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[smashing sound]
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[car alarm]
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Oh yeah!
Move it, motherfucker!
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Yo, give me back
my money, bitch!
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It's my money now,
motherfucker! Eat it!
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[punching sound]
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[indistinct shouting]
[car honks]
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[upbeat rhythmic music]
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♪
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Somebody better call
an ambulance!
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[car alarm]
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[siren]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Take me by the hand,
I'll show you Wonderland ♪
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♪ The trees of gold
and violet skies ♪
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♪ With ghouls and pretty
faces all the wrong places ♪
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♪ Sour diesel, cherry pie
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♪ So shake it out now,
we got that loud now ♪
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♪ We're gonna stay high
and never come down ♪
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♪ We're gonna roll,
we're gonna grind ♪
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♪ Now pass it left,
don't pass it right ♪
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♪ The monster hash
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♪ The monster hash
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♪ The monster hash
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♪ The monster hash
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♪ Hit me like a wave,
I'm rising from the grave ♪
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♪ This lifted, gifted paradise ♪
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♪ And minds are slowly melting,
eyes are glazing over ♪
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♪ Leave your body
for the night ♪
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♪ So shake it out now
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♪ We got that loud now
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♪ We're gonna stay high
and never come down ♪
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♪ We're gonna roll,
we're gonna grind ♪
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♪ Now pass it left,
don't pass it right ♪
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♪ The monster hash
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♪ The monster hash
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♪ The monster hash
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♪ The monster hash
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♪ So shake it out now
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♪ We got that loud now
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♪ We're gonna roll,
we're gonna grind ♪
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♪ Now pass it left,
don't pass it right ♪
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♪ So shake it out now
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♪ We got that loud now
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♪ We're gonna stay high
and never come down ♪
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♪ We're gonna roll,
we're gonna grind ♪
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♪ Now pass it left,
don't pass it right ♪
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♪ The monster hash
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♪ The monster hash
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♪ The monster hash
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♪ The monster hash
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Execution set tonight,
the community of Bridgeport
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can hopefully get some peace.
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Serial killer Vincent Modine,
who stabbed nine people to
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death over the course of
three very frightening
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weeks will die tonight.
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Survived by son Trent Modine,
his step-son Joey Booker,
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and three ex-wives who
have book deals pending,
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so we can't mention
them by name.
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The reign of terror is now over.
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I did it, and I'd do it again!
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♪ We got that loud now
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♪ We're gonna stay high
and never come down ♪
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♪ We're gonna roll,
we're gonna grind ♪
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♪ Now pass it left,
don't pass it right ♪
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♪ The monster hash
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♪ The monster hash
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♪ The monster hash
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♪ The monster hash
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Ooh, here comes trouble.
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Suck my dick, midget!
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It's showtime, Modine!
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[moaning]
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Adios, Modine.
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Yeah, Modine!
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Should we let him finish?
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Let him finish for
Christ's sakes.
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Get it, Modine!
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Ahh!
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[Cheering]
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Way to go, Modine!
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[Laughs]
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Wicked load!
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Woo!
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- Alright.
- Out with a bang.
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Fucking midget!
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Sup?
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Oh, I smell like weed!
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I wonder why.
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Hey, that chick cop behind
you with the gun?
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I'd hit that.
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She seems like your type.
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Are you excited, huh?
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We're about to watch my
father, your step-father,
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die at the hands of the state.
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So no, not exactly
planning a parade.
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I'm just making
conversation, bro.
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It's just 2000 volts
of electricity.
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I mean it can't be
that bad, right?
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I should've drank more.
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Mm.
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Hoho, it's a party!
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Didn't expect this.
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[Carnival music]
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Those seats are taken.
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[sighs]
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[music]
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♪
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Move over.
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[indistinct murmuring]
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Seriously?
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What? I like popcorn.
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- Here.
- Shh!
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I love you, Modine!
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- I love you!
- Fry the fat fucker already!
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[cheering]
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Fifty bucks says
he shits himself.
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Oh, you got a deal.
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Hey Trent!
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- Lick me baby, lick me!
- Good to see you, son.
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Josephine.
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I understand, son, this
can't be easy for you.
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And now you're in that room
with all those poor folks.
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I killed those
people's loved ones.
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I never denied it.
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You ever wonder why?
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Because I fuckin' loved it!
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[Booing]
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- Burn!
- Fuck you, man!
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You ever truly, truly
held a knife, son?
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Feel the power in your hands?
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In and out, in and out.
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Best sex I ever had.
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[Booing]
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Choke on your popcorn, assholes!
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Just the thought of
murdering your deserving
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motherfuckers gets my
dick hard, you see?
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[timpani swell]
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[groans of disgust]
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Shit, he's got a big-ass dick.
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Yeah, no shit, man.
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I need you to finish
it for me, Trent.
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Cleanse the world of these
filthy, dirty, fucking animals.
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Finish my work!
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I know you feel it.
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Avenge my death!
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Wow. This is engaging.
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I mean, that was,
that was so viking.
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Avenge my death?
It's amazing!
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Any last words, Modine?
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Seriously?
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I just thought, I just
went on about how the
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world's unclean, how about
my son Trent's gonna pick
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up where I left off, and uh,
you know, it's in his blood.
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It was pretty heavy and intense.
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I had to poop.
I'm sorry.
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I gotta do it again?
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Okay, I can do it again.
Fuck it.
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No, it's okay, Vince.
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- No, hey you fucktards!
- Don't.
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Okay, I won't.
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Fuck it.
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You ready to die?
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Sure.
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Ain't gonna do nothing.
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You're just taking out one
of the cogs in the wheel.
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Trent completes me.
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No, I don't.
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- I don't complete him.
- You see.
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You're never to lead!
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Pussy!
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You disgust me.
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I hope your double-wide
mother croaks in her
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double-wide trailer.
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Your mama's so fat, I told
that bitch to haul ass,
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she had to make two trips.
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[Laughing]
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That was a good one.
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Hey uh, your mom's so fat!
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- No.
- No, okay, I won't.
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Alright, alright, enough.
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[phone ringing]
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Well this, this
can't be happening.
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Oh, it's getting good.
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This is good.
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I just got off the phone
with the governor.
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I thought so.
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Looks like he's going to
be moving his charity
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golf outing to next month.
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Mhmm, yeah.
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He thought you'd
like to know that.
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[cackling]
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Bitch.
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[electrical noises]
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[Gagging]
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[disappointed sighs]
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Gnarly, dude.
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That was gnarly.
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He's dead.
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[Cheering]
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Woo, alright!
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Come on bro, I can't not get
in on the high five parade.
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You know I love high fives.
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This concludes today's
festivities...
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Well, that was fun.
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So, let's get something to eat.
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What are you feeling?
I'm thinking barbecue?
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Yeah, I kind of
lost my appetite.
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I'm gonna go get some weed.
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I'll see you in a little bit.
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[Moaning]
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[corny jazz music]
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♪
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Oh, would you move?
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[moaning]
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Oh, is it too much?
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Oh yeah, oh yeah...
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[moaning]
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What the fuck, Sandy?
That's it?
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I haven't...
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finished?
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Yep, I got what I wanted.
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And that's all you're ever
good for, and you know what?
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You're not even good for that.
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You're useless.
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You're a loser, just like that
deep-fried daddy of yours.
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Oh, and T?
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Finish yourself off.
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And I'd get used to that.
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We're done.
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Bitch.
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And T, you'd better
finish yourself off.
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Choke on your popcorn,
you assholes!
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I need you to finish
it for me, Trent.
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Finish my work!
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Don't you feel it?
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Avenge my death!
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You're useless.
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A loser.
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Just like your deep fried daddy.
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I did it and I'd do it again.
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Let's get something to eat.
What are you feeling?
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I'm thinking barbecue.
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[intense music]
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♪
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[calm music playing on TV]
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♪
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[heartbeat]
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[peaceful music]
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♪
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[Laughs]
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Like what you see?
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What is this place?
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Oh, this is the
place of intrigue.
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The place of fun.
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This is the place
of your dreams.
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This is the place to get away.
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Am I still alive?
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Were you ever?
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[music]
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♪
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Can you see me, Trent?
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Can you see me?
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Trent, are you there?
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Trent?
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Trent, wake up buddy?
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You there, you there?
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Okay, you're alive.
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What the hell happened?
272
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,040
Well, looks like you got
really dumb and tried to
273
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:55,585
off yourself, but luckily
all you ate was Sandy's
274
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,671
estrogen medication, so
the worst that could
275
00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:58,630
happen is you'll grow
some tits on your balls.
276
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,424
Why does she have this, anyway?
277
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,259
You don't wanna know.
278
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:11,976
Joey... I saw heaven.
279
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,645
Was there a bunch
of big black dicks?
280
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:17,023
Ew, no, I said heaven.
281
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:22,028
Anyway, there was this big
jolly man in a white suit,
282
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,531
and the most beautiful
woman I've ever seen.
283
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,991
Oh, you probably fell
asleep to this commercial
284
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,993
that was on pause all night.
285
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,538
Hi, and welcome to
Mooseheart, the greatest
286
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,997
town in America!
287
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,668
And I should know, because
I'm an American Sweetheart.
288
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:40,380
You know, some have called
me the king of Mooseheart.
289
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,464
Heh.
290
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,216
A few have even
bowed at my feet.
291
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:44,718
It's too much.
292
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,404
I'm just happy to be a part
of this beautiful community.
293
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,679
So come on down to Mooseheart.
294
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,555
[Laughs]
295
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,557
We have cell towers now!
296
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,434
And indoor plumbing.
297
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,643
- Soon!
- Soon!
298
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,563
Mooseheart.
299
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,063
That's it!
300
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,109
That's it!
301
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:01,776
Mooseheart?
302
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,528
That shithole town?
303
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,047
You're better off trying
to commit suicide again.
304
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,071
No, no, think about it.
305
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,509
It's a small town in
the middle of nowhere.
306
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,576
No one knows me there.
307
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,077
I can get a fresh start!
308
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,579
Oh!
309
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,706
W-why can't I come?
310
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:15,749
Let's move to Mooseheart!
311
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,083
- Dude, let's go!
- Yeah?
312
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,043
I'll pack my white
trash clothing.
313
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,084
Alright.
314
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,255
This is going to be sweet!
315
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,381
It should be cool.
316
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,258
I just hope nobody
recognizes my name.
317
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,384
Eh, you know what?
318
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:28,988
We can get new identities
when we get out there.
319
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,372
I wouldn't worry
about it too much.
320
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,199
Plus, it seems like people
have eased up on you a
321
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,367
little bit out here
lately anyway.
322
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,602
[honking]
323
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,479
Have a nice day, fuckers!
324
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,022
Dick!
325
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,107
Ugh, well, so much for that.
326
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,789
Looks like people ain't
going easy on you.
327
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,795
Damn it, I really wanted
to see the moose.
328
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:48,281
No, fuck that, fuck him,
and fuck my car.
329
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:49,783
You know what?
We're gonna hitchhike.
330
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,534
It'll be an adventure.
331
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,804
Sweet, we can stop at those
rest area bathrooms on the way.
332
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:58,291
Oh man, we get to see the moose!
333
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,085
We get to see the moose!
334
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,419
This is gonna be cool.
335
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,715
Can we take a smoke
break please?
336
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,217
We just stopped!
337
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:08,635
That was like twenty
minutes ago.
338
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,220
We've got a long way to go, man.
339
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,156
Really? I feel like we're
making pretty good time.
340
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,724
How much do you
think we got left?
341
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,810
We're like two blocks away
from our apartment.
342
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:20,105
Oh, that's some good weed.
343
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:20,271
Oh, here comes someone.
344
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,399
Oh!
345
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,819
Whoa. Oh!
346
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,237
This way, please!
347
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,364
Yes, please?
348
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,616
Really? The ol' thumb?
349
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,660
It lets drivers know what
direction we're going so
350
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,162
they know if they can help us
or not. Pretty standard stuff.
351
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,807
Yeah, but we're standing on
this side of the road.
352
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,600
I think it's pretty obvious
which direction we're going.
353
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,143
I don't think people are
going to drive by and
354
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,711
think we're not
hitchhiking and assume
355
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,296
that we're speedwalking
to fucking Bolivia.
356
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,840
It's just protocol, Joe.
357
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,091
Oh god.
358
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,593
[Groans]
359
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,597
Bro, we've been walking for
five fucking miles, dude.
360
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,266
Really? With the thumb?
361
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,268
Do you really think the
thumb is going to work?
362
00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,561
We went through this, Joey.
363
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,187
No, y-you're wrong!
364
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,540
You want to know how
to get picked up?
365
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:02,689
Watch this.
366
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,524
Oh!
367
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,362
[gagging noises]
368
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:10,363
[squealing tires]
369
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,405
Dude, he stopped!
370
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,699
He stopped! I told you!
371
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,660
Who stops for that?
372
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,745
[giggling]
373
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,706
- Jump in, boys.
- Thanks for stopping.
374
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:20,373
Alright!
375
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,542
[laughs]
376
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:25,795
There ya go.
377
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:26,796
- Howdy.
- Hey!
378
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,173
- Zach.
- Joey.
379
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,718
[laughing]
380
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,233
[giggling]
381
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,569
Why did the Mexican throw
his wife off the roof?
382
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:50,403
- I dunno.
- Tequila!
383
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,615
[Laughing]
384
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,533
You boys are alright.
385
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,868
Hey, you too, Zach.
386
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,329
You kind souls are always
risking your Rutger Hauer
387
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:00,622
in "The Hitcher" situation.
388
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:03,458
Movie from the '80s?
389
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,752
Nothin?
390
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,128
Ah, forget it.
391
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,690
Alright, you pulled us
over for a reason, Zach.
392
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,914
Let's get this out of the way.
393
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,818
Unless you think I've
got Parkinson's.
394
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,345
No, I think you were offering
hand-jobs for a ride.
395
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,763
Bingo-dingo.
396
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:17,805
[spits]
397
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,808
Uh, no, no thanks Joey.
398
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,434
Why not?
399
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,830
I'm all good. I figured if you
were willing to do that for a
400
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:25,730
ride, you were probably
pretty desperate.
401
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:26,773
Oh, okay.
402
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,775
I see, Mr. Good Samaritan.
403
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,819
What, my, my smooth hands
aren't good enough for
404
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,488
your fat, juicy, trucker cock?
405
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,781
Here we go...
406
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,492
Actually, my wife was Ms.
Golden Coconuts 2012.
407
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:38,785
Oh!
408
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:41,746
That's what Jessica
Simpson's up to now, huh.
409
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,206
Be nice.
410
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,809
Look, he picked us up
under false pretenses.
411
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,252
Why do you want to give
him a handy so badly?
412
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,963
It seems Joey's repressing
his sexuality and acting out.
413
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,881
Oh, is that what
it is, Dr. Phil?
414
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:54,217
Excuse me a minute, are
you even suggesting for
415
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:57,512
one minute that you
think that I'm gay?
416
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,472
Dude, that is so gay.
417
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,307
Whip out your dick.
418
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:04,769
I'm gonna suck that shit so good
just to prove that I'm not gay.
419
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:05,770
That's how comfortable I
am with my sexuality.
420
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:06,831
Come on, whip that shit out.
421
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,523
- Hey!
- Whoa, whoa!
422
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,608
Hey, stop!
423
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,443
Get out!
424
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,652
[squealing tires]
425
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,863
Whoa!
426
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,287
That's it! You boys
are outta here!
427
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,289
Zach, please, we
really need this ride.
428
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,248
I swallow!
429
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,000
No, you boys are out of control.
430
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,336
I know, and I'm sorry.
431
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:30,795
You know what?
432
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,505
I might have a way
to calm him down.
433
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,507
Calm all of us down!
434
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,718
Joey, share.
435
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,844
Share?
436
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,346
I only got an ounce!
437
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,427
Do you wanna fucking walk?
438
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:47,270
[laid back music]
439
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,898
♪
440
00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,740
[cackling]
441
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,495
That's my girl.
442
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,954
I love to motorboat.
443
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,290
[laughing]
444
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,875
[coughing]
445
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,880
That's some good shit, right?
446
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,340
Shit, this thing's fun to drive.
447
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,466
It's like a video game,
only if you crash, you die.
448
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:19,761
Nah.
449
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:21,012
I don't even smoke.
450
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,639
Oh, you're gonna get
high today man.
451
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:23,807
You don't smoke?
452
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:30,772
[Cars honking]
453
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,857
Joey, Joey, wake up!
454
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,067
- Jesus christ!
- Holy shit!
455
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,985
Okay, I'm okay,
give me the joint.
456
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,404
What? Drive!
457
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,614
Jackass!
458
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:42,951
[laughing]
459
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,669
Alright, thanks dude!
460
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:56,548
Alright, oh shit I
got the munchies.
461
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,340
Zach, you're the man.
462
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,008
Thanks, buddy.
463
00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,634
Ugh, can we eat bro?
464
00:20:59,676 --> 00:20:59,884
Oh, this is awesome.
465
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:01,385
We're here!
466
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:02,947
You ready to get back to work?
467
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,472
Nah.
468
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,934
We got some folks in here
we should probably search.
469
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:08,976
Um...
470
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,022
We don't need those.
471
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,985
Look Sheila, uh, you're not a
prison guard anymore, okay?
472
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,862
And this is a tourist town.
473
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,447
I know.
474
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:23,950
"Come to Mooseheart: Home of
the Candyland Killings."
475
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:25,452
It's the "Candy
Corn Killing."
476
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:28,079
And if you're going to
uphold the law here,
477
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,415
you're probably gonna
need to know that.
478
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:33,918
That the killer was never
caught, the city embraced
479
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,629
the whole spooky charm of
it and turned it into a
480
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:39,466
little tourist trap,
except people don't come
481
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:42,802
here that much no more
because it happened so
482
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:44,637
fucking long ago.
483
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:50,477
But now Mooseheart is uh, uh,
you know, a creepy little town.
484
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:51,678
Out in the middle of nowhere.
485
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,522
Can you stop that?
486
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:55,690
Pay attention!
487
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,001
I'm trying to give
you some wisdom here.
488
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,693
I'm trying to help you.
489
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,488
People in this town
are strange, crazy.
490
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,615
Ludicrous. I mean, you
don't trust no one.
491
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,456
Even if you don't see
them committing a crime,
492
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:08,620
- you don't trust no one.
- Well they're committing crimes.
493
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,497
You just have to see it.
494
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:16,419
Sometimes, it hides
in the darkness.
495
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:22,676
And you have to ask yourself,
are you brave enough?
496
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:26,096
Are you brave enough to
go into the darkness?
497
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,216
You're talking about assholes!
498
00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:34,062
I mean, uh...
499
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,986
Oh! Look who we got here.
500
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,114
Uh oh. Uh oh.
501
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,573
Couple of shady white boys.
502
00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:46,950
They must be up to no good.
503
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,451
Mhmm.
504
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:50,662
[record scratch]
505
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:53,665
Okay.
506
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,042
We might get raped in here.
507
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,460
Deliverance style.
508
00:22:57,502 --> 00:22:58,128
Really?
509
00:22:58,169 --> 00:22:59,421
That'd be so hot.
510
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:09,723
You boys lost?
511
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:10,640
No, we're in Mooseheart right?
512
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:11,808
Exactly.
513
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:14,561
Nobody comes to
Mooseheart on purpose,
514
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:16,521
so I figured you must be lost.
515
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:17,731
What can I get you boys?
516
00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:19,607
Whiskey, straight,
and keep 'em coming.
517
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,862
The fuck are we?
518
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:24,738
Relax.
519
00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:26,197
[sighs]
520
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:28,742
You think we packed enough?
521
00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:30,702
Oh yeah, we're fine.
We got our clothes.
522
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:30,869
What else do we need?
523
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:32,244
Clothes?
524
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,266
All I packed was weed and
weed accessories dude.
525
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:36,624
Of course you did.
526
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:37,584
How we looking?
527
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,085
Not great.
528
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,212
There are no apartments to rent.
529
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:43,214
This one guy is looking
for a couple of roommates.
530
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:46,593
Mm.
531
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:47,914
Ahh, at least the
whiskey's good.
532
00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:52,223
People here seem really nice.
