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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:13,498 --> 00:01:15,966 [CARSON] I ALWAYS THOUGHT DEATH WOULD BE DIFFERENT. 2 00:01:15,968 --> 00:01:19,636 I EXPECTED A GREAT WAVE OF REALIZATION TO SWEEP OVER ME. 3 00:01:19,638 --> 00:01:21,972 SUDDENLY, THE MEANING OF LIFE WOULD BE ANSWERED ALONG WITH 4 00:01:21,974 --> 00:01:24,141 EVERY OTHER QUESTION I EVER HAD. 5 00:01:24,143 --> 00:01:25,943 BUT THERE WAS NOTHING TO REALIZE. 6 00:01:25,945 --> 00:01:27,612 - I WAS DEAD. - [DOORBELL RINGS] 7 00:01:27,614 --> 00:01:30,281 - WHAT?! - ARE YOU SHERYL PHILLIPS? 8 00:01:30,283 --> 00:01:32,884 WHAT, DID I FORGET TO PUT MY TRASH BINS AWAY OR SOMETHING? 9 00:01:32,886 --> 00:01:34,919 NO, MA'AM. YOUR SON HAS DIED. 10 00:01:34,921 --> 00:01:37,756 HIS BODY WAS FOUND IN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT THIS MORNING. 11 00:01:37,758 --> 00:01:40,125 [STUDENT REPORTER] A FEW DAYS AGO, 12 00:01:40,127 --> 00:01:42,661 RIGHT HERE WHERE I'M STANDING, CLOVER HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR 13 00:01:42,663 --> 00:01:45,664 CARSON PHILLIPS LOST HIS LIFE WHEN HE WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. 14 00:01:45,666 --> 00:01:48,734 A SERVICE WILL BE HELD THIS SUNDAY AT CLOVER COMMUNITY CHAPEL. 15 00:01:48,736 --> 00:01:51,671 HE WILL BE MISSED. 16 00:01:51,673 --> 00:01:54,674 ♪ IT'S SO HARD 17 00:01:54,676 --> 00:01:58,545 ♪ TO SAY GOODBYE 18 00:01:58,547 --> 00:02:05,686 ♪ TO YESTERDAY 19 00:02:05,688 --> 00:02:07,688 AND...MY FUNERAL SUCKS. 20 00:02:07,690 --> 00:02:09,189 GOODBYE, CARSON. 21 00:02:09,191 --> 00:02:11,025 YOU'VE SEEN MY END. 22 00:02:11,027 --> 00:02:13,327 BUT WHERE DO I BEGIN? 23 00:02:13,329 --> 00:02:16,931 I REMEMBER WHEN I REALIZED I WAS DIFFERENT FROM EVERYONE ELSE. 24 00:02:16,933 --> 00:02:19,801 MY NAME IS CARSON. MY MOM SAYS I WAS NAMED CARSON 25 00:02:19,803 --> 00:02:22,771 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WAS ON TV WHEN I WAS CONCEIVED. 26 00:02:22,773 --> 00:02:25,707 WHEN SOMETHING TAKES AWAY SOMETHING ELSE, WHAT DO WE CALL THAT? 27 00:02:25,709 --> 00:02:28,343 - NOT ADDITION, BUT... - HOMICIDE. 28 00:02:28,345 --> 00:02:30,679 I WAS ADVANCED AT A YOUNG AGE. 29 00:02:30,681 --> 00:02:32,213 MOST OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS 30 00:02:32,215 --> 00:02:34,584 WERE CLOSETED HOMOSEXUALS AND SLAVE OWNERS. 31 00:02:34,586 --> 00:02:37,320 MY REPORTS WERE ALWAYS MORE THOROUGH THAN MY PEERS. 32 00:02:37,322 --> 00:02:39,288 I'M SERIOUS. 33 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:41,891 I REMEMBER WHEN I DISCOVERED THE POWER OF WORDS 34 00:02:41,893 --> 00:02:44,327 AND HOW EASY IT WAS TO ESCAPE INTO A WORLD OF MY OWN BY USING THEM. 35 00:02:44,329 --> 00:02:46,896 [NEAL] IT WAS A PLEASANT ENVIRONMENT. THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND, TOO. 36 00:02:46,898 --> 00:02:50,233 YOU'RE ALREADY. AT LEAST LEAVE ME ONE BEER. 37 00:02:50,235 --> 00:02:52,903 CARSON, THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'LL EVER SEE YOUR GRANDFATHER! 38 00:02:52,905 --> 00:02:55,906 - I KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE! - STOP FIGHTING ME! 39 00:02:55,908 --> 00:03:01,078 STAND UP. 40 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,047 - BOO! - AHH! 41 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:05,183 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 42 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,785 IT WAS LAME. I KNOW, I KNOW. 43 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,754 THE KID'S A PUSS. 44 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:11,623 I REMEMBER THE DAY GRANDMA CAME TO LIVE WITH US. 45 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:14,092 GRANDMA! 46 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:16,028 [NEAL] IT'S THE FIFTH TIME YOU FOUND HER 47 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,096 WONDERING AROUND TOWN. 48 00:03:17,098 --> 00:03:18,931 OH, MOM. 49 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:20,833 AND NOW SHE'S IN THE LINEN CLOSET. 50 00:03:20,835 --> 00:03:22,935 YOUR BEDROOM IS THE NEXT DOOR. 51 00:03:22,937 --> 00:03:25,004 AND THE DAY THAT GRANDMA GOT SICK. 52 00:03:25,006 --> 00:03:28,107 - I WROTE YOU A STORY, GRANDMA. - OH, LET'S SEE. 53 00:03:28,109 --> 00:03:32,779 "ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A BOY." 54 00:03:32,781 --> 00:03:34,781 WELL, IT COULD USE A LITTLE DEVELOPMENT, 55 00:03:34,783 --> 00:03:36,650 BUT IT'S A GREAT BEGINNING. 56 00:03:36,652 --> 00:03:38,318 THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD REMEMBERS THE NIGHT 57 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,654 THAT DAD LEFT. 58 00:03:40,656 --> 00:03:43,791 WE JUST STARTED GOING BACK TO COUNSELING. YOU CAN'T JUST DO THIS. 59 00:03:43,793 --> 00:03:45,660 YEAH, WELL, I'M LEAVING. I CAN'T TAKE THIS. 60 00:03:45,662 --> 00:03:48,129 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! - ANYWHERE BUT HERE. 61 00:03:48,131 --> 00:03:50,965 - THAT'S MINE! - THAT IS NOT YOURS. 62 00:03:50,967 --> 00:03:52,967 I...THANK YOU. 63 00:03:52,969 --> 00:03:54,802 YOU CAN'T COME BACK! 64 00:03:54,804 --> 00:03:55,870 NO! 65 00:03:55,872 --> 00:03:57,271 I HATE YOU! 66 00:03:57,273 --> 00:04:00,108 [SOBBING] I HATE YOU! 67 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:01,977 SCREW IT. 68 00:04:01,979 --> 00:04:04,813 IF ANYONE ASKS, WE'RE JEWISH. 69 00:04:04,815 --> 00:04:10,318 IT'S BEEN ME AND MOM EVER SINCE. 70 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,689 MOM, WAKE UP. 71 00:04:12,691 --> 00:04:14,323 YOU PASSED OUT AGAIN. 72 00:04:14,325 --> 00:04:16,959 - WAKE UP, MOM. - OH, JESUS! 73 00:04:16,961 --> 00:04:19,195 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU SURVIVED THE NIGHT. 74 00:04:19,197 --> 00:04:23,166 OH, JESUS. IF YOU WERE DESCENT, YOU WOULD JUST LET ME SLEEP. 75 00:04:23,168 --> 00:04:26,003 IF I WAS DESCENT, I'D JUST PUT YOU TO SLEEP. 76 00:04:26,005 --> 00:04:29,039 MY GOD. MY HEAD. 77 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:31,141 YOU KNOW, THE MORNING ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HURT. 78 00:04:31,143 --> 00:04:33,010 I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL. 79 00:04:33,012 --> 00:04:37,848 WHY DO I HAVE TO GET UP? 80 00:04:37,850 --> 00:04:39,416 HERE. 81 00:04:39,418 --> 00:04:41,219 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DRINKING 82 00:04:41,221 --> 00:04:43,321 WITH ALL THOSE PILLS DR. DIEHLER'S GIVING YOU? 83 00:04:43,323 --> 00:04:46,357 DR. WHEELER. WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE THAT TO THE PROFESSIONALS? 84 00:04:46,359 --> 00:04:48,259 CAN I HAVE MY OTHER GLASS BACK, PLEASE? 85 00:04:48,261 --> 00:04:50,361 IT'S IN THE SINK. GET IT YOURSELF. 86 00:04:50,363 --> 00:04:53,098 YOU KNOW, YOU MAKE ME WISH I'D HAD THAT ABORTION IN THE '90s. 87 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,501 - THAT MAKES TWO OF US. - GO TO SCHOOL ALREADY! 88 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:57,303 GO! GO! GO! 89 00:04:57,305 --> 00:04:59,472 AND IF I AM STILL SLEEPING WHEN YOU GET HOME, 90 00:04:59,474 --> 00:05:04,877 DON'T YOU DARE PUT MY HAND IN A BOWL OF WATER AGAIN. 91 00:05:04,879 --> 00:05:06,946 - [LAUGHS] - SHUT UP. 92 00:05:06,948 --> 00:05:08,381 BYE. LOVE YOU, TOO. 93 00:05:08,383 --> 00:05:11,051 WOULD YOU BRING ME MY PILLOW BACK?! 94 00:05:11,053 --> 00:05:13,220 CLOSE THE SHADES. 95 00:05:13,222 --> 00:05:15,756 - [DOOR CLOSES] - I HATE YOU. 96 00:05:15,758 --> 00:05:17,758 HIGH SCHOOL. 97 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:20,026 SOCIETY'S BRIGHT IDEA TO PUT ALL THEIR AGGRESSIVE, 98 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,764 SELF RIGHTEOUS, PUBESCENT, NAIVE YOUTH INTO ONE ENVIRONMENT 99 00:05:22,766 --> 00:05:25,366 TO TORMENT AND EMOTIONALLY SCAR EACH OTHER FOR LIFE. 100 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:31,405 CATTLE, CATTLE, CATTLE, CATTLE! 101 00:05:31,407 --> 00:05:35,777 SHAKESPEARE ONCE WROTE THAT LIFE IS BUT A DREAM. 102 00:05:35,779 --> 00:05:38,247 AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I LIVED MY LIFE, 103 00:05:38,249 --> 00:05:40,449 FROM ONE DREAM TO THE NEXT. 104 00:05:40,451 --> 00:05:43,352 HATING EVERY UPDATE OF REALITY. 105 00:05:43,354 --> 00:05:46,522 WELL, THE "I" STANDS FOR AN IMAGINARY NUMBER. 106 00:05:46,524 --> 00:05:49,124 OKAY, HOLD UP. THERE ARE IMAGINARY NUMBERS NOW? 107 00:05:49,126 --> 00:05:51,995 ARE THERE UNICORNS THE NEXT LESSON? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE 108 00:05:51,997 --> 00:05:55,331 TEACH ME SOMETHING USEFUL, LIKE HOW TO BALANCE A CHECKBOOK? 109 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:57,934 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHY DID I GET A "C" ON THIS? 110 00:05:57,936 --> 00:06:00,270 - THIS IS A GREAT PAPER. - THE ASSIGNMENT WAS TO PICK 111 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:02,939 EITHER EVOLUTION OR CREATIONISM AND PROVIDE BACKGROUND EVIDENCE 112 00:06:02,941 --> 00:06:04,942 AS TO WHY YOU BELIEVE THAT THEORY. 113 00:06:04,944 --> 00:06:07,278 I KNOW. I PICKED EVOLUTION. 114 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:10,214 I SAID THAT IT'S OBVIOUS CREATURES CAN ADAPT TO THEIR ENVIRONMENTS 115 00:06:10,216 --> 00:06:12,817 BECAUSE I NO LONGER HAVE THE URGE TO THROW THINGS 116 00:06:12,819 --> 00:06:15,286 AT STUDENTS WHO BELIEVE IN CREATIONISM. 117 00:06:15,288 --> 00:06:17,121 RIGHT? 118 00:06:17,123 --> 00:06:18,422 RIGHT? 119 00:06:18,424 --> 00:06:21,293 I BELIEVE IN CREATIONISM. 120 00:06:21,295 --> 00:06:23,195 EXHIBIT "A." 121 00:06:23,197 --> 00:06:25,163 WELCOME TO CAREER DAY HERE AT THE COUNSELING CENTER. 122 00:06:25,165 --> 00:06:27,332 RIGHT, I'M SURE YOU SAW OUR FLIER. 123 00:06:27,334 --> 00:06:29,835 AND YOU KNOW, WE'RE HERE TO JUST SORT OF HELP YOU KIDDOS 124 00:06:29,837 --> 00:06:33,406 ESTABLISH YOUR FUTURE CAREER OPTIONS, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO... 125 00:06:33,408 --> 00:06:35,441 I KNOW THE EXACT CAREER THAT I WANT. 126 00:06:35,443 --> 00:06:37,210 OKAY. WHAT IS IT, MUNCHKIN? 127 00:06:37,212 --> 00:06:39,178 I WANT TO BE THE EDITOR OF THE NEW YORKER 128 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:41,948 AND THE YOUNGEST FREELANCE JOURNALIST TO BE PUBLISHED 129 00:06:41,950 --> 00:06:43,616 IN THE NEW YORK TIMES, LA TIMES, BOSTON HERALD, AND THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE. 130 00:06:43,618 --> 00:06:46,152 YOU HAVE HAD SOME TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS THEN, HUH? 131 00:06:46,154 --> 00:06:49,857 - EVERY DAY SINCE I WAS EIGHT. - OKAY. WELL... 132 00:06:49,859 --> 00:06:53,594 WHAT ABOUT COLLEGE? I CAN HELP YOU DECIDE WHAT COLLEGE TO GO TO. 133 00:06:53,596 --> 00:06:55,963 UH, NO. I'VE GOT TO GET INTO NORTHWESTERN. 134 00:06:55,965 --> 00:06:58,265 ALL RIGHT. WHERE IS THAT EXACTLY? 135 00:06:58,267 --> 00:07:01,102 - ILLINOIS. - NEVER HEARD OF IT. 136 00:07:01,104 --> 00:07:04,939 I'VE PUT 17 GOOD YEARS INTO THIS TOWN, OKAY? 137 00:07:04,941 --> 00:07:07,208 PEOPLE SPEND LESS TIME IN PRISON FOR MURDER SENTENCES. 138 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:09,344 - IS THAT TRUE? - YES. YES, LOOK IT UP. 139 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,512 I'VE BEEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE WRITERS' CLUB 140 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,882 AND THE EDITOR OF THE NEWSPAPER SINCE SOPHOMORE YEAR 141 00:07:13,884 --> 00:07:16,218 JUST TO BETTER MY CHANCES OF GETTING INTO THAT SCHOOL. 142 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:18,354 THAT IS SO SMART. 143 00:07:18,356 --> 00:07:21,357 - WOW. - IT'S BEEN CHALLENGING. 144 00:07:21,359 --> 00:07:25,094 SO I'VE ALREADY APPLIED AND I MEET ALL THE REQUIREMENTS. 145 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:27,963 I JUST HAVEN'T HEARD BACK FROM THEM. 146 00:07:27,965 --> 00:07:30,066 SO I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU UM, 147 00:07:30,068 --> 00:07:32,369 MAYBE FOUND OUT WHY. 148 00:07:32,371 --> 00:07:36,039 OKAY. AND THAT IS SOMETHING THAT I WOULD DO? I WOULD CALL THEM? 149 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:37,641 - YES. - OKAY. 150 00:07:37,643 --> 00:07:40,210 I WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET INTO THAT SCHOOL. 151 00:07:40,212 --> 00:07:42,379 - I MEAN ANYTHING. - I'M ON IT. 152 00:07:42,381 --> 00:07:45,216 BUT SINCE YOU'RE HERE, HOW 'BOUT YOU JUST FILL OUT THIS 153 00:07:45,218 --> 00:07:47,551 CLOVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE APPLICATION. 154 00:07:47,553 --> 00:07:49,320 'CAUSE WITH EVERY APPLICATION, 155 00:07:49,322 --> 00:07:51,389 I GET A POINT TOWARDS A JUICE CUP. 156 00:07:51,391 --> 00:07:53,224 AHEM. DO YOU JUICE? 157 00:07:53,226 --> 00:07:55,393 BECAUSE IT'S REALLY CHANGED HOW I FEEL. 158 00:07:55,395 --> 00:07:58,063 LAST WEEK'S EDITION OF THE CLOVER HIGH CHRONICLE 159 00:07:58,065 --> 00:08:00,532 WAS YET ANOTHER DISAPPOINTMENT. 160 00:08:00,534 --> 00:08:03,568 WE DID HAVE NEW MATERIAL FOR EACH OF THE SECTIONS, 161 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,071 BUT ONCE AGAIN, 162 00:08:06,073 --> 00:08:08,941 IT WAS ALL WRITTEN BY ME. 163 00:08:08,943 --> 00:08:12,011 NOW THIS, THIS HAS TO STOP. 164 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:14,480 THIS IS NOT THE CARSON PHILLIPS CHRONICLE. 165 00:08:14,482 --> 00:08:16,950 ALL RIGHT? IT'S THE CLOVER HIGH CHRONICLE. 166 00:08:16,952 --> 00:08:19,285 CARSON PHILLIPS. CLOVER HIGH. 167 00:08:19,287 --> 00:08:22,288 HOPEFULLY, THIS WEEK WILL BE DIFFERENT. 168 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:26,527 DWAYNE! DO YOU HAVE THAT MOVIE REVIEW READY FOR MANSLAUGHTER 3 YET? 169 00:08:26,529 --> 00:08:27,995 - YES. - YEAH? 170 00:08:27,997 --> 00:08:29,530 - NO. - NO. 171 00:08:29,532 --> 00:08:31,265 I WENT, BUT I PASSED OUT. 172 00:08:31,267 --> 00:08:32,700 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS GONNA BE IN 3D. 173 00:08:32,702 --> 00:08:35,202 - IT WASN'T. - WHOA. 174 00:08:35,204 --> 00:08:38,439 VICKI. DO YOU HAVE YOUR WEATHER REPORT READY? 175 00:08:38,441 --> 00:08:45,613 - WHAT? - YOUR WEATHER REPORT. 176 00:08:45,615 --> 00:08:48,984 YEAH, IT'S CLOUDY. 177 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:51,119 OKAY. THANK YOU, VICKI. 178 00:08:51,121 --> 00:08:52,554 PROGRESS, RIGHT? 179 00:08:52,556 --> 00:08:55,591 AND UH, EMILIO, 180 00:08:55,593 --> 00:08:59,195 DO YOU HAVE A SECTION YOU'D LIKE TO TACKLE THIS WEEK? 181 00:08:59,197 --> 00:09:03,232 UH...I LOVE AMERICA. 182 00:09:03,234 --> 00:09:05,735 OKAY. GREAT. 183 00:09:05,737 --> 00:09:08,005 I LOVE THE APHORISM. 184 00:09:08,007 --> 00:09:10,273 WE'LL CREATE A PATRIOTIC SECTION JUST FOR YOU. 185 00:09:10,275 --> 00:09:12,142 NOW. 186 00:09:12,144 --> 00:09:15,078 MOVING ONTO CREATIVE WRITING. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY 187 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:17,047 - SHORT STORIES OR-- - YES, I DID WRITE 188 00:09:17,049 --> 00:09:18,682 - A SHORT STORY. - FANTASTIC. LET'S HEAR IT. 189 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:25,156 UM... 190 00:09:25,158 --> 00:09:30,661 THIS IS WRITTEN BY MALERIE. 