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In the beginning,

well, before 2019, there was nothing.

Your queen has arrived.

And then all hell broke loose.

Hello, hello, hello.

As if in a dream,

the mother of all mothers had finally made it to the BBC.

So crazy seeing Ru here in England

hosting Drag Race.

We're not in Kansas anymore, Ru.

Every time that man steps in this room, I piss my pants.

RuPaul, Charles,

I'm looking at him and he's looking at me,

and it's weird, but I love it.

You're watching the BBC.

But if there's one thing

you can definitely say with confidence

about these UK queens,

those are bitches bing-bang bonkers.

There it is.

I don't know what that is.

Hold on to your knickers, girls,

it's about to get catty.

Bing, bang, bong.

Sing, sang, song.

Ding, dak, dong.

What's your signature party trick?

You ain't my mother.

Yes, I am.

My name is Angeria Paris VanMicheals,

and I'm your official aficionado of international drag,

here to present to you the best

and weirdest of one of my favorite Drag Race versions,

the UK, honey,

across seven jam-packed seasons,

plus three fabulous UK versus the Worlds.

All right, guy,

put your fire in your ass, because the winner is here.

The stratosphere of drag superstars

who have graced this show

have been unmatched in the annals of time.

It's DDC on the BBC.

I hope we get that season one filter.

So once they've arrived

through those iconic workroom doors,

what kind trials were awaiting them?

Run!

Oh my god.

Where whatever task they've had to take on,

it has always been with that can-do British attitude.

It's absolute chaos.

I have no idea what I'm serving you right now,

but it's something on my body and I look shit.

This is a lagoon.

I don't like that.

- What is that? - Isn't that great?

, what have we got?

Sorry, queens,

but nobody said this was gonna be easy.

Oh, girl, the wig.

Wait, girls. Hold up, wait.

Oh no.

But okay.

What the fuck?

Step your pussies up.

Well, if I haven't saw you sew a dress

then I haven't saw your sew a dress.

Maybe you just don't listen.

Maybe that's the problem.

I'm pissed.

I'll share a little secret between me and you.

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

Don't waste my time.

I don't wanna see any fucking H&M.

It's a train wreck, really.

It's really, really bad,

and I'm loving it.

The shade of it all.

A few rocky moments then,

but what these queens have achieved season after season

has been nothing short of spectacular.

Check, check, and check.

- Wow. - Oh my gosh.

Marina Summers, you were born to do drag.

So buckle up, you ugly bitches.

It's time to tell my fellow queens

what I really think about them.

Because it's time to take a sneaky peek

at the always classy tale of RuPaul's Drag Race UK,

the story so far.

I can't wait to see how this turns out.

Now, finally setting foot

inside the RuPaul's Drag Race workroom is the dream.

Oh, stop it, boys.

You're doing my head in.

But to become the UK's biggest drag superstar

do take uniqueness, charisma, and talent.

And when the people judging you

are the creme de la creme of drag race society,

the one thing you're definitely gonna need

is a whole lot of nerve.

First off, you have to impress the one and only

- Mama RuPaul. - Hello, hello, hello.

Just can't take my eyes off her.

She's almost a mythical creature.

Yeah, the story was that we are these characters

that were too busy being pretty and shading each other.

Uh, that's every episode of Drag Race.

Then there's Ru's best Judy, Michelle.

I'm willing to forgive that hair.

Who are you?

Directing you was a joy.

The only thing hard to direct was that hairline of yours.

There's national treasure, Graham.

You look like a children's entertainer

if you hated your children.

Well, finally, the answer to the question,

what to wear to your fish's funeral?

The super spexy Allen.

That outfit looks minging.

Oh my God, Allen.

Come for me, come for my looks,

but don't come for my dead dog.

Aw.

The only way it could've been more offensive

is if you dug it up and threw it on the table,

- honestly. - Oh my god.

And a galaxy of celebrity guests

just gagging to take part and always prepare for anything.

Ladies, do you have any opinion on her lyrics?

I don't know what they are.

We didn't know you had to revise

in the middle of the bloody show.

You could've warned us.

We could've done that while we were having lunch.

Our extra special guest, Simon Le Bon.

Now, are you excited to see our girls on film?

Ru, you gotta know,

I'm hungry like the wolf.

Who writes the stuff?

Yes.

You are giving me lots of Spice Girl inspiration tonight.

You lip sync badly.

And-

To her own song.

But when you were performing,

I was like, there's a resemblance.

Posh Spice.

But you know what?

Your vocals are much better.

And the absolutely fabulous Lulu.

Quick question.

How do you thank someone

who's taken you from crayons to perfume?

I'd write across the sky

in letters that soar a thousand feet high,

or I could give 'em a blowjob?

But of course, RuPaul's Drag Race UK

is a place of love and nurturing where, time after time,

queens have delighted the judges

and been showered with praise.

I love this dress so much.

And the big shocker of the night was that you didn't suck.

Shocker.

If there's any theater impresarios watching

and they need two ugly sisters.

Now listen, you are perfect.

You were grotesque.

The perfect comic timing.

And I think, "Fear not, 'tis is only pee pee,"

I wanna get it tattooed on my body.

This outfit is absolutely gorgeous.

It is perfection.

You're not corseted, are you?

No, not at all.

- Oh, wow. - You bitch.

Oh, wow.

For the first time in Drag Race herstory,

I'm going to use the trapdoor.

But really, it just comes down

to one wise British queen who summed it up best

in this now iconic phrase.

The cheek, the nerve, the gall,

the audacity, and the gumption.

Sewing challenge.

For fuck's sake, mate.

Ah, fashion.

You've either got it or you ain't.

I am serving you an adequate dress

made of materials that is on my body.

Pixie, what the hell are you wearing?

It's supposed to be a red carpet, not your nan's carpet.

I've never been to a jumble sale before,

but I think a few of these girls have,

judging by what they brought.

Calm down, Silllexa, girl.

