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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,767 - Is someone there? 2 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:17,525 Margot, I thought I heard you sneaking around. 3 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:20,595 What are you doing up so late? 4 00:04:22,063 --> 00:04:23,765 - Nothing. 5 00:04:23,898 --> 00:04:25,767 - What you got there? 6 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:28,368 A little snack? 7 00:04:32,073 --> 00:04:34,876 I haven't seen my little girl in a while. 8 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:39,412 Is everything okay? 9 00:04:42,984 --> 00:04:45,052 Let me look at you. 10 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,162 Are you gonna make me walk 11 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,799 all the way over there in my weak state? 12 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:04,639 Margot! 13 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,842 Where are you going? 14 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,445 - Oh my God. What happened? 15 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,314 - He fell. 16 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:16,851 - Honey, what are you doing up out of bed? 17 00:05:18,953 --> 00:05:20,788 Margot, come help me clean this up. 18 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,559 Margot, get over here now! 19 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:27,327 - She was running from me. 20 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,830 She's afraid of me. 21 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:31,966 - No. 22 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:33,433 - My own daughter's afraid of me. 23 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:37,171 My own daughter. 24 00:06:00,294 --> 00:06:02,997 - Mom, that's disgusting. I drink that too. 25 00:06:07,335 --> 00:06:09,003 Can you help me clean a little? 26 00:06:09,170 --> 00:06:11,272 Pilot's coming in for dinner tonight. 27 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:15,142 I want this place to look not like a shit hole. 28 00:06:19,881 --> 00:06:22,449 And can whoever that is not be here, please? 29 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:26,587 - What kind of name is Pilot anyway? 30 00:06:26,721 --> 00:06:28,656 - It's a nickname. - What's his real name? 31 00:06:28,823 --> 00:06:31,659 - Paul. - And how old is Paul? 32 00:06:33,261 --> 00:06:34,394 Oh Jesus. 33 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,097 - Stop, he's not that much older. 34 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:40,301 - 30, 40? Could I date him? 35 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:41,434 - Oh, stop, Ew, no. 36 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:45,273 He's 30 something. 37 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:48,042 - Why can't you date boys your own age? 38 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,911 - Because boys are immature 39 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:53,781 - And a 30 something year old with a nickname is mature? 40 00:06:53,915 --> 00:06:57,952 - Mature enough to have a job, money, and a car, 41 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,721 which is a lot more than I could say about some people. 42 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:03,925 - You're growing up so fast, honey. 43 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,294 Too fast. 44 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,595 - Somebody has to. 45 00:07:09,063 --> 00:07:10,998 Are you gonna help me clean or not? 46 00:07:11,132 --> 00:07:12,800 - Yeah, sure, sure. 47 00:07:12,967 --> 00:07:14,835 As soon as I can find an asprin. 48 00:07:14,969 --> 00:07:17,338 - I'll take care of that headache, darling. 49 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,807 - Oh my God. Baby, again? 50 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:46,233 - What up? - Hey, Pilot. 51 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,469 - What's all this? - Cedar planks, plywood. 52 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,272 - I know what it is. What's it for? 53 00:07:51,405 --> 00:07:53,674 - Oh, I'm putting a playhouse in the backyard. 54 00:07:53,808 --> 00:07:55,343 - You a little old for a playhouse? 55 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,712 - For my daughter. 56 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,613 - It's gonna be one hell of a playhouse. 57 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,351 - So, wait here, I'll be right back. 58 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:05,019 - Yep. 59 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,490 You all right, Eli? 60 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,059 It looks a little fucked up in here. 61 00:08:12,193 --> 00:08:13,728 - I mean, McKayla left, took Reagan, 62 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:14,962 went to her parents. 63 00:08:16,297 --> 00:08:17,765 - Wait, like, left for good? 64 00:08:17,932 --> 00:08:20,500 - That's what she says. 65 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,003 You know anyone that wants a piano? 66 00:08:22,136 --> 00:08:23,504 I can't stand the thing. 67 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,006 And she doesn't even play, 68 00:08:25,139 --> 00:08:27,074 it just sits there without a purpose. 69 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:30,811 - So, wait, what happened? - She found my stash, 70 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:32,980 read a couple texts. 71 00:08:33,114 --> 00:08:34,849 One thing led to another 72 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:37,485 and she figured out that I don't exactly pay for this house 73 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,720 with an honest day's work. 74 00:08:39,854 --> 00:08:42,189 - So, what are you gonna do? - I don't know. 75 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:43,824 Business is good. 76 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,893 Got three pretty big drops tonight alone. 77 00:08:46,027 --> 00:08:49,397 - Yeah, women. - Mm. Yeah. 78 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:52,600 500. - Yep. Oh yeah. 79 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,202 Well, she'll be back. 80 00:08:55,336 --> 00:08:57,972 - All right, we'll see. 81 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,007 - Hey, can I hit the bathroom before I get outta here? 82 00:09:00,141 --> 00:09:02,176 - You're not gonna take a shit, are you? 83 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:05,312 - It's between me and God. 84 00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:07,181 - Hello and welcome to another episode 85 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:08,315 of "Zombie Playhouse". 