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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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Your attention please,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Announcing the departure
of Sandpiper Flight 20
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to Martha's Vineyard
and New Bedford.
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We request that passengers
needing assistance
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or traveling
with small children,
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please board at this time.
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Fay.
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Yes, Joe?
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First of all, that was
a lovely announcement.
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Ha-ha. Thank you.
Yeah, um,
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but we don't have
anyone on Flight 20,
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and there's not even
anyone here.
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( chuckles )
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I gue-- I guess I'm just
a creature of habit.
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It was 9 a.m.,
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and I automatically
announced Flight 20.
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( chuckles )
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It's kind of silly, isn't it?
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( chuckles )
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Sorry, Fay.
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( laughs )
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( airplane flies overhead )
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Attention, please.
Flight 20 has been canceled.
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W-- Ha-ha. I-I just, uh--
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Needed closure.
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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Uh, Helen, what--?
What are you working on?
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I'm working on a new menu.
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Um, when I was
in New York with Davis,
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he took me
to this restaurant
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where everything was
named after celebrities.
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So I thought
it might be fun to try it
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with the people around here.
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I've got
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Helen's Hash Browns,
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( chuckles )
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Sloppy Joe Hackett.
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Ha-ha. Get it?
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Ah, did you, uh--?
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Did you happen to
name anything after me?
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I sure did.
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Antonio's Spaghetti
and Meatballs.
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How long did it take you
to come up with that one?
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You-- You-- You just-- You just
look at the Italian guy,
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and immediately think
"meatball"?
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No, I-I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean to offend you.
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Um, let's just forget
about that, okay?
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Here, what can I get you
for lunch?
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Mamma mia, I don't-a know.
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How about a nice-a pizza pie?
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Well, I don't know
why Antonio was so upset.
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I think it's a lovely idea.
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Thank you.
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Are you gonna name anything
after me?
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I-- I already did.
( chuckles )
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Fay's Bran Muffin.
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I'm a bran muffin?
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Well, you know,
you order one every morning.
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Well, does the whole world
have to know that?
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Helen, what am I? What am I?
What am I?
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Well,
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actually, Lowell,
I-I-I don't know--
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I-- I'm gonna make
the menu, right?
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I mean, you're not gonna
leave me out, are you?
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Oh, no. No, of course not.
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Um, as a matter of fact,
you can be any food you want.
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Whoa. Okay, that's
a big responsibility.
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I'm gonna take a little time
with this. You know?
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I mean, I-I have to be something
that's low in cholesterol.
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And no fat.
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And I have to be easy to digest.
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I mean, I don't want
anybody waking up
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in the middle of the night
saying,
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"Boy, that Lowell Mather
gave me gas."
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I really enjoyed
your helicopter tour.
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When it got
a little choppy up there,
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I hope I didn't squeeze
your hand too hard.
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm actually
starting to get
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some feeling
back into my fingers.
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( both chuckle )
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Uh, listen, I'm gonna be
in Nantucket a couple of days.
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Uh, any chance
you might be free for dinner?
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Hey that's--
That's really nice.
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But, uh, the fact is I'm--
I'm seeing someone.
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Hey, baby.
Hi.
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Hey.
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Oh, well,
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you can't blame a guy
for trying.
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( chuckles )
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What was that all about?
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Oh, he just--
He just asked me out.
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What do you mean
he asked you out?
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Relax, I said no.
Yeah, but I--
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I'm not sure I like the idea
of other guys asking you out.
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Of course, you know, if you
wanna go out with other guys,
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you can.
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Well, I didn't say that.
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What, are you trying
to get rid of me?
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No, I just wanted
to give you your space.
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I didn't ask you for space.
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Wait a minute.
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Is this your way
of telling me
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that you want more space?
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No, I didn't say that.
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I don't wanna go out
with other women.
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Well, I don't wanna go out with
other guys. I'm perfectly happy.
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I'm perfectly happy with you.
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I've never been happier
in my whole life.
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I've never been happier, either.
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Fine. Why don't we
just see each other, then?
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Okay.
All right.
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Wait a second. Hold it.
