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I think you're too stupid for college.

I think you're going to end up dropping...oh, careful, don't run this girl over.

Hey, how are you doing?

Hello.

Sorry, did I scare you?

Yeah, no, you're good.

Yeah, can I give you a ride?

We have candy.

I'm just walking right up here.

Okay, we have candy.

No, I'm okay.

I don't really eat candy.

You sure you don't want a ride?

No, I'm okay.

Well, can I just talk to you?

We have like a tube channel, and we're talking about college, and you wouldn't

happen to go to this college right here, right?

Yeah, I go to Miami.

You go to Miami?

Oh, see, perfect.

We're looking for Miami people to kind of talk to you.

Okay, talk to me about what?

Well, just college in general, and just how we think it's just a total scam.

Oh, okay.

I mean...are you guys like weirdos, or...?

No, we're doing like a piece on college, that's all.

It's just like an interview?

Yeah, I never went to school.

Okay.

So I wanted to see if like, if like I missed out on anything, or, you know?

Um, I don't know.

How long will it take?

Well, I mean, I got a hundred dollars.

Oh, I mean... Come over here, sir.

I don't have to yell at you.

I don't want to like scream.

Oh, okay.

But yeah, I mean, would you do it for a hundred bucks?

Yeah, I could do it.

Yeah, I mean... Okay.

Yeah, I just wanted to like get like the basics down.

Like, what's up with, uh... Like, what's up with like, um...

Like, you know, like, like, I don't know, like, what are you learning?

Like, is it like...

Okay, yeah, my major is communications.

Communication?

Yep, yep, this is my second year.

So you don't know how to communicate with people?

No, it's for like journalism.

You just say hi.

When you don't know someone, you say hello, nice to meet you, my name is...

Right, of course.

There we go, see?

Yeah, it's more so about learning different things.

So I taught you something.

Yeah.

So, how much do I get?

Uh, you don't get anything.

How much was college?

Uh, it was very expensive.

It is?

Yeah, very expensive.

Oh.

Okay.

Okay, so like, what do you learn in communications then, actually?

Um, you just learn how to read, write, talk to people.

Don't they teach you that shit in like, kindergarten?

Yeah, but this is more in depth.

You learn about journalism, I guess, like... Oh, there you go.

Rage baiting, you know, like... Rage, whoa.

Yeah.

Wait, what?

Rage baiting?

Yeah, so like, when you go on social media and you like,

see clickbait, stuff like that, it's more like that.

Rage bait, rage.

That sounds like a song.

Rage bait, rage bait, rage bait.

No, it's just to like, uh, influence people, catch the attention of people.

I'm going for journalism, so...

Oh, so you wanna like, go to the war and like, fucking like... No, no.

See people fucking get shot?

No!

Oh, absolutely not.

But I could write about it, you know?

You wanna write about it?

Yeah, yeah, potentially.

Oh, okay.

Make a tweet?

Uh, yeah.

It could be a tweet, you know?

Or like, a news...

A news... What the fuck?

How much does that cost?

How much does college cost to learn how to tweet?

Um, actually... That's crazy.

I mean, marketing's a really big thing.

You can learn a lot if you, you know, promote yourself the right way,

so... Actually, I get it.

People pay a lot of money, so communications is a more, um, easier way,

not as expensive.

Yeah, I suck with words.

Yeah.

I mean, everyone can learn.

That's why you go to college.

Oh, okay.

You got nice eyes.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Sorry I'm bringing the camera so close to me.

No, you're okay.

You're okay.

I just want my viewers to really see your eyes.

I'm gonna try to see if I can look inside your eyeball.

Oh, wow.

I like green.

Can you see my soul in there?

I like green.

I'm sorry, I'm just looking at your eyeballs again.

Hold on.

Let me just look at your eyeballs.

Just zooming in on your eyeballs.

Those are my eyeballs.

Oh, shit.

Oh, sorry.

Sorry.

So, like, like, is this safe to be walking around here?