But we've had to fill this runaway section with something,

so thank heaven some of these queens

are handy with a sewing machine,

or a glue gun. We don't judge.

Well, actually we do.

Ru, look at my amazing costumes. I could wear them.

Don't make me make my own.

I've never done it.

I'm very, very busy.

Sorry, La Voix,

but them's the rules, honey.

What's your favorite part of this outfit?

The looks on my competitor's faces when I put it on.

♪ Can you feel the love ♪

These are just some of the incredible looks

the UK queens have served up over the years.

Oh, Danny Beard.

I am paying homage to the "Little Shop of Horrors,"

and, honey, you ain't never seen drag this camp.

This is even camp for me.

The headpiece is also a puppet.

Everybody loves puppets.

Sminty Drop.

Ooh, the shade.

I'm serving Antiques Road Ho.

You can put me up in your collection.

Nobody has ever seen an antique lamp this sexy before.

It's not just the bulb that's getting hot.

Black Peppa.

I am wearing over 5,000 studs.

This outfit is heavier than life.

It's heavier than me.

I am a living work of art.

This is punk on acid.

Sally TM.

Lovely.

I am serving you a bit of Schiaparelli

meets Eddie's jumper.

Would you like a disc for you to have some lunch on?

I have six.

I think I have six.

I'm not a mathematician.

Jimbo.

I am feeling my "Space Balls" fantasy.

I have a big dot on my head, and I am out of this world.

Marmalade.

Tonight, my look is Adrian,

my look is "Ziegfeld Follies,"

my look is retrofuturism.

My headpiece is so large it reaches all the way around

and encases both of my arms.

I feel like a big roll of tinfoil.

Cara Melle.

My favorite film genre is horror and thriller,

so I decided to do a twisted fantasy of the Queen of Hearts.

Oh, looks like it was a bad breakup.

I'm just showing you that I can give you levels.

I got the nerve, and I got some uniqueness,

and talent, and the charisma.

Pangina Heals.

I made this whole garment.

I am serving you Parisian Ru realness.

I can see Ru wearing this

walking down the streets of Paris.

Page three.

Ooh, now that's a nutcracker.

Yeah, the slutcracker.

She's got the latex on, honey.

I'm serving Madonna on a world tour with a mustache,

and I feel tight.

So I've dropped the naughty list,

and on my naughty list is all the men that I aspire to...

Silllexa Diction.

Forget cocaine bear, this is acid bear.

It's even better.

I am giving you a giant, colorful teddy bear.

The moment I turn around, all the judges' jaws drop.

Tamara Thomas.

She already done had nurses.

On today's runway, we are serving heats.

Boom, boom. Boom, boom.

Is that an aorta in your pocket

or are you just happy to see me?

I am shining, I am glistening, I am stunning.

Marina Summers.

I am doing the first ever runway category

from Drag Race Philippines.

Ter-no, she better don't.

Terno is a national costume in the Philippines,

and this is a modern take inspired by the national fish,

which is milkfish.

This is Filipino drag.

The only Naomy.

I'm wearing this beautiful 3D-printed Cologne Cathedral,

and I'm soaking up every second of this.

I'm really feeling my gothic energy.

I can't help but rub these towers, baby.

Up next, Tarty.

The Blitz Club had an amazing selection

of incredible queer artists,

and Leigh Bowery was one of the main ones,

and I just wanted to pay homage to them.

Michael Marouli.

As a first impressions Eleganza look, this is the shit.

Light up spikes, tiny little waist, massive hips.

I mean, you what?

Ellie Diamond.

I'm serving you yellow brick road runway.

If she only had a reveal.

Oh, she did.

Look number two, I am giving you Tin Man realness.

Lying bitch.

Divina De Campo.

I am bringing you car boot couture

with some McQueen, some Bowie, some Westwood,

some laundry bag,

and my umbrella is everything.

Cheddar Gorgeous.

My tickled pink runway is inspired

by an illustration of the pink triangle.

Along the straps are the words, "Silence equals death."

For me, it's a metaphor

for the way gay identity works full stop.

This look is absolutely dedicated

to everyone who's fighting stigma around HIV.

Banksie.

I am serving you a Swiss diplomat's wife.

And you know what? She's just got to jet off.

She's got to go. I'm very sorry.

The slopes are calling.

Fontana.

With this outfit,

I am serving intergalactic princess.

This has to be the most beautiful I've ever looked.

I can't believe I look this way.

This is a legit dream come true.

Jonbers Blonde.

I'm very excited by the ruffle theme.

This look is my fashion look.

This is my moment.

I can't sing it 'cause it'll copyright,

but I wanna sing it, and you know what I mean.

Kate Butch.

You know, God hates flags.

Yeah, yeah.

I am wearing a Vivian Westwood inspired dress,

which represents Britain's colonial past.

Drag is political, and this is making a statement.

The blood on my hands shows the terrible things

that we have done to countries all around the world.

I've got pearl earrings for the pearl trade.

This dress is made from vintage flags.

It's weathered, it's battered.

It's not pretty, but it is stunning.

The Vivienne.

Oh, I think that's a Vivienne Wetwood.

This look is casting a cloud over all the other girls.

It's fashion food, it's conceptual, and it's gorge.

Any queen can wear a rain mac,

but it takes a proper queen to be mother nature herself.

Victoria Scone.

I wanted to represent Cardiff

because Cardiff is where Victoria Scone

became who she really is.

I'm in full bloom.

Gawdland.

I am giving you.

Which is, like, Thai human puppets.

I'm giving you traditional Thai excellence.

And boom, I turn myself into a Thai traditional dancer.

I am so honored to put Thai drag on the world map.

I can smell the drama.

Drag Race UK is a high stakes game

where emotions can sometimes run as hot as a bag of chips.

Me kick it off?

- I'm just saying. - No, it's true.

Yeah, but I learned how to sew.

To be fair, do you think you could've constructed

something to go under that to make it a bit more high end?

