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( upbeat theme playing )
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( indistinct chatter )
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Oh, my God.
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( stutters )
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Excuse me,
I'm sorry.
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Um, man--
Uh, you're--
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You're Ray Charles,
aren't you?
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That's right.
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Oh, man,
I-I'm a huge fan of yours.
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And, uh,
my girlfriend and I--
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We listen to your music
all the time.
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And, well, she's not
my girlfriend anymore
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but-- But...
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Oh...
Oh, you know something?
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This would be perfect,
this would be perfect.
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Listen, Ray...
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Uh-- Mr. Charles, sorry.
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My girlfriend and I
just recently broke-up
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and no matter what I do
she won't take me back.
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I mean, I've tried everything.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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What a sad story.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah...
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Well, uh--
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Okay, you know your song:
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"I Can't Stop Loving You?"
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Oh, yeah, I've heard it.
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( laughs )
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Of course, I-I...
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You sing it all the time,
I mean...
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Well, anyway, um, uh--
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My girlfriend, Alex--
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That's her name, Alex.
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--that is her favorite song
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and I was thinking that, uh--
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She's standing
right over there.
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If you were to just
go over to her
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and just sing a few bars
of "I Can't Stop Loving You"
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and say it's from Brian,
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she would take me back
in a second.
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What do you say? Huh?
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W-w-w-would ya do it? Huh?
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Would ya? Huh?
Please?
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No.
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Hey, Joe.
Hey.
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Uh, listen, this morning
on your landing
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did you by any chance
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hear a really scary
grinding noise
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coming out of
the port engine?
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No, why?
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Ah, it's probably
nothing.
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No, wait, hold on.
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If you think
you heard something
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you probably should
check it out.
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You're right.
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It's better to be safe
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then really,
really sorry.
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Oh, Joe, the man
from the bank is here.
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Oh, all right, send him in.
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Fay, uh--
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Think I have a chance
of getting this loan?
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Oh, of course I do.
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You're not just
saying that, are you?
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Of course I am.
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Uh, right this way,
Mr. Thompson.
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How do you do, Mr. Hackett?
Steve Thompson.
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Hi, nice to finally meet you.
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Uh, please, uh--
Call me Joe.
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Okay, I trust you were able to
put the figures together for me.
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Yeah, yeah, I got
the, uh, tax returns
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and the profits and loss
statements from last five years
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right here.
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You're staring at my head,
aren't you?
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No, no, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
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No, I'm not, I'm just
looking at your hat.
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You're a Red Sox fan, huh?
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You wanna know what's under
the hat, don't you?
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No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
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All right, all right,
I just had
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a little work done
on my hairline.
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You're repulsed,
aren't you?
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No, I'm not.
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Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
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I just had these
hair plugs put in
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and I'm a little self-conscious.
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Oh, there's no need to be,
it's barely noticeable.
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I can't believe it.
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Alex didn't even
go for the monkey.
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How am I gonna get her back?
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I've tried every--
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Yow! What the hell
happened to you?
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Brian, Brian--
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Did you see this?
If your barber did that to you,
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you really got
a lawsuit coming.
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Boy, you get that head
in front of a jury
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you're gonna make a fortune.
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Brian, this is Mr. Thompson
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from down at the bank.
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He's here about our loan.
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Look, I, uh-- I just
had these hair plugs put in.
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Really, it's hardly noticeable.
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Anyway, uh,
back to business.
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I notice here
in the third quarter
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the profits seem
a little down.
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Oh, yeah, I know.
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I know that things look
a little spotty right now
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but I think in a few months
you'll see a lot of new growth.
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Joe, I really need
to talk to you about Davis--
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Holy mackerel!
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Helen, Helen...
What happened to your head?
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Helen, this is Mr. Thompson
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from the bank.
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I-I just had hair
plugs put in.
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Oh, honey, you didn't
get 'em done
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down at the mall,
did you?
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Look, I think I can
take this paperwork
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back to the office.
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Oh, no, no, no, listen.
Mr. Thompson, please, uh--
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You can stay here,
I will make sure no one
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says anything else
about your head.
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Joe, I think I know
what the problem is.
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Bad plugs.