Like, I feel like... Yeah, no, I'm totally fine.

I'm just right up the road.

So, I do it all the time.

You sure you don't want to ride?

Um, no, I think I'm okay.

I'm just right up the road, so... Alright.

I mean, it's hot out, but I can manage.

Yeah, it's hot.

We have water.

We have water.

Well, I'll take a water, but... Will you?

Yeah, I can take a water.

What's your first name?

My name's Charlie.

How you doing, Charlie?

I'm doing great.

That's like a boy's name.

No, it's... Why did...

It's a neutral name, but I actually find that to be more attractive on women.

It's like a boy's name.

Yeah.

You know, I used to know someone had a dog.

It was a female dog, and they named it Charlie.

Really?

I think Charlie's a pretty common name for animals, actually.

I used to bust her balls, so then I'd be like, that's... Charlie's a boy.

Charlie can be a girl name, too.

And it's Charlie with an I, so... That makes it a girl?

Yeah, it makes it a girl name.

It's more feminine, you know?

It's cuter, so...

So... Your...

Your boyfriend lets you, like, walk down the street, like, by yourself and shit?

Man, I ain't got no boyfriend.

What?

No.

I'm in college.

I'm living the whole college experience, you know?

Oh, shit.

So you fucking a lot in college.

No, I wouldn't say that.

Oh, shit.

She's fucking... She's... She said it.

She said I'm taking the full experience.

Whatever.

Are you slutting your ass off in college, huh?

Hey, hey, hey.

Are you judging?

No, we're not judging.

We're not judging.

I wouldn't say I'm fully slutting out, but...

You know, if it's the right guy, the right time, the right place, you know?

I won't lie.

I won't lie.

Oh, man.

Are you...

Let's back up a little bit to put her in the shade, huh?

Let's just... I feel like you're baking right there, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Are you okay with that?

Yeah, let's go.

It sucks.

Yeah.

There you go.

Like, right there is good, right?

Aw, there.

Isn't that better?

Perfect, yes.

Isn't that better?

All right, good.

Because we're having so much fun talking to you.

I don't really want to, you know...

I don't want this to end.

Okay, yeah.

Well, let's do it.

Let's do an interview.

You know?

Talk a lot.

Maybe get married.

Oh, okay.

You're going from zero to a hundred real quick.

Well, I'm sorry.

I'm just kidding.

I'm just joking.

I hope so.

I'm playing into the joke.

I mean, my buddy in here wants to have kids.

You want to have kids?

Oh, eventually.

I'm just living... I'm living the college girl life.

But I hear the Southern in you.

You guys are, like, supposed to breed, like...

Oh, yeah.

I have a whole farm of kids, raising their home farms.

Спosed to breed kids like, you know, grief pooling bees... Yeah, I'm definitely...

I'm from the Midwest, so I've got a little southern

charm to me, but I'm not trying to live the mid.

Let me see the hips.

The hips?

You got child birth and hips?

I don't think so.

I'm pretty— Child birth and hips?

I don't know.

I don't know.

You can race some cattle.

A cowboy.

A cowboy cute.

I like that.

Are you Cowboy?

Alright, cool.

So, do you fund all this yourself?

Do you have rich parents?

I wish I had rich parents, no.

I do it all myself.

Really?

Yup, it's very hard, but you gotta struggle a little bit.

You're not a stripper, are you?

No, oh god no.

Most girls just start stripping and take the easy way out.

No, I have a little bit of class to me.

Oh man, you just took a shit on all the strippers that are trying to pay their way

through school and try to better themselves.

They do their own thing.

She said, I have class.

Fuck them hoes is what she said.

I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry.

She said, fuck them hoes.

No, no, no, I'm just a little bit more reserved with, you know, how I make them.

Okay, okay.

Yeah, you just, you don't want to show your vagina to people.

I mean, do strippers do that?

Is that a thing?

Yeah, they do.

Yeah, they show their vaginas.

No, I think I'm okay with that.

