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You have to be out of the world to call a daughter Felicia.

Your aunt Vicky has a family defect. She's a little crazy.

Felicia?

I don't mind.

The poor Vicky, lunatic and invading.

After ten years that you can't hear, you send your daughter from London because

she wants two weeks off to go to Switzerland to cure her nervous

breakdown, she says.

It must be her.

I'm sorry, did you get hurt?

Guys, a little bit of contentment.

Oh, it can't be you.

Hello, Felicia.

Did you enjoy the trip?

I hate the plane.

Well, then I'd be happy to have arrived.

Okay, do you want to go to our car?

I hate the car.

Oh, well, it's just a few minutes, dear. We're just out of Deauville.

You'll see. It's a nice place near the sea. I hate the sea.

Well, I'm sorry.

Anyway, it'll be better to get going.

Think of your luggage.

We'll have to get a little closer, Felicia.

Are you comfortable? No. I bet your cousin hates sitting on the handbrake.

Please, Paul, don't start with your usual jokes.

Tanto io non gli do retta.

This is your room.

Is it to your liking?

Where is your bed?

Here it is.

Now I believe in the exhaustion of Aunt Vicky.

No, let's go. She's a child.

Well, it will be better if you give me something to do to prepare lunch. If I'm

not mistaken, the lesson is at two.

I'll rape you.

It's true you're as excited as a schoolboy, Paul.

Mm-hmm.

Oops.

Faster.

Faster.

Faster.

Yes, yes.

Faster.

Take it all.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I love the way you do it.

no cheating wait a minute i want to come inside you

with you feel all of you

Thank you.

You're very good, girls.

But for the idea I have in mind, I need two completely different types.

I'm very sorry.

The fault is certainly those of the agency.

I explained myself so well.

Anyway... Do it with comfort. In the meantime, I'll call the agency.

Nice shit.

These inspired artists who are looking for who knows what, they really broke

me. Anyway, you don't have to be unpleasant.

Sai, per un momento ho creduto che fosse come noi quando mi ha accarezzato il

braccio. Anch'io ho pensato, qui si unisce l'utile al dilettevole.

Che cosa abbiamo avuto, nell'uno o nell'altro?

Come dura la vita.

Se questa è vera, non se la passa mica male, la tizia.

Ma cosa fai? Potrebbe tornare.

I heard the click when I picked up the phone.

Just be careful when it attacks again and there's no danger.

Mary, if we don't hear it... Oh, but how much it breaks, you too.

Are you calmer now?

I say that if one disappears, it will take a little time before he realizes

it.

Oh God, it attacked again!

And hold down your hands!

Give it to me.

But give me that car!

Give it to me now!

No! And if you try to take it off?

We are Gabrielle. Who knows how she will be happy when I tell her that you wanted

to take off her bracelet.

But let's stop it. You can know what you want. Mary took a picture of you and

with the necklace on.

Nothing, I just want... But you're crazy. And if the lady comes?

No,

no.

You are determined.

Don't be afraid.

I'm on guard.

You little bitch. Don't be rude.

Go on. Get going.

Show me what you can do.

Now lick it.

Go on, lick her.

Get down.

Stick my foot.

Yes.

Your tongue.

Yes. Like that. Yeah.

Ah, it's you, Professor.

I'm disturbing you at this hour.

Here, I wanted to apologize for my behavior today.

I was a real fool.

No, it's true, I know.

Rather, it's quite certain that you won't be dry if I come to you on Sunday

with my uncle.

He's happy, then I'll come for sure.

Thank you, Paul.

I'll dream of her tonight.

Here, good night.

Qualcuno che ha sbagliato numero, caro? Era Brigitte, tesoro mio.

Mi fa un po' pena, povera ragazza. Lo sai, è vero che è follemente innamorata

di te.

Ma le passerà.

Classica cotta da adolescente.

Oh, sì. Comunque io sono sicura che in questo momento si carezza tutta pensando

a te.

È normale, lo facevo anch'io.

Quando mi innamoravo perdutamente di un giovane e bel professore...

I was masturbating thinking of him.

If you want to try her... Try who?

Why, your little Pritchard. Who else?

Oh.

I'll let you do it, Paul.

Because I love you.

