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MY NAME IS STEVE SCHIRRIPA,
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AND I WANT TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT REVENGE.
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IMAGINE YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED ON
OR LIED TO.
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I PAID $8,500 IN TOTAL.
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[ Female voice ] The number you
have reached is not in service.
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AND THE NUMBER DOESN'T CONNECT.
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YOU SON OF A BITCH.
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Schirripa:
YOU'VE BEEN FLAT-OUT PLAYED.
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IT WAS DEVASTATING.
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IT WAS LIKE THE HOUSE
WAS PRETTY MUCH WIPED CLEAN.
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YES, THERE'S LOTS MISSING!
THE FURNITURE IS GONE!
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Schirripa:
NATURALLY, YOU WANT TO GET EVEN.
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WE CAN BUST HIM.NO, JESSICA.
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BUT WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND.
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THAT'S CALLED "KARMA,"
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...
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SO, WHAT'S A GIRL DO
TO GET OVER A BROKEN HEART?
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WELL, RENOVATE, OBVIOUSLY.
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BUT MICHELLE LAI,
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AN ENGINEER FOR A SAN FRANCISCO
SOFTWARE COMPANY,
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DIDN'T HAVE A TON OF MONEY,
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SO SHE TURNED TO THE INTERNET
LOOKING FOR A DEAL.
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SO, BACK IN THE SUMMER OF 2007,
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I WAS GETTING TO THE END
OF A VERY DIFFICULT BREAKUP.
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ESSENTIALLY, HE MOVED OUT.
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AND FOR ME, THAT WAS A TIME
WHEN I DECIDED TO REMODEL.
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THE RENOVATION MEANT
THAT I COULD
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START DOWN
A NEW PATH FOR MYSELF,
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AND I NEEDED A DISTRACTION.
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DEFINITELY ONE OF THE MAIN
PIECES OF THIS RENOVATION
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WAS THE KITCHEN --
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GETTING NEW COUNTERS
AND CABINETS
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AND POSSIBLY AN ISLAND.
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Schirripa: BUT THERE'S
A RIGHT WAY AND A WRONG WAY
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TO HIRE A CONTRACTOR.
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Lai: I DIDN'T DO THE SMART THING
OF ASKING FOR REFERENCES
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FROM MY CO-WORKERS.
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INSTEAD, I TURNED TO CRAIGSLIST.
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Schirripa: MICHELLE LOOKED
AT LOTS OF OPTIONS
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BEFORE SHE FINALLY FOUND
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WHO SHE THOUGHT
WAS THE PERFECT FIT.
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THIS IS THE KITCHEN.
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OKAY.
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WELL, WE WILL REPLACE
ALL OF THESE CUPBOARDS.
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THE CONTRACTOR I MET WITH
AND FINALLY DECIDED TO GO WITH
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WAS A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN.
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HE'D BEEN IN THE BUSINESS
12-PLUS YEARS
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AND HAD PHOTOS HE BROUGHT OVER
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WITH BEAUTIFUL REMODELS
HE HAD DONE.
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AND HE WAS WILLING TO WORK
WITH MY BUDGET.
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REALLY?WHY WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
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Schirripa: MICHELLE CHECKS OUT
HIS CREDENTIALS.
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HIS I.D. SAYS
THAT HE'S REGISTERED
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WITH THE CONTRACTORS
LICENSING BOARD.
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THE GUY LOOKS LEGIT, SO WHY NOT?
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SHE SIGNS A CONTRACT.
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I INITIALLY PAID HIM $2,500
AS A RETAINER.
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AND WE GO OUT, AND WE START
SHOPPING FOR KITCHEN CABINETS.
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THIS IS THE ONE
THAT YOU SAID
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YOU WOULD
LIKE TO GO WITH BEFORE.
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AND I FALL IN LOVE WITH THESE
BAMBOO KITCHEN CABINETS.
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[ Chuckling ]
IT'S WAY TOO EXPENSIVE.
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NOT FOR ME.
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HE SAYS HE CAN GET
A CONTRACTOR'S DISCOUNT.
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THAT FITS MY BUDGET.
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I PAY $6,000,
SO $8,500 IN TOTAL.
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THAT'S AWESOME.
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Schirripa: SO, AFTER POCKETING
MICHELLE'S 8,500 BUCKS,
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THE GUY PULLS A MOVE
RIGHT OUT OF LEFT FIELD.