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Something important
just happened here.
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Heh. What was it?
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I think we just agreed
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to have an exclusive
relationship.
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Right. Haven't we been
doing that already?
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Yeah, but we made it official.
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Official?
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We're not engaged, are we?
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No, but that look of terror
on your face is very flattering.
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Oh, come on.
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Come on. I didn't mean it
that way, you know?
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Why don't you take
your foot out of your mouth
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so you can kiss me?
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All right.
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Hey, guys,
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I'm sorry to interrupt,
but, listen,
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recently I've been
given the opportunity
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to become a food.
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So I-I just wanted to run
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these ideas past you.
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Okay, Lowell Melt.
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Lowell Kabob.
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Or Lowell Slaw.
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Okay, good idea.
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You get back to me later.
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( mellow piano theme playing )
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that sounds great.
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Hey, Joe. Joe, Something big
just happened to me, man.
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Can you--? Can you hold on
for just one second? What?
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( sighs )
Okay.
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Alex and I, uh,
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just took a very big step
in our relationship.
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You got engaged!
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No! No. No, no, no, no, no.
Nothing like that.
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We just, uh--
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We, uh, decided that we were
gonna only date each other.
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Oh. Isn't that
what you've been doing?
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Yeah, kinda, but, uh,
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you know, we decided
to make it official.
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Oh, great. So, Audrey...
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Audrey, I'll, uh--
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I'll see you
tomorrow night, okay?
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Wait--
Yeah, all right.
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Yeah, bye-bye.
Audrey. Audrey--
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The redhead with the legs?
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No, the short, stumpy Audrey.
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Wowee. Wow.
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Wait, wait, wait. I--
I thought you were dating Cindy.
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Well, I am. Saturday.
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In case you're interested,
Sunday--
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Yeah?
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--I'm goin' out with Dana.
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( laughs )
Wait, Cindy and Dana?
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And now, don't forget Audrey.
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But hey, you and Alex, man.
That is great news.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, no, I'm real--
I'm real happy about it.
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Well, I'm happy for you.
Yeah, me too.
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You don't think that I'm moving
too fast, do you?
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No, I just said
I thought it was great.
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I do too. I feel great.
You should.
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Well, I do. Don't I?
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Yeah, of course I do.
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Hey, I gotta pick up
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this charter in Boston.
All right.
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Yeah, fine, pick up that
charter, but listen, um,
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what you said earlier...
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Uh, I'm doing a good thing,
right?
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Absolutely.
Okay, 'cause I'm--
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I'm real happy
about me and Alex.
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Good, because I'm real happy
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about me, Cindy, Audrey,
Dana and Michelle.
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There's a Michelle?
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Oh, didn't I mention her?
Oh, yeah, Sunday brunch.
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So, um, Alex is outside, right?
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'Cause I wanna
congratulate her too.
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Yeah. Stay away from her.
She's all I got.
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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Helen, uh,
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I hear you're, uh,
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naming items on your menu
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after people
who work around here.
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Right.
( chuckles )
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What am I? Heh.
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Oh, you're the jumbo turkey leg.
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Is that some kind of crack?
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No, it's because you order it
practically every day.
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I don't wanna be that.
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All right, Roy. Fine.
What do you wanna be?
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A salad.
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Have you ever seen a salad?
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Okay, fine.
You are a salad.
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Okay, what do you
want for lunch?
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The Roy Salad.
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And-- And-- And the
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jumbo turkey leg.
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HELEN: Hey, Brian.
Hey.
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I heard about you and Alex
making it official.
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You got engaged!
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No! No, no, no, no,
just, uh--
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Just dating exclusively now.
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Congratulations.
I think that's great.
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You made a really good decision.
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Thank you. I did.
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Didn't I?
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Well, you know what
I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna name something
on my menu after you two.
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How about the Alex and Brian
Soup and Sandwich Combo?
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Hm.
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I'm a salad.
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( Brian chuckles nervously )
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Combo.
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Well, I mean, the-- The-- The--
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The sandwich and the soup
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don't always have to be
together, right?
