just called to say, hey, get
some hot moms on the show, but...

They called me back an hour later, and I
was like, okay.

I asked my fiancé, and he said if I
really wanted to, and I'm just thinking

dollar signs here. You are. This is
strictly a money-making proposition.

It's all about cash.

Donald, do you feel uncomfortable seeing
your daughter naked, or are you a nudist

as well?

It don't bother me a bit. I've seen her
when she was naked when she was a baby.

But this is different. She's a grown
woman. Well, he's kind of visually

impaired a little bit, so it's not
too... Oh, is that right? He can see out

of one eye, but the other eye is not so
good, so...

You're rolling your eyes, Donald.

Do you disagree with your daughter? You
can see out of both eyes?

Yeah. You can?

Why does she seem to think you're
visually impaired?

I don't know, man.

Is this not true at all?

Are you visually impaired or not?

Maybe he's telling you that so he can
look at you.

It's an old trick. What do you mean your
dad's visually impaired? How did he get

visually impaired?

I got hit by a car, you know. And they
knocked your eyes out?

Yeah, they do, you know. Wow. Don't eat
a Chevy early in the morning, that's

all. How did you get hit by a car? Where
were you?

I was crossing the street, you know,
going up to the gas station. Oh, boy,

that's a heavy thing. So you could
probably use the money and do what? I

don't know, buy a new car or something?
I don't know.

What would you do with the money if you
win?

And just have a good time with her. Just
have a good time. You know what? She

could use the money too, Howard.

She's a mother of three. You're a
mother. How old are you?

23. 23 years old and you've got three
kids? And you've already three kids. How

old are they? My son Mason's five. My
daughter Kerrigan's two. And my baby

Lennox is almost four months old. Oh,
with the same dad?

Um, my two older children are with my
ex-husband.

Really? You lost custody of the kids?

No, no, no, no. Oh, with your
ex-husband. Oh, I see. Okay, good. Oh,

no way. You got the kids. Oh, yeah. I'm
a stay-at-home mom. Yeah, you got a lot

of burden on you. Yeah, but where'd the
other baby come from?

My fiancé.

Oh, wow.

And your fiancé's cool with your dad
undressing you here?

Um, I wouldn't say cool with it, but...

You know.

Money's money. Money's money.

Diapers are expensive.

Yes, they are.

Well, here we go. And, Dad, what about
you? You got a wife involved in this

decision? Did you have to go to your
wife and say, hey, I'm going to undress

our daughter?

No, I'm single, Grand Rapids, you know.
Yeah. I'm single. You're from Grand

Rapids? Yeah. Yeah. Wyoming.

So you didn't ask your mom at all?

I asked her to watch the kids. You did?
Yeah. Did you tell her why?

Yeah. And she said what?

Not very many nice things, but, yeah,
she was, you know, she supports me. All

right, here we go. It's time to play
It's Just Wrong, ladies and gentlemen.

Are we really going to start this game?
Yes, we are. It's fathers and daughters

ready to play It's Just Wrong. Who's
going to end up naked, I wonder? Oh,

dear. You guys ready for this?

As you know in the rules, each of the
girls has three opportunities.

That the outer layer of clothing comes
off in the first opportunity, then

they're down to bra and panties, and
then...

Of course, they only have two things
left to wear.

Or the panties. That's right. Dad has to
remove the clothes, which is going to be

even worse. I'm telling you. Right,
Dwayne? This is really weird. I've got

to tell you, they're all cute girls, but
I'm hoping Dwayne's not that bright.

Thanks, Baba Booey. All right, let's get
right to our questions. We're going to

go to Billy, Sue, and Tony first.

Our father-daughter team, number one.

All right, here we go. Can you feel the
tension?

Yeah, I'm pretty tense right now.

All right, let's start. Dad, you ready?

Oh, yeah, let's do it. Okay, vessels
that carry blood towards the heart are

called what, Dad?

Artery.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. Oh, boy. That was a simple
question. It's the veins.

The veins. Yeah, they carry the blood to
the heart. Well, Billy Sue, I guess

you've got to take off your pants and
shirt, don't you?

Levi's will get right into this thing.
What does she have to take off, Gary?

Well, there's got to be three items. So
she could take off her top, which is

everything, or her pants, or she could
take off all your outer clothing just to

have brown panties on your call. Billy
Sue, what do you want your dad to

remove? Go for the pants. By the way,
all three girls go through. Okay.

Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt that
discussion.

I was serious.

That was family discussion. Why are you
having her take the pants off first?

Well, if she has to take the shirt off,
then the next shot, I just think that's

the best way. All right, well, take off
your daughter's pants.

Oh, God.

Artie, I can't believe Artie's getting a
shot at this.

Artie? He ain't even that funny.

I love you. Sue, you've done this
before.

Oh, yeah. I'll catch you outside, buddy.

Well, the other dads are watching. Well,
Dwayne isn't, but I see Donald is.

There's a lot of buttons. He ain't that
visually impaired.

Well, there's a lot of buttons on the
pants. Dad having trouble. Yeah, there's

a lot of buttons.

Let's listen in.

Yeah, I don't have no problem. Oh, my
goodness.

Dwayne's kind of big. I'm not going to
mess with him.

I think I can beat the other one up at
the end over there.

Well, your daughter is in her panties,
and I've got to say she's got a nice

body. Of course.

I told you guys that.

Wow.

Wowee.

I just saw Dad take his daughter's
panties off. You know, it's so wrong

when you see the dad unbuckling the
pants.

That felt pretty bad there. That was
wrong.

How did it feel for you, Billy Sue? Damn
pain.

I don't think I liked that.

We felt creepy, right?

Well, you're a very attractive girl, and
I've got to say you've got a nice body.

But you're down to your shirt and bra.

And panties. Oh, you don't have a bra? I
see.

I can't wait for this.

All right, Dwayne.

Gary just said he's anxious to see
Andrea's clothes come off. Let's see how

you do.

Are you ready for your question?

Sure. All right. Did you know the answer
to the last one?

I was going to say capillary, so I guess
I'd have been wrong.

All right.

How long does it take for the Earth to
rotate once?

24 hours.

That's correct.

You got it right. Damn.

You got it right.

All right. Well, there you go.
Unfortunately, Andrea gets to keep that

shirt and pants on. And she's doing the
hoochie dance. What is this, some sort

of college professor knowing that?

Dwayne, what are you, a genius? I mean,
come on.

All right, let's go to... Well, how much
education does Dwayne have? I graduated

high school.

Braggart.

Let's go to Donald and Valerie. Donald,
how much education have you had?

I graduated from high school. All right.
That's more than I can say.

Yeah. All right, here we go.

Okay.

What is the fastest dog?

The fastest dog.

Of all dogs?

Yep. Greyhound. Excuse me?

Greyhound. That's correct.

Greyhound. How do you know that?

Nice job. That's my dad.

That's your dad.

That's my dad. I got my clothes on.

I'll tell you something. I love this
game. My dad ain't taking off my pants.

Hell no.

Well, let's go back to our first couple,
Billy Sue and Tony. I even hesitate to

call them a couple.

Let me remind our audience who are
listening on the radio that Billy Sue is

down to her panties and she's wearing a
shirt.

Time for your next question.

Okay. What year was the American
Bicentennial?

Oh, the dad looked like they know.

1976. That's correct.

Your daughter. Pulled it out. I thought
he was going to get that one wrong.

See, Robin.

These are the easy ones. Wait until they
get harder. Even his daughter said, how

did you know?

Okay.

Now we go to our second father-daughter
team, Duane and Andrea.

Duane, you ready?

Sure. Okay.

What state was a former republic?

What state was a former republic?

Hawaii.

Robin, you know the answer?

Texas. That's right, Texas.

Oh. These are the easy ones, guys. I was
going to say China.

All right, let's all quiet down as
Dwayne and Andrea discuss. This is just

wrong. Dwayne, what are you going to
take off?

I think your skirt.

Taking off your daughter's skirt.

Go ahead. Not so funny now, is it?

Oh.

Wow. Yeah. I got my little thigh highs.

What are those stockings you're wearing?

I got pale legs. What can I say? Get rid
of those.

Those got to come off. Hey, Dad, rip
those off.

You can say enough.

And Dad has spoken. Well, Andrea is
standing before us in her panties thanks

to Dwayne, who just took off his
daughter's skirt.

How do you feel, Dwayne and Andrea?

It's just wrong.

Dwayne, was it weird taking off her
skirt?

Yeah, it wasn't real fun.

