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( upbeat theme playing )
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( engine hums )
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Whoa.
What?
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Brian, I just had a major
déjà vu experience.
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You and I have lived
this exact moment before.
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Of course we have, Lowell.
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We take this maintenance flight
once a month
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and every time you
pull this déjà vu crap.
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Whoa,
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that's exactly
what you said before.
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Lowell--
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Whoa, and you said that too.
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Lowell, please.
And that too.
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Lowell, stop it. I hate this.
Whoa.
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Whoa.
You're making me crazy.
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Whoa!
Lowell...
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No, the last one wasn't:
"Whoa, déjà vu. "
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The last one was:
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"Whoa, we're gonna
crash into that plane!"
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( both screaming )
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( upbeat theme playing )
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Oh, darn, that mangy beast
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is still following me.
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Get lost, huh?
Beat it. Shoo.
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You heard him, Roy,
beat it. Shoo.
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Oh, look at the doggy.
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Oh, he's such a sweetheart.
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Who's is he?
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Uh, we don't know.
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Roy and I found him
out in the parking lot.
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He was playing with
a wet tennis ball
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and scratching himself.
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That's exactly
how we found Lowell.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Look at the little
cute dog.
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Hey, who's is he?
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Who knows?
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He must be hungry.
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I'll go get him
something to eat?
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Yeah.
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( baby talk ):
Okay, sweetie.
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I gotta go
take a flight now, okay?
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But I'll be back in just
a little while.
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That's right you cute
little sweet doggy.
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( smooching )
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( planes overhead )
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See ya.
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So, what are we gonna
do with him?
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What do you mean, "we?"
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He followed you home.
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That mangy little beast
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does not set foot in my house.
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Well, I think you guys
ought to reconsider it.
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This dog has got
the gift.
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No woman can resist him.
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I would take him but--
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( sneezing )
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I'm, uh...
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I'm allergic to dogs.
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Well, I would take him
but, uh--
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I don't want to.
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Oh, what a cute
little doggy.
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Who's is he?
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BOTH:
Mine.
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Courtney, over here.
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( phone rings )
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( planes overhead )
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Oh, oh, Joe,
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this is Courtney Blake.
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She's my study partner
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in psych class.
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Hi, nice to meet you, Courtney.
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Same here.
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Uh, we're going to study
together on our way to the exam.
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Yeah, well, I'll just
get my coat.
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You're a pilot, huh?
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Yeah, that's right.
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Must be pretty
romantic.
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I mean, the glamour,
the risk,
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the freedom
of the open sky...
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Oh, my God. How lame.
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"The freedom of the open sky."
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No, no, actually
it's not lame at all.
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Uh, flying your own plane
is pretty glamorous.
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Joe, we're running low
on barf-bags.
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Well, most of the time
it's glamorous.
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Here you go, Joe.
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Oh, thanks, Helen.
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Helen?
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Helen Chapel,
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oh, my God, I can't believe it!
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How are you?
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I'm fine,
thank you.
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Who are you?
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Courtney.
Courtney Blake.
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Little Courtney Blake?
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( giggling ):
Hi!
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Good to see you.
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I used to baby-sit her.
When was it?
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Um, like,
five, six years ago?
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More like, 12.
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I'm 19 now.
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You are 19?
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You know, I was 19
when I sat you.
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Well, Helen, that would
make you about--
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About 27.
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So, what have you
been doing?
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Well, I'm here
to pick up Fay.
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We're in the same class.
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Great. You know,
you look wonderful.
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Oh, so do you.
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And I love
that outfit.
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My mom has one
just like it.
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Thank you.
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Oh, Courtney, I don't
know about this test.
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I'm just so nervous
that I'm forgetting everything.
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Oh, come on, Fay.
What about when you
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were in stewardess school?
You had to take tests then.
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Oh, no, those were easy.
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I mean, the only
tricky part there
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was going down
the emergency slide
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without your skirt
flying over your head.
