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MY NAME IS STEVE SCHIRRIPA,

AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT REVENGE.

YOU GET CHEATED ON, LIED TO, YOU'VE BEEN PLAYED.

YOU WANT TO GET EVEN...

I WAS SO NAIVE.

I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS MAN HATED ME.

THINGS BUILT UP TO A POINT WHERE SHE KIND OF EXPLODED.

PUT A BULLET IN IT.[ GUNSHOT ]

HOLY CRAP. THIS IS CRAZY.

[ GUN COCKS ]

...BECAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND DOES COME AROUND.

IT'S CALLED KARMA, AND THERE'S A SAYING...

--Captions by VITAC-- www.vitac.com

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

SANTA CRUZ, CALIFORNIA --

YOU CAN MAKE A GOOD CASE THAT IT'S HEAVEN ON EARTH.

KAIRA COULD WORK ANYWHERE.

SHE'S AN EXPERT IN ONLINE MARKETING.

HER IVY LEAGUE BRAINS HAVE MADE HER A LOT OF MONEY,

BUT BOOK SMARTS

HAVEN'T TRANSLATED INTO PERSONAL HAPPINESS.

I WAS LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP,

LONG-TERM, AND MARRIAGE.

Schirripa: SO IN 2002,

KAIRA USES HER INTERNET SAVVY TO FIND HERSELF A GUY.

I REALLY WAS READY TO SETTLE DOWN AND HAVE KIDS.

Schirripa: WHO SHE FINDS IS ROBERT WALKER.

KAIRA THINKS SHE'S SINGLED OUT

A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH ONLINE WORLD.

Kaira: HE BROUGHT ME FLOWERS,

AND NO ONE HAD EVER DONE THAT BEFORE

ON A FIRST DATE -- BROUGHT ME FLOWERS,

AND, SO, I WAS JUST INSTANTLY CHARMED BY THAT.

Schirripa: LITTLE THINGS COUNT, BUT SO DO BIG ONES.

WALKER'S GOOD-LOOKING AND RICH.

HE SAID HE WAS ENTREPRENEURIAL,

AND IT SEEMED LIKE HE WAS VERY SUCCESSFUL.

Schirripa: WITHIN TWO MONTHS,

KAIRA IS SPORTING A BEAUTIFUL BIG DIAMOND OF HER OWN.

Kaira: I THOUGHT I WAS MEETING THE MAN OF MY DREAMS.

THERE'S A LOT KAIRA DOESN'T KNOW

ABOUT THE MAN SHE PLANS TO MARRY.

SHE MIGHT SPEAK THREE LANGUAGES,

BUT IN MODERN COURTSHIP, YOU NEED STREET SMARTS,

AND THAT'S SOMETHING SHE JUST DOESN'T HAVE.

KAIRA IS AS TRUSTING AS A LAMB,

AND ROBERT WALKER -- WELL, HE HAS A TASTE FOR LAMB,

ESPECIALLY GARNISHED WITH A GOOD INCOME.

AS QUICK AS HE CAN, HE SHEPHERDS HER DOWN THE AISLE.

ON HER WEDDING DAY, KAIRA'S OVER THE MOON.

HER NEW HUSBAND IS EVERYTHING SHE'S EVER DREAMED OF.

WHEN ROBERT'S BIG INVESTMENTS PAY OFF,

LIVING IN PARADISE WILL JUST GET SWEETER.

BUT UNTIL THEY DO, KAIRA'S FOOTING THE BILL.

SO THE $40,000 HONEYMOON? SHE PICKS UP THE TAB.

HOUSEHOLD EXPENSES? KAIRA COVERS THEM.

THEY LIVE IN KAIRA'S HOUSE.

BUT ROBERT IS DOING HIS PART.

HE'S MANAGING HIS BIG STOCK PORTFOLIO.

HE EVEN OFFERS KAIRA A CHANCE TO BUY INTO THE ACTION.

