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MY NAME IS STEVE SCHIRRIPA,

AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT REVENGE.

YOU GET CHEATED ON...

LIED TO.

YOU'VE BEEN PLAYED.

YOU WANT TO GET EVEN.

ALL HIS PROMISES WERE THE SAME TO EACH WOMAN.

Sewell: "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GROW OLD TOGETHER."

Zober: "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON.

HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH MY HUSBAND?"

REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD.

BECAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND DOES COME AROUND.

IT'S CALLED "KARMA," AND THERE'S A SAYING...

--Captions by VITAC-- www.vitac.com

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

IT WAS ABSOLUTELY LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.

Schirripa: OUR FIRST TALE OF REVENGE

TAKES PLACE IN BEAVERTON, OREGON.

IT STARTS OUT AS A LOVE STORY

WHEN ELLE ZOBER MEETS HER HEARTTHROB.

Zober: WE MET AT A HOUSE PARTY,

SO WE SAT ON A PORCH AND WATCHED THE STARS FALL

AND HAD OUR FIRST KISS.

THEN THE NEXT NIGHT, WE HAD OUR FIRST DATE,

AND WE GOT MARRIED THREE WEEKS LATER.

Schirripa: THREE WEEKS?

OKAY, IT'S FAST.

BUT WHEN YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.

WE JUST KIND OF, LIKE, FIT TOGETHER.

AND I WAS HAPPY.

I WAS VERY HAPPY.

I WOULD JUST LAY AND LOOK IN HIS EYES FOR HOURS,

AND I JUST ADORED HIM.

AND THEN WHEN WE HAD CHILDREN,

IT WAS LIKE, "OH, I CAN LOVE YOU, LIKE, EVEN MORE."

Schirripa: WHAT A DREAMBOAT.

EVEN HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW LIKES HIM.

DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

MEET ELLE'S MOM.

I THOUGHT WE WERE VERY CLOSE.

I LOVED HIM AS MUCH AS MY OWN CHILDREN.

I SAW HIM ALMOST DAILY,

AND IT LOOKED TO ME LIKE THEY WERE VERY HAPPY.

Zober: I WAS SUPPORTIVE OF HIS WORK.

HE WAS SUPPORTIVE OF MY WORK.

Schirripa: ONE THING GREAT ABOUT BEING SOUL MATES

IS HOW YOU'RE COMPLETELY IN TUNE.

YOU CAN FINISH EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES.

SO WHEN HUBBY SUDDENLY STARTS SENDING TEXTS IN A NEW LANGUAGE,

IT'S A GIVEAWAY HE'S UP TO SOMETHING.

Zober: ALL OF A SUDDEN, WHEN HE WOULD TEXT ME,

THE TEXT WOULD HAVE, LIKE, EMOTICONS

AND, LIKE, STUFF THAT 30-YEAR-OLDS

DON'T PUT TO THEIR WIVES.

Schirripa: NOTE TO CHEATERS --

WHILE CHANGING WHOM YOU HAVE SEX WITH,

DON'T ALSO CHANGE YOUR PERSONALITY,

'CAUSE THAT'LL GET NOTICED.

Zober: I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT

THAT HE MUST BE TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE

THAT WAS TEACHING HIM THOSE THINGS

OR, LIKE, THAT'S HOW THEY WERE TALKING TO HIM.

Schirripa: SO, IMAGINE YOU'RE MARRIED FOR 10 YEARS --

TWO KIDS, GREAT HOUSE.

IT'S A FAIRY TALE, RIGHT?

NOT ALWAYS --

NOT AFTER PRINCE CHARMING DECIDES TO TRADE YOU IN

FOR A MUCH YOUNGER PRINCESS.

HAVE GUYS YOU'VE DATED OR BEEN MARRIED TO CHEATED ON YOU?

NO, NEVER. REALLY?

YEAH.THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

PROBABLY.

SO, DO YOU BELIEVE IN REVENGE?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN EYE FOR AN EYE?

ABSOLUTELY.

THEY'RE GOING DOWN.

YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR HEAD.

REVENGE IS ALL ABOUT HERE.

YOU GOT TO -- YOU GOT TO PSYCH 'EM OUT.

SO, FOR ELLE, IT ALL BECOMES CLEAR ONE FATEFUL DAY.

ELLE'S OUT OF TOWN.

PERFECT CHANCE FOR SOME CHEATING, RIGHT?

THERE'S ONLY ONE LITTLE PROBLEM.

WHO'S GONNA WATCH THE KIDS?

HEY, I KNOW --

HOW ABOUT MOM?

Zober: HE WANTED ME TO COME BACK EARLY

SO HE COULD GO TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE TO WATCH MOVIES,

WHICH WAS ODD FOR HIM.

WHEN I CAME HOME,

HE WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND MAKING DINNER

AND BEING, LIKE, EXTRA GOOD,

AND THEN I REALLY WAS SUSPICIOUS,

SO I ASKED HIM IF I COULD SEE HIS PHONE.

Schirripa: OH.

SHE'S NOT STUPID, BRO, BUT YOU ARE.

AND YOU ARE SO BUSTED.

Zober: AND, SURE ENOUGH, I WAITED LIKE 30 SECONDS, MAYBE,

AND A LITTLE TEXT MESSAGE POPPED UP, AND IT SAID,

"DID YOU GET FREE? ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY OVER?"

AND ATTACHED TO IT

WAS HER FACEBOOK PROFILE PHOTO.

Schirripa: THE FATEFUL PHOTO IS OF A 22-YEAR-OLD HUSSY

WHOSE INTERESTS ARE YOGA AND MARRIED MEN.

Zober: SHE LOOKS LIKE ME --

A YOUNGER, THINNER VERSION OF ME --

PALE SKIN, BLACK HAIR, GREEN EYES.

OFTENTIMES, WHEN YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT SOMETHING,

YOU DON'T GO TO THE HORSE'S MOUTH.

YOU GO TO HIS FRIENDS.

Schirripa: AND THAT'S WHERE HUBBY'S LEFT

QUITE THE TRAIL OF EVIDENCE.

Zober: I JUST STARTED READING THROUGH

ALL OF HIS TEXT MESSAGES.

SO, I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HE WAS SAYING TO HIS FRIENDS

ABOUT HER OR ABOUT ME OR ABOUT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER WAS GOING ON.

HE WAS TELLING HIS FRIENDS THAT HE HAD A [BLEEP] BUDDY --

THAT HE HAD A 22-YEAR-OLD [BLEEP] BUDDY.

THAT'S WHAT HE CALLED HER.

[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]

Schirripa: HUBBY WOULD SURE LIKE THAT PHONE BACK,

BUT HE'S A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER.

AND THEN SHE STARTED TEXTING ME.

Schirripa: YOGA GIRL THINKS SHE'S TEXTING ELLE'S HUSBAND.

REMEMBER THAT SOUL-MATE THING?

THE "FINISH EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES" THING?

TECHNOLOGY -- IT MAKES SO MANY GREAT THINGS POSSIBLE.

"I'M READY. ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY OVER?"

SO, I WOULD TEXT HER BACK,

AND I SAID, "OH, YEAH.

"I'LL BE OVER IN A WHILE.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?"

"OH, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

WE CAN DO WHAT WE DID LAST TIME."

WINK, SMILEY FACE.

SO, I ASKED HER -- I SAID,

"OH, I'M HAVING SOME SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT COMING OVER.

I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE KIDS."

AND THE TEXT I GOT BACK FROM HER SAID, WORD FOR WORD,

"WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE KIDS?

"YOU'VE NEVER BROUGHT THEM UP BEFORE.

WHY DOES IT MATTER NOW?"

AND I WAS LIKE, "WE'RE DONE.

WE'RE -- WE'RE DONE."

Schirripa: ELLE STOPS PRETENDING TO BE LOVERBOY.

SHE LETS YOGA GIRL KNOW

WHO HER NEW TEXT BUDDY REALLY IS.

Zober: "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

"I KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON.

HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH MY HUSBAND?"

AND SHE TEXTED ME BACK AND SAID,

"YES, WE HAD SEX AT MY APARTMENT LAST WEEKEND.

I'M REALLY SORRY."

AND HE JUST STOOD THERE, AND I SAID,

"GET YOUR STUFF. YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.

YOU'RE DONE. GOODBYE."

Schirripa: SO, THAT'S IT -- DUMP THE CHEATER AND MOVE ON?

WELL, NOT QUITE.

ELLE NEEDS CLOSURE,

AND THE CLOSING SHE REALLY NEEDS IS ON HER HOUSE.

AND SHE'S GONNA DO IT IN A WAY

HER HUBBY WILL NEVER FORGET.

Schirripa: WHEN PEOPLE GET HURT, THEY OFTEN TALK ABOUT CLOSURE.

IT'S ABOUT FINDING A WAY TO MOVE ON.

BUT SOMETIMES THE ONLY WAY TO GET OVER BEING BURNED

IS TO TORCH THE PLACE ON YOUR WAY OUT.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANYONE CHEAT ON YOU?

I DON'T BELIEVE I DID.

ANOTHER GIRL THAT --

UNLESS THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I DON'T KNOW.

BUT WOULD YOU BE ANGRY? WHAT WOULD YOU --

IT WOULD BE OVER. THAT WOULD BE IT.

THE BANK ACCOUNT'S CLEANED OUT.

HE'D BE DONE -- HISTORY.

WELL, IF THERE WAS KIDS INVOLVED,

I WOULD TRY TO KEEP IT QUIET.

OH, REALLY? YES.

YOU WOULD KEEP EVERYTHING QUIET, WHAT, BECAUSE --

I'M EMBARRASSED. I WOULD BE EMBARRASSED.

THAT YOU GOT TAKEN FOR A FOOL?

YES.

YOU BELIEVE IN REVENGE?

I DO. I ALWAYS TAKE MY REVENGE.

A GUY CHEATED ON YOU?

I CHEAT BACK.

HAS A GUY EVER CHEATED ON YOU?

OH, YEAH.

AND WHAT DID YOU DO?

WALKED AWAY.

AND WHAT -- DID YOU CONFRONT HIM? DID YOU YELL AT HIM?

THERE'S NO POINT.

TO ELLE ZOBER, THERE IS A POINT.

SHE HAD A HUSBAND, A HOME, KIDS.

WELL, SHE'S STILL GOT THE KIDS,

BUT HUBBY TOOK OFF WITH ELLE 2.0,

THE YOUNGER VERSION.

IT'S TOTALLY HUMILIATING.

OR IS IT? ELLE'S NOT ASHAMED.

HER EX IS THE ONE WHOSE TAIL SHOULD BE BETWEEN HIS LEGS,

AND SHE AND HER MOM HATCH AN IDEA

ABOUT HOW TO STICK IT THERE.

Zober: IN THE DIVORCE,

I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STAY IN THE HOME AND PAY FOR IT,

SO THE DECISION WAS MADE THAT I WOULD SELL THE HOUSE.

SO, I WAS ALWAYS GONNA MAKE A FOR-SALE SIGN.

Schirripa: AND THIS IS WHAT THEY CAME UP WITH --

A BIG SIGN ON THE LAWN

THAT TURNS BETRAYAL INTO A MARKETING PLAN.

Zober: IT SAYS, "HUSBAND LEFT US FOR A 22-YEAR-OLD,"

AND THEN "HOUSE FOR SALE" IN BIG, SERIOUS FONT

"BY SCORNED, SLIGHTLY BITTER, NEWLY SINGLE OWNER."

THE BOTTOM CORNER SAYS, "ADULTERERS NEED NOT APPLY."

Schirripa: TALK ABOUT JUST DESSERTS.

THIS ONE'S GOT A REVENGE-FLAVORED CHERRY ON TOP.

SOON AS I WAS FINISHED WITH THE WEBSITE,

HAD LIKE 50,000 SHARES

IN LIKE THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OR SOMETHING.