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HE WANTED TO CELEBRATE
THE PURCHASE
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OF OUR FIRST REMODELING FIXTURE.
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WHY DON'T WE DISCUSS THE PLANS
OVER DINNER?
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AND I THOUGHT
THAT WAS A GREAT IDEA
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'CAUSE I WAS REALLY
ENTHUSIASTIC.
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I EXPECT FOR HIM
TO BRING A PIZZA OVER
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AND FOR US TO CONTINUE
TALKING OVER SOME IDEAS.
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Schirripa: BUT OUR FRIENDLY
CONTRACTOR HAS GOT OTHER PLANS.
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GOOD EVENING.
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I'M NOT LOOKING TO DATE ANYONE
AT THAT POINT.
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I WAS JUST LOOKING TO CREATE
MY SPACE.
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SORRY,
I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS.
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COME ON IN.
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I DECIDED IT'S A SMART MOVE
TO GO TO DINNER WITH HIM
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BECAUSE HE HAS $8,500
OF MY MONEY.
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HE CHOSE A RATHER ROMANTIC
RESTAURANT.
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I FELT MAYBE
HE WAS A BIT LONELY.
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I WAS VERY THANKFUL
HE DIDN'T MAKE IT
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A MORE UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION,
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BUT I DO HAVE THIS BIG
QUESTION MARK IN MY MIND
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OF WHAT TOMORROW
IS GOING TO BE LIKE.
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SO, IS THIS GUY RENOVATING
OR BUILDING A RELATIONSHIP?
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HEY, MAYBE IT'S KARMA
HELPING MICHELLE GET OVER
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THE BREAKUP
WITH HER EX-BOYFRIEND.
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ONE THING'S FOR SURE --
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HE'S GIVING HER
THE FULL-COURT PRESS.
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AND THAT SAME NIGHT...
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Lai: HE TEXTS ME,
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AND HE ASKS IF I WOULD LIKE
TO GO TO SAN DIEGO THAT WEEKEND.
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WHAT IS IN SAN DIEGO?
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HE'S REALLY MADE THIS
UNCOMFORTABLE.
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SO I DIDN'T REPLY IMMEDIATELY.
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I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
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SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
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IT'S NO LONGER JUST A
CONTRACTOR-REMODEL RELATIONSHIP.
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Schirripa: THE NEXT DAY,
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MICHELLE TRIES
TO STRAIGHTEN THINGS OUT
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BY SENDING HIM AN E-MAIL,
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SAYING SHE WANTS TO KEEP
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THEIR RELATIONSHIP
STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL.
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OKAY. HERE GOES.
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PLEASE DON'T BE MAD.
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Schirripa:
BUT A FEW DAYS LATER,
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MICHELLE STILL HASN'T HEARD
FROM THE GUY.
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I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
THE REMODEL'S GONNA GET DONE.
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I DON'T KNOW
IF I'M GONNA GET MY MONEY BACK.
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Schirripa: MICHELLE'S
"HOW TO GET OVER HER EX" THERAPY
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IS BACKFIRING.
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DID SHE JUST MAKE
ANOTHER BAD CHOICE IN MEN,
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OR DID HER E-MAIL SCARE HIM OFF?
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[ Female voice ] The number you
have reached is not in service.
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Lai: I CALLED THE NUMBER
FOR THE COMPANY
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THAT'S DIFFERENT
FROM HIS CELLPHONE NUMBER.
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IT GOES TO A CHURCH,
AS DOES THE ADDRESS.
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Schirripa: MICHELLE'S STARTING
TO GET A REAL BAD FEELING
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AND CALLS AROUND TO CHECK OUT
HER CONTRACTOR'S CREDENTIALS.
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THE CONTRACTORS LICENSE BOARD
HAS NOT CONCEPT OF WHO HE IS.
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AND MY HEART JUST SINKS.
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I KNOW I'VE BEEN SCAMMED.
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Schirripa:
SADLY, MICHELLE'S RIGHT.
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THIS TOP-NOTCH CON ARTIST
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HIT ON HER AND THEN TOOK OFF
WITH HER MONEY.
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SHE GOES TO THE COPS,
BUT WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?
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SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE
A REAL ADDRESS.
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BUT MICHELLE
WANTS HER MONEY BACK,
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SO SHE HEADS
TO SMALL CLAIMS COURT,
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WHERE SHE HITS ANOTHER WALL.
