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You ready?

coming over?

Not my guest.

It's not your guest. It's your stepbrother's guest. Nope.

Come on.

Am I the one that has to do everything around here?

Oh, God. You guys are so... Oh,

now you're going to start doing stuff.

You think this happens to me every single day?

It does.

But these guys will cling to any kind of excuse that they don't have to do

anything and make me do all the work. Well, today is not about me.

It's about my baby's first girlfriend.

Oh, my God.

Oh, look at him. He's so in love.

Oh no, I wonder if she can accept our family as it is.

This is Lana.

Hi. That's my stepdad Jack. Hi Jack. This is my stepsister Olivia.

Hi Olivia. And this is my stepmom Cory. Hi Lana.

So nice to meet you.

I hope you don't mind playing Monopoly.

No, not at all. I love it. Good. I think it's a great icebreaker when we meet

somebody new.

Okay. So much fun. I'm so excited. You guys ready? Let's go play.

Oh,

okay.

Nine.

Do I get to buy a property?

If you would like.

I do.

There you go.

Thank you.

Okay, who's next?

Good job.

There you go.

I think I'm next.

Are you gonna buy it? You would like to buy it? I think I will.

Baltic Avenue.

So lovely.

Thank you.

Okay, am I good?

Sure is.

Ooh, a hat.

Good job, stepdaughter.

Okay.

I think that means I'm right here.

You're just visiting, or do you land in jail?

She just is mean, but I think we get to roll again because she got doubles. Oh!

Oh my gosh.

Wow, you are an amazing step-dog.

So, she's got a chance to get a property.

Oh my gosh, this is so fun.

I love playing board games with my step-parents. You guys are awesome.

Oh!

What are the chances?

Is it just like part of the tradition?

No, it's completely normal. Yeah.

Okay. Well, yeah, I want to do it too when it's your turn. Yeah. Okay.

All right, Ben, it's your turn.

All right.

Good roll.

Oh, awesome.

This game is great. It really does bring us all closer together, doesn't it? It

does, doesn't it? But it wasn't all my idea.

Oh, my baby girl thought of it too.

Oh, I just feel like this is the least boring game of all time. I definitely...

want to buy. Okay. Here you go.

Okay, use your property.

Oh, isn't that so sweet?

I don't understand.

You guys all have more money than me.

You must have given me less money.

No, that can't be true. I tell everyone the same, honey.

Let me see. Can you even count?

Let's count it out.

Here we go, this.

Three of those.

Two of these. See, you have everything. You were just, you had it all on your

thumb.

Exactly. Look at all that. Let me double check. Let's organize it a little bit

better. You know what?

It's all there, isn't it?

I don't know why I was freaking out for so long.

I would never do that. Oh, my God.

I don't know why I would ever do that to you.

I'm just so competitive.

You know what I'm saying?

You just need to look a little bit better.

One more check.

Everybody have their money?

I'm not missing any.

I definitely have mine.

Are you feeling okay, Lana? You're looking a little pale.

Oh, um, yeah.

I'm just, I think I'm a little tired.

It came in really intense.

Well, why don't you take a nap in Olivia's room and be fine.

Um, does she have to stay in my room?

Why not? You have plenty of room. Yeah, I better feel at home.

I'm just like kind of a particular sleeper, but it's fine. You can stay in

my bed.

Thanks

I cannot sleep at all with her laying... Like, look at her, she's sleeping in the

whole bed.

Listen, I can't sleep either, but I... One day, you're going to want to bring

someone home too, and you're going to expect that your brother would be

walking with you. I just... I don't think we can handle another member of

the family.

I think I know what will help me sleep.

What?

I think I need something stronger, because she just keeps fooling around.

You're not scared about her waking up?

No, I mean, she needs to get used to it.

The sooner she finds out how this family really works, the better.

Thank you.

What are you doing up?

I couldn't fall asleep.

It's okay, honey.

Boys his age have to release their sexual intention every single day.

It's science.

Do you want mommy to make you feel better?

Yeah, but I'm just so bummed that Lana didn't get to know the family more.

Oh, it's okay, honey.

Besides we're not a typical family and it might take some extra time for her to

get to know us.

But I'm always here for you.

I'll help you release some of that sexual tension.

I love feeling my big boy growing so big and hard in my hand and my mouth.

Tell me a war.

I'm sure that'll help you feel better.

to fix everything.

What happened?

She just got up and walked out. I think she's a sleepwalker.

She just passed out on the floor again but she's not sleeping in my bed.

think anyone's gotten any sleep tonight. Why don't we just help each other relax

and I really don't see Lana getting up anytime soon.

We should be fine.

Don't worry about her, baby.

She'll come around.

I love it when you can turn

on your phone.

You're just dreaming.

It's all a dream, honey.

You're just dreaming.

Yeah, it's just a dream. It's just a dream.

No, I'm not.

You guys are just fucking perverts.

No, you're dreaming. No, Lana.

No, Lana, don't go.

Oh,

it's okay, honey. I'm so sorry about this.

Like I said, we're not the typical family.

And there'll be plenty of others.

Let mommy make you feel better.

I can't remember anything about it.

control of her men and family.

The boys want to go ahead and lie down.

I just shoved that dick in my mouth, daddy.

Bend over.

Oh, thank you.

for tea family.