I definitely just keep it classy, keep it moving.

You ever have a one-night stand?

Yeah, I have.

All right, so you showed some random civilian your junk.

Well, yeah, I didn't put it in that perspective, but I guess you're right.

You got it.

You got me.

Ah, okay.

So you're, yeah, all right, cool.

So you fund everything yourself.

So is it hard?

Do you have to like, you have to have like a, like a job?

Do you like, what do you do?

Yeah, certainly.

So what do you do then?

I do have a job.

I just work at an office.

Office?

Like a library.

Does your boss try to fuck you?

It's a girl, so I hope not.

Hey, she can try to fuck you.

I mean, yeah, I would be into that.

I would be into that.

But no, I would say though, I do.

What was that movie?

Boss?

Uh, uh...

Yeah, Boss.

Fuck.

Never watched it.

The boss, she tried to fuck you.

She kept trying to fuck the guy.

Yeah, never watched it.

That was awesome.

Yeah, you should watch it.

It's a funny movie.

It's cute to flirt around with some boys, you know?

Yeah?

Grab books, I'm a little bookster myself.

Did you fuck anyone at your job?

Is there anyone worthy of getting it?

I have before, yes.

You have before?

Look at you!

Miss Little Charlie!

It was my boss.

I was working at a car dealership.

A boss?!

It was my boss!

I think you got a raise.

Oh no, I didn't get a raise.

I actually quit my job after, but... Oh, she did the right thing.

She said, listen, we fucked, we cannot work together no more.

Yeah, you cannot shit where you eat.

Yeah, you did totally shit where you eat.

Yeah, you shit where you ate.

You fucking, you walked in the office one day and you

just like pulled your pants down and just took a shit.

Oh, yeah.

Basically.

In the dealership.

Basically.

That's what you did.

Yeah, I learned my lesson.

Was it worth it?

Um, no.

No.

Oh!

She put them out there.

She said it wasn't worth it.

I would have rather have kept the job, damn it.

It was very vanilla sex.

Ah, vanilla sex?

You're a little, what are you, a little freak, Charlie?

What a bit.

Huh?

Why is it always the little fucking quiet ones?

Are you a quiet girl?

I would say I'm quiet, I'm very outgoing,

but I think I'm reserved in certain aspects.

How outgoing?

Like, would you show us your titties for 500 bucks?

Outgoing?

Oh, mine?

Um, I don't know if I'm that outgoing.

That's a little... Oh, well then you're not outgoing.

No, I'm outgoing.

I like to dance.

You're fucking reserved and boring then.

Oh, no, I'm not reserved and boring.

I mean, $500, oh.

$500.

I don't know if I... Don't touch this money unless you're willing to do it.

Oh, I don't know about that.

I mean, I have a job, I make money.

Okay, so, okay, but you do pay for everything yourself.

So, like, I'm sure there's a little bit of a struggle, right?

It's expensive?

Yeah, I mean, yeah, but it's not anything I can't manage.

How about a thousand?

A thousand just to see my titties?

Yeah.

You want to do it just to see my titties?

I mean, we would happily pay a thousand to see some titties.

What's so honorable about my titties that

you want to see them for a thousand dollars?

They belong to Charlie.

They belong to Charlie.

So, you want to do it just for a thousand?

Are you willing?

Are you considering it?

Because we will definitely give you a thousand to see your breasts.

Let me see the thousand.

To see Charlie's breasts.

Count in front of me.

Count in front of me.

To see Charlie's breasts.

See, there's five there and there's another five there.

Okay.

To see Charlie's breasts.

That's it?

Yeah, we want to prove that you're a girl.

Because Charlie just, you know, sounds like you're a man.

I want to make sure that you're not a man.

Oh, I'm definitely... I'm not the modern girl.

I'm a traditional girl, if you know what I mean, you know.

But okay, $1,000 just to see my titties.

Oh, shit.

She said, fuck it.

I'm gonna... I'm gonna figure out how to pay

for this damn college one way or another.