SHE TAKES A LOAN ON HER HOUSE TO SECURE AN EVEN BRIGHTER FUTURE.

Kaira: HE WOULD ALWAYS SAY "THE MONEY'S COMING IN.

THE MONEY'S COMING IN. I'VE GOT SOMETHING PLANNED."

Schirripa: BUT THERE'S NO CASH FLOWING IN,

AND WHAT'S GOING OUT IS A CASCADE.

SOMETHING WAS REALLY NOT RIGHT HERE.

I STARTED TO SUSPECT SOMETHING.

Schirripa: EVEN A BRAINIAC LIKE KAIRA

CAN LEARN TO READ THE WRITING ON THE WALL.

Kaira: I REALIZED THAT HE WAS HIDING A LOT FROM ME

AND THAT HE WAS LYING -- THAT HE WAS A LIAR.

Schirripa: LYING IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

KAIRA FINDS DRAWERS FILLED WITH FAKE I.D.s,

FORGED BIRTH CERTIFICATES, AND FALSE SOCIAL SECURITY CARDS,

AND SHE QUICKLY UNDERSTANDS THAT HER HUSBAND IS NO INVESTOR.

HE'S A CRIMINAL AND A SCAM ARTIST.

SHE'S GOT TO GET OUT TO SAVE HER OWN FINANCIAL LIFE,

BUT LUCKILY, SHE STILL HAS

THAT BIG DIAMOND RING ROBERT GAVE HER.

I DISCOVERED MY WEDDING RING WAS FAKE.

Schirripa: THE DIAMOND'S CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY

IS AS GENUINE AS ROBERT'S LOVE.

THE HARDEST THING FOR MY MIND TO WRAP AROUND

WAS NOT JUST THAT THIS MAN DIDN'T LOVE ME,

BUT THIS MAN HATED ME.

Schirripa: KAIRA FILES FOR DIVORCE.

SHE MIGHT BE READY TO MOVE ON,

BUT WALKER'S STILL DEEPLY INVOLVED WITH KAIRA'S MONEY.

Matheson: WHEN MR. WALKER WANTED TO RENT THIS APARTMENT,

HE EITHER DIDN'T HAVE GOOD CREDIT,

OR THEY REJECTED HIM IN HIS OWN NAME.

SO THEN HE USES KAIRA'S CREDIT TO GET THE APARTMENT.

Schirripa: BY RENTING OUT AN APARTMENT USING KAIRA'S NAME AND CREDIT,

WALKER'S COMMITTED A CRIME -- IDENTITY THEFT.

KAIRA'S BEEN CONNED BY THE MAN SHE LOVES.

SHE'S HUMILIATED, SHE'S IN DEBT,

AND THE NIGHTMARE GOES ON AND ON.

BUT WHEN KAIRA DEMANDS HE BE TAKEN OFF THE STREETS,

SHE'S IGNORED.

LOOK, IT'S EASY TO IGNORE

THE COMPLAINTS OF AN ANGRY WOMAN.

WALKER OWES HIS CAREER TO THAT UNFORTUNATE FACT.

BUT WALKER'S LUCK IS ABOUT TO CHANGE,

AND, FOR NOW, LET'S JUST SAY THAT KARMA PLAYS A ROLE.

KAIRA THOUGHT SHE'D FOUND THE PERFECT MAN

TO SHARE HER SLICE OF HEAVEN.

BUT HE'S NOW AN EX-HUSBAND, AND, WHAT'S WORSE,

SHE'S DISCOVERED THAT HE'S A FINANCIAL VAMPIRE

WHO WON'T STOP SUCKING UP HER MONEY.

KAIRA'S 100 GRAND IN DEBT.

WHILE SHE'S DIGGING OUT OF

THE EMOTIONAL AND FINANCIAL HOLE ROBERT WALKER PUT HER IN,

SHE TRUSTS HER LOCAL PROSECUTORS WILL BRING HIM TO JUSTICE.