And because I have confidence in you.

In us.

And because our love can only last if each is free to do as he wants.

Yes, you're right, Gabby.

But freedom for me?

It means loving you, sharing everything with you.

You know that.

Yes, I know it.

But if one day you suddenly weren't really in love, but,

let's say, aroused by a girl who was younger, more beautiful...

You're crazy.

What's got into you, Gabby?

I suddenly realized that my husband, after ten years of marriage... I repeat.

There's only one woman for me. And you're the only one I love.

Then... Love me.

Show me how you love me.

What happened?

Didn't you hear?

What?

What did you do, Paul?

I closed the door.

Wait,

you can't be serious darling.

I'm very serious, believe me.

Why only do it here inside when the whole world is ours?

Oh, no.

That's good.

Like that.

Oh, yes.

Between your tits.

Oh, I love it like that.

I feel so warm.

I want to put it in you.

Fuck

me

hard. Deeper.

Give it to me.

Oh, please. I need it so badly.

Oh, darling.

Can I help you?

Come on, Felicia, come here.

The abacus is ready.

I'm sorry to be with you.

And then I hate the abacus!

Who wants it?

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

That gives a sense of purity.

A simple, classic beauty. And that at the same time is also modern.

Maybe I'm looking for something that doesn't exist.

Do you want some tobacco?

No, no, I think you'll be able to find it. But I wonder, will the public be

interested in a face as perfect as the one you're talking about?

I think so, Pierre. Just make this perfection of yours tangible, not

unreal, concrete, human.

For the moment I'm in high spirits.

Ronnie, have you ever made love with a girl? You're kidding!

Dozens! Was it fun?

Oh, sometimes yes, sometimes no.

It's like chemistry.

Forgive me for saying it.

But your skin turns me on. Oh.

See?

Now it's soft. Now it's hard as a rock.

You're so inhibited.

Go on,

look. Your nipples are getting hard.

Feel it, go on.

Don't you want to?

No. If you feel like fingering it.

Can't you do it by yourself?

Mm-mm.

Damn it, I can't find it.

What? Your ding-ding. Your rosebud. Your clitoris, idiot.

Where are you, you little son?

What if I don't have one?

Girls are such cunts.

There it is. I've got it.

Cute little devil.

Do you feel anything?

No.

Well, then kiss me.

No, not there, idiot.

Well, go on.

It gets silly, that's what it's for.

Oh. Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah, you got it now.

Didn't feel a thing.

Nothing?

Nothing. It's obvious then. What?

You're frigid.

Is that serious?

Pretty serious.

And what a waste, because you're nicely stacked for a virgin. A virgin? Me?

Speak for yourself, faggot, pervert, queer.

You're like the others.

I just hate you. Shh, don't get mad. You'll soon straighten out.

Felicia.

I don't know how to pose.

I hope so.

What do I have to do?

Well, you can do everything that comes to mind.

You can keep playing with flowers like you did a moment ago, if you want.

Felicia, what are you doing?

I'm posing for you. Yes, I see.

But not in this way, I don't care.

You don't like me anymore?

No, Felicia, I like you.

It's these gestures that...

Nothing bad for being the first time.

You know what?

I finally found the right model.

And how is it?

It's not bad.

It's not bad.

All this?

What do you want me to do?

Cry to the miracle that shoots mortars?

I was joking, it's perfect.

You'll have to work a little on the tones, I think.

Hey, I see you gave her a smile.

Who would have ever said that?

Felicia, can you give me the van?

Oh, your line.

I'm very careful, but I like fruit with bread.

So, Felicia, is the bread coming?

I don't understand.

Until now, it was delicious with me.

Where do you want to go?

To inform me if you did something wrong. No, Tesoro, it would be wrong. If you

want to continue on this level, we...

Felicia, come back to the table. No.

No one loves me.

Everyone treats me badly because I'm ugly.

And also bad, I know.

No, Felicia, don't.

Sue, you don't have to do this.

I love you very much.

What's wrong, Gabi?

Nothing. Why are you asking?

It's as if there was something different about you.

Those pictures gave me a strange excitement.

Just look at it to understand that Felicia is in love with you.

Or you with her.

But what ideas, Paul?