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We better be going now.
Bye, Helen.
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Imagine seeing you again
after all these years.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, bye.
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Good luck on
your test there, kids.
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Thanks.
Bye, Joe.
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Hope I see you again.
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Yeah, me too.
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Heh-heh-heh.
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Grow up.
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Yeah, why is your mind
always in the gutter?
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BOTH:
Oh!
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Is she hot or what?
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Oh, man...
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Tight little body--
Those incredible eyes.
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Long beautiful legs.
You see her butt?
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( sarcastically ):
No, I missed it.
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What about that smile?
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Oh, and the way
her hair smelled.
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I think it was Prell.
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Find out.
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Invite her over
for some cake and a shower.
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Oh, yeah...
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Wouldn't I love to.
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What's stopping you?
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Come on, Brian, she's 19.
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I'm not gonna go out
with a 19-year-old.
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What kind of relationship
are we gonna have?
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The perfect kind!
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Meaningless!
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Hot, physical,
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and absolutely
superficial, man.
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That's why 19
is the perfect age.
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No ticking biological clock.
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None of that,
"I need a commitment."
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None of that, "Didn't we
already do it this week?"
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Yeah, I know, but--
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No buts,
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no buts. I mean,
what happened to the guy
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who was gonna change his life?
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The guy who was gonna
grab the gusto?
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She's the gusto, Joe.
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Grab her.
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Wait, wait. Hold on
a minute here.
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You're being way too supportive.
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What's in this for you?
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You're my brother, man.
I care about you.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and?
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And I wanna see you happy.
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And?
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And...
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...I'm already
in a relationship
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and I wanna get a cheap thrill
by living vicariously
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through you, is that so wrong?
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Look, Brian, I would love
to go out with Courtney
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but 19?
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I mean, wouldn't people talk?
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Hey, Joe, you're
a good-looking guy in his 30's
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without a girlfriend--
Trust me,
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people are already talking.
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( upbeat theme playing )
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You know that I was worried
about that test.
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It was so much easier
than I thought it would be.
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Really?
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Even the essay question?
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There was an essay
question?
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Yeah, on page two.
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There was a page two?
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Joe.
Hi.
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Hi. I didn't realize
you'd still be at work.
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Well, yeah, I have to take
the 6:00 flight to Boston.
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Oh, great. I'm on that flight.
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Yeah?
I'm going to the Pearl Jam
concert,
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( hesitant ):
"Pearl Jam."
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Do you like them?
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Yeah. I love them.
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That great...
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...tune they do.
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Well, I'm meeting a bunch
of my friends there
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and I happen to know
there's an extra ticket.
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Wanna go?
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Yeah, why not,
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I'd love
to go see Pearl Jam.
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Joe Hackett at
a Pearl Jam concert?
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( laughs )
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Pearl Bailey maybe.
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Hey, look who's here,
Courtney.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Brian, I don't have anyone
on the return flight
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so I'm gonna go to the Pearl Jam
concert with Courtney.
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( laughing ):
Joe Hackett
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at a Pearl Jam concert.
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What is so funny
about that?
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Well, uh, for starters
you're wearing a tie
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and little wings.
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I think he looks
adorable.
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Oh...
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Heh-heh-heh.
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You ready?
Mm-hm.
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Joe, would it be okay
if I sat up front with you?
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Yeah, sure.
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Heh-heh-heh.
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( upbeat theme playing )
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( upbeat theme playing )
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Uh, pick you up at 8?
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( sneezing )
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( sneezes )
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It's about time.
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Uh, where are you going?
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The health club.
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The aerobics class
is letting out.
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Nothing I like better than
sweaty women in spandex
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bending over
to pet my pooch.
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You're not gonna
believe this.
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Joe and Courtney
are rollerblading
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out on the tarmac.
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Oh, you're kidding me.
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Oh, wow...
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...will you look at her
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out there wearing those
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tight athletic shorts...