Because I'm exactly the same as you.

I've learned to sew very recently.

Do I know how to make a jacket?

No, I don't, but I worked it out.

You look like you fell in the bins.

Of course you wouldn't be interested

in reliving any of those spicy moments all over again

now, would you?

Roll the tape.

Chanel, babe, between you and me,

Lill has won the badge,

but how are you feeling considering you did make her outfit?

I'll say this.

I'm just glad it didn't go to Marm.

- Why? - Why?

'Cause at the end of the day,

I thought it was gonna be between me and you,

and for me, I wanted that badge.

But if I can't have it, I'd rather it go to you.

Feels great for Lill to win,

because she's wearing my outfit.

Yeah, but regardless of the fact,

we all saw the lip sync and Chanel wouldn't have won anyway.

My skill is in sewing.

That's why she was there.

That is not why I was there.

Oh, it's getting hot in here.

It just doesn't make any sense.

I was really happy with the outcome

and Chanel seemed really happy with the outcome,

until she didn't win.

But listen, I'm curious.

Is it a jealousy thing?

When you put two seamstresses against each other,

of course there's gonna be jealousy,

of course there's gonna be a little bit of tension.

Well, I'm not feeling that.

Listen, Marmalade,

it's a competition at the end of the day

and we are here for fucking badges.

I ain't here for Facebook friends.

Literally not two minutes ago she was telling RuPaul

how much we all worked together.

Where the fuck has this come from?

- Hey, hey. - Hey.

- How are we? - I'm all right.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I am.

I'm just always last on the list with you.

Because you discounted me.

You didn't think I had any, like,

no voguing skills.

I was gonna pick you next.

But not as a choreographer.

Well, this is awkward.

And you clearly don't value what I do as a drag queen,

and that is also fine.

I'll be 100% honest with you.

Now that I've seen you here,

you are 20 times the drag queen

you are in the outside world.

'Cause for the past 10 years,

I've seen Divina in a red wig and a silver dress.

Bull, Vivienne, bull.

- I've seen- - Bull.

A red wig and a silver dress?

I don't think.

Whatever.

I've worn that silver dress

maybe 10 times in my entire career.

You've just won the challenge.

I'm so proud of you for that,

and I'm trying to tell you that I would've chosen

you, Cheryl and Baga.

Are you not hearing that?

- I'm hearing- - No, no.

You're hearing I wouldn't have chose you first

and you're pissed about that.

Tell me anybody else in this workroom

who has a four and a half octave range.

Tell me anybody else who can sing in five languages.

Tell me anybody else who can do that

all while doing the splits.

Tell me anybody else who has 15 years of experience

of directing production shows.

Wow.

What about you, Pangina?

You've gone from, like, two ends.

I'm just at this vulnerable place

where I could be sent home.

But I'm sure, whatever decision you guys make,

we'll have to live with it.

Blu, with great power comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?

Tonight I'm sending home...

Pangina.

Well, I feel like I held my tongue a lot in Untucked.

I just presumed we were gonna be the tops of the week,

honestly,

and then we got called safe.

And I think Mariah looks like Liza Minnelli

got caught at the bottom of a kid's slide.

I'm so sorry.

Oh my god. Okay.

I though we were gonna top, too, if we're calling it.

I agree with the judges.

I think that y'all were safe.

You're kinda giving me the remnants of a fag bin.

Okay.

Anything on a skinny person is considered couture.

Okay. Well, if we're going down that route,

Fontana's outfit only looked good

because she's got thickening padding.

If I wore that, it wouldn't look good.

If that is basic, then this is basic as well, right?

Okay.

Honestly, Naomy, I don't think

you have any legs to stand on.

You literally have no leg to stand on.

You didn't do the challenge properly.

You wore a bodysuit that was already made.

And to be honest, it wasn't that different

from what was already on the mannequin.

So apparently somebody opened a jar with opinions,

'cause they're all flooding out on the floor right now.

It didn't work out for me and I lip-synced,

and I won, so...

Did you win, or did Melinda just not know the words?

Oh no, bitch.

'Cause that backbend was musty.

Try to do it better next week.

I will.

If you won, Jimbo, who would you have picked?

JJ, I love you,

and this means nothing beyond

a bond that I felt like I had to honor.

I had pulled your lipstick.

It's good to know that we're choosing alliances

over some feedback from the judges,

'cause that's the cards were playing here.

I can't excuse myself.

No, I'm not saying...

I'm respecting your choice.

But as this is the first elimination,

it's good to feel the vibe of like...

So you felt like your critique was better than Lemon's?

- Yes. - 'Cause I felt like

they kind of came for you and your look.

But they said my act was original.

Right.

And they said she copied an act.

Jimbo, I have to ask,

'cause the lip sync was a little bit hokey pokey in times,

like, were you trying to avoid having to make the decision?

No.

Like throw the lip sync a little?

I mean, these other girls are thinking it.

I'm just the one that said it.

And who doesn't love the Hokey Pokey?

Is it the Hokey Cokey?

No, of course, on the world stage

in front of RuPaul and a Spice Girl,

I would never wanna be Hokey Pokey.

I fell and almost killed you.

Oh my god.

- I turned around to grab. - The other way around.

I don't understand why Ms. Jimbo

decided to wear nine-inch platforms.

The bitch can barely walk in flats.

You wanted to twirl in front of Mel C.

I love Dakota so much,

but I do think my look was more put together

and refined.

I'm obviously sad to see Dakota gone, too,

but I'm not the one that sent her home.

The judges did.

Is there anyone who isn't here

that we expected to be in top five?

- Dakota. - I though Dakota

would be here.

And I don't know that I necessarily believe

she should have been in the bottom last week.

You think it should have been me?

I don't think so at all.

I'm not coming for you though.

I'm just saying that's- Really feels like it.

Pixie, why are you bringing this up again?

Aren't we meant to be like sisters here?