You're hoping to win, and you don't want
to do that again. Right.

Well, Andrea, how do you feel right now?
A little sheepish.

Wow. That.

Let's go to our couple number three.

The only couple with a daughter still
clothed. Valerie, you got all your

clothes on thanks to your dad's
intelligence.

Yeah. You got to be pretty proud of
Donald right now.

Hey.

Dad feeling good?

Yes, I am. Ready to answer your next
question?

You got it. Okay, here we go on It's
Just Wrong.

Okay, what states form the Four Corners?

Maine, Florida.

Washington, California.

Wow, you didn't get one right.

What do you mean four corners? The four
corners. It's not the four corners of

the country.

It's the four corners where all the
states meet together. It's New Mexico,

Arizona, Utah, and Colorado.

That one. You can go, yeah, that one.
That four corners.

That's a trick question, Howard. A trick
question. That is a trick question.

Well, trick or not, something's coming
off. Okay, spell corner.

Donald, what are you going to take off
your daughter?

I'll be like everybody else, take
bottoms off first.

All right, Donald.

I can see you put some thought into
this.

Valerie, don't remove your own belt.
Your dad's going to have to do that. I

have to do everything.

Let your dad help.

This doesn't look right.

Valerie's covering her dad's eyes.

Valerie, how do you feel as the pants
are coming off?

Hey, it's money.

Not yet.

Not yet, honey.

Well, you got a nice body. Nothing to be
ashamed of.

All you girls look pretty damn good.

Thank you.

Nice. I'll tell you one thing. For
having three kids, she does look good.

She looks damn good.

That's right.

Thank you. I'll tell you what else. I
think your panties are see-through, too.

I like that.

Donald, was that tough?

What's that?

Taking off the clothes?

No, not really.

They just drop right off. You know, what
can you do? When you said, what's that?

I figured, what else have you done to
her?

Nothing. Nothing. All right. Let's get
back. Now, all the girls are evenly

undressed. That's right.

All right. It's an even game.

Billy Sue, Tony, you ready?

Oh, yeah. You know, we didn't find out
how far Tony had gotten in school.

Tony, how far did you get in school?

I graduated high school. Okay. Everybody
on the same plane. Yeah. This next

question should be pretty easy for you.

Spell controversy, controversy.

C-O-N-T-R-O-V

-E-R-S-Y.

It's that simple. No problem. You got it
right.

Into the next round.

Spelled it just like a fifth grader.

Howard, Billy Sue is shocked. Shocked by
her dad's intelligence.

Billy Sue, you've got to be happy.
Breathing a sigh of relief, I bet. Yeah,

definitely. You thought you'd be naked
by now. Oh, yeah.

All right.

We go to Dwayne.

Dwayne, your beautiful daughter is
standing there without her pants on.

It's got to be a tough thing to have
guys all staring at her when you're the

guy undressing her.

Yeah, it's not fun.

Okay, let's go. You know she's relying
on you to keep the rest of those clothes

on. Andrea, you ready for your dad?

Sure, why not? Okay.

Dad!

Who wrote the book A Tale of Two Cities?

Oh, God.

I don't know.

Some of the other dads nodding they
know.

I have no idea. A guess?

Come on.

It's for your daughter's clothes.

Mark Twain. I have no idea.

I don't have any idea.

A Tale of Two Cities was, do you know,
Robin? Charles Dickens? Charles Dickens.

That's it.

It's a shame I'm not playing. It's the
worst of times.

Well, now you've got a tough decision.
What are you going to take off your

daughter, Dwayne? What do you want to
take off?

The top, I guess.

Wow. That's everything, you know.

Yeah, I know.

Well, rather than the bush hat, you
know.

This is not going the way Andrea wants.
Oh, God.

All right, Dad, take off your daughter's
top.

This is not fun.

Well, maybe you should have read a book.

Dwayne, did you imagine that this might
happen? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got to tell you, this part of the
room, there's a heavy, heavy smell of

alcohol, Howard. Really?

Uh-oh. Bring that this way.

Dwayne closing his eyes. He's taking off
his daughter's shirt. Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

I got a pretty good seat right now,
don't I? He's taking her bra off right

now. I'm so sorry.

Oh, wow, you look great.

You look real good. She does have a
good-looking body. I was talking to you,

Dwayne. Thank you.