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Uh, look, Mr. Thompson,
I'm very sorry.
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He was talking about--
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Don't worry about it.
I have everything I need
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to present to
the loan committee.
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Actually, they're
meeting today,
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so why don't you stop
to my office sometime after 4.
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I should have an answer for you.
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Great, okay,
I'll see you then.
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Hey, Sox fan, huh?
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All right,
I have hair plugs!
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Okay?
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Really?
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They're hardly noticeable.
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Thanks a lot, Antonio.
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Well, that couldn't
have gone any worse.
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I'm sorry, Joe,
I didn't mean to barge in.
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It's just that I really
need to talk to you.
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Last weekend,
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Davis was acting
so weird.
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And I haven't
heard from him since.
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What do you think
it could be?
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Am I too demanding?
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Or maybe, maybe--
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Maybe I'm boring.
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No, look, Helen, you're
just being too hard on yourself.
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Yeah, you just probably
put on some weight.
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Brian, we need to talk.
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Oh, great, great.
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That's all I really
want to do with you.
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I just wanna sit down
and talk, you know.
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And I think that once
we get back together
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we'll be better than ever.
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Oh, but...
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...you wanted to be the one
to say it, didn't you?
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I'm sorry, go ahead.
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Phone bill came.
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Send me a check.
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Alex?
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Baby?
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So, uh, how'd it go
with Mr. Thompson?
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Oh, horrible.
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But I'm trying
to be optimistic.
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One way or another
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I am going to get
a second plane.
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Oh, wise up, Hackett.
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Nobody's gonna
give you a loan.
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You're always gonna
be the same crappy little
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one-plane operation
you've always been.
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Oh, Roy.
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Don't be
so negative.
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Just because every other bank
has turned him down
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and sure,
none of his relatives
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will answer his
phone calls anymore
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and sure, he's asked practically
everyone he knows for money
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but that doesn't--
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Don't look at me,
I've got one lousy T-bill
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and it's gotta last.
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Hey, Joe.
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What's this rumor
I hear there's a--
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There's a new plane
on the way?
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Oh, yeah, look--
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Why is it the mechanic
is always the last to know?
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Do you know
how difficult it is
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to care for a new plane?
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Lowell, I was--
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Staying up all night
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whenever the fuel line
is clogged,
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getting up at 3 a.m.
to change it's oil.
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Worrying every time
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it spits up
God knows what--
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Lowell, I was going
to tell you--
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Now that I have one
up and running
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I was hoping to have
a little time for me.
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A little me-time, Joe.
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Maybe travel,
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take up watercolors.
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But no.
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No, now I have to--
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Look, Lowell, I was--
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Don't...touch me.
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( upbeat theme playing )
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( upbeat theme playing )
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Well, I'll see
you later, Helen.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
While you were out,
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Davis called.
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He did? What did he say?
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He said he's flying here
to see you.
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He did?
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Why?
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Beats me, he didn't say.
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Gotta go.
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Well, wait, something
must be wrong.
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Uh, he doesn't come here
in the middle of the week.
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Oh, my gosh,
it must be important.
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Well, what were
his exact words?
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Uh, okay, okay,
let me see...
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Well, first he said, uh--
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"Hi, Lowell."
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He thought I was Lowell.
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Uh, and then he said, uh--
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"Tell Helen
I will be coming
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to the island to see her.
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Got that?"
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Yes, I've got that.
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No, no, that's what he said.
"Got that?"
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And I said,
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"Yes, got that."
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Then I hung up
and had a cookie.
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Dammit.
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Don't worry, I put 50
cents on the counter.
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I knew it.
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He's coming here
to break up with me
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I can just feel it.
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Oh, God, I'm about
to get dumped.
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Helen, Helen,
you don't know that.
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Yeah, but you do,
don't you?
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You know something,
don't you?
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He told you something,
didn't he?
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No, he didn't tell me anything--
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Yes, he did. I know how
you guys all stick together.
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Why are you protecting him?
Just tell me what he said.
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Helen, I swear,
he did--
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Tell me what he said!
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I don't know anything.
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Get your hands off me
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or I'll use my pepper spray.
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( upbeat theme playing )
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Come on, we're gonna be late
for our meeting at the bank.