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I mean, sometimes the sandwich
might wanna be by itself.
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Is that so bad?
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I mean, it could spend
some time with the chips,
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or maybe just, uh,
it's off-hours with the pickle.
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I mean, why does the sandwich
always have to be with the soup?
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It doesn't, does it?
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Brian, are you having doubts
about this Alex thing?
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Where'd you--? What? No.
Where would you get that from?
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When two people feel
for each other
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the way Alex and I
feel for each other--
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How're you doin'?
I mean, you know, when there's--
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When there's trust
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and when there's love,
and there's--
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There's trust.
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Great deal of trust there.
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There's, uh...
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What? Where--? Where--?
Where was I?
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The same place as me.
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In a steamin' shower,
soapin' up that blond chick.
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( groans )
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Hey, Brian, remember:
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You have a great
relationship with Alex.
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Oh, you're right. You're right.
I've got a great woman.
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I am not missing a thing.
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Come on in.
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( Brian chuckles )
Hey, Joey, come here.
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What are these women?
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Fashion models.
259
00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,690
JOE:
That was the charter
I picked up. Can you believe it?
260
00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:12,200
Wha--?
261
00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,700
Right this way, ladies.
262
00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,200
Th-this is a test, right?
263
00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:25,210
( upbeat piano theme playing )
264
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,710
WOMAN:
Okay.
265
00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:30,210
WOMAN:
That's it. Chins up.
266
00:10:30,210 --> 00:10:32,220
That's it. Come on.
There we go.
267
00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,220
All right, Zarina, honey,
wipe off the lip-gloss.
268
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,720
You look like you've been
suckin' on a squid.
269
00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,230
Hey, the plane was a good idea,
Hackett.
270
00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:44,230
Cigarette?
271
00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:45,730
Uh, no, thanks.
I don't smoke.
272
00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:47,730
Don't lecture me.
273
00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:51,740
Marjean. Marjean!
274
00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:53,740
You look like you're posing.
275
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,240
Come on, now.
I want you to look natural.
276
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,240
You know, like you normally do
when you're huggin' a propeller.
277
00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,740
Yeah.
278
00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,250
You know,
back when I was a model,
279
00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:05,250
I wouldn't have taken
a crap job like this.
280
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,250
You were a model?
281
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,750
Is that so hard to believe?
282
00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:10,750
No. No, no, I think
283
00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:12,260
that's what
I would've guessed.
284
00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:13,260
You know, model,
285
00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:15,260
stewardess,
286
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:18,260
longshoreman.
287
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:20,260
All right. Good, good, good.
Everybody off.
288
00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:22,270
Let's see. Uh, you stay.
Everybody else move.
289
00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:23,270
Tiffany, come here.
290
00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:25,770
I want you to grab
this wrench, and, uh,
291
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,270
screw around here
with the plane,
292
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,270
make like you're
fixing the propeller.
293
00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:31,270
Oh, yes, that's cute.
294
00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:33,280
That's cute.
295
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,280
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, Joe.
296
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,280
How come I'm never consulted
297
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,790
when a new mechanic's hired?
298
00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:44,290
No, no, no, Lowell.
Look, you don't understand.
299
00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:46,290
No, I understand perfectly.
300
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,790
It doesn't take a genius
to figure out
301
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,290
how this one got the job.
302
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:56,800
Hey, uh, Joey,
I need to see you for just a--
303
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,800
Hackett, Hackett, can we do
something about the people here?
304
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,310
We're working.
305
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:02,810
Look, no, sorry. He's okay.
Uh, everybody--
306
00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:04,310
Everyone, this is
my brother, Brian.
307
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:05,310
( Brian chuckles )
308
00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:07,310
Listen, before this
gets out of hand,
309
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:10,310
uh, I think you should know
that, uh, I'm in a--
310
00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:13,320
I'm in a committed relationship,
so sorry.
311
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,820
( snorts, chuckles )
312
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,820
Look, you're cute.
313
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,320
Nobody cares. Take it outside.
314
00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:23,330
Look, uh,
315
00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:25,330
Brian, do you wanna
see me about something?