Well, you do look great. Dwayne, you're
not looking at your daughter, are you? I

don't feel like doing that. She's
totally topless right now, and she's

standing next to you, and you're the
reason why she's topless. That's so

funny. Thanks.

Because the other dad, Tony, was
getting, you know, her chest was right

in his face when the bra came off. Yeah,
you were helping out the other dad. You

know, it's such a fine line. It's wrong
on one end and so not wrong on the other

end. Right. I know. It's a very
confusing game.

That's true.

Dwayne, I know you're feeling weird, so
we're going to move along and go to

Donald and Valerie. Andrea, are you okay
over there?

I'm all right. Okay.

All right. Let's remind the audience
that our third father-daughter.

Valerie only has her pants off. She's
tied evenly with our first father and

daughter. All right. You ready for your
question, Donald?

Yes, I am. Okay. Who was the first?

Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I was just
getting excited looking at Andrea.

Who was the first United States vice
president?

Going to need an answer here, Donald.

He's trying to pull it out of the
universe.

Give me a guess at least.

Your daughter's going to probably be
topless.

Wilson. Wilson, no. I'm so sorry.

The answer is, you know this one, Robin?
No, I don't know this one.

John Adams. That's right, Valerie. Thank
you. Ask me. I know.

Sorry, that's not how the game is
played. Do I get like a bonus?

Unfortunately, we don't want to see your
father naked.

All right, Donald, what are you going to
take off Valerie? Let's hear the

discussion.

Whatever she wants.

I'm going to feed the top, I guess. Oh,
God. Do I have to take the whole top

off? Yeah.

They're not pretty. I have breastfed,
man.

Okay.

Okay. It's a game. We'll decide if
they're pretty or not.

Just leave that up to the experts. Trust
me, there isn't much we don't find

pretty. Well, can I leave my bra on? No,
that's cool. And then, like, if he gets

the next one, I can take the rest off?
No, because then you would have an

advantage over the other people. And
don't be taking that off. That's his

job. No, your dad would take your shirt
off.

Don't make me read the rule book to you.
You are such an evil man.

I think your boobies, you've got a nice
body, baby.

Don't even be, don't be uptight.

Please.

Guys don't care about stretch marks.

Oh, Dad just helped you out with your
bra. You got nice boobs.

What are you doing?

Show those things.

There ain't nothing wrong with that.
Thank you. I like it, right?

Woo! You get colder in here, I think.
It's warmer in here than the green room.

Honey, you got a tight body. Donald,
don't look at your daughter, but you got

a tight body, hon.

Thank you, Howard. I love Dwayne's
comments, huh?

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

Three kids, that ain't bad.

Donald, what was that like showing your
daughter's naked boobs to all the guys

in the room?

Uh, embarrassing, you know? Yes.

What can you say?

Hey, you should have studied harder.

Open a book.

Yeah.

Any of the daughters attracted to any of
the girls' fathers?

Oh! No.

No.

Too bad.

All right. Get something really wrong.
Two of the girls are down to their

panties. That would be couple two and
three. And our couple number one, Tony

and Billy Sue.

Oh, you're doing good. You just have
your pants off. Right now in the lead?

Yeah.

So far.

All right. Let's see how your dad does.

Here we go.

Ready? Yeah. Don't look for the hard
ones, Howard. No, no, no. I'm going

right down on the order. Name the U.S.
space shuttle that exploded during

liftoff in 1986.

Remember that horrible incident? Oh,
yeah. I remember it, unfortunately.

The whole thing blew up.

Very famous incident, 1986.

This is for your daughter's shirt.

Columbia.

Close, actually.

Challenger. The Challenger. That's
right, Dad.

The Challenger. Boy, Dwayne wishes he
had that one. Yeah, I do.

All right, Tony. Now, Billy Sue, what's
coming off?

The top.

I don't know.

Yeah, mine will take the cotton. No,

go ahead.

Your underwear.

When did that become true?

Let's listen in.

Dad, give her a hand, will you? Yeah,
she got untied. No,

you're supposed to be doing this. Yeah.

That's what's wrong.

Oh, no.

I have complicated clothes.

Didn't you think about the fact that
your dad was going to have to undress

you? Don't complicate it. Wow, you've
got a nice body there, Billy Sue.

Oh, God.

