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Hello. Hey, Coco.

Hi, honey. Come in. Okay.

How are you?

I'm good. How are you? Good.

Discussing from yoga.

Ooh. Sorry.

Still a little mess.

It's okay. I'm digging the yoga pants.

So your mom called.

Yeah. So she kind of told you what the...

What's going on?

Well, yeah, she said that you had some questions and were getting curious about

things and that she didn't quite know what to say and she thought it might be

easier if I talked to you about it for a little bit. Yeah, it is a little

awkward. You know, Dad's gone so much and Mom's, you know, my mom.

Right. So I was hoping you could probably maybe help me out with what do

they call it?

The birds and the bees, I guess, is... Yes, the birds and the bees, and how

bodies work.

Yeah. So, I don't know where to start.

How much do you know, or where do you want to start?

Can you... I'm so confused. Can you kind of just... Okay.

Start from the get-go?

The beginning.

Yeah.

I'll take it that you kind of know a man's body, so we'll start with women's

bodies? Sure, Aunt Coco.

Let me...

Get changed?

Okay. Is that okay? Yeah.

Give me just a minute. Okay. I'll wait here.

Okay.

Hey, Coco.

It's okay. I got cut up texting. Sorry.

Oh, yeah. I was out there for a minute.

You can come in.

Okay. If you want to have a seat, I'll just get changed. Okay. All right.

So I guess really what your mom was

wanting was for someone to talk to you about the stuff

that you're probably not going to learn in either sex ed or...

The rap game. The MTV.

The MTV. The Jersey Shore or whatever you kids are doing nowadays. You're so

cute, Aunt Coco.

Thank you.

I'm hip. I'm with it.

I was your age once.

Okay, so we said maybe a woman's body for the first lesson.

Mm-hmm.

And I see you definitely have that, Aunt Coco.

a few practical things, maybe.

Like... Oh, where should we start?

Okay. The first thing that nobody's going to really teach you is probably a

woman's breasts are maybe the best part of her body.

And, you know, I got mine done.

So, I mean, everybody in the family knows that mine is.

Aunt Coco, I thought you were going to bring me over here to, like...

Make me watch a 40 year old video or something like that. After school

special? Yeah, wow.

You have really nice boobs, if I can say that as your nephew.

Thank you.

I mean, I think it's natural to appreciate his form.

So, the nipples are always pretty sensitive.

Oh, yeah.

So be gentle.

Be sweet.

They like suction.

And they'll be your best friend.

Nipples are good.

Nipples are the best.

Don't neglect the nipples.

Don't neglect the nipples. Gotcha.

Okay.

Does anyone show you guys how to use a condom? Like how to actually put a

condom on? No, actually, I don't.

Because it...

It can seem a little weird at first, and there's no reason not to know how to do

it. Right?

Yes, ma'am. These days.

Okay.

So, don't tear your condom when you open the package. Be careful.

If you do, you need a new one.

Don't be trying some weird things.

No two condoms at once?

Uh...

The girls these days, honey bunny, I don't know. Maybe you could do two at

once. Nice fake wiener you have there, Aunt Coco.

Aw, thank you.

Just Pedro.

Just have Pedro lying around, okay.

Yeah. The little tip here.

And then you just kind of, well, I guess,

and you roll it down the head.

Throw that one out of the way.

Oh!

Went on nice and smooth.

Hopefully that worked for you too.

And that's for when you finish.

I mean, it just stays in there? It kind of collects in there. Fills up?

Yeah. And then you just roll it off.

And hopefully...

maybe it'll all kind of stay in there. Not make a mess.

Oh, don't use your nail, probably.

Habit.

But, yeah, I think if it's got a little something in there, it's easier to pull

off at the end.

But that is how that works.

And what is else? Oh, something that's important, especially for girls, is

lube. Especially if you're using a condom, because they cause a little

chafing. We're going to be real. We're going to be adults. What do you mean

lube? Lube. Yeah, so there's this awesome stuff that you use for

sex or, I mean, you can use it on yourself when you're playing too, or a

friend who plays with you. I want to hear more about that.

Okay, well, the right stuff makes all the difference.

Here, I'll put a little tiny bit, and you can feel that.

Oh, it's really slick.

It is very slick, and it keeps everybody from getting chafed or rushed.

And you said it's good for myself, too?