533
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:53,767
Yeah, okay, nice.
534
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,661
I bet her other job's a
stripper where she blows
535
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,663
the security guard because
her dad never hugged her
536
00:23:57,687 --> 00:24:00,273
- enough because she's a whore.
- Okay, alright.
537
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:01,691
I'm going to go
play a video game.
538
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,526
- You do that.
- I'll be right back.
539
00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:04,568
Good luck to you.
540
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,821
Can I get you anything
else, handsome?
541
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:07,863
Oh, no, this is great.
542
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:11,284
Actually, uh, here you go.
543
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,119
- Just uh, keep the change.
- Thank you.
544
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,121
[video game sounds]
545
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:17,999
What the...
546
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,959
Ugh, what the fuck!
547
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,670
Mhmm!
548
00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:23,439
Is this how you treat everyone
who comes through town?
549
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,298
Well, as a matter of fact, yes.
550
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:27,676
You know, I guess that's
why we don't get too many
551
00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:28,968
folks staying.
552
00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:30,738
Well, we're just minding
our own business, okay?
553
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:32,322
Mhmm, and what kind
of business is that?
554
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:35,058
Why your friend
moving all funny?
555
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:36,220
What you hiding up in there?
556
00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:37,519
Uh, up where, ossifer?
557
00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:40,682
Behind your back there, boy.
558
00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:43,650
Oh, uh, just some school books.
559
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:44,852
- You're a school boy.
- Yeah.
560
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,861
You don't look
like a school boy.
561
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:49,531
Let me, uh...
562
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:02,635
Now, there's not going
to be anything in here
563
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:03,980
that's going to
hurt me, is there?
564
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:05,046
Mhmm.
565
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:06,297
It depends on how much
you smoke, I guess.
566
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,883
[laughs]
567
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:11,011
What we got going on here?
568
00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:15,306
Mmm.
569
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:16,266
Would you look at this?
570
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,350
[mumbling]
571
00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:20,353
He's a chef.
That's, um...
572
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:24,107
You bringing drugs into my town?
573
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:26,234
My precious Mooseheart?
574
00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:28,194
I bet you he's hiding
more in his ass.
575
00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:29,436
- You think so?
- Let me check.
576
00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:30,821
No, wait, no, no, wait...
577
00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:32,198
No, it's okay, she can check.
578
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,241
- No.
- Oh, okay.
579
00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:35,660
No, 'cause you know why?
580
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,705
I want to know what your
business is in Mooseheart.
581
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:42,667
Uh, we're uh, we were just
thinking about moving here.
582
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:45,920
- We want to move here.
- Nice people.
583
00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:48,298
Well I'll be damned!
584
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:49,632
Well, welcome to Mooseheart!
585
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:50,216
[laughs]
586
00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:51,968
Welcome, baby!
587
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,029
Well, that's all you had to say.
588
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:54,220
Oh.
589
00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:56,264
Yeah, I'm going to have
to confiscate this
590
00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:57,766
to teach you boys a lesson.
591
00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:58,808
Oh, yes.
592
00:25:58,850 --> 00:25:59,684
Of course.
593
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,728
And, you know...
594
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:01,978
Wish you on your merry way.
595
00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:03,897
Thank you!
596
00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:05,538
Well, y'all go on and
get up out of here.
597
00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:07,918
- Yes, we uh, we will.
- Go on, get on out of here.
598
00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:09,182
- Alright.
- Get your bag, baby.
599
00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:11,422
Yeah, get your bag and
get on, get your punk ass
600
00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:12,446
on out of here.
601
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:13,406
Okay, uh, thank you.
602
00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:14,741
Yeah.
603
00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:16,242
Get your punk ass out of here.
604
00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:17,202
Mhmm.
605
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,703
Crazy white boys.
606
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:19,913
No drugs in Mooseheart?
607
00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:21,194
That was convincing, wasn't it?
608
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:22,791
- Yeah.
- I almost believed it myself.
609
00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:23,958
[laughing]
610
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,210
That was a good one.
611
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,920
Let's go smoke this shit,
come on.
612
00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:29,923
Oh wow, this looks like a
nice place to get raped.
613
00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:32,258
I'm sure there's dead
bodies in the back.
614
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:35,261
Have an open mind, man, this is
the only spot that's available.
615
00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,448
Besides, the guy might be cool.
616
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:38,264
I should've just stayed home.
617
00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:40,266
What is your problem?
618
00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:42,102
Well, the cops
took my weed, man!
619
00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:43,228
Focus, Joey.
620
00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:44,813
Focus.
621
00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:46,815
You Boy Scouts get
older every year.
622
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,276
Not interested.
623
00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:51,236
[farts]
624
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:52,421
Uh, sir, we're not Boy Scouts.
625
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:54,447
We're here about the place.
626
00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,449
What place?
627
00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:58,785
Uh, this place.
628
00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:02,288
The ad you had for roommates?
629
00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:05,250
Oh yeah, yeah.
630
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,459
Come on in.
631
00:27:06,501 --> 00:27:07,669
Heh.
632
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,130
You Jews?
633
00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:12,340
Uh, you say that like
that's a bad thing.
634
00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:13,925
So, no.
635
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:16,219
We're not of Jewish persuasion.
636
00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:18,304
Good, come on in.
637
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:19,305
You boys Jews?
638
00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:20,765
Great, an anti-Semite.
639
00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:24,936
Well this part isn't so bad.
640
00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:26,396
So what's your name, friend?
641
00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:27,313
Hey, I'm Lloyd.
642
00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:28,355
[laughs]
643
00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:29,024
You smell like a Lloyd.
644
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,315
What?
645
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:31,401
I said can you show
us the rooms please?
646
00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:33,194
Yeah, right in here.
647
00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:35,405
Ta-da!
648
00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:36,114
Wow.
649
00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:37,282
Ooh, dibs, dibs, dibs!
650
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:40,035
[laughing]
651
00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:41,119
You got kids Lloyd?
652
00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:42,162
Eh...
653
00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:44,289
Are those handcuffs?
654
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,058
You know, let me show
you your room, alright?
655
00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:49,169
It's right around here,
you're gonna love this, huh?
656
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,503
[bear squeaks]
657
00:27:50,545 --> 00:27:52,797
[Lloyd mumbling indistinctly]
658
00:27:54,924 --> 00:27:56,426
Ah, there you go.
659
00:27:56,468 --> 00:27:57,719
Hm.
660
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:03,075
So where do you sleep, Lloyd?
661
00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:05,310
Eh, I'm a couch sleeper.
662
00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:07,062
Downstairs.
663
00:28:09,898 --> 00:28:11,441
Well...
664
00:28:11,483 --> 00:28:13,323
I think you got yourself
a couple of roommates.
665
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,528
- Cool?
- Alright?
666
00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:19,866
Sure, you boys ain't queer
Jews, so welcome aboard!
667
00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:23,203
Hmm... you ain't
gay, are you?
668
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:24,537
Me? Oh, God no.
669
00:28:24,579 --> 00:28:25,455
[laughs]
670
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:26,873
I love pussy.
671
00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:28,166
Love women, you know.
672
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:30,543
Whip out your wiener, stick
it in there, swirl it around.
673
00:28:30,585 --> 00:28:31,753
Ahh!
674
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:33,380
Ahh!
675
00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:34,047
Good times, huh?
676
00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:36,424
[Laughs]
677
00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:37,466
Ehh...
678
00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:39,236
You boys ain't tweakers are you?
679
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:40,387
Oh, no, God no.
680
00:28:40,428 --> 00:28:41,262
This is all natural man.
681
00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:42,304
Drugs are awful.
682
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:43,924
We don't do that shit at all.
683
00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:45,015
- Nope, never.
- Good.
684
00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:45,684
Eatin' pussy, eatin' pussy,
not doing drugs.
685
00:28:46,184 --> 00:28:47,352
Good, good!
686
00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:48,895
[Laughing]
687
00:28:48,937 --> 00:28:50,377
Well, if you boys
don't need anything
688
00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:53,918
else I'm going to go back down
and watch my stories, huh?
689
00:28:53,942 --> 00:28:54,984
Okay.
690
00:28:56,194 --> 00:28:58,029
Oh, and don't mind
the door knob being gone.
691
00:28:58,071 --> 00:28:59,173
It's a precautionary measure.
692
00:28:59,197 --> 00:29:00,407
No problem.
693
00:29:00,448 --> 00:29:02,992
Can't imagine any time
where I'd ever need to
694
00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:04,160
feel safe and secure.
695
00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:05,787
He smells bad.
696
00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:12,836
[coughing]
697
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:18,466
Hey, I thought you were
against drug use Lloyd.
698
00:29:18,508 --> 00:29:19,592
I am.
699
00:29:19,634 --> 00:29:21,594
Can't stand druggies.
700
00:29:21,636 --> 00:29:24,305
This is God's herb.
701
00:29:24,347 --> 00:29:26,016
Weed ain't drugs.
702
00:29:26,057 --> 00:29:29,144
Mm, I think we're going
to get along just fine.
703
00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:31,438
Hey, where can I get some
of this shit around here?
704
00:29:31,479 --> 00:29:32,939
Go see Patch.
705
00:29:32,981 --> 00:29:34,482
Patch is the hookup.
706
00:29:34,524 --> 00:29:35,608
Yeah.
707
00:29:35,650 --> 00:29:36,836
He'll be open tomorrow morning.
708
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:39,446
If you go to his garage,
go around the back.
709
00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:40,947
Tell him I sent you.
710
00:29:40,989 --> 00:29:41,989
Patch.
711
00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:44,367
Think I can get a
little 'til then?
712
00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:49,414
I'm, uh, kind of a bogart.
713
00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:50,832
I see.
714
00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:59,174
[coughing]
715
00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:01,134
See, I thought I would
hate it here.
716
00:30:01,176 --> 00:30:02,344
I like Mooseheart!
717
00:30:02,385 --> 00:30:03,720
It's not bad!
718
00:30:03,762 --> 00:30:05,489
Ah, where else can you get
a pumpkin and a lube job?
719
00:30:05,513 --> 00:30:06,556
One stop shopping.
720
00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:08,099
Ah, awesome.
721
00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:10,018
Dude, let's go find this weirdo.
722
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:12,060
Hey, actually man, I'm
going to pick out a pumpkin,
723
00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:13,205
so why don't you go
do your weed thing,
724
00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:14,349
and I'll meet you back here.
725
00:30:15,565 --> 00:30:17,668
Yeah, why don't you go pick
out a pumpkin because that's
726
00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:19,372
extremely gay of you,
but I still love you.
727
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:19,694
Hey, seriously, we got
stuff to do, so...
728
00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:21,070
Got you.
729
00:30:21,696 --> 00:30:22,989
[idle humming]
730
00:30:23,031 --> 00:30:24,532
Ooh!
731
00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:30,205
Make this work...
732
00:30:30,705 --> 00:30:33,375
[idle humming]
733
00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:37,921
Oh!
734
00:30:37,962 --> 00:30:38,672
- Oh my God, I'm sorry.
- I'm so...
735
00:30:38,713 --> 00:30:40,423
Are you okay, or...
736
00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:43,694
Yeah, I'm sure you get
this a lot, but aren't you
737
00:30:43,718 --> 00:30:44,958
that girl from the infomercial?
738
00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:50,433
Uh, I am, yeah,
and I get that never.
739
00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:52,195
I actually don't think
they had enough money
740
00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:53,019
to air it on normal
channels, so.
741
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:54,688
Oh, well you were great.
742
00:30:54,729 --> 00:30:55,730
Oh...
743
00:30:55,772 --> 00:30:57,524
- Really... convincing.
- Thank you.
744
00:30:57,565 --> 00:30:58,942
Thanks.
745
00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,336
I did it as a favor
for my boyfriend, so.
746
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,112
Well if...
747
00:31:02,153 --> 00:31:02,654
[coughing]
748
00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:03,696
Are you okay?
749
00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:13,540
What do you need?
750
00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:15,041
Looking for Patch?
751
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:15,625
[laughs]
752
00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:17,168
I'm Patch.
753
00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:18,294
Love the name, man.
754
00:31:18,336 --> 00:31:19,546
Clever stuff.
755
00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:22,298
You own a pumpkin patch,
sort of, and your n...
756
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:25,510
Oh, shit. I see.
757
00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:26,761
What do you need?
758
00:31:26,803 --> 00:31:32,225
I got carved pumpkins,
tune up, trunk liner.
759
00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:35,603
Mm, word around town is
you're the guy to see
760
00:31:35,645 --> 00:31:38,148
about a green pumpkin?
761
00:31:38,189 --> 00:31:38,273
Doo-doot-doot.
762
00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:40,108
Huh?
763
00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:43,695
We got orange pumpkins
and some yellows.
764
00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:45,071
Weed! Do you have any weed?
765
00:31:45,113 --> 00:31:47,574
I don't usually sell,
personally.
766
00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:51,202
Are you a cop?
767
00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:52,412
I look like a cop?
768
00:31:52,454 --> 00:31:53,288
No, you look like the
sixth member of the
769
00:31:53,329 --> 00:31:55,206
Backstreet Boys.
770
00:31:55,248 --> 00:31:58,501
And everybody knows that
an undercover cop don't
771
00:31:58,543 --> 00:32:00,754
look like an undercover cop.
772
00:32:00,795 --> 00:32:02,630
That's the point!
773
00:32:02,672 --> 00:32:04,272
Alright, look,
want me to prove it to you
774
00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:04,924
that I'm not a cop,
or I'm wearing a wire?
775
00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:06,426
I'll get buck-naked ri...
776
00:32:06,468 --> 00:32:07,469
Hey, hey.
777
00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:12,098
That's not necessary.
778
00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:13,420
You've got a lot of spirit, kid.
779
00:32:14,809 --> 00:32:16,269
You want to work?
780
00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:19,105
Well, I'm flattered,
but I don't do the male
781
00:32:19,147 --> 00:32:20,227
prostitution thing anymore.
782
00:32:20,273 --> 00:32:21,524
Been there, done that.
783
00:32:21,566 --> 00:32:22,442
When you suck dick...
784
00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:23,610
Hey!
785
00:32:23,651 --> 00:32:26,613
Do you want to sell?
786
00:32:26,654 --> 00:32:29,157
He who has the
weed has the power.
787
00:32:29,199 --> 00:32:33,620
Especially in this town,
and I run Mooseheart.
788
00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:34,680
You're not afraid of the
cops or anything, huh?
789
00:32:34,704 --> 00:32:37,457
Once in a while it gets hectic.
790
00:32:37,499 --> 00:32:39,125
Alright, okay.
791
00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:40,527
I see what you're
saying Mr. Patch.
792
00:32:41,628 --> 00:32:43,797
Uh, fuck it, yeah, I'll
sell your drugs for you.
793
00:32:43,838 --> 00:32:45,298
Heh, can I get a
sample or something?
794
00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:46,633
I'm jonesin', it's been a while.
795
00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:49,386
- Hang on.
- Alright.
796
00:32:50,178 --> 00:32:52,222
Fuck, I'm not gonna sell weed.
797
00:32:52,263 --> 00:32:53,824
I'll tell him I'm selling
weed to smoke it.
798
00:32:53,848 --> 00:32:55,308
How can that plan backfire?
799
00:32:55,350 --> 00:32:57,018
Oh shit, he's packing heat.
800
00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:00,706
I really do not think
we're going to find
801
00:33:00,730 --> 00:33:01,690
another one like this.
802
00:33:01,731 --> 00:33:03,149
This is the best one.
803
00:33:03,191 --> 00:33:04,234
I agree.
804
00:33:05,527 --> 00:33:09,823
You know, um, why don't
you carve it with me?
805
00:33:09,864 --> 00:33:11,658
I wouldn't feel right
just taking it.
806
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:16,246
Oh, honestly I would love
nothing more, trust me,
807
00:33:16,287 --> 00:33:17,640
but you mentioned earlier
that you had a boyfriend
808
00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:18,581
and that's not really my...
809
00:33:18,623 --> 00:33:21,126
Oh, no no no no no.
810
00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:23,628
I said that I, I did the
commercial as a favor to
811
00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:25,505
my boyfriend at the time,
but we broke up,
812
00:33:25,547 --> 00:33:26,506
like, a long time ago.
813
00:33:26,548 --> 00:33:27,507
Oh, that's great.
814
00:33:27,549 --> 00:33:29,300
Uh, that's horrible.
815
00:33:29,342 --> 00:33:31,386
Um, here.
816
00:33:31,428 --> 00:33:33,513
- It's my card.
- Oh.
817
00:33:33,555 --> 00:33:35,849
Suicide counselor.
818
00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:36,890
Yeah.
819
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,268
That's, uh, interesting.
820
00:33:39,227 --> 00:33:41,187
Yeah, uh, do you want
to call me tomorrow?
821
00:33:41,229 --> 00:33:42,229
Yes.
822
00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:44,607
I will definitely
call you tomorrow.
823
00:33:44,649 --> 00:33:45,525
Alright.
824
00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:47,318
Definitely.
825
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,360
[Singing lightly]
826
00:33:49,404 --> 00:33:50,423
Fuck, man, did you
spend all our money?
827
00:33:50,447 --> 00:33:52,323
Nah, man! I'm selling it!
828
00:33:52,365 --> 00:33:53,324
You got a job?
829
00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:54,367
I'm a go-getter.
830
00:33:54,409 --> 00:33:55,785
Who's the dame?
831
00:33:55,827 --> 00:33:57,037
That's her.
832
00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:59,122
That's the girl from the
infomercial, Madison.
833
00:33:59,164 --> 00:34:00,874
Oh, the one you
were talking about.
834
00:34:00,915 --> 00:34:04,711
Dude, she's as white
trash as it gets.
835
00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:06,671
Should have no problem
sealing that deal buddy.
836
00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:08,340
- Mm.
- Come on.
837
00:34:08,381 --> 00:34:09,674
Hey, look!
My first customer.
838
00:34:09,716 --> 00:34:11,384
Hey, you want to buy
some weed, kid?
839
00:34:11,426 --> 00:34:13,261
Dude, I'm like fifteen.
840
00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:14,864
He's just kidding, he's off his
Ritalin. Don't listen to him.
841
00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:16,240
I smoked it when
I was thirteen, bro.
842
00:34:16,264 --> 00:34:17,724
- Don't be a pussy.
- Subtle! Subtle!
843
00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:19,243
No, what do you mean?
Everyone smokes weed!
844
00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:20,226
Oh, God...
845
00:34:20,268 --> 00:34:21,227
I'll find that kid again.
846
00:34:21,269 --> 00:34:22,687
He looked real familiar.
847
00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:24,731
[eagle screech]
848
00:34:24,773 --> 00:34:27,734
[rock music]
849
00:34:27,776 --> 00:34:30,820
♪
850
00:34:31,738 --> 00:34:32,697
[video game music]
851
00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:33,865
What the?
852
00:34:33,907 --> 00:34:34,907
That's a cold 487.
853
00:34:35,742 --> 00:34:37,102
I got the lights,
I got the lights!
854
00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:38,596
- Yeah, cold 487.
- Well, copy that.
855
00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:41,247
[police siren]
856
00:34:41,289 --> 00:34:43,708
[music]
857
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:46,503
♪
858
00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:03,353
It looks like we just got
another asshole tourist.
859
00:35:03,395 --> 00:35:06,606
You, uh, you want to
handle this one yourself?
860
00:35:06,648 --> 00:35:08,942
Oh yeah, I got it.
861
00:35:08,983 --> 00:35:10,694
Bet your ass.
862
00:35:10,735 --> 00:35:13,279
Go get him killer.
863
00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:18,451
Do you know how fast
you were going?
864
00:35:18,493 --> 00:35:20,412
Even though I'm sure you've
never driven a car
865
00:35:20,453 --> 00:35:23,832
like this before, I assure you
it does have a speedometer.
866
00:35:23,873 --> 00:35:25,208
Huh?
867
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:26,918
Yes, I know how fast
I was going.
868
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,211
You could've hurt someone.
869
00:35:28,253 --> 00:35:29,838
I could've done a lot of things.
870
00:35:29,879 --> 00:35:32,173
Get out the car, dipshit.
871
00:35:32,507 --> 00:35:34,175
Mhmm.