86 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:09,683 I'm your host, Casper Credence, 87 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:13,387 AKA CC, AKA Captain Cannibal. 88 00:09:13,522 --> 00:09:15,089 Now, for those of you who don't know, 89 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,626 today marks a celebratory episode, our 100th. 90 00:09:20,161 --> 00:09:21,762 It's a milestone to say the least, 91 00:09:21,896 --> 00:09:23,230 and we couldn't have done it without the support 92 00:09:23,364 --> 00:09:25,099 of our loyal listeners, so thank you. 93 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,436 Let's get right into this. 94 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,404 Okay, so I'm gonna start with something 95 00:09:30,539 --> 00:09:32,339 'cause it's been on my mind. 96 00:09:32,507 --> 00:09:34,875 Recently, I've received quite a few emails 97 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:37,244 and messages regarding zombie sightings in the area. 98 00:09:37,378 --> 00:09:40,815 Now, for the record, I get these all the time, 99 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,450 but these particular sightings are interesting 100 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,785 because they all have one thing in common. 101 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:46,921 See if you can guess what that is. 102 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,557 One loyal listener wrote , " While walking 103 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,758 my dog in Hideaway Park yesterday , 104 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,326 I was chased by a man who was bleeding 105 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:54,728 from the eyes and groaning ." 106 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:57,164 Sounds like me after a light jog . 107 00:09:57,298 --> 00:09:58,265 Here's another one. 108 00:09:58,399 --> 00:09:59,800 "Hey, big fan. 109 00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:02,103 Anyway, I think I almost ran over a zombie 110 00:10:02,236 --> 00:10:03,572 in Hideaway Park yesterday 111 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:04,839 before he disappeared into the woods." 112 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,440 I'm not making this up. 113 00:10:06,575 --> 00:10:08,476 These are emails from different people. 114 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,411 Okay, here's one more. 115 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,113 " A mutilated homeless man tried to bite me in the bathroom 116 00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:13,481 at Hideaway Park ." 117 00:10:15,116 --> 00:10:16,817 Have you guessed the commonality ? 118 00:10:16,951 --> 00:10:18,486 If you said Hideaway Park, 119 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:21,088 then you win a prize. 120 00:10:21,222 --> 00:10:23,592 Now, look, if this is part of some prank 121 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,426 to help me ring in my centennial episode, 122 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:28,829 well then it was well coordinated and bravo to you. 123 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,734 But if this is not a prank, if these sightings are real , 124 00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:37,771 if the living dead walk among us, then ... 125 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,745 Then we're in some serious shit. 126 00:10:54,355 --> 00:10:58,692 Hey, Eli, heard about what happened between you and McKayla. 127 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,995 I'm sorry, man. That's gotta hurt. 128 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,297 - Do me a favor and just focus on your monster show 129 00:11:03,464 --> 00:11:04,732 instead of my relationship. 130 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,367 - It's a zombie podcast, you know that. 131 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,170 I told you literally a million times. 132 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,172 - Guess I wasn't listening. 133 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,873 - What's your problem with me all the time? 134 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:14,742 I just try to be nice and neighborly to you. 135 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,377 - It's annoying that you know every little thing 136 00:11:16,511 --> 00:11:18,312 that's going on because you don't have a life. 137 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:21,815 - It's on her social media, dude. 138 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,884 - Like, I don't even know how old you are, 139 00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:26,086 but you gotta be too old to live with your mom, 140 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:28,856 and your fascination with make-believe creatures, 141 00:11:29,023 --> 00:11:31,560 it's not normal. 142 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,727 - Don't come running to me when there's a zombie apocalypse. 143 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,496 - You see? That's what I mean. 144 00:11:35,630 --> 00:11:37,031 You actually go to sleep at night 145 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,899 with that thought in your fucking head. 146 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:43,003 - It could happen. - Okay, let's say it could. 147 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,573 Let's say it does. 148 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,440 What are you gonna do about it? 149 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,510 What is Casper gonna do about it? 150 00:11:48,677 --> 00:11:51,078 You gonna save the world? You? 151 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,447 - You know what? 152 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,182 I'm not getting into this with right now. 153 00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:56,917 You're putting your negative bullshit onto me 154 00:11:57,051 --> 00:11:58,152 and I got a hot date tonight, I don't need that. 155 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,354 - Your mom's not hot. 156 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,695 - Asshole. 157 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,698 - You know, my ex and I actually met at a church, 158 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,465 if you can believe it. 159 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,301 But ironically, we never attended together as a family. 