Dad helping you off with your bra. Wow.

You've got nothing to be ashamed of. No
wonder you're parading around. Tony,

your daughter's got some nice things
there. Yeah, she's a good-looking girl.

She's got a belly ring, too.

I like that.

All the girls are tattooed or pierced, I
noticed.

I had a feeling they would be.

Tony,

wow.

What was that like for you?

It was okay. You know, the shirt part
was cool, but when I took the bra off,

that was out. That was wrong.

I have to say, since I'm right in there,
every father that took off the bra when

he went to go and hook it, there was
just this grimace of uncomfortableness.

Well, it's not an easy game, but we are
playing for $10,000.

So everybody's equal now, right? It's
just panties left on everyone? I've got

to say, all the daughters are in their
panties. They look great. I have to

admit, dads, I'm a little bit aroused by
all your daughters.

I'll be honest. What about the other
dads? Are you aroused looking at some of

the other daughters?

I'm not aroused, but they're
good-looking girls.

Right.

You're attracted to Tony?

It's cool.

Donald, what's going on in your pants?
Anything?

Nothing at all. Nothing at all. Okay.

All right. And your daughter is just
having a hard time over there, right,

Valerie? Oh, my God.

Is this the sickest thing you've ever
seen?

No. No?

What can be sicker than this?

Well, I've given birth three times. I
mean, it's kind of a messy ordeal. All

right, well, you think childbirth is
worse than your dad taking off your

clothes? I gave birth in front of my
mom, my stepdad, my father-in-law, my

mother-in-law, my friends. I'll tell you
what, it's hard to believe you got a

thick-ass body. All you girls look
stupid.

Is this as bad as you thought it was
going to be, or is it worse?

It's worse.

It's worse.

Okay.

Here we go.

Who's ready?

Nobody. All right. We're going to go to
father-daughter number two.

And let's face it, Dwayne, Andrea's
pulling for you here. Her panties could

come off. That could be it.

She's out of the game if those panties
come off.

Here we go. Which way does the earth
rotate?

Which direction?

To the east.

That would be right.

Those panties stay on.

How'd you know that, Dwayne?

Just looking at stuff that you see on TV
when they rotate the air. That's all I

went by. I watch Enterprise, too.

All right.

I read about it in A Tale of Two Cities.

By the way, the audience is going nuts
for this game. Yes, Ryan, what's up?

Yeah, what's up, Howard? Hey, you have
to watch. I got two questions, bro.

When's the paddy wagon from Bellevue
coming to pick all these people up?

It's on its way.

And then the second one, when's it going
to be on E?

Well, I would imagine next week. But,
man, this is really wild. I cannot tell

you. All the girls, very, very
attractive women.

In fact, I'm thinking of putting this on
E every night.

All right, let's get back to the game
because there's a very anxious woman

standing down there. Donald and Valerie,
this is your chance. The panties are on,

but let's see what happens.

All right.

Donald, are you ready?

Yep. Here we go. Spell definitely.

D-E-F-F-E-N-T-L-Y.

Uh-oh.

Well, I thought you'd have this one,
Donald, but you messed it up. There's no

2F, and God knows what else you'd say.
It's D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y.

Definitely. Take it off!

Take it off! Take it off!

You're out of the money. Yeah, well,
there might be chances to win money

later on. But not $10,000. You didn't
win the money, but here's the good news.

You get to take your daughter's panties
off.

Valerie, are you nervous now? You've got
to be.

What's going through your head?

That I'm not winning $10,000.

And you're naked. Are you disappointed
in your dad?

Wow, my ex-bud. I changed her diaper
before.

You did change her diaper, yeah. Yeah, I
had done that 20 years ago. A little

different back then. Well, Donald. Your
daughter thought you were smarter.

Go ahead, Donald.

I never stuck her with a pen or anything
back then.

Time to take off your daughter's
panties.

There we go. Whoa.

Don't unroll them.

Yeah, Dad.

Hang on. I got it. All right, here we
go. Wow.

Dad, that's wrong.

Valerie, you are not happy about this,
are you? Not really. And dad is.

Hey, can I give a shout out to my
brother, Jay? I know he's listening

right now.

You might as well.

Oh. By the way, you're nicely shaved.
I'll admit that looks very nice. Hey,

I've been working on that since I was
19.