872
00:35:35,427 --> 00:35:36,553
Hands on the hood.
873
00:35:37,762 --> 00:35:39,305
Really?
874
00:35:39,347 --> 00:35:40,598
You hiding anything?
875
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,392
[scoffs]
876
00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:44,829
When you have as much money as I
do and you look the way I do,
877
00:35:44,853 --> 00:35:45,478
you don't need to hide
anything sweetheart.
878
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,814
Ohoho!
879
00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:49,649
[Voice on Video]
880
00:35:49,691 --> 00:35:50,691
No!
881
00:35:52,944 --> 00:35:55,989
As if you don't think I
will search everywhere.
882
00:35:56,031 --> 00:35:56,448
Go anywhere you like.
883
00:35:56,823 --> 00:35:58,700
Thank you.
884
00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,619
Now spread 'em.
885
00:36:04,372 --> 00:36:05,331
Oh, geez.
886
00:36:05,373 --> 00:36:06,373
Uh huh.
887
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,251
What you hiding in there?
888
00:36:10,795 --> 00:36:12,255
Mhm.
889
00:36:13,548 --> 00:36:15,925
Oh, no, no, no.
890
00:36:15,967 --> 00:36:17,469
Oh my god.
891
00:36:18,303 --> 00:36:20,263
Oh, you got it all tight.
I'm gonna get in there.
892
00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:21,305
[clears throat]
893
00:36:21,931 --> 00:36:23,975
Uh, you know who this is, right?
894
00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:27,604
Yeah, some snobby scumbag
who's got drug paraphernalia
895
00:36:27,645 --> 00:36:28,855
in his ass.
896
00:36:28,897 --> 00:36:30,940
He ain't got nothing
in his ass, Thompson!
897
00:36:30,982 --> 00:36:31,983
[plucking sound]
898
00:36:32,025 --> 00:36:33,025
Ah!
899
00:36:33,985 --> 00:36:35,945
Oh, damn.
900
00:36:35,987 --> 00:36:37,864
Well, looks like you caught me.
901
00:36:37,906 --> 00:36:39,008
- Mhmm.
- Take me in, officers.
902
00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:39,991
Oh, my pleasure.
903
00:36:40,033 --> 00:36:41,326
Knock it off, Thompson.
904
00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,372
Do you recognize this name?
905
00:36:45,413 --> 00:36:46,915
Connor Price. So what?
906
00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:48,500
That's the mayor's son.
907
00:36:48,541 --> 00:36:51,461
Well, you know mine, and I
don't have the pleasure
908
00:36:51,503 --> 00:36:53,004
of knowing yours.
909
00:36:53,046 --> 00:36:54,065
I'm sure my father would love
to know who's harassing me.
910
00:36:54,089 --> 00:36:58,051
Let me guess:
The Jeffersons!
911
00:36:58,093 --> 00:37:00,428
- That is right.
- That's us!
912
00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:02,013
Yeah, let's see what we got.
913
00:37:02,055 --> 00:37:04,557
We got Johnson and Thompson.
Now that I got that, I own you.
914
00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:07,060
How about you get that
door for me, alright?
915
00:37:07,102 --> 00:37:08,937
Thank you so much.
916
00:37:08,978 --> 00:37:09,896
Now get your hands off
the car. Thank you.
917
00:37:09,938 --> 00:37:11,439
It's a pretty color!
918
00:37:11,481 --> 00:37:13,483
Let me help you with
your seatbelt, Connor.
919
00:37:13,525 --> 00:37:14,565
Don't touch the car. Yeah.
920
00:37:15,318 --> 00:37:16,027
You guys have a great afternoon.
921
00:37:16,069 --> 00:37:17,278
Okay.
922
00:37:25,954 --> 00:37:27,914
Good education...
923
00:37:27,956 --> 00:37:31,418
solid job history...
924
00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:35,088
and this Mr. Lloyd Paxton
can vouch for you?
925
00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:36,798
That's what I pay him for.
926
00:37:38,925 --> 00:37:41,761
[laughing]
927
00:37:41,803 --> 00:37:44,514
Well played.
928
00:37:44,556 --> 00:37:47,767
That's what I pay
him for, that's good.
929
00:37:47,809 --> 00:37:49,477
Well...
930
00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:54,024
Well I see know reason why
you can't join the team today.
931
00:37:54,065 --> 00:37:55,608
Really?
932
00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:57,944
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well that's great. Thank you.
933
00:37:57,986 --> 00:38:00,030
I won't be hiring you, though.
934
00:38:00,739 --> 00:38:01,823
But, you said...
935
00:38:03,116 --> 00:38:07,120
Now see, I'm running for
mayor of Mooseheart, kid.
936
00:38:07,162 --> 00:38:10,623
And this is not the time for
me to bring outsiders in.
937
00:38:10,665 --> 00:38:12,542
I mean as far as I know
you could be one of
938
00:38:12,584 --> 00:38:14,461
Mayor Price's spies.
939
00:38:14,502 --> 00:38:16,546
- No, no, I'm no spy.
- Yeah?
940
00:38:16,588 --> 00:38:18,590
Please, Mr. Pilm...
941
00:38:18,631 --> 00:38:22,594
Your highness, your honor...
942
00:38:22,635 --> 00:38:25,638
- Um, Judge Pilmington.
- Good.
943
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,476
This is the best place
hiring in town right now.
944
00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:32,145
And the economy around here
really isn't that great.
945
00:38:32,187 --> 00:38:33,563
I know, I know.
946
00:38:33,605 --> 00:38:35,398
That's why I'm running
for office, kid.
947
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,067
Come on! Pay
attention, Troy!
948
00:38:37,108 --> 00:38:37,609
Pay attention!
949
00:38:38,026 --> 00:38:39,069
It's, uh...
950
00:38:40,528 --> 00:38:42,648
Nobody's going to hire you
if you don't pay attention.
951
00:38:42,822 --> 00:38:47,744
Alright, go see Rosa in
unemployment. Now. Go.
952
00:38:48,787 --> 00:38:48,912
Thank you for your time.
953
00:38:49,245 --> 00:38:50,914
Mm.
954
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,208
I appreciate it.
955
00:38:53,249 --> 00:38:56,002
Here, pass some of these
out to your friends.
956
00:38:56,044 --> 00:38:57,962
- Oh, um...
- Here.
957
00:38:58,004 --> 00:39:00,507
Give some to Rosa, too, alright?
958
00:39:00,548 --> 00:39:01,466
Sure.
959
00:39:01,508 --> 00:39:03,134
Go. Go, go.
960
00:39:03,176 --> 00:39:04,761
Yeah.
961
00:39:07,722 --> 00:39:09,891
He said all that?
962
00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:11,685
That's just crazy.
963
00:39:11,726 --> 00:39:14,521
He has no real chance
to be a mayor.
964
00:39:14,562 --> 00:39:16,523
Vote for me and get free bail?
965
00:39:16,564 --> 00:39:18,525
You've gotta be kidding me.
966
00:39:18,566 --> 00:39:19,651
He's been a terrible judge.
967
00:39:20,985 --> 00:39:22,213
Pissed off a lot of people
around here, handing out
968
00:39:22,237 --> 00:39:25,532
bogus sentences for no reason.
969
00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:28,535
He's a shady and corrupt man.
970
00:39:28,576 --> 00:39:30,161
Shady and corrupt.
971
00:39:30,203 --> 00:39:33,039
That would never work
for a politician.
972
00:39:33,081 --> 00:39:35,166
[laughing]
973
00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:37,711
So, where is everybody?
974
00:39:37,752 --> 00:39:39,713
I would think this place
would be packed.
975
00:39:39,754 --> 00:39:42,048
Oh, it would be if we
could help them.
976
00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:43,883
I mean even you, sweetie.
977
00:39:43,925 --> 00:39:46,720
I don't think there's much
here for a sociology major.
978
00:39:46,761 --> 00:39:50,557
At least not for the
money you're looking for.
979
00:39:50,598 --> 00:39:53,476
All I have left are HR Jobs.
980
00:39:53,518 --> 00:39:54,227
Entry level.
981
00:39:54,269 --> 00:39:56,646
Some farm work.
982
00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:59,024
School admin, grief
and suicide counselor.
983
00:39:59,065 --> 00:40:00,567
Suicide counselor?
984
00:40:00,608 --> 00:40:03,737
Yeah, but it's part time,
and the pay is...
985
00:40:03,778 --> 00:40:05,655
Sounds good!
986
00:40:05,697 --> 00:40:08,199
And the suicide rates
around here...
987
00:40:08,241 --> 00:40:09,743
Oh, sky high.
988
00:40:09,784 --> 00:40:11,745
It just adds to our
Mooseheart charm.
989
00:40:11,786 --> 00:40:13,079
Haunted city and all.
990
00:40:13,121 --> 00:40:14,497
High suicide rates.
991
00:40:14,539 --> 00:40:15,915
Very charming.
992
00:40:15,957 --> 00:40:17,917
[laughs]
993
00:40:17,959 --> 00:40:19,210
[door opens]
994
00:40:19,252 --> 00:40:21,004
Here, here we go.
995
00:40:21,046 --> 00:40:22,213
Okay.
996
00:40:22,255 --> 00:40:24,716
Wow. Listen, I want you
to listen to something.
997
00:40:24,758 --> 00:40:25,550
What is that?
998
00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:26,592
What is that noise?
999
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:27,760
Well, there is no noise.
1000
00:40:28,053 --> 00:40:29,596
My goodness, are
we at a library?
1001
00:40:29,637 --> 00:40:30,637
Are we at a hospital?
1002
00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:32,616
Are we in a museum?
I don't know.
1003
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:33,725
Are we in a morgue?
1004
00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:36,787
No, we are at the Mooseheart
Unemployment Office.
1005
00:40:36,811 --> 00:40:39,064
But there is nobody here
because I am the mayor
1006
00:40:39,105 --> 00:40:42,192
that leads with 100% efficiency.
1007
00:40:42,817 --> 00:40:45,111
Oh, damnit.
1008
00:40:46,529 --> 00:40:47,030
Well...
1009
00:40:47,072 --> 00:40:48,239
[laughs]
1010
00:40:48,281 --> 00:40:49,801
Every now and then,
even your wonderful
1011
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:53,578
mayor will make a mistake
and so we have one person.
1012
00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:54,621
That's not bad, right?
1013
00:40:54,662 --> 00:40:55,662
Just one?
1014
00:40:57,123 --> 00:40:58,416
Oh okay, I don't even want one.
1015
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,585
That's right. No unemployed
here in Mooseheart.
1016
00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:01,836
Come over here, son.
1017
00:41:01,878 --> 00:41:02,087
Come here, please.
1018
00:41:02,504 --> 00:41:04,047
[thuds]
1019
00:41:05,882 --> 00:41:08,677
Okay, son. So you just had your
meeting and I'm wondering,
1020
00:41:08,718 --> 00:41:10,178
are you leaving here with a job?
1021
00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:11,860
Uh, actually I got a
number to call for an
1022
00:41:11,888 --> 00:41:13,848
interview at the suicide
counseling center so...
1023
00:41:13,890 --> 00:41:15,350
The counseling center.
1024
00:41:15,392 --> 00:41:17,161
I happen to know the man who
runs the counseling center.
1025
00:41:17,185 --> 00:41:19,646
I will call on your behalf
and I can guarantee
1026
00:41:19,688 --> 00:41:20,980
you got the job.
1027
00:41:21,022 --> 00:41:22,022
That's great!
1028
00:41:22,524 --> 00:41:23,644
Thank you so
much, Mr. Mayor.
1029
00:41:24,275 --> 00:41:25,527
Thank you.
So there you have it.
1030
00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:28,248
I am the active mayor
that Mooseheart needs.
1031
00:41:28,405 --> 00:41:33,576
So vote Price because as we
all know, the price is right.
1032
00:41:34,869 --> 00:41:37,664
You turn that fucking
camera off my face again
1033
00:41:37,706 --> 00:41:39,082
and I will rip
you a new asshole.
1034
00:41:39,124 --> 00:41:40,333
Are you stupid?
1035
00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:41,852
You're on that fucking
short bus, aren't you?
1036
00:41:41,876 --> 00:41:43,670
You're an idiot and
you're no better either.
1037
00:41:43,712 --> 00:41:45,312
Don't be looking at
him like he's stupid.
1038
00:41:46,965 --> 00:41:49,175
Well, not like I was
forced into doing the
1039
00:41:49,217 --> 00:41:51,720
mayor a favor because he
has incriminating photos
1040
00:41:51,761 --> 00:41:54,264
that may or may not
be me at a rest stop.
1041
00:41:54,305 --> 00:41:57,183
It could've been anyone's penis.
1042
00:41:58,184 --> 00:41:59,728
Sorry.
1043
00:41:59,769 --> 00:42:01,205
Madison will be done in
ten minutes and then we do
1044
00:42:01,229 --> 00:42:03,690
individual sessions.
1045
00:42:03,732 --> 00:42:05,191
Now do you have
suicide experience?
1046
00:42:05,233 --> 00:42:07,360
Oh yeah, I sure do.
1047
00:42:07,402 --> 00:42:09,237
Great, let's check on Madison.
1048
00:42:09,279 --> 00:42:10,613
Okay.
1049
00:42:10,655 --> 00:42:13,033
[music]
1050
00:42:13,074 --> 00:42:16,327
♪
1051
00:42:18,121 --> 00:42:20,206
It wasn't my penis.
1052
00:42:20,248 --> 00:42:22,334
What about me?
1053
00:42:23,793 --> 00:42:26,254
I think I started stripping
after my dad left.
1054
00:42:26,921 --> 00:42:28,965
So...
1055
00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:33,011
Mada...
1056
00:42:34,929 --> 00:42:36,306
How are things?
1057
00:42:37,807 --> 00:42:38,975
It's Adam.
1058
00:42:39,017 --> 00:42:39,976
Oh, right.
1059
00:42:40,018 --> 00:42:41,018
Not good.
1060
00:42:41,144 --> 00:42:44,731
My fiancé dumped me.
1061
00:42:44,773 --> 00:42:48,818
She left me for my stepbrother
who, from what I understand,
1062
00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:51,821
is more well-endowed.
1063
00:42:51,863 --> 00:42:53,907
Oh!
1064
00:42:53,948 --> 00:42:55,992
Brutal.
1065
00:42:58,286 --> 00:43:01,623
Maybe you should kill yourself.
1066
00:43:01,998 --> 00:43:04,417
That's what I'm thinking.
1067
00:43:04,459 --> 00:43:06,419
There's nothing left
for me on this earth.
1068
00:43:06,461 --> 00:43:08,129
I know that feeling.
1069
00:43:10,715 --> 00:43:13,927
Although, just when you
think there's no one out
1070
00:43:13,968 --> 00:43:19,432
there for you, that's
when you find them.
1071
00:43:19,474 --> 00:43:20,934
Really?
1072
00:43:20,975 --> 00:43:24,938
Oh yeah, there's someone
out there for everyone.
1073
00:43:24,979 --> 00:43:30,110
Probably not you,
but you never know.
1074
00:43:30,151 --> 00:43:32,654
But most likely not.
1075
00:43:34,739 --> 00:43:35,739
Well, uh...
1076
00:43:35,907 --> 00:43:37,283
Hope it works out. Okay!
1077
00:43:38,243 --> 00:43:39,119
Alright.
1078
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,163
Sir, sir, I'm happy to help.
1079
00:43:43,832 --> 00:43:45,792
- You're gonna be just fine.
- Thank you.
1080
00:43:45,834 --> 00:43:46,874
Okay, maybe not. Go ahead.
1081
00:43:49,879 --> 00:43:51,798
How did you do it?
1082
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,259
I mean, nobody has ever gotten
through to Adam before.
1083
00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:56,302
I, um, just told him the truth.
1084
00:43:56,344 --> 00:43:58,471
- The truth?
- Mhm.
1085
00:43:58,513 --> 00:44:00,306
And you proved that it helps.
1086
00:44:00,348 --> 00:44:02,183
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1087
00:44:02,225 --> 00:44:03,226
He'll be fine.
1088
00:44:03,268 --> 00:44:07,230
I think he's on the
straight narrow.
1089
00:44:07,272 --> 00:44:09,899
No one really says
that anymore, do they?
1090
00:44:09,941 --> 00:44:10,775
Not really.
1091
00:44:10,817 --> 00:44:12,777
But you were great.
1092
00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:14,863
I mean, Adam, he really
deserved a break.
1093
00:44:14,904 --> 00:44:17,782
So um, are we still
on for tomorrow night?
1094
00:44:17,824 --> 00:44:21,286
[loud thud]
1095
00:44:21,327 --> 00:44:22,763
And then the next night,
you can meet my friends.
1096
00:44:22,787 --> 00:44:23,455
I'm sorry, can meet who, now?
1097
00:44:23,496 --> 00:44:25,832
Okay, so every year...
1098
00:44:25,874 --> 00:44:27,083
[crying]
1099
00:44:27,125 --> 00:44:29,502
Adam!
1100
00:44:29,544 --> 00:44:31,921
Haven't you learned anything?
1101
00:44:31,963 --> 00:44:34,341
You're making me look bad.
1102
00:44:34,382 --> 00:44:36,718
I wasn't high enough.
1103
00:44:39,471 --> 00:44:40,013
You are responsible for
these damages coming out
1104
00:44:40,472 --> 00:44:42,474
of your pocket.
1105
00:44:43,224 --> 00:44:44,768
Now clean it up!
1106
00:44:54,319 --> 00:44:55,403
Lupe.
1107
00:44:55,445 --> 00:44:56,488
Si, sir.
1108
00:44:57,697 --> 00:44:57,947
Cancel my donation to
the orphanage fund.
1109
00:44:58,239 --> 00:44:59,908
Oh!
1110
00:44:59,949 --> 00:45:00,950
Alright?
1111
00:45:02,118 --> 00:45:04,037
Mayor Price is outspending
me ten to one.
1112
00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:06,289
I need to put all the money
into my campaign fund.
1113
00:45:06,331 --> 00:45:07,331
Okay.
1114
00:45:10,835 --> 00:45:11,878
Lupe.
1115
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,338
Yes?
1116
00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:15,882
I want these Uncle Sam posters
put up all over town.
1117
00:45:15,924 --> 00:45:18,385
Every wall, every fence,
every telephone pole.
1118
00:45:18,426 --> 00:45:20,428
I want the town papered.
1119
00:45:21,179 --> 00:45:24,057
Oh, and get the high
school students to do it.
1120
00:45:24,099 --> 00:45:25,308
We won't have to pay them.
1121
00:45:25,350 --> 00:45:26,309
It's a good civics lesson.
1122
00:45:26,351 --> 00:45:27,477
Si, sir.
1123
00:45:31,356 --> 00:45:32,565
Yeah.
1124
00:45:32,607 --> 00:45:36,319
[upbeat music]
1125
00:45:36,361 --> 00:45:39,155
♪
1126
00:45:42,492 --> 00:45:46,913
Yeah, you son of a gun.
1127
00:45:46,955 --> 00:45:48,289
[laughs]
1128
00:45:50,959 --> 00:45:53,920
Move it over here to
your left a little bit.
1129
00:45:53,962 --> 00:45:54,045
More.
1130
00:45:54,879 --> 00:45:57,424
Now wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
1131
00:45:57,465 --> 00:45:59,110
Bring it back, bring it
back, bring it back.
1132
00:45:59,134 --> 00:46:01,469
Just have a good ghost story
for her or something, bro.
1133
00:46:01,511 --> 00:46:03,304
Yeah, but it's her friends, man.
1134
00:46:03,346 --> 00:46:04,055
I gotta impress them.
1135
00:46:04,097 --> 00:46:05,140
That's a lot of pressure.
1136
00:46:06,349 --> 00:46:07,989
And public speaking
isn't really my thing.
1137
00:46:08,184 --> 00:46:10,061
Hey, now bring it over here.
1138
00:46:10,103 --> 00:46:12,981
- That's where I want it.
- You know, fuck this!
1139
00:46:13,023 --> 00:46:14,783
You know what? I'm gonna
leave it right here.
1140
00:46:14,816 --> 00:46:16,109
Is that feng shui
enough for you?