I MEAN, IT JUST WENT INSANE.

REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD,

AND I THINK HE'S GOING TO FIND

THAT LIFE HANDS HIM QUITE A PLATE.

HE'S A BASTARD. I ALSO THINK HE'S A COWARD.

A REAL MAN WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS TO HIS FAMILY.

Schirripa: NOT ONLY DID ELLE'S PAYBACK SIGN

HELP HER UNLOAD THE HOUSE,

BUT THAT NEW LANGUAGE SHE HAD TO LEARN --

IT OPENED A WHOLE NEW WORLD.

ELLE'S GOT HERSELF A WEBSITE,

AND NOW SHE'S WRITING A BLOG.

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WERE COMING TO THE WEBSITE.

NOW THERE'S 15,000 PEOPLE A MONTH

WHO READ MY BLOG

WHO THINK HE'S A BAD GUY.

Schirripa: IF ELLE ZOBER'S HUSBAND

THOUGHT HE COULD FOOL AROUND BEHIND HER BACK,

HE SURE DIDN'T COUNT ON THE KIND OF CLOSURE SHE WOULD NEED --

THE PUBLIC KIND.

LISTEN, THERE'S ALL KINDS OF WAYS

TO RIGHT THE SCALES OF JUSTICE.

AND FOR A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF KARMA AT WORK,

LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THE STORY OF HILARY AND CHAD.

THEY'RE ASPIRING WRITERS

STRUGGLING TOGETHER FOR FIVE YEARS.

HILARY WAS SURE THEY WERE HEADED TO THE ALTAR,

SO SHE WAS STUNNED ONE DAY

WHEN CHAD BOLTED FOR THE DOOR INSTEAD.

FAST-FORWARD TO WHEN HILARY SEES CHAD'S NAME

ON THE COVER OF A BOOK.

"GOOD FOR CHAD," SHE THINKS...

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

...UNTIL SHE FINDS OUT HE'S WRITTEN ABOUT HER.

WHO ELSE COULD BE THE FAT-ASS GIRLFRIEND?

SO SHE PLUNKS THAT BIG BUTT OF HERS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER

AND WRITES HER OWN BOOK.

TURNS OUT, HILARY'S EVEN BETTER AT AIRING DIRTY LAUNDRY

THAN CHAD.

HE WANTED THEIR LIFE OUT THERE.

WELL, IT'S OUT THERE.

HER BOOK IS A RAGING SUCCESS,

AND HOLLYWOOD COMES CALLING.

WHAT'S THAT OLD SAYING --

THOSE WHO LIVE BY PEN DIE BY THE PEN?

SO, IT SEEMS THERE'S ALWAYS A WAY TO TASTE SWEET REVENGE.

YOU JUST NEED TO BE CREATIVE.

BUT SAY YOU'VE BEEN WRONGED

AND, FOR YOU, WORDS JUST DON'T CUT IT AS PAYBACK.

AS YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE, YOU GOT PLENTY OF OPTIONS.

I WANTED TO GET SOME JUSTICE.

Belliveau: NEXT THING I KNOW,

MY SISTER'S RIFLING THROUGH HER PURSE,

AND I THOUGHT, "THERESE, NO!"

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

Schirripa: LET ME GIVE YOU A TIP --

IF YOU'RE HIDING OUT IN A MOTEL THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS,

YOUR MARRIAGE IS PROBABLY NOT GOING TOO WELL.

WHEN WENDY SEWELL MEETS DON DAVIS,

SHE THINKS SHE'S FOUND MR. RIGHT,

TILL ONE DAY SHE GETS A PHONE CALL.

WHO'S ON THE LINE?

FLOWER DELIVERY? WEDDING PLANNER?

NOPE.

GUESS AGAIN.

OUR STORY UNFOLDS IN THE TOWNS AROUND SCENIC LAKE WINNEBAGO

IN RURAL WISCONSIN.

IT'S QUIET AROUND HERE.

THE WINTERS ARE LONG, COLD, AND LONELY,

ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE SINGLE, LOOKING FOR LOVE.