But this is the one thing actually

that did come up in Untucked,

is that people said to me, "What's your USP?"

Well, what's your USP?

Do you wear Pixie wings every week to your gig?

Well, no, but it's a branding thing.

I know it wasn't fashionable, but that's not what I do.

Fashion's what I do

and fashion's what I give on the runway,

and that's what they give my critique on,

that it was the strongest fashion look on the runway.

Okay. Well, I'm not trying to do fashion jumpers, am I?

No, I know, but I am.

She is 100% pure press.

She is not from concentrate today.

She's not having it.

I would like to state really quickly,

I feel great in this outfit.

I'm very happy with what I've made.

But last week, A'Whora, Lawrence, Tess,

I don't think you said my name, but I know you said my name,

all though that I was next to go.

So is that still the same, or has it changed since?

One of my praises this week was, they said,

"We're very happy to see that you show versatility."

- Go outside your box. - And I think

that is something that for you would break boundaries.

It's like CBeebies on acid,

every week.

I will be honest, and I've kept it to myself all day,

I didn't think your look was strong.

Really?

I really did not.

Okay.

- And yet- - Worked.

The judges did.

She's a sewer.

Now's the opportunity to be making daring risks,

like I did.

I'll be completely honest,

I was worried about it 'cause I was like,

they'll either go, "Oh, we love it.

It's so great, so you."

or they'll go, "It's far too much.

You've got so much going on here,

so much going on in there."

But that's what they said about you and I got the opposite.

Ow. Burn, girls.

Oh, Ms. Viola,

I thought you said you weren't gonna help anyone else.

Yeah, I'll help my friends.

I'll help the ones that didn't vote for me

as the painful one.

- Who have you helped? - I though that was everyone.

I think Kat is trying to get under my skin,

and she's succeeding, but I don't wanna show her that.

I did vote for you, Viola, for the distasteful drag,

but it was only based off the two outfits

that I've seen you in so far.

But that's just my opinion.

It's nothing personal. I love you as a person.

I just didn't get the weave in. That's just me.

You didn't get the weave?

Wasn't quite sure what it was about.

Okay.

The tension could be cut with a knife.

Her trying to be funny with me right now

with the way I'm feeling is just, fuck off.

What was it like working with the other girls?

I'm gonna be completely honest,

'cause I promised myself I would be.

I did have concerns with who was the mediator of our group,

and I just wish that I'd voiced my opinion.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

- Up next, Banksie. - Hi.

The other girls alluded to the fact

that you may have missed some marks.

Did you assign yourself the moderator?

I wanted to step forward.

I think that both of them,

I feel like a lamb to slaughter, to be honest.

A little bit.

I feel like both of them have turned to me

as the person who maybe has

made the success of this challenge go away.

I did not once say one bad thing about you.

You then threw us under the bus in front of Ru

to make yourself look better.

We didn't throw you under the bus, baby girl.

Lamb for slaughter?

To bring me up in your own critiques is rude.

Saying that you didn't get a chance

to speak up about being the mediator,

it in one way said that I was not a good mediator.

She wanted to be the mediator, the host.

Cool, you do it,

but I know I could have done a better job.

You do talk a lot, Banksie.

And when we sat down immediately, it was like

- we were at Banksie show. - Okay. You talk a lot.

I know I talk a lot,

but we're talking about you right now.

- I was letting you do it. - You literally said

in your runway, "Missed lines happened."

You did miss lines.

- I missed one line. - You said you missed

lines as well. You missed two.

You said on the runway, you missed two.

You were just as shit as me, babe.

Baby, I was not just as as you.

- No one was shit. - Oh, fuck it.

- Nope. - Really, girl?

Fuck off.

Baby, I love lamb,

so let's make some lamb chops.

How about that?

You can have a conversation, fuck off.

Oh my God.

Tayce, are you sad at all that your sister Asttina

is now home and gone?

It just wasn't maybe her time yet.

I think she should've had maybe more of a chance.

Whereas maybe you had been called

basic a few times in your looks.

I felt like, okay, come on then, girl,

step it up a bit.

Michelle has once said on my reveal

that the second half of the reveal was a little bit simple.

That's not the same as being called basic constantly.

It's awkward, isn't it?

Asttina and Tayce are like best friends,

and Tayce is there being like,

"Yeah, but I just think that you're like a trash human."

And I'm there being like,

"Yeah, but I just think that I'm still here, so."

Sorry, Tayce.

You were elected Baroness Basic,

- and then Michelle called. - By you.

Yeah, by everyone.

And then Michelle called you basic

- the other week. - Not by everyone,

and I take issue with that.

Okay, by the majority then.

Step it up, mama. Come on.

I mean, they're telling you level up, level up.

And if you can't, go home.

I think she did step up in the lip sync.

She fought for her place.

You're underestimating what power she has.

If you think that she looks basic, look a little deeper.

Tayce, I think she's too cool for school.

Drag is not just about the clothes you wear.

It's about the total package.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Choriza May,

River Medway.

Ladies, I needed to see more out of that lip sync,

and I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you both

to sashay away.

Oh my god.

Music makes the drag queens come together.

Well, almost.

♪ Ooh ah, ooh ah ♪

♪ Come and put your hands on deck ♪

♪ Ooh ah, ooh ah ♪

Yeah.

But whether it's a girl band challenge,

a finale performance, or a Rusical.

Did you say Rusical, darling?

Yes, I did.

You have a great future in music theater.

Have you done music theater?

I actually hate musicals, so.

DeDeLicious, what's your favorite musical?

Never seen a musical in my entire life.

Get out.

Yes, get out.

Yes, fine, I'm a bad gay.

Get over it.

Girl, hush your mouth.

♪ Get ready for some girlies to ♪

Anyway, it's a known fact

that RuPaul's Drag Race UK has created

some of the most stunning musical moments

in the entire franchise.

Are we ready?

And a five, six, seven, eight, jazz hands.

Now, a Rusical can cause problems for anyone,

even future winners.

