All language subtitles for case no 7906228 not so clever_52min

Okay,

come in. Take a seat.

So, you know why I called you in, right?

Um, no. I have no idea.

Well, um, we saw you, uh,

Apparently, you were taking an item from
the store.

I'm sorry, what?

Yeah, you were... Someone saw you take
an item from the store.

I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.

Well, it was... Apparently, a pair of
glasses in the cage.

Um... Well, I... I don't really know
what to say. The

person might have been seeing things.

Like, maybe you'd have thrown a red
skirt?

Well, there were a few people, actually,
a few witnesses that told me elsewise.

So, I mean, I'm just doing my job and
bringing it in here and doing some

proper precautions because they're not
there anymore. I'm not accusing you of

stealing, but they're mipping, and a
couple people said that, you know, they

saw you.

Well, a couple people need to mind their
business.

I didn't steal anything.

Okay. Well, I'm not calling you a liar
or anything. I'm just saying that, you

know, it's their word against your word,
and I can't take both sides unless I get

to the bottom of it.

And, you know, the only way we're going
to do this is if we could possibly, you

know, if you have them on you, then
you're guilty. If not,

they're at fault.

Well...

I don't really know what to say. I'm
telling you I didn't take them. If I am

saying I didn't take them and they're
saying that I did take them, then it's

like just my word against theirs and
their words against mine. How can you

really know?

Honestly,

I have somewhere to kind of be.

I'm wasting my time quite frequently.

Okay, well, I don't want to waste any of
your time or anything, but you have to

take care of that situation.

So what we're going to have to do is I'm
going to have to put this information.

This is so ridiculous.

What's your name?

JC.

JC.

That's it? JC?

Wild.

Wild?

What's your address?

Is that really necessary?

Yeah.

What's going on here is a big crime. I
mean, you can either do this the easy

way or the hard way. I don't know if you
want to go to jail. It'd be a big crime

if I was actually guilty of something.

Well, we're going to find out. We don't
know for a fact, but we're going to find

out. That's what we're here for. And as
soon as we get this done, the sooner we

can just both get out of here and go
about our day.

Okay, fine. Whatever.

1123 Northwest Avenue.

Okay.

And how tall are you?

5'8". 5'8"? Yes.

Do you have any identification?

No, unfortunately.

Okay. What were you planning on doing in
the store?

Were you planning on buying anything?

What do people do in stores?

I was going to, but now I'm back here. I
don't want to buy anything anymore.

How are you planning to pay for it? How
else do people pay for things?

Money, duh.

Well, I don't see a purse on you.

Cards, you know, nothing.

Are you a private investigator or
something?

Women keep changing cash in their bras
and stuff like that.

Oh, really?

Get with it, I guess. I don't know.

Well, can I see some cash or credit
cards in your bra?

I don't owe you anything.

I'm telling you what I'm telling you.
Just listen to what I'm saying.

You owe me a lot right now.

You know what?

Sit tight.

I'm going to go check the surveillance
camera.

And don't do anything funny because we
have cameras in here.

Oh, going somewhere?

I'll be sitting right down there.

Sorry to stay with you.

That's a big crime. You know what you
can do? You can go to jail for that.

And you could pay a big fine.

They're going to be on your record for a
very long time. And I don't think

anybody wants that. I don't think you
want that. Your family wants that.

So, you know.

So, you're saying you caught me on
camera.

Yes, I did.

Telling something.

I did. But you're so sure about Bob and
Wyman untoward.

Well, because we haven't found the item
yet.

So, you took it, but you could have put
it back.

You could have given it to somebody, or
it could possibly be still on you.

And we're going to get through all of
those procedures right now, but the

first step we've got to do is we've got
to check to see if it's on you.

So you're going to have to, you know,
come up and give it clean, or you're

going to have to, you know.

Well, I didn't take anything, and if
you're going to want to search me,

unless it's a requirement here and
legally allowed to search me, I am not

letting you search me.

Okay, well, if I don't search you, the
cops are going to search you. And

they're going to do it in front of a lot
of inmate people. And those people are

really hungry for girls like you. They
haven't seen, you know, good-looking

girls in a long time. So, you know, I
don't think you want that.

That's what happened.

You're here because of your actions.

So you have no one to blame but
yourself.

So it's either me or the cops, so you
pick.

If I let you search me, I won't get
arrested.

Well, then, yeah.

I'm going to do my job, and if I can
search you, then nobody has to know

about this.

Fine,

but don't get too handy.