Honey, you look good. Thank you. Donald,
how do you feel taking your daughter's

panties off?

Very embarrassed. Yeah, that was really
wrong. I've got to tell you something.

That was as wrong as it gets, Robin.

Absolutely. I couldn't even watch. Let's
go back to find out who's going to win

the $10,000. It's down to two. Two
people. That's right. Let's go back to.

Groups, anyway. I won't call them
couples. We're going to go back to Tony

and Billy Sue.

Down to our panties. Tony, you feeling
confident?

Yeah. All right. Tony is feeling very,
very confident. 10,000 on the line.

All right. Here we go.

Are you ready? I think so. What U.S.
president ordered the dropping of the

first atomic bomb?

Oh, don't.

Don't shake your head like that. Yeah.

We only did it once. Can I tell him? You
can tell him. If you do, your panties

come off.

You lose.

You can get it right on a guess.

I got to take a shot. Go ahead. I don't
know it.

Oh.

Any time today.

Oh.

Give me a second.

Pick one. I don't know it. I'm going to
pick one.

Roosevelt. Oh, you were so close.

No, no, Artie, Artie, Artie. No?

No.

Who was it? Truman. Truman.

You were so close. Yeah, I knew that.

That wasn't that hard.

She knew.

Truman had a hot daughter, too.

Now they get it.

They won.

We won. Well, what if they got the
question?

They're at the same level in the
contest. Oh, yeah, yeah. Do they get

another question? They get another
question, but your panties come off.

Yeah, we know that. We might have a
challenge roll.

Don't worry about it. Challenge roll.

That's what it's called. You guys zoom
right in when I go for this. Oh, look at

these. They're vultures.

Let's listen in. We're at the same
level.

Don't look.

Dad just took off his daughter's
panties. You're completely naked. And,

boy, you look good, too. You're totally
shaved.

Oh! Did you know that, Dad?

Yeah. Yeah, you did know that.

Well, how does that feel, Tony?

Yeah, that was tough.

Billy Sue, what are you thinking?

Did it feel wrong when your dad slid
your panty down?

You knew that?

Yeah, I knew that.

All right, let's see if Dwayne can steal
the money now. You still could

theoretically be in it, Tony, believe it
or not. But it's up to Dwayne now to

really get the job done and take the
game here.

Come on, Dwayne, blow it.

All right, here we go.

Dad, you ready?

Yeah. This could take it all.

Let me make sure I'm in the right place
here, okay?

How much do you want that money? How
much do you want it? I want it. You want

$10,000? Oh, yeah.

Okay, here we go.

Boy, I'm wondering if you're going to
know this. I wish we could bet on this

one. What is it? Read it to us first.

If you're wondering, I'm betting you
ain't getting it.

All right, here it is. What did GI
originally stand for on the uniforms of

American military men?

G-I.

Government issue.

You win.

How'd you know that?

How'd you pull that out?

I love history, like Discovery Channel
and all that stuff. I know all that kind

of stuff.

Wow. Wow, you are $10,000 richer.

I'm shocked. I didn't think you'd get
that one.

Government issues pretty widely known.

Well, Dwayne, couple number two, Dwayne
and Andrea, father, daughter, your

panties are on. You didn't have to take
them off, Andrea.

Two naked women are standing in front of
me. Gary, what do you have to say? I see

you're anxious to get a microphone.

Well, I got some prizes for the people
that lost.

What do we have? Each of the losers will
get $500 courtesy of Valley Total

Fitness. Valley Total Fitness. Go to
your local Valley and sign up. That's

right. And, Dwayne, you just got your
head kissed by your daughter, even

though she's topless.

You know, I've got to tell you, there's
some weird body language going on here.

Like, the one thing I noticed is that
Dwayne's daughter, most of the women,

after they got naked, stood a step back.

But she not only stood right in front of
him, she faced him. Are you attracted to

your own father?

No. Oh.

Hiding from the other fathers by doing
this?

The other weird thing is Tony was the
only father that when he had to take off

his daughter's panties actually faced
her. Yes. The other ones put their back

to her, but he actually looked her right
in the crotch. Tony more comfortable

with nudity, I believe. Yeah, I think
so.

Well, girls, Valerie, I understand you
want to be a singer. That's your

ambition.

Sure. Any chance you want to go on
American Idol? Is that part of your

thing?