Yeah,

yeah. Okay, normally, you mean like masturbation?

Yeah, like, you know, I'm sure you're whacking it like 50 times a day.

Cocoa, okay.

I'm paying for it.

The skin, so it doesn't dry out or get chafed or, I mean, just irritated.

Oh, it's so silky.

And usually a good one has a lot of vitamins in it.

Do we want to try it?

See what it's like? With you right here?

Yeah. I'm a medical professional.

Okay. Do I just take my pants off then?

You want to slide them down? Yeah.

I guess I'll just do this in front of my aunt.

It's okay.

I've seen it before.

Okay, and then just sit back down?

Yeah.

Okay. It's already pretty big.

Alright. So I'm just going to warm it up a little bit.

And stroking is so much easier.

Hey Coco, you weren't joking. Lube is awesome.

Oh, yeah. Right? Lube is the best thing in the world.

For you and your partner.

And if you like backdoor, you have to have lube.

We'll take baby steps.

So, here's a question. While you're doing that, I was going to ask.

Since I can ask you anything, I guess, now that we're doing this.

Am I supposed to wear a condom? Like, I've never had a blowjob, but am I

supposed to wear a condom during a blowjob?

Okay.

Well, that's a good question.

And you don't really have to because,

well, there's not too much that has to happen there.

But it feels so much better.

If there's no condom. Have you ever had one?

No, I've never had a blowjob.

Um, are you gonna... Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

That's a great sex ed class.

Well, I want to make sure you understand everything.

You're not shy your first time.

Oh, this is definitely helping.

And

it's

really good if you're really relaxed.

Do you want to lay on the bed for a minute?

Yeah,

I think I do.

Are you comfy?

Yes, Aunt Coco, excuse me. I am very comfy now.

Alright, good.

Well, since you're comfy... Oh my god,

what are you doing?

I'm just getting comfortable.

Been wearing these all day.

Aunt Coco?

What? I don't know if this is what my mom had in mind when she sent me over

here, but I'm glad she sent me over here.

Probably not.

But, oh well.

Where were we?

Learning about blowjobs? Yes.

Then you can tell your partner how much pressure, or how deep,

or if you like it when they use their hand.

And you'll probably have to ask her to play with your balls.

She might not do that the first few times.

But that's some of the best stuff right there.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

You do have a big dick.

My little baby nephew.

You get it.

That balance, that's instinctive.

So I had another question for you, Aunt Coco.

Uh-huh? Is it ever okay to have sex without a condom?

Well, I'll be honest, yes.

If you're with someone you know really well and that you trust and you're

being careful and you're on birth control... Then

it would be okay to have sex without a condom?

I think so, yeah.

Well, then I only have one more question I've got, though. Usually, okay.

What's that?

Are you on birth control?

Young man.

I love you. I guess I got you all the way here, didn't I? I love you. I trust

you. And if you're on birth control, and since you're trying to teach me about

sex... Well, you're lucky I am on birth control.

And I do want to teach you about sex.

Do you want to try it?

Yes, ma'am.

How do you want to try it?

First.

Do you want to get on top?

Okay.

Oh, I'm very wet already.

And that means it'll slide in easy.

So I'm just going to get on top here.

And watch, I'm going to do it nice and slow.

Oh, my God. Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

my

God.

Yeah.

Oh, I can't believe we're doing this. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Echo, go. Holy shit.

You can do it with a big dick. It feels good.

You can do it in so many different positions.

Can I?

Yeah.

side of the bed.

We'll do it that way.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Okay.

Ooh.

That lube I was talking about.

It is here, big boy. Yeah.

Help me out, baby.

There we go.

Ooh.

Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm fucking my

nephew.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, that dick feels good.

I don't know a better way to teach you about sex than this.

I'm going to teach you about orgasms in just a minute.

Be careful.

I don't want to hurt you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes. Oh, God, yes.

Oh, fuck.

You're such a big dick. Let it do the work.

Oh, fuck,

yeah.

You're on birth control, right?

Oh, yeah.

I kind of finished with you. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't think about being your

first time.

Oh, my God.

Was it fun?

Yeah. Don't tell your mom.

I won't tell mom. Don't ever tell your mom.

Is there any way you can do some more for me sometime?

Oh, yeah.

We can talk about some other things.

Yeah? I've got a lot to teach you about the female orgasm still.

All right.

I'll see you next time I call you.