I'm gay. I should be able to sing and dance.

What are you struggling with?

I hate dancing.

I move like a sack of shit.

So it's vital to get the right role

and move on like a Westian pro.

Ooh, I like this role, I like this role,

I hate this role.

I'm not gonna lie.

With the correct attitude.

The Rusical is really camp, really fun.

Oh, I like this.

And the perfect audience.

It's honestly a dream to see a Rusical.

Just a reminder, tickets are non-refundable.

You'll be ready to blow the judges away.

Rats the Rusical, live.

♪ Drag attack rats ♪

♪ Scum of the night ♪

♪ Nauseating and ready to fight ♪

♪ CGI's a mess and we have human hands ♪

What the hell is going on here?

♪ No one understands ♪

RuPaul's Drag Race UK proudly presents

the world premiere of Lairy Pobbins,

the unauthorized Rusical.

♪ Instead of playing by the rules ♪

♪ It pays to be quite janky ♪

♪ The moral of the story is, let's put it very frankly ♪

♪ Just take a much loved character and make her super skanky ♪

♪ Take a much loved character and make her super skanky ♪

Live, it's the world premiere

of Pant-Oh She Better Don't, the Rusical.

♪ Still doesn't know her name ♪

We're getting married!

♪ And they'll be back next year ♪

♪ This really is the end ♪

It's the world premiere of Pop of the Tops, live.

Sorry.

But you see, they just don't have...

♪ Range ♪

- Yes! - Yay!

Yes!

♪ What a switch ♪

♪ He's so bloody lovely ♪

♪ This bitch ain't back because I never went away ♪

All right!

♪ George is back on the mic ♪

♪ I'm the heartthrob from the 80s ♪

♪ Wasn't aware that all the ladies ♪

♪ I saw a thing or two ♪

♪ Oh yeah, and it came at a price ♪

♪ Deep down, I knew that I was gay ♪

♪ , I was sent away ♪

From a West End back alley,

it's the world premiere of Peter Pansy the Rusical, live.

♪ Perhaps he's not that gay and he likes women too ♪

♪ Perhaps he likes a canine doggy style ♪

♪ Oi, back off, bitch ♪

♪ I'll send you to the pound ♪

♪ I'll munch on his ass like doggy chow ♪

♪ We just wanna shag ♪

RuPaul's Drag Race UK Versus the World

is proud to present the premiere of West End Wendys,

the Comeback.

♪ I will never make it ♪

♪ Hey, what if I got naked ♪

♪ Pollution's taking over ♪

♪ You call this a closer ♪

♪ Ugh, it's all so shameless ♪

♪ Thank God I'm rich and famous ♪

♪ Let's check into the clinic ♪

♪ 'Cause no one cares who we are ♪

It's the global premiere of Seven:

Confessions of a Drag Queen, live.

♪ I'm a Filipino diva with a confession ♪

♪ I'm a little Asian from a far away nation ♪

♪ Never heard about it ♪

♪ Now Marina better make it right ♪

♪ Like it's summertime ♪

♪ I can be a lot of danger pulled up on invasion ♪

♪ But it can take over Filipino domination ♪

♪ Manila to the world, drop it hot ♪

♪ Like it's made of ice ♪

♪ Like a sticky ride ♪

♪ You may dispute it but we can refute it ♪

♪ You ain't walked a mile in these heels ♪

When it comes to girl bands,

the UK has created some of the most iconic bops of all time.

♪ I wanna break up ♪

♪ Bye-Bye ♪

♪ Maybe I'll see you in the next life ♪

♪ Don't wanna make up, tell you why ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a superstar so let's B-R-E-A-K, break up ♪

You've officially been destroyed.

♪ Break up ♪

First, you gotta start

with a good old wholesome name.

Girls, what are we thinking about names?

I have two.

So I've got the Squirt Girls.

Wow.

Or Toothy Blowjobs.

Toothy Blowjobs?

That'll be great on the radio.

Girl, not that one.

Then come the lyrics.

♪ They kiss all the girls who say they're bloody gorgeous ♪

♪ Their face are full of filler ♪

and the egos are enormous

Yeah? Good with that?

Uh, excuse me, bitch.

And with a little help from some pop legends.

- Hello, everybody. - Oh my gosh.

Oh my god!

This is the best day of my life.

We're steps on the steps.

You can ace it in the vocal recording session.

♪ It is something you say and it's going around ♪

Whoa.

In your own unique way.

Five, six, seven, shablam.

I already ate an I had ham.

"I already ate and I had ham"

is just the dumbest fuckin'...

I'm a dose of duh.

Duh.

Duh.

Duh.

Duh.

I'm plastic.

It's just bones when I'm here to devour.

Ruling London from the hotline tower.

I get double the fee per hour.

Bones seems to be putting on some sort of accent.

Taste setter, panty wetter.

Top of the scene, there ain't much better.

Like one of the Kardashians doing a song.

"Cha."

Oh, yeah.

Ooh.

Choreography is not for everyone.

So, guys, what do you think about our choreo?

You guys look

good.

Do it in front of a mirror.

A lot.

But if you can pull it together,

then the magic happens and legends are born.

♪ Bing, bang, bong ♪

♪ Sing, sang, song ♪

♪ Ding, dang, dong ♪

♪ UK, hun ♪

Put your hands up!

Put your hands up! Put your hands up!

Let's go!

♪ UK, hun ♪

♪ Bing, bang, bong ♪

Someone do a death drop or something.

This is Pick 'n' Mix.

♪ B-D-E, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I wanna bring Big Drag Energy ♪

♪ B-D-E ♪

♪ I'm gonna bring Big Drag Energy ♪

Give it up for Queens of the Bone Age.

♪ Got to release that feeling ♪

♪ I won't stop till you come ♪

♪ I won't stop till you come ♪

♪ I won't stop till you come ♪

♪ Alive ♪

Give it up for Fierce Force Five.