I'm only going to do what I need to do.

Okay.

Stand up for me, please.

What you're going to do is stand right
here in front of me.

Right here.

Put your arms out to the side.

I'm going to use this metal detector and
we'll see if you have any items or any

other items on you.

Okay.

Oh, wow. What's this?

Do you need to know?

I don't know. It's going off.

I have my nipples pierced.

Really?

Yes.

Okay, well, you know, Dad is getting in
the way of me trying to figure out if

you have something on or not. And how is
that my problem?

Well, the item that you took is metal,
and it's getting in the way.

Your piercings are getting in the way,
so what we've got to do is...

I mean, this thing is completely
useless. You're going to have to do a

little strip search for me.

That is so inappropriate.

I didn't make the rules.

So what's it going to be? Are you going
to let me strip search you or the cops?

This shouldn't even be... Isn't there
like a female security guard or

something? Nope, I'm the only one.

That should still be against code.

Fine. Fine. Here. Search me. Do
whatever.

Alright, so, uh... I'll have to

give him cheese.

Stay forward.

What are you doing?

I'm just checking.

Those are my breasts.

Well, how do I know? You could have lots
of items in there. These are pretty big

breasts. Well, wasn't that enough of a
feel to know I don't? Well, I'll

determine when I had enough.

See, you have to get underneath.

There's a lot of items that can be
pressed in between the tissue of the

chest and the breast.

You have to go through the cleavage
because you're not sure if anything's...

Nothing in my cleavage. I'll be the one
to determine that.

Oh, I have to check the armpit.

And the waist.

Don't check.

Start here.

Start where?

Wait, wait. My hips are really
sensitive, so just be careful.

Okay.

What's that?

Hmm?

There was something moving over there.
I'm sorry.

Okay.

I thought it might have been a rat or
something.

Oh, a rat?

Yeah. It's okay. They're friendly.

Come on now.

I don't know. It's an important part
here because it holds a lot of items

more than the breast part, so.

Okay,

well, I didn't find anything.

This is Gio. Go ahead.

It seems that she threw a missing item
on the shelf behind you.

Really? Yeah, I'm just watching you with
the purple camera here.

Please be advised.

Let's see what's going on.

So you had this on you the whole time,
huh?

My colleague said that he saw you throw
this over there.

Now I'm going to have this right here.
It's exactly your fingerprint. It's

exactly your fingerprint. Because you
know what? We got you on camera. We have

your fingerprint.

And now you're going to jail.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Fine. I took them, okay? I got in
trouble at school.

I beat this kid's ass because he
wouldn't leave me alone. And my

principal said that I had to get him a
new pair of glasses or I was going to

get expelled. And my parents would kill
me if I get expelled from another type

of school.

Why would you steal these? They're only
$10.

Because I didn't feel like paying for
it, I guess.

I'm rebellious. I don't know.

I think it's stupid.

I shouldn't have to buy fucking glasses
for this kid.

Dick.

Yes, he is. Well, look what he got you
into.

Well, I'm glad you confessed.

The matter is the fact that you lied to
me, and I don't trust you anymore.

So, we're going to have to do a script
search.

What?

Yeah.

You already found what you said you were
looking for. Yes, but you lied, and now

that means that you could possibly have
more items on you than we know of.

So, you're going to have to do a strip
search.

What if I don't want to?

Well, I'm going to have the police do
it.

And they're not going to be as nice as I
am.

And they'll definitely be contacting
your parents.

You wouldn't. I would.

Fine. Fine.

Do it.

Do it

nicely.

Don't do it so rough and mean and mad.

I couldn't be enjoyable for you.

Do you need some help?

Can you not look at me so much?

And what's the point of doing the chips
first then?

Keep going.

Do I have to take off my panties too?

Oh, please.

The most important part.

You'd be surprised. A lot of people do
shanking.

Okay.

Take off the shirt too.

Alright, now.

You happy?

Well, nothing yet.

I'm completely naked.

There's nothing on me.

There has to be something else.

There's another procedure we have to do.
Maybe... Healing of... your

body.

This should not be a protocol.

Gotta check this.

You're hiding something in my pubic
hair.

Could you put your hands on the table,
please?

And bend over.

It's okay. It'll be alright.

It'll be alright.

There you go. Can you spread your legs a
little bit for me, please?

What?

There you go. So I'm just going to do,
like, a quick, quick, heavy stretch.

Can you bend over a little bit more?

There you go, sweetheart.