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Joe, cover me,
cover me, will ya?
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I'm just too bummed out
about Alex to go.
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Oh, look at her.
Look at her, will you?
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Oh, I gotta
get her back somehow.
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I'll do anything.
You got any advise?
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Yeah. Give it up.
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Brian, look, look,
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it's over.
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You gotta accept that.
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Quit now, while you
still have
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a little shred of dignity.
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00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,620
Attention,
Sandpiper passengers.
264
00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:57,620
Today's 5:30 flight
to Boston is--
265
00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:58,620
Wait, w-w-w-w...
266
00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,620
Could I just borrow this
for one second?
267
00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:01,630
Just one second.
268
00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,630
( clears throat )
269
00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:10,630
This is for that little lady
270
00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:12,640
sitting right over there.
271
00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,140
( stutters )
272
00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,640
Alex
273
00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:22,150
Hey, it's me
274
00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:23,650
Brian
275
00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:28,150
I'm not lyin'
276
00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:31,660
When I tell you I'm cryin'
277
00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:33,160
My heart is...
278
00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,160
Fryin'
279
00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,660
Whatever you're sellin'
I'm buyin'
280
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,660
'Cause inside I'm dyin'
281
00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:42,670
You're dyin' out here too, pal.
282
00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:48,170
So, Alex
283
00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:51,680
I just found out
284
00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,180
That nothing rhymes
285
00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:56,180
With Alex
286
00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:57,680
Except for maybe
287
00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:03,190
No nothing rhymes
With Alex
288
00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:05,190
So please
289
00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,690
Please come back to me
290
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,200
( applause )
291
00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:23,210
Brian,
292
00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:24,710
that you would do this--
293
00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:25,710
That you would
294
00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,710
embarrass and humiliate yourself
295
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,710
and in front of
all these people...
296
00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:31,220
Well...
297
00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,220
...it tells me something.
298
00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:33,720
( gasps )
299
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,720
You're an even bigger idiot
than I thought.
300
00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:41,230
One more time
301
00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:45,230
( upbeat theme playing )
302
00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,730
( whistling )
303
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,230
Oh, hey, Roy?
Mmm.
304
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:51,230
Um, is Davis listed on
any of your New York flights?
305
00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:53,240
Oh, come on, Chapel.
306
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,240
You know I can't give out
the names of my passengers.
307
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,240
Ever hear of FAA regulations?
308
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,250
You ever hear of
having your lip waxed
309
00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,750
with hot bacon fat?
310
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,250
You know, Chapel,
another time, another place,
311
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,750
this would be foreplay.
312
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,760
Hi.
313
00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:24,270
Hi, Davis.
314
00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:27,270
Yeah, Antonio told me
that you were coming.
315
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,770
It's good to see you.
316
00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:32,780
Yeah, it's good
to see you too.
317
00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:35,780
What are you doing here
and why do you have a golf club?
318
00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:38,280
Well, I was playing golf
in Florida with some clients--
319
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,280
Oh, I was playing horribly.
320
00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,790
I couldn't hit a drive,
I couldn't sink a putt.
321
00:11:42,790 --> 00:11:44,790
When I thought they'd break
right, they broke left.
322
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:46,290
When I thought
they'd break left--
323
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,790
They broke right,
yeah, I get it.
324
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,290
Well, anyway,
325
00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:51,800
on this one hole,
I hit into a trap.
326
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,300
A trap so deep
327
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:55,300
I thought
I'd never get out.
328
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,800
That made me think of you.
329
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,300
Thank you, Davis.
330
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,300
Well, I knew right then and
there that I had to see you.
331
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:02,810
So I walked right off
the course,
332
00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:04,310
took a cab to the airport,
333
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:06,310
chartered a jet
and flew straight here.
334
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,310
Helen,
335
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,810
we can't go on like this.
336
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:11,820
Here it comes.
337
00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:14,320
The time we've spent
together has been great.
338
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,820
But it's just
not enough anymore.
339
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,320
That's right. Living
in two different cities
340
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,820
trying to keep
a relationship together
341
00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,830
is killing us, so...
342
00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:22,830
...I think I know
what we should do.