And I, in this situation, I feel, how to say,

jealous.

No, don't be stupid.

And any man would be in love.

And I'm in love.

This evening I want to... To

what?

That you masturbate for me.

Excites you, doesn't it?

You're moist already.

Lick me.

Yes. Lick me there.

Oh, it's so good.

No, no. Get up, Paul.

Please, Paul.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Indovina.

Indovina. Dai, smettila.

Ho una buona notizia per te. Una cosa importante che stamani non ho fatto in

tempo a dirti. Ma insomma, che cos'è?

Parla. Ti comunico che oggi ti amo molto più di ieri e molto meno di domani.

Where's Felicia?

I don't know and I don't care. We see enough of her all day long.

Indulging in erotic art, Gabby?

It isn't a complaint. On the contrary, my dear.

Party's not swinging yet.

Yes, you're right. They're falling asleep.

Lovely couple.

Yeah.

But look at Paul.

Oh, Felicia's just staying three weeks. She won't do much harm.

That's to be seen.

One of your bets.

Gabi, what's the matter, honey?

I had a nightmare, and now I'm afraid to stay.

Can I come in?

Of course, Felicia, come in.

It's one in the morning, can't you come in alone?

I came to look for Gabi, not you. You or me, the same.

No, no.

Tell me what you want.

What do you want?

Sleep with us.

You

mustn't

play with fire easy, Cathy.

You let me do whatever I want.

Because I'm just like this rose.

I can be very gentle.

Very cruel, too.

If you're cruel with me.

Do you like it?

What do you feel?

Just pleasure. Nothing else.

Like me.

Me. Me.

Me.

Darling. I want the same pleasure.

I've got a right to be happy, too. To love you.

Me, too, Gabby.

Yes, darling, of course.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I love you.

were coming.

You could have come too if you'd let me finish sucking you all the way.

Suck me now.

Suck me now.

Felicia.

Yes.

Your tongue.

Yes,

like that.

Yes,

lick me all over.

. . . .

Thank you.

Guarda che se non tiri, si spegne.

Ma tu me la riaccendi, vero?

Non contarci.

Non ho tempo da perdere con te oggi. Guarda quanto lavoro ho qui.

Posso farlo, no? Le mutande.

Non è una buona ragione per mostrarle a chiunque.

Punto primo.

Io non le mostro affatto a chiunque.

Honorato di sapere che riservi solo a me questo ambito privilegio.

Point two, no one forces you to look at them.

Point three, if for once I put them on, it's only for you. But I see that I

could save myself the effort.

I beg you not to sow your grandmother's mutants on every table you find.

You do it with the bottle, Felicia.

Hurry, I have to drink.

But tell me, what did you put in that fucking salad?

Nuda, you're less indecent.

With that drink, you look like a girl from the Casino de Paris.

But it's not a compliment.

Better? Yes, yes, better.

A little higher.

Higher.

But it's not a miscarriage, then.

No, now my whole leg hurts, especially my thigh.

It could be sciatica, right?

If I touch you here, do I hurt you or not?

No, actually, I'm pleased.

Paul!

Paul!

Paul!

I love you, I love you!

I love you, Paul!

I'm exhausted.

In the city it was hot as hell.

It's unbearable.

Don't worry, dear. I've already cooked.

Apparecchio alla tavola e siamo pronti. Ah, sei favoloso come uomo di casa.

E ora perché mi guardi così?

Che bella accoglienza.

Ah, a proposito, è andato tutto bene con la piccola?

Ah, sì, sì.

Niente discussioni? No, no, no.

Good morning, Gabi.

Ah, Paul told me you were in love and agreed.

I'm for you. Thank you.

He took me for a ride.

What did he do?

Well, I think he made him a little nervous.

I wanted to joke.

He ran me over and tore my skirt and panties.

He took me for a ride. I put them on for him.

He said they looked like grandma's panties.

First he slapped me and then he... Come on, tell me.

He... He... It's not true. I don't believe it.

Forgive me, my friend.

It happened so quickly.

He forced me.

Do you have it with me?

You're right.

I'm so mean.

I had warned you that I'm a whore.

You knew it. Shut up.

Voila, lunch is served.

This is an honest salad, not as bad as the one Lestamani made.