316
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:28,830
Yeah. Uh, I need you to, uh--
To sign this.
317
00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:33,840
It's a clipboard.
You want me to sign a clipboard?
318
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:37,340
Well, not if you're gonna
cop an attitude.
319
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,840
You just--
You couldn't resist, could you?
320
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,340
They're amazing, aren't they?
321
00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:41,850
What, that?
Yeah, you know, they're okay.
322
00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:43,350
I mean, if you
go for their type.
323
00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:44,850
But I-I-I just gotta tell you
324
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,350
that, uh, none of 'em--
325
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:50,350
None of 'em are
as beautiful as Alex.
326
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,860
( chuckles, screams )
What the--?
327
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,360
What happened to you?
328
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,860
Well, I was working on
the helicopter engine
329
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,860
and the damn oil line broke.
330
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,860
Well, go. Go.
Go clean up or something.
331
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:02,870
Okay, I just came over
332
00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:05,870
to tell you that I was thinking
about our talk this morning,
333
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:08,870
and I felt just great about it.
Yeah.
334
00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:10,870
Yeah, me too. Feel great.
Never better.
335
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:16,880
Go clean up.
336
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,380
All right.
337
00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:24,890
( upbeat piano theme playing )
338
00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:30,390
Helen.
Yeah.
339
00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:33,400
Finally decided what
I'd like to be on the menu.
340
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,900
Oh, actually, Lowell--
First of all, I feel honored
341
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,900
that you would
even think to include me.
342
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,900
You're welcome.
It's just that--
343
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,910
It's quite a tribute to have
something named after you.
344
00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:44,410
Kinda like
the Washington Monument.
345
00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:45,910
Or the Lincoln Memorial.
346
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:48,910
Or the Flintstone vitamin.
347
00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:52,420
So it is with
348
00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:55,420
no small amount of pride
that I can say to you--
349
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:57,420
Stop it, Lowell. I decided not
to name anything after anybody.
350
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,920
All right, no big deal.
351
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:01,930
Hey, you guys,
352
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:04,930
y-y-you should see Joe
carrying on out there.
353
00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,930
He's-- He's-- He's actin'
like a little kid.
354
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,930
Well, he's just excited
because they're gorgeous models.
355
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:12,440
Oh, come on. Fay, they're not
even that good looking, really.
356
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,440
I mean, you take away
the hairdos and all the makeup
357
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,940
and the perfect bodies,
I mean, what do you have?
358
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:21,950
The woman I went out with
last night.
359
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:26,950
Hackett, you are
as transparent as glass.
360
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,450
You shackled yourself
to Lambert,
361
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,450
and now it's killing you.
362
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:30,950
HELEN:
Now, he didn't
363
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:32,960
shackle himself to anyone.
364
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,460
He made a very mature decision
based on love and caring,
365
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,960
and he couldn't be happier.
366
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,970
What she said.
367
00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:44,970
It is not natural for a guy
to look at the same woman
368
00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,470
for the rest of his life.
369
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:49,970
Or-- Or in your case,
until you run out of quarters.
370
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,480
Brian knows exactly
what he's doing,
371
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,480
don't you, Brian?
372
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,480
Brian.
373
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,490
HELEN:
Defend yourself here.
374
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:04,490
Oh, he can't even.
375
00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:06,490
He's too busy
staring at that babe
376
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,490
over there on the phone.
BRIAN: Oh, come on.
377
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,990
I mean, even though, yes, I'm in
a committed relationship,
378
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,500
but that doesn't mean I can't
look at a beautiful woman.
379
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,500
I'm a guy.
( chuckles )
380
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,500
( laughs )
381
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,510
Well, uh, I-I don't, uh--
382
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:32,020
I don't understand
what all the fuss is about.
383
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:35,020
In Italy,
men aren't even expected
384
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,520
to be monogamous.
385
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,520
Of course not.
386
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,020
They just keep going
from dame to dame,
387
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:42,530
trying to find one
who shaves her pits.
388
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,530
I resent that comment, Roy.
389
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,530
Don't deny it, just resent it.