♪ If you wanna defeat my hun, don't ick my yum ♪

♪ If you wanna just have some fun, don't ick my yum ♪

♪ If you wanna ♪

♪ If, if, if, if, if you wanna ♪

♪ If, if, if, if, if you wanna defeat my hun ♪

♪ Don't ick my yum ♪

♪ Fierce Force Five ♪

♪ If you wanna just have some fun, don't ick my yum ♪

♪ If you wanna ♪

♪ If, if, if, if, if you wanna ♪

♪ If, if, if, if, if you wanna defeat my hun ♪

♪ Don't ick my yum ♪

Performing "Dead or Alive,"

give it up for The Things.

♪ Baby, let's have some fun ♪

♪ Don't you run 'cause I want you, I need you ♪

♪ That's why I'm gonna keep you dead or alive ♪

♪ Dead or alive ♪

♪ Dead or alive ♪

♪ Dead or alive ♪

Oh my god.

It's the new bad girls of pop, F@llen Ang3lz.

♪ She had to chew it like there was nothing to it ♪

♪ She made it look so easy ♪

♪ Got them girls going mad, mad, mad ♪

♪ True though, she left no crumbs, she swallowed ♪

♪ They tried but they can't follow ♪

♪ Not a rumor, it's fact, fact, fact ♪

♪ She ate that ♪

♪ She ate that ♪

♪ What's for dessert ♪

♪ She ate that ♪

♪ We're gonna eat it up ♪

♪ She ate that ♪

Attention, citizens of planet Earth,

the world premiere of Living my Life in London.

♪ I'm living my life in London ♪

♪ I'm doing it right in London ♪

♪ Night after night, after night, after night ♪

♪ In London, London, London ♪

♪ I wanna take you underground ♪

♪ Under underground ♪

♪ Underground, come on ♪

♪ I wanna take you underground ♪

♪ Under underground ♪

♪ Underground, come on ♪

♪ In London ♪

Performing "I'm in Love With an Alien,"

give it up for The Warm Hole.

♪ I'm in love with an alien ♪

♪ He is my special friend and I think he's telepathic ♪

♪ Don't know where he's from ♪

♪ Don't know where he's been, but he's my alien ♪

♪ If you left me, that'd be tragic ♪

♪ Alien ♪

♪ He can abduct this ass ♪

♪ You're out of this world ♪

♪ Set phasers to stunning ♪

♪ I hear their space ship's fast ♪

♪ I want your big rocket ♪

♪ Three, two, one, blastoff ♪

Drag Race UK is a high-octane competition

where only the strongest triumph.

But Brits being Brits,

sometimes the enthusiasm levels are slightly lacking.

Another quick drag.

I walk into this workroom beat down, and then Ru's like,

"Go over there and make yourself look absolutely busted,

and then come back over here and run around like a prat."

However, with a smile and a laugh,

these UK queens know how to keep calm and carry on

being hilarious.

♪ If in doubt, titty shake it out ♪

♪ Titty shake it out, titty shake it out ♪

These are some of the top titiful moments

from across the seasons.

Hang on to your nickers, ladies.

You can have all the couture gowns in the world, honey,

but to do well on RuPaul's Drag Race,

it sure helps if you have a talent for comedy.

Ah! There it is. Of course.

What's coming on?

Are you not hungry?

Oh yeah.

Mom, are you hungry?

Yes!

Yes.

Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

♪ Warning ♪

That bitch loves tits, and I'm living for it.

Breast in show.

♪ Warning ♪

♪ Incoming ♪

♪ Eight watermelon, seven watermelon ♪

♪ Six watermelon, five watermelon ♪

♪ Four watermelon, three watermelon ♪

♪ Two, one, I'm in heaven ♪

Hey, Ru, your island breakfast is ready.

Darth Shader.

And they thought I looked low budget.

Take that thing off your mouth.

I'd like to keep it on, please.

This is an acting challenge.

We need to see your lips.

What part of that don't you understand?

♪ This is the chance for Kate Butch to take over ♪

♪ As long as there isn't another makeover ♪

♪ Alan and Graham will put me in front ♪

♪ Insert name of guest judge, you seem like a dream ♪

♪ I won't make such a mess of this hell ♪

♪ If you can't love yourself, then just blame Michelle ♪

♪ I won't leave this season so mentally ill ♪

♪ If RuPaul will pay for my therapy bill ♪

♪ Baby this time, perhaps on this occasion, possibly today ♪

♪ I won't be shoved to the side, required to hide ♪

♪ I'll show you my talents, I'll fill you with pride ♪

♪ My time I will bide, I won't step aside ♪

♪ If this goes to shit, I'll commit ♪

♪ To working even harder to impress you ♪

♪ Jazz ♪

♪ With baguettes made to measure ♪

♪ It is ribbed for your pleasure ♪

♪ Slice it right down the center ♪

♪ Mayonnaise, time to enter ♪

♪ Too much mayonnaise ♪

♪ Suzy, stop the mayonnaise ♪

♪ You ugly, ugly thing ♪

♪ It's time for dessert ♪

♪ This cream's gonna squirt ♪

♪ On this banana ♪

♪ Split ♪

Can you ever read your blooming scripts?

That ain't my script.

Yes, it is.

It clearly states that THOT's been screwing him

behind your back.

Oi!

That's my husband, you dirty old slag.

Not my THOT, you bitch.

♪ Now I'm on Drag Race with my original song ♪

♪ It works every season ♪

♪ What could go wrong ♪

♪ So let's begin with an intro to start ♪

♪ I'll say my name, give a wink and a smile ♪

♪ Flirt with the judges, I'll go the full mile ♪

♪ Now it's time for a talented dance ♪

♪ Join in now, here's your chance ♪

♪ Elbow, elbow, circle, run ♪

♪ Come on, Mama Ru, give it a try ♪

♪ I'm down for a catchy chorus ♪

♪ Original track, original track ♪

♪ O-o-o-original track ♪

As someone once said, to be a real drag queen,

it's reading that's fundamental.