191 00:09:30,663 --> 00:09:32,663 "IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES. 192 00:09:32,665 --> 00:09:34,632 "IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES. 193 00:09:34,634 --> 00:09:36,568 IT WAS THE AGE OF WISDOM." 194 00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:39,605 MALERIE. YOU DIDN'T WRITE THAT. 195 00:09:39,607 --> 00:09:41,774 YEAH, IT'S IN MY HANDWRITING. 196 00:09:41,776 --> 00:09:44,576 BUT UM... 197 00:09:44,578 --> 00:09:48,247 IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME THEN... 198 00:09:48,249 --> 00:09:50,517 - [PERIOD BELL RINGS] - PLEASE COME BACK TOMORROW 199 00:09:50,519 --> 00:09:53,186 WITH SOMETHING, WITH ANYTHING. AND DON'T FORGET THAT THERE'S 200 00:09:53,188 --> 00:09:55,355 A WRITERS' CLUB MEETING IN CASE ANY OF YOU 201 00:09:55,357 --> 00:09:57,690 CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT WANTING TO JOIN. 202 00:09:57,692 --> 00:10:03,196 OR CHANGE YOUR PERSONALITIES. 203 00:10:03,198 --> 00:10:05,699 THERE WAS NEVER ANYTHING TO DO IN CLOVER... 204 00:10:05,701 --> 00:10:07,701 BESIDES JAMBA JUICE AND COW TIPPING. 205 00:10:07,703 --> 00:10:09,537 THERE'S NO "H" IN SUCK! 206 00:10:09,539 --> 00:10:11,772 SO TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES, WE ALL BECAME 207 00:10:11,774 --> 00:10:13,541 DIEHARD CLUB MEMBERS. 208 00:10:13,543 --> 00:10:15,409 WE HAD THE CHEERLEADERS. 209 00:10:15,411 --> 00:10:17,711 - SHE SMELLS LIKE GLUTEN. - [LAUGHTER] 210 00:10:17,713 --> 00:10:20,315 YEARBOOK CLUB LED BY THE HUMAN MOSQUITO KNOWN AS 211 00:10:20,317 --> 00:10:22,317 - REMY BAKER. - NO! 212 00:10:22,319 --> 00:10:25,554 I DON'T WANT ANY FATTIES ON THE BACK TO SCHOOL NIGHT PAGE! 213 00:10:25,556 --> 00:10:28,323 I DON'T WANT TO EXPOSE MY GRANDCHILDREN TO A BUNCH OF 214 00:10:28,325 --> 00:10:31,726 OBESE SOPHOMORES... 215 00:10:31,728 --> 00:10:33,729 BY BODY IS SACRED. 216 00:10:33,731 --> 00:10:35,765 THE CELIBACY CLUB. 217 00:10:35,767 --> 00:10:38,568 IT'S TIME THAT WE'RE TREATED LIKE THE TREASURES THAT WE ARE. 218 00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:40,570 AND, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT! 219 00:10:40,572 --> 00:10:42,638 THERE WAS THE DRAMA CLUB. 220 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,175 ALWAYS WRITTEN, DIRECTED, AND PRODUCED BY SCOTT THOMAS. 221 00:10:46,177 --> 00:10:49,746 OKAY. I'VE BEEN GIVING THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT. MERYL STREEP AS MAMA ROSE. 222 00:10:49,748 --> 00:10:52,316 - THOUGHTS? THOUGHTS? - YEAH, IT'S DONE. 223 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,284 HUGS. HUGS. 224 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:55,519 [SIGHS] 225 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,754 AND THEN THE ATHLETES. 226 00:10:57,756 --> 00:11:00,324 BOYS, CAN YOU FREEZE FIRE? 227 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,328 HOT STUFF, CAN YOU FREEZE FIRE? 228 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,497 YES. 229 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,599 WELL, UM... 230 00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:10,602 HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE THE LAST AIRBENDER? 231 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:12,437 NO. I SLEEP WITH GIRLS. 232 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,341 OH. UM, WELL, YOU KNOW... 233 00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:17,243 IN CERTAIN DIMENSIONS, 234 00:11:17,245 --> 00:11:20,613 YES. 235 00:11:20,615 --> 00:11:25,451 YOU JUST COMPLETELY BLEW MY MIND. 236 00:11:25,453 --> 00:11:29,623 CAN I GET A CLOSE-UP OF YOUR BICEP? 237 00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:32,659 AND OF COURSE, WORSE THAN DETENTION, 238 00:11:32,661 --> 00:11:46,707 THE WRITERS' CLUB. 239 00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:48,643 HI, MALERIE. 240 00:11:48,645 --> 00:11:51,245 I WROTE ANOTHER SHORT STORY FOR THE CHRONICLE. 241 00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:53,714 GREAT. LET'S HEAR IT. 242 00:11:53,716 --> 00:11:55,383 IT'S UM... 243 00:11:55,385 --> 00:11:57,653 THIS ONE, I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT. 244 00:11:57,655 --> 00:11:59,655 IT'S PROBABLY MY BEST ONE. 245 00:11:59,657 --> 00:12:04,193 [SIGHS] 246 00:12:04,195 --> 00:12:07,196 CALL ME ISHMAEL. SOME YEARS AGO, 247 00:12:07,198 --> 00:12:09,264 NEVER MIND HOW LONG PRECISELY-- 248 00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:13,503 MALERIE. DID YOU REALLY WRITE THIS? 249 00:12:13,505 --> 00:12:16,439 NO. 250 00:12:16,441 --> 00:12:18,675 YOU SAW RIGHT THROUGH ME. 251 00:12:18,677 --> 00:12:20,343 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 252 00:12:20,345 --> 00:12:22,312 I'M A COMPLETE DISAPPOINTMENT. 253 00:12:22,314 --> 00:12:24,847 DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. I MEAN, WRITING TAKES TIME. 254 00:12:24,849 --> 00:12:28,852 YOUR OWN WORDS WOULD HELP, TOO. 255 00:12:28,854 --> 00:12:31,422 BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANY IDEAS MYSELF. 256 00:12:31,424 --> 00:12:33,857 LIKE, I HAVE NO IMAGINATION. 257 00:12:33,859 --> 00:12:37,361 ALL GOD BLESSED ME WITH WAS THIS FLAWLESS COMPLEXION 258 00:12:37,363 --> 00:12:39,464 AND REALLY GOOD TABLE TENNIS SKILLS. 259 00:12:39,466 --> 00:12:41,900 I'M LIKE, ASIAN GOOD. 260 00:12:41,902 --> 00:12:43,668 HOW DO YOU DO IT? 261 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:45,904 I... 262 00:12:45,906 --> 00:12:49,241 UH, WELL, I DON'T... 263 00:12:49,243 --> 00:12:52,544 DON'T TRY TO FIND THE IDEAS. 264 00:12:52,546 --> 00:12:54,480 LET THE IDEAS FIND YOU. 265 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,650 IT'S ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING EXPERIENCES. 266 00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,720 YOU KNOW, FINDING SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT OR UH... 267 00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:03,456 REALIZING SOMETHING FOR THE FIRST TIME. 268 00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:05,491 IT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE 269 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,260 AND THEN IT JUST HITS YOU 270 00:13:07,262 --> 00:13:09,429 AND IT'S ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT 271 00:13:09,431 --> 00:13:11,465 AND IT GOES THROUGH YOUR BODY, 272 00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:13,533 AND IT TRIES TO ESCAPE AND, AND 273 00:13:13,535 --> 00:13:16,436 BE EXPRESSED IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE. 274 00:13:16,438 --> 00:13:20,907 I MEAN, IT'S UH... 275 00:13:20,909 --> 00:13:25,413 - IT'S A LOT LIKE UM... - LIGHTNING. 276 00:13:25,415 --> 00:13:27,949 YEAH, YEAH. 277 00:13:27,951 --> 00:13:29,917 EXACTLY. 278 00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:32,453 YEAH, EXACTLY. 279 00:13:32,455 --> 00:13:34,355 YEAH. WELL, DON'T WORRY. 280 00:13:34,357 --> 00:13:37,293 YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT SOON. 281 00:13:37,295 --> 00:13:39,595 [INTERCOM] ATTENTION STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBERS. 282 00:13:39,597 --> 00:13:41,997 THERE'S A MEETING IN THE ACTIVITIES OFFICE. 283 00:13:41,999 --> 00:13:45,301 THEY ONLY HAVE THESE MEETINGS WHEN THEY THINK I'VE GONE HOME. 284 00:13:45,303 --> 00:13:47,903 THE JOKE'S ON THEM. I NEVER GO HOME. 285 00:13:47,905 --> 00:13:50,440 YEAH, EITHER DO I. 286 00:13:50,442 --> 00:13:52,776 'CAUSE HOME IS OVERRATED. 287 00:13:52,778 --> 00:13:54,878 SO IS M&M's WORLD. 288 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,846 SERIOUSLY. 289 00:13:56,848 --> 00:13:59,015 I OFTEN FANTASIZED ABOUT VARIOUS TORTURE METHODS 290 00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:01,551 I WOULD RATHER HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING THAN SITTING IN A 291 00:14:01,553 --> 00:14:03,687 - STUDENT COUNCIL MEETING. - AND I'M HAPPY TO REPORT 292 00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:05,056 THAT THERE WILL BE ENOUGH TRAILERS AND TRUCKS FOR ALL THE CLUBS 293 00:14:05,058 --> 00:14:06,891 TO HAVE FLOATS AT HOMECOMING. 294 00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:08,659 IT WAS RUN BY OUR STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT 295 00:14:08,661 --> 00:14:10,795 CLAIRE MATHEWS. YOU KNOW, THAT GIRL. 296 00:14:10,797 --> 00:14:13,030 THE ONE THAT PROBABLY SHITS CUPCAKES. 297 00:14:13,032 --> 00:14:15,466 AND AS EXCITED AS WE ALL ARE ABOUT HOMECOMING, 298 00:14:15,468 --> 00:14:17,968 WE NEED TO CHOOSE A THEME FOR THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE. 299 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:19,738 IT'LL BE HERE SOONER THAN WE THINK. 300 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,907 - OKAY, ANY IDEAS? - "FUN UNDER THE SUN." 301 00:14:21,909 --> 00:14:23,775 THAT SCREAMS "SKIN CANCER" TO ME. 302 00:14:23,777 --> 00:14:25,811 IT WOULD BE FUN. 303 00:14:25,813 --> 00:14:28,113 IT'S AN EXCUSE TO WEAR FLIP FLOPS AND BIKINIS TO SCHOOL. 304 00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:29,715 YES. 305 00:14:29,717 --> 00:14:32,418 WHAT ABOUT "ONE NIGHT IN PARIS"? 306 00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:36,022 MY FAMILY AND I WENT OVER THE SUMMER AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 307 00:14:36,024 --> 00:14:37,824 AB FAB IDEA. 308 00:14:37,826 --> 00:14:39,692 IF WE GO ALL OUT, IT MIGHT RUN US OVER BUDGET. 309 00:14:39,694 --> 00:14:41,127 SO NICHOLAS, DO YOU THINK YOUR DAD COULD COVER IT? 310 00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:43,429 HE'S NEVER TURNED US DOWN BEFORE. 311 00:14:43,431 --> 00:14:47,000 OKAY, "ONE NIGHT IN PARIS." LIKE THE SEX TAPE? 312 00:14:47,002 --> 00:14:49,069 - COME ON. - OKAY, FINE. 313 00:14:49,071 --> 00:14:52,806 LET'S GO WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT MORE GENERIC 314 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,575 LIKE "UNDER THE SEA." IT WAS THE THEME 315 00:14:54,577 --> 00:14:55,876 OF MY PARENTS' SCHOOL DANCE. 316 00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:57,778 WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING FOR ORIGINALITY. 317 00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,079 - WE AREN'T. - GREAT. 318 00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:00,815 EVERYONE CAN BRING THEIR CRABS. 319 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,617 I HATE YOU MORE THAN I HATE THE HOLOCAUST. 320 00:15:02,619 --> 00:15:03,985 BITE ME, HOBBIT. 321 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,054 SORRY. WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM. 322 00:15:06,056 --> 00:15:08,990 HE'S ONLY HERE BECAUSE HE'S THE EDITOR OF THE STUPID PAPER. 323 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,726 WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GO TO ANYTHING ANYWAY. 324 00:15:11,728 --> 00:15:13,862 - BECAUSE THEY'RE STUPID! - OKAY, FINE! 325 00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:15,598 THEN YOU CHOOSE A THEME, CARSON! 326 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,700 OKAY. UM... 327 00:15:17,702 --> 00:15:19,869 YOU ALL LIKE TV, RIGHT? 328 00:15:19,871 --> 00:15:22,538 WHAT ABOUT FAMOUS TELEVISION COUPLES, HUH? 329 00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:25,074 PEOPLE COULD BE UM, FRED AND WILMA, 330 00:15:25,076 --> 00:15:27,543 MULDER AND SCULLY, UH, LUCY AND RICKY. 331 00:15:27,545 --> 00:15:29,546 - HEIDI AND SPENCER. - JOHN AND KATE. 332 00:15:29,548 --> 00:15:31,615 - SNOOKI AND THE SITUATION. - SERIOUS? NO. 333 00:15:31,617 --> 00:15:33,917 - THAT'S REALITY TV... - KHLOE AND LAMAR. 334 00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:35,752 YES! YES! 335 00:15:35,754 --> 00:15:37,654 IF I COULDN'T GET THEM TO LISTEN TO ME, 336 00:15:37,656 --> 00:15:39,556 WHAT MADE ME THINK I COULD GET THE WORLD TO? 337 00:15:39,558 --> 00:15:43,861 - WELL, UM... - OKAY, I THINK WE'RE GOOD. 338 00:15:43,863 --> 00:15:47,532 POOR MOM. SHE SPENT HER ENTIRE LIFE TRYING TO BE BETTY CROCKER. 339 00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:49,600 AND BECAME BETTY FORD. 340 00:15:49,602 --> 00:15:52,437 ANTIDEPRESSANTS. ANTI NAUSEA. ANTIHISTAMINE. 341 00:15:52,439 --> 00:15:55,006 ANTI-ANXIETY. ACID REFLUX. ESTROGEN. 342 00:15:55,008 --> 00:15:57,676 OSTEOPOROSIS. TENDONITIS. WRAP 'EM UP. 343 00:15:57,678 --> 00:15:59,778 HI THERE. 344 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:02,147 I'LL JUST POP THESE IN THE COMPUTER AND YOU CAN BE ON YOUR WAY. 345 00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:04,917 - WHO ARE YOU? WHERE'S CHUCK? - CHUCK RETIRED. 346 00:16:04,919 --> 00:16:06,952 I'M APRIL ADAMS. 347 00:16:06,954 --> 00:16:08,921 I TOOK OVER FOR HIM. 348 00:16:08,923 --> 00:16:11,191 I'M NEW IN TOWN. I'M FROM THE BAY AREA. 349 00:16:11,193 --> 00:16:14,060 I WILL BE HERE MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY. 350 00:16:14,062 --> 00:16:16,763 I'M SURE YOUR LIFE IS JUST WONDERFUL, BUT CLEARLY MINE IS NOT. 351 00:16:16,765 --> 00:16:28,042 SO COULD YOU HURRY THIS UP FOR ME PLEASE? 352 00:16:28,044 --> 00:16:30,544 HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU? 353 00:16:30,546 --> 00:16:32,480 SIX MONTHS. 354 00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:34,215 IT'S A BOY. 355 00:16:34,217 --> 00:16:36,717 OOH. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 356 00:16:36,719 --> 00:16:39,019 I REMEMBER THOSE DAYS, 357 00:16:39,021 --> 00:16:42,057 EXCITEMENT, JOY. 358 00:16:42,059 --> 00:16:45,494 ENDLESS CRAVINGS FOR PICKLES AND PEANUT BUTTER. 359 00:16:45,496 --> 00:16:47,829 I'M SURE YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND ARE JUST THRILLED. 360 00:16:47,831 --> 00:16:50,131 - FIANCE. - OH, HOW LIBERAL. 361 00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:52,801 GOOD THING SHOTGUN WEDDINGS AREN'T PART OF THOSE GUN LAWS 362 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,971 YOU PEOPLE VOTED FOR, HUH? 363 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,240 I'M DONE HERE, MRS. PHILLIPS. 364 00:16:57,242 --> 00:17:10,153 - MS. - THEY'LL BE READY IN AN HOUR. 365 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:14,157 FRESH FROM THE OVEN. 366 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:17,661 THANK YOU. 367 00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:21,733 I BROUGHT YOU THE LATEST EDITION OF THE CLOVER HIGH CHRONICLE. 368 00:17:21,735 --> 00:17:25,737 MY ARTICLE IS CALLED "SMALL TOWN SEX SCANDAL." 369 00:17:25,739 --> 00:17:27,772 DO YOU KNOW MY GRANDSON? 370 00:17:27,774 --> 00:17:29,674 [SIGHS] 371 00:17:29,676 --> 00:17:31,743 I THINK SO. 372 00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:34,012 I MISS HIM. 373 00:17:34,014 --> 00:17:36,882 HE NEVER COMES TO VISIT ME ANYMORE. 374 00:17:36,884 --> 00:17:39,018 HE USED TO WRITE ME STORIES. 375 00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:41,554 I REMEMBER THE FIRST STORY HE EVER WROTE ME. 376 00:17:41,556 --> 00:17:43,289 "ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BOY." 377 00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:45,858 - [CHUCKLING] - I REMEMBER. 378 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:48,727 I TOLD HIM IT COULD USE A LITTLE DEVELOPMENT. 