BUT TO HER ASTONISHMENT, THE AUTHORITIES SEEM IN NO RUSH.

I WAS CALLING MULTIPLE PEOPLE, MULTIPLE A DAY.

I WAS CALLING PROBATION OFFICERS,

I WAS CALLING THE CASE WORKER,

I WAS CALLING THE POLICE DEPARTMENT,

I WAS CALLING THE D.A.'s OFFICE.

Schirripa: THERE'S A WARRANT OUT,

BUT THE COPS DON'T GET AROUND TO PICKING WALKER UP FOR MONTHS.

AND I SAID, "ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I CANNOT SPEAK TO

OR LEAVE A MESSAGE FOR THE D.A.?"

YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.

Schirripa: KAIRA NOW FEELS DOUBLY BETRAYED --

FIRST BY WALKER, AND AGAIN BY A LEGAL SYSTEM

THAT JUST LETS HIM OUT ON PROBATION.

WALKER MOVES UP TO SAN FRANCISCO AND SETS HIS HOOKS INTO

ANOTHER TRUSTING WOMAN WITH A HEALTHY BANK ACCOUNT --

COOKING TEACHER MALIA CHANG.

MAKE THAT THE NEW MRS. ROBERT WALKER.

WITH HIS SECOND WIFE MALIA'S MONEY,

HE'S LIVING THE HIGH LIFE OFF OF HER.

I'M SURE YOU FIGURED OUT THE PATTERN HERE,

SO I'LL SPARE YOU THE DETAILS.

WALKER FLEECES MALIA JUST AS HE DID THAT LITTLE LAMB KAIRA.

IT'S NOT LONG BEFORE MALIA IS BROKE, ALONE, AND ANGRY.

LIKE KAIRA, MALIA'S LOST TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.

UNLIKE KAIRA, MALIA HAS SOMEONE TO REACH OUT TO.

Kaira: MALIA ENDS UP CALLING ME.

SHE WAS VERY MUCH HOW I WAS AT FIRST -- VERY FRIGHTENED.

Schirripa: KAIRA TELLS MALIA

NOT TO EXPECT ANY HELP FROM THE COPS OR COURTS.

THAT UPSET ME THAT HE WOULD GO AND VICTIMIZE OTHER PEOPLE.

I WANTED TO STOP THAT. THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

Schirripa: KAIRA AND MALIA SOON CONCLUDE

THAT IF ROBERT WALKER IS EVER GONNA FACE JUSTICE,

THEY'LL HAVE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

THEY'RE NOT DETECTIVES, BUT THEY ARE BRIGHT

AND WAY MORE MOTIVATED THAN CALIFORNIA'S LAWMEN,

SO KAIRA AND MALIA GO TO THE FILES

THAT WALKER LEFT BEHIND WHEN THEY THREW HIM OUT.

WE WERE SHARING INFORMATION AND HELPING BUILD OUR CASE.

Schirripa: THEY FIND TREASURE TROVES OF EVIDENCE --

A PAPER TRAIL THAT PROVED ROBERT WALKER

IS A FORGER, AN IDENTITY THIEF, AND A CON MAN.

IT'S ALL THERE.

PUTTING IT TOGETHER TAKES WEEKS, BUT WHEN THEY'RE DONE,

THE UNLIKELY PAIR OF DETECTIVE EX-WIVES PRESENTS THE COPS

WITH ROBERT WALKER'S CRIMINAL CAREER ON A PLATE.

AND THERE'S NOTHING AN OVERWORKED PROSECUTOR LIKES MORE

THAN THE FREE MEAL OF AN OPEN-AND-SHUT CASE.

KAIRA AND MALIA BRING THE EVIDENCE TO THE POLICE.

THERE'S ENOUGH TO PUT WALKER BEHIND BARS --

IF ONLY THEY CAN FIND HIM.