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It's very poor
rollerblading safety.
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Joe is acting completely
ridiculous.
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This is crazy.
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You know,
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he only likes her
for her body.
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Oh, Helen, you almost sound
a little threatened.
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Nah.
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You don't have anything
to worry about
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you still look wonderful.
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"Still?"
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What do you mean by "still?"
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Well, I didn't mean anything.
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I was trying to pay you
a compliment.
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What kind of compliment is that?
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In only a matter of time
my body's gonna go to hell.
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Now, I didn't say that.
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However, what age
does to a woman's body
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is something we all
just have to accept.
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Fay's right.
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My mom used to have a figure
just like mine
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but, you know,
eventually it...
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...changed.
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Changed?
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E-e-e-exactly when
did this change occur?
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It's just nature.
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When you're young
you have looks,
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when you're older
you get wisdom.
270
00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,660
Of course I'd trade
every deep thought in my head
271
00:09:35,660 --> 00:09:37,660
to get the old tush back.
272
00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,670
You know, women worry
too much
273
00:09:42,670 --> 00:09:44,670
about there bodies.
274
00:09:44,670 --> 00:09:46,170
I think we should just relax
275
00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:48,170
and let what's gonna
happen, happen.
276
00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:50,170
Mom's change,
was it gradual?
277
00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:51,680
Or, "boom,"
278
00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,180
you know, like
an inflatable raft?
279
00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:57,180
Brian, do you really want to
continue this discussion?
280
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,680
Remember, I've seen pictures
of your grandfather.
281
00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,190
So?
282
00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:04,190
So, exactly how long
until your ears do that?
283
00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,690
Why is it that men
don't realize that women
284
00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:10,690
get more interesting
as they get older.
285
00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:13,200
Ah, I couldn't
agree more, Helen.
286
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,700
Never catch Lowell Mather
with a younger woman.
287
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,200
Women just get
better with age
288
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,700
like fine wine,
fine cheese,
289
00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,210
and most
luncheon meat.
290
00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:26,710
I've got a delivery here
for a Helen Chapel.
291
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,210
Yeah, that's me.
Oh, great.
292
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,710
Here, just, uh--
293
00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:31,720
Just sign right there,
ma'am.
294
00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:35,720
"Ma'am?"
295
00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,220
Yeah.
296
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,220
Do I look like
a ma'am to you?
297
00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:40,720
Yeah, look
at this skin.
298
00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,230
Does this look like
the skin of a ma'am?
299
00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:44,730
( stuttering )
300
00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:45,730
No, ma'am.
What?
301
00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:47,230
No, sir.
302
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,230
Uh...
303
00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:51,740
All right, what am I supposed
to call you guys?
304
00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:53,240
You can call me babe,
305
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,240
toots...
306
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,740
Sweetheart,
kitten,
307
00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,740
sweet-cakes...
cupcakes...
308
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,240
But not..."ma'am."
309
00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,740
So if you know
what's good for you...
310
00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,250
...we're gonna walk away
311
00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:04,750
and you better
look at our butts
312
00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:05,750
the whole time.
313
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,260
Are you sure you've
never done this before?
314
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,260
You were very good.
315
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:17,260
Well...
316
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,760
I had a great teacher.
317
00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:24,270
( quietly ):
Oh, God!
318
00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:29,770
Ugh...
319
00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:32,280
Tell me when
it's over.
320
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,280
Okay.
321
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,280
Not yet.
322
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,290
Not yet.
323
00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:45,290
( groans )
324
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,790
Ah, it's over.
325
00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:51,290
Hi everybody.
326
00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:52,300
ALL:
Hi.
327
00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,300
So, uh,
328
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,300
we're on for tonight?
329
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,800
Absolutely.
330
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,800
( stuttering ):
What are you kids doing tonight?
331
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,800
I'm reading some poetry
at the campus coffee house.
332
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,810
You know, I'd love it
if you all came,
333
00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:04,310
I could use all
the support I can get.