379 00:17:48,729 --> 00:17:51,798 SO THE NEXT DAY, HE BROUGHT ME ANOTHER STORY. 380 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:55,035 "ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A BOY WHO... 381 00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:57,804 WHO WANTED TO FLY." 382 00:17:57,806 --> 00:18:01,308 I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY GRANDSON THOUGH. 383 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:04,679 HE'S CHANGED OVER THE YEARS. 384 00:18:04,681 --> 00:18:06,314 HE USED TO BE SO HAPPY AND... 385 00:18:06,316 --> 00:18:09,850 NOW HE WALKS AROUND WITH SO MUCH NEGATIVE ENERGY. 386 00:18:09,852 --> 00:18:11,252 SOMETIMES... 387 00:18:11,254 --> 00:18:13,888 SOMEONE'S PERSONAL RAIN CLOUD 388 00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:24,733 CAN BE DEADLY. 389 00:18:24,735 --> 00:18:25,901 HEY. 390 00:18:25,903 --> 00:18:27,903 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 391 00:18:27,905 --> 00:18:29,738 MUNICH. 392 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:32,909 OH. 393 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,677 SOME PEOPLE GET TO COME HOME 394 00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:37,080 TO WONDERFUL FIANCES AND SONOGRAMS. 395 00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:38,982 AND I GET A... 396 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:42,085 SMART-ASS KID I NEVER EVEN WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. 397 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:45,088 [LAUGHS] 398 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,057 I WASN'T WANTED, HUH? 399 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:51,929 NEVER HAVE A KID TO SAVE A MARRIAGE. IT DOES NOT WORK. 400 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:59,269 [LAUGHS] 401 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:02,273 I COULD'VE BEEN A PHARMACIST. 402 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:05,644 BUT I SETTLED FOR SETTLING DOWN 403 00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:09,180 BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT I WANTED. 404 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,183 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE 405 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:18,124 WANTED. 406 00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:21,661 IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE, MOTHER. 407 00:19:21,663 --> 00:19:26,666 OH, IT WAS TOO LATE YEARS AGO. 408 00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:28,200 YOU'RE LUCKY, CARSON. 409 00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:30,671 YOU'RE YOUNG AND NAIVE AND, 410 00:19:30,673 --> 00:19:34,307 AND ALL THOSE DREAMS YOU HAVE ABOUT GETTING OUT OF THIS TOWN 411 00:19:34,309 --> 00:19:37,844 AND BECOMING SOMETHING STILL SEEM REACHABLE. 412 00:19:37,846 --> 00:19:45,820 YOU SHOULD HOLD ONTO THAT AS LONG AS YOU CAN. 413 00:19:45,822 --> 00:19:48,823 [COUGHING] 414 00:19:48,825 --> 00:19:52,326 GOODNIGHT, MOTHER. 415 00:19:52,328 --> 00:19:54,328 [APRIL] HER LAST NAME WAS PHILLIPS. 416 00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:57,232 YOU HAVE ANY HIDDEN, CRAZY SISTERS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 417 00:19:57,234 --> 00:20:00,102 UM, NOT THAT I'M AWARE OF. 418 00:20:00,104 --> 00:20:03,105 I MEAN, MY FATHER WAS IN THE NAVY, SO... 419 00:20:03,107 --> 00:20:06,075 GOOD. YOU HAD ME WORRIED. 420 00:20:06,077 --> 00:20:09,178 I'M SURPRISED YOUR AURA DIDN'T SET OFF THE SMOKE ALARM. 421 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:11,715 SHE SURE SET YOU OFF. 422 00:20:11,717 --> 00:20:12,849 YEAH. 423 00:20:12,851 --> 00:20:14,784 I'M SORRY. 424 00:20:14,786 --> 00:20:18,188 JUST PEOPLE LIKE THAT MAKE ME QUESTION THE HUMAN RACE. 425 00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:20,824 IT MAKES ME WONDER IF WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING 426 00:20:20,826 --> 00:20:23,026 BY BRINGING ANOTHER ONE INTO THE WORLD. 427 00:20:23,028 --> 00:20:25,196 OH, HEY. 428 00:20:25,198 --> 00:20:27,398 WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. 429 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:31,736 AND THAT LUNATIC HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH US, OUR LIFE, OR OUR CHILD. 430 00:20:31,738 --> 00:20:33,204 OKAY? REMEMBER THAT. 431 00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:34,839 OKAY? 432 00:20:34,841 --> 00:20:37,041 HEY, REMEMBER, WE HAVE THAT MEETING 433 00:20:37,043 --> 00:20:39,077 WITH THE ATTORNEY TOMORROW. 434 00:20:39,079 --> 00:20:42,147 AND THE NEIGHBOR ACROSS THE STREET WITH THE WONDERING EYE 435 00:20:42,149 --> 00:20:45,884 - WANTS TO HAVE A BARBECUE. - OH, YEAH. 436 00:20:45,886 --> 00:20:47,953 [ANSWERING MACHINE] HI. YOU'VE REACHED NEAL PHILLIPS 437 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,222 WITH PR REAL ESTATE. PLEASE LEAVE A BRIEF MESSAGE 438 00:20:50,224 --> 00:20:52,057 AND I'LL GET RIGHT BACK TO YOU. 439 00:20:52,059 --> 00:20:56,896 CHILD...SUPPORT...LATE! 440 00:20:56,898 --> 00:20:59,298 IS THAT BRIEF ENOUGH FOR YOU, ASSHOLE? 441 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,067 WE PRINT TOMORROW 442 00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:03,903 AND NONE OF YOU HAVE WRITTEN ANYTHING. 443 00:21:03,905 --> 00:21:08,909 OH, BUT I DID COLLATE THESE KITTEN PICTURES. 444 00:21:08,911 --> 00:21:11,979 OKAY. I MEAN, IS THIS HOW IT'S GONNA BE ALL YEAR? 445 00:21:11,981 --> 00:21:14,815 I MEAN, DO ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BE HERE? 446 00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:17,317 I REALLY WANT TO BE HERE. 447 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,986 ALL RIGHT, WELL, 448 00:21:18,988 --> 00:21:21,088 IT LOOKS LIKE I WILL BE HERE ALL NIGHT 449 00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:23,358 DOING WHAT YOU ALL SHOULD'VE DONE. 450 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,993 AGAIN. 451 00:21:24,995 --> 00:21:27,262 WOULD YOU CUT THE SOLILOQUY SHORT? 452 00:21:27,264 --> 00:21:29,264 THIS DOESN'T MATTER. 453 00:21:29,266 --> 00:21:31,866 NO ONE READS THE CHRONICANYWAY. 454 00:21:31,868 --> 00:21:35,103 HEY, THE ART CLASS USES IT TO PAPIER-MACHE THINGS. 455 00:21:35,105 --> 00:21:41,443 [PERIOD BELL RINGS] 456 00:21:41,445 --> 00:21:43,445 CARSON. 457 00:21:43,447 --> 00:21:46,448 WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH? 458 00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:59,129 JUST DON'T, OKAY? 459 00:21:59,131 --> 00:22:01,131 [SCOTT] UH, YOU'RE AN ANIMAL. 460 00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:02,866 [NICHOLAS] NO, YOU ARE. 461 00:22:02,868 --> 00:22:05,036 - [SCOTT] MM-HMM. - [NICHOLAS] NO, YOU ARE. 462 00:22:05,038 --> 00:22:07,872 [NICHOLAS] OKAY, I AM. 463 00:22:07,874 --> 00:22:09,841 [SCOTT] MM-HMM, I TOLD YOU. 464 00:22:09,843 --> 00:22:12,310 - [CARSON] AHEM! - [SCOTT] GET OFF ME! 465 00:22:12,312 --> 00:22:13,911 [TOILET FLUSHES] 466 00:22:13,913 --> 00:22:16,047 WELL, GENTLEMEN. 467 00:22:16,049 --> 00:22:18,183 I...AM...SHOCKED. 468 00:22:18,185 --> 00:22:20,853 AMUSED. BUT SHOCKED. 469 00:22:20,855 --> 00:22:23,188 GO AHEAD. TELL THE WHOLE WORLD. WE DON'T CARE. 470 00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:26,625 GOD, SCOTT. PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYBODY. MY PARENTS CAN'T FIND OUT. 471 00:22:26,627 --> 00:22:28,894 LISTEN, CAGNEY, LACEY. 472 00:22:28,896 --> 00:22:31,330 I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE AN OUTCAST. 473 00:22:31,332 --> 00:22:33,366 I BET. 474 00:22:33,368 --> 00:22:36,069 I WOULDN'T WISH THE STRUGGLES OF AN OUTED OUTCAST TO ANYONE. 475 00:22:36,071 --> 00:22:37,871 SO I WON'T TELL. 476 00:22:37,873 --> 00:22:40,340 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. - FANTASTIC. 477 00:22:40,342 --> 00:22:42,976 BUT... 478 00:22:42,978 --> 00:22:46,013 SINCE I WILL BE KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT ABOUT YOUR 479 00:22:46,015 --> 00:22:49,884 YOU KNOW, INABILITIES, YOU KNOW, NOT TO, 480 00:22:49,886 --> 00:22:51,952 PERHAPS YOU COULD RETURN A FAVOR. 481 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,520 - HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT? - OH, NO. 482 00:22:53,522 --> 00:22:55,356 HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT. NO! 483 00:22:55,358 --> 00:22:58,392 I DON'T WANT YOU TO SHIT A DIME FOR ME, NICHOLAS. 484 00:22:58,394 --> 00:23:00,896 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE CLOVER HIGH CHRONICLE COULD USE? 485 00:23:00,898 --> 00:23:02,664 - A FINANCE SECTION. - [SCOFFS] 486 00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:06,368 AND A WEEKLY UPDATE FROM THE PERFORMING ARTS DEPARTMENT. 487 00:23:06,370 --> 00:23:10,105 YOU WANT US TO WRITE FOR YOU HID-E-ODOUS SCHOOL PAPER? 488 00:23:10,107 --> 00:23:12,240 - FOR HOW LONG? - NO. 489 00:23:12,242 --> 00:23:14,644 UNTIL WE GRADUATE AND GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS. 490 00:23:14,646 --> 00:23:17,580 THAT'S IT. NO. I'D RATHER YOU JUST LET THE WHOLE SCHOOL KNOW. 491 00:23:17,582 --> 00:23:19,949 - SHUT UP, SCOTT. - DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. 492 00:23:19,951 --> 00:23:22,285 JUST BECAUSE HE'S HERE, YOU'RE GONNA TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? 493 00:23:22,287 --> 00:23:23,920 - WE'LL DO IT. - GENTLEMEN, 494 00:23:23,922 --> 00:23:25,421 SHARPEN YOUR PENCILS. 495 00:23:25,423 --> 00:23:27,523 [BOB] I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU BOTH 496 00:23:27,525 --> 00:23:29,226 FOR COMING TODAY. 497 00:23:29,228 --> 00:23:31,328 UM, THERE'S NO DELICATE WAY TO PUT THIS, 498 00:23:31,330 --> 00:23:33,397 SO I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT. 499 00:23:33,399 --> 00:23:35,933 NEAL, YOU CANNOT MARRY APRIL 500 00:23:35,935 --> 00:23:38,302 BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL MARRIED. 501 00:23:38,304 --> 00:23:41,405 [NERVOUS LAUGHTER] 502 00:23:41,407 --> 00:23:46,144 HOW COME I'M THE ONLY ONE LAUGHING HERE? 503 00:23:46,146 --> 00:23:48,246 UM, HOW? 504 00:23:48,248 --> 00:23:51,582 YOUR WIFE NEVER SIGNED THE DIVORCE PAPERS. 505 00:23:51,584 --> 00:23:54,953 THIS IS A REALLY LONG JOKE, YOU GUYS. 506 00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:57,423 WELL, UM, APRIL. 507 00:23:57,425 --> 00:23:59,959 UM... 508 00:23:59,961 --> 00:24:02,962 THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? 509 00:24:02,964 --> 00:24:05,965 'CAUSE YOU WOULD'VE TOLD ME IF YOU HAD AN EX-WIFE 510 00:24:05,967 --> 00:24:08,267 OR SO MUCH AS A COCKER SPANIEL 511 00:24:08,269 --> 00:24:10,269 - BEFORE WE HAD-- - JUST-- JUST A SON. 512 00:24:10,271 --> 00:24:13,440 HIS NAME IS CARSON PHILLIPS. SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. 513 00:24:13,442 --> 00:24:19,112 A SON? 514 00:24:19,114 --> 00:24:20,547 OKAY, I'VE GOTTA GO. 515 00:24:20,549 --> 00:24:22,148 APRIL-- 516 00:24:22,150 --> 00:24:26,620 DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING TO ME. 517 00:24:26,622 --> 00:24:29,590 BOB. 518 00:24:29,592 --> 00:24:36,998 [PERIOD BELL RINGS] 519 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,735 CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHICH PRESIDENT'S ADMINISTRATION 520 00:24:39,737 --> 00:24:42,004 - WAS REFERRED TO AS CAMELOT? - CLINTON? 521 00:24:42,006 --> 00:24:45,007 NO. THAT WAS CAME-A-LOT. HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH. 522 00:24:45,009 --> 00:24:55,051 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 523 00:24:55,053 --> 00:25:09,033 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 524 00:25:09,035 --> 00:25:13,103 HEY, SHERYL. IT'S NEAL. LISTEN, WE NEED TO TALK. IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. 525 00:25:13,105 --> 00:25:15,506 SO I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE THIS AFTERNOON 526 00:25:15,508 --> 00:25:18,242 AND I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL WE DO. SEE YOU SOON. 527 00:25:18,244 --> 00:25:28,286 THANKS. 528 00:25:28,288 --> 00:25:37,530 THANKS. 529 00:25:37,532 --> 00:25:39,198 YOU HEARD BACK FROM 530 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,200 - NORTHWESTERN? - OH, MY GOD! 531 00:25:41,202 --> 00:25:46,138 YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME! 532 00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:47,673 IT'S A JUICE CUP. 533 00:25:47,675 --> 00:25:50,077 UM, YES, I DID. 534 00:25:50,079 --> 00:25:53,413 THAT IS A FANCY SCHMANCY SCHOOL YOU'RE LOOKING AT UP THERE. 535 00:25:53,415 --> 00:25:55,515 - AND? - WELL, I DIDN'T FIND OUT 536 00:25:55,517 --> 00:25:57,551 IF YOU'D BEEN ACCEPTED OR DENIED, 537 00:25:57,553 --> 00:26:00,720 BUT THE PERSON I TALKED TO SAID THAT HIGH SCHOOL NEWSPAPERS 538 00:26:00,722 --> 00:26:03,491 AND CLUBS JUST AREN'T CUTTING IT ANYMORE. 539 00:26:03,493 --> 00:26:06,227 SO, IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS THEM, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUBMIT 540 00:26:06,229 --> 00:26:07,829 - SOMETHING ELSE. - LIKE WHAT? 541 00:26:07,831 --> 00:26:10,231 UM... YOU KNOW WHAT? 542 00:26:10,233 --> 00:26:13,534 I ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN. SOMEWHERE I MADE A LIST. 543 00:26:13,536 --> 00:26:15,303 HERE WE GO. 544 00:26:15,305 --> 00:26:18,574 YOU COULD SUBMIT A NOVEL, A BOOK OF POEMS... 545 00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:20,576 I CAN'T READ MY HANDWRITING DOWN THERE. 546 00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:23,445 I'M NOT A NOVELIST AND I'M NOT A POET. I'M A JOURNALIST. 547 00:26:23,447 --> 00:26:25,547 I KNOW. YOU'RE A JOURNALIST. 548 00:26:25,549 --> 00:26:28,183 UM, WHAT ABOUT A LITERARY MAGAZINE? 549 00:26:28,185 --> 00:26:30,319 - A LITERARY MAGAZINE? - IT'S NOT AS COMMON 550 00:26:30,321 --> 00:26:33,256 AS A HIGH SCHOOL NEWSPAPER, AND YOU KNOW, A MAGAZINE 551 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:36,593 FILLED WITH YOUR WORK AND THE WORK OF OTHER STUDENTS, 552 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,762 WELL, I THINK IT WOULD SHOW THEM THAT YOU CAN INSPIRE OTHERS TO WRITE 553 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:41,798 WHILE WRITING YOURSELF. 554 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,400 OKAY, I'LL DO IT. HOW? 555 00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:46,770 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO A LITERARY MAGAZINE. 556 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:49,273 BUT GET PERMISSION FROM THE PRINCIPAL FIRST, 557 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:52,243 BECAUSE HE CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. UM... 558 00:26:52,245 --> 00:26:54,278 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. UM... 559 00:26:54,280 --> 00:27:06,291 THANK YOU. 560 00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,226 [DOORBELL RINGS] 561 00:27:08,228 --> 00:27:09,794 [SIGHS] 562 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:16,636 OKAY. 563 00:27:16,638 --> 00:27:18,638 HI, SHERYL. 564 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,473 - NEAL. - YEAH. 565 00:27:20,475 --> 00:27:23,476 YOUR SCREEN'S STILL BROKEN. 