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ONE OF THE MAIN STIPULATIONS
OF A SMALL CLAIMS COURT CASE
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IS THAT YOU MUST SERVE HIM
PAPERS IN PERSON.
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SINCE I DIDN'T HAVE
ANY LOCATION FOR HIM
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OR ANY CONTACT INFORMATION,
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THERE WAS NO WAY
TO SERVE HIM PAPERS.
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AH, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
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SO, MICHELLE LAI
HAS BEEN TAKEN FOR 8,500 BUCKS
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BY A CROOKED CONTRACTOR,
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AND THEN HE PULLS A HOUDINI.
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MICHELLE
CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE.
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SIX MONTHS GO BY.
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SHE'S BACK TROLLING THE INTERNET
AND STILL STUCK
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WITH HER OLD KITCHEN.
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BUT THIS TIME, SHE'S NOT LOOKING
FOR A CONTRACTOR.
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SHE'S LOOKING FOR A DATE.
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IT WAS A BIT OF A LONELY MOMENT,
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AND I STARTED LOOKING
AT THE PERSONALS.
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Schirripa: AND THAT'S WHEN KARMA
DECIDES TO STEP UP FOR MICHELLE.
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LO AND BEHOLD, I FOUND HIM.
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AH, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
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Schirripa: THE CONTRACTOR'S GOT
A BEARD AND ANOTHER FAKE NAME,
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BUT SHE IS SURE
IT'S THE GUY WHO SCAMMED HER.
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Lai: I GOT VERY EXCITED.
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I FELT LIKE I WON THE LOTTERY.
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I'M GONNA GET YOU.
[ Chuckling ] OH.
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Schirripa:
AND MICHELLE'S GOT AN IDEA
OF HOW TO REEL THIS GUY IN.
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SHE'S GONNA CON THE CON MAN.
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Lai: "DEAR, COLIN..."
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I CREATE AN ALTER EGO,
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COME UP WITH A PERSONA
OF WHO I AM, WHAT I DO,
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WHAT I WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP.
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Schirripa: WHEN SHE'S GOT
HER FAKE PROFILE JUST RIGHT,
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SHE SENDS HIM AN E-MAIL.
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I THINK THIS IS PERFECT.
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I'M GONNA SET THIS UP
AS A BLIND DATE.
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HERE YOU GO...
YOU BASTARD.
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Schirripa: HE TAKES THE BAIT
AND AGREES TO MEET.
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FOR PROTECTION, SHE BRINGS ALONG
A TOUGH-GUY FRIEND
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TO HELP SERVE THIS SLIMEBALL
COURT PAPERS.
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I SET IT UP SO THAT WE'D MEET
AT A COFFEE SHOP,
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BUT I WILL BE MEETING WITH MAXIM
ACROSS THE STREET IN A BAR.
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WE'RE BOTH WATCHING,
HAWK-EYED, ACROSS THE STREET
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TO SEE EACH PERSON
GOING IN AND COMING OUT.
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THE ADRENALINE
JUST KEPT PUMPING.
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I JUST WAS ON PINS AND NEEDLES.
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BUT HE DOESN'T SHOW UP,
AND OF COURSE, I'M THINKING,
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"WHEN DID I GIVE IT AWAY?
DID I GIVE IT AWAY?"
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Schirripa:
MICHELLE'S CRUSHED,
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BUT, HEY,
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY --
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"YOU CAN'T CON A CON MAN."
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IT WAS TIME TO MOVE ON,
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WRITE OFF THE $8,500,
AND FORGET THIS JERK,
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EXCEPT KARMA HAD OTHER PLANS.
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TWO MONTHS LATER,
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SHE GETS A CALL FROM
THE CONTRACTOR LICENSING BOARD.
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TURNS OUT THEY'RE GETTING
MORE COMPLAINTS ABOUT THIS GUY.
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HE'S STILL OUT THERE
SCREWING MORE PEOPLE,
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AND NOW THEY WANT
MICHELLE'S HELP TO CATCH HIM.
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Lai:
I'M ASKED TO GO IN TO
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THE CONTRACTORS
LICENSE BOARD OFFICE
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AND IDENTIFY THE CONTRACTOR
OUT OF A LINEUP
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OF RANDOMLY SELECTED
DRIVER'S LICENSES.
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[ LAI CHUCKLES ]
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THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE.
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THAT GAVE
THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S OFFICE
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THE POWER TO PROSECUTE HIM
OFFICIALLY.