Well, I've heard you talk about American
Idol, so I'm not going to comment.

What kind of music do you sing? Maybe we
can help you out here. Actually, I like

to sing country music.

Have you ever sang country music naked?

Maybe that's a career.

Because I tell you, you've got the body
for it. You really do.

You're four kids away from being the odd
one. I smell some money on top of you.

Let's go to Ryan. Ryan, you're on the
air.

Hey, Howard, is there an opportunity
that these fathers can make extra cash

by, you know, grabbing their daughters'
hands?

Not with this guy. I got to tell you,
even I thought that. I think that's

wrong. I put that thought away. I think
seeing a dad grab his daughter's boobs

would be just totally out of line. I
could not handle that. This has been

bad. This is bad enough. I was even
thinking if you spanked your daughters

and stuff, but I don't even think I can
handle that, right?

Donald, you wouldn't spank your daughter
for money, would you? Naked.

No, I'm not sick.

You would do it for, say, $3,000?

Yeah.

I don't want to see it. I just wanted to
know. I don't think I can go there,

Valerie, as much as I'd love to hand you
over the money. I mean, you wouldn't let

your father spank you for three grand,
would you? Three grand? Yeah.

Naked over his lap. That would be really
bizarre, wouldn't it?

Yeah, that would be a little too much.
You could use that money.

I could use the money.

Besides, I want to see.

Thank you, Dwayne.

He thanked you when you were four. He
thanked you when you were 24.

What's the difference? That's right. All
right, well, listen, couples.

This is the first father-daughter.

It's just wrong.

I'd say it was a big success.

It was a big success. Some of the
contestants on today's It's Just Wrong

will be receiving phone calls from Jerry
Springer very soon, I'm sure. All right.

You know what I mean? But it's odd, you
know, when you have a contest like this,

there usually is more levity in the
room. But when the girls are naked.

Yeah, it is. It's a little strange. But
all right. Everybody walks out with some

cash. But the big winners, of course,
Dwayne and Andrea, $10,000 prize.

Any chance of any of the daughters doing
anything with any of the other

daughters? Oh, God.

Well, there you go. Now, there's a
thought. It's not wrong enough for this

guy. Okay. This guy should be producing.
All right.

We're going to commercial. Before we go,
$1,000 for any of the daughters that

want to make out with each other.
$1,000. All right. Wait a second.

Now, what are you saying, Billy Sue?

Huh? What do you want to do?

I'll make out for $1,000. Anybody else
want to make out? Anybody in particular

you'd like to make out with?

I can't say that. I don't know. Either
of them. They're both good. Valerie,

what about you?

$1,000.

A piece, or do we have to split it? No,
I'll give you $1,000 each.

Thousand each? Do I just have to kiss
her?

Well, I think it has to be passionate.

Passionate. Ten seconds.

Dads, what do you think of your
daughters doing lesbianism naked right

now? Are you against it? Do you want to
advise your daughters? You'll give us a

thousand bucks apiece if I make out with
her. Right, you've got to stand right

there. How long do we have to do it?
Five seconds.

No shit.

No. Hell yeah, I'm going to do it. Hell
yeah.

With your tongue? Fuck you.

Not the F word. Not the F word. Sorry.
Hell yeah. Donald, what do you think?

Your daughter should do it? Hell yeah.
Really? What do you think?

Tony, what do you think? Yeah, go for
it. All right, let's see that.

Dad, are you going to watch or are you
going to close your eyes? Yeah, I'm

checking this out. All right, here they
go. Two girls.

Go for it, Val.

Oh, you know that. I mean, why are you
watching? You're watching.

Go ahead, girls, and begin your make-out
session. I'll time you.

Robin,

you're going to hell. I didn't have
anything to do with this.

I think the two of you like each other.
Yeah, I got to tell you, the blonde who

seemed resistant seemed to be the
aggressor. That was good.

Have you done things with girls before?

Have you girls done stuff before?

No. Have you, Billy Sue? Yeah. Yeah,
because it looks like you're way into

it.

Dad, how do you feel seeing your
daughters make out with each other?

I didn't care. It was cool. She's got
her own mind, you know? She's got her

own mind.

She certainly has her own mind. You know
what screwed up censorship is? Two girls

just agreed to make out naked in front
of their fathers, and we went, wait,

don't curse.