I mean, that'll definitely help with my books.

Yep, exactly.

It's very expensive.

Well, I mean, listen, you had it when I stand.

He saw your titties for free.

Yeah, you did get me there.

And I mean, you guys did give me a water, too.

To help me.

There you go.

Now we're like, you know, now we're practically dating.

We're practically dating now, right?

You have three boyfriends now.

Three boyfriends?

Yeah, you have three boyfriends.

You gotta take us all.

I thought this was just an interview.

No, you gotta take us all.

Oh my goodness, that's a lot.

I don't know if I can handle that.

All right, so here's the... put this in your... are you willing to do it?

It sounds like you're willing to do it.

I'll do it for the time.

Okay, so look, put that in your purse.

Okay.

Don't take your titties out.

Okay.

You should get in the Van.

Okay, get in the Van?

Well, you can't take them out right there.

Here, I'll show her.

Open the door so she can see what she's dealing with.

Okay.

Open them up wide.

There you go.

You don't have to get in.

You can just breathe it all in.

So, like, you can breathe it in right there, right?

So, what is it?

What are you thinking?

Right here?

Well, I'm saying, like, what do you think?

Like, see the Van?

It's not... there's nothing...

Oh, I mean, it's obviously a little fucked up, but it's nothing, you know, weird.

I don't see any hidden girls or anything.

I don't see anyone going to tell me.

No, this is just our...

This is just our office away from the office, you know?

Okay, so you guys just go around doing interviews?

Yeah.

Okay, well...

Do you... I mean, if you don't want to get in the Van, I mean, you could just...

I don't know, maybe show them right there?

I could do that.

Here, get on that side.

Block that door.

Pull the door a little bit so that way...

We can make sure we're super safe.

Okay.

It's so reserved.

It's so reserved.

Okay, you guys want to see?

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, she's...

Shit.

Do they tan lines?

Yeah.

They have a little Brazilian tan line going on.

Oh, shit.

You have some good nipples.

Thank you.

I think you're... she's tricking us.

She's... Do you think I'm a man?

No, I'm sad.

No, I'm sad.

I think you, you know, I think you wanted to show us, to look at you.

Oh, me?

Right.

No, I know.

Are you sure you're not a stripper?

Oh, definitely.

Find out she's a big stripper.

She's over here taking our money.

I'm definitely not a stripper.

A stripper.

Do you think these titties give you... They're pretty small, actually.

No, they're pretty good.

They're fucking great.

Let me see.

Can I touch them?

Great.

I mean, you paid a thousand dollars.

Um... Don't go too far out there.

Stay over here, girl.

You're gonna show some of your titties out there.

Come on.

What do I get?

What do you get?

Yeah.

What do you want?

I want to see something, too.

Yeah?

What, his man breasts?

Yeah, you wanna... No, definitely not.

Hey, take the shirt off.

No, no, no.

There you go.

I better be getting good compensation.

I mean, they're nice, but that's not something I can play with.

Oh, watch that door.

Oh.

Uh, damn.

What do you wanna see?

Um... I wanna see what you got under them pants.

Oh, under my pants?

Mm-hmm.

You gotta take my pants off, then.

Okay.

Yeah?

Okay.

Watch that door.

Watch that door.

Yeah, hold onto that door.

There you go.

Hold onto that.

Whoa, you're just gonna... Oh!

Shit, bro!

That's what we're doing?

That's what we're doing?

We're just whipping it out?

Yeah, I mean, it's on soft now, but... That's fine.

We can help... I can help you.

Yeah?

Okay, do you wanna touch me or not?

Oh, of course.

What the fuck?

Oh, shit.

What the fuck?

Is that okay?

Uh... Yeah, of course.

Oh, she's so reserved.

Oh, shit.

It's always the fucking quiet ones.

Mm-hmm.

Do you get any interviews like this?

Stand up, stand up.

I wanna see her.

Stand up.

This is the first interview like this?