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I BROUGHT YOU COPIES
OF EVERYTHING HE SENT ME.
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Schirripa: AND IT WORKS.
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PRETTY SOON, MICHELLE
GETS A CALL FROM THE COPS
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WITH SOME GOOD NEWS.
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HELLO.
THIS IS MICHELLE.
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HER CON MAN'S BEEN BUSTED...
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BUT IT'S NOT ON FRAUD CHARGES.
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Lai: THE CONTRACTOR IS PICKED UP
ON DOMESTIC-VIOLENCE CHARGES.
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THIS DEFINITELY
MAKES ME REFLECT ON
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THE TIMES WHEN WE SPENT
SPEAKING ALONE TOGETHER.
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Schirripa: I HATE TO ASK,
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BUT WHAT'S THE FIRST THING
A GUY LIKE THIS IS GONNA DO?
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YOU GOT IT -- HE MAKES BAIL,
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THEN HE MAKES TRACKS
AND DISAPPEARS AGAIN.
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Lai: WHEN I FIND OUT
HE SKIPPED TOWN,
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MY HEART SINKS,
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'CAUSE THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S
OFFICE EXPLAINS
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THAT IT'S LIKELY
HE'S ESCAPED THE STATE.
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I WAS REALLY DEPRESSED AT FIRST.
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Schirripa:
AND THEN SHE GETS
REALLY
PISSED.
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SHE STILL WANTS HER MONEY BACK
AND TO PUT THIS GUY AWAY.
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SO INSTEAD OF DATING SITES,
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MICHELLE STARTS SURFING
SCAM MESSAGE BOARDS.
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SHE FOUND THIS GUY ONCE.
MAYBE SHE CAN GET LUCKY AGAIN.
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I HAPPENED ACROSS
A SCAM WEBSITE,
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AND HIS NAME IS MENTIONED
SEVERAL TIMES.
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Schirripa: YOU SEE, THE THING
ABOUT BAIL-BOND COMPANIES,
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THEY WANT THEIR MONEY BACK, TOO.
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AND THIS "CONTRACTOR"
OWES THEM $20,000.
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SO THEY'VE SENT A BADASS
BOUNTY HUNTER AFTER HIM.
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AND SINCE MICHELLE ALREADY HAS
THE GOODS ON THE GUY,
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SHE WANTS TO JOIN FORCES TO HELP
TRACK THE CONTRACTOR DOWN.
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[ RINGING ]
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LAI:
Hi. This is Michelle Lai.
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I HAVE SOME INFORMATION
ABOUT THE FUGITIVE COLIN MURPHY.
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WHAT YOU GOT?
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WHAT SHE GOT IS THE FAKE NAME
THE CONTRACTOR USED ON HER.
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WITH THAT INFORMATION,
THE BOUNTY HUNTER DISCOVERS
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THAT THE GUY STOLE THE NAME
AND I.D. FROM A FRIEND OF HIS,
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AND NOW THAT FRIEND
IS PISSED, TOO,
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AND MORE THAN HAPPY
TO RAT OUT THE CONTRACTOR.
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Lai:
THE FRIEND STARTED HELPING
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AND GIVES THE LOCATION
OF THE CONTRACTOR.
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Schirripa: THE BOUNTY HUNTER
IS ON THE MOVE,
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DRIVING ALL NIGHT
TO TRACK DOWN HIS MAN.
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THE BOUNTY HUNTER ARRIVES
AND IS STAKING OUT THE ADDRESS.
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Schirripa: IT LOOKS LIKE
THIS "CONTRACTOR'S"
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SCAMMING DAYS ARE DONE.
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THE BOUNTY HUNTER CALLS ME,
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TELLING ME
HE'S GOT THE CONTRACTOR.
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Man: HEY, MICHELLE.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
WE GOT OUR BOY
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SO I'M REALLY EXCITED.
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OH, MY GOD!
[ LAUGHS ]
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Schirripa: OUR CON MAN
WAS CHARGED AND CONVICTED
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OF A WHOLE BUNCH OF CHARGES,
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INCLUDING THE SCAM HE PULLED
ON MICHELLE.
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BUT FOR NOW,
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SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO WAIT
FOR HER MONEY.
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THE CONTRACTOR GOT FIVE YEARS.
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I WISH HE HAD GOTTEN MORE.