566 00:27:23,478 --> 00:27:26,312 - CAN I COME IN? - UH, WELL, JUST FOR A MINUTE 567 00:27:26,314 --> 00:27:28,482 'CAUSE I'M EXPECTING COMPANY SO... 568 00:27:28,484 --> 00:27:31,652 YEAH. OKAY, SURE. 569 00:27:31,654 --> 00:27:33,187 - HEY. - HEY. 570 00:27:33,189 --> 00:27:40,194 HEY. 571 00:27:40,196 --> 00:27:41,662 OH. IT'S PINK NOW. 572 00:27:41,664 --> 00:27:44,666 YEAH. 573 00:27:44,668 --> 00:27:46,834 HMM. 574 00:27:46,836 --> 00:27:49,204 CAN I GET YOU A BEER? 575 00:27:49,206 --> 00:27:51,372 UM, LET'S SEE. 576 00:27:51,374 --> 00:27:53,675 WELL, NO. NO, I THINK I'M GOOD. 577 00:27:53,677 --> 00:27:55,945 THANKS. 578 00:27:55,947 --> 00:27:57,880 HI. YOU LOOK... 579 00:27:57,882 --> 00:27:59,815 - YOU LOOK GOOD, SHERYL. - OH. 580 00:27:59,817 --> 00:28:02,218 - NO, COME ON. - OH, THANKS. 581 00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:04,853 I'D SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOU BUT THEN WE'D BOTH BE LIARS. 582 00:28:04,855 --> 00:28:07,856 YEAH. THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WERE SCREAMING 583 00:28:07,858 --> 00:28:10,694 PROFANITIES AT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. 584 00:28:10,696 --> 00:28:13,863 - SO THIS IS A STEP UP. - I THINK YOU ARE EXAGGERATING 585 00:28:13,865 --> 00:28:16,466 - JUST A LITTLE BIT. - NO, NO. 586 00:28:16,468 --> 00:28:23,373 - YEAH. - BUT I DESERVED IT. 587 00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:25,009 SO WHY ARE YOU HERE, NEAL? 588 00:28:25,011 --> 00:28:27,311 DID YOU COME TO GLOAT ABOUT YOUR NEW HAPPY LIFE? 589 00:28:27,313 --> 00:28:29,547 UH, NO. I'M HERE BECAUSE UM... 590 00:28:29,549 --> 00:28:31,549 [LAUGHS] 591 00:28:31,551 --> 00:28:34,318 YOU NEVER SIGNED THE DIVORCE PAPERS. 592 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,588 OH, JEEZ. I THOUGHT I MAILED THOSE BACK IN. 593 00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:40,392 - YEAH, NO. - OH, MAYBE I UH, 594 00:28:40,394 --> 00:28:42,461 RIPPED THEM UP INTO LITTLE PIECES 595 00:28:42,463 --> 00:28:44,329 AND THREW 'EM INTO THE FIREPLACE. 596 00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:46,265 I FORGET. 597 00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:48,567 [CARSON] I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU! 598 00:28:48,569 --> 00:28:50,402 I KNOW YOU CAN SEE ME! 599 00:28:50,404 --> 00:28:52,572 I'M TIRED. 600 00:28:52,574 --> 00:28:54,907 WHAT DO YOU NEED, MR. PHILLIPS? 601 00:28:54,909 --> 00:28:58,344 I ALREADY TOLD YOU I CAN'T FORCE THE ENGLISH TEACHERS TO PASS OUT 602 00:28:58,346 --> 00:29:01,414 THE CHRONICLE OR ANY OTHER BIASED PUBLICATION. 603 00:29:01,416 --> 00:29:04,751 I HAVE ABSOLUTELY HAVE NO INQUIRIES OR REQUESTS ABOUT THE CHRONICLE. 604 00:29:04,753 --> 00:29:07,755 UH, GOD! 605 00:29:07,757 --> 00:29:10,424 I... 606 00:29:10,426 --> 00:29:13,294 I WANT TO START A SCHOOL LITERARY MAGAZINE. 607 00:29:13,296 --> 00:29:15,596 [LAUGHS] 608 00:29:15,598 --> 00:29:17,765 WHY-WHY-- WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 609 00:29:17,767 --> 00:29:20,434 OKAY, FINE. 610 00:29:20,436 --> 00:29:24,606 YOU CAN START YOUR LITERARY MAGAZINE OR YOU KNOW, 611 00:29:24,608 --> 00:29:27,942 YOU CAN START A HUNTING MAGAZINE FOR ALL I CARE, 612 00:29:27,944 --> 00:29:29,844 BUT... 613 00:29:29,846 --> 00:29:32,781 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN FUNDING BECAUSE... 614 00:29:32,783 --> 00:29:35,318 THE SCHOOL IS BROKE. 615 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,387 I'D ALSO LIKE TO ANNOUNCE IT AT THE ASSEMBLY THIS WEEK. 616 00:29:38,389 --> 00:29:40,556 - [LAUGHS] - IT'LL TAKE THREE SECONDS. 617 00:29:40,558 --> 00:29:43,592 FINE. IF FOR NOTHING ELSE THAN MY OWN AMUSEMENT. 618 00:29:43,594 --> 00:29:45,995 GREAT. GREAT. THANK YOU. 619 00:29:45,997 --> 00:29:49,633 THANK YOU. 620 00:29:49,635 --> 00:29:54,971 HEY! BREAK IT UP! NOT ON MY CAMPUS! 621 00:29:54,973 --> 00:29:59,643 THERE'S A MOTEL 6 DOWN THE STREET! 622 00:29:59,645 --> 00:30:00,977 [SCREAMS] 623 00:30:00,979 --> 00:30:03,781 I GOT YA! I GOT YA! I GOT YA! 624 00:30:03,783 --> 00:30:05,650 YEP, THAT'S IT. 625 00:30:05,652 --> 00:30:07,485 YEP, IT'S JUST PAPERS. 626 00:30:07,487 --> 00:30:11,823 SIGNATURE DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. 627 00:30:11,825 --> 00:30:15,493 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 628 00:30:15,495 --> 00:30:20,833 OKAY. YEAH, THANKS, SHERYL. 629 00:30:20,835 --> 00:30:22,935 FOR WHAT'S IT'S WORTH, I'M SORRY. 630 00:30:22,937 --> 00:30:25,371 I'M SORRY I'M NOT THE MAN YOU WANTED ME TO BE. 631 00:30:25,373 --> 00:30:27,573 - YEAH. ME, TOO. - YEAH. ME, TOO. 632 00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:28,841 OKAY. 633 00:30:28,843 --> 00:30:30,676 OH, PLEASE. PLEASE, PLEASE. 634 00:30:30,678 --> 00:30:40,720 OKAY. I'LL SEE YA. 635 00:30:40,722 --> 00:30:51,031 OKAY. I'LL SEE YA. 636 00:30:51,033 --> 00:30:53,534 [SHERYL] THERE'S SO MUCH STRESS IN MY LIFE. 637 00:30:53,536 --> 00:30:57,138 IT'S A MIRACLE I'M ABLE TO FUNCTION AS WELL AS I DO. 638 00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:59,641 BUT DOES ANYBODY CARE? 639 00:30:59,643 --> 00:31:01,576 DOES ANYBODY... 640 00:31:01,578 --> 00:31:03,879 DOES MY SON SEE HOW MUCH I STRUGGLE EVERY SINGLE DAY? 641 00:31:03,881 --> 00:31:06,882 - WELL, I DON'T ENVY YOU. - THANK YOU, DR. WHEELER. 642 00:31:06,884 --> 00:31:09,718 YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO UNDERSTANDS MY SITUATION. 643 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,587 HE'S BECOMING MORE AND MORE LIKE HIS FATHER EVERY DAY. 644 00:31:12,589 --> 00:31:14,457 HE'S RUDE, SARCASTIC. 645 00:31:14,459 --> 00:31:16,893 HE MAKES A JOKE AT MY EXPENSE WHENEVER HE CAN. 646 00:31:16,895 --> 00:31:19,729 AND ALL HE TALKS ABOUT IS LEAVING FOR COLLEGE ONE DAY. 647 00:31:19,731 --> 00:31:23,065 EVERYBODY ABANDONS ME OR PLANS TO ABANDON ME. IF I HAD A GOLDFISH... 648 00:31:23,067 --> 00:31:25,635 HE WOULD PROBABLY ABANDON YOU AS WELL. 649 00:31:25,637 --> 00:31:28,205 - IT WOULD ABANDON ME. - BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A GOLDFISH. 650 00:31:28,207 --> 00:31:30,441 NO, I DON'T, THANK GOD. 651 00:31:30,443 --> 00:31:32,509 WELL, THE THING ABOUT GOLDFISH IS 652 00:31:32,511 --> 00:31:34,945 THEY'RE IN THAT BOWL, THEY CAN'T GET OUT. 653 00:31:34,947 --> 00:31:37,581 - IT WOULD FIND A WAY. - [LAUGHING] 654 00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:40,083 THAT'S PRETTY EXTREME THINKING. 655 00:31:40,085 --> 00:31:42,954 - UM, LET ME ASK YOU THIS. - YES. 656 00:31:42,956 --> 00:31:45,757 - IS HE ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS? - NO. 657 00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:48,560 - DO YOU THINK HE NEEDS THEM? - DO I THINK HE NEEDS THEM? 658 00:31:48,562 --> 00:31:50,595 WELL, IN ALL HONESTY, 659 00:31:50,597 --> 00:31:52,931 I THINK ALL TEENAGERS NEED THEM 660 00:31:52,933 --> 00:31:55,200 WHETHER THEY'RE DEPRESSED OR NOT. 661 00:31:55,202 --> 00:31:57,236 YOU KNOW, TEENAGERS ARE SO FULL OF HORMONES. 662 00:31:57,238 --> 00:31:59,638 THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY WANT. 663 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,475 ALL THEY'RE THINKING ABOUT IS RUBBING AGAINST A PILLOW OR A CUSHION 664 00:32:02,477 --> 00:32:04,477 OR ANOTHER TEENAGER. YOU KNOW, SO. 665 00:32:04,479 --> 00:32:06,946 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. 666 00:32:06,948 --> 00:32:09,783 AND I THINK IF HE HAD SOMETHING TO GROUND HIM, 667 00:32:09,785 --> 00:32:15,922 UH, HE WOULDN'T BE SO EAGER TO FLY AWAY. 668 00:32:15,924 --> 00:32:20,627 YOU NEED TO BE ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS. 669 00:32:20,629 --> 00:32:22,162 NO WAY. 670 00:32:22,164 --> 00:32:24,232 YOU'RE MEDICATED ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US. 671 00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:26,067 AREN'T YOU DEPRESSED? 672 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:29,103 CURRENTLY, WHILE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION? YEAH. 673 00:32:29,105 --> 00:32:31,138 EVERYONE GETS DEPRESSED. 674 00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:33,040 IT'S AN EMOTION. PEOPLE TURN TO PILLS. 675 00:32:33,042 --> 00:32:35,009 BEFORE THEY TURN TO THEIR PROBLEMS THESE DAYS. 676 00:32:35,011 --> 00:32:37,712 WELL, SOMETIMES IT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION. 677 00:32:37,714 --> 00:32:40,249 YOU'RE DEPRESSING ME RIGHT NOW. ARE YOU SAYING THAT 678 00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:42,651 I'M GONNA TAKE A PILL AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA DISAPPEAR? 679 00:32:42,653 --> 00:32:44,086 THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR. 680 00:32:44,088 --> 00:32:46,154 AND SO ARE MOST PRESCRIPTION DRUGS. 681 00:32:46,156 --> 00:32:48,657 WE ARE LIVING IN A MEDICATED SOCIETY. 682 00:32:48,659 --> 00:32:51,994 WE START DRUGGING KIDS WITH A.D.D., WHICH THEY ALL HAVE, 683 00:32:51,996 --> 00:32:54,531 AND THEN IT DOESN'T STOP TILL DEATH. 684 00:32:54,533 --> 00:32:57,000 YOU WERE ON ADD MEDICATION AS A KID, AND YOU TURNED OUT 685 00:32:57,002 --> 00:32:58,835 SOMEWHAT DECENT. 686 00:32:58,837 --> 00:33:00,603 NO, I WASN'T. 687 00:33:00,605 --> 00:33:07,678 I HID IT IN YOUR FOOD. 688 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,147 I THOUGHT I WAS JUST REALLY CALM AND MATURE FOR MY AGE. 689 00:33:10,149 --> 00:33:11,949 NOPE, YOU WERE DRUGGED. 690 00:33:11,951 --> 00:33:14,652 WHEN YOUR FATHER AND I STARTED OUR DIVORCE, 691 00:33:14,654 --> 00:33:17,021 YOU STARTED ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS, WE FOUND IT EASIER 692 00:33:17,023 --> 00:33:22,561 TO ROOFIE YOU THAN ANSWER YOU. 693 00:33:22,563 --> 00:33:24,863 WELL, IT ISN'T DINNER UNLESS SOME FORM OF 694 00:33:24,865 --> 00:33:26,865 MY CHILDHOOD FOUNDATION IS SHATTERED. 695 00:33:26,867 --> 00:33:28,600 [GROANS] 696 00:33:28,602 --> 00:33:30,335 - I NEED MONEY. - I GIVE YOU AN ALLOWANCE. 697 00:33:30,337 --> 00:33:33,038 I NEED MORE MONEY. $300. 698 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,708 I WANT TO START A LITERARY MAGAZINE AT SCHOOL, 699 00:33:35,710 --> 00:33:38,844 AND I NEED MONEY TO PRINT THE FIRST 100 COPIES OR SO. 700 00:33:38,846 --> 00:33:40,613 NO. 701 00:33:40,615 --> 00:33:41,747 WHY NOT? I KNOW YOU'RE ROLLING IN IT. 702 00:33:41,749 --> 00:33:43,049 GRANDPA DIED AND LEFT US EVERYTHING. 703 00:33:43,051 --> 00:33:45,985 WRONG. HE LEFT ME EVERYTHING. YOU, HIS CAR. 704 00:33:45,987 --> 00:33:49,256 - WHAT ABOUT MY COLLEGE FUND? - KEY WORD, COLLEGE. 705 00:33:49,258 --> 00:33:54,895 OKAY. IF I START TAKING ANTIDEPRESSANTS, 706 00:33:54,897 --> 00:34:02,604 WILL YOU GIVE ME THE MONEY TO START MY LITERARY MAGAZINE? 707 00:34:02,606 --> 00:34:03,838 DEAL. 708 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,673 PASS ME THE SALT. 709 00:34:05,675 --> 00:34:08,076 HELLO, FUTURE FARMERS AND INMATES. 710 00:34:08,078 --> 00:34:10,912 I'M CARSON PHILLIPS FROM THE CLOVER HIGH CHRONICLE 711 00:34:10,914 --> 00:34:13,915 HERE WITH SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS. 712 00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:16,919 THIS YEAR, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, 713 00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:20,689 CLOVER HIGH WILL RELEASE ITS FIRST LITERARY MAGAZINE. 714 00:34:20,691 --> 00:34:23,759 WHOO! AWESOME! 715 00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:25,628 [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 716 00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:29,264 NOW, I KNOW MOST OF YOU CAN'T READ LET ALONE WRITE, 717 00:34:29,266 --> 00:34:31,935 BUT FOR ALL THE SECRET WRITERS OUT THERE, 718 00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:34,170 PLEASE SUBMIT ANY ORIGINAL WORK 719 00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:37,974 TO THE BOX OUTSIDE THE JOURNALISM CLASSROOM AND IT WILL BE PUBLISHED. 720 00:34:37,976 --> 00:34:41,277 POEMS. SHORT STORIES. 721 00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:43,780 HIT LISTS. 722 00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,282 ANYTHING. 723 00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:47,952 OKAY. THANK YOU. 724 00:34:47,954 --> 00:34:49,186 GOD BLESS. 725 00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:55,660 WHOO! CARSON! 726 00:34:55,662 --> 00:34:58,663 OKAY, ASSEMBLY DISMISSED. RETURN TO YOUR HOMEROOMS. 727 00:34:58,665 --> 00:35:08,807 AND HEY! SAY HELLO TO SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW TODAY. 728 00:35:08,809 --> 00:35:11,309 I AM SO EXCITED FOR HOMECOMING TONIGHT. 729 00:35:11,311 --> 00:35:13,746 OUR FLOAT IS GONNA BE FLAWLESS. 730 00:35:13,748 --> 00:35:15,682 THE CROWD IS GONNA LOVE IT. 731 00:35:15,684 --> 00:35:17,150 WHOO! 732 00:35:17,152 --> 00:35:21,821 - [SIGHS] - OH...NO. 733 00:35:21,823 --> 00:35:24,323 SHITERARY MAGAZINE. 734 00:35:24,325 --> 00:35:26,793 GOD. 735 00:35:26,795 --> 00:35:28,896 TYPICAL. I MEAN, 736 00:35:28,898 --> 00:35:31,699 I CAN'T EVEN RUN A SCHOOL NEWSPAPER. I DON'T KNOW WHY 737 00:35:31,701 --> 00:35:34,168 I THOUGHT I COULD START A LITERARY MAGAZINE. 738 00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:39,006 [SIGHS] 739 00:35:39,008 --> 00:35:41,443 - OH... - PERSONAL SPACE, MALERIE. 740 00:35:41,445 --> 00:35:43,178 OKAY. 741 00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:45,714 JUST DON'T BE TOO HARD ON YOURSELF. 742 00:35:45,716 --> 00:35:50,185 IF YOU CAN GET NICHOLAS FORBES 743 00:35:50,187 --> 00:35:53,188 AND SCOTT THOMAS TO JOIN THE CHRONICLE, 744 00:35:53,190 --> 00:35:56,258 THEN I THINK YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. 745 00:35:56,260 --> 00:35:59,395 I'M BLACKMAILING THEM. 746 00:35:59,397 --> 00:36:02,732 I CAUGHT THEM PLAYING LEWIS AND CLARK IN THE BOY'S BATHROOM. 747 00:36:02,734 --> 00:36:04,500 - DON'T ASK. - THERE SEEMS TO BE 748 00:36:04,502 --> 00:36:07,203 A LOT OF THAT GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 749 00:36:07,205 --> 00:36:09,371 I CAUGHT CLAIRE MATHEWS 750 00:36:09,373 --> 00:36:13,910 AND COACH COLIN BONKING... 751 00:36:13,912 --> 00:36:16,379 EACH OTHER... 752 00:36:16,381 --> 00:36:18,749 IN THE BOY'S LOCKER ROOM. 753 00:36:18,751 --> 00:36:21,952 I JUST GO IN THERE TO THINK SOMETIMES. 754 00:36:21,954 --> 00:36:24,055 COACH COLIN WALKER? 755 00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:26,491 I THOUGHT SHE WAS DATING JUSTIN WALKER. 756 00:36:26,493 --> 00:36:29,093 OH, THAT MUST BE AWKWARD. 757 00:36:29,095 --> 00:36:30,895 TOO BAD THEY AREN'T WRITERS. 758 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:33,131 IF THEY HAD WORK IN THE MAGAZINE, 759 00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:36,134 THEN EVERYBODY WOULD WANT TO HAVE WORK IN THE LITERARY MAGAZINE. 760 00:36:36,136 --> 00:36:41,240 IT WOULD SELL OUT FOR SURE. 761 00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:43,909 YOU KNOW, IT JUST MAKES YOU THINK THOUGH. 762 00:36:43,911 --> 00:36:46,011 EVERYBODY HAS SOMETHING TO HIDE... 763 00:36:46,013 --> 00:36:48,413 EVEN CLAIRE MATHEWS. 764 00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:50,415 HA! 765 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:51,918 YEAH. 766 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:59,926 YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 767 00:36:59,928 --> 00:37:01,528 I TRAVEL LIGHTLY TODAY. 