Yeah, stick your head out there.

There you go.

Hold onto that door.

There you go.

Good.

There you go.

Oh, I like this.

How's that?

What the fuck, Charlie?

You're sucking some...

Oh, I shouldn't scream that, I guess.

Charlie's over here sucking some dick.

Oh, wow.

It's such a beautiful day out here.

Yeah, keep an eye out there, Rocky.

Yeah.

What the hell, girl?

Oh, shit.

Switch hands.

Let's see those tits hanging.

Well, looks like you're not shy, are you?

No.

Does this turn you on?

Little... Little adventurous?

Yeah, this is hot.

Yeah?

I've never done this before since it's the first time.

Like almost getting caught tight shit?

It's a little taboo.

Oh, my God.

This is something a college girl would do, right?

Getting the full college girl experience, right?

To pay her bills.

To pay her bills.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, you guys said $1,000.

I think that's overcompensating.

I can do something.

Cool.

Um, look, Charlie, I feel like you guys are vibing right now.

Would you want to just take a ride with us?

Can we just cruise the block with you?

What do you think?

Oh, that's weird.

You want to just cruise the block?

Yeah.

I mean, let's do it.

You're down?

Yeah.

We've got to be quick because my titties are hanging out.

We'll just cruise the block.

Come on in.

Come on in.

Oh, the AC feels nice.

As a matter of fact, it's colder in the front seat.

You want me to get in the back?

Help him put the window open.

You can sit in the front right there.

Yeah, sit up there.

You want me to come?

Oh, you've got to give me your ass.

Sorry.

You want me to come up there?

Yeah, look at what he's done with the window.

Give him a second.

Oh, my God.

Look at these titties.

Come down here.

Show us here.

Show us these things.

There you go.

Look at that.

They're fun to play with.

Yeah.

Stay there.

She'll come to you.

There you go.

I guess you can go to him now.

Okay.

You want to go to him?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Bend over right there.

Bend over right there and do it.

Yeah, can you reach it from there?

I think I can.

There we go.

I'm going to fix my hair.

Oh, shit.

Oh, gosh.

Go ahead and drive.

Let's cruise the block.

Yeah.

There you go.

I've never done this before.

No?

Nine o'clock.

Pretty good.

There you go.

There you go.

Let me see.

Spin on it.

Make a little mess out of it.

Good.

You can drop down right here.

Drop down right here.

I'll come over here now.

There you go.

Come on.

Come on.

You're hot.

Oh, you're hot.

Thank you.

I know.

We got the AC going.

Cool.

At least this hair.

Great.

Oh, shit.

Always the quiet ones, huh?

Look at that.

Not every day you get a cone.

You had a college girl doing this, huh?

No.

You got lucky today.

Now you're living the true college experience.

What's this saying?

It's like a lady in the streets, freak in the sheets?

Yeah.

But apparently I'm a freak in the streets.

Freak in a Van.

Freak in a Van now.

We like to call it the bus.

The bus.

Freak on the bus.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit.

You gotta be there.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

You can fit it all in your mouth.

I don't know.

Fuck.

I'm trying.

Fuck.

Do you like that?

Um-hmm.

There you go, slapping it in the tongue.

Oh fuck.

Ha, ha, ha.

There you go.

Let me see you bite on it.

Come here.

Just bite on it like a chocolate bar.

Just on the side.

There you go.

Let's want some tea.

There you go, mm-hmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Shit.

I've never been asked to do that before.

Oh, fuck.

There you go.

Keep it wet.

Spit on it.

Yes.

Fuck.

Here, I have an idea.

Let me take this off here.

That's a great idea.

Let's take this off.

There you go.

Might as well take this off, too.

Here, let me just take the underwear off.

Mm-hmm.

And take my shoes off.

Oh, why are they so tight?

That's not the only good one to say.

Oh, fool.

Okay.

Don't brag unless you're willing to show.

Mm-hmm.

You want a seat?

She is living her best life in college.