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THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S OFFICE
WAS REALLY IMPRESSED
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WITH ALL THE SLEUTHING I DID,
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TO THE POINT WHERE
THEY OFFERED ME A JOB.
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THIS BOGUS CONTRACTOR MESSED
WITH THE WRONG GIRL.
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Schirripa:
YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT.
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NOW, MICHELLE DIDN'T
TAKE THEM UP ON THE JOB OFFER,
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BUT AFTER SAVING SOME MORE CASH,
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SHE DID RENOVATE HER CONDO
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AND SHE GOT
A BRAND-NEW BOYFRIEND.
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NOW, THAT'S HOW KARMA
CONSTRUCTS A HAPPY ENDING.
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PRETTY NICE ANTIQUES, RIGHT?
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SO, WHAT IF THEY WERE STOLEN
FROM
YOUR
GREAT-GRANDMOTHER?
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I MEAN, I KNOW HOW I'D FEEL.
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BUT WHAT IF YOU
WERE JUST 12 YEARS OLD?
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TO GET OVER
A MOUNTAIN OF HURT LIKE THAT,
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YOU'RE GONNA NEED
A LOT OF KARMA.
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WELCOME TO FITZGERALD, GEORGIA,
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A SMALL, QUIET TOWN,
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AND THE HOME
OF JESSICA'S GREAT-GRANDMA
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WHO PASSED AWAY SEVEN YEARS AGO
BUT IS STILL SORELY MISSED.
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JESSICA SPENT A LOT OF TIME
AT MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE,
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FROM THE TIME SHE WAS BORN
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UP UNTIL
MY GRANDMOTHER'S PASSING.
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IT WAS LIKE OUR SECOND HOME.
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I HAVE LOTS OF MEMORIES
AT MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE.
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I BASICALLY GREW UP THERE.
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IT WAS REALLY NICE.
I JUST LOVED HER HOUSE.
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Schirripa: THE HOUSE WAS JESSICA
AND HER MOM'S ONLY CONNECTION
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TO THE PERSON THEY LOVED
MORE THAN ANYTHING,
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AND NOW IT'S BEEN ROBBED.
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Jessica: WELL, I WAS COMING HOME
FROM CAMP,
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AND MY MOTHER, SHE WAS CRYING.
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00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:08,000
AND SHE SAID, "SOMEBODY BROKE
INTO MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE."
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Stephanie: MY GRANDMOTHER'S
NEIGHBOR CALLED ME
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AND TOLD ME THAT THE YARDMAN
WHO CAME BY
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SAID THAT THE BACK DOOR
WAS WIDE OPEN
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AND THAT THE HOUSE
WAS JUST TOTALLY RANSACKED.
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Schirripa: RIGHT AWAY,
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STEPHANIE AND JESSICA
HIGHTAIL IT TO THE SCENE.
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SO, WE WENT DOWN TO FITZGERALD,
AND WE SEE THE DAMAGE.
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Schirripa: WHEN THEY GET THERE,
THE COPS HAVE COME AND GONE,
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00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:35,068
BUT THERE'S EVIDENCE EVERYWHERE
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THAT THE HOUSE
WAS COMPLETELY TRASHED.
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Jessica:
IT WAS DEVASTATING.
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IT WAS LIKE I WALKED THROUGH,
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LIKE, A HOUSE
THAT WAS JUST TAKEN THROUGH
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A TORNADO OR SOMETHING.
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LIKE, HER HOUSE
WAS PRETTY MUCH WIPED CLEAN.
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Stephanie:
THOSE THINGS ARE PRICELESS.
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THEY WERE DEAR
TO MY GRANDMOTHER,
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AND THEY WERE
PART OF MY HISTORY.
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JESSICA WAS JUST AS DEVASTATED
AS I WAS,
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BECAUSE WE'VE NEVER
HAD TO EXPERIENCE
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ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE.
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IT WAS SAD.
IT WAS SCARY.
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THEY JUST DESTROYED HER HOUSE,
AND I FELT KIND OF VIOLATED.
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NOW, THAT'S A TOUGH LIFE LESSON
FOR A KID,
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BUT THAT'S NOT ALL
JESSICA LEARNED.
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BREAK-AND-ENTER ISN'T,
LET'S SAY,
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THE COPS' TOP PRIORITY.
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YES, THERE'S LOTS MISSING!
THE FURNITURE IS GONE!
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SINCE NO ONE'S BEEN HURT,
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THE COPS PUT THE CASE
ON THE BACK BURNER,
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BUT TO JESSICA,
SOMETHING'S JUST NOT RIGHT.