343
00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:24,330
Yeah, so do I.
344
00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:25,330
You do?
345
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,330
Course I do.
I'm way ahead of you, Davis.
346
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,830
Oh, boy, that makes this
so much easier.
347
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:30,830
Just say it!
348
00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,340
Helen, I think
we ought to get married.
349
00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:33,840
It's just typical
of the--
350
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,340
What?
351
00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:41,850
I want you to marry me.
352
00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,350
Um, what?
353
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:49,350
Are you gonna make me
say this again?
354
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:50,850
Yeah, I think I definitely
need to hear that
355
00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:51,860
one more time.
356
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,860
Helen...
357
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,860
...will you marry me?
358
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,360
( crying ):
Yes.
359
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,870
( dramatic theme playing )
360
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,370
( upbeat theme playing )
361
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,380
Oh, my God. I can't believe
I'm getting married.
362
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,880
I never want us
to spend a moment apart
363
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,880
for the rest of our lives.
364
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,380
Well, gotta go.
365
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,380
What?
366
00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:22,890
I know this is crazy
but I just left
367
00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:25,390
three very confused clients
on the 13th green.
368
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,390
I gotta fly down there
and smooth things over.
369
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,890
Meet me in New York tonight
and we'll start celebrating.
370
00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:31,400
Okay. I'll be there.
371
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,900
Wait a second,
372
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:35,900
I didn't even
get you a ring.
373
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:36,900
Oh, pfff--
374
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,400
I don't need a ring.
375
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,900
Yet.
376
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,910
No, no, I-I-I'm supposed
to give you something.
377
00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:45,410
Here.
378
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:47,910
A golf ball.
379
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,410
It was my grandmother's.
380
00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:53,420
Bye.
Ohh...
381
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:54,920
( giddy laugh )
382
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,420
Hello?
383
00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,920
Anybody?
384
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,930
Um, something
just happened here.
385
00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:04,430
( screams ):
Hey!
386
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:07,430
What's a matter?
What's wrong?
387
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,930
You won't believe
what just happened.
388
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,940
What?
All right, let me try.
389
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,440
You just got a phone call
and you found out
390
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,940
you were switched at birth.
391
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,440
And your birth parents
are circus people.
392
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,950
Now, I don't know what they do
but I think it involves
393
00:14:21,950 --> 00:14:23,950
big floppy shoes
and a seltzer bottle.
394
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:26,450
No.
395
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,450
Davis just asked me
to marry him.
396
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:30,450
( laughs ):
You expect us
397
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:32,460
to believe that one?
398
00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:33,460
No, it's true.
399
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,460
He was golfing
in Florida.
400
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:36,460
He got caught in a trap
and he thought of me.
401
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,460
So he chartered a jet,
402
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,960
came down here
and proposed.
403
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,960
Hey, if you don't
believe me, look.
404
00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,970
What was that
circus thing again?
405
00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:46,970
Helen?
406
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:47,970
I just have to make sure--
407
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,470
You did say yes, right?
408
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:50,470
Yes!
409
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,980
Great, I'll see you tonight.
410
00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,480
Hey,
You're gonna love her family.
411
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,480
They're circus people.
412
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,480
( laughter )
413
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:02,490
Helen, Helen,
I am so happy for you.
414
00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:04,490
I'm glad somebody's
relationship is working out.
415
00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:06,990
Ah, well, originally I thought
it would be me and Alex
416
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:07,990
but if it can't be me--
417
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:08,990
Well, why can't it be me?
418
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:09,990
Brian, this is my moment.
419
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:10,990
Sorry, sorry.
420
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,500
Chapel, Chapel,
word of advice.
421
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,500
He is rich.
422
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,000
Don't let him sucker you
into a prenup.
423
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
That way when he dumps you,
424
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,500
you can bleed him dry.
425
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,510
Roy, I am not gonna need
426
00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:24,010
a prenuptial agreement.
427
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,510
I think New York is
a community property state.
428
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,510
Let's see,
I've gotta pack,
429
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:30,510
uh, and get to New York.
430
00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:32,020
Oh, Roy?
Yeah.
431
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:34,020
Um, I need a ticket
on your last flight to New York.