HE'S VIOLATED HIS PROBATION, SO HE'S LAYING LOW.

WELL, WALKER'S USED TO HAVING HIS WAY WITH WOMEN --

HE AND MALIA ARE STILL LEGALLY MARRIED --

AND HE'S ARROGANT ENOUGH TO THINK SHE MAY WANT HIM BACK.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

SO WHEN HE CALLS HER UP,

MALIA ACTS ALL THRILLED AND PROPOSES A RENDEZVOUS.

WE WERE VERY MOTIVATED TO GET HIM ARRESTED AT THIS POINT

'CAUSE IT WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, "THIS IS ENOUGH.

ENOUGH'S ENOUGH."

Schirripa: OFF WITH THE GUMSHOES, ON WITH THE STILETTOS.

THE IDEA WAS TO GET HIM INTO SAN FRANCISCO

TO GET HIM ARRESTED.

Schirripa: EVEN WITH A COUPLE OF UNDERCOVER COPS AS SHADOWS,

MALIA'S SWEATING BULLETS.

Kaira: SHE'S VERY HESITANT. SHE'S VERY SCARED.

Schirripa: CON MAN WALKER HAS NO IDEA HE'S BEING HOODWINKED,

LURED INTO A HONEY TRAP, AND TAKEN DOWN BY HIS EX-WIFE.

Kaira: THIS FELT GREAT.

AFTER SPENDING A YEAR AND A HALF

FEELING LIKE IT WASN'T TAKEN SERIOUSLY ENOUGH,

THAT HE WASN'T BAD ENOUGH TO BE ARRESTED,

FINALLY, IT FEELS LIKE "WOW, THERE'S SOME JUSTICE."

Schirripa: WALKER IS TRIED AND FOUND GUILTY OF IDENTITY THEFT AND FORGERY.

DESPITE THEIR 100% SUCCESS RECORD,

KAIRA AND MALIA DECIDE NOT TO OPEN THE DETECTIVE EXES AGENCY.

KAIRA IS WORKING ON A BOOK

ABOUT HER UNEXPECTED LIFE AS A CRIME STOPPER.

MALIA JUST WENT BACK TO HER NORMAL LIFE.

BUT THEY'RE BOTH JUSTLY PROUD OF HOW THEY CARRIED THE TORCH

FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, KARMA, AND AMERICAN EX-WIVES.

[ SIRENS WAILING ]

BELIEVE IN KARMA? ABSOLUTELY.

SO, NOW, HAVE YOU EVER HELPED KARMA ALONG?

SOMEONE SCREWED YOU OVER AND YOU SCREW THEM OVER BACK --

HAVE YOU EVER DONE THAT?

SWEETLY AND SILENTLY.

HAVE YOU EVER DONE SOME TYPE OF REVENGE,

GET-BACK ON SOMEONE?OH, I'M DOING IT NOW.

WELL, TELL ME. OH, I CAN'T.

I WOULD NEVER WANT TO MESS WITH YOU.

THANK YOU.

SO WHAT IF THE INJUSTICE IN YOUR LIFE

ISN'T A CRIME-BLOTTER KIND OF THING?

WHAT IF SOME SCHMUCK

HAS JUST STOMPED ON YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS?

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO A WOMAN NAMED SIM LAWRENCE,

AND HERE IS WHAT SHE DID.

SIM LAWRENCE HAS THE PERFECT LIFE --

SUCCESSFUL HUSBAND, HE'S A BIG-TIME DOCTOR,

SOME BEAUTIFUL KIDS, A PALACE OF A HOUSE.

BUT THEN SHE DISCOVERS

THAT THE BIG DOCTOR HAS A LITTLE PROBLEM.

HE'S OBSESSED WITH HIS SECRETARY.

HE'S BEEN STALKING HER.

THE HOSPITAL GIVES THE DOCTOR A SLAP ON THE WRIST,

BUT SIM GIVES HIM THE BOOT.