1141
00:46:16,151 --> 00:46:17,610
Look, just be yourself, alright?
1142
00:46:17,652 --> 00:46:20,155
Is that feng shui
enough for you?
1143
00:46:20,196 --> 00:46:21,406
Fucking weirdo.
1144
00:46:22,782 --> 00:46:24,593
Alright, I'm gonna go grab
us safe pumpkin carving
1145
00:46:24,617 --> 00:46:27,495
kits and try and think of a
story to tell her friends.
1146
00:46:27,537 --> 00:46:28,872
Alright, do it up, dog.
1147
00:46:28,913 --> 00:46:31,458
Okay, dog.
1148
00:46:31,499 --> 00:46:32,643
By the way, how's
business going?
1149
00:46:32,667 --> 00:46:34,544
Dude, I'm fucking killing it.
1150
00:46:34,586 --> 00:46:35,646
I'm thinking about cutting
out the middle man and
1151
00:46:35,670 --> 00:46:37,881
taking over this whole bitch.
1152
00:46:37,922 --> 00:46:39,883
Alright, bitch.
1153
00:46:39,924 --> 00:46:41,885
Break's over.
1154
00:46:41,926 --> 00:46:45,347
Move this thing back over
here in between the chairs.
1155
00:46:45,388 --> 00:46:46,890
Alright, 8 mile.
1156
00:46:46,931 --> 00:46:48,492
I'm gonna let you take
care of whatever this is.
1157
00:46:48,516 --> 00:46:49,893
I got it.
1158
00:46:49,934 --> 00:46:50,643
See you, Lloyd.
1159
00:46:50,685 --> 00:46:51,478
Where do you want this?
1160
00:46:51,519 --> 00:46:54,356
Between the chairs.
1161
00:46:56,316 --> 00:46:56,524
Happy?
1162
00:46:56,900 --> 00:46:58,318
Perfect.
1163
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,445
[laughing]
1164
00:47:00,487 --> 00:47:01,905
[speaking Spanish]
1165
00:47:17,212 --> 00:47:19,381
[brakes screeching]
[bells chime]
1166
00:47:21,966 --> 00:47:22,966
[knocking]
1167
00:47:24,052 --> 00:47:25,261
What?
1168
00:47:25,303 --> 00:47:27,430
Yo, yo, yo, check it, alright?
1169
00:47:27,472 --> 00:47:28,682
It's all true. Alright?
1170
00:47:28,723 --> 00:47:31,226
He got a whole new crew,
selling all over town.
1171
00:47:31,267 --> 00:47:35,939
Says he's gonna be the new
king of the patch, not you.
1172
00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:36,690
Yeah, yeah.
1173
00:47:36,731 --> 00:47:40,360
He punking your ass.
1174
00:47:40,402 --> 00:47:42,445
Punking, get it?
1175
00:47:42,487 --> 00:47:43,905
Pumpkin?
1176
00:47:45,657 --> 00:47:47,617
Go home.
1177
00:47:47,659 --> 00:47:49,953
Get some sleep.
1178
00:47:49,994 --> 00:47:51,579
We'll kill them all tomorrow.
1179
00:47:53,081 --> 00:47:54,374
All?
1180
00:47:55,458 --> 00:47:57,669
All of them.
1181
00:47:57,711 --> 00:47:58,711
Just like before.
1182
00:47:59,671 --> 00:48:02,924
He who has the
weed has the power.
1183
00:48:05,593 --> 00:48:06,873
For sure, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
1184
00:48:07,512 --> 00:48:07,554
Yeah, okay, whatever
you say, Old Ray.
1185
00:48:08,096 --> 00:48:09,514
[nervous laughs]
1186
00:48:13,101 --> 00:48:15,520
- Thin ridge.
- Oh, thin ridge.
1187
00:48:19,107 --> 00:48:20,400
Alright, thank you, nurse.
1188
00:48:20,442 --> 00:48:21,693
Very well done.
1189
00:48:21,735 --> 00:48:25,071
Okay, now I don't wanna
question a doctor, but
1190
00:48:25,113 --> 00:48:27,741
are you going to
remove the guts?
1191
00:48:27,782 --> 00:48:29,325
Oh, yeah.
1192
00:48:29,367 --> 00:48:30,994
Um, nope.
1193
00:48:31,036 --> 00:48:33,246
All the seeds and all that
squishy shit in there...
1194
00:48:33,288 --> 00:48:35,248
- What?
- Always creeps me out so, mhm.
1195
00:48:35,290 --> 00:48:36,166
But this is the best part.
1196
00:48:36,207 --> 00:48:37,625
Great, then it's all you.
1197
00:48:37,667 --> 00:48:39,228
- Oh, come on. Come on.
- Knock yourself out.
1198
00:48:39,252 --> 00:48:40,754
Look at this.
See, look.
1199
00:48:40,795 --> 00:48:42,088
- Ew.
- It feels nice.
1200
00:48:43,089 --> 00:48:45,258
Come on, just put your hand in.
1201
00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:46,301
- Mhm.
- Put your hand in.
1202
00:48:46,343 --> 00:48:47,260
Just do it.
1203
00:48:47,302 --> 00:48:49,095
Come on.
1204
00:48:51,056 --> 00:48:51,765
Ew.
1205
00:48:51,806 --> 00:48:53,308
It's not that bad, see?
1206
00:48:53,350 --> 00:48:55,310
Come on. Feel that?
1207
00:48:59,481 --> 00:49:01,024
You're right.
1208
00:49:01,066 --> 00:49:02,734
It is kinda nice.
1209
00:49:03,651 --> 00:49:05,111
Wow.
1210
00:49:05,153 --> 00:49:07,280
Looks like I got
here just in time.
1211
00:49:07,322 --> 00:49:08,740
Damnit, Connor!
1212
00:49:09,657 --> 00:49:11,326
Mother fucker!
1213
00:49:11,368 --> 00:49:14,704
Man, you can't just walk in
here like you own the joint.
1214
00:49:14,746 --> 00:49:19,167
Actually I can because
I do own the joint, man.
1215
00:49:19,209 --> 00:49:20,645
Maddie, you're lucky you
have such a mature boyfriend.
1216
00:49:20,669 --> 00:49:21,461
I forgive you.
1217
00:49:21,503 --> 00:49:21,920
[laughs]
1218
00:49:21,961 --> 00:49:23,171
Boyfriend?
1219
00:49:23,213 --> 00:49:25,757
You mean the boyfriend
who up and leaves me,
1220
00:49:25,799 --> 00:49:27,384
goes to a big city.
1221
00:49:27,425 --> 00:49:29,719
No, our little arrangement
was over when you drove
1222
00:49:29,761 --> 00:49:32,472
off without even a goodbye text.
1223
00:49:32,514 --> 00:49:33,473
Boyfriend?
1224
00:49:33,515 --> 00:49:35,100
- No, it's...
- Look.
1225
00:49:35,141 --> 00:49:36,501
I want things to
go back to normal.
1226
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:39,360
I came home to help dad
with this election and
1227
00:49:39,562 --> 00:49:40,706
then start a political
career of my own and I'm
1228
00:49:40,730 --> 00:49:42,107
gonna do that with
you by my side.
1229
00:49:42,148 --> 00:49:44,192
As we agreed.
1230
00:49:44,234 --> 00:49:47,654
Every good congressman has a
hometown sweetheart story.
1231
00:49:47,696 --> 00:49:49,322
I won't be any different.
1232
00:49:49,364 --> 00:49:52,367
She's not a prize or a prop.
1233
00:49:52,409 --> 00:49:54,285
Connor...
1234
00:49:54,327 --> 00:49:56,705
That's Mr. Connor Price.
1235
00:49:56,746 --> 00:49:57,288
And I'm sorry, I didn't
catch your name.
1236
00:49:57,330 --> 00:50:01,334
Mr. Trent Cash.
1237
00:50:01,376 --> 00:50:04,462
Alright, Mr. Trent Cash, you can
get the hell out of my house.
1238
00:50:04,504 --> 00:50:05,714
Oh, your house?
1239
00:50:05,755 --> 00:50:07,274
You told me you wouldn't
pull this kinda crap.
1240
00:50:07,298 --> 00:50:08,258
You said you'd help me.
1241
00:50:08,299 --> 00:50:09,426
And I will help you.
1242
00:50:10,802 --> 00:50:11,428
Being engaged to a future
congressman will help both
1243
00:50:11,469 --> 00:50:13,722
of us, remember?
1244
00:50:13,763 --> 00:50:16,266
I won't ask again.
1245
00:50:16,307 --> 00:50:17,785
I'm pretty tight with
the local police.
1246
00:50:17,809 --> 00:50:23,106
We won't want an
incident, Trent.
1247
00:50:23,148 --> 00:50:25,108
I'll call you tomorrow, Trent.
1248
00:50:25,150 --> 00:50:26,401
What, seriously?
1249
00:50:26,443 --> 00:50:27,753
It's his home. He'll call
the friggin' police.
1250
00:50:27,777 --> 00:50:30,613
So just...
I'll be fine.
1251
00:50:31,573 --> 00:50:33,825
Bye, Trent.
1252
00:50:34,743 --> 00:50:37,620
[music]
1253
00:50:37,662 --> 00:50:40,457
♪
1254
00:50:40,498 --> 00:50:41,291
Hola.
1255
00:50:41,332 --> 00:50:42,542
Lupe. Yeah.
1256
00:50:42,584 --> 00:50:45,420
You weren't at your desk
so I called your cell.
1257
00:50:45,462 --> 00:50:50,258
I don't care if you're on
your way home to your casa.
1258
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:53,636
Listen to me. Listen...
Listen to me.
1259
00:50:53,678 --> 00:50:57,390
This new flyer and
poster is no good, Lupe.
1260
00:50:57,432 --> 00:50:58,432
It's no good.
1261
00:50:58,558 --> 00:51:02,437
The price is too high.
1262
00:51:02,479 --> 00:51:03,730
What does that even mean?
1263
00:51:04,939 --> 00:51:07,233
What do you mean,
I don't comprende?
1264
00:51:07,275 --> 00:51:09,861
I comprende fine.
1265
00:51:09,903 --> 00:51:11,780
Price too high!
1266
00:51:11,821 --> 00:51:13,239
No more, no more.
1267
00:51:13,281 --> 00:51:14,741
You're done, no more.
1268
00:51:16,242 --> 00:51:18,578
Fucking immigrants.
1269
00:51:21,581 --> 00:51:22,707
[exhales]
1270
00:51:39,891 --> 00:51:41,142
[door creaks open]
1271
00:52:09,838 --> 00:52:12,173
[door creaks open]
1272
00:52:13,883 --> 00:52:16,970
[music]
1273
00:52:17,012 --> 00:52:19,806
♪
1274
00:52:19,848 --> 00:52:21,474
[laughs]
1275
00:52:21,516 --> 00:52:23,244
Well you're a little big
to be trick or treating,
1276
00:52:23,268 --> 00:52:23,435
don't you think?
1277
00:52:23,810 --> 00:52:24,519
[laughs]
1278
00:52:24,561 --> 00:52:27,856
[baby laughing]
1279
00:52:29,315 --> 00:52:30,400
Hey, that's not funny!
1280
00:52:30,442 --> 00:52:31,317
That's not funny!
1281
00:52:31,359 --> 00:52:32,318
What are you doing?
1282
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:33,319
Hey!
1283
00:52:33,361 --> 00:52:36,740
[suspenseful music]
1284
00:52:36,781 --> 00:52:39,242
Why are you doing this?
1285
00:52:39,284 --> 00:52:40,827
Did Price put you up to this?
1286
00:52:40,869 --> 00:52:41,995
Huh?
1287
00:52:42,037 --> 00:52:44,539
[suspenseful music]
1288
00:52:44,581 --> 00:52:47,917
♪
1289
00:52:49,377 --> 00:52:51,880
[heavy breathing]
1290
00:53:10,565 --> 00:53:12,692
[nervous yelling]
1291
00:53:15,904 --> 00:53:18,948
[suspenseful music]
1292
00:53:18,990 --> 00:53:21,242
♪
1293
00:53:27,415 --> 00:53:28,667
[baby laughing]
1294
00:53:31,461 --> 00:53:32,461
[baby laughs]
1295
00:53:34,422 --> 00:53:36,841
[suspenseful music]
1296
00:53:36,883 --> 00:53:39,719
♪
1297
00:53:49,104 --> 00:53:52,023
[dramatic music]
1298
00:53:52,065 --> 00:53:54,401
♪
1299
00:54:02,367 --> 00:54:05,036
[groaning]
1300
00:54:05,995 --> 00:54:07,288
Lupe!
1301
00:54:11,793 --> 00:54:14,629
[laughing]
1302
00:54:16,381 --> 00:54:19,050
[phone ringing]
1303
00:54:24,806 --> 00:54:26,474
Hello?
1304
00:54:26,516 --> 00:54:27,600
He's gone.
1305
00:54:27,642 --> 00:54:30,937
Can you come back
like right now?
1306
00:54:30,979 --> 00:54:33,773
[rock music]
1307
00:54:33,815 --> 00:54:36,317
♪
1308
00:54:47,037 --> 00:54:48,621
Oops.
1309
00:54:48,663 --> 00:54:50,081
Let me get that.
1310
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:52,959
[laughs]
1311
00:54:53,001 --> 00:54:55,003
You get that.
1312
00:54:59,549 --> 00:55:01,343
Oh, Trent.
1313
00:55:05,597 --> 00:55:06,931
Whoa, Trent!
1314
00:55:08,099 --> 00:55:08,892
Shit!
1315
00:55:08,933 --> 00:55:11,102
Sorry! I, uh...
1316
00:55:11,144 --> 00:55:14,481
What the fuck are
you doing in here?
1317
00:55:14,522 --> 00:55:17,150
Well, the lightbulb in
the living room went out.
1318
00:55:17,192 --> 00:55:19,069
I needed a replacement.
1319
00:55:19,110 --> 00:55:22,072
- Okay.
- Lightbulbs aren't included.
1320
00:55:22,113 --> 00:55:23,740
Okay.
1321
00:55:24,407 --> 00:55:25,658
You sick bastard.
1322
00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:28,745
[laughs]
1323
00:55:29,454 --> 00:55:31,915
Gotta get that doorknob fixed.
1324
00:55:36,044 --> 00:55:37,212
I'm a gram short.
1325
00:55:37,253 --> 00:55:39,089
You've been pinching
out of my sac, Lloyd?
1326
00:55:41,966 --> 00:55:44,469
Oh, why is it so bright?
1327
00:55:50,141 --> 00:55:52,602
Hey, what's with all this candy?
1328
00:55:52,644 --> 00:55:55,021
I ain't gonna be that guy caught
without candy on Halloween.
1329
00:55:55,063 --> 00:55:57,440
That's for damn sure.
1330
00:55:59,818 --> 00:56:02,779
You hungover?
1331
00:56:02,821 --> 00:56:04,197
You have no idea.
1332
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:05,865
Would you guys hold it down?
1333
00:56:05,907 --> 00:56:07,033
Come on.
1334
00:56:09,244 --> 00:56:11,663
What the hell are you watching?
1335
00:56:11,705 --> 00:56:12,747
Scouting report.
1336
00:56:13,623 --> 00:56:15,542
We really need to
find a new place.
1337
00:56:15,583 --> 00:56:16,960
ASAP.
1338
00:56:18,753 --> 00:56:21,172
Woo! Woo!
1339
00:56:21,214 --> 00:56:23,049
Money!
1340
00:56:23,091 --> 00:56:23,883
Who the hell is this?
1341
00:56:23,925 --> 00:56:24,592
Oh, that's Quincy.
1342
00:56:24,634 --> 00:56:25,552
My number 2.
1343
00:56:25,593 --> 00:56:27,178
- Quincy.
- Uh, yeah.
1344
00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:29,889
The operation's getting so big,
I needed a little bit of muscle.
1345
00:56:29,931 --> 00:56:30,974
[knocking]
1346
00:56:31,016 --> 00:56:32,726
Yo, it's 5-0, 5-0!
1347
00:56:32,767 --> 00:56:35,228
5-0, that is so adorbs.
1348
00:56:35,270 --> 00:56:36,350
I love being a drug dealer.
1349
00:56:37,147 --> 00:56:37,731
Take all that shit outside, bro.
1350
00:56:37,772 --> 00:56:39,107
Shit.
1351
00:56:39,149 --> 00:56:42,068
What the fuck do they want?
1352
00:56:42,110 --> 00:56:43,820
[grunting]
1353
00:56:51,786 --> 00:56:53,163
Please, come in.
1354
00:56:53,204 --> 00:56:55,832
What can we do you for, officer?
1355
00:56:58,251 --> 00:57:00,253
Well, uh...
1356
00:57:00,295 --> 00:57:03,089
There was a murder last night.
1357
00:57:03,131 --> 00:57:06,259
Uh, Judge Pilmington.
1358
00:57:06,301 --> 00:57:09,554
He is running...
1359
00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:11,264
he was running for mayor.
1360
00:57:11,306 --> 00:57:13,516
Wow, that's terrible.
1361
00:57:13,558 --> 00:57:15,185
What happened?
1362
00:57:15,226 --> 00:57:17,687
Well he was stabbed three
times and then the killer
1363
00:57:17,729 --> 00:57:21,649
came back and stabbed
him 77 more times.
1364
00:57:21,691 --> 00:57:24,110
[laughing]
1365
00:57:24,152 --> 00:57:26,112
Fan-fucking-tastic.
1366
00:57:26,154 --> 00:57:28,698
The killings are back.
1367
00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:30,784
Just like in the eighties.
1368
00:57:30,825 --> 00:57:33,661
The haunted here made
this town what it is.
1369
00:57:33,703 --> 00:57:35,789
You seem to be pretty
proud of that, Lloyd.
1370
00:57:35,830 --> 00:57:37,040
Uh...
1371
00:57:37,082 --> 00:57:40,835
You know, they never
did catch the killer.
1372
00:57:40,877 --> 00:57:42,212
Mm-hmm.
1373
00:57:42,253 --> 00:57:44,798
Maybe you got something
you wanna tell me, boy?
1374
00:57:44,839 --> 00:57:47,676
Me?
1375
00:57:47,717 --> 00:57:48,717
Hell no, no.
1376
00:57:52,555 --> 00:57:53,723
What?
1377
00:57:53,765 --> 00:57:55,225
Yeah, yeah.
1378
00:57:55,266 --> 00:57:56,952
You two shit birds move
to town, all of a sudden
1379
00:57:56,976 --> 00:57:58,561
there's a murder.
1380
00:57:58,603 --> 00:57:59,747
That's gotta be a
coincidence though, right?
1381
00:57:59,771 --> 00:58:01,648
Mm-hmm.
1382
00:58:01,690 --> 00:58:04,317
Security footage outside
the courthouse got a
1383
00:58:04,359 --> 00:58:06,569
glimpse of a masked man.
1384
00:58:06,611 --> 00:58:08,279
Got a baby mask?
1385
00:58:08,321 --> 00:58:09,989
I got a lot of masks.
1386
00:58:10,031 --> 00:58:11,031
Not you, dickhead.
1387
00:58:14,285 --> 00:58:16,246
I don't...
1388
00:58:16,287 --> 00:58:17,622
baby masks?
1389
00:58:17,664 --> 00:58:19,791
I bet you don't.
1390
00:58:19,833 --> 00:58:22,752
Listen, you two,
don't leave town.
1391
00:58:22,794 --> 00:58:25,213
Okay?
1392
00:58:25,255 --> 00:58:26,673
Come on.
1393
00:58:27,632 --> 00:58:30,010
Clean up this piece of
shit you call a house.
1394
00:58:33,304 --> 00:58:35,974
Hey, was that my son on TV?
1395
00:58:38,935 --> 00:58:40,228
Eh, relax.
1396
00:58:41,771 --> 00:58:44,941
If they had anything on you,
they'd friggin' taken you in.
1397
00:58:52,866 --> 00:58:54,786
As long as the killer's
on the loose, it's only a
1398
00:58:54,826 --> 00:58:56,911
matter of time until they
figure out who I am.
1399
00:58:56,953 --> 00:58:59,098
And then they're never gonna
believe that I'm not the killer.