334
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:05,310
Bye.
335
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,810
Heh-heh-heh.
336
00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:11,320
So, uh...
337
00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:12,820
We're on for some
poetry, uh?
338
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,320
Well, you heard her.
The kid needs our support.
339
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,820
You are so transparent.
340
00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:19,820
I know you just
wanna go and gawk
341
00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,830
at a bunch of young
college girls.
342
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,330
So are we going?
343
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,330
Sure, I wouldn't mind
344
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:32,340
gawking at some college boys.
345
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,840
You look at other guys?
346
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,840
So, what time is
the poetry reading?
347
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:41,850
You're going?
348
00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:43,350
Oh, you bet I'm going.
349
00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:44,850
I wouldn't wanna miss
a chance to see you
350
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,850
make an ass of yourself.
351
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,350
What is the problem,
Helen?
352
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,850
Are you jealous of me
and Courtney?
353
00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,860
I'm not jealous of you
and Courtney.
354
00:12:51,860 --> 00:12:53,360
Then what do you
care who I date.
355
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,860
I mean, you're
in a relationship,
356
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,360
Brian and Alex
are in a relationship.
357
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,860
Why can't I
have a little fun?
358
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,360
Okay, you want me to tell
you why? I'll tell you.
359
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,870
You going out with a girl
that age is crazy.
360
00:13:01,870 --> 00:13:03,370
She is a child.
361
00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:04,870
I mean, what could you
possibly have in common?
362
00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:07,370
I mean, for God sakes, Joe,
I bathed that girl.
363
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,370
I tucked her in.
364
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,380
What a coincidence.
365
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:15,380
( upbeat theme playing )
366
00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:25,390
I feel so
out-of-place here.
367
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:27,890
What do you mean?
368
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,390
We're not much
older than them.
369
00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:30,890
No, but we're
the only people here
370
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:32,900
that don't have something
pierced or tattooed.
371
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,900
Speak for yourself.
372
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,400
Here you go.
373
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,400
Thank you.
374
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,910
Joe, what looks different
about you?
375
00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:43,910
Oh, I know what it is.
376
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,410
You don't have Courtney
attached to your lip.
377
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,410
So where is she anyway?
378
00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:50,910
Oh, she's running late.
She'll be here.
379
00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:52,920
So this relationship
with Courtney
380
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,420
is actually working.
381
00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:56,420
It is not a relationship.
382
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,920
That is the great thing
about it.
383
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,420
It's not leading anywhere.
384
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,930
No heavy talk
about the future.
385
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:03,430
Just two people
having fun together.
386
00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:04,930
You know,
it's like the lyrics
387
00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,930
in that Smashing
Pumpkins song--
388
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,430
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
389
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,930
Smashing Pumpkins?
390
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,440
Yeah. Haven't you
heard them?
391
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:13,440
They're really excellent.
392
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,440
( groans )
393
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,440
Don't try to
be too hip.
394
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,940
I just had this image
of Joey Bishop
395
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,440
wearing a Nehru jacket.
396
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:22,950
Hi everybody,
sorry I'm late.
397
00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,450
Hi.
398
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,450
All right,
everybody,
399
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,950
welcome to The Cup.
400
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:32,460
I'm Trevor,
401
00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:34,960
your host for
this evening's journey.
402
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,460
First up we have
a special treat.
403
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,960
A poet who's insights
on the human condition
404
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,970
will blow you away.
405
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,470
Let's open up our minds
406
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:48,470
to the poetry of Lowell.
407
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:50,970
( applause )
408
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,980
( clears throat )
409
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,980
I call this,
Terminal Life.
410
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,990
Ow, I banged my thumb.
411
00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:05,490
Ow, I banged my thumb again.
412
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,490
Why, why?
413
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:10,490
It's that sticky baggage
compartment door, that's why.
414
00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:13,000
I ate my lunch.
415
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000
Meat loaf.