Howard, want to give a quick shout-out
to my boys? Yes, Tony, go ahead. All my

boys in the concrete, all you
construction workers, get to work!

Yeah!

Nobody's taking you seriously, Tony.

Blaine, a quick shout-out to anybody?

Hi, everybody in South Jersey.

All right, Donald.

Donald's in shock. Hey, I just want to
say hello to everybody in Wyoming. And,

hey, way to go, affordable rubbish.

Yeah. Pick it up. And couples, besides
overwhelming evidence against it, you're

all winners.

By the way, I'm single, too, there in
Wyoming. Hey, Donald needs a date.

Damn right. I think that's what he's
saying, yes.

I was surprised I got that far, really,
because I'm not good at trivia, so we

got a couple right. It was cool, you
know.

Billy, are you upset that your dad
didn't get them right and you actually

wound up getting naked?

No, I'm not upset. I mean, yeah, we
could have used the $10,000, but it was

fun, I guess. It was an experience.

How did it feel getting naked in front
of your dad?

In front of him, I didn't mind, but him
taking off my clothes, I think, I didn't

like, and in front of everybody else.
Why didn't you like it?

It's my body, not theirs.

Did you catch any of the other dads
looking at you?

I didn't bother to look. I just kept my
face straight.

Yeah, Dwayne, man.

Dwayne was keying on everybody.

So for $1,000, you actually kissed
Mallory? Yeah. How was that?

She's a good kisser.

Yeah. I would pay $1,000 to see that
again.

Yeah,

absolutely. That was cool.

What did you think about that?

Okay, Valerie and Donald, you guys lost.
How do you feel?

I'm fine with it. You know, that's cool.

You know, Dwayne and Andrea seem really
cool. They're very nice people.

So, you know, they need the money.

That's cool. I made a grand anyway, so
that's great.

Well, Valerie, are you upset that you
had to get naked in front of your dad?

No, he didn't look.

Is that true, Dad? No, I didn't look at
all. You didn't look at all?

No. Come on, that's my daughter.

I don't know. It looked like you were
looking. No, man. He was looking down

towards Andrea.

Yeah, the other ones.

So, Valerie, you actually, so for
$1,000, you had to make out with one of

the other girls. How was that?

Yeah.

I don't know. I guess people kind of
kissed the same. I didn't, you know, the

gender didn't make a difference. It was
a nice kiss, you know. She was a nice

girl.

Dad, how did it, did you check her out
when she was kissing the other girl

naked?

Did you check my daughter out? Did you
check out what was going on?

Oh, yeah.

Most definitely, you know.

What were you thinking when you saw your
daughter making out with the other girl?

You know, she'll do anything for money.
Everybody's got a price. I'm not doing

anything for money.

Oh, we all got a price.

All right, guys. Congratulations. You
won. Thank you. How do you guys feel?

Great. Wonderful.

The man of the moment right here.

Now, you didn't really have much faith
in your dad before this game started.

I was really nervous. I know. Once the
spelling questions come out, I'm not a

very good speller, but I was glad I
didn't get any spelling questions. I

closed my eyes. I was praying.

Now, you did have to take your
daughter's bra off and top off at least.

How was that? How was that like?

It was weird, but, you know, you do what
you got to do to stay in the game.

To get the money.

Now, did you check out your daughter
when she had her top off? I did catch a

glimpse there. It kind of blinded me.

I didn't want to say it, but I've seen
it.

Andrea, how did you feel with, you know,
like you standing there topless in front

of your dad? Like a horse's patoot.

What does that mean?

A horse's ass.

Were you nervous, upset?

Yes, I was nervous. My face was probably
red the whole time like it is now.

But, hey, I got the money shot. Cool.

That's what it's all about.

I wanted a shot at the money, so we got
it. That was cool. Was it worth it?

Yeah, definitely.

Was it worth seeing your daughter
topless for $5,000?

It was worth it for me, yeah. It didn't
bother me at all.

If I didn't win the money, I might have
been a little mad, but I'm okay.

Andrew, do you want to thank your dad
for making sure?

Thank you, Daddy.

I'm glad I have enough knowledge to do
it.

Do you want to thank Howard for letting
you play again? Yes, thank you, Howard.

Thanks, Howard, very much. Thank you,
everyone.

Everybody here was great.