This is a library.

Oh my god.

And it's about to open officially.

The library is open, and it's critically underfunded.

Support your local libraries.

I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to do this.

Baga, how many times are we gonna have to flush

to get rid of you?

The Vivienne,

proof you can polish a turd.

And Blu, in the immortal words of Madonna,

"I loathe hydrangeas."

Sorry, I don't know what came over me.

Oh, the shade, the shade.

Pangina. Okay, so RuPaul was looking

for the most beautiful, talented drag queen from Thailand.

Was she busy?

She was. She was.

And of course, the people's love, Baga Chipz.

You walked into the room as Princess Di,

but I just saw Princess Di-arrhea.

Bitch!

DeDeLicious.

Have it.

DeDisgusting.

DeDeplorable.

And hopefully soon, DeDeported.

After you've warmed up with a good read,

you're probably ready to get well and truly smashed.

Thank you very much, Ru, it's great to be here.

That's scary.

That's outrageous.

Okay, first question.

The Spice Girls have offered Michelle Visage

a spot on their tour, but here's the catch.

Michelle has to change her name to Blank Spice.

I wrote Pussy Spice.

- Pussy Spice. - And let me tell you why.

- Okay. - Let me tell you why.

I've grabbed Michelle's pussy several times.

Several times. Her pussy's great.

The only thing that was wrong with it,

it smelled a bit like Mexican food.

Dear lord.

So I had to build a wall right around it.

And let me tell you something else,

it was a big wall, huge.

Thank you, 45, thank you.

- Not a match, Lorraine. - Not a match.

- You know what they say, Ru? - What is that?

The nipples are the eyes of the face.

And you've got gorgeous nipples.

Michelle Visage's massage's new fragrance

is called, blank for she who is.

Microwave.

Because there is not a lot I cannot fit in my oven.

Not a match, but a very good answer.

Take a seat, y'all, it is Chair.

Hey, Ru, it's been so long.

You might not recognize me

since I've been re-upholstered so many times.

You know what they're starting to call it?

- What? - A Chairlift.

I sit on you all the time.

Sit on someone else's face. I'm busy.

Let's start with superstar Shirley Temple.

What's a red flag on a first date for you?

Well, if you were dating me,

that would be a red flag 'cause I'm seven.

- Seven years old. - Seven.

Yet so wise.

She's America's sweetheart.

I saved everybody from the president.

Yes, you did.

You did. You certainly did.

She won an Oscar for her role in Misery.

Welcome, Kathy Bates.

I'm your number one fan.

Are you really?

Well, I wanna know this.

Who's your favorite author?

You, Paul. Sit on my face.

Oh, how I love you so.

Thank you, Kathy Bates.

More on that later.

Up next, we have an international man of mystery.

Mike Myers is here.

Hi, Mike.

Hey, RuPaul.

You look shagadelic, baby.

Yeah. Crikey.

Yes. How's your mojo today?

My mojo's fabulous, baby.

Do you want me on all fours?

Well, maybe later.

Michelle Visage got kicked out of Primark.

She got caught blanking the mannequin.

Robin Williams, what say you?

I said, "Dry humping," RuPaul.

- Dry humping the mannequin? - Dry humping.

No, I said, "Ooh, child!"

Holy shit!

"She's dry humping everything inside, girl."

I said, "Girl!"

"It already done happened."

Perhaps after so much snatching,

you're ready for a nice roast.

Always good to get a little advice from a comedy master.

Comedy's a bit like sex.

You shouldn't really talk about it, you should just do it.

And so you get a miserable scowl off Michelle Visage.

Fuck her.

Sorry I'm late.

I've just been to Downing Street for a wee pre-swallow,

as we like to say in Belfast.

They don't call it Downing Street for nothing.

Now, one thing that I wanna say

is that I am Irish.

I'm so Northern Irish that my gender reveal

was a bomb scare.

My name is Tayce,

not Trase, Trace, Tarsi, Track and Trace.

Just Tayce, you got it?

- Yeah. - Yes.

Amazing.

Honestly, I'm gonna level with you,

I've never been in love.

I've never found a boyfriend.

Me finding a boyfriend is just as difficult

as Allie Diamond finding a RuPeter badge

in this competition.

Where is it? Where is it?

I can't find it. I can't find it.

I don't know where it is.

I'm so close, but I'm not.

Ginger Johnson.

Triple badge winner,

triple threat,

triple heart bypass.

Now, Ginger, I'm gonna tell you the truth,

and I'm not gonna sugarcoat it

because you'll probably eat that too.

Oh, and Saki Yew.

Oh, it's so nice to see you after, um,

after um...

Well, you didn't really do much, did you, really?

Apart from that shower.

The psycho.

The psycho of the drag race world, you were known as.

Oh, no.

Yes. Oh my gosh.

You know, giving you some official

La Voix merchandise for you today,

and it's a rubberized bath mat.

Amazing.

So next time when you're in the shower,

remember to wash the soap-ay away.

Now listen, I really must wrap this up,

but it's been so lovely

to spend time with my fans this afternoon,

you know?

Seven seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race UK,

plus three seasons of UK versus the World,

that's 10 winners.

See, I can do math.

The Vivienne,

Lawrence Chaney,

Krystal Versace,

Danny Beard,

Ginger Johnson,

Kyran Thrax,

Bones,

Blu Hydrangea,

Tia Kofi,

and Gawdland.

Oh my god.

Was there any secret

to them snatching those crowns?

Obviously having a ton of charisma,

uniqueness, nerve, and talent

went a long way towards them winning,

while forming friendships that warmed our hearts.

Me and Baga are having an absolute scream.

We've got our stations right next to each other.

This is gonna be a ball.

It definitely wasn't always easy

for any one of them.

We all know how I deal with choreo,

and, bitch, it's a bit of a struggle.

- Nervous? - Yeah.