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Jessica:
THE POLICE SAID THAT
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THERE WAS, LIKE,
NO BROKEN WINDOWS OR ANYTHING,
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AND SO THEY THOUGHT
SOMEBODY HAD A KEY.
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I KNEW THIS WAS WRONG,
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BECAUSE MY PARENTS
WERE THE ONLY ONES WITH KEYS.
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Schirripa:
SO, IT WAS RIGHT ABOUT THEN
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THAT JESSICA DECIDED TO GROW UP,
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TAKE MATTERS INTO HER OWN HANDS,
AND TRY AND SOLVE
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THE CASE OF HER GREAT-GRANDMA'S
STOLEN PROPERTY.
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YOU SEE, AS KARMA WOULD HAVE IT,
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THE SUMMER CAMP
THAT JESSICA CAME FROM
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JUST BEFORE SHE GOT THE NEWS
ABOUT THE ROBBERY,
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WAS TRAINING HER TO BE
A JUNIOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY.
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WELL, MY MOTHER FORCED ME
TO GO TO THE JUNIOR D.A. CAMP.
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00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:09,482
THE CAMP TEACHES STUDENTS
ABOUT FORENSICS AND LAW.
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DURING JESSICA'S SESSIONS,
WE HAD A FORENSIC CLASS.
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AND DURING THE CLASS,
THEY TALKED ABOUT
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FINGERPRINTS
AND GATHERING EVIDENCE
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AND THAT KIND OF THING.
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Schirripa: SO, ARMED WITH
WHAT SHE LEARNED
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AT JUNIOR D.A. CAMP,
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JESSICA LAUNCHES
HER OWN INVESTIGATION.
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00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:31,413
AND IT'S NOT TOO LONG
BEFORE OUR YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES
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UNCOVERS HER FIRST CLUE.
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Jessica: I OPEN UP THE GARAGE,
AND APPARENTLY,
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THE DOOR TO GET INTO THE HOUSE
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THROUGH THE GARAGE,
IT WAS UNLOCKED,
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00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,793
AND SO I SAID,
"THEY GOT IN THROUGH THIS WAY."
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00:16:40,793 --> 00:16:43,862
Schirripa: BUT JESSICA'S
JUST GETTING STARTED.
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Jessica: I SAW A BROKEN WINDOW,
AND I SAW A SHOPPING CART,
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00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:49,000
AND SO I BELIEVE THEY GOT ON TOP
OF A SHOPPING CART
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AND THEY WENT THROUGH
THE WINDOW.
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Schirripa:
IT LOOKS LIKE THE COPS
MISSED SOME KEY EVIDENCE,
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00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:55,827
AND FOR AN AMATEUR,
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IT LOOKS LIKE JESSICA'S GOT
A PRETTY GOOD THEORY.
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00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:02,482
I SHOWED THEM SOME FINGERPRINTS
THAT WERE AROUND THE GARAGE,
365
00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:03,931
BUT THE POLICE SAID THAT,
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00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:05,379
"OH, THIS ISN'T ENOUGH
FINGERPRINTS
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TO SEND TO THE FORENSICS LABS."
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00:17:08,379 --> 00:17:10,586
Schirripa: SOUNDS LIKE JESSICA'S
HOT ON THE TRAIL,
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00:17:10,586 --> 00:17:13,310
BUT THE POLICE STILL
AREN'T READY TO MAKE AN ARREST.
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00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:15,103
WHY?
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00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:21,724
POLICEMEN BELIEVE THAT IT'S NOT
POSSIBLE TO LOCATE DEFENDANTS
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00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:26,827
UNLESS THERE'S SOME OVERWHELMING
PIECE OF EVIDENCE.
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00:17:26,827 --> 00:17:28,724
SO, WHAT DOES JESSICA DO?
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00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:31,896
SHE KICKS HER INVESTIGATION
INTO OVERDRIVE
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00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:35,758
AND WONDERS WHAT BURGLARS WOULD
DO WITH A BUNCH OF ANTIQUES.
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00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:40,379
ON A HUNCH, SHE CHECKS OUT
A LOCAL PAWN SHOP.
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00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:42,172
Jessica:
THE ECONOMY WASN'T THE BEST,
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AND SO A PAWN SHOP, OF COURSE,
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00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,344
WILL GIVE THEM MONEY
FOR FURNITURE.