1400
00:58:59,122 --> 00:59:00,122
So what's there to do?
1401
00:59:02,083 --> 00:59:04,377
Catch the killer.
1402
00:59:04,419 --> 00:59:05,980
All this to protect
your secret identity?
1403
00:59:06,004 --> 00:59:09,174
And because there's a fucking
killer on the loose.
1404
00:59:09,215 --> 00:59:10,693
And these idiot cops
aren't gonna catch him.
1405
00:59:10,717 --> 00:59:13,178
Unless he's hiding
in someone's ass.
1406
00:59:13,219 --> 00:59:14,888
I wonder if that's
physically possible.
1407
00:59:14,929 --> 00:59:16,431
- Focus, Joey.
- Okay, sorry.
1408
00:59:16,473 --> 00:59:19,726
So you're telling me you're
gonna catch a murderer? Come on.
1409
00:59:19,768 --> 00:59:21,227
Sure, why not?
1410
00:59:21,269 --> 00:59:24,689
I find him, I stop him,
then I fort the killer and
1411
00:59:24,731 --> 00:59:25,899
I protect my identity.
1412
00:59:25,940 --> 00:59:26,900
It's a win-win.
1413
00:59:26,941 --> 00:59:28,261
It sounds like a
lot of work-work.
1414
00:59:29,402 --> 00:59:31,242
And these pigs coming
around here undressing me
1415
00:59:31,279 --> 00:59:32,405
with their eyes.
1416
00:59:32,447 --> 00:59:33,924
I could tell he wants
to be inside me.
1417
00:59:33,948 --> 00:59:35,909
No condo.
1418
00:59:35,950 --> 00:59:37,660
Makes me sick.
1419
00:59:37,702 --> 00:59:39,013
Alright, this money's
burning a hole in my pocket.
1420
00:59:39,037 --> 00:59:41,915
I'm gonna go buy me a fat
drug lord chain so I look
1421
00:59:41,956 --> 00:59:44,084
like a baller on these
streets, player.
1422
00:59:44,125 --> 00:59:46,002
Quincy, wait up.
1423
00:59:47,003 --> 00:59:49,255
Need help trying
that on, sweetie?
1424
00:59:49,297 --> 00:59:52,634
[indistinct chatter]
1425
00:59:55,303 --> 00:59:58,390
Your ass will look
so hot in that.
1426
00:59:59,849 --> 01:00:01,285
Oh, your hips will
look great in any...
1427
01:00:01,309 --> 01:00:03,395
So, how's it going?
1428
01:00:03,436 --> 01:00:04,436
Good, you know what?
1429
01:00:05,397 --> 01:00:06,940
I can't decide, this
one or this one?
1430
01:00:06,981 --> 01:00:10,276
- I kinda like...
- The one with less.
1431
01:00:10,318 --> 01:00:11,945
- Really?
- You know what?
1432
01:00:11,986 --> 01:00:14,948
What's the best way to
pick out a new costume?
1433
01:00:14,989 --> 01:00:18,451
Is to do a costume fitting
montage where you give me
1434
01:00:18,493 --> 01:00:20,829
- a thumbs up or thumbs down?
- Yes.
1435
01:00:20,870 --> 01:00:23,456
[upbeat music]
1436
01:00:23,498 --> 01:00:25,667
♪
1437
01:01:25,810 --> 01:01:26,871
You have got to be kidding me?
1438
01:01:26,895 --> 01:01:30,231
Those, those were
what guys like?
1439
01:01:30,273 --> 01:01:31,524
- Yeah.
- Oh!
1440
01:01:31,566 --> 01:01:33,276
Yes. Yes.
1441
01:01:33,318 --> 01:01:34,486
Well, it's your turn.
1442
01:01:35,070 --> 01:01:37,947
Okay.
1443
01:01:37,989 --> 01:01:39,324
[clears throat]
1444
01:01:41,451 --> 01:01:42,786
Done.
1445
01:01:42,827 --> 01:01:44,013
Let's get that.
You want some of this?
1446
01:01:44,037 --> 01:01:45,037
Hold up...
A dollar?
1447
01:01:45,246 --> 01:01:46,414
Okay, dog, we got that.
1448
01:01:47,749 --> 01:01:49,226
Let's get you that little
burn right there, baby.
1449
01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:50,370
Smell it.
Smells good, right?
1450
01:01:50,752 --> 01:01:51,912
Smells good.
Alright, alright.
1451
01:01:52,253 --> 01:01:52,504
Yo, man, tell your friends.
1452
01:01:53,129 --> 01:01:54,129
Tell your friends!
1453
01:01:55,298 --> 01:01:56,400
Hey, hey, hey! How much
did you get for that?
1454
01:01:56,424 --> 01:01:57,443
One dollar, dollar, dollar.
1455
01:01:57,467 --> 01:01:58,426
Oh my god, one dollar?
1456
01:01:58,468 --> 01:01:59,969
Dude, that cost me ten dollars!
1457
01:02:00,011 --> 01:02:00,345
- What the fuck?
- Oh.
1458
01:02:00,970 --> 01:02:02,555
Dude, look guys...
1459
01:02:02,597 --> 01:02:04,241
it's time we take this weed
game to the next level.
1460
01:02:04,265 --> 01:02:05,975
Yeah, yeah, the next level.
1461
01:02:06,017 --> 01:02:08,895
So look, I ordered us
shirts and hats with logos
1462
01:02:08,937 --> 01:02:10,581
and I was thinking maybe
we got matching shoes.
1463
01:02:10,605 --> 01:02:12,500
That'd be kinda cute if we
all had the same color shoes.
1464
01:02:12,524 --> 01:02:14,901
Yeah, yeah, matching shoes...
1465
01:02:14,943 --> 01:02:17,070
What the fuck, you repeating
everything I say?
1466
01:02:17,112 --> 01:02:18,822
And look, the main thing is...
1467
01:02:18,863 --> 01:02:20,863
we need to step up our
internet game. Social media.
1468
01:02:21,324 --> 01:02:22,426
You look like you know
your way around a computer.
1469
01:02:22,450 --> 01:02:24,077
Twitter, Facebook, Instagram.
1470
01:02:24,119 --> 01:02:25,453
All that shit.
1471
01:02:25,495 --> 01:02:26,931
And we can tell people how
much shit costs so they
1472
01:02:26,955 --> 01:02:27,955
don't even have to ask.
1473
01:02:28,832 --> 01:02:30,232
Oh, that's a great
idea, great idea.
1474
01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:31,894
How about we put our
address there so they know
1475
01:02:31,918 --> 01:02:32,836
where to find us?
1476
01:02:32,877 --> 01:02:33,920
- Oh!
- Yeah!
1477
01:02:33,962 --> 01:02:35,422
What are you guys
celebrating about?
1478
01:02:35,463 --> 01:02:38,091
You dumb fucking idiots.
1479
01:02:38,133 --> 01:02:39,944
You really wanna advertise
where we are, our address?
1480
01:02:39,968 --> 01:02:43,596
It's like telling the
feds, come arrest us,
1481
01:02:43,638 --> 01:02:44,931
come take us to jail.
1482
01:02:44,973 --> 01:02:47,142
I don't wanna go back
to jail, alright?
1483
01:02:47,183 --> 01:02:49,561
Oh my god, oh my god.
1484
01:02:49,602 --> 01:02:53,606
I cannot believe fucking
Poppy set me up with a
1485
01:02:53,648 --> 01:02:56,609
bunch of fake pussy
ass gangsters.
1486
01:02:56,651 --> 01:02:59,112
Poppy, Poppy, was fucking wrong.
1487
01:02:59,154 --> 01:03:00,280
We know our shit.
1488
01:03:00,321 --> 01:03:01,489
I got this one.
1489
01:03:03,199 --> 01:03:05,493
So you really don't
like the shoe idea?
1490
01:03:06,202 --> 01:03:07,562
- How'd it go?
- Yeah, it was good.
1491
01:03:08,496 --> 01:03:10,141
What'd I miss, what'd I miss?
The shoes, right?
1492
01:03:10,165 --> 01:03:11,475
- I like the shoes.
- Shut the fuck up.
1493
01:03:11,499 --> 01:03:12,876
You guys, man.
1494
01:03:12,917 --> 01:03:13,917
You need to...
1495
01:03:19,174 --> 01:03:21,509
Nah, nah, nah, let me
show you how it's done.
1496
01:03:22,552 --> 01:03:24,637
- Hey, uh, need a date?
- Excuse me?
1497
01:03:24,679 --> 01:03:25,679
Uh, you need some weed?
1498
01:03:26,181 --> 01:03:27,640
What are you new around here?
1499
01:03:27,682 --> 01:03:28,892
I don't recognize you.
1500
01:03:28,933 --> 01:03:31,603
Oh yeah, I just moved
here this week with my
1501
01:03:31,644 --> 01:03:33,313
half-brother, Trent.
1502
01:03:33,355 --> 01:03:34,564
Trent Cash?
1503
01:03:34,606 --> 01:03:35,899
Oh yeah, you know?
1504
01:03:35,940 --> 01:03:37,060
Same vagina, different dick.
1505
01:03:37,108 --> 01:03:39,486
How do you know Trent?
1506
01:03:39,527 --> 01:03:42,364
I know everything there is
to know about Mr. Trent Cash.
1507
01:03:42,405 --> 01:03:43,990
Everything?
1508
01:03:44,032 --> 01:03:45,575
You even know about his dad?
1509
01:03:47,035 --> 01:03:48,661
His dad?
1510
01:03:48,703 --> 01:03:52,082
Yeah, that's some crazy shit.
1511
01:03:52,123 --> 01:03:53,625
I know, man.
1512
01:03:53,667 --> 01:03:56,044
Imagine having the Bridgeport
Butcher to be your father.
1513
01:03:56,086 --> 01:03:57,003
Poor guy.
1514
01:03:57,045 --> 01:03:59,172
What a bum deal he got.
1515
01:03:59,214 --> 01:04:02,509
Yeah, Bridgeport Butcher.
1516
01:04:02,550 --> 01:04:04,111
So I guess if you're
friends with Trent, I'll
1517
01:04:04,135 --> 01:04:05,553
be seeing you around, huh?
1518
01:04:05,595 --> 01:04:07,013
Sure.
1519
01:04:07,055 --> 01:04:10,975
I'm sure there's nothing
else I can do you for.
1520
01:04:11,017 --> 01:04:12,060
No, I think I'm good.
1521
01:04:12,102 --> 01:04:13,520
You've been really
helpful as it is.
1522
01:04:13,561 --> 01:04:14,646
Yo, it's too obvious, man.
1523
01:04:14,688 --> 01:04:15,689
Come on, hurry it up.
1524
01:04:15,730 --> 01:04:17,107
Get the fuck out of here.
1525
01:04:17,148 --> 01:04:18,983
I'll see you around, man.
1526
01:04:19,025 --> 01:04:20,694
That guy was cool, man.
1527
01:04:20,735 --> 01:04:22,278
Hey, I got 50 bucks, dude!
1528
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:23,655
That guy was rich.
1529
01:04:23,697 --> 01:04:25,949
Hey, hey, we're all going
to Denny's, motherfucker.
1530
01:04:25,990 --> 01:04:27,430
Don't worry about it,
you'll be fine.
1531
01:04:27,659 --> 01:04:29,619
Uh... how long does
it have to be?
1532
01:04:29,661 --> 01:04:31,121
I don't know.
1533
01:04:31,162 --> 01:04:32,539
Whatever.
1534
01:04:32,580 --> 01:04:34,708
It's not a big deal.
1535
01:04:34,749 --> 01:04:35,709
Really?
1536
01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:37,043
[laughs]
1537
01:04:38,044 --> 01:04:39,844
Well actually, we do take
it kind of seriously
1538
01:04:39,879 --> 01:04:43,216
so if your story sucks they
may possible kill you. Possibly.
1539
01:04:43,258 --> 01:04:44,134
- Oh, that's it?
- Yeah.
1540
01:04:44,175 --> 01:04:45,218
- Mhm.
- Oh.
1541
01:04:45,260 --> 01:04:46,260
You'll be fine.
1542
01:04:47,137 --> 01:04:48,430
Please stop
worrying, Mr. Cash.
1543
01:04:51,224 --> 01:04:54,144
[laughs]
1544
01:04:54,185 --> 01:04:55,705
If I'm going to get laid
tonight, we need to start
1545
01:04:55,729 --> 01:04:58,148
this stuff soon, okay, okay?
1546
01:04:58,189 --> 01:04:59,441
Yes, yes, let's do this.
1547
01:04:59,482 --> 01:05:01,693
Since I ended it last
year, I'm gonna start off
1548
01:05:01,735 --> 01:05:04,237
this year's gathering with
a little story I like to
1549
01:05:04,279 --> 01:05:06,072
call, Don't Turn on the Lights.
1550
01:05:06,114 --> 01:05:08,283
Ooh!
1551
01:05:08,324 --> 01:05:11,286
Okay. So basically...
1552
01:05:11,327 --> 01:05:14,581
[suspenseful music]
1553
01:05:14,622 --> 01:05:17,292
♪
1554
01:06:00,335 --> 01:06:05,090
That was my first
day at Boy Scouts.
1555
01:06:05,131 --> 01:06:07,258
That was frightening.
1556
01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:08,380
- Disgusting.
- Thanks, man.
1557
01:06:08,927 --> 01:06:10,220
That was a really good story.
1558
01:06:10,261 --> 01:06:11,680
Fuck off, Britney.
1559
01:06:13,264 --> 01:06:17,686
Alright, well that was
certainly a story.
1560
01:06:17,727 --> 01:06:19,646
Yeah!
1561
01:06:19,688 --> 01:06:21,690
Okay, uh...
1562
01:06:21,731 --> 01:06:24,109
Connor.
1563
01:06:24,150 --> 01:06:27,487
Hm, no. Okay, then.
1564
01:06:27,529 --> 01:06:30,115
Trent, story time.
1565
01:06:30,156 --> 01:06:31,116
Uh, you know what?
I'll go.
1566
01:06:31,157 --> 01:06:31,825
I'll go next.
1567
01:06:31,866 --> 01:06:32,659
I have a good one.
1568
01:06:32,701 --> 01:06:34,661
[cheering]
1569
01:06:34,703 --> 01:06:37,288
Okay... So there were these
seven assholes sitting
1570
01:06:37,330 --> 01:06:38,832
at a campfire one night.
1571
01:06:38,873 --> 01:06:40,750
And among them was...
1572
01:06:40,792 --> 01:06:42,252
Okay, you're next.
1573
01:06:42,293 --> 01:06:43,378
You got a decent story.
1574
01:06:44,629 --> 01:06:46,715
Just to be safe, I'll go
over it one last time.
1575
01:06:46,756 --> 01:06:48,675
I have time for that, right?
1576
01:06:48,717 --> 01:06:49,717
Yeah.
1577
01:06:50,802 --> 01:06:50,844
She just started her
story so I have...
1578
01:06:51,761 --> 01:06:52,512
That was it.
It was awesome.
1579
01:06:52,554 --> 01:06:53,554
[clapping]
1580
01:06:53,805 --> 01:06:55,640
- Alright!
- Thank you.
1581
01:06:55,682 --> 01:06:56,867
I brought it this year.
Not gonna lie.
1582
01:06:56,891 --> 01:06:58,685
Hell yeah, you brought it, girl.
1583
01:06:58,727 --> 01:07:00,103
What's up? Alright.
1584
01:07:00,145 --> 01:07:01,855
Okay, okay, okay.
I guess uh...
1585
01:07:01,896 --> 01:07:04,232
- I worked on that one.
- Great job.
1586
01:07:04,274 --> 01:07:06,210
I guess it looks like Trent
will be closing us out.
1587
01:07:06,234 --> 01:07:07,402
Okay.
1588
01:07:07,444 --> 01:07:08,713
You got it, Trent.
You got this one, buddy.
1589
01:07:08,737 --> 01:07:10,363
Hey, make it quick.
1590
01:07:10,405 --> 01:07:11,364
- And good.
- Sure, okay.
1591
01:07:11,406 --> 01:07:13,575
Alright.
1592
01:07:14,826 --> 01:07:18,204
For the approval of the
midnight association,
1593
01:07:18,246 --> 01:07:21,499
I submit the keyhole.
1594
01:07:21,541 --> 01:07:23,793
Ooh!
1595
01:07:25,128 --> 01:07:28,381
Now the weary business traveler,
he walks into this desolate...
1596
01:07:28,423 --> 01:07:31,176
[suspenseful music]
1597
01:07:31,217 --> 01:07:33,470
♪
1598
01:07:45,523 --> 01:07:46,900
And that's it.
1599
01:07:46,941 --> 01:07:52,572
And they never found his eye.
1600
01:07:56,284 --> 01:07:57,660
Okay.
1601
01:07:59,788 --> 01:08:03,541
I am never gonna sleep again.
1602
01:08:03,583 --> 01:08:05,919
Shit!
1603
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:07,921
That was crazy, right?
1604
01:08:07,962 --> 01:08:09,255
That was so good.
1605
01:08:09,297 --> 01:08:10,757
Seriously, fuck off, Britney.
1606
01:08:10,799 --> 01:08:12,592
That was terrifying.
1607
01:08:12,634 --> 01:08:13,635
Oh, wow. Thank you!
1608
01:08:14,803 --> 01:08:14,844
Dude, what the fuck
happened to his eye?
1609
01:08:15,220 --> 01:08:16,220
I dunno!
1610
01:08:17,097 --> 01:08:18,949
Alright, alright, now that
we're done with that dog
1611
01:08:18,973 --> 01:08:21,726
and pony show, I have
a story of my own.
1612
01:08:21,768 --> 01:08:22,644
Oh god.
1613
01:08:22,686 --> 01:08:24,771
Dude, let's just
call it a night.
1614
01:08:24,813 --> 01:08:25,689
I said I have a story.
1615
01:08:25,730 --> 01:08:27,941
I hope it's not boring.
1616
01:08:27,982 --> 01:08:30,819
I mean, no offense, you're
this like politician guy now.
1617
01:08:30,860 --> 01:08:32,404
It's probably not
even gonna be scary.
1618
01:08:32,445 --> 01:08:34,447
Oh, it's frightening indeed.
1619
01:08:34,489 --> 01:08:35,782
Real scary.
1620
01:08:35,824 --> 01:08:37,510
Scarier than your pussy
little fairytales you've
1621
01:08:37,534 --> 01:08:39,536
been telling tonight all
put together because my
1622
01:08:39,577 --> 01:08:46,376
story's based in truth and truth
can be very, very chilling.
1623
01:08:46,418 --> 01:08:49,421
Ripped from the
headlines, I like it.
1624
01:08:49,462 --> 01:08:51,506
Ripped from the
headlines, indeed.
1625
01:08:51,548 --> 01:08:53,341
It all starts with
a very bad man.
1626
01:08:53,383 --> 01:08:56,970
A man that's bad and
he just can't help it.
1627
01:08:57,012 --> 01:08:59,305
Something that's inside him.
1628
01:08:59,347 --> 01:09:01,975
Something that he was born with.
1629
01:09:02,017 --> 01:09:05,437
Have you ever heard of
the Bridgeport Butcher?
1630
01:09:05,478 --> 01:09:06,479
Yeah, yeah.
1631
01:09:06,521 --> 01:09:07,689
Yeah, they killed him.
1632
01:09:07,731 --> 01:09:09,774
What, he comes back
from the dead, right?
1633
01:09:09,816 --> 01:09:11,818
Well not exactly.
1634
01:09:11,860 --> 01:09:13,737
Let's just say the
Bridgeport Butcher lives
1635
01:09:13,778 --> 01:09:15,405
through his children.
1636
01:09:15,447 --> 01:09:17,240
His son in particular.
1637
01:09:17,282 --> 01:09:21,286
His son was born into pure evil.
1638
01:09:21,327 --> 01:09:23,997
And he's not just lost
somewhere in the world.
1639
01:09:24,039 --> 01:09:27,751
He's right here in Mooseheart.
1640
01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:28,752
- What?
- No way.
1641
01:09:28,793 --> 01:09:30,628
It's the killings.
1642
01:09:30,670 --> 01:09:32,339
Oh yeah.