I know.

That's what Miami's all about, right?

Yeah.

Party city.

Should I get up there?

Mm-hmm.

Ooh.

Oh, that's not a good girl.

Let me... Open it up!

Oh, shit!

Look what this guy is doing.

Bring it to him.

Bring it to him.

Go ahead.

Bring it to him.

There you go.

Oh, shit.

You gotta take it over there.

Take it over there.

Take it.

Mm-hmm.

Put it in this face.

There you go.

Lift it.

Put it in this face.

Your dick is just staring at me.

Oh, that's nice.

See this fucking guy?

Just open this guy.

This guy thinks he's... Is this your favorite position?

I want to do a favorite now.

Come up to your knees.

You can probably reach his dick.

There you go.

Yeah, put your knees down.

Put your knees down.

There you go.

Look at that.

I got to flip over.

There's too much blood in my head.

I'm going to push him out.

There you go.

There you go.

Whew.

I'm going to take this off.

Oh, you're hot.

Yeah.

Open your legs up.

There.

Listen.

Nothing happened.

See how cold it is.

There.

you go.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Here you go.

Oh!

Fuck!

Tastes good.

Just like that.

You ready for it?

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

There you go.

Oh my God.

Shit.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh shoot.

You're taking something.

Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, baby.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

There you go.

Take out his dick for me.

I feel so good.

Yes, you like that.

Oh, shit.

Let me see the other guy going in there for me.

Let me see it just like that.

That's okay.

That's okay.

That's okay.

Fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

That's how you fuck that dick, baby.

There you go.

Yes.

Yes.

There you go.

Oh, alright there.

Uh-huh.

Yes, yes sir.

Yes sir.

Yes.

Yes sir.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh, oh.

You feel so fucking good?

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes.

Yes, ma'am.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Let me try to turn around for you.

Oh, you wanna take it out.

Try it.

Hey.

See, lay back for me.

Spread the waves open.

There you go, hold them.

Hold them open.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you're so happy.

Oh, shit.

There you go.

Keep going just like that.

Fuck.

Yes, baby.

Oh, shit.

Just like that.

Right back in.

Just like that.

Oh, you feel so good.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

There you go.

Oh.

You're not coming straight from it?

Harder...

I'm gonna come...

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Sit right there.

I'll just see something stick.

There you go.

Oh, fuck.

That's all I can do.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck yes.

Come here.

I want you to be my little passenger Princess.

Mm-hmm.

This goes to the front you can ride.

Do you mean like that?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Shit.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, baby.

There you go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Look at that fucking baby.

Yeah, that's so fucking soft.

Oh, fuck.

Look at this.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, baby.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

There you go.

Put that shit right back in there for me.

Mm-hmm.

bear.

Mm-hmm..

Mm.

See right back in there.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, baby.

Yeah.

This is so good.

Mm-hmm.

Mmm-hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Fuck, baby.

Let me see you shake that.

Let me see you shake that.

That's a cuckoo.

Oh, fuck.

Shit.

Let me see her face.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Come on.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Your dick is so good.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

She's so fucking good.

Cover her, stand like that.

Let me get over.

Slate that face over there.

Mm-hmm.

Make your leg up.

Oh!

There you go.

There you go.

Lean over there for me.

There you go.

Mm-hmm.

Let them titties hang out for me.

Screw it up.

Mm-hmm.

There you go.

Let me see if I can get out of here.

Get out of here, Jesus.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh!

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh...

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, no, no.

..

A little pause...

Tell me you love the bus.

I love the bus so much.

And I love getting fucked in the bus.

Yes, yes.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, yes!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, my... Oh, my...

Oh, stay like that baby.

Stay like that.

Come here.

Come down.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah, you're fine.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

What the fuck?

Shit.

What the hell, girl?

Wow, that was like some good old college fucking right there.

It's not a full experience unless you're fucking in a bus.

Wow, look at this.

That was fucking... that was amazing, guys.

What the fuck the hell just happened?