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00:17:45,344 --> 00:17:47,172
Schirripa: ONCE AGAIN,
12-YEAR-OLD JESSICA'S HUNCH
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IS RIGHT ON THE MONEY.
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THAT'S GREAT-GRAN'S STUFF,
RIGHT?
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00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:54,310
AND NOW KARMA WANTS HER
TO WRAP UP THE CASE.
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00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:56,482
IT'S LIKE, "OH, WOW, MOM.
IT'S RIGHT HERE."
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00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:57,965
THIS KID'S ON A ROLL.
386
00:17:57,965 --> 00:18:01,896
SHE'S FOUND THE STOLEN GOODS,
BUT CAN SHE COLLAR THE CROOKS?
387
00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:04,620
YOU HAVE
MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER'S STUFF.
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00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:06,344
EXCUSE ME?
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00:18:07,448 --> 00:18:11,344
TO FIND OUT MORE OF WHAT I THINK
ABOUT THESE STORIES, GO TO...
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SO, AS YOU CAN SEE,
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00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:22,034
12-YEAR-OLD JESSICA
IS A NATURAL DETECTIVE.
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00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,448
WHEN HER LATE GREAT-GRANDMA'S
HOUSE WAS ROBBED,
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SHE WANTED TO CRACK THE CASE,
394
00:18:25,862 --> 00:18:29,620
AND NOW SHE'S CLOSING IN
ON CATCHING THE CROOKS.
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00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:32,724
THESE WERE TAKEN
AT MY GREAT-GRANDMA'S HOUSE.
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00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:36,344
WE WENT TO THE MANAGER
OF THE PAWN SHOP,
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00:18:36,344 --> 00:18:39,413
AND I ASKED HIM
WHO BROUGHT THESE THINGS IN,
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00:18:39,413 --> 00:18:41,103
BECAUSE WHEN YOU GO
TO PAWN SHOPS,
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00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:43,551
YOU HAVE TO GET
PHOTOCOPIES OF YOUR I.D. TAKEN.
400
00:18:43,551 --> 00:18:44,551
THAT'S HER LAMP.
401
00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:46,068
Schirripa: BINGO.
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00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:49,379
NOT ONLY HAS JESSICA
FOUND THE FURNITURE,
403
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,413
SHE'S GOT A FACE AND AN ADDRESS
FOR ONE OF THE ROBBERS.
404
00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:54,758
THIS ADDRESS IS RIGHT AROUND
THE CORNER FROM GRANDMA'S.
405
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:58,137
THEY WERE PROBABLY AROUND 17,
AND ONE WAS 18.
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00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,448
WE CAN BUST 'EM!
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00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:02,344
NO, JESSICA,
LEAVE THAT TO THE POLICE.
408
00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:05,068
I WANTED THEM TO GO TO JAIL
BECAUSE WHAT THEY DID WAS WRONG.
409
00:19:05,068 --> 00:19:07,758
AND I WANTED
ALL OF MY FURNITURE BACK
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00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:09,482
BECAUSE IT MEANT A LOT TO ME.
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00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,068
[ RINGING ]
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00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,241
WALKER.
413
00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:13,172
DETECTIVE.
414
00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:14,965
We found the furniture.
415
00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:17,344
AND WE HAVE AN ADDRESS
OF WHO STOLE IT.
416
00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:18,793
MA'AM, WHAT'S THE ADDRESS?
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00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:21,758
AFTER I GAVE THE PHOTOCOPIES
OF THE I.D.s TO THE POLICE,
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00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:24,965
THEY SAID THAT THEY'LL TAKE THIS
INTO THEIR OWN HANDS NOW
419
00:19:24,965 --> 00:19:26,896
AND THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO
ANYTHING ELSE.
420
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:28,344
MA'AM,
DO NOT GO THERE YOURSELF.
421
00:19:28,344 --> 00:19:31,689
Yeah, we'll investigate it
from here.
422
00:19:31,689 --> 00:19:34,517
I THINK JESSICA BECAME
SOMEWHAT OF AN IRRITANT,
423
00:19:34,517 --> 00:19:38,172
BECAUSE UNLESS THERE'S
SOME REALLY OUTSTANDING EVIDENCE
424
00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:40,689
THAT POINTS CLEARLY
TO SOMEONE'S IDENTITY,
425
00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:43,275
IT'S DIFFICULT
TO TRACK THEM DOWN.