1643
01:09:32,380 --> 01:09:36,926
And he is sitting here among
us right at this campfire.
1644
01:09:36,968 --> 01:09:38,011
- No.
- See.
1645
01:09:38,053 --> 01:09:41,014
Sitting right next
to my Madison.
1646
01:09:41,056 --> 01:09:42,515
Trent?
1647
01:09:42,557 --> 01:09:43,993
I knew there was something
strange about him.
1648
01:09:44,017 --> 01:09:45,602
Take it away, Trent.
1649
01:09:45,643 --> 01:09:47,312
Is this true?
1650
01:09:47,354 --> 01:09:48,855
No.
1651
01:09:51,399 --> 01:09:52,317
Sort of.
1652
01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:54,486
It's really complicated.
1653
01:09:54,527 --> 01:09:56,279
What do you mean
it's complicated?
1654
01:09:56,321 --> 01:09:57,864
Yes or no.
1655
01:09:57,906 --> 01:10:00,950
Are you the son of the
Bridgeport Butcher, Trent?
1656
01:10:03,036 --> 01:10:04,871
Yeah, but it's not...
1657
01:10:04,913 --> 01:10:07,374
[indistinct chatter]
1658
01:10:07,415 --> 01:10:09,459
I am out of here.
1659
01:10:09,501 --> 01:10:13,421
Trent Modine, son of
Vincent Modine, the
1660
01:10:13,463 --> 01:10:18,009
Bridgeport Butcher, in
town just in time for
1661
01:10:18,051 --> 01:10:20,970
Pilmington's death.
1662
01:10:21,012 --> 01:10:22,472
Coincidence?
1663
01:10:22,514 --> 01:10:23,807
[laughing]
1664
01:10:23,848 --> 01:10:26,559
Um, Brenda, maybe you
could help me clean up.
1665
01:10:26,601 --> 01:10:27,894
I did.
1666
01:10:27,936 --> 01:10:30,438
You whiney little slut.
1667
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:32,649
Okay, thanks, sis.
1668
01:10:32,691 --> 01:10:34,025
Madison, wait.
1669
01:10:34,067 --> 01:10:35,360
You should've told me.
1670
01:10:36,361 --> 01:10:39,030
This is where I one up
you and get the girl.
1671
01:10:39,072 --> 01:10:44,411
So you go and do whatever it
is that you do alone, okay?
1672
01:10:44,452 --> 01:10:49,708
Oh, and your story scared
the shit out of me.
1673
01:10:49,749 --> 01:10:51,418
Thanks.
1674
01:10:51,459 --> 01:10:52,836
Hey, don't worry about him.
1675
01:10:52,877 --> 01:10:53,878
He's kind of a jerk.
1676
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:54,920
Fuck off, Britney.
1677
01:10:56,423 --> 01:10:57,841
- Sorry.
- I understand.
1678
01:10:57,882 --> 01:10:59,050
Okay.
1679
01:10:59,092 --> 01:11:00,301
I'm gonna...
1680
01:11:01,052 --> 01:11:02,637
Take care.
1681
01:11:02,679 --> 01:11:04,639
Sorry about the mess.
1682
01:11:04,681 --> 01:11:06,766
[suspenseful music]
1683
01:11:06,808 --> 01:11:09,310
♪
1684
01:11:18,653 --> 01:11:19,653
Wait.
Wait, please.
1685
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:21,865
I swear I wasn't gonna inhale.
1686
01:11:21,906 --> 01:11:22,906
I swear.
1687
01:11:24,409 --> 01:11:25,493
I'm a virgin.
1688
01:11:25,535 --> 01:11:26,911
[baby laughing]
1689
01:11:26,953 --> 01:11:30,081
[screaming]
1690
01:11:34,627 --> 01:11:37,130
[eerie music]
1691
01:11:37,172 --> 01:11:39,382
♪
1692
01:11:48,725 --> 01:11:51,770
[inaudible mumbling]
1693
01:11:58,860 --> 01:12:00,111
Anybody here?
1694
01:12:03,114 --> 01:12:06,034
Is someone breaking
into my house?
1695
01:12:06,076 --> 01:12:08,745
Like a dumb son of a bitch.
1696
01:12:11,122 --> 01:12:12,916
[laughing]
1697
01:12:19,714 --> 01:12:21,883
Bitch!
1698
01:12:24,552 --> 01:12:25,552
[grunts]
1699
01:12:29,974 --> 01:12:30,974
You?
1700
01:12:33,061 --> 01:12:35,939
[suspenseful music]
1701
01:12:35,980 --> 01:12:37,649
♪
1702
01:12:37,691 --> 01:12:39,109
[baby laughing]
1703
01:12:54,499 --> 01:12:55,750
What are you doing here, Trent?
1704
01:12:55,792 --> 01:12:57,210
I just wanted to talk.
1705
01:12:57,252 --> 01:12:59,921
Why are you covered in eggs?
1706
01:12:59,963 --> 01:13:01,464
Oh, uh...
1707
01:13:01,506 --> 01:13:03,550
Fucking moron!
1708
01:13:03,591 --> 01:13:05,051
Bridgeport bitch.
1709
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:08,555
Eventually I'll learn
how to make an omelet.
1710
01:13:10,765 --> 01:13:14,227
Anyway, you ran out pretty
quick the other night.
1711
01:13:14,269 --> 01:13:16,229
Could you blame me?
1712
01:13:16,271 --> 01:13:18,523
No, I don't blame you.
1713
01:13:19,566 --> 01:13:21,067
I would run, too.
1714
01:13:21,109 --> 01:13:22,652
I did run.
1715
01:13:22,694 --> 01:13:24,070
To Mooseheart.
1716
01:13:25,030 --> 01:13:28,074
But look, I am who I am.
1717
01:13:28,116 --> 01:13:32,162
My father who he was.
1718
01:13:32,203 --> 01:13:34,247
It's not fair to
judge me on that.
1719
01:13:34,289 --> 01:13:36,124
That's what you think I'm doing?
1720
01:13:36,166 --> 01:13:38,043
That's what everyone's doing.
1721
01:13:38,084 --> 01:13:39,364
That's why I came to Mooseheart.
1722
01:13:39,919 --> 01:13:41,319
I thought I could
get a fresh start.
1723
01:13:42,380 --> 01:13:43,399
I figured a town with such
a morbid history might
1724
01:13:43,423 --> 01:13:46,217
actually accept me
and I was wrong.
1725
01:13:46,259 --> 01:13:47,260
Yeah, you don't get it.
1726
01:13:47,302 --> 01:13:49,596
You don't get it at all.
1727
01:13:49,637 --> 01:13:52,140
This has nothing to do
with your father's past.
1728
01:13:52,182 --> 01:13:55,101
This has everything
to do with you lying.
1729
01:13:55,143 --> 01:13:56,728
And you don't lie.
1730
01:13:56,770 --> 01:13:57,979
Not to me.
1731
01:13:58,188 --> 01:14:00,231
Madison.
1732
01:14:01,566 --> 01:14:03,068
You know what?
1733
01:14:03,109 --> 01:14:04,486
I'm done.
1734
01:14:14,704 --> 01:14:15,872
This is fun, dude.
1735
01:14:15,914 --> 01:14:18,124
I feel like a cop or a
robber or some shit.
1736
01:14:18,166 --> 01:14:20,710
- Gotta focus, man.
- Okay, okay.
1737
01:14:20,752 --> 01:14:21,961
Dude, holy shit, Trey.
1738
01:14:22,003 --> 01:14:23,003
You weren't joking.
1739
01:14:23,963 --> 01:14:24,631
This is real fucking
murder scene.
1740
01:14:24,673 --> 01:14:26,174
Patch really is dead.
1741
01:14:26,216 --> 01:14:28,235
I told you, man. I wouldn't
make some shit like that up.
1742
01:14:28,259 --> 01:14:30,154
I saw them wrapping up the
scene when I was on my way
1743
01:14:30,178 --> 01:14:31,846
back from Madison's house.
1744
01:14:31,888 --> 01:14:34,224
I know these cops have
missed something.
1745
01:14:34,265 --> 01:14:36,685
We gotta get in there.
We gotta find these clues.
1746
01:14:36,726 --> 01:14:38,895
And find out who this
killer is and clear my name.
1747
01:14:41,773 --> 01:14:45,318
Oh, this is spooky!
1748
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:46,569
[gasps]
1749
01:14:56,871 --> 01:14:58,123
Hey, look at me, dude.
1750
01:14:58,164 --> 01:14:59,708
I'm Patch.
1751
01:14:59,749 --> 01:15:02,293
He who has the
weed has the power.
1752
01:15:02,335 --> 01:15:03,545
Quit fucking around, man.
1753
01:15:04,421 --> 01:15:05,690
We're supposed to be
looking for clues.
1754
01:15:05,714 --> 01:15:07,799
Relax, Sherlock Homo.
1755
01:15:07,841 --> 01:15:10,343
The cops already
came through here.
1756
01:15:10,385 --> 01:15:12,554
Doubt you're gonna find
anything that they missed.
1757
01:15:13,346 --> 01:15:14,848
Then why are you here?
1758
01:15:14,889 --> 01:15:17,642
Uh, to get his weed shit
and from what I remember,
1759
01:15:17,684 --> 01:15:19,204
dead people don't
smoke weed that much.
1760
01:15:21,021 --> 01:15:22,731
Oh, dude!
1761
01:15:22,772 --> 01:15:24,941
The cops left all this shit.
1762
01:15:24,983 --> 01:15:27,277
Bro, the fuck!
1763
01:15:27,318 --> 01:15:28,611
New scale.
1764
01:15:30,196 --> 01:15:32,198
Holy shit.
1765
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:33,950
What the fuck.
1766
01:15:37,203 --> 01:15:39,873
The killer was wearing shoes.
1767
01:15:39,914 --> 01:15:40,914
- Good.
- Dude!
1768
01:15:44,419 --> 01:15:46,629
What the fuck am I doing here?
1769
01:15:48,798 --> 01:15:51,009
Shit.
1770
01:15:51,051 --> 01:15:52,344
Joey.
1771
01:15:52,385 --> 01:15:53,595
Candy corn.
1772
01:15:54,471 --> 01:15:55,305
I'm good, dude.
I haven't smoked yet.
1773
01:15:55,347 --> 01:15:56,931
No, no, no. Look.
1774
01:15:56,973 --> 01:15:59,100
There's candy corn
all over the floor.
1775
01:16:00,060 --> 01:16:01,227
Oh, shit.
1776
01:16:01,269 --> 01:16:03,396
You think the candy
corn killer's behind
1777
01:16:03,438 --> 01:16:05,398
all these killings?
1778
01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:08,735
Either that or it was
left here to distract us.
1779
01:16:08,777 --> 01:16:09,777
Hm.
1780
01:16:10,779 --> 01:16:12,280
Who would wanna kill Patch?
1781
01:16:12,322 --> 01:16:17,410
I mean, there's gotta be a
rhyme, a reason, a pattern, uh.
1782
01:16:17,452 --> 01:16:22,290
What?
1783
01:16:22,332 --> 01:16:24,417
Okay, so the killings
started right after we
1784
01:16:24,459 --> 01:16:25,960
moved to Mooseheart.
1785
01:16:28,296 --> 01:16:29,673
I didn't do it.
1786
01:16:31,007 --> 01:16:34,761
Who else came to Mooseheart
around the same time?
1787
01:16:35,970 --> 01:16:37,222
I don't know.
1788
01:16:38,056 --> 01:16:40,266
Connor Price.
1789
01:16:40,308 --> 01:16:41,452
- Who the fuck...
- God, I knew it!
1790
01:16:41,476 --> 01:16:42,352
Who is that?
1791
01:16:42,394 --> 01:16:43,436
A fucking psycho.
1792
01:16:43,478 --> 01:16:45,730
Who the fuck's Connor Price?
1793
01:16:45,772 --> 01:16:47,774
Oh, it makes sense.
1794
01:16:47,816 --> 01:16:49,877
Still can't figure out though
how he knew about me and my dad.
1795
01:16:49,901 --> 01:16:52,445
I mean, nobody knew
about that except us.
1796
01:16:52,487 --> 01:16:54,155
And that guy you told.
1797
01:16:56,825 --> 01:16:59,911
Joey, what guy?
1798
01:16:59,953 --> 01:17:01,955
Oh, it was a good looking
dude I sold weed to.
1799
01:17:01,996 --> 01:17:03,182
He said you told him everything.
1800
01:17:03,206 --> 01:17:05,166
He had sparkly eyes.
1801
01:17:05,208 --> 01:17:06,376
Amazing body.
1802
01:17:07,752 --> 01:17:09,063
Kind of has a six pack and
he's got like a nice ass.
1803
01:17:09,087 --> 01:17:10,167
He drives fancy sports car.
1804
01:17:10,839 --> 01:17:12,079
He's like a model looking dude.
1805
01:17:12,674 --> 01:17:13,901
You told Connor Price about me?
1806
01:17:13,925 --> 01:17:15,685
- About my dad?
- He said he knew everything!
1807
01:17:15,885 --> 01:17:18,013
Are you outside of
your fucking mind?
1808
01:17:18,054 --> 01:17:21,391
Joey, what was the main reason
that we moved to Mooseheart?
1809
01:17:21,433 --> 01:17:23,768
So I can put that
nonsense behind me.
1810
01:17:23,810 --> 01:17:25,437
How could you?
What, you got a joke?
1811
01:17:25,478 --> 01:17:27,373
Tell me a fucking joke. You
got another fucking joke?
1812
01:17:27,397 --> 01:17:28,440
Calm down, bro. Relax.
1813
01:17:28,481 --> 01:17:29,481
It doesn't even matt...
1814
01:17:30,775 --> 01:17:31,943
Fuck!
1815
01:17:31,985 --> 01:17:33,236
What did you do?
1816
01:17:33,278 --> 01:17:34,320
You ruined everything.
1817
01:17:34,362 --> 01:17:36,865
You ruined everything!
1818
01:17:36,906 --> 01:17:38,950
You ruined everything
because you wanted to move
1819
01:17:38,992 --> 01:17:40,469
to this shithole town
because you're too much of
1820
01:17:40,493 --> 01:17:43,747
a pussy to face the music.
1821
01:17:43,788 --> 01:17:46,791
You're not even my real brother.
1822
01:17:46,833 --> 01:17:47,917
Thank god for that.
1823
01:17:49,169 --> 01:17:49,377
You better hope you
didn't break this nose.
1824
01:17:50,170 --> 01:17:52,088
This is a fucking Picasso.
1825
01:17:52,130 --> 01:17:53,715
Piece of shit.
1826
01:17:54,799 --> 01:17:55,799
Oh, thank you!
1827
01:17:56,384 --> 01:17:56,426
Thanks, stop with the applause.
1828
01:17:56,926 --> 01:17:58,219
Thank you...
1829
01:17:58,261 --> 01:17:59,763
Please, stop.
1830
01:17:59,804 --> 01:18:00,964
Plenty of room for everybody.
1831
01:18:02,057 --> 01:18:03,857
There'll be time for
pictures and for talking.
1832
01:18:03,892 --> 01:18:06,019
This press conference
will be brief.
1833
01:18:06,061 --> 01:18:08,938
My sole intention today is
to bring attention to the
1834
01:18:08,980 --> 01:18:11,983
string of murders that have
hit our quirky little town.
1835
01:18:12,025 --> 01:18:16,529
Thankfully, the police,
they do have a key suspect.
1836
01:18:16,571 --> 01:18:17,882
Now we cannot say the name
of this person at this
1837
01:18:17,906 --> 01:18:20,200
time though I will
tell you right now.
1838
01:18:20,241 --> 01:18:21,284
It is Trent Modine.
1839
01:18:22,452 --> 01:18:23,554
He is the son of the
Bridgeport Butcher.
1840
01:18:23,578 --> 01:18:25,038
He recently moved to Mooseheart.
1841
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:26,498
Let me tell you this.
1842
01:18:26,539 --> 01:18:30,877
They also found candy corn
at the scene of the murder.
1843
01:18:30,919 --> 01:18:31,544
Yes.
1844
01:18:31,586 --> 01:18:32,879
Uh, questions.
1845
01:18:32,921 --> 01:18:33,963
I didn't say anything.
1846
01:18:34,005 --> 01:18:35,298
Excellent question.
1847
01:18:35,340 --> 01:18:37,509
What he asked was, will we
still have the Halloween
1848
01:18:37,550 --> 01:18:38,885
party at city hall?
1849
01:18:38,927 --> 01:18:40,345
Well, of course it will.
1850
01:18:40,387 --> 01:18:42,555
My goodness, the
Mooseheart Halloween Bash,
1851
01:18:42,597 --> 01:18:45,475
well it is the stuff of legends,
I think we can all say that.
1852
01:18:45,517 --> 01:18:47,310
Nobody celebrates
Halloween like we do.
1853
01:18:47,352 --> 01:18:48,186
[laughs]
1854
01:18:48,228 --> 01:18:49,396
Pictures?
1855
01:18:49,437 --> 01:18:51,314
Tootie, take a picture.
1856
01:18:53,108 --> 01:18:55,902
You know some people, they say
that our little town is haunted.
1857
01:18:55,944 --> 01:18:59,572
And that is has been since
1984 and the candy corn murders.
1858
01:18:59,614 --> 01:19:04,119
Murders, which by the way,
have never been solved.
1859
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:06,579
Is it the same person?
1860
01:19:06,621 --> 01:19:09,457
Well tune in to
find out Mooseheart.
1861
01:19:09,499 --> 01:19:11,793
I'm out.
1862
01:19:18,049 --> 01:19:19,342
[cat meowing]
1863
01:19:25,056 --> 01:19:26,307
Hey, Gary!
1864
01:19:32,981 --> 01:19:35,316
[commotion]
1865
01:19:46,911 --> 01:19:48,288
Holy shit!
1866
01:19:50,457 --> 01:19:52,375
[grunting]
1867
01:19:52,417 --> 01:19:53,417
Gary!
1868
01:19:53,877 --> 01:19:54,877
Hang in there, buddy.
1869
01:19:55,670 --> 01:19:58,882
Look, I'm gonna call the...
coroner.
1870
01:20:00,175 --> 01:20:02,552
Shit, man.
1871
01:20:10,060 --> 01:20:11,353
I knew it.
1872
01:20:12,103 --> 01:20:14,481
Have a happy and safe Halloween.
1873
01:20:14,522 --> 01:20:16,191
[evil laugh]
1874
01:20:16,691 --> 01:20:17,609
[doorbell rings]
1875
01:20:17,650 --> 01:20:18,650
Come in!
1876
01:20:19,569 --> 01:20:20,969
Let's get back to
some spooky tunes.
1877
01:20:21,988 --> 01:20:23,948
The happy Halloween
girls are here.
1878
01:20:31,581 --> 01:20:32,933
What the hell are you
doing here, Trent?
1879
01:20:32,957 --> 01:20:33,667
Whoa.
1880
01:20:33,708 --> 01:20:35,377
No, no, you know what?
1881
01:20:35,418 --> 01:20:36,418
You need to leave.
1882
01:20:36,795 --> 01:20:38,213
I know who the killer is.
1883
01:20:38,254 --> 01:20:39,254
Who?
1884
01:20:41,299 --> 01:20:45,553
That tiny little toothpick
killed all those people. Really?
1885
01:20:45,595 --> 01:20:46,513
Connor.
1886
01:20:46,554 --> 01:20:47,681
Connor's toothpick?
1887
01:20:47,722 --> 01:20:50,392
I found it at the
scene of Gary's murder.
1888
01:20:50,433 --> 01:20:52,227
Oh, and um...
1889
01:20:52,268 --> 01:20:54,521
Gary's dead.
1890
01:20:54,562 --> 01:20:55,397
Has Connor been here?
1891
01:20:55,438 --> 01:20:56,438
What, no!
1892
01:20:57,232 --> 01:20:58,942
Connor is... It's
Halloween night.
1893
01:20:58,983 --> 01:21:01,695
He's at his daddy's Halloween
bash handling his work.
1894
01:21:01,736 --> 01:21:04,030
Wait, I'm sorry.
Gary's dead?
1895
01:21:04,072 --> 01:21:06,408
Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.
1896
01:21:06,449 --> 01:21:08,535
And uh, Patch, too.