HER PERFECT LIFE IS IN RUINS.

HER HAPPY HOME GOES UP FOR SALE.

WHAT TO DO NOW?

HOW ABOUT AN EVEN BETTER DREAM?

HOW ABOUT A NEW LIFE AS A POP STAR?

WITH HER WOUNDED HEART AS HER MUSE,

SIM HAS NO SHORTAGE OF MATERIAL

TO INSPIRE HER SONGWRITING TALENT.

SHE CALLS HER ALBUM "SCANDAL"

AND GIVES HUBBY A PUBLIC SHAMING HE RICHLY DESERVES.

[ CHEERING AND CHANTING ]

SO ROBERT WALKER'S GOT GOOD REASON

TO BE AFRAID OF SMART WOMEN,

AND SIM LAWRENCE'S EX HAS GOOD REASON

TO GET A LITTLE QUEASY EVERY TIME HE COMES NEAR A RADIO.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY STRIKES FEAR

INTO THE HEARTS OF MOST GROWNUPS?

TEENAGERS.

STICK AROUND.

[ GUNSHOT ]

AS A PARENT, ONE THING I DON'T LOOK FORWARD TO

IS THE KIND OF MOVIES THAT COME OUT FOR TEENS IN THE SUMMER.

SUMMER NIGHTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BEAUTIFUL,

NOT FILLED WITH SCREAMS AND NIGHTMARES.

BUT FOR PARENTS, THERE'S SOMETHING WAY SCARIER

THAN ZOMBIES OR VAMPIRES -- TEENAGERS WITH COMPUTERS.

WELL, I HEARD A STORY ABOUT A GUY

WHO DECIDED HIS TOWN WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR HIMSELF,

HIS DAUGHTER, AND HER COMPUTER.

KARMIC JUSTICE OR GUN-CRAZY YAHOO?

WELL, WE TRACKED HIM DOWN SO YOU COULD DECIDE.

ALBEMARLE, NORTH CAROLINA --

IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO RAISE A FAMILY.

TAKE THE JORDANS, FOR EXAMPLE. THEY'RE TYPICAL.

THERE'S TOMMY -- HE RUNS A LITTLE I.T. BUSINESS --

HIS WIFE, AMY, AND TEENAGE DAUGHTER HANNAH.

HANNAH'S AN ESPECIALLY TYPICAL 15-YEAR-OLD.

SHE KNOWS HER PARENTS CAN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND HER.

THE HARDEST PART ABOUT BEING A TEENAGER

IS EVERYONE PUTTING EVERYTHING ON YOU

AND NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.

Schirripa: HANNAH'S STEP-MOM, AMY, IS A VET FOR LARGE ANIMALS.

IT'S EASIER -- IT'S MUCH EASIER TO GELD A 1,000-POUND HORSE

THAN IT IS TO RAISE A TEENAGER.

Schirripa: LIKE A LOT OF HER FRIENDS,

HANNAH SPENDS MOST OF HER TIME ON FACEBOOK

AND AVOIDS DOING HER CHORES,

BUT THERE'S NO ROOM FOR SLACKING AT THE JORDAN HOUSE.

IF THE DISHWASHER'S FULL, EMPTY IT.

SWEEP THE LIVING ROOM AND KITCHEN FLOORS,

WIPE THE COUNTERTOPS DOWN AND THE BAR IF THERE'S CRUMBS

OR DRINK RESIDUE OR COFFEE STAINS, WHATEVER.

JUST CLEAN UP THE KITCHEN.

THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.

Schirripa: MAYBE TO HER DAD,

BUT HANNAH IS TICKING AWAY LIKE A TIME BOMB.

THINGS BUILT UP TO A POINT WHERE SHE KIND OF EXPLODED.

I JUST HAD A REALLY BAD DAY, AND I JUST BLEW UP.

Tommy: SHE SNAPPED.