768 00:37:01,530 --> 00:37:03,530 NOT A PROBLEM, MRS. PHILLIPS. 769 00:37:03,532 --> 00:37:08,269 MS. MS. MS. 770 00:37:08,271 --> 00:37:09,937 WHAT? 771 00:37:09,939 --> 00:37:11,438 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME 772 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,340 LIKE I JUST TOLD YOU I USED TO BE A MAN? 773 00:37:13,342 --> 00:37:15,376 THIS IS FOR CARSON PHILLIPS? 774 00:37:15,378 --> 00:37:17,278 YEAH, THAT'S MY SON. 775 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,413 WHY DOES HE NEED ANTIDEPRESSANTS? 776 00:37:19,415 --> 00:37:22,017 I DON'T THINK THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, APRIL. 777 00:37:22,019 --> 00:37:24,586 - FORGIVE ME, MISS PHILLIPS-- - YOU KNOW WHAT, CALL ME SHERYL. 778 00:37:24,588 --> 00:37:26,488 JUST SIMPLE SHERYL. 779 00:37:26,490 --> 00:37:30,892 I THINK I MAY BE ENGAGED TO YOUR EX-HUSBAND. 780 00:37:30,894 --> 00:37:36,566 NEAL PHILLIPS? 781 00:37:36,568 --> 00:37:39,302 WAIT! MISS PHILLIPS? 782 00:37:39,304 --> 00:37:42,171 SHERYL?! 783 00:37:42,173 --> 00:37:44,974 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 784 00:37:44,976 --> 00:37:49,146 HI. 785 00:37:49,148 --> 00:37:50,447 HI. 786 00:37:50,449 --> 00:37:52,482 HOW WAS WORK? 787 00:37:52,484 --> 00:37:54,384 NOT GOOD. 788 00:37:54,386 --> 00:37:57,321 I'M SORRY, BUT THERE'S ONLY SO MANY TIMES 789 00:37:57,323 --> 00:38:01,091 I CAN SAY I'M SORRY. BUT I WANT YOU TO REALIZE 790 00:38:01,093 --> 00:38:04,495 THAT ALL OF THAT WAS A REALLY 791 00:38:04,497 --> 00:38:08,499 DARK PERIOD FOR ME. 792 00:38:08,501 --> 00:38:10,501 UM, SO... 793 00:38:10,503 --> 00:38:13,171 CAN YOU REALLY BLAME ME FOR NOT WANTING TO 794 00:38:13,173 --> 00:38:15,006 CARRY IT WITH ME? 795 00:38:15,008 --> 00:38:17,343 CAN YOU BLAME ME FOR WANTING TO FORGET ABOUT IT? 796 00:38:17,345 --> 00:38:25,050 I WANT TO MEET HIM. YOUR SON, I WANT TO MEET HIM. 797 00:38:25,052 --> 00:38:26,952 YEAH. 798 00:38:26,954 --> 00:38:29,955 WE TRIED SELLING SOME AD SPACE TO LOCAL BUSINESSES 799 00:38:29,957 --> 00:38:33,193 BUT I HAD NO TAKERS. 800 00:38:33,195 --> 00:38:35,395 WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT. 801 00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:37,898 WHY COULDN'T I HAVE WORN SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 802 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:39,633 OKAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WEARING, 803 00:38:39,635 --> 00:38:41,902 BUT I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS. THE TRUCK PULLING 804 00:38:41,904 --> 00:38:43,603 THE CHEER FLOAT'S ENGINE JUST DIED, 805 00:38:43,605 --> 00:38:46,173 - SO THEY'RE TAKING YOURS. - EXCUSE ME? 806 00:38:46,175 --> 00:38:49,277 OH, UM, MY APOLOGIES. 807 00:38:49,279 --> 00:38:51,612 BUT YOU KNOW, HOMECOMING'S NOTHING 808 00:38:51,614 --> 00:38:53,381 WITHOUT THE CHEER FLOAT. 809 00:38:53,383 --> 00:38:55,516 OKAY, THEN GO TAKE THE ATHLETES FLOAT AWAY. 810 00:38:55,518 --> 00:38:58,052 I MEAN, THEY PRIDE THEMSELVES RUNNING AROUND LIKE MULES ANYWAY. 811 00:38:58,054 --> 00:39:00,122 MY DECISION'S FINAL. 812 00:39:00,124 --> 00:39:02,391 OKAY. 813 00:39:02,393 --> 00:39:04,293 FINAL. 814 00:39:04,295 --> 00:39:06,595 WELL, AT LEAST WE HAD FUN MAKING IT. 815 00:39:06,597 --> 00:39:13,937 NO. THEY'RE GONNA SEE THIS FLOAT IF IT KILLS ME. 816 00:39:13,939 --> 00:39:15,338 NICE COSTUME. 817 00:39:15,340 --> 00:39:17,040 NICE LIFE. 818 00:39:17,042 --> 00:39:27,084 [MARCHING BAND PLAYING] 819 00:39:27,086 --> 00:39:32,423 [MARCHING BAND PLAYING] 820 00:39:32,425 --> 00:39:33,624 YEAH! 821 00:39:33,626 --> 00:39:38,963 YEAH! 822 00:39:38,965 --> 00:39:40,664 WHOO! 823 00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:50,709 [BAND PLAYING "PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY"] 824 00:39:50,711 --> 00:40:02,121 [BAND PLAYING "PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY"] 825 00:40:02,123 --> 00:40:07,460 YEAH! 826 00:40:07,462 --> 00:40:13,467 - YOU'RE THE MAN! - SCREW YOU! 827 00:40:13,469 --> 00:40:16,003 - ARE YOU DRUNK? - WASTED. 828 00:40:16,005 --> 00:40:17,738 ♪ NO MATTER WHAT... 829 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:20,140 [CLAIRE] MY APOLOGIES, BUT, YOU KNOW, 830 00:40:20,142 --> 00:40:22,309 HOMECOMING'S NOTHING WITHOUT THE CHEER FLOAT. 831 00:40:22,311 --> 00:40:24,679 [MALERIE] NO ONE READS THE "CHRONICLE" ANYWAY. 832 00:40:24,681 --> 00:40:28,016 [GIRL] HE'S ONLY HERE BECAUSE HE'S THE EDITOR OF THAT STUPID PAPER. 833 00:40:28,018 --> 00:40:30,018 ♪ NO MATTER WHAT... 834 00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:32,020 - [TELEPHONE RINGS] - HELLO? 835 00:40:32,022 --> 00:40:34,555 MALERIE? IT'S CARSON. 836 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:36,491 - WHO? - CARSON PHILLIPS. 837 00:40:36,493 --> 00:40:38,093 OH, YEAH, I KNEW. 838 00:40:38,095 --> 00:40:40,396 OPERATION CLOVERGATE'S IN EFFECT. 839 00:40:40,398 --> 00:40:44,433 SO MANY PEOPLE TO BLACKMAIL, SO LITTLE TIME. 840 00:40:44,435 --> 00:40:47,336 BUT HOW'RE WE GONNA BLACKMAIL ALL OF THEM? 841 00:40:47,338 --> 00:40:49,338 HUMPH. 842 00:40:49,340 --> 00:40:51,340 I DON'T KNOW. 843 00:40:51,342 --> 00:40:54,511 I GOT DIRT ON MOST OF THEM. 844 00:40:54,513 --> 00:40:57,514 SO I'M NOT SURE. BUT THEN AGAIN, 845 00:40:57,516 --> 00:41:00,683 COLUMBUS WASN'T SURE IF NORTH AMERICA WAS THERE. BUT IT DIDN'T STOP HIM 846 00:41:00,685 --> 00:41:02,786 FROM SAILING TO IT. AND ONCE HE WAS THERE, 847 00:41:02,788 --> 00:41:04,587 - YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID? - WHAT? 848 00:41:04,589 --> 00:41:07,558 HE ENSLAVED EVERY SINGLE INDIAN AROUND HIM. 849 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,194 OH, YOU LITTLE INDIANS, LOOK OUT. 850 00:41:10,196 --> 00:41:11,662 YEAH. 851 00:41:11,664 --> 00:41:16,200 SOME WILL BE MUCH EASIER THAN OTHERS. 852 00:41:16,202 --> 00:41:17,301 N-N-NO. 853 00:41:17,303 --> 00:41:18,402 ♪ 854 00:41:18,404 --> 00:41:22,207 ♪ WHEN THE SKY 855 00:41:22,209 --> 00:41:23,642 ♪ OPENS 856 00:41:23,644 --> 00:41:30,549 ♪ AND THE SOUND COMES OUT OF IT NOW ♪ 857 00:41:30,551 --> 00:41:33,853 ♪ IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF AIR IT'S LIKE A SPLASH OF WATER ♪ 858 00:41:33,855 --> 00:41:35,621 ♪ IT'S LIKE A SLAP 859 00:41:35,623 --> 00:41:42,562 ♪ ON THE HAND... 860 00:41:42,564 --> 00:41:44,730 YOU'RE "BADBOY2012"? 861 00:41:44,732 --> 00:41:48,569 I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE. 862 00:41:48,571 --> 00:41:56,577 NOT THAT IT WAS EASY BEFORE. 863 00:41:56,579 --> 00:42:09,257 IT'S A NICE DAY. 864 00:42:09,259 --> 00:42:21,770 HEY, SIEGFRIED. HERE YOU GO. 865 00:42:21,772 --> 00:42:29,278 HEY, ROY, ENJOY. 866 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:33,283 AHEM! 867 00:42:33,285 --> 00:42:35,619 - WHAT'S THIS? - [LAUGHING] 868 00:42:35,621 --> 00:42:37,821 COME ON. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 869 00:42:37,823 --> 00:42:40,624 YOU LEFT IT IN THE JOURNALISM CLASSROOM. 870 00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:43,660 UM, DID YOU GUYS WANT SOME? 871 00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:46,430 IF WE WERE RESPONSIBLE STUDENTS WE WOULD GO RIGHT NOW 872 00:42:46,432 --> 00:42:47,899 TO THE SCHOOL AUTHORITIES. 873 00:42:47,901 --> 00:42:50,168 LISTEN, I'LL WRITE THE MOVIE REVIEW, 874 00:42:50,170 --> 00:42:51,769 I PROMISE YOU. HUH? 875 00:42:51,771 --> 00:42:57,675 IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. 876 00:42:57,677 --> 00:42:59,311 WHAT A RUSH. 877 00:42:59,313 --> 00:43:03,649 ♪ NO MATTER WHAT 878 00:43:03,651 --> 00:43:05,651 ♪ I SAY 879 00:43:05,653 --> 00:43:07,819 CAN I HELP YOU? 880 00:43:07,821 --> 00:43:10,923 I WAS UH, JUST GOOGLING SOME SATAN WORSHIPING CULTS, 881 00:43:10,925 --> 00:43:12,926 YOU KNOW, A HOBBY OF MINE, AND 882 00:43:12,928 --> 00:43:15,895 I CAME ACROSS THESE. CHECK THESE OUT, RIGHT? 883 00:43:15,897 --> 00:43:19,332 ISN'T THAT YOU, I BELIEVE, WITH A WHIP IN YOUR MOUTH? 884 00:43:19,334 --> 00:43:21,834 YES, YES, HERE YOU'RE RIDING SOME GUYS IN THIS ONE. 885 00:43:21,836 --> 00:43:24,938 YES, THAT'S GREAT. AND THIS ONE. THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE. 886 00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:27,441 WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THESE? 887 00:43:27,443 --> 00:43:29,843 OH, I JUST WANT TO PROTECT YOU, VICKI. 888 00:43:29,845 --> 00:43:33,581 I MEAN, I'D HATE IT IF THESE WERE ACCIDENTALLY EMAILED TO YOUR MOM. 889 00:43:33,583 --> 00:43:35,950 DOES SHE STILL TEACH SUNDAY SCHOOL 890 00:43:35,952 --> 00:43:45,694 AT RYDER BAPTIST CHURCH? 891 00:43:45,696 --> 00:43:47,462 AND WHEN I SAY TEAMWORK, 892 00:43:47,464 --> 00:43:49,698 WHAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND? 893 00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:51,700 SHUT UP! 894 00:43:51,702 --> 00:43:58,674 MOVE YOUR BOOKS. MOVE YOUR BOOKS! 895 00:43:58,676 --> 00:44:00,543 ♪ TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT 896 00:44:00,545 --> 00:44:03,312 ♪ HEARD YOU LIKE TO FORNICATE 897 00:44:03,314 --> 00:44:08,718 [CLAIRE] CARSON! 898 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,554 I WANT YOU TO BE THERE 899 00:44:10,556 --> 00:44:14,024 AT THAT TIME. 900 00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:16,593 I ALSO WANT TO RECOMMEND NOT SLEEPING WITH STUDENTS... 901 00:44:16,595 --> 00:44:26,638 STRONGLY RECOMMEND IT. 902 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:36,047 STRONGLY RECOMMEND IT. 903 00:44:36,049 --> 00:44:42,888 I COULD GET FIRED FOR THIS, AND I NEED THAT DENTAL PLAN. 904 00:44:42,890 --> 00:44:48,427 IT'S NORMAL TO BE WITH OLDER WOMEN IN YOUR CULTURE, RIGHT? 905 00:44:48,429 --> 00:44:51,765 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, BUT YOU ARE SO HOT. 906 00:44:51,767 --> 00:44:54,768 AND YOUNG AND TANNISH AND IMPORTED. 907 00:44:54,770 --> 00:44:58,938 OH, GOD. I FEEL LIKE I'M IN EAT, PRAY, LOVE. 908 00:44:58,940 --> 00:44:59,939 - WAS THAT DIRTY TALK? - SI. 909 00:44:59,941 --> 00:45:04,444 OH, I LOVE DIRTY TALK. 910 00:45:04,446 --> 00:45:06,781 OH, YOU'RE SO "SPANELICIOUS!" I LOVE IT! 911 00:45:06,783 --> 00:45:10,451 [MAN] MS. HASTINGS? 912 00:45:10,453 --> 00:45:19,795 COMING. 913 00:45:19,797 --> 00:45:24,966 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 914 00:45:24,968 --> 00:45:27,035 - HOLA? - WHAT'S UP, MAN? 915 00:45:27,037 --> 00:45:29,638 [REGULAR VOICE] HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING, BRO? 916 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,641 NAH, NOTHING. I WAS JUST FEELING UP THE RECEPTIONIST. 917 00:45:32,643 --> 00:45:34,811 YEAH, DUDE, NO, THE RECEPTIONIST. 918 00:45:34,813 --> 00:45:37,013 IT'S INSANE. I'M ONE AWAY FROM BEATING MY RECORD. 919 00:45:37,015 --> 00:45:39,849 I LITERALLY PUT THE "DICK" IN VALEDICTORIAN. 920 00:45:39,851 --> 00:45:41,584 IT'S... 921 00:45:41,586 --> 00:45:51,462 I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 922 00:45:51,464 --> 00:45:54,064 SO, EMILIO... 923 00:45:54,066 --> 00:45:57,034 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A FORNICATING EXCHANGE STUDENT? 924 00:45:57,036 --> 00:45:59,570 AND I WOULD TONE DOWN THE TELEMUNDO. 925 00:45:59,572 --> 00:46:02,474 - MALERIE HERE IS IN SPANISH 4. - SI. 926 00:46:02,476 --> 00:46:05,777 I'M ALSO FLUENT IN CELTIC AND ELVISH. 927 00:46:05,779 --> 00:46:08,046 TAKE THAT LIGHT IN YOUR FACE. 928 00:46:08,048 --> 00:46:10,115 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 929 00:46:10,117 --> 00:46:13,118 I'M NOT FROM EL SALVADOR OBVIOUSLY. 930 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,788 I'M FROM SAN DIEGO. 931 00:46:15,790 --> 00:46:17,857 - [SNICKERS] - SEA WORLD, I KNEW IT. 932 00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:20,393 I KNEW HE SMELT VERY FAINTLY OF DOLPHIN. 933 00:46:20,395 --> 00:46:22,862 - NO, I DON'T. - WHAT ELSE? TELL US THE TRUTH! 934 00:46:22,864 --> 00:46:24,597 SPEAK. 935 00:46:24,599 --> 00:46:26,699 THE ONLY SPANISH I KNOW IS FROM LEVEL ONE, 936 00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:28,701 ROSETTA STONE, WHICH I STOLE. 937 00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:31,471 I'VE BEEN SAYING THE SAME 10 PHRASES OVER AND OVER AGAIN 938 00:46:31,473 --> 00:46:33,140 AND NO ONE SEEMS TO NOTICE. 939 00:46:33,142 --> 00:46:35,609 PLEASE DON'T TELL MY HOST FAMILY. 940 00:46:35,611 --> 00:46:38,945 - DUDE, THEY'D HAVE ME ARRESTED. - WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? 941 00:46:38,947 --> 00:46:40,881 ARE YOU KIDDING? 942 00:46:40,883 --> 00:46:43,951 I GET FOOD, HOUSING... 943 00:46:43,953 --> 00:46:46,754 AND GIRLS. 944 00:46:46,756 --> 00:46:50,558 DUDE, GIRLS LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN A GUY THAT SPEAKS SPANISH. 945 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,027 THAT JUST LITTLE-- [ROLLS TONGUE]-- OH, MY GOD. 946 00:46:53,029 --> 00:46:55,496 IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. 947 00:46:55,498 --> 00:46:57,765 - [ROLLS TONGUE] - CONTINUE. 948 00:46:57,767 --> 00:46:59,101 DUDE, YOU CAN'T BLAME ME. 949 00:46:59,103 --> 00:47:01,437 YEAH, YEAH, I CAN. 950 00:47:01,439 --> 00:47:07,443 I CAN BLAME YOU MUCHAS GRACIAS, SENORITA. 951 00:47:07,445 --> 00:47:09,778 THIS IS FOR YOU. 952 00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:12,047 - SI, "SE PAEDOPHILE." - AND JUST REMEMBER, 953 00:47:12,049 --> 00:47:21,925 WE HAVE THIS ALL ON FILM. 954 00:47:21,927 --> 00:47:24,093 WELL, HELLO, EVERYONE. 955 00:47:24,095 --> 00:47:26,230 AND WELCOME TO THE JOURNALISM CLASSROOM. 956 00:47:26,232 --> 00:47:28,866 - YOU FASCIST. - OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THE NAMES, 957 00:47:28,868 --> 00:47:31,936 ALL RIGHT? OKAY, LOOK. I'LL MAKE THIS SHORT AND SWEET. 958 00:47:31,938 --> 00:47:34,238 YOU'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE I'VE GOT DIRT ON YOU. 959 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:36,674 OKAY, WELL, I KNOW WHY I'M HERE. 960 00:47:36,676 --> 00:47:38,909 PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHY DWAYNE'S HERE. 961 00:47:38,911 --> 00:47:41,680 WHY ARE THE REST OF YOU HERE? 962 00:47:41,682 --> 00:47:43,949 THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND THE REST OF YOU 963 00:47:43,951 --> 00:47:47,018 TO NEVER KNOW IF ALL GOES AS PLANNED. 964 00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:50,088 THIS IS BULLSHIT. NOT TO MENTION ILLEGAL. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY 965 00:47:50,090 --> 00:47:52,190 LAWYERS MY FAMILY HAS? 966 00:47:52,192 --> 00:47:55,528 - SEVEN. - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 967 00:47:55,530 --> 00:47:57,663 IF ANY OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE 968 00:47:57,665 --> 00:48:00,566 THE INFORMATION I HAVE ON YOU, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DO SO 969 00:48:00,568 --> 00:48:04,070 AND THEN LEAVE THE ROOM. 970 00:48:04,072 --> 00:48:05,805 DIDN'T THINK SO. 971 00:48:05,807 --> 00:48:07,673 I'M LATE FOR HELLO DOLLY REHEARSAL 972 00:48:07,675 --> 00:48:09,810 - SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US? - AS YOU ALL KNOW, 973 00:48:09,812 --> 00:48:12,646 I AM STARTING A SCHOOL LITERARY MAGAZINE. 