426
00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:44,724
BUT JESSICA DID IT.
427
00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:46,689
Thank you kindly.
428
00:19:46,689 --> 00:19:48,344
Schirripa:
BUT DID THE REAL SHERLOCK HOLMES
429
00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:50,758
EVER LEAVE IT TO THE COPS
AFTER HE FOUND THE BAD GUYS?
430
00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:54,448
WELL, NEITHER DID JESSICA.
431
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:56,862
SO, MY MOTHER AND I
DECIDED TO GO SHOPPING,
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00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,689
AND WE REALIZED THAT WE WERE
NEAR ONE OF THE STREETS
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00:19:59,689 --> 00:20:01,413
WHERE ONE OF THE BURGLARS LIVED.
434
00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:02,586
HEY, MOM, THAT'S HIM!
435
00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:04,275
ARE YOU SURE?
436
00:20:04,275 --> 00:20:05,137
YES!
437
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,034
AND WE SAW HIM
438
00:20:07,034 --> 00:20:09,689
AND A WOMAN WHO COULD BE
HIS MOTHER NEXT TO HIM.
439
00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:13,310
WE CAN FIND OUT IF HE REALLY
BROKE INTO THE HOUSE OR NOT.
440
00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:16,000
I WASN'T REALLY NERVOUS
TO APPROACH HIM.
441
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,413
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
442
00:20:17,413 --> 00:20:19,689
"HE'LL PROBABLY TELL ME
MORE THINGS
443
00:20:19,689 --> 00:20:21,068
THAN HE WOULD THE POLICE."
444
00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:22,482
HEY, DO YOU LIVE HERE?
445
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,931
YEAH, WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
446
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:27,137
DO YOU KNOW NUMBER TWO
GLENN HERON AVENUE?
447
00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:28,758
UH, NO.
448
00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:30,206
I THINK YOU DO.
449
00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:31,862
'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE YOU STOLE
MY GREAT-GRANDMA'S STUFF.
450
00:20:31,862 --> 00:20:33,482
Stephanie:
AND HE'S LIKE, "NO."
451
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,965
SHE'S LIKE,
"THE HOUSE THAT YOU BROKE INTO.
452
00:20:35,965 --> 00:20:39,068
THE POLICE HAVE YOUR I.D.s."
453
00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:41,758
HE GAVE IN, AND HE SAID,
"I BROKE IN."
454
00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:44,517
Schirripa:
JESSICA GOT THE PERP TO CONFESS,
455
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:48,137
AND IN FRONT OF HIS MOTHER.
456
00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:50,482
HIS MOTHER DID GIVE HIM
A HARD TIME AND, YOU KNOW,
457
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,482
TELLING HIM, "BE A BETTER MAN.
458
00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:54,758
BE A POSITIVE INFLUENCE
IN SOCIETY."
459
00:20:54,758 --> 00:20:58,103
Schirripa: FINALLY,
THANKS TO JESSICA'S EVIDENCE,
460
00:20:58,103 --> 00:21:02,896
THE COPS CAN MOP UP THE CASE
AND ARREST THE TWO SUSPECTS.
461
00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:04,827
Jessica:
YES, MOTHER KNOWS BEST.
462
00:21:04,827 --> 00:21:07,448
BECAUSE GOING TO THE CAMP,
I LEARNED SO MANY THINGS,
463
00:21:07,448 --> 00:21:08,896
AND IF IT WASN'T FOR MY MOM,
464
00:21:08,896 --> 00:21:11,172
I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE
HELPED THE POLICE CAPTURE
465
00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:13,689
THE TWO GUYS WHO BROKE INTO
MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE.
466
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,724
Stephanie:
WHEN I SIGNED HER UP FOR IT,
467
00:21:15,724 --> 00:21:20,344
I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT
WAS GONNA LEAD TO CRIME SOLVING.
468
00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:22,413
I BET THOSE CROOKS
NEVER HAD A CLUE
469
00:21:22,413 --> 00:21:24,862
THEY'D BE TAKEN DOWN
BY A KID LIKE JESSICA.
470
00:21:24,862 --> 00:21:26,655
AND RIGHT NOW,
I'M PRETTY SURE
471
00:21:26,655 --> 00:21:29,172
THEY'RE STILL
SHAKING THEIR HEADS AND SAYING,
472
00:21:29,172 --> 00:21:32,034
"MAN, KARMA'S A BITCH."
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