Can I get a good look inside there?

What do you think I hid up there?

You get a better look.

What are you doing?

What? I'm looking for drugs.

What are they training you about in
security guard school?

Maybe.

What are you doing?

This is protocol, okay? This is the job.

I didn't come up with this stuff.

This is what, you know, what we must do
just in case things like this happen.

We take proper precautions, and if
there's anything else, then be found.

So... You're right. You don't have
anything on you.

I could have told you that. Actually, I
did.

You need to sit down, please.

Can I put my clothes back on, please?

No.

You have to sit down. You just told me.

There's one more thing.

Nothing else we found on you. So, I
mean... I don't know. This

is not looking good for you.

I mean, you're stalled.

It's going to go on your record.

And you're going to get arrested.

I don't think your parents are really
going to like that.

And, quite frankly, I mean, this doesn't
look good for your future.

So...

He stopped touching me.

Why are you touching me?

I'm just inspecting you a little bit
more. I said you

found what you needed to find and that
charges were getting pressed.

But we don't have to go through all the
charges.

We don't have to call the cops. We don't
have to, you know, put this on your

record. We don't? No.

What?

What can I do? I could clean your
office.

I could do your grocery shopping. I
don't know.

Please don't tell my parents. Please
don't call the cops. I can't deal

with... Do you know how young I am? I
can't have a record. I know.

I know.

But, I mean, we don't have to have a
record for you.

If you just, you know, relax.

Just go with the flow.

What if I could tell you I can make the
surveillance video footage disappear?

Would you really do that?

Well, that all depends.

What are you willing to do for me?

If I told you we'll do anything, then
what?

What are you insinuating?

Do you want me to kiss you or something?

Why don't you, uh... Why don't you just
stand up over there?

By the desk.

So you just want to touch me like that
and then you'll delete the tapes, right?

If you touch me back, we'll delete the
tapes.

I

don't

know how I feel about this.

Is this part of your protocol?

If you're playing your cards right, you
won't go to jail.

I cheated.

A little closer.

Don't open it.

And press go.

Just give it a little touch.

And everything will be okay.

Your dick will let you go. Uh-huh.

Yeah, I should do a good job.

Which I think you will.

I need to help you down.

Gee, how kind of you.

Do I really have to?

It's probably the best.

There you go.

Just pretend you're doing this in your
real personal life.

Just look at me like I'm the man in your
dreams.

A little bit more enthusiasm and a smile
would be nice.

Thank you.

I've done enough now.

Not yet.

Just a few more licks.

You know how this is supposed to end.

mm-hmm

off.

a little bit more.

This is a good start, but we can
probably move to something else. No,

something else.

Yeah.

I'll do it better, I swear. I will do it
better.

Just give me a second. I'll make you
some.

Oh yeah, dude.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay, why don't you stand up for me?

I thought you said... I thought you said
you're good.

Well, we're going to do something else
now.

We're not done yet.

There you go.

There you go.

Just turn around.

Put your hands on the desk.

Spread your knees.

You know what?

Put your knee... Put your knee up.

There you go.

Take that tie off. There you go.

It's going to be okay.

It's just going to...

Yeah, that's it. Just a couple of
strokes.

That's all we need.

Just like that.

I'm not in trouble anymore, right?

You almost did.

It'll be over soon.

Are you okay?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to put this right here.

Thank you.

on the table for me.

I'm almost not able to do it anymore.

Almost. A few more things.

Sit more in the middle.

There you go.

Lean back.

Okay. There you go. That is? Yeah.

Put your leg there.

There you go.

Like this?

Yeah, there you go.

Play with your pressing a little bit.

Right, you can tension.

Feels like... I feel something.

I feel something.

I feel like my vagina, I guess.

You feel good?

Why don't you try to get to your suite?

Make yourself comfortable.

Oh, my God.

This does not feel good right now.

I guess it does.

Keep going.

Just because I had an orgasm does not
mean I like it.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. Let yourself go.

That's why we're here.

You can have a good time.

A good time?

Yeah.

Good time.

Alright.

If you're going to have a good time, you
better fuck me harder than that.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Fucking cute.

Fuck me like I stole it.

Why don't you get out of that chair?

In a doggy position.

Now am I in trouble?

No.

Yeah, you know what you get out of that?
Okay.

Thanks.

You know what?

Maybe, honestly, this wasn't that bad.

I'll probably come back next week and
steal something again.

I'm sure I can get dressed now, right?

I do have to be so aware.