416
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000
I drink from thermos.
417
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,500
Hot this time.
418
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,000
Ow, I burned my tongue.
419
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,510
( applause )
420
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,010
I didn't know Lowell was a poet.
421
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:30,010
I didn't know our baggage
compartment door was sticky.
422
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:32,020
All right,
our next poetess
423
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:34,520
is a local
college student
424
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:38,020
whose verse is
as awesome as she is.
425
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,520
I give you the poetry
426
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,030
of Courtney Blake.
427
00:15:42,030 --> 00:15:44,530
Hope you like it.
428
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,030
( sparse applause )
429
00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:52,540
This is called,
430
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,040
My Lover.
431
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:57,540
( chuckling ):
You dog.
432
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,040
Why do I breathe?
433
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,050
My lover knows.
434
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:04,550
For we share one heart,
435
00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:07,550
one body, one soul.
436
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,050
And my ears fall deaf
on the words of those
437
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:12,060
who say he's too brooding
438
00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,560
too glum, too old.
439
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,060
If my lover should leave,
440
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:21,570
taking his caress,
441
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,570
let me breathe no more.
442
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:25,570
Shove a knife...
443
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,070
...in my chest.
444
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,580
All right,
so she's no Lowell.
445
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,580
( upbeat theme playing )
446
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,090
( upbeat theme playing )
447
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:47,590
( sneezing )
448
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,090
This has been the greatest week
of my life.
449
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:51,600
I've had so many dates this week
450
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:54,100
I've had to turn
half of them away.
451
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,100
If I had met this dog
20 years ago,
452
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,600
I'd be in a jar right now.
453
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,110
MAN:
Excuse me.
454
00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:04,610
Uh, I lost my dog.
455
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:06,110
Would you mind
putting these pictures up
456
00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:07,110
around your
lunch counter?
457
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,610
This is your dog?
458
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:10,610
( barks )
459
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,120
Oh, Max.
460
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,120
Oh, I missed you so much.
461
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,620
Hey, what are you
doing with our dog?
462
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:17,620
Your dog? It's my dog.
463
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,620
I lost him around here
about a week ago.
464
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:20,620
Come on, Max, let's go home.
465
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:21,620
ANTONIO:
Not so fast.
466
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,130
How do we know he's yours?
467
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,630
Look at me.
468
00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:27,630
I haven't spent
a Saturday night alone
469
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,130
in three years.
470
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,630
It's his.
471
00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:33,640
Look, I'm not gonna
beat around the bush.
472
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,640
I'll give you 5000 bucks
for the dog.
473
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,640
Not on your life.
474
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,140
I know what this dog can do.
475
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,650
Oh, my God.
476
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,150
This is the cutest,
sweetest little puppy.
477
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,150
Really? You think so?
478
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:48,650
Do you mind if I go outside
and play with him?
479
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,160
Maybe we were
480
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,160
giving the dog
too much credit.
481
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,160
Yeah,
482
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,160
since when do we need
a dog to meet women?
483
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,170
( both chuckle )
484
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,670
Let's try the pound.
You're on.
485
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:10,670
So,
486
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:12,680
what are you gonna do
about Courtney?
487
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,680
What are you talking about?
488
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,680
You screwed up.
489
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,180
You made her
fall in love with you.
490
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,680
Well, I can't help that.
491
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,180
It's not my fault.
492
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,690
See, that's what happens when
you date a 19-year-old.
493
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,190
If you don't feel
the same way about her
494
00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:25,190
you have to break it off.
495
00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:26,190
Now.
496
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,190
Oh, this isn't fair.
497
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:32,700
Helen, are you really sure
this is serious?
498
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,700
"Shove a knife
in my chest."
499
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,700
Well, it's a poetic metaphor.
500
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,200
It could mean anything.
501
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,700
Yeah, as in:
502
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,700
"Life is so wonderful,
503
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,710
I could just shove a knife
in my chest."
504
00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:46,710
Damn.