390
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,040
Helen,
391
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,540
can I get some ice water?
392
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:56,540
Oh, man.
393
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,040
It's amazing how hard
those girls work
394
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,040
under those hot lights.
395
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:03,050
What do you mean, uh,
the girls are, like, all--
396
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:05,050
All sweaty?
397
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:07,050
No, you're not interested
in them, Brian.
398
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,550
No, I'm not interested in them.
399
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,050
You're in a committed
relationship with Alex.
400
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:12,060
I'm in a committed
relationship with Alex.
401
00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:13,060
You couldn't be happier.
402
00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:15,060
I couldn't be happier.
403
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,560
That was very good, Helen.
404
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,560
I couldn't even see
your lips move.
405
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,060
Oh. Oh, listen, by the way, um,
406
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:22,070
turns out this is the girls'
last day of shooting,
407
00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:24,070
so I thought I'd invite 'em
to our house tonight
408
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,570
for a little party
to celebrate.
409
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:26,570
Party?
410
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,070
You couldn't care less.
411
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,570
I couldn't care less.
412
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:32,080
I-- I'm done the party thing.
413
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,080
I don't need to do
the party thing anymore.
414
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,080
You know, wild, crazy,
uninhibited fun.
415
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,580
Right? Meaningless sex.
416
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,580
Uh, hot,
417
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:44,090
freaky...
418
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,590
I don't have to do that anymore.
419
00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:48,090
Hey, Joe. We need directions
to the party tonight.
420
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,590
Excuse me.
I don't have to do that anymore.
421
00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:51,090
And you know why I don't?
422
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:53,100
Because of this--
This lady right here.
423
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,600
Yeah, so you guys--
424
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:58,100
You go have your party, okay?
Party all night long.
425
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,100
Don't even wait up for me,
426
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,600
'cause I know
where I'm gonna be.
427
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:04,110
At home, having
a quiet evening with Alex.
428
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,110
Not tonight.
I'm going to Boston.
429
00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:07,610
Tonight?
430
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,610
You know, you remember.
431
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,610
I'm going to see
my college roommate.
432
00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:14,620
Think you'll be okay
without me for one night?
433
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:16,120
Tonight?
434
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,620
( piano theme playing )
435
00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:23,630
( upbeat piano theme playing )
436
00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:26,630
( dance music playing )
437
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:35,640
You know, after all these
months of traveling--
438
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,140
Paris, Milan, Rome.
439
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,140
--it's nice to let your hair
down with some normal people.
440
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:42,150
Hey, Joe, this is
a really classy party,
441
00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:44,650
and this cheese-in-a-can stuff
is really great.
442
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,150
Oh, hey, uh,
443
00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:51,150
Vi, do you need an ashtray?
444
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:53,660
Don't lecture me.
445
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,660
Hey, you really wanna
do something for me,
446
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,160
you'll dance with me, Sparky.
447
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,160
( doorbell rings )
448
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,160
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'd better get that.
449
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,170
BOTH:
Hi.
450
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,670
Hi.
451
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,670
Hi. Bye.
452
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,170
Hey, hey, hey,
wait a minute.
453
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,680
Hackett, wait just a minute.
454
00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:12,680
Roy, what are you doing here?
455
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,680
Oh, look, Hackett,
I know I wasn't invited.
456
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,680
( Roy gasps, chuckles )
457
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,180
Look at all those models.
458
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,690
Please, Hackett,
you gotta let me stay.
459
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,190
There must be one of 'em
you can spare.
460
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:27,690
All right, Roy. You can stay.
( chortles )
461
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,690
As a matter of fact, uh,
462
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:31,190
I think I've got
the perfect girl for you.
463
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:33,200
Vi. Vi.
What?
464
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,700
There's someone over here
I want you to meet.
465
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,200
Ooh.
466
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,700
Oh, I like a man who looks like
he's been around the track
467
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,710
a few times.
468
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:45,210
You stay right here,
469
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:47,210
studmuffin.
470
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,210
I'm gonna go get us
a couple of drinks.
471
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:54,220
Hackett, she's rude and crude
472
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,220
and looks like
she could hurt me.