974 00:48:12,648 --> 00:48:14,281 YOU WANT US TO BUY YOUR MAGAZINE? 975 00:48:14,283 --> 00:48:16,617 YOU CLAIRE, NO. I WOULD NEVER EXPECT YOU 976 00:48:16,619 --> 00:48:19,119 TO RECOGNIZE AN INTELLIGENT PUBLICATION LET ALONE PURCHASE ONE. 977 00:48:19,121 --> 00:48:21,822 BUT YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILIES, YES. WHY? 978 00:48:21,824 --> 00:48:24,659 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE IN IT. 979 00:48:24,661 --> 00:48:26,895 I WANT A LITERARY SUBMISSION FROM EACH OF YOU. 980 00:48:26,897 --> 00:48:28,730 SO THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT? 981 00:48:28,732 --> 00:48:30,031 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 982 00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:33,034 I'M NOT EVEN A STUDENT HERE. 983 00:48:33,036 --> 00:48:35,003 IT'S BECAUSE I WANT MORE FROM YOU. 984 00:48:35,005 --> 00:48:37,072 AND FROM YOU. 985 00:48:37,074 --> 00:48:39,675 I WANT A SUBMISSION FROM EACH FOOTBALL PLAYER AND CHEERLEADER. 986 00:48:39,677 --> 00:48:43,879 WHAT? OH, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, MY CHEER TEAM, OR ANYONE ELSE 987 00:48:43,881 --> 00:48:45,681 DO ANYTHING, OKAY? SEE, THERE IS A REASON 988 00:48:45,683 --> 00:48:47,917 WHY YOU AND PRECIOUS IN THE CORNER OVER THERE 989 00:48:47,919 --> 00:48:50,085 ARE THE ONLY MEMBERS OF YOUR CLUB. OKAY? 990 00:48:50,087 --> 00:48:53,557 AND IT'S BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES YOU. EVEN IF YOU SPREAD 991 00:48:53,559 --> 00:48:56,560 WHATEVER INFORMATION YOU HAVE ON US AROUND THE SCHOOL, 992 00:48:56,562 --> 00:48:58,295 NO ONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE YOU, GOT IT? 993 00:48:58,297 --> 00:49:01,031 - I WILL TOTALLY BELIEVE HIM. - YOU DON'T COUNT. 994 00:49:01,033 --> 00:49:03,733 OH, WE DON'T COUNT? THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 995 00:49:03,735 --> 00:49:07,772 THEY WILL BELIEVE, 'CAUSE WE WILL SPREAD THAT SHIT LIKE NUTELLA. 996 00:49:07,774 --> 00:49:09,874 ALL RIGHT, FOR YEARS 997 00:49:09,876 --> 00:49:14,045 I HAVE BEEN POKED AND STABBED WITH YOUR BITCH FORK. 998 00:49:14,047 --> 00:49:16,747 YOU HAVE BEATEN ME DOWN 999 00:49:16,749 --> 00:49:18,115 TO THE BOTTOM OF THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOD CHAIN 1000 00:49:18,117 --> 00:49:20,886 WITH THE SHITTY END OF THE STICK FOR FAR TOO LONG. 1001 00:49:20,888 --> 00:49:23,155 YOU DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNA BELIEVE ME? 1002 00:49:23,157 --> 00:49:25,891 I WILL MAKE THEM BELIEVE ME! YOU DON'T THINK 1003 00:49:25,893 --> 00:49:28,193 THEY'VE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR AN EXCUSE TO TURN AGAINST YOU? 1004 00:49:28,195 --> 00:49:30,329 I MEAN, SURE THEY ALL HATE ME, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE 1005 00:49:30,331 --> 00:49:33,600 I'M THE ONLY PERSON IN TOWN WITH AN IQ LARGER THAN MY SHOE SIZE 1006 00:49:33,602 --> 00:49:35,902 AND I DON'T HESITATE TO REMIND PEOPLE THAT! 1007 00:49:35,904 --> 00:49:38,738 SO GO AHEAD AND PLAY ALL THE MIND GAMES YOU WANT. I'M NOT ACCEPTING THAT 1008 00:49:38,740 --> 00:49:41,741 INVITATION TO INTIMIDATION ANY LONGER, ALL RIGHT?! 1009 00:49:41,743 --> 00:49:44,677 I'VE GOT A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT TO GAIN AND NOTHING TO LOSE 1010 00:49:44,679 --> 00:49:47,146 AND THIS TIME NONE OF YOU ARE STOPPING ME! 1011 00:49:47,148 --> 00:49:49,383 DO YOU NEED SOME EXAMPLES?! 1012 00:49:49,385 --> 00:49:52,219 HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES, ALL RIGHT, 1013 00:49:52,221 --> 00:49:56,023 POETRY, SHORT STORIES, ESSAYS, SCRIPTS, NOVELS, ANYTHING! 1014 00:49:56,025 --> 00:49:59,093 AS LONG AS IT'S IN YOUR WORDS, IN MY HANDS ASAP! YOU GOT IT?! 1015 00:49:59,095 --> 00:50:01,261 WRITE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HATE ME. 1016 00:50:01,263 --> 00:50:04,766 WRITE IN DETAIL ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO KILL ME, OKAY?! 1017 00:50:04,768 --> 00:50:10,205 NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CLASSROOM! 1018 00:50:10,207 --> 00:50:12,273 [MALERIE] EXCUSE ME. 1019 00:50:12,275 --> 00:50:16,779 [LABORED BREATHING] 1020 00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:19,181 I'M WORRIED MOST OF YOU 1021 00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:23,252 HAVE TAKEN ONE TOO MANY TACKLES TO THE HEAD. 1022 00:50:23,254 --> 00:50:26,355 WE CAN'T BEAT A TEAM UNLESS WE OUTTHINK A TEAM. 1023 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:28,658 SO... 1024 00:50:28,660 --> 00:50:32,963 TO PROVE YOU ARE ALL CAPABLE OF DOING THAT, 1025 00:50:32,965 --> 00:50:35,666 I WANT YOU ALL TO SUBMIT SOMETHING 1026 00:50:35,668 --> 00:50:37,868 TO THE SCHOOL LITERARY MAGAZINE. 1027 00:50:37,870 --> 00:50:39,670 - [GROANING] - UH, WHAT THE-- 1028 00:50:39,672 --> 00:50:42,673 DON'T QUESTION ME, HIT THE SHOWERS NOW! 1029 00:50:42,675 --> 00:50:44,275 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 1030 00:50:44,277 --> 00:50:47,211 [MALE STUDENT] I LIKE THE COLOR GREEN. 1031 00:50:47,213 --> 00:50:50,415 WHEN I SEE GREEN, I THINK OF TREES, PLANTS 1032 00:50:50,417 --> 00:50:54,152 AND GRASS. 1033 00:50:54,154 --> 00:50:57,088 WHEN I THINK OF GRASS, I THINK OF FOOTBALL... 1034 00:50:57,090 --> 00:50:59,324 - BRILLIANT. - [CLAIRE] WE CAN'T CHEER 1035 00:50:59,326 --> 00:51:01,326 IF WE'RE NOT CULTURED. 1036 00:51:01,328 --> 00:51:04,163 I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO WRITE SOMETHING 1037 00:51:04,165 --> 00:51:06,331 FOR THE LITERARY MAGAZINE, OKAY? 1038 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:07,933 [SIGHS] 1039 00:51:07,935 --> 00:51:10,235 NOW LET'S GO DO A FRICKIN' PYRAMID. 1040 00:51:10,237 --> 00:51:12,338 [CLAIRE'S VOICE] I LOVE CHEERLEADING. 1041 00:51:12,340 --> 00:51:15,175 BUT THE WORST THING ABOUT BEING ON TOP OF THE PYRAMID IS 1042 00:51:15,177 --> 00:51:20,246 YOU CAN GET REALLY HURT IF YOU FALL. 1043 00:51:20,248 --> 00:51:23,049 [VICKI'S VOICE] IT WAS A WORLD OF VAMPIRES AND DEMONS 1044 00:51:23,051 --> 00:51:25,085 WHERE INNOCENCE WAS RARE 1045 00:51:25,087 --> 00:51:29,356 AND SO WERE THE LIVING. 1046 00:51:29,358 --> 00:51:32,727 [DWAYNE'S VOICE] WHY DO PEOPLE LIVE 2D LIVES IN A 3D WORLD 1047 00:51:32,729 --> 00:51:36,030 WHEN THEY CAN LIVE 4D LIVES ALL THE TIME? 1048 00:51:48,845 --> 00:51:51,213 YEAH. 1049 00:51:51,215 --> 00:51:53,315 [SCOTT'S VOICE] I HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT I WAS DESTINED FOR FAME. 1050 00:51:53,317 --> 00:51:55,985 THE IMAGE OF MY NAME IN LIGHTS ISN'T JUST A DREAM, 1051 00:51:55,987 --> 00:51:59,922 IT'S A PREMONITION. 1052 00:51:59,924 --> 00:52:01,824 [NICHOLAS' VOICE] ROSES ARE RED, 1053 00:52:01,826 --> 00:52:03,793 VIOLETS ARE BLUE, 1054 00:52:03,795 --> 00:52:10,300 NO AMOUNT OF MONEY COULD KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU. 1055 00:52:10,302 --> 00:52:12,402 [REMY'S VOICE] THERE WAS ONCE A LITTLE PRINCESS 1056 00:52:12,404 --> 00:52:14,338 WITH SEVERAL RESPONSIBILITIES. 1057 00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:16,774 HER PARENTS, THE KING AND QUEEN, 1058 00:52:16,776 --> 00:52:18,509 PUT WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON HER 1059 00:52:18,511 --> 00:52:26,417 SINCE THEY HAD TROUBLES MANAGING THE KINGDOM. 1060 00:52:26,419 --> 00:52:29,420 MALERIE WRITING 1061 00:52:29,422 --> 00:52:32,791 PART 38. 1062 00:52:32,793 --> 00:52:36,261 ACTION. 1063 00:52:36,263 --> 00:52:37,930 CALL ME... 1064 00:52:37,932 --> 00:52:40,266 ISABELLA. 1065 00:52:40,268 --> 00:52:44,403 IT'S GENIUS. 1066 00:52:44,405 --> 00:52:47,106 [CARSON] IT WAS ANYTHING LIKE I'D EVER EXPERIENCED. 1067 00:52:47,108 --> 00:52:49,008 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, 1068 00:52:49,010 --> 00:52:50,977 I WAS WINNING. 1069 00:52:50,979 --> 00:52:53,280 FOR THE FIRST TIME, EVERYTHING SEEMED REACHABLE. 1070 00:52:53,282 --> 00:53:00,287 IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS. 1071 00:53:00,289 --> 00:53:04,224 SO I'M BLACKMAILING THE ENTIRE SCHOOL 1072 00:53:04,226 --> 00:53:06,961 TO BETTER MY CHANCES OF GETTING INTO THE UNIVERSITY 1073 00:53:06,963 --> 00:53:09,831 OF MY DREAMS, AND IT'S EXHILARATING. 1074 00:53:09,833 --> 00:53:11,833 I MEAN, WHO'D OF THOUGHT THAT ONE OF 1075 00:53:11,835 --> 00:53:16,304 MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS WOULD BE CRIMINAL? 1076 00:53:16,306 --> 00:53:18,472 - GET OUT. - OH, NO, 1077 00:53:18,474 --> 00:53:20,542 NOT TODAY, GRANDMA. PLEASE DON'T. 1078 00:53:20,544 --> 00:53:23,145 - NOT TODAY. - GET OUT. 1079 00:53:23,147 --> 00:53:25,214 GET OUT. I DO NOT KNOW YOU! 1080 00:53:25,216 --> 00:53:27,516 ALL RIGHT, OKAY, I'M LEAVING. 1081 00:53:27,518 --> 00:53:30,452 [CLAIRE] SO WE STILL NEED A VENUE FOR PROM, ANY IDEAS? 1082 00:53:30,454 --> 00:53:32,054 I WAS THINKING QUAIL GARDENS. 1083 00:53:32,056 --> 00:53:34,023 WHAT ABOUT MOTEL 6 UP THE HIGHWAY? 1084 00:53:34,025 --> 00:53:37,126 I MEAN, EVERYONE HEADS UP THERE AFTER PROM ANYWAY, RIGHT? 1085 00:53:37,128 --> 00:53:39,495 ANY OBJECTIONS TO QUAIL GARDENS? 1086 00:53:39,497 --> 00:53:41,264 [TOGETHER] NO OBJECTIONS. 1087 00:53:41,266 --> 00:53:43,032 ISN'T QUAIL GARDENS 1088 00:53:43,034 --> 00:53:45,168 LIKE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY? 1089 00:53:45,170 --> 00:53:47,504 AND PROM IS USUALLY IN THE BEGINNING OF SUMMER 1090 00:53:47,506 --> 00:53:50,074 SO EVERYONE'S GONNA BE EATEN ALIVE BY BUGS. 1091 00:53:50,076 --> 00:53:52,977 I THINK THE UH, THE CLOVER DINING HALL WOULD BE CHEAPER 1092 00:53:52,979 --> 00:53:55,012 - AND SMARTER. - OKAY, 1093 00:53:55,014 --> 00:53:56,547 CLOVER DINING HALL IT IS. 1094 00:53:56,549 --> 00:53:59,483 - AWESOME, MOVING ON. - WE NEED A THEME. 1095 00:53:59,485 --> 00:54:02,020 HOW 'BOUT A FAIRY TALE THEME? WE COULD DO 1096 00:54:02,022 --> 00:54:04,189 AN EASY CINDERELLA SETTING FOR PHOTOS. 1097 00:54:04,191 --> 00:54:06,892 OH, MY GOD. I LOVE RAPUNZEL. 1098 00:54:06,894 --> 00:54:09,361 YEAH, I'M NOT SURE ALL THE STUDENTS 1099 00:54:09,363 --> 00:54:12,230 WOULD APPRECIATE UM, THAT THEME. 1100 00:54:12,232 --> 00:54:14,065 LIKE THE MALE ONES. 1101 00:54:14,067 --> 00:54:16,235 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS DO LIKE A, UH, ERA THEME, 1102 00:54:16,237 --> 00:54:19,238 LIKE THE ROARING '20s OR SOMETHING? 1103 00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:21,207 [SIGHS] '20s IS FINE. 1104 00:54:21,209 --> 00:54:23,242 SUPER. 1105 00:54:23,244 --> 00:54:25,912 OKAY. WHY ARE YOU GUYS, UH, 1106 00:54:25,914 --> 00:54:28,314 LETTING ME MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS? 1107 00:54:28,316 --> 00:54:30,651 IT WAS A LOT MORE FUN WHEN I GOT TO ARGUE WITH YOU. 1108 00:54:30,653 --> 00:54:40,260 ARE YOU GONNA MAKE US WRITE MORE IF WE DO? 1109 00:54:40,262 --> 00:54:42,229 - ANYTHING FOR ME? - NO, 1110 00:54:42,231 --> 00:54:44,399 JUST BILLS AND ADS 1111 00:54:44,401 --> 00:54:46,567 AND BILLS, BILLS, BILLS. 1112 00:54:46,569 --> 00:54:48,569 LET ME SEE. 1113 00:54:48,571 --> 00:54:50,405 MAGAZINES... 1114 00:54:50,407 --> 00:54:53,007 UH, LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND ANYTHING. 1115 00:54:53,009 --> 00:55:02,952 - YEP. - THANK YOU. 1116 00:55:02,954 --> 00:55:04,353 HOWDY. 1117 00:55:04,355 --> 00:55:06,322 HERE IS MY ENTRY FOR THE MAGAZINE. 1118 00:55:06,324 --> 00:55:09,258 UH, GREAT. IS IT ABOUT CONTRACEPTION? 1119 00:55:09,260 --> 00:55:11,695 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT MUST BE REALLY NICE 1120 00:55:11,697 --> 00:55:14,431 TO HAVE PLANS TO JOURNEY OUT INTO THE WORLD, 1121 00:55:14,433 --> 00:55:16,666 BUT SOME OF US DON'T HAVE THAT CAPABILITY. 1122 00:55:16,668 --> 00:55:19,502 SOME OF US ARE STUCK HERE AND HAVE TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT, 1123 00:55:19,504 --> 00:55:22,605 SO EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN MY SENIOR YEAR. 1124 00:55:22,607 --> 00:55:25,977 IT COULD BE THE LAST CHANCE THAT I GET. 1125 00:55:25,979 --> 00:55:28,612 AND WHY ARE YOU INCAPABLE? 1126 00:55:28,614 --> 00:55:34,986 WHY ARE YOU STUCK HERE? 1127 00:55:34,988 --> 00:55:37,455 SECOND GRADE MRS. McCOY'S CLASSROOM. 1128 00:55:37,457 --> 00:55:39,725 I DOUBT YOU REMEMBER THIS, BUT I DO. 1129 00:55:39,727 --> 00:55:42,694 WE WENT AROUND THE ROOM AND WE ALL SAID WHAT WE WANTED TO BE 1130 00:55:42,696 --> 00:55:45,630 WHEN WE GREW UP. I SAID THAT I WANTED TO BE A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER 1131 00:55:45,632 --> 00:55:48,533 - AND YOU SAID... - I WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA. 1132 00:55:48,535 --> 00:55:51,003 WHAT STOPPED YOU? 1133 00:55:51,005 --> 00:55:56,309 - THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ME. - BUT I DIDN'T LAUGH AT YOU. 1134 00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:59,312 IN WHAT GRADE DO WE STOP BELIEVING IN OURSELVES? 1135 00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:02,482 WELL, WHAT GRADE DO WE JUST STOP BELIEVING PERIOD? 1136 00:56:02,484 --> 00:56:05,251 I MEAN, SOMEONE HAS TO BE A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER. 1137 00:56:05,253 --> 00:56:07,487 SOMEONE HAS TO BE A BALLERINA. 1138 00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:12,659 WHY NOT US? 1139 00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:14,428 [SIGHS] 1140 00:56:14,430 --> 00:56:16,730 NOW I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS THAT. 1141 00:56:16,732 --> 00:56:19,800 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 1142 00:56:19,802 --> 00:56:22,170 YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M HERE AT SCHOOL, 1143 00:56:22,172 --> 00:56:24,105 I JUST TURN MY PHONE OFF 1144 00:56:24,107 --> 00:56:26,408 SO THAT I DON'T HEAR IT NOT RINGING. 1145 00:56:26,410 --> 00:56:29,344 - [RINGING CONTINUES] - WHO IS IT? 1146 00:56:29,346 --> 00:56:35,183 IT'S...MY DAD. 1147 00:56:35,185 --> 00:56:36,352 HELLO? 1148 00:56:36,354 --> 00:56:38,587 HEY, CARSON. 1149 00:56:38,589 --> 00:56:40,656 I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU AFTER SCHOOL. I'M SURE YOU'RE BUSY 1150 00:56:40,658 --> 00:56:43,259 WITH YOUR HOMEWORK AND SO FORTH BUT I GOT SOME REALLY GOOD NEWS 1151 00:56:43,261 --> 00:56:47,663 I WANNA TELL YOU. YEAH, I'M GETTING MARRIED. HER NAME'S APRIL. 1152 00:56:47,665 --> 00:56:50,667 WE'RE EXPECTING A BABY AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY BROTHER. 1153 00:56:50,669 --> 00:56:52,636 YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME. 1154 00:56:52,638 --> 00:56:55,372 SO ANYWAY, SHE WANTS TO MEET YOU. IS THERE ANY CHANCE 1155 00:56:55,374 --> 00:56:57,541 YOU COULD MAKE IT OVER FOR DINNER SOMETIME SOON? 1156 00:56:57,543 --> 00:57:00,544 I...I'D HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. 1157 00:57:00,546 --> 00:57:02,546 PLEASE DO. IN FACT, 1158 00:57:02,548 --> 00:57:05,716 I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT. HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON. 'KAY? 1159 00:57:05,718 --> 00:57:08,419 - 'KAY. - 'KAY, BYE. 1160 00:57:08,421 --> 00:57:10,555 WHAT HAPPENED? 1161 00:57:10,557 --> 00:57:13,091 UH, UM... 1162 00:57:13,093 --> 00:57:16,094 APPARENTLY, MY DAD'S GETTING MARRIED. 1163 00:57:16,096 --> 00:57:20,099 CONGRATULATIONS. 