I HAD BEEN DIVORCED FOR QUITE SOME TIME

AND RAISING MY KIDS ON MY OWN.

SO, OF COURSE, I WANTED TO FIND SOMEONE

WHO COULD BE IN A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.

Schirripa: UNFORTUNATELY, SHE GOES LOOKING

WHERE "HEALTHY" AND "SLEAZY" RUB SHOULDERS.

Sewell: I HAD BEEN ON craigslist,

AND THEY HAD PERSONALS,

AND THERE WAS AN AD THAT CAUGHT MY EYE.

IT SAID, "A REAL MAN LOOKING FOR A REAL WOMAN."

I WAS ATTRACTED TO HIM.

HE HAD SAID THAT I SHOULD CALL HIM CHARLES.

HE WAS, LIKE, IN A KIND OF PROFESSIONAL BOXING.

[ BELL DINGS ]

I TOOK THINGS SLOW, YOU KNOW? I GOT TO KNOW HIM.

Schirripa: WENDY THINKS SHE'S GETTING TO KNOW CHARLES.

BUT FOR STARTERS, HIS NAME ISN'T CHARLES.

AND I'M SURE I DON'T HAVE TO SPELL OUT

WHAT HE'S REALLY AFTER.

HIS NEXT AD ADDS ANOTHER WINNEBAGOAN TO HIS HAREM --

THERESE ZIEMANN.

HER SISTER SAW IT ALL UNFOLD.

SHE MET HIM ONLINE THROUGH A WEBSITE.

IT WAS...

"KING LOOKING FOR PERFECT QUEEN."

Schirripa: SO, THERESE AND CHARLES MEET.

HE TELLS HER HIS NAME IS BRANDON.

Belliveau: SHE TOLD ME, "MICHELLE, I FOUND A NEW MAN.

"I'VE BEEN DATING HIM. HE'S WONDERFUL.

"THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT.

HE'LL FIT REALLY NICE IN THE FAMILY."

Schirripa: CHARLES, OR BRANDON,

DOES FIT INTO A FAMILY, ALL RIGHT --

HIS OWN.

HE'S STILL MARRIED.

HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE

AND HE HAD HIS OWN PLACE.

Schirripa: AND WHEN HIS NOSE STOPS GROWING

FROM ALL THOSE LIES,

ENTER TRACY, THE NOT-SO-EX-WIFE.

SO, I GET THIS PHONE CALL, THEN, FROM TRACY,

AND SHE WAS TELLING ME

THAT SHE NORMALLY JUST STAYS OUT OF HIS BUSINESS,

BUT...

...SHE HAD FOUND OUT ON HER CELLPHONE

THERE WAS ALL THESE TELEPHONE NUMBERS TO WOMEN.

Schirripa: AT LEAST TRACY KNOWS HER MAN'S REAL NAME --

DONESSA. DONESSA DAVIS.

NO WONDER THIS GUY'S CHANGED IT.

AND TRACY HAS MORE BUBBLE-BURSTING INFO TO PASS ON.

Sewell: SHE STARTED TELLING ME

ABOUT ALL THESE OTHER WOMEN THAT HE'D BEEN SEEING, TOO.

Schirripa: SO, OUR MAN DONESSA IS MARRIED TO TRACY.

HE'S FOOLING AROUND WITH WENDY,

WHO THINKS HIS NAME IS CHARLES.

THEN HE'S GOT THERESE ON THE SIDE.

SHE KNOWS HIM AS BRANDON.

IT'S AMAZING HE HAS ANY TIME FOR HIS BOXING CAREER.

WHOOP. DONNIE'S NOT REALLY A BOXER?

THAT'S BAD NEWS.

HE'S BORROWED THOUSANDS FROM THERESE,

SAYING HE'LL PAY HER BACK

FROM THE PURSE OF THE BIG FIGHT HE'S GOT COMING UP.

OH, THERE'S A FIGHT COMING UP, ALL RIGHT,

BECAUSE ALL HIS WOMEN NOW KNOW ABOUT HIS LIES.