473
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,220
Thanks, I owe you. Heh.
474
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:03,230
I like Italian men.
475
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:04,730
I think you're all so charming.
476
00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:06,230
Ah, oh, well,
477
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,730
and you, you are a--
478
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,230
( speaks Italian )
479
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:11,230
That means "a beautiful girl."
480
00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:13,740
Aw. What do you call
a beautiful boy?
481
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:17,740
In my village,
we call him B.B.
482
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,740
( shrieks )
483
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,740
Oh, God.
484
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:22,250
Oh.
Wow, I'm sorry.
485
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,750
LOWELL: Uh, need any help?
Oh, it's okay.
486
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,750
Uh, is there someplace
I can get cleaned up?
487
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,750
Yeah, here. Come with me.
Right through this door.
488
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,250
There's a couple of bathrooms
upstairs.
489
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,260
Oh, thanks.
Sure.
490
00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:35,260
( upbeat piano theme playing )
491
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:37,260
( dance music playing )
492
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,260
Oh, hi. Didn't I see you
at the airport?
493
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,770
You were, uh--
In a committed relationship.
494
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,270
Would you excuse me, please?
495
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,770
Committed.
496
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:47,770
Hey.
497
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,770
Oh, hey, Brian, how are
you doing? Where you been?
498
00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:53,780
Been doing everything I could
to stay away from this place.
499
00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:56,780
Got so desperate that
I ended up at the library.
500
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,280
You went to the library?
Yeah, big mistake.
501
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:02,790
I still have a book overdue
since junior high.
502
00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:07,290
Apparently, I owe over $700
on Our Bodies, Our Selves.
503
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:11,790
Oh, I'm not available, please.
504
00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:13,800
God, don't flatter
yourself.
505
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,300
Lowell, sorry.
506
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,300
Hey, Brian. Brian.
507
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,800
( stammers )
Brian. Shh.
508
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,300
Don't-- Come on,
stop being so jumpy.
509
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,800
Why don't you just relax,
510
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,810
join the party, you know,
you don't have to do anything.
511
00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:25,810
You're right. You're right.
I'm a mature adult.
512
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,810
I mean, so what? There are
beautiful women all over.
513
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,310
I can handle it.
514
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:32,820
I cannot handle it.
515
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:34,820
Excuse me, is there any more
ice in the kitchen?
516
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:36,320
Oh, what is it with you women?
517
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,320
Don't you know that
when a man says no, he means no.
518
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,320
Joe would come in here, please?
I need a little hug.
519
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,330
Can't this wait one second?
No, it can't wait. Come on.
520
00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:43,330
You mind if I use your phone?
521
00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:45,330
Oh, they're all over me.
522
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:51,840
Okay, all right, Brian,
what is so damn important?
523
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:54,840
I'm in a committed relationship.
524
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,840
Yeah, well, I'm not,
so can you make this quick?
525
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,840
This key, okay.
526
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,840
Lock the door,
527
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:04,350
and do not let me out
until the morning
528
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,850
no matter what happens.
529
00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:06,850
What? You're kidding me.
530
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,350
Hey, you see those women
down there, Joey,
531
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:10,850
and you know me.
( sighs )
532
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:12,860
I don't believe this.
So listen, listen, listen.
533
00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:14,860
I'm tryin' to be good here.
You gotta help me, all right?
534
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:18,360
So no matter how much screaming
or begging I do,
535
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,360
don't let me
out of this room.
536
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,360
You're serious.
537
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,870
Absolutely.
( scoffs )
538
00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:24,370
All right.
539
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,370
( lock clicks )
540
00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:32,880
Oh,
541
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,380
excuse me.
542
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,380
Okay, Joe, let me out now.
543
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,880
You don't understand. I just--
544
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,380
Please-- Please, don't
come any further.
545
00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:43,890
Joe.
546
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:45,890
BRIAN:
Joe!
547
00:21:45,890 --> 00:21:48,390
( upbeat piano theme playing )
548
00:21:51,290 --> 00:22:03,410
( upbeat piano theme playing )
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