She was a passenger Princess.

One thing led to a number, huh?

Yeah, right, right.

Sometimes it just stars align.

Oh, my makeup.

Sometimes the stars align, huh?

This was definitely an alignment, for sure.

An alignment.

I think he aligned me in the right direction.

Of course.

Uh, we gotta drop you off, um, like, uh, we're right by the campus, right?

Huh?

We're pretty much by the campus.

Yeah, it's like a block away from here, so it should be fine.

Yeah, um, could we get your phone number, maybe set some more things up like this?

Like, would you consider doing more of these?

Um, I guess it depends.

Are you paying me more money?

Yeah, we're like, like, yeah, like, like, yeah.

Like, of course.

Well, honestly, he was so good, I don't even know about it.

Well, it might, it's gonna be definitely

with different people, not with the same guy.

But, you, you, you think it's cool?

I would definitely be more open.

Alright, so I could put my phone number in your phone?

Yeah, I don't mind.

Alright, there it goes.

I'm just gonna put it right there.

Under...

Fun...

Fun bus guy.

Fun bus guy.

Alright, so, uh, so look, let me let you off then.

So, cause I'm gonna head to the office and go put something together for you.

Um, and I'll let you get home, get cleaned up, and...

Yeah, I definitely need to be cleaned up after that.

Yeah, let's, uh, I'd like to, you know, maybe fund your college, uh...

You guys are gonna fund my college?

Maybe we could fund your college, yeah.

Well, I would do this all the time if my college is being funded.

I had a fun time, though.

Yeah, right?

It's not every day you get pulled over by a bus, and then you end up having a hot

guy that you're fucking, so... I don't know.

And every day you get a reserved girl.

Ha!

Reserved.

Secret freak.

Hey, by the way, guys, today's opposite day, so...

Fucking zone.

This is a one-time pass.

A little freak.

Freaking... Oh, did you just put your bare ass all over my box?

Thanks.

Look at all this sweat.

Oh, man.

Okay, guys.

I'm never sitting on that again.

Okay, I believe I'm hurting my shoes.

Yep, yep.

She's right there.

You can't wipe that.

Forget it.

You just got butt you sore.

I'm hurting my dick.

Yeah.

You were my super... Alright, awesome.

Oh, guys, my super... There we go.

Okay.

Well, you look great.

Do I?

Thank you.

Thanks for hanging out with us.

Yeah, of course.

I think I look the best with cum on my face.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, my gosh.

She's so reserved.

It's the quiet ones.

It's the quiet.

It's the quiet.

It's the quiet.

Quiet cottage girls walking up the street.

Not every day you find someone like me.

No, no.

Thanks for the visit, though.

Oh, thank you.

I didn't know this was going to be part of my day.

I'm late to work.

Oh, you was going to work?

I was going to the dorm and then going to work, so... Oh, man.

Tell your boss that you just got sidetracked.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I'll tell them that my cat died.

Your cat died.

My cat died.

I can't make it into work today.

Mmm.

Alright.

I'm almost there, guys.

Take care.

I'm almost taking your time.

I'll take your time.

I'll never realize how long it takes for someone to put on shoes.

I'm sorry.

When you're staring at them.

When you're waiting for it to happen.

She's trying to look like she didn't just come out of her Van.

Yeah.

You know?

I...

Why are you watching me struggling?

Please, yes.

Help me.

Thank you.

My nails don't let me have that good of a grip, so...

Oh, we already know where the grip comes from.

Oh.

I love that you said that.

She got that grippy grip.

She got that grippy grip.

Perfect.

Okay.

That gorilla grip.

That gorilla grip.

That gorilla grip.

Okay, guys.

I mean, yeah.

Go ahead.

I'm going to steal that water, too.

Yes, please.

Take it with you.

Thank you so much.

Alrighty.

Okay.

All right.

It was so good meeting you.

Thank you.

Thank you, guys.

Bye.

So much fun.

Bye.

Bye.

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