BEFORE WE ALL ENTERED CYBERSPACE,

A GIRL LIKE HANNAH WOULD HAVE BLOWN OFF STEAM TO HER FRIENDS,

AND, LIKE VAPOR, THOSE HOT WORDS WOULD JUST DISAPPEAR.

THESE DAYS ON FACEBOOK, NOTHING GOES AWAY EVER.

GOOD THING PRIVACY SETTINGS KEEP OUT YOUR PARENTS

SO IT'S JUST BETWEEN YOU, YOUR FRIENDS, AND THE DOG.

THE DOG? YEP.

MODERN PETS ARE ONLINE, TOO, AND ROVER --

WELL, PRIVACY REALLY ISN'T A DOG THING.

[ BARKING ]

SO EVEN THOUGH HANNAH'S BLOCKED HER PARENTS

FROM READING HER POSTS,

BONNIE THE DOG IS ONE OF HER MANY ONLINE FRIENDS.

Tommy: I HAPPENED TO BE GLANCING AT THE DOG'S FACEBOOK PROFILE,

ON THE DOG'S WALL, AND WENT, "WHAT'S THAT POST FOR?"

SO THEN I WENT TO HER PAGE AND WENT, "OH, LOOK.

[ CHUCKLES ] WOW. OKAY."

Schirripa: TOMMY IS STUNNED.

I SAT THERE IN SHOCKED SILENCE FOR A FEW MINUTES.

I WAS UPSET. I WAS HURT. I WAS DISAPPOINTED.

Schirripa: SO JUST WHAT DID HANNAH POST?

TOMMY GETS OUT THE VIDEO CAMERA AND READS HIS DAUGHTER'S RANT.

[ BEEP ]

"TO MY PARENTS, I'M NOT YOUR DAMN SLAVE.

"IT'S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY TO CLEAN UP YOUR [BLEEP]

"I'M TIRED OF PICKING UP AFTER YOU.

"I'M TIRED OF THIS [BLEEP]

"I'M GONNA HATE TO SEE THE DAY

"WHEN YOU GET TOO OLD TO WIPE YOUR [BLEEP]

"AND YOU CALL ME ASKING FOR HELP.

I WON'T BE THERE."

MY CHILD HAD JUST GONE ON THE NET PUBLICLY

AND MADE HERSELF LOOK BAD,

MADE US LOOK BAD, MADE OTHER PEOPLE LOOK BAD.

Schirripa: SO HOW DOES TOMMY HANDLE THIS MUTINY ON HIS TIGHTLY RUN SHIP?

KID, YOU GOT IT EASY -- WAY EASY.

IT'S ABOUT TO GET HARDER.

IT'S ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT HARDER TODAY,

AND I'M GONNA PUT A STOP TO IT RIGHT NOW.

THAT RIGHT THERE IS YOUR LAPTOP.

YOU SEE IT'S OUT HERE ON THE GROUND.

THIS RIGHT HERE IS MY .45.

THAT WAS THE FIRST ROUND.

Schirripa: THE REVENGE IMMEDIATELY TASTES SWEET.

DUMPING AN ENTIRE CLIP INTO IT --

IT'S VERY CATHARTIC. [ CHUCKLES ]

NOW I'M OUT.

HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED YOUR LITTLE FIASCO ON FACEBOOK.

HOPE IT WAS WORTH ALL THIS.

Schirripa: TOMMY POSTS HIS VIDEO TO HANNAH'S FACEBOOK PAGE.

THE PUT-UPON TEEN CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT SHE'S SEEING.

"SHOT MY LAPTOP. [ CHUCKLES ]

YOU ACTUALLY SHOT MY LAPTOP. ARE YOU CRAZY?"

[ GUNSHOT ]

FATHER GOT THE LAPTOP AND SHOT IT NINE TIMES.

YEAH.

THINK HE'S A LITTLE EXTREME, OR HE DID THE RIGHT THING?

IF YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT IT ONCE, MAY AS WELL SHOOT IT NINE TIMES.