1897
01:21:08,576 --> 01:21:10,078
And your friend, Britney.
1898
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:10,745
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1899
01:21:10,787 --> 01:21:12,622
Wait, who is Patch?
1900
01:21:12,664 --> 01:21:15,625
Slimy, druglord that owned
that little makeshift
1901
01:21:15,667 --> 01:21:17,228
pumpkin patch thing on
the side of the garage.
1902
01:21:17,252 --> 01:21:18,670
Oh! God, that's so sad.
1903
01:21:18,712 --> 01:21:21,506
Yeah, yeah, he was
a really nice guy.
1904
01:21:21,548 --> 01:21:24,092
Anyway, I'm gonna go find
Connor and I'm gonna stop him.
1905
01:21:24,134 --> 01:21:25,361
Okay, well then, I'm
gonna come with you.
1906
01:21:25,385 --> 01:21:27,095
No.
1907
01:21:27,137 --> 01:21:29,073
Are you seriously gonna play
the cliché hero guy right now?
1908
01:21:29,097 --> 01:21:32,017
Especially dressed in your
little tight, tight pants?
1909
01:21:32,058 --> 01:21:33,309
Okay, fine, you can come.
1910
01:21:33,351 --> 01:21:34,519
Let's go.
1911
01:21:34,561 --> 01:21:37,480
[rock music]
1912
01:21:37,522 --> 01:21:40,608
♪
1913
01:21:45,780 --> 01:21:47,699
Fuck, that was so crazy, dude.
1914
01:21:47,741 --> 01:21:49,941
Holy shit, I've never done
anything fucking like that...
1915
01:21:50,243 --> 01:21:50,285
Dude, we should've brought
fucking Spanky with us.
1916
01:21:50,660 --> 01:21:51,660
What?
1917
01:21:52,662 --> 01:21:53,538
What made you think we
should expand, dude?
1918
01:21:53,580 --> 01:21:54,580
Fucking jesus.
1919
01:21:55,540 --> 01:21:56,980
Mooseheart's not
good enough for you?
1920
01:21:57,334 --> 01:21:58,936
Because we didn't need
fucking Spanky for this one.
1921
01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:00,688
You know he doesn't see our
vision and I told you, alright?
1922
01:22:00,712 --> 01:22:02,592
Now that Patch is out of
the picture, we need to
1923
01:22:02,964 --> 01:22:04,684
send a message that
we're running this shit.
1924
01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:06,777
Remember, he who has
the weed has the power.
1925
01:22:06,801 --> 01:22:09,763
So we need all the
fucking weed, bro!
1926
01:22:09,804 --> 01:22:11,014
Okay, okay, yeah.
1927
01:22:11,056 --> 01:22:12,816
Dude, but you could've
atleast warned me that
1928
01:22:13,308 --> 01:22:15,161
we're gonna double cross
those two mother fuckers.
1929
01:22:15,185 --> 01:22:16,662
You know what?
You got a bad poker face.
1930
01:22:16,686 --> 01:22:18,122
You remember the other night
when we were playing poker.
1931
01:22:18,146 --> 01:22:19,290
- Yes.
- You were fucking terrible.
1932
01:22:19,314 --> 01:22:20,514
Dude, it's not the same thing.
1933
01:22:21,524 --> 01:22:23,002
Why are you being a
little bitch, dude?
1934
01:22:23,026 --> 01:22:24,652
We got the drugs and the money.
1935
01:22:24,694 --> 01:22:27,781
Alright, dude. You are losing
your fucking mind, alright?
1936
01:22:27,822 --> 01:22:30,658
Fucking, dude... this
isn't how we do business.
1937
01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:32,261
You know what? I don't like
your tone with me lately.
1938
01:22:32,285 --> 01:22:33,161
You've been acting
like a little...
1939
01:22:33,203 --> 01:22:34,120
[police sirens]
1940
01:22:34,162 --> 01:22:35,622
Oh shit!
1941
01:22:35,663 --> 01:22:36,823
Dude, the fucking cops, dude!
1942
01:22:37,374 --> 01:22:38,559
- Yeah!
- Dude, hide that shit.
1943
01:22:38,583 --> 01:22:39,583
Put the fucking gun away.
1944
01:22:40,251 --> 01:22:41,411
- Dude, no way.
- Put it away.
1945
01:22:42,545 --> 01:22:43,898
I know how this shit goes
down, man, and I'm not
1946
01:22:43,922 --> 01:22:43,963
going back to prison, bro.
1947
01:22:44,673 --> 01:22:45,757
You've been to prison.
1948
01:22:45,799 --> 01:22:46,758
Oh, we gotta talk more.
1949
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:47,800
Dude, it's terrible.
1950
01:22:48,677 --> 01:22:49,917
Really? Okay,
tell me something.
1951
01:22:50,887 --> 01:22:52,239
Is it true what they say in the
showers with the other men
1952
01:22:52,263 --> 01:22:53,949
or is that just in the
movies? I just gotta know.
1953
01:22:53,973 --> 01:22:55,253
Dude, that shit
does not go down.
1954
01:22:55,934 --> 01:22:57,745
But I'm not letting that shit
happen to me again, bro.
1955
01:22:57,769 --> 01:22:59,372
Alright, dude, just trust me.
Just put the shit away
1956
01:22:59,396 --> 01:23:00,748
and do as I say, alright?
I got this covered.
1957
01:23:00,772 --> 01:23:02,190
- I got it covered!
- How? How?
1958
01:23:02,232 --> 01:23:03,668
Just get your cellphone
out, trust me.
1959
01:23:03,692 --> 01:23:04,692
Get your phone out.
1960
01:23:04,901 --> 01:23:05,901
Get it on camera mode.
1961
01:23:06,111 --> 01:23:06,820
Get it on fucking camera mode.
1962
01:23:06,861 --> 01:23:08,738
Oh shit.
1963
01:23:08,780 --> 01:23:10,549
Cover this shit.
Cover the fucking shit, dude.
1964
01:23:10,573 --> 01:23:14,619
[dramatic music]
1965
01:23:14,661 --> 01:23:15,763
Okay, sir, I'm gonna
need you to...
1966
01:23:15,787 --> 01:23:17,580
Hey, hey, hey!
1967
01:23:17,622 --> 01:23:18,748
Man, put that light out!
1968
01:23:18,790 --> 01:23:19,499
I'm just exercising
my rights, officer.
1969
01:23:19,541 --> 01:23:21,751
This is completely legal.
1970
01:23:21,793 --> 01:23:22,752
- This is completely legal.
- Y'all have a good night.
1971
01:23:22,794 --> 01:23:24,254
That's right.
1972
01:23:24,295 --> 01:23:26,089
That's what you get
for taking my weed.
1973
01:23:26,131 --> 01:23:29,092
[dramatic music]
1974
01:23:29,134 --> 01:23:31,636
♪
1975
01:23:32,679 --> 01:23:33,999
- What's today?
- Halloween, dude.
1976
01:23:34,806 --> 01:23:36,366
Oh shit. Go to the bash,
go to the bash!
1977
01:23:36,474 --> 01:23:36,933
- The bash, the bash!
- Oh shit.
1978
01:23:36,975 --> 01:23:37,851
Okay, okay.
1979
01:23:37,892 --> 01:23:38,268
Just go straight.
1980
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:40,228
Fuck.
1981
01:23:41,563 --> 01:23:43,290
♪ Take me by the hand,
I'll show you wonderland ♪
1982
01:23:43,314 --> 01:23:46,776
♪ The trees of gold
and violet skies ♪
1983
01:23:46,818 --> 01:23:49,738
♪ With ghouls and pretty faces ♪
1984
01:23:49,779 --> 01:23:50,822
♪ All the wrong places
1985
01:23:50,864 --> 01:23:54,743
♪ Sour diesel cherry pie
1986
01:23:54,784 --> 01:23:56,703
♪ So shake it up now
1987
01:23:56,745 --> 01:23:58,455
♪ We got that loud now
1988
01:24:05,712 --> 01:24:07,172
Where is everyone?
1989
01:24:07,213 --> 01:24:08,566
Well, nothing like a
serial killer on the loose
1990
01:24:08,590 --> 01:24:09,841
to dampen spirits.
1991
01:24:09,883 --> 01:24:11,343
Brenda, where's Connor?
1992
01:24:11,384 --> 01:24:13,845
Oh, he's on the step with
his dad taking photos,
1993
01:24:13,887 --> 01:24:16,681
but I have to warn you,
this party sucks.
1994
01:24:16,723 --> 01:24:17,723
Cool costume.
1995
01:24:18,433 --> 01:24:18,600
Who are you supposed to be?
1996
01:24:18,975 --> 01:24:19,975
Britney.
1997
01:24:20,143 --> 01:24:22,228
Huh, I like that one.
1998
01:24:22,270 --> 01:24:23,605
Here, come on.
We gotta go.
1999
01:24:24,397 --> 01:24:25,190
[police sirens]
2000
01:24:25,231 --> 01:24:25,815
Oh, perfect.
2001
01:24:25,857 --> 01:24:26,857
The cops are here.
2002
01:24:28,735 --> 01:24:29,775
Get your asses over there.
2003
01:24:32,781 --> 01:24:33,698
Arrest him.
2004
01:24:33,740 --> 01:24:34,740
Connor Price.
2005
01:24:35,784 --> 01:24:36,701
He's the one that
killed those people.
2006
01:24:36,743 --> 01:24:38,411
Mr. Mayor, sir...
2007
01:24:38,453 --> 01:24:41,289
How would you like
to handle this?
2008
01:24:41,331 --> 01:24:46,419
I want you to arrest them
and I want you to tase them.
2009
01:24:46,461 --> 01:24:47,420
Oh. Fuck that.
2010
01:24:47,462 --> 01:24:50,548
[upbeat music]
2011
01:24:50,590 --> 01:24:51,758
♪
2012
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:52,425
[taser gun]
2013
01:24:52,467 --> 01:24:54,511
Madison!
2014
01:24:55,470 --> 01:24:57,263
Madison, are you okay?
2015
01:24:59,391 --> 01:25:01,476
[yelling]
2016
01:25:02,894 --> 01:25:05,814
Let's go and get 'em in the car.
2017
01:25:05,855 --> 01:25:06,606
[laughs]
2018
01:25:06,648 --> 01:25:08,817
That's gotta hurt.
2019
01:25:08,858 --> 01:25:09,877
Okay, well look, I'm
gonna go to my office.
2020
01:25:09,901 --> 01:25:12,237
Perhaps you should do the same.
2021
01:25:12,278 --> 01:25:14,322
We have a lot of work to
do and this party sucks.
2022
01:25:14,364 --> 01:25:16,282
Of course, dad.
2023
01:25:16,324 --> 01:25:17,450
You better realize...
2024
01:25:17,492 --> 01:25:18,785
You see all this?
2025
01:25:18,827 --> 01:25:20,537
This is yours.
2026
01:25:20,578 --> 01:25:22,914
Okay, and I'm not talking
about this shithole Mooseheart.
2027
01:25:22,956 --> 01:25:24,791
Okay?
2028
01:25:24,833 --> 01:25:29,838
This United States of America
will be yours, Connor, one day.
2029
01:25:29,879 --> 01:25:31,381
These are important times.
2030
01:25:31,423 --> 01:25:33,216
You got, you got that?
2031
01:25:34,467 --> 01:25:35,593
What the hell?
2032
01:25:35,635 --> 01:25:37,971
- This is nothing but flab!
- I'm stressed.
2033
01:25:38,013 --> 01:25:41,307
Do some pushups,
you lazy asshole!
2034
01:25:41,349 --> 01:25:42,535
Look what I've done
to stay together.
2035
01:25:42,559 --> 01:25:46,855
[dramatic music]
2036
01:25:46,896 --> 01:25:49,941
♪
2037
01:25:49,983 --> 01:25:52,318
[laughing]
2038
01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:53,695
Trick or treat!
2039
01:25:53,737 --> 01:25:55,822
How about both, huh?
2040
01:25:55,864 --> 01:25:57,699
[laughing]
2041
01:25:57,741 --> 01:25:59,325
Here you go.
2042
01:25:59,367 --> 01:26:04,289
How's about a
chocolate for you two?
2043
01:26:04,330 --> 01:26:06,249
How about a sucker?
2044
01:26:07,751 --> 01:26:08,835
[screams]
2045
01:26:08,877 --> 01:26:10,295
Hey, hey!
2046
01:26:10,337 --> 01:26:11,379
Where's Trent?
2047
01:26:11,421 --> 01:26:12,964
Hey, nice outfit.
2048
01:26:13,006 --> 01:26:14,841
Oh, thank you.
2049
01:26:14,883 --> 01:26:16,343
Cops, got him.
2050
01:26:16,384 --> 01:26:17,510
What?
2051
01:26:17,552 --> 01:26:18,904
They think he's the
candy corn killer.
2052
01:26:18,928 --> 01:26:20,013
Oh shit!
2053
01:26:20,055 --> 01:26:21,264
We need your help, man.
2054
01:26:21,306 --> 01:26:25,352
Yeah, probably not a bad
idea to get out of here.
2055
01:26:25,393 --> 01:26:27,270
I got an idea, come on!
2056
01:26:28,271 --> 01:26:29,314
This way.
2057
01:26:31,274 --> 01:26:31,566
These people crazy.
2058
01:26:32,108 --> 01:26:33,526
Absolutely nuts.
2059
01:26:33,568 --> 01:26:36,780
Well, you know, I've seen
a lot in my day and I
2060
01:26:36,821 --> 01:26:38,740
haven't told you the half.
2061
01:26:38,782 --> 01:26:40,283
I bet you haven't.
2062
01:26:41,868 --> 01:26:45,538
- You okay?
- No.
2063
01:26:45,580 --> 01:26:47,290
I don't like it in there.
2064
01:26:47,332 --> 01:26:48,625
It hurts bad.
2065
01:26:48,667 --> 01:26:50,710
What?
2066
01:26:52,045 --> 01:26:54,673
What, what?
Nothing.
2067
01:26:54,714 --> 01:26:55,840
Huh?
2068
01:26:58,426 --> 01:27:00,053
How are we gonna
get out of here now?
2069
01:27:00,095 --> 01:27:02,722
Don't worry, I got this.
2070
01:27:02,764 --> 01:27:03,764
Watch.
2071
01:27:06,768 --> 01:27:08,603
[grunting]
2072
01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:13,525
Really?
2073
01:27:13,566 --> 01:27:14,567
That's what you got?
2074
01:27:14,609 --> 01:27:15,777
Any second now.
2075
01:27:16,945 --> 01:27:18,405
Seriously, stop it, stop it!
2076
01:27:18,446 --> 01:27:20,657
Hey, hey, hey!
Knock it off back there.
2077
01:27:21,324 --> 01:27:23,076
Officers, you have
the wrong person.
2078
01:27:23,118 --> 01:27:26,913
Connor Price, he's the murderer.
2079
01:27:26,955 --> 01:27:29,416
Do the right thing and
arrest that douchebag.
2080
01:27:32,836 --> 01:27:35,422
What is this?
2081
01:27:36,089 --> 01:27:39,050
Freak show pushing a cart.
What the hell?
2082
01:27:39,092 --> 01:27:41,302
Oh, I bet he got some
wild stuff in there.
2083
01:27:43,596 --> 01:27:45,306
[exhales]
2084
01:27:47,642 --> 01:27:48,953
Well we got room in the
back for one more.
2085
01:27:48,977 --> 01:27:50,353
Alright, let's do it.
2086
01:27:59,487 --> 01:28:00,447
Alright.
2087
01:28:00,488 --> 01:28:01,906
What's the problem here?
2088
01:28:01,948 --> 01:28:02,615
[mumbling]
2089
01:28:02,657 --> 01:28:04,951
Nothing.
2090
01:28:04,993 --> 01:28:06,828
No problem here.
2091
01:28:06,870 --> 01:28:09,622
Well you know you gotta get the
cart off the side of the road.
2092
01:28:09,664 --> 01:28:11,416
It's the law.
2093
01:28:11,458 --> 01:28:12,751
- Is it?
- Mhm.
2094
01:28:12,792 --> 01:28:15,462
We're gonna have to take a
look inside your cart to
2095
01:28:15,503 --> 01:28:17,464
ensure our safety.
2096
01:28:17,505 --> 01:28:19,632
As well as yours, of course.
2097
01:28:19,674 --> 01:28:23,928
That is such bullshit,
man, but it still works.
2098
01:28:30,518 --> 01:28:32,020
Are you some kind of freak?
2099
01:28:32,062 --> 01:28:33,021
Ugh, white people.
2100
01:28:33,063 --> 01:28:34,481
Yeah, stocking up on toys.
2101
01:28:34,522 --> 01:28:38,068
I'm playing Santa at
the mall this year.
2102
01:28:38,109 --> 01:28:39,819
Oh, okay.
2103
01:28:39,861 --> 01:28:42,405
Well sir, I'm gonna have to
ask you to spread your legs.
2104
01:28:43,448 --> 01:28:44,991
Oh...
2105
01:28:45,033 --> 01:28:46,409
If you insist.
2106
01:28:46,451 --> 01:28:49,829
Mhm, aren't you
spreading ready, huh?
2107
01:28:49,871 --> 01:28:51,081
Okay.
2108
01:28:51,122 --> 01:28:52,415
[groaning]
2109
01:28:56,586 --> 01:28:59,047
- His ass like that.
- A little to the left.
2110
01:28:59,089 --> 01:29:00,924
Oh! Ah!
2111
01:29:00,965 --> 01:29:02,425
Don't hurt him, Sheila.
2112
01:29:02,467 --> 01:29:03,802
Don't hurt him.
2113
01:29:03,843 --> 01:29:06,930
[suspenseful music]
2114
01:29:06,971 --> 01:29:10,141
♪
2115
01:29:11,142 --> 01:29:12,686
Shh! Shh!
2116
01:29:12,727 --> 01:29:14,247
- Who the hell is that?
- I don't know.
2117
01:29:23,697 --> 01:29:25,017
Joey, what the
fuck are you doing?
2118
01:29:25,990 --> 01:29:27,176
No, I'm rescuing my
brother and best friend
2119
01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:29,202
and his smoking hot girlfriend.
2120
01:29:29,244 --> 01:29:31,705
Meow!
Oh, nice work, Trent.
2121
01:29:31,746 --> 01:29:33,186
I'm right here, dude.
I can hear you.
2122
01:29:34,290 --> 01:29:35,810
I know. Take the compliment.
Come on, get out of here.
2123
01:29:35,834 --> 01:29:36,001
Go, go, go. Just go
this way. Go this way.
2124
01:29:36,751 --> 01:29:38,503
- Trey.
- Go, go, go, go!
2125
01:29:38,545 --> 01:29:39,713
Come on, buddy.
2126
01:29:39,754 --> 01:29:41,673
How are we going to
get these cuffs off?
2127
01:29:41,715 --> 01:29:43,484
Don't worry. Quincy knows how
to shoot them off. Come on.
2128
01:29:43,508 --> 01:29:44,819
Hey, man, I'm really
sorry about before.
2129
01:29:44,843 --> 01:29:46,237
Oh, don't worry about it.
I still love you, baby.
2130
01:29:46,261 --> 01:29:47,512
Come on.
Stay low, stay low.
2131
01:29:47,554 --> 01:29:49,073
We gotta get back over
there so I can confront
2132
01:29:49,097 --> 01:29:51,141
Connor with this evidence.
2133
01:29:54,769 --> 01:29:56,730
Where the hell are we going?
2134
01:29:56,771 --> 01:29:57,771
Mayor's office.
2135
01:29:58,565 --> 01:30:00,025
I think Connor's still with him.
2136
01:30:03,778 --> 01:30:07,157
Welcome.
2137
01:30:08,616 --> 01:30:10,094
There's not one brain
cell among these idiots.
2138
01:30:10,118 --> 01:30:12,203
Not show up to my party?
2139
01:30:12,245 --> 01:30:13,079
Oh!
2140
01:30:13,121 --> 01:30:14,748
You will pay for that.
2141
01:30:14,789 --> 01:30:16,458
Oh, but who's gonna
be good to daddy now?