Let's hear what he told you.

The truth, then.

The slaps and everything else.

No, leave me. Please.

Good night to you both.

All the rest, what would it be?

Answer me!

Let's fight too.

You know I like it.

What are you waiting for? Come on.

Good night, Pigeon.

What would you like to do?

I'll do what I want.

Between that little nymphomaniac and me, you'd rather believe her. Yes or no? Did

you give her that spanking?

You, instead, what have you done?

You've tried to hide everything from me.

Gabi, please, listen to me. I'd like you to...

Don't bother yourself.

I'm not hungry and you'll be late.

Felicia isn't ready yet.

It's only after she gets dressed.

Are you sure you don't want to come, Paul?

Tell me, don't you think that between the two of us, I should be the one who

holds the moustache?

All right, Paul. I see that you really enjoy this game.

Oh, you're so beautiful!

This dress suits you wonderfully.

Have you put on the shorts?

Paul, please.

Come on, let's go, it's already late.

Already here?

Yes. And why are you back?

And you're asking me?

For you?

You're wasting your time.

Are you sure?

That's enough, Felicia. Oh, Paul.

Oh, yes.

Go on, do it.

Paul, I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I love you, Paul.

You can stay, Peter.

Don't take me.

Don't take me.

Oh, yes, Paul.

Yes.

I know you want to.

Go on.

Do it to me.

Yes.

Yes like that hurt me

Felicia, you're... Crazy, I know.

But still a virgin.

Go on. Why don't you?

You said I was a bitch, just a little whore.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Stick it in me.

Stick it in me.

But you're insatiable.

You really destroyed me.

Again? No, it was the third time in two hours.

Try to have a little understanding, my girl.

No!

No!

Gabriel. No, let me not touch you. I hate you.

I can't stand you when you do this.

Ora stammi a sentire. No, lasciami andare.

Stasera è accaduto qualcosa.

No, guarda un po', come se non l'avessi capito. Qualcosa tra Felicia e me. E ti

riguarda, perché io voglio... Sta zitto, non voglio sentirti, lasciami sola.

E sii così gentile da non lasciare più in giro per la mia camera i tuoi trofei.

Tu che tieni sempre tanto all'ordine.

Gabriele.

Fuori.

E subito.

We can't leave her all alone.

Then? I'm not the one who closes the door at night.

So, do you understand?

Do you want to make me happy tonight? Of course, yes.

You'll do everything I want.

Everything I want.

I said yes.

Yes,

whatever you want.

Your tongue is so soft.

You're so wonderful.

Oh, Felicia.

I don't ever want you to stop.

You're so wonderful.

Suck me.

Drink me.

You promised you would. Do it for me.

I'm sorry, Gabriel, if I was wrong.

Forgive me.

Stay here tonight.

And Felicia?

You don't understand.

It's too late to turn back now.

Oh, yes.

Suck it.

Suck it out.

Yes, Gabby. Now, Felicia.

Yes.

Oh, I love it like that.

Roll your tongue around.

Now, Gabby.

Yes, all the way.

Give it to Felicia.

I love her mouth.

Yes.

Oh, take it, baby. Take it.

It's good, the two of you together.

Felicia, some more.

Oh, your mouth is so small.

Gabby, take it. I can feel it coming.

Oh. Yes.

Oh, yes, with your

tongue.

Do you like my cunt, Paul?

I felt some juice, Paul.

Yes, I'm coming

Se non ci muoviamo, perderai l'aereo.

Non mi dispiacerebbe. Così avremo ancora una notte per noi.

E domani, Gabriele?

Beh, domani.

No, hai ragione. Sono una sciocca. Sarebbe inutile.

My little Felicia.

Goodbye, Paul. And thank you for everything.

Bye, Gabriel.

Bye, my Pulcino.

All this has left nothing in you.

Not even the slightest sign.

Forget it soon.

For us, it will be more difficult.

Listen, what do you think of Aunt Vicky's invitation? It's good that...

we're missing from London, we could take advantage of it.

It won't be the case to go alone.

Can you give me a pass?

Sure.

Just hold on a little bit and we'll all go in together.

Isn't that right, honey?

You have to go where?

Where the good brings me.