432
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,520
Oh, Chapel,
433
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,020
put your money away.
434
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,020
Gosh, thank you, Roy.
435
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:40,520
I'll bill you.
436
00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:43,530
Hey, Alex!
437
00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,030
Well--
438
00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:47,030
What was that all about?
439
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,030
Oh, uh--
440
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,030
Lynch just asked Helen
to marry him.
441
00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:52,040
Oh, that's great.
442
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,540
No wonder she's so happy.
443
00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:54,540
You-- You--
444
00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:57,540
You can be that
happy too, you know.
445
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,040
If Lynch asked me
to marry him, I would be.
446
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,540
Oh, come on!
447
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:02,550
Alex, this is insane.
448
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:05,050
We belong together.
449
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:07,050
So why don't I
just come over tonight.
450
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,550
and bring a bottle of wine--
451
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,050
Brian, when are you gonna
get it through your head?
452
00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:14,060
No matter how many cute
little gimmicks you try,
453
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,560
we're not gonna
get back together.
454
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,560
It's over.
455
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,560
Okay.
456
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,560
Fine.
457
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,560
Fine. It's over.
458
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,070
'Cause I've had
enough humiliation
459
00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:25,070
to last me a lifetime.
I'm done.
460
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,070
Oh, good.
461
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,070
The Cupid-gram.
462
00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:32,080
She's gonna love this,
she's right this way.
463
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:35,580
Nice wings.
464
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,580
Oh, hey, Lowell.
465
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,080
You'll never guess
what just happened.
466
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,590
Oh, I'm way ahead
of you, Joe.
467
00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:44,590
It's-- It's quite wonderful.
468
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:45,590
Uh, oh, wow.
469
00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:47,090
Wow, news sure
travels fast.
470
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,090
I only left the bank
ten minutes ago.
471
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:51,090
They know down at the bank?
472
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,600
Well, yeah, of course.
473
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,100
They're the ones
that made the decision.
474
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,600
The bank was involved?
475
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,100
Yeah.
476
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,100
Uh, we're not talking about
the same thing, are we?
477
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,110
Joe, try to keep up here.
478
00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:04,610
We're talking about Helen and
Lynch. They're getting married.
479
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:05,610
What?
480
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:08,610
I think I said that
pretty clearly.
481
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:09,610
Helen and Lynch
482
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:11,610
are getting married?
483
00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:13,120
Joe, I think
I've gotten to the root
484
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,120
of our communication
problem.
485
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:18,120
You just don't listen.
486
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,120
( upbeat theme playing )
487
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,630
( knocking )
488
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,630
Come on in.
489
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,130
Oh, oh, my God.
490
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:32,640
I just heard.
Oh, I'm thrilled for you.
491
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,140
I can't believe
I'm getting married, Joe.
492
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,140
Did you tell your mom yet?
493
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,140
She must've gone nuts.
494
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,640
Oh, I called her
but no one was home.
495
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,640
So I left this message;
496
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,640
"Hi, Mom, it's Helen,"
497
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,640
( screams ):
"Call me!"
498
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,150
Well, I gotta pack,
499
00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:44,150
I'm going to New York.
500
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,650
I gotta get ready.
501
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,650
I'll let you
get back to that, okay?
502
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:48,650
Okay.
Bye.
503
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,650
Bye.
504
00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:51,150
Oh, Joe?
505
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:53,160
Um, listen, thanks
for coming by.
506
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,160
I really appreciate it.
507
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,160
Come on, I couldn't
not come by.
508
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,160
Well, I should go.
509
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,660
Okay, 'cause
I'm gonna pack.
510
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:00,660
All right.
Okay.
511
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:01,660
Bye.
Bye.
512
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:05,170
Oh, oh, my God, Helen,
513
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,670
uh-- I almost forgot.
514
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,670
You know, you're not the only
person with good news today.
515
00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:10,670
You got the loan?
516
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:11,670
I got the loan!
517
00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:13,180
You got the loan?
I got it. I got it.
518
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:16,180
Oh, my gosh.
Isn't it incredible?
519
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,680
How our lives just
worked out so perfectly
520
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,180
and both on the same day?