2142
01:30:20,670 --> 01:30:22,464
[knocking]
2143
01:30:23,173 --> 01:30:25,008
That's nice, thank you.
2144
01:30:29,220 --> 01:30:30,340
What is the meaning of this?
2145
01:30:31,348 --> 01:30:32,616
Wait a minute, why
aren't you in jail?
2146
01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:33,640
- Where is he?
- Who?
2147
01:30:33,933 --> 01:30:34,933
You know damn well who.
2148
01:30:35,769 --> 01:30:36,686
He has gorgeous eyes,
great physique, most
2149
01:30:36,728 --> 01:30:38,229
likely well-endowed.
2150
01:30:38,271 --> 01:30:39,271
Connor, where is he?
2151
01:30:40,231 --> 01:30:40,273
He's sick and he
needs to be stopped.
2152
01:30:40,690 --> 01:30:41,690
Connor?
2153
01:30:41,775 --> 01:30:44,694
He is in his own
office working hard.
2154
01:30:44,736 --> 01:30:46,196
Let's go.
2155
01:30:46,237 --> 01:30:48,907
You stay here. It could
get really dangerous.
2156
01:30:56,164 --> 01:30:58,208
I gotta stop taking
so many bong hits.
2157
01:30:58,249 --> 01:31:01,086
[organ music]
2158
01:31:01,127 --> 01:31:04,172
♪
2159
01:31:06,174 --> 01:31:07,175
There he is!
2160
01:31:08,718 --> 01:31:10,220
Connor, freeze.
2161
01:31:12,681 --> 01:31:15,183
I see the local police
are not doing their job.
2162
01:31:15,225 --> 01:31:16,685
You're done killing people, man.
2163
01:31:16,726 --> 01:31:17,977
What are you babbling about?
2164
01:31:18,019 --> 01:31:20,647
Why'd you kill all those
people, hot stuff, huh?
2165
01:31:20,689 --> 01:31:23,149
Wait, you think I killed
all those people?
2166
01:31:23,191 --> 01:31:24,191
Thank you.
2167
01:31:25,944 --> 01:31:28,113
Okay, Hardy boys, uh...
2168
01:31:28,154 --> 01:31:30,156
Found it at Gary's place
after you pulled a Michael
2169
01:31:30,198 --> 01:31:31,199
Myers on him.
2170
01:31:32,325 --> 01:31:34,244
Halloween, a real
horror movie finally.
2171
01:31:34,285 --> 01:31:36,621
You know, you really should
stop chewing toothpicks.
2172
01:31:36,663 --> 01:31:38,724
It's a bad habit and it's
gonna ruin that perfect smile.
2173
01:31:38,748 --> 01:31:40,125
Just saying.
2174
01:31:40,166 --> 01:31:42,228
Yeah, I know. It's a bad habit
I picked up from my dad.
2175
01:31:42,252 --> 01:31:44,045
- Oh!
- Oh shit.
2176
01:31:44,087 --> 01:31:45,714
Fuck!
2177
01:31:45,755 --> 01:31:46,795
Yeah, that's right.
Uh huh.
2178
01:31:47,507 --> 01:31:49,175
Yeah, Mayor Price, Mooseheart.
2179
01:31:49,217 --> 01:31:50,844
Yeah, these guys get here...
2180
01:31:50,885 --> 01:31:52,721
No, no, no, no.
2181
01:31:52,762 --> 01:31:53,722
Five.
2182
01:31:53,763 --> 01:31:56,224
I will see you soon.
I better.
2183
01:31:57,308 --> 01:32:00,228
Okay, swat team is on
their way here, Madison.
2184
01:32:00,270 --> 01:32:01,187
Oh, come on, you poor thing.
2185
01:32:01,229 --> 01:32:02,022
Relax, look.
2186
01:32:02,063 --> 01:32:03,063
Look, Madison, relax.
2187
01:32:03,690 --> 01:32:04,357
Please, come here, come here.
2188
01:32:04,399 --> 01:32:06,151
It'll all be fine, okay?
2189
01:32:06,192 --> 01:32:07,878
I take care of problems like
this every day so you know what
2190
01:32:07,902 --> 01:32:09,755
were gonna do? We're gonna
relax a little, okay?
2191
01:32:09,779 --> 01:32:10,840
- Okay.
- Loosen up, just loosen up.
2192
01:32:10,864 --> 01:32:12,157
Let's... wow.
2193
01:32:12,198 --> 01:32:13,358
Okay, let's breathe a little.
2194
01:32:13,992 --> 01:32:14,034
What do you say we breathe, huh?
2195
01:32:14,617 --> 01:32:15,617
Let's breathe in.
2196
01:32:16,202 --> 01:32:17,388
Yeah, get that chest out there.
2197
01:32:17,412 --> 01:32:19,164
Oh, boy.
Now breathe out.
2198
01:32:19,205 --> 01:32:20,623
Oh yeah, nice.
2199
01:32:20,665 --> 01:32:21,665
Breathe in again.
2200
01:32:22,709 --> 01:32:24,919
I certainly know why
Connor likes you.
2201
01:32:24,961 --> 01:32:29,174
Oh boy, you're
caring, you're smart.
2202
01:32:29,716 --> 01:32:34,012
Ooh, you have smooth
skin like Britney.
2203
01:32:34,929 --> 01:32:36,890
You know, I think I
got something to do.
2204
01:32:36,931 --> 01:32:38,183
You're not going anywhere.
2205
01:32:38,224 --> 01:32:39,224
I knew it was you.
2206
01:32:39,976 --> 01:32:42,729
Ooh! Whoa!
2207
01:32:42,771 --> 01:32:43,730
You're gonna take me on?
2208
01:32:43,772 --> 01:32:44,939
I know krav maga, bitch.
2209
01:32:44,981 --> 01:32:46,149
Oh, god, this is funny.
2210
01:32:46,191 --> 01:32:47,359
Oh, you're so scary.
2211
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:48,735
Oh, please don't hurt me.
2212
01:32:48,777 --> 01:32:50,820
Don't hurt the mayor, please.
2213
01:32:50,862 --> 01:32:52,739
What do you got?
2214
01:32:52,781 --> 01:32:53,323
[laughs]
2215
01:32:53,365 --> 01:32:54,365
Oh really?
2216
01:32:55,158 --> 01:32:56,478
Yeah, wanna come
back for seconds?
2217
01:32:57,160 --> 01:32:58,346
Well bring it, that was
nothing. I laughed at that.
2218
01:32:58,370 --> 01:32:58,703
- Oh, you laughed?
- I laughed at that.
2219
01:32:58,995 --> 01:33:01,206
[laughs]
2220
01:33:01,247 --> 01:33:02,308
How you like that
shit, Kentucky?
2221
01:33:02,332 --> 01:33:03,625
You only get one more.
2222
01:33:04,959 --> 01:33:07,045
Yeah!
2223
01:33:08,380 --> 01:33:10,090
Trick or treat!
2224
01:33:10,799 --> 01:33:12,050
Ow!
2225
01:33:13,301 --> 01:33:16,763
What, what are you doing?
2226
01:33:16,805 --> 01:33:18,139
What the fuck is that?
2227
01:33:18,682 --> 01:33:19,432
Are you decorating me?
2228
01:33:19,474 --> 01:33:20,433
Oh, you want this?
2229
01:33:20,475 --> 01:33:21,475
Come on, bitch.
2230
01:33:22,268 --> 01:33:22,310
- Come on.
- You're Colonel Sanders.
2231
01:33:23,061 --> 01:33:24,061
Bring it in, bring it in.
2232
01:33:26,314 --> 01:33:27,816
[thud]
2233
01:33:27,857 --> 01:33:30,777
I bet they didn't teach
you that in krav maga.
2234
01:33:32,821 --> 01:33:35,115
That was certainly unpleasant.
2235
01:33:39,494 --> 01:33:42,288
Why are you people
so much trouble?
2236
01:33:43,123 --> 01:33:44,332
Hm?
2237
01:33:44,374 --> 01:33:45,851
Can't you just do what
you're supposed to do?
2238
01:33:45,875 --> 01:33:49,004
Because you, young lady,
you were supposed to be
2239
01:33:49,045 --> 01:33:51,131
Connor's trophy wife.
2240
01:33:51,172 --> 01:33:52,132
Mhm.
2241
01:33:52,173 --> 01:33:53,967
He needs that.
2242
01:33:54,009 --> 01:33:57,971
But you can't do that so
that means that I have
2243
01:33:58,013 --> 01:34:00,015
no use for you.
2244
01:34:00,056 --> 01:34:02,976
And you see, when people
get in the way, people die.
2245
01:34:03,018 --> 01:34:06,187
[grunting]
2246
01:34:07,188 --> 01:34:10,358
[dramatic music]
2247
01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:11,943
♪
2248
01:34:11,985 --> 01:34:13,236
- Wake up!
- Dad!
2249
01:34:15,113 --> 01:34:17,490
[groans]
2250
01:34:17,532 --> 01:34:20,160
Are you kidding me?
2251
01:34:20,201 --> 01:34:21,244
I was just gonna...
2252
01:34:21,286 --> 01:34:22,162
Oh!
2253
01:34:22,203 --> 01:34:23,203
Oh, that hurts.
2254
01:34:24,247 --> 01:34:26,374
- Oh, that, that hurts!
- I'm so sorry.
2255
01:34:26,416 --> 01:34:28,793
Madison. Madison.
2256
01:34:28,835 --> 01:34:29,878
[groaning]
2257
01:34:30,462 --> 01:34:32,922
It's the kidney,
it's the kidney.
2258
01:34:32,964 --> 01:34:35,258
No, no, I know
because of the urine.
2259
01:34:35,300 --> 01:34:37,010
Oh, oh!
2260
01:34:37,052 --> 01:34:38,904
It's the worse than the rectal
I got from the elephant man.
2261
01:34:38,928 --> 01:34:39,971
Oh, this is bad.
2262
01:34:40,013 --> 01:34:42,390
Oh, no, no, things
are going black.
2263
01:34:42,432 --> 01:34:43,725
Things are going black.
2264
01:34:44,684 --> 01:34:46,370
- Things are going black.
- Oh, dad, dad, dad.
2265
01:34:46,394 --> 01:34:48,521
Oh, I'm so sorry.
2266
01:34:48,563 --> 01:34:50,398
Why did you do this?
2267
01:34:50,440 --> 01:34:52,901
You were gonna
stab that dickhead.
2268
01:34:52,942 --> 01:34:55,987
I thought the gays were
supposed to be peaceful.
2269
01:34:56,029 --> 01:34:57,029
Wait a minute, you know?
2270
01:34:57,697 --> 01:34:58,857
Oh, please, of course I know.
2271
01:34:59,240 --> 01:35:01,534
I was hoping that Madison
could turn you, but well,
2272
01:35:01,576 --> 01:35:03,203
she's just not hot enough.
2273
01:35:03,244 --> 01:35:04,329
No, she's not.
2274
01:35:04,371 --> 01:35:06,539
- You're totally hot.
- Duh.
2275
01:35:06,581 --> 01:35:09,209
Why did you kill
all those people?
2276
01:35:09,250 --> 01:35:10,794
I mean, why Gary?
2277
01:35:10,835 --> 01:35:13,463
I mean, what was he guilty of
besides wearing bad sweaters?
2278
01:35:13,505 --> 01:35:15,048
Terrible.
2279
01:35:15,090 --> 01:35:16,901
No, he was gonna go to the
media and let the people
2280
01:35:16,925 --> 01:35:18,468
know that I was
blackmailing him.
2281
01:35:18,510 --> 01:35:19,570
I couldn't let that happen.
2282
01:35:19,594 --> 01:35:22,389
Especially during
a campaign season.
2283
01:35:22,430 --> 01:35:23,890
And what about Pilmington?
2284
01:35:23,932 --> 01:35:25,892
He was running
against me for mayor.
2285
01:35:25,934 --> 01:35:27,519
Hello!
2286
01:35:27,560 --> 01:35:28,395
Well what about Patch?
2287
01:35:28,436 --> 01:35:30,897
He who has the weed...
2288
01:35:30,939 --> 01:35:31,648
Has the power!
2289
01:35:31,690 --> 01:35:32,899
I know, save your breath.
2290
01:35:32,941 --> 01:35:35,568
You're dying, mayor.
2291
01:35:35,610 --> 01:35:36,930
What about that
poor Britney girl?
2292
01:35:37,946 --> 01:35:40,240
Seriously, you want me
to explain that to you?
2293
01:35:40,281 --> 01:35:41,074
No, no, no, no.
2294
01:35:41,116 --> 01:35:43,410
We get that one.
2295
01:35:43,451 --> 01:35:45,912
But dad, we're Prices.
2296
01:35:45,954 --> 01:35:47,473
We don't need to murder
people to get what we want.
2297
01:35:47,497 --> 01:35:48,415
Why?
2298
01:35:48,456 --> 01:35:51,334
Son, I did it for Mooseheart.
2299
01:35:51,376 --> 01:35:52,544
Okay?
2300
01:35:52,585 --> 01:35:56,423
This town it thrives
on murder mysteries.
2301
01:35:56,464 --> 01:35:58,216
Okay? It's already
boosted the economy.
2302
01:35:58,258 --> 01:35:59,259
Oh!
2303
01:35:59,300 --> 01:36:02,095
Wait, are you the
candy corn killer?
2304
01:36:02,137 --> 01:36:03,471
Are you the candy corn killer?
2305
01:36:03,513 --> 01:36:05,181
Shut up, big tits.
2306
01:36:05,223 --> 01:36:06,141
Which by the way, before I die,
I'd like to cop a feel.
2307
01:36:06,182 --> 01:36:07,559
Oh!
2308
01:36:07,600 --> 01:36:09,370
No, I am not, but I did
drop some candy corn just
2309
01:36:09,394 --> 01:36:11,938
to create some buzz.
2310
01:36:11,980 --> 01:36:12,981
- Oh, Connor.
- Yes.
2311
01:36:14,232 --> 01:36:14,524
- Connor, come here.
- Dad, I'm here, I'm here.
2312
01:36:15,066 --> 01:36:16,317
I'm so sorry.
2313
01:36:16,359 --> 01:36:17,569
I'm so sorry, dad.
2314
01:36:17,610 --> 01:36:18,778
I'm here, I'm here.
2315
01:36:18,820 --> 01:36:20,989
I don't believe your
sorry, but I want you to
2316
01:36:21,031 --> 01:36:24,034
know that I am sorry for
trying to make you into
2317
01:36:24,075 --> 01:36:25,452
someone who you weren't.
2318
01:36:25,493 --> 01:36:27,162
It's alright, dad.
It's alright.
2319
01:36:27,203 --> 01:36:29,306
I'm guessing this is the end
of my reelection campaign.
2320
01:36:29,330 --> 01:36:30,874
It is definitely.
2321
01:36:30,915 --> 01:36:31,875
Connor!
2322
01:36:31,916 --> 01:36:32,459
Yes, dad.
2323
01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:33,460
Where are you?
2324
01:36:33,501 --> 01:36:34,961
I'm here.
2325
01:36:35,003 --> 01:36:36,129
Connor, here, here.
2326
01:36:36,171 --> 01:36:38,131
This is very important.
2327
01:36:38,173 --> 01:36:41,634
Don't let the people
know that I did it.
2328
01:36:41,676 --> 01:36:44,554
But dad, you slaughtered
like three people.
2329
01:36:44,596 --> 01:36:45,906
I think... Yeah, it's
too late for that.
2330
01:36:45,930 --> 01:36:47,170
No, no, it would ruin the town.
2331
01:36:48,266 --> 01:36:50,435
No, no, a political
scandal is the last thing
2332
01:36:50,477 --> 01:36:51,978
this place needs.
2333
01:36:52,020 --> 01:36:53,980
No, just tell them that
their wonderful mayor, he
2334
01:36:54,022 --> 01:36:57,192
was one of the killer's victims.
2335
01:36:57,233 --> 01:37:01,363
And that will legitimize
the town is truly scary
2336
01:37:01,404 --> 01:37:02,572
and haunted...
2337
01:37:02,614 --> 01:37:03,031
And unsafe.
2338
01:37:03,073 --> 01:37:06,242
Dangerous.
2339
01:37:06,284 --> 01:37:07,660
Oh, sorry, I was
snapchatting this.
2340
01:37:07,702 --> 01:37:08,620
Are we doing a bit?
2341
01:37:08,661 --> 01:37:11,164
Uh, this town is...
2342
01:37:11,206 --> 01:37:13,458
Too late. Mayor's dead.
I tried.
2343
01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:16,294
We're not seriously gonna
just swipe this under the rug.
2344
01:37:16,336 --> 01:37:18,004
Yeah.
2345
01:37:18,046 --> 01:37:19,047
Why?
2346
01:37:19,089 --> 01:37:20,507
He's the hero that
Mooseheart needs.
2347
01:37:20,548 --> 01:37:23,426
Our silent guardian.
2348
01:37:23,468 --> 01:37:26,471
Our watchful protector.
2349
01:37:26,513 --> 01:37:28,348
He ain't doing any
of that. He's dead.
2350
01:37:28,390 --> 01:37:29,974
Oh, Dark Knight.
2351
01:37:30,016 --> 01:37:31,101
Another movie reference.
2352
01:37:32,352 --> 01:37:34,112
Not a horror movie
technically, but I get it.
2353
01:37:34,354 --> 01:37:40,485
You are my protector and
my hero, Trent Modine.
2354
01:37:40,527 --> 01:37:43,571
[sappy music]
2355
01:37:43,613 --> 01:37:46,032
♪
2356
01:37:51,955 --> 01:37:53,331
[grunts]
2357
01:37:56,084 --> 01:37:58,712
Stupid movie references.
2358
01:37:58,753 --> 01:37:59,587
I don't even own a...
2359
01:37:59,629 --> 01:38:01,172
Shh!
2360
01:38:01,214 --> 01:38:02,632
Take me to the lambo.
2361
01:38:03,133 --> 01:38:05,385
Peace.
2362
01:38:06,177 --> 01:38:09,055
♪ He who got the
weed got the power ♪
2363
01:38:09,097 --> 01:38:13,059
♪ I'll meet you at
your crib in an hour ♪
2364
01:38:13,101 --> 01:38:15,061
♪ Got the best green
on the block ♪
2365
01:38:15,103 --> 01:38:19,232
♪ If you don't got my money
you can suck my cock ♪
2366
01:38:19,274 --> 01:38:21,943
♪ You know I got my
white boys with me ♪
2367
01:38:24,279 --> 01:38:26,072
[baby laughing]
2368
01:38:26,114 --> 01:38:27,514
Mr. Mayor,
I just wanna let you know
2369
01:38:28,783 --> 01:38:30,094
that I am super, super
grateful for the opportunity.
2370
01:38:30,118 --> 01:38:31,661
You will not be
disappointed in me.
2371
01:38:31,703 --> 01:38:34,581
I'm gonna be the best
intern you have ever seen.
2372
01:38:34,622 --> 01:38:36,958
Um, what about
this box Mr. Mayor?
2373
01:38:38,293 --> 01:38:40,211
Oh!
2374
01:38:40,253 --> 01:38:41,463
I'll take that one.
2375
01:38:41,504 --> 01:38:42,773
And you're sure that you
want iCarly on a 24 hour
2376
01:38:42,797 --> 01:38:45,425
loop in every room
in the building?
2377
01:38:45,467 --> 01:38:46,760
Absolutely.
2378
01:38:46,801 --> 01:38:48,011
24/7.
2379
01:38:50,597 --> 01:38:51,765
Want a sucker?
2380
01:38:51,806 --> 01:38:53,600
Oh, thank you, Mr. Mayor.
2381
01:38:53,641 --> 01:38:54,976
Uh, I will get right on that.
2382
01:38:56,436 --> 01:38:58,355
[laughs]
2383
01:38:58,396 --> 01:39:01,399
[upbeat music]
2384
01:39:01,441 --> 01:39:04,694
♪
2385
01:39:09,240 --> 01:39:11,368
And they never will.
2386
01:39:11,409 --> 01:39:15,538
[evil laughing]
2387
01:39:24,339 --> 01:39:28,802
[upbeat music]
2388
01:39:28,843 --> 01:39:32,097
♪
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