1164 00:57:20,101 --> 00:57:24,770 I GUESS. 1165 00:57:24,772 --> 00:57:26,638 WHERE'RE YOU GOING? 1166 00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,574 AH... 1167 00:57:28,576 --> 00:57:32,244 I'M GONNA GO HAVE DINNER WITH DAD. 1168 00:57:32,246 --> 00:57:34,647 - WHY? - UM... 1169 00:57:34,649 --> 00:57:38,485 APPARENTLY, HE'S GETTING MARRIED. 1170 00:57:38,487 --> 00:57:40,887 GOOD FOR HIM. 1171 00:57:40,889 --> 00:57:45,658 HE WANTS ME TO GO MEET HIS FIANCE SO... 1172 00:57:45,660 --> 00:57:47,761 HAVE FUN. 1173 00:57:47,763 --> 00:57:50,264 BE HOME AT A DECENT HOUR AND, 1174 00:57:50,266 --> 00:57:53,334 AND ALL THAT PARENTING SHIT. 1175 00:57:53,336 --> 00:57:55,236 BYE, MOM. 1176 00:57:55,238 --> 00:57:59,773 LOVE YOU. 1177 00:57:59,775 --> 00:58:02,677 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 1178 00:58:02,679 --> 00:58:05,514 YOUR DAD TELLS ME YOU'RE QUITE POPULAR AT SCHOOL. 1179 00:58:05,516 --> 00:58:07,215 [LAUGHS] 1180 00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:08,884 NO. 1181 00:58:08,886 --> 00:58:12,220 I'M ACTIVE, BUT I'M, I'M NOT POPULAR. 1182 00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:14,489 WELL, HE'S PART OF THE NEWSPAPER CLUB. 1183 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:17,293 ACTUALLY, I'M PRESIDENT OF THE WRITERS' CLUB. 1184 00:58:17,295 --> 00:58:19,395 EDITOR OF THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER, 1185 00:58:19,397 --> 00:58:21,797 AND I RECENTLY JUST STARTED A LITERARY MAGAZINE. 1186 00:58:21,799 --> 00:58:24,634 CHECK YOU OUT. YOU MUST GET REALLY GOOD GRADES. 1187 00:58:24,636 --> 00:58:26,636 YEAH, HE DOES PRETTY WELL. 1188 00:58:26,638 --> 00:58:29,806 I HAVE A 4.3. I WOULD HAVE A 4.5, 1189 00:58:29,808 --> 00:58:33,544 BUT I TEND TO ARGUE WITH THE TEACHERS AND THEIR LESSON PLANS SO. 1190 00:58:33,546 --> 00:58:35,179 WELL, DO YOU PLAY SPORTS? 1191 00:58:35,181 --> 00:58:38,348 [LAUGHS] 1192 00:58:38,350 --> 00:58:40,184 I'M JUST... 1193 00:58:40,186 --> 00:58:43,488 I MEAN... 1194 00:58:43,490 --> 00:58:45,657 GOD KNOWS I TRIED. WE'D ALWAYS GO DOWN 1195 00:58:45,659 --> 00:58:47,592 - TO THE PARK... - DID WE? 1196 00:58:47,594 --> 00:58:49,727 THROW THE BALL AROUND, BUT HE DIDN'T SHOW ANY INTEREST. 1197 00:58:49,729 --> 00:58:52,664 SO I QUICKLY REALIZED THAT I DIDN'T GET THAT MAJOR LEAGUER 1198 00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:55,400 I WAS HOPING FOR. HE KIND OF THREW LIKE A GIRL. 1199 00:58:55,402 --> 00:58:57,803 - DAD, WE, WE NEVER DID THAT. - WELL, SURE WE DID. 1200 00:58:57,805 --> 00:59:00,706 YOU JUST DON'T REMEMBER. I DON'T THINK YOU REMEMBER. 1201 00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:02,942 NO, I WOULD REMEMBER SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1202 00:59:02,944 --> 00:59:05,678 HE'S ACTUALLY EXAGGERATING. HE'S GOT A VERY SORT OF 1203 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,746 CREATIVE IMAGINATION. I THINK THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM 1204 00:59:07,748 --> 00:59:10,649 - SUCH A GOOD WRITER. - WHO ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE? 1205 00:59:10,651 --> 00:59:12,619 LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU LEFT WHAT, 1206 00:59:12,621 --> 00:59:15,855 LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO WHEN I'VE SEEN YOU TWICE SINCE THEN? 1207 00:59:15,857 --> 00:59:17,924 YOU'RE YOUNG, MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1208 00:59:17,926 --> 00:59:20,227 YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I DON'T UNDERSTAND 1209 00:59:20,229 --> 00:59:22,862 HOW YOU COULD JUST ABANDON YOUR OLD FAMILY AND THEN ACT LIKE 1210 00:59:22,864 --> 00:59:25,366 EVERYTHING IS OKAY IN FRONT OF THE NEW ONE. 1211 00:59:25,368 --> 00:59:27,602 - CARSON, YOUR MOM'S UNSTABLE. - YEAH, I KNOW. 1212 00:59:27,604 --> 00:59:30,338 - AND YOU LEFT ME WITH HER. - CARSON... 1213 00:59:30,340 --> 00:59:31,906 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T... 1214 00:59:31,908 --> 00:59:33,708 THANK YOU, APRIL. THANK YOU FOR DINNER. 1215 00:59:33,710 --> 00:59:37,945 IT WAS LOVELY MEETING YOU, BUT I HAVE TO GO. 1216 00:59:37,947 --> 00:59:41,717 CARSON, I CAN ONLY SAY SORRY A NUMBER OF TIMES, BUT... 1217 00:59:41,719 --> 00:59:50,392 [SLAMS DOOR] 1218 00:59:50,394 --> 00:59:54,998 WELL, HE'S HIS MOTHER'S SON. 1219 00:59:55,000 --> 01:00:05,041 [TV PLAYING IN BACKGROUND] 1220 01:00:05,043 --> 01:00:11,749 [TV PLAYING IN BACKGROUND] 1221 01:00:11,751 --> 01:00:14,351 [PRINCIPAL] I'VE CALLED YOU IN HERE TODAY TO ANNOUNCE 1222 01:00:14,353 --> 01:00:16,654 A NEW DISTRICT RULE MYSELF 1223 01:00:16,656 --> 01:00:19,290 AND THE REST OF THE PRINCIPAL BOARD FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT. 1224 01:00:19,292 --> 01:00:21,058 SO STARTING NEXT SEMESTER, 1225 01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:24,763 ALL BOOK COVERS, BACKPACKS AND CLOTHING 1226 01:00:24,765 --> 01:00:28,500 DISPLAYING LOGOS AND WRITING ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN. 1227 01:00:28,502 --> 01:00:31,936 SO AS COUNCIL MEMBERS, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT 1228 01:00:31,938 --> 01:00:35,073 THAT YOU HONOR THIS RULE AND PROVIDE LEADERSHIP 1229 01:00:35,075 --> 01:00:37,310 - BY FOLLOWING IT. - OKAY, AGREED, 1230 01:00:37,312 --> 01:00:41,580 I HATE SOME OF THE OBNOXIOUS AND DEGRADING THINGS 1231 01:00:41,582 --> 01:00:44,350 THAT I READ EVERYDAY, AND IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON 1232 01:00:44,352 --> 01:00:46,319 WEARING ONE OF THOSE SHIRTS THAT SAYS, "I DO MY OWN STUNTS," 1233 01:00:46,321 --> 01:00:48,621 I'M GONNA PHYSICALLY RIP OFF MY FACE AND THROW IT AT THEM. 1234 01:00:48,623 --> 01:00:51,558 BUT I MEAN, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LEARN AND GROW 1235 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,461 WHEN YOU KEEP TAKING AWAY OUR BASIC FREEDOMS OF SELF EXPRESSION? 1236 01:00:54,463 --> 01:00:56,463 TELL YOU WHAT, BUDDY, 1237 01:00:56,465 --> 01:00:58,865 WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET US WORRY ABOUT STUDENT SUPPRESSION? 1238 01:00:58,867 --> 01:01:00,801 - HOW'S THAT? - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1239 01:01:00,803 --> 01:01:02,903 YOU PEOPLE MUST KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING SINCE 1240 01:01:02,905 --> 01:01:05,006 MORE STUDENTS ARE MORE DEPRESSED, MORE STRESSED 1241 01:01:05,008 --> 01:01:07,075 AND DROPPING OUT NOW MORE THAN EVER BEFORE 1242 01:01:07,077 --> 01:01:08,876 SO YOU'RE DOING A REAL GREAT JOB WITH THE DECISIONS. 1243 01:01:08,878 --> 01:01:10,845 - YOU'RE OUT OF LINE. - YOU'RE ON A POWER TRIP. 1244 01:01:10,847 --> 01:01:13,715 HOW DOES BANNING LOGOS DO ANYTHING EXCEPT HELP YOUR OWN 1245 01:01:13,717 --> 01:01:16,651 - CONSERVATIVE AGENDAS? - THIS DISCUSSION IS OVER, OKAY? 1246 01:01:16,653 --> 01:01:19,688 YOU WILL FOLLOW THE NEW RULES. AND BECAUSE OF 1247 01:01:19,690 --> 01:01:22,358 YOUR DISRESPECTFUL ATTITUDE, 1248 01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,860 I HEREBY REVOKE ALL STUDENT OFF-CAMPUS PRIVILEGES 1249 01:01:24,862 --> 01:01:27,496 FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. 1250 01:01:27,498 --> 01:01:30,599 YOUR PEERS CAN THANK YOU, LITTLE MAN. 1251 01:01:30,601 --> 01:01:36,573 LET'S GO, GUYS. 1252 01:01:36,575 --> 01:01:39,909 AAH! YOU CAN'T PUNISH THE WHOLE SCHOOL 1253 01:01:39,911 --> 01:01:41,578 FOR ONE STUDENT'S BIG MOUTH! 1254 01:01:41,580 --> 01:01:43,780 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALL JUST SAT THERE! 1255 01:01:43,782 --> 01:01:45,749 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL PUTTING THE BLAME ON US. 1256 01:01:45,751 --> 01:01:48,486 THANKS TO YOU, WE HAVE TO HAVE PROM IN THE CAFETERIA. 1257 01:01:48,488 --> 01:01:51,422 WE'LL BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME THERE SINCE WE CAN'T GO OFF CAMPUS TO EAT ANYMORE. 1258 01:01:51,424 --> 01:01:53,958 IF YOU WRITE AN APOLOGY LETTER, MAYBE THEY'D RECONSIDER. 1259 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,394 HE SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO THE WHOLE SCHOOL. 1260 01:01:56,396 --> 01:01:59,130 HM-HMM, WHAT ABOUT NEXT WEEK AT ASSEMBLY? 1261 01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:01,633 OH, CARSON, YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE SO MUCH BETTER THAN US 1262 01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:03,769 BECAUSE WE ALL COULDN'T STAND YOU, 1263 01:02:03,771 --> 01:02:06,438 BUT GET READY FOR PURE HATRED COMING YOUR WAY BECAUSE AS SOON AS 1264 01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,440 THE REST OF THE SCHOOL FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS 1265 01:02:08,442 --> 01:02:11,109 AND THEY TELL THEIR PARENTS, THE ENTIRE TOWN WILL ACTUALLY 1266 01:02:11,111 --> 01:02:13,044 - HATE YOU! - ENOUGH, ALL RIGHT?! 1267 01:02:13,046 --> 01:02:15,681 I DIDN'T JUST STAND UP FOR MYSELF IN THERE, 1268 01:02:15,683 --> 01:02:17,784 I WAS STANDING UP FOR ALL OF YOU! 1269 01:02:17,786 --> 01:02:19,752 THE MINUTE YOU GUYS WALKED INTO THIS CAMPUS, 1270 01:02:19,754 --> 01:02:21,754 YOU WERE LABELED AS HIGH SCHOOL ROYALTY, 1271 01:02:21,756 --> 01:02:24,757 AND YOU'D RATHER MAINTAIN THAT LABEL THAN HEAVEN FORBID 1272 01:02:24,759 --> 01:02:26,826 STAND UP FOR YOURSELVES! 1273 01:02:26,828 --> 01:02:29,430 BUT HIGH SCHOOL ENDS, AND FOR YOUR SAKES, 1274 01:02:29,432 --> 01:02:31,432 I HOPE GUYS AREN'T THE WALKING CLICHES 1275 01:02:31,434 --> 01:02:33,434 EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE! 'CAUSE LIFE IS GONNA 1276 01:02:33,436 --> 01:02:36,003 WALK ALL OVER YOU AND IT'S GONNA BITE YOU IN THE ASS! 1277 01:02:36,005 --> 01:02:46,748 WE ARE NOT CLICHES. 1278 01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:49,083 I TRIED AVOIDING YOU AS LONG AS I COULD, 1279 01:02:49,085 --> 01:02:51,453 BUT THIS IS THE ONLY PHARMACY IN TOWN, 1280 01:02:51,455 --> 01:03:04,567 AND I'M STARTING TO GO THROUGH WITHDRAWAL. SO I NEED MY REFILLS. 1281 01:03:04,569 --> 01:03:10,606 I FIGURED AS MUCH. 1282 01:03:10,608 --> 01:03:13,810 WOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU MUST THINK OF ME. 1283 01:03:13,812 --> 01:03:17,614 PATHETIC DIVORCEE WHO TURNED HERSELF INTO THIS. 1284 01:03:17,616 --> 01:03:20,684 WELL, THIS ISN'T THE LIFE YOU WANT. 1285 01:03:20,686 --> 01:03:22,619 I GAVE HIM MY LIFE... 1286 01:03:22,621 --> 01:03:24,788 ONLY TO BE TOSSED ASIDE 1287 01:03:24,790 --> 01:03:27,625 WHEN HE DECIDED IT WASN'T ENOUGH. 1288 01:03:27,627 --> 01:03:30,194 THIS WAS NEVER A PART OF MY 1289 01:03:30,196 --> 01:03:35,199 PICKET FENCE FANTASY. 1290 01:03:35,201 --> 01:03:37,502 YOU AND I AREN'T SO DIFFERENT. 1291 01:03:37,504 --> 01:03:39,571 I HAD A KID TO SAVE A MARRIAGE, 1292 01:03:39,573 --> 01:03:42,508 AND YOU'RE HAVING ONE TO ENSURE ONE. 1293 01:03:42,510 --> 01:03:45,244 SO YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE. 1294 01:03:45,246 --> 01:03:47,179 ESPECIALLY YOU. 1295 01:03:47,181 --> 01:03:51,650 'CAUSE I WAS YOU... 1296 01:03:51,652 --> 01:04:05,732 AND NOW I'M THIS. 1297 01:04:05,734 --> 01:04:08,536 SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T GET IT. 1298 01:04:08,538 --> 01:04:10,704 LIFE. 1299 01:04:10,706 --> 01:04:14,542 I MEAN, WHY DO SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK 1300 01:04:14,544 --> 01:04:17,011 SO HARD FOR THINGS WE BELIEVE IN 1301 01:04:17,013 --> 01:04:19,280 AND OTHERS DON'T? 1302 01:04:19,282 --> 01:04:23,618 I MEAN, WHY DO SOME OF US CARE SO MUCH? 1303 01:04:23,620 --> 01:04:28,023 I MEAN, WHY ARE SOME OF US SELFISH BY NATURE AND... 1304 01:04:28,025 --> 01:04:32,027 SOME OF US ARE SELFISH TO SURVIVE? 1305 01:04:32,029 --> 01:04:35,263 DEAR, I'M MAKING THIS FOR MY GRANDSON. 1306 01:04:35,265 --> 01:04:40,570 WH-WHAT IS IT? 1307 01:04:40,572 --> 01:04:43,739 - A SCARF BLANKET. - [LAUGHS] 1308 01:04:43,741 --> 01:04:45,908 [CARSON] I WANTED TO BE HEARD SO BAD 1309 01:04:45,910 --> 01:04:51,882 THAT I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT LISTENING. 1310 01:04:51,884 --> 01:04:54,585 BUT WHAT I REGRETTED THE MOST 1311 01:04:54,587 --> 01:04:57,821 WAS THAT I LIVED EVERY DAY WAITING FOR MY LIFE TO BEGIN. 1312 01:04:57,823 --> 01:05:00,057 WHAT'S THIS? 1313 01:05:00,059 --> 01:05:02,593 IT'S A MAGAZINE. 1314 01:05:02,595 --> 01:05:04,629 DICK. 1315 01:05:04,631 --> 01:05:12,737 THE HIGHER YOUR CLOUD, THE FURTHER YOUR RAIN FALLS. 1316 01:05:12,739 --> 01:05:15,139 IT'S FULL OF LITERARY STUFF. 1317 01:05:15,141 --> 01:05:17,609 THREE DOLLARS. 1318 01:05:17,611 --> 01:05:20,145 I SOON LEARNED THAT WHEN IT RAINS 1319 01:05:20,147 --> 01:05:21,714 IT POURS. 1320 01:05:21,716 --> 01:05:23,082 ALL RIGHT. 1321 01:05:23,084 --> 01:05:25,217 I'M SORRY. CAN YOU REPEAT THAT? 1322 01:05:25,219 --> 01:05:27,252 THEY WON'T LET YOU REAPPLY. 1323 01:05:27,254 --> 01:05:30,255 YOU WERE ACCEPTED, BUT YOU NEVER CONFIRMED. 1324 01:05:30,257 --> 01:05:32,092 SO YOU WERE DENIED. 1325 01:05:32,094 --> 01:05:35,629 NO, IT MUST'VE GOTTEN LOST IN THE MAIL. I... 1326 01:05:35,631 --> 01:05:37,931 I CHECKED EVERY DAY. 1327 01:05:37,933 --> 01:05:40,367 PLEASE, YOU-YOU-- YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM THAT. 1328 01:05:40,369 --> 01:05:43,336 I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO ANYMORE FOR YOU. BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS GO 1329 01:05:43,338 --> 01:05:46,841 - TO YOUR SECOND CHOICE SCHOOL. - THERE WAS NO SECOND CHOICE. 1330 01:05:46,843 --> 01:05:49,944 OH. WELL, YOU CAN APPLY AGAIN IN TWO YEARS 1331 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:53,180 AFTER YOU COMPLETE YOUR GE REQUIREMENTS. 1332 01:05:53,182 --> 01:05:56,717 CLOVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE IS STILL ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS. 1333 01:05:56,719 --> 01:06:00,188 WOULD YOU LIKE TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION? 1334 01:06:00,190 --> 01:06:01,923 CARSON... 1335 01:06:01,925 --> 01:06:09,965 WOULD YOU LIKE TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION? 1336 01:06:09,967 --> 01:06:12,401 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN THE OCEAN. 1337 01:06:12,403 --> 01:06:15,405 [ANSWERING MACHINE] HI, YOU'VE REACHED CARSON. LEAVE A MESSAGE, MOM. 1338 01:06:15,407 --> 01:06:18,307 [SHERYL] UH, CARSON, GRANDMA FELL, AND YOU GOTTA GET... 1339 01:06:18,309 --> 01:06:20,209 GET OVER HERE AS SOON AS YOU CAN. 1340 01:06:20,211 --> 01:06:22,211 [TV] YOU CAN EXPECT SOME LIGHT SHOWERS 1341 01:06:22,213 --> 01:06:24,747 AND A POSSIBLE THUNDERSTORM BY THE END OF THE WEEK. 1342 01:06:24,749 --> 01:06:27,884 YOU CAN EXPECT CLEAR SKIES AFTERWARDS THOUGH UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY. 1343 01:06:27,886 --> 01:06:31,889 WHERE WERE YOU? FINE, DON'T TELL ME. 1344 01:06:31,891 --> 01:06:34,892 BUT IF YOU WERE AT YOUR FATHER'S, I'D BE FINE WITH IT. 1345 01:06:34,894 --> 01:06:37,294 - HOW IS SHE? - SHE'S FINE. 1346 01:06:37,296 --> 01:06:44,869 BRUISED HER HIP BUT NOTHING'S BROKEN. 1347 01:06:44,871 --> 01:06:47,372 I'M GONNA GET SOME COFFEE, DO YOU WANT SOMETHING? 1348 01:06:47,374 --> 01:06:55,346 NO. 1349 01:06:55,348 --> 01:07:00,352 - WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? - YOU FELL AND HURT YOURSELF. 