521
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,680
I know, it's like
we go along
522
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,680
from one boring day
to the next
523
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,190
and then suddenly--
Wham;
524
00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:24,690
everything
just clicks.
525
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:26,190
Well, um...
526
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,190
I'm gonna go.
527
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,190
Okay, yeah,
I'm gonna pack.
528
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:30,190
'Kay. Bye.
529
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:32,200
Bye, Joe.
530
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:33,700
Joe!
531
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:34,700
Yeah?
532
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,200
I just had
this great idea.
533
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,200
You could be my best man.
534
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,700
Um...
535
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,700
Helen, I think
that it would be
536
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,210
traditional for Davis
to choose the best man.
537
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,710
Oh, yeah.
538
00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:46,710
Um, well, you could be
my maid of honor.
539
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:47,710
Are you kidding me?
540
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,710
Spend 200 bucks
on an ugly purples dress
541
00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:51,210
that I only wear once?
542
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,720
You know, you are
my best friend.
543
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,220
Promise me that
when I get married
544
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,220
that that will
never change.
545
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,720
Oh, come on.
546
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,220
After all we've
been through together.
547
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,730
We've known each other
since we were kids.
548
00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:04,230
We're best friends.
549
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,730
For a while there,
we were considerably
550
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,230
more than friends.
551
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,730
We're not gonna let
a silly thing
552
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:09,730
like a husband
come between us.
553
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,730
( chuckles )
554
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,740
Hey, come on,
let's make a pact.
555
00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:14,240
Oh, you remember.
556
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,740
Of course I remember.
557
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,250
Well, um...
558
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,250
I'll let you pack.
559
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,250
Yeah, I gotta
go to New York.
560
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,250
Yeah. Bye.
561
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,750
Bye.
562
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,760
Listen, Helen, um...
563
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,260
I just-- I just wanna say,
congratulations again.
564
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:37,760
You know, I'm sure that you
and Davis will be really happy.
565
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,260
Yeah, sure.
566
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,260
I--
567
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,270
I think that I really
picked the right man.
568
00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:43,270
Mm-hm.
569
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,780
( phone rings )
570
00:20:04,790 --> 00:20:07,290
( ringing continues )
571
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,790
Uh, that's probably
your mom.
572
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:09,790
Yeah, I got
to get that.
573
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:10,790
Yeah.
574
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,800
Yeah, well, um...
575
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,300
Yeah, okay.
576
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,800
Hello.
577
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,800
Hey, Momma.
578
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,300
( laughs )
579
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,810
You're not gonna believe
what happened today.
580
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,810
Davis asked me to marry him
and I said yes.
581
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:28,310
( giggles )
582
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:28,810
Uh-huh...
583
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:32,320
( dramatic theme playing )
584
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,820
( door opens )
585
00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:41,820
It's all over, Joey.
It's just--
586
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:43,330
It's all over.
587
00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:44,330
Uh--
588
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,830
Hey, Brian, um, whatever it is,
589
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,330
can we talk about it tomorrow?
590
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,330
( moans )
591
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,330
I just tried everything
I could think of
592
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:52,340
to get her back, you know.
593
00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:53,840
The Cupid thing
didn't work,
594
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,340
I even hired somebody
to skywrite:
595
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,340
"Brian loves Alex."
596
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,340
My luck, ran out
of smoke and wrote,
597
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:00,840
"Brian loves Al."
598
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,350
Hey, uh...
599
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:07,850
Brian, come on, I'm tired.
600
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,350
What am I gonna do?
601
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:11,860
I just made a big,
big mistake
602
00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:13,360
letting Alex get away.
603
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,860
Well, I...
604
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:16,360
I guess it's true what
they say, you know,
605
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,360
once you break up
with somebody
606
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,360
you can never get
back together, huh?
607
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,370
Huh?
608
00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:24,370
Oh, come on, Joey,
609
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,370
talk to me.
610
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,370
Yow!
611
00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:32,880
Weren't you supposed to get--?
612
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,380
When did you two--?
613
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,880
Joe, is there something
you'd like to say to me?
614
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,890
We got the loan.
615
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:45,390
( upbeat theme playing )
616
00:21:51,090 --> 00:22:02,910
( upbeat theme playing )
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