- You all right? - Yeah.

It just takes me a while.

I'm just gonna make sure I destroy you,

whoever I'm lip-syncing against,

'cause I'm not going home now.

- No, you've worked too hard. - I'm seriously

not going home now.

You might have another win in the bag.

Maybe. Yeah.

Do you think that that's fair

with all the help that you got?

But each one of them stood their ground

and showed Ru what it takes to become a champion.

Thank you, Ru.

Thank you for having me here.

Donald Trump in the Snatch Game was phenomenal.

- China. - I got to tell you,

I don't believe I've ever heard anyone

do Donald Trump better, honestly.

I think that's the best I've ever heard.

Up next, Lawrence Cheney.

She came from Uranus.

We're your Dragony Nieces,

and it's time for the part of the show

where we get to the bottom of your problems.

Did you just think what I said you said?

Yes. Bottom.

I though in the challenge you were absolutely charming.

Lawrence Cheney, condragulations,

you're the winner of this week's challenge.

Krystal Versace.

Yeah?

This ain't RuPaul's dragon fruit race.

Krystal Versace.

I can't believe I've made this outfit.

I'm wearing picnic blankets, I'm wearing tent poles,

I'm wearing metal sticks.

I'm being stubbed in my ribs.

But beauty is pain and I look fab, so just deal with it.

Krystal, you were brilliant.

Thank you.

You are flawless.

Keep doing what you're doing.

Thank you.

Oh, Danny Beard.

You are an utter, utter, out and out pro,

and you alone have been worth my visit.

Looking around this room,

all these ugly, crusty-ass bitches

can't do a job as good as me,

and that is why I should take this fucking crown.

I always leave my best two teeth at home.

That way, I've got what I need

to open me tin of corn beef in the morning.

Ginger Johnson, condragulations,

you are the winner of this week's challenge.

Thank you.

Ginger Jonson.

Thank you for giving me

one of my favorite runway looks ever.

Condragulations,

you are the winner of this week's challenge.

Awesome, babe.

Hey, Liza. Hey, mama.

You remember this baby?

You remember this?

Stop it.

Yeah, spank me.

Dirty girl.

♪ He really did say, say ♪

♪ L-G-B-T-Q-I-A ♪

Love. Love.

Bones and blood.

Wow.

We are vampire bride and groom

walking into a room full of people

and making sure that everybody wants to sleep with us.

Bones, condragulations,

you are the winner of this week's challenge.

Welcome to the Karma Is A Bitch comedy roast.

Viola is an amazing talent.

She's an incredible singer.

She's a master at the violin.

And in the sewing challenge, she was a seamstress.

Oh wait, no, I wrote that wrong.

In the sewing challenge, she seemed stressed.

Bones, condragulations,

you are the winner of this week's challenge.

Oh, thank you so much.

♪ L-U ♪

♪ Baby, join the cue ♪

♪ We got one for you ♪

Bitch, you just stood on my toe.

I have Graham Norton held hostage in my Amsterdam lair.

You do?

Above a lake of boiling hot smegma.

Blu hydrangea,

condragulations, you're a winner.

Thank you so much.

Anne Boleyn, first date red flag?

Listen, I know I'm very sexy,

but thank you very much, my eyes are down here.

Thank you.

Though I can only speak from personal experience,

and the biggest red flag I've ever experienced

was a guillotine on the first date.

It was brutal.

Marina is here.

She has three badges in this competition.

Scarlet, that's this many badges.

You got it.

Tia Kofi. Hannah Conda,

condragulations, you are the top two queens of the week.

♪ British in this moment ♪

♪ On record, I'm back ♪

♪ Watch me, watch me spark tonight ♪

♪ Like superstar ♪

♪ Go louder, louder, louder ♪

♪ Till you're screaming and just make a scene ♪

That number, oh my gosh, it was so much fun.

What does it mean to you to be on this stage?

Wow, mama, this is like the dream come true moment for me,

because it means a lot for my culture,

and I'm so proud that I am now representing Thailand.

Yes, you are.

Beautifully so.

Thank you.

What can I do about some dry-ass feet?

Oh, dry-ass feet?

You gotta put it in the wet-ass pussy.

Cardi B, everybody.

Thank you, babe.

So who will the next winner be?

You'll just have to wait and see

when season eight begins very soon.

But I will leave you with this one though.

Why Drag Race,

and why now more than ever?

I came out when I was 12 and I went online.

I posted a picture of me in heels,

my classic 10-inch heels.

It was just a picture of me in them.

And I woke up the next morning

and I had about 50,000 followers just from that one picture.

Everyone who followed me

followed me to be nasty to me and that,

'cause it was like a joke.

My entire childhood was just based around fear.

I couldn't leave the house,

I didn't go to school for three years,

and I really didn't wanna be alive anymore.

I hurt myself constantly,

and I just hated who I was because people made me feel

like being so young and being so openly queer

was a bad thing.

And that's to be celebrated.

And I feel that somebody so young

can know themselves so well so quickly and so passionately,

I think that's a wonderful thing, you know?

I wish that for every young person,

to be so free in that,

and I feel so sorry that it got turned in on itself.

As much as I can be a diva, especially as a drag queen,

I am still human, and I'm gorgeous.

We know this already,

- don't we? - Yes, we do.

We know this.

You don't need to be ashamed and embarrassed

to be yourself,

and you should always live authentically.

You're a star, you're a bald star.

Look at yourself.

Oh, yes. Look at that.

I look like a complete alien.

This is a crazy, messed up, kind of dysfunctional family,

but I'm happy to be part of it.

Thanks for watching, my loves.

Cheerio.

It's been absolutely great.

It's been tremendous. Thank you.

♪ I wanna break up ♪

♪ Bye-Bye ♪

♪ Maybe I'll see you in the next life ♪

♪ Don't wanna make up ♪

♪ Tell you why ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a superstar so let's B-R-E-A-K ♪

♪ Break up ♪