1350 01:07:00,354 --> 01:07:03,189 - YOU REMIND ME OF MY GRANDSON. - I DO? 1351 01:07:03,191 --> 01:07:15,869 - WHY IS THAT? - YOU'RE SAD LOOKING. 1352 01:07:15,871 --> 01:07:17,204 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1353 01:07:17,206 --> 01:07:27,048 THEY'RE GIVING HER A BATH. 1354 01:07:27,050 --> 01:07:32,053 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1355 01:07:32,055 --> 01:07:34,122 I GOT INTO NORTHWESTERN 1356 01:07:34,124 --> 01:07:36,224 BUT I NEVER GOT A LETTER. 1357 01:07:36,226 --> 01:07:38,359 SO... 1358 01:07:38,361 --> 01:07:51,774 I HAVE TO WAIT TWO YEARS TO REAPPLY. 1359 01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:57,080 I THREW YOUR LETTER AWAY. 1360 01:07:57,082 --> 01:07:59,082 - WHAT?! - I'M SORRY. 1361 01:07:59,084 --> 01:08:02,018 HOW COULD YOU THROW MY LETTER AWAY?! 1362 01:08:02,020 --> 01:08:04,988 - I WANTED TO PROTECT YOU. - PROTECT ME?! 1363 01:08:04,990 --> 01:08:07,858 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT LIKE I DID. 1364 01:08:07,860 --> 01:08:11,095 ALL YOUR TALK ABOUT GROWING UP AND BECOMING A WRITER AND ALL... 1365 01:08:11,097 --> 01:08:13,464 ALL THESE DELUSIONS YOU HAVE WON'T HAPPEN. 1366 01:08:13,466 --> 01:08:15,399 DREAMS DON'T COME TRUE, CARSON. 1367 01:08:15,401 --> 01:08:17,868 TAKE IF FROM ME, I AM LIVING PROOF. 1368 01:08:17,870 --> 01:08:20,805 THE WORLD IS A VERY CRUEL PLACE. YOU WOULD'VE LEFT, 1369 01:08:20,807 --> 01:08:23,809 BEEN EATEN ALIVE, COME BACK UTTERLY DESTROYED, 1370 01:08:23,811 --> 01:08:26,978 AND I DIDN'T WANT THAT. I WANTED BETTER FOR YOU. 1371 01:08:26,980 --> 01:08:29,447 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. THIS IS SO UNFAIR. 1372 01:08:29,449 --> 01:08:32,984 LIFE IS UNFAIR, YOU KNOW, IT IS. 1373 01:08:32,986 --> 01:08:35,922 AND THE SOONER YOU REALIZE THAT, THE FASTER YOU GROW UP. 1374 01:08:35,924 --> 01:08:38,491 AND THE FASTER YOU GROW UP, THE SOONER YOU'LL SEE 1375 01:08:38,493 --> 01:08:40,993 THE WORLD FOR WHAT IT REALLY IS. 1376 01:08:40,995 --> 01:08:43,162 YOU KNOW, THANK YOU. 1377 01:08:43,164 --> 01:08:45,364 THANK YOU FOR BEING THE PERFECT EXAMPLE 1378 01:08:45,366 --> 01:08:57,144 OF SOMETHING THAT I REFUSE TO BECOME! 1379 01:08:57,146 --> 01:09:01,582 ♪ BAD DAY YOU'RE LOOKING FAR AWAY ♪ 1380 01:09:01,584 --> 01:09:06,454 ♪ OH, LOOKING FOR THE GREAT ESCAPE ♪ 1381 01:09:06,456 --> 01:09:09,023 ♪ GETS IN HIS CAR 1382 01:09:09,025 --> 01:09:11,125 ♪ AND DRIVES AWAY 1383 01:09:11,127 --> 01:09:13,328 ♪ FAR FROM ALL THE THINGS ♪ 1384 01:09:13,330 --> 01:09:16,598 ♪ THAT WE ARE 1385 01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:26,642 ♪ FORCE A SMILE... 1386 01:09:26,644 --> 01:09:36,953 ♪ FORCE A SMILE... 1387 01:09:36,955 --> 01:10:28,075 ♪ FORCE A SMILE... 1388 01:10:28,077 --> 01:10:30,411 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 1389 01:10:30,413 --> 01:10:33,013 [SHERYL] CARSON, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 1390 01:10:33,015 --> 01:10:43,058 I NEED TO APOLOGIZE. 1391 01:10:43,060 --> 01:10:56,104 I NEED TO APOLOGIZE. 1392 01:10:56,106 --> 01:10:58,975 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH ALL OF THESE? 1393 01:10:58,977 --> 01:11:02,445 I'M DONATING THEM TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOME. THEY'RE SENDING SOMEONE 1394 01:11:02,447 --> 01:11:05,614 AFTER SCHOOL TO COME AND PICK 'EM UP AND PASS 'EM OUT. 1395 01:11:05,616 --> 01:11:08,117 AT LEAST THEY'LL BE READ. 1396 01:11:08,119 --> 01:11:11,355 OR CHEWED. 1397 01:11:11,357 --> 01:11:13,290 I'M SO SORRY THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT 1398 01:11:13,292 --> 01:11:15,058 THE WAY THAT YOU WANTED THEM TO. 1399 01:11:15,060 --> 01:11:18,628 ME, TOO. 1400 01:11:18,630 --> 01:11:21,999 LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE SEEING YOU AROUND CLOVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE. 1401 01:11:22,001 --> 01:11:23,734 MAYBE WE'LL BE ADVENTUROUS 1402 01:11:23,736 --> 01:11:32,643 AND START A LITERARY MAGAZINE THERE. 1403 01:11:32,645 --> 01:11:35,646 MALERIE, WHY DO YOU FILM EVERYTHING? 1404 01:11:35,648 --> 01:11:39,318 I MEAN, I'M SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER... 1405 01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,220 EVERYTHING. 1406 01:11:41,222 --> 01:11:44,023 WHAT ISN'T WORTH REMEMBERING? 1407 01:11:44,025 --> 01:11:47,726 WITH GOOD MEMORIES COME BAD MEMORIES, 1408 01:11:47,728 --> 01:11:50,062 AND I'VE GOT A LOT OF BOTH. 1409 01:11:50,064 --> 01:11:53,466 AT LEAST THIS WAY I CAN FAST FORWARD THROUGH ALL THE BAD STUFF. 1410 01:11:53,468 --> 01:11:55,335 A COUNSELOR ONCE TOLD ME 1411 01:11:55,337 --> 01:11:57,771 THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE STUCK IN THE PAST 1412 01:11:57,773 --> 01:12:00,340 OR IF YOU TRY TO FORGET THE PAST. 1413 01:12:00,342 --> 01:12:03,643 WHAT MATTERS IS WHAT YOU DO IN THE PRESENT. 1414 01:12:03,645 --> 01:12:09,283 THAT'S WHY I JUST TRY TO SOAK IT UP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. 1415 01:12:09,285 --> 01:12:13,521 I THINK YOU JUST FOUND SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT. 1416 01:12:13,523 --> 01:12:16,090 - [PERIOD BELL RINGS] - I GOTTA GO. 1417 01:12:16,092 --> 01:12:17,691 IF I'M LATE FOR THE BUS, 1418 01:12:17,693 --> 01:12:19,560 THE DRIVER SAID HE'D MAKE ME RIDE IN THE TRUNK. 1419 01:12:19,562 --> 01:12:22,197 IT IS NOT FUN. 1420 01:12:22,199 --> 01:12:23,532 CARSON. 1421 01:12:23,534 --> 01:12:25,133 ARE WE... 1422 01:12:25,135 --> 01:12:32,207 FRIENDS? 1423 01:12:32,209 --> 01:12:38,081 I THINK WE'RE BEST FRIENDS, MALERIE. 1424 01:12:38,083 --> 01:12:48,124 COOL. 1425 01:12:48,126 --> 01:12:58,235 COOL. 1426 01:12:58,237 --> 01:13:06,578 COOL. 1427 01:13:06,580 --> 01:13:09,314 [GRANDMA] HE USED TO BE SUCH A HAPPY BOY. 1428 01:13:09,316 --> 01:13:12,117 HE USED TO WRITE ME STORIES. 1429 01:13:12,119 --> 01:13:13,785 I REMEMBER THE FIRST STORY 1430 01:13:13,787 --> 01:13:16,588 HE EVER WROTE ME. 1431 01:13:16,590 --> 01:13:20,259 "ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BOY." 1432 01:13:20,261 --> 01:13:22,595 [LAUGHS] 1433 01:13:22,597 --> 01:13:24,597 THEN IT BECAME, 1434 01:13:24,599 --> 01:13:26,765 "ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BOY 1435 01:13:26,767 --> 01:13:28,534 WHO WANTED TO FLY." 1436 01:13:28,536 --> 01:13:32,439 AND IT JUST GOT BETTER AND BETTER OVER TIME. 1437 01:13:32,441 --> 01:13:35,742 NOW I NEVER DID FIND OUT WHETHER THE BOY GOT TO FLY. 1438 01:13:35,744 --> 01:13:38,845 [CARSON] AND THEN IT SUDDENLY CAME TO ME. 1439 01:13:38,847 --> 01:13:50,558 I HAD ONE MORE STORY TO ADD. 1440 01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:53,461 I HAD BEEN SO BUSY DWELLING IN MY OWN SELF-PITY 1441 01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:57,298 I HAD FORGOTTEN WHAT I ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHED. 1442 01:13:57,300 --> 01:14:00,169 I SUCCESSFULLY PUBLISHED A LITERARY MAGAZINE 1443 01:14:00,171 --> 01:14:01,770 FILLED WITH THE THOUGHTS, 1444 01:14:01,772 --> 01:14:04,306 CONCERNS, HOPES AND IMAGINATIONS 1445 01:14:04,308 --> 01:14:08,477 OF MY JADED HIGH SCHOOL PEERS. 1446 01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:10,579 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, 1447 01:14:10,581 --> 01:14:14,717 I WAS TRULY HAPPY. 1448 01:14:14,719 --> 01:14:17,187 [THUNDERCLAP] 1449 01:14:17,189 --> 01:14:19,222 [SHERYL] CARSON, WHERE ARE YOU? 1450 01:14:19,224 --> 01:14:22,659 SCHOOL ENDED THREE HOURS AGO. WHAT ARE YOU, AT YOUR FATHER'S? 1451 01:14:22,661 --> 01:14:25,395 ARE YOU TWO LIKE BEST FRIENDS NOW OR SOMETHING? 1452 01:14:25,397 --> 01:14:27,664 JUST CALL ME BACK. 1453 01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:30,401 [CARSON] I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S MORE PATHETIC, 1454 01:14:30,403 --> 01:14:32,836 THE FACT THAT I WAS ACTUALLY STRUCK BY LIGHTNING 1455 01:14:32,838 --> 01:14:40,811 OR THAT IT TOOK THREE DAYS FOR ANYONE TO FIND MY BODY. 1456 01:14:40,813 --> 01:14:42,380 WHOA. 1457 01:14:42,382 --> 01:14:44,849 IT'S CARSON PHILLIPS, HE'S DEAD. 1458 01:14:44,851 --> 01:14:49,521 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1459 01:14:49,523 --> 01:14:50,722 WHAT?! 1460 01:14:50,724 --> 01:14:57,530 ARE YOU SHERYL PHILLIPS? 1461 01:14:57,532 --> 01:15:00,700 [ANSWERING MACHINE] HI, YOU'VE REACHED CARSON. LEAVE A MESSAGE, MOM. 1462 01:15:00,702 --> 01:15:02,635 - CARSON? - [BEEP] 1463 01:15:02,637 --> 01:15:07,873 I NEED YOU TO COME HOME RIGHT NOW! THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 1464 01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:10,711 HI, YOU'VE REACHED CARSON. LEAVE A MESSAGE, MOM. 1465 01:15:10,713 --> 01:15:12,479 AHH! CARSON! 1466 01:15:12,481 --> 01:15:15,249 THERE ARE COPS OUTSIDE THAT SAY YOU'RE DEAD! 1467 01:15:15,251 --> 01:15:17,718 I NEED YOU TO CO... 1468 01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:20,554 I NEED YOU TO COME HOME! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU! 1469 01:15:20,556 --> 01:15:22,990 I NEED YOU TO COME HOME RIGHT NOW! 1470 01:15:22,992 --> 01:15:25,893 HI, YOU'VE REACHED CARSON. LEAVE A MESSAGE, MOM. 1471 01:15:25,895 --> 01:15:27,662 [MACHINE BEEPS] 1472 01:15:27,664 --> 01:15:30,531 PLEASE ANSWER YOUR PHONE. ANSWER YOUR PHONE. 1473 01:15:30,533 --> 01:15:32,467 I NEED TO KNOW YOU'RE OKAY. 1474 01:15:32,469 --> 01:15:34,569 [SOBBING] 1475 01:15:34,571 --> 01:15:39,742 I NEED TO KNOW YOU'RE OKAY. 1476 01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:42,745 HI, YOU'VE REACHED CARSON. LEAVE A MESSAGE, MOM. 1477 01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:47,416 [BEEP] 1478 01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:50,486 HI, YOU'VE REACHED CARSON. LEAVE A MESSAGE, MOM. 1479 01:15:50,488 --> 01:15:55,425 [BEEP] 1480 01:15:55,427 --> 01:15:57,827 [REPORTER] A FEW DAYS AGO RIGHT HERE WHERE I'M STANDING, 1481 01:15:57,829 --> 01:16:00,730 CLOVER HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR CARSON PHILLIPS LOST HIS LIFE 1482 01:16:00,732 --> 01:16:02,532 WHEN HE WAS STRUCK MY LIGHTNING. 1483 01:16:02,534 --> 01:16:04,467 A SERVICE WILL BE HELD THIS SUNDAY 1484 01:16:04,469 --> 01:16:06,971 AT CLOVER COMMUNITY CHAPEL. HE WILL BE MISSED. 1485 01:16:06,973 --> 01:16:08,973 [CARSON] IT'S AMAZING HOW POPULAR YOU BECOME ONCE YOU DIE. 1486 01:16:08,975 --> 01:16:11,909 I THINK I SPEAK FOR THE ENTIRE FACULTY 1487 01:16:11,911 --> 01:16:14,011 WHEN I SAY... 1488 01:16:14,013 --> 01:16:16,314 YOUR SON WAS AN ABSOLUTE JOY. 1489 01:16:16,316 --> 01:16:20,451 [CARSON] OH, KISS MY EMBALMED ASS. 1490 01:16:20,453 --> 01:16:22,054 DEATH CHANGES THINGS I GUESS, 1491 01:16:22,056 --> 01:16:23,855 BUT EVEN DEATH COULDN'T SUIT 1492 01:16:23,857 --> 01:16:25,590 SOME OF THE IMPRESSIONS I LEFT. 1493 01:16:25,592 --> 01:16:27,492 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 1494 01:16:27,494 --> 01:16:29,394 YOUR BOOK CLUB WILL NOT SPARE A PAGE TO REMIND PEOPLE 1495 01:16:29,396 --> 01:16:31,063 THAT CARSON PHILLIPS WAS ZAPPED IN THE PARKING LOT. 1496 01:16:31,065 --> 01:16:33,665 SIR, THOSE PAGES ARE RESERVED FOR PROM. 1497 01:16:33,667 --> 01:16:36,736 - I'M JUST SAYING ONE PAGE. - PLANT A TREE. 1498 01:16:36,738 --> 01:16:39,339 HOW DO I BEGIN TO DESCRIBE CARSON PHILLIPS? 1499 01:16:39,341 --> 01:16:42,542 [CARSON] I NEVER GRADUATED, I NEVER WENT TO NORTHWESTERN, 1500 01:16:42,544 --> 01:16:44,977 I NEVER WROTE FOR "THE NEW YORKER," 1501 01:16:44,979 --> 01:16:47,380 I NEVER WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, 1502 01:16:47,382 --> 01:16:49,683 I NEVER CHANGED THE WORLD. 1503 01:16:49,685 --> 01:16:54,488 I NEVER GOT OUT OF CLOVER. 1504 01:16:54,490 --> 01:16:56,724 - [CARSON] IT'S A LOT LIKE... - [MALERIE] LIGHTNING. 1505 01:16:56,726 --> 01:16:58,826 [CARSON] YEAH, EXACTLY. 1506 01:16:58,828 --> 01:17:01,995 THESE WERE JUST DELUSIONS THAT OCCUPIED MY TIME. 1507 01:17:01,997 --> 01:17:04,366 AND THANK GOD THEY DID. 1508 01:17:04,368 --> 01:17:06,835 [CLAIRE] OKAY, SO WE ALL AGREE, 1509 01:17:06,837 --> 01:17:09,938 LEOPARD PRINT WILL BE OUR THEME FOR OUR SAFARI PROM. 1510 01:17:09,940 --> 01:17:12,507 AND OF COURSE IT WILL ALL BE FAUX FUR. 1511 01:17:12,509 --> 01:17:15,009 [CARSON] BECAUSE A LIFE WITHOUT MEANING, WITHOUT DRIVE, 1512 01:17:15,011 --> 01:17:17,847 - WITHOUT FOCUS... - ON SECOND THOUGHT, 1513 01:17:17,849 --> 01:17:20,850 THE SAFARI PROM IDEA KINDA SUCKS. 1514 01:17:20,852 --> 01:17:23,519 LET'S COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER. 1515 01:17:23,521 --> 01:17:26,522 [CARSON] WITHOUT GOALS OR DREAMS... 1516 01:17:26,524 --> 01:17:38,869 ISN'T A LIFE WORTH LIVING. 1517 01:17:38,871 --> 01:17:40,704 "TO GRANDMA, 1518 01:17:40,706 --> 01:17:42,706 "ONCE UPON A TIME 1519 01:17:42,708 --> 01:17:47,545 THERE WAS A BOY WHO FLEW." 1520 01:17:47,547 --> 01:17:49,714 [CARSON] LIFE COMES AT YOU FAST, 1521 01:17:49,716 --> 01:17:52,483 IT RUNS THROUGH YOUR BODY AND TRIES TO ESCAPE 1522 01:17:52,485 --> 01:17:55,420 AND BE EXPRESSED IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE. 1523 01:17:55,422 --> 01:17:58,055 IN A WAY, IT'S A LOT LIKE... 1524 01:17:58,057 --> 01:17:59,458 LIGHTNING. 1525 01:17:59,460 --> 01:18:06,064 ♪ 1526 01:18:06,066 --> 01:18:12,438 ♪ I'VE BEEN ALL OVER THE WORLD ♪ 1527 01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:18,578 ♪ I FELT THE SEASONS 1528 01:18:18,580 --> 01:18:24,918 ♪ I'VE BEEN ON BOTH SIDES OF THE OCEAN ♪ 1529 01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:30,925 ♪ I'VE BEEN IN-BETWEEN THEM 1530 01:18:30,927 --> 01:18:36,096 ♪ SO I THINK I KNOW LOVE 1531 01:18:36,098 --> 01:18:40,835 ♪ WHEN I FEEL IT 1532 01:18:40,837 --> 01:18:45,474 ♪ IT'S EVERYTHING YOU WANNA BE ♪ 1533 01:18:45,476 --> 01:18:52,781 ♪ WELL, JUST BE IT 1534 01:18:52,783 --> 01:18:58,120 ♪ NOW DON'T GET ME MOANING 1535 01:18:58,122 --> 01:19:03,125 ♪ IT'S ALREADY OUTTA CONTROL 1536 01:19:03,127 --> 01:19:06,963 ♪ AND IT'S SHOCKING, SHOCKING ♪ 1537 01:19:06,965 --> 01:19:10,501 ♪ IT'S SOMEONE KNOWN TO ME 1538 01:19:10,503 --> 01:19:14,137 ♪ YEAH 1539 01:19:14,139 --> 01:19:20,978 ♪ SO I THINK I KNOW LOVE 1540 01:19:20,980 --> 01:19:24,682 ♪ WHEN I FEEL LOVE 1541 01:19:24,684 --> 01:19:31,823 ♪ YEAH, I THINK I KNOW LOVE ♪ 1542 01:19:31,825 --> 01:19:35,827 ♪ WHEN I FEEL LOVE 1543 01:19:35,829 --> 01:19:39,698 ♪ IT'S EVERYTHING YOU WANNA BE ♪ 1544 01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:43,168 ♪ WHOA, OH, OH 1545 01:19:43,170 --> 01:19:53,213 ♪ OH 1546 01:19:53,215 --> 01:20:03,323 ♪ OH 1547 01:20:03,325 --> 01:20:14,869 ♪ OH 1548 01:20:14,871 --> 01:20:21,043 ♪ I'VE BEEN ALL OVER THE WORLD ♪ 1549 01:20:21,045 --> 01:20:25,714 ♪ I FEEL THE SEASONS 1550 01:20:25,716 --> 01:20:30,786 ♪ I'VE BEEN ON BOTH SIDES OF THE OCEAN ♪ 1551 01:20:30,788 --> 01:20:36,225 ♪ AND I'VE BEEN IN-BETWEEN THEM ♪ 1552 01:20:36,227 --> 01:20:41,731 ♪ SO I THINK I KNOW LOVE 1553 01:20:41,733 --> 01:20:47,236 ♪ WHEN I FEEL IT 1554 01:20:47,238 --> 01:20:49,807 ♪ YEAH, IT'S EVERYTHING YOU WANNA ♪ 1555 01:20:49,809 --> 01:20:52,810 ♪ EVERYTHING YOU WANNA BE 1556 01:20:52,812 --> 01:20:57,081 ♪ SO JUST BE IT 1557 01:20:57,083 --> 01:20:58,916 ♪ EVERYTHING 1558 01:20:58,918 --> 01:21:08,960 ♪ EVERYTHING YOU WANNA BE 1559 01:21:08,962 --> 01:21:19,271 ♪ EVERYTHING YOU WANNA BE 1560 01:21:19,273 --> 01:21:21,340 [SONG ENDS] 112015

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