505
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,210
We were having
such a great time.
506
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:51,210
I'm just not ready
to settle down.
507
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:53,220
Why couldn't I have met her
five years from now?
508
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:55,720
Ah, it wouldn't work Joey
because in five years
509
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,220
she'll be 24 and she'll
be focusing on her career.
510
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,720
True.
511
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,220
But then in another
six years,
512
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,730
she'd be 30, she'd be
thinking about kids,
513
00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:04,230
so she'll be ready
to settle down.
514
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,730
You'll be 44, having
a mid-life crisis.
515
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,730
You'll want another 19-year-old.
516
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,240
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
517
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,240
Ah, this is hopeless.
518
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,740
Why can't I just
have an empty,
519
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,740
meaningless
relationship
520
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,240
like other people?
521
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:21,740
You will, Joe,
522
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:24,250
you just haven't found
the right woman yet.
523
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,250
( upbeat theme playing )
524
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:31,750
Hi.
525
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:32,760
Hi.
526
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,260
What are you reading?
527
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:37,260
Sylvia Plath.
528
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,260
Oh, yeah.
529
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,760
Isn't she that poet
who committed suic--
530
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:42,770
Courtney,
531
00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:44,770
we really need to talk.
532
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:47,770
Okay,
533
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,770
here it goes.
534
00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:51,770
I think you're
a very special person.
535
00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,280
So are you, Joe.
536
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,280
Yeah, you're beautiful
537
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,780
and witty
538
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,280
and I was incredibly
flattered by your poem--
539
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,280
Oh, my God,
I don't believe this.
540
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,290
Now, just let me finish.
541
00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:04,290
Look, I know
that right now,
542
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,790
I seem like this
543
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:09,290
incredibly exciting
older guy--
544
00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:10,290
Joe?
No, no, no,
545
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:11,290
please just hear me out.
546
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:14,800
You know, I mean, I'm a pilot
and that is so romantic
547
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,800
and glamorous--
548
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,800
You thought that poem
was about you?
549
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,800
Well, sure--
550
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,300
Wasn't it?
551
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,310
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
I should've seen this.
552
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,310
No, Joe,
553
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,810
I wrote that poem
about Michael.
554
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,810
Michael?
555
00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:31,810
Well, yeah.
556
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,320
Oh, oh, oh, all right.
557
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,820
All right, uh, what, no--
558
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:38,820
That makes sense that
you'd be seeing someone
559
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:39,820
closer to your own age.
560
00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:41,820
So, what is this guy,
like, a senior?
561
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:44,830
Actually, Michael's
my English professor.
562
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:45,830
He's...
563
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,830
...45.
564
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:48,830
Forty-fiv--?
565
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,330
Isn't that a little old for you?
566
00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:52,340
No, not at all.
567
00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:54,840
What could you possibly
see in this guy?
568
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,840
Oh, Michael's deep
569
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,340
and cultured.
570
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,340
Brilliant.
571
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:03,350
Well, I thought
we had something here.
572
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,350
Well, we did but that's
what was so great about it.
573
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:06,850
It was just something
574
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,850
light and frivolous.
575
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,350
Light and frivolous?
576
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:11,350
W-w-what was I to you?
577
00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:13,860
Just some cute little side-dish?
578
00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:16,360
Please don't do this
to yourself.
No, no, don't.
579
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,360
I feel so used.
580
00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:21,360
Look, I know right now
581
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,870
it seems like
your whole world's
582
00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:24,370
falling apart,
but trust me,
583
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,870
you will meet other girls.
584
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:26,870
And in time,
585
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,370
you'll forget all about me.
586
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,870
I will never forget this
as long as I live.
587
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,380
Never.
588
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,380
( upbeat theme playing )
589
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,390
I call this one,
590
00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:45,390
Dumped.
591
00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:47,390
( upbeat theme playing )
592
00:21:50,790 --> 00:22:02,410
( upbeat theme playing )
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