Sewell: WE WEREN'T ANGRY WITH EACH OTHER.

WE WERE FEELING BAD THAT --

HERE WE ARE, THESE MOTHERS,

AND NOW WE'RE CAUGHT UP IN --

THIS MAN HAD MANIPULATED US.

Schirripa: YOU REMEMBER THAT OLD SAYING,

"HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED"?

NOW TRY THREE WOMEN SCORNED

AND THERESE'S PISSED-OFF SISTER, TO BOOT.

NO WAY ARE THEY CHALKING THIS UP TO EXPERIENCE.

DON'S THE ONE WHO'S GONNA HAVE THE EXPERIENCE.

Schirripa: WENDY SEWELL THOUGHT SHE HAD FOUND

THE LOVE OF HER LIFE.

THEN SHE FINDS OUT

HE'S BEEN SPREADING HIS LOVE ALL AROUND LAKE WINNEBAGO.

DON'S WOMEN HAVE ALL BEEN BETRAYED,

BUT WHAT OPTIONS DO THEY HAVE?

THE GUY'S A SHAMELESS PLAYER.

IT'S SCUMMY, BUT IT'S NOT AGAINST THE LAW.

SO, WHAT DO YOU DO

WHEN YOUR WOUNDED HEART WANTS JUSTICE?

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU FOUND OUT

THAT YOU'RE ALL DATING THE SAME GUY --

HE'S CHEATING WITH ALL OF YOU?

WHAT DO YOU?

ALL RIGHT, SO, WE PICK A NEW GIRL.

WE PICK A NEW GIRL.

WE BRING HER IN,

AND THEN WE DEVISE A PLAN

AND MAKE HIM FALL IN LOVE WITH HER

AND THEN BREAK HIS HEART.

I WOULD WANT TO DO CRAZY THINGS

THAT ARE NOT SO OBVIOUS.LIKE WHAT?

MAYBE I'D WANT TO HURT A CAR.

LIKE A KEY?

LIKE A KEY OR A TIRE.

THAT'S SO ORDINARY.

I WOULD TAKE HIS CREDIT CARD.

I WOULD TAKE HIM FOR EVERYTHING HE HAD, YEP.

ALL ABOUT MONEY?YEAH.

IF YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA,

THEN HE'LL GET HIS AT SOME POINT.

Schirripa: THE WOMEN OF LAKE WINNEBAGO DECIDE THAT DONESSA --

OH, SORRY, BRANDON -- I MEAN CHARLES --

WHATEVER HIS NAME IS,

HE NEEDS TO PAY FOR THE LIES HE'S TOLD

AND THE PAIN HE'S CAUSED.

ALL OF HIS PROMISES WERE THE SAME TO EACH WOMAN.

HE WAS TELLING ME THAT HE LOVED ME

AND HE WANTED TO GROW OLD WITH ME.

Schirripa: HE'S MADE THEM FEEL ABUSED AND POWERLESS,

AND THEY'RE GONNA FIND A WAY TO MAKE HIM PAY.

SO, WHAT WOULD BE THE PERFECT COMEUPPANCE?

LET'S SEE.

WE THINK HE SHOULD BE CONFRONTED.

Schirripa: OKAY, WE'RE WITH YOU -- CONFRONT HIM.

YOU NEED A "WHERE" AND "WHEN."

WAIT A MINUTE. YOU GOT IT.

DON AND THERESE HAVE A STEAMY DATE ALREADY LINED UP.

Belliveau: OUR PLAN WAS THERESE WOULD KEEP THE DATE

AND I WOULD CONNECT WITH ALL THE OTHER GIRLS.

Sewell: THAT'D BE TRACY AND ME MEETING, LIKE, AT 9:00,

AND THERESE WAS ALREADY GONNA BE THERE AT 7:00,

DOING THIS DATE THAT THEY HAD PLANNED.

Schirripa: DON'S HOPING TO GET KINKY AT THE MOTEL

THERESE HAS BEEN PAYING FOR.

HE WANTS A NIGHT FULL OF WILD SURPRISES.