[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY.[ CHUCKLES ]

EXTREME OR NOT EXTREME?NOT EXTREME.

YOU WOULD DO THAT?WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THAT --

MY DAUGHTER BROKE SOMETHING OF MINE,

SO I SMASHED SOMETHING OF HERS.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT?

THEN NEXT TIME, THEY DON'T DO THAT.

HE ALLOWED HER TO GET TO A POINT

THAT SHE FELT THAT SHE COULD BE DISRESPECTFUL TO HIM.

HE WAITED TOO LONG

TO NIP THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR IN THE BUTT.

SO HE SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING SOONER,

AND HE WOULD HAVE NEVER GOT TO THAT.

WAY SOONER.

TOMMY JORDAN HAS JUST SERVED UP SOME PARENTAL PAYBACK

NORTH CAROLINA-STYLE.

BUT IF HE THINKS THAT'S THE END OF IT,

HE'S IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE.

I WENT ON YouTube AND WENT, "HOLY CRAP."

Schirripa: TOMMY JORDAN'S DAUGHTER, HANNAH,

MADE A BIG MISTAKE WHEN SHE THOUGHT

ONLY HER PALS WOULD READ A LITTLE TANTRUM

ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE HATED DOING CHORES.

BUT NOW HER DAD'S POSTED A VIDEO OF HIM SENDING HER LAPTOP

TO WHATEVER HEAVEN THERE MIGHT BE FOR DEAD ELECTRONICS.

AND HE THINKS ONLY A SMALL CIRCLE OF FRIENDS

WILL EVER SEE IT?

LISTEN, HANNAH MIGHT BE A TEENAGER,

BUT IT SEEMS LIKE TOMMY WAS BORN YESTERDAY.

I WENT ON YouTube AND WENT, "HOLY CRAP."

2 MILLION VIEWS ON YouTube IN A COUPLE HOURS.

TV SHOWS, NBC, ABC, "DR. PHIL," "INSIDE EDITION" --

EVERYBODY'S CALLING.

Tommy: THE VIDEO WENT NUTS.

Schirripa: AND TOMMY'S OWN WORDS WOULD COME BACK TO HAUNT HIM.

HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED YOUR LITTLE FIASCO ON FACEBOOK.

HOPE IT WAS WORTH ALL THIS.

IF I'D HAD THE FORESIGHT TO KNOW

35 MILLION PEOPLE WERE GOING TO SEE MY CHILD'S PUNISHMENT,

I WOULD'VE HANDLED IT DIFFERENTLY.

Schirripa: HE WAS TRYING TO TEACH HIS DAUGHTER

A LESSON ABOUT NOT RANTING IN PUBLIC,

BUT IT TURNS OUT HE WAS THE ONE WHO GOT SCHOOLED.

IT WAS DEFINITELY KARMA.

Schirripa: BUT THIS TIME,

KARMA MAKES SURE ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.

Hannah: EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED SINCE THEN HAS BEEN GOOD.

ME AND MY DAD HAVE A BETTER RELATIONSHIP.

WE TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING.

SHE MADE A SIMPLE MISTAKE, YOU KNOW?

THAT'S IT. I HAVE A GREAT KID.

I HAVE A WONDERFUL DAUGHTER.

SHE HAD A REALLY BAD DAY.

I'M PROUD OF MY DAD.

HAVE A GOOD DAY, Y'ALL.

THE JORDANS SAY IT GOES TO SHOW THAT KARMA CAN FORGIVE TEENS

AND GROWNUPS ALIKE FOR THROWING THE ODD TANTRUM.

IT'S ALL THE QUESTION OF INTENTIONS.

KARMA'S JOB IS TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU DESERVE.

SO IF YOU SET OUT TO HURT PEOPLE,

YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK

'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT THE HARD WAY

THAT KARMA -- SHE CAN BE A REAL BITCH.