HE'S GONNA WISH THAT DREAM DIDN'T COME TRUE.

A WORD TO THE WISE -- BE WARY OF ANY PLAN

THAT INVOLVES YOU BEING TIED NAKED

TO THE BED OF A SEEDY MOTEL

BY A WOMAN YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO...

...BECAUSE KARMA AND A FEW OF HER FRIENDS

ARE ON THE WAY.

Belliveau: AND I WALKED IN.

BRANDON WAS NAKED ON THE BED, TIED UP.

[ HEART BEATING ]

AND I WAS GOING LIKE THIS

BECAUSE I DON'T NEED TO SEE MY SISTER'S MAN'S JUNK.

[ CHUCKLES ]

Sewell: I JUST HAD, LIKE --

"I'M GONNA CONFRONT HIM, SAY WHAT I'M GONNA SAY,

AND I'M LEAVING THIS ROOM."

I SAID, "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GROW OLD TOGETHER."

HE DIDN'T ANSWER. HE DIDN'T SAY NOTHING TO ME.

Belliveau: AND MY SISTER WAS JUST SO...

IRATE WITH HIM,

AND HE GOT PART OF HIS HAND LOOSE ENOUGH

TO WHERE HE SMACKED MY SISTER ON THE SIDE OF THE FACE.

AND I THOUGHT, "OH, HECK, NO.

OH, HECK, NO."

NEXT THING I KNOW,

MY SISTER'S RIFLING THROUGH HER PURSE.

Schirripa: IN HER PURSE IS A TUBE OF THAT GLUE

THAT YOU USE TO ATTACH FAKE NAILS,

AND HOW THERESE NOW USES IT --

MOST DEFINITELY NOT IN THE INSTRUCTIONS.

[ SQUIRTING ]

Belliveau: SHE HAD THE GLUE IN ONE HAND,

AND SHE HAD HIS PENIS IN THE OTHER,

AND I THOUGHT,

"THERESE, NO!"

[ SQUIRTING ]

AND SHE PUSHED HIS PENIS AGAINST THE GLUE.

Donessa: AAAAAAAAAH!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA DO.

I WAS VERY, VERY SCARED.

MY HEART WAS POUNDING.

AND I'M LIKE, "WE OUGHT TO GO.

WE GOT TO GO."

[ SCREAMING ]

Sewell: WHEN I WAS DRIVING AWAY FROM THE HOTEL,

I FELT I WAS JUSTIFIED FOR WHAT I SAID TO HIM.

I FELT, "I'M JUST GONNA MOVE ON NOW WITH MY LIFE."

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

THEY WENT UP TO A HOTEL AND GLUE -- SUPERGLUE --

HIS PRIVATE PARTS.

[ LAUGHS ]YOU LIKE THAT?

YES! [ LAUGHS ]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO,

BUT I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DID THAT.

Sewell: I COULDN'T LET THIS GO.

IT WAS MY OPPORTUNITY TO GET MY CONTROL,

TO STAND UP FOR MYSELF.

Belliveau: MEN USING WOMEN,

THINKING THEY CAN JUST HAVE US, THROW US AWAY --

WE HAVE HEARTS.

WE HAVE FEELINGS. WE HAVE FAMILY.

AND WHEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU, BRANDON, ARE OUT THERE,

YOU MAKE IT MISERABLE FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE.

AND THAT'S NOT WHAT LIFE IS ABOUT.

Schirripa: HE WANTED A BOND WITH ALL THESE WOMEN.

HE SURE GOT IT.

THE WRONGED WOMEN OF WINNEBAGO ALL GET ARRESTED,

BUT THEY GET OFF WITH PROBATION AND SOME COMMUNITY SERVICE.

I THINK THEY ALREADY DID THE COMMUNITY A SERVICE.

HEY, WHEN IT'S TIME FOR PAYBACK,

PEOPLE SEND THEIR MESSAGES IN ALL KINDS OF WAYS.

YOU KNOW WHY, RIGHT?

'CAUSE KARMA --

SHE'S A BITCH.