160 00:12:14,435 --> 00:12:16,370 Did Margot tell you about her father? 161 00:12:17,271 --> 00:12:18,105 - No, she didn't. 162 00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:20,542 - Mom. - What? 163 00:12:20,675 --> 00:12:21,509 - He didn't come over to hear depressing stories. 164 00:12:21,676 --> 00:12:23,978 - Oh, you didn't? 165 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,581 Anyway, it's not depressing, it's just life. 166 00:12:26,715 --> 00:12:29,383 He died of cancer when she was 10. 167 00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:31,452 - I didn't know. I'm sorry. 168 00:12:31,586 --> 00:12:32,753 - It was very aggressive. 169 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:33,988 He was in a lot of pain. 170 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,889 - Jesus. Spare him the details. 171 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,760 - No, I don't mind. - Well, I mind. 172 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,930 - Margot doesn't like people talking about stuff like that. 173 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,398 She doesn't want people to feel sorry for her, 174 00:12:44,566 --> 00:12:46,267 so she doesn't really mention it. 175 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,569 - Margot also doesn't like when people talk about her 176 00:12:47,702 --> 00:12:48,737 when she's present. 177 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:50,971 - What about your parents? 178 00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:52,439 - You don't have to answer her. 179 00:12:52,574 --> 00:12:54,308 - Oh, come on. 180 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,745 Some people actually like talking about their family. 181 00:12:57,478 --> 00:12:58,946 - Okay. 182 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,248 My dad's dead and my mom's an alcoholic. 183 00:13:01,382 --> 00:13:02,684 Did I miss anything? 184 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:06,053 - Margot, Don't be a bitch! - Mom! 185 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:09,290 - My parents divorced when I was a kid, actually. 186 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,493 - Well, I am sorry to hear that, Pilot. 187 00:13:12,627 --> 00:13:14,461 - No, it's totally fine. 188 00:13:14,596 --> 00:13:17,532 I mean, it was a long time ago and they both got remarried. 189 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,668 Stepdad is cool, stepmom's a little crazy, 190 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,168 but you know, like, it's fine. 191 00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:23,937 They'll make it work. 192 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,674 - Should I call you Paul or Pilot? 193 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,042 'Cause I feel a little silly calling you Pilot, 194 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,476 if I'm being honest. 195 00:13:29,611 --> 00:13:32,146 - You can call me Paul. 196 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,314 - Why do people call you Pilot anyway? 197 00:13:33,447 --> 00:13:34,448 - He flew for the Air Force. 198 00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:37,184 - You did? - Yeah. 199 00:13:37,351 --> 00:13:38,852 - Yep. 200 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,321 - Well, and here I was thinking it was just 201 00:13:40,454 --> 00:13:42,022 a silly nickname. 202 00:13:42,156 --> 00:13:46,661 Well, thank you for your service, Paul, the pilot. 203 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,395 Cheers. 204 00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:49,798 - Cheers. - Cheers. 205 00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:55,804 Such a fucking embarrassment. 206 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,505 I did warn you though. 207 00:13:57,639 --> 00:14:00,742 - I didn't think she was that bad. 208 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,645 - You're right, it could have been a lot worse. 209 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,980 - So, do you think that she believes that I flew 210 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,048 in the Air Force? 211 00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:13,722 - You mean you didn't? - No. 212 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,758 But I can take you to the sky if you'd like. 213 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,493 - Ooh, I'd love to fly. 214 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,832 - Well, then let me give you wings. 215 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:43,110 - You make me forget about everything. 216 00:15:44,579 --> 00:15:45,613 I love that. 217 00:15:49,651 --> 00:15:51,719 - What are your dreams, Margot? 218 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,924 - Dreams? - Yeah. 219 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,529 - Dreams are reserved for people 220 00:16:01,663 --> 00:16:03,464 who don't have to worry about getting evicted 221 00:16:03,598 --> 00:16:06,333 from their homes. 222 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:09,804 I spend my time in reality, for the most part. 223 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,742 My mom can't even hold down a job. 224 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,979 It's been that way since my dad died. 225 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:23,618 - Are you two close? - Yeah. 226 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,789 I mean, I know we were, 227 00:16:27,922 --> 00:16:32,694 but most of my memories of him are when he was sick, 228 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,965 towards the end when he was dying. 229 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,503 That's all I see when I try to remember him. 230 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,707 His body had wasted away 231 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,710 and what was left was 232 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,946 a zombie pretty much. 233 00:16:52,981 --> 00:16:54,281 - That sounds awful. 234 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:58,352 - Yeah. 235 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:09,664 - Hey, what if I could help you? 236 00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:12,266 - That's sweet, but I couldn't take your money. 237 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:15,637 - No, no, no, not my money. 238 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:19,373 - What? 239 00:17:43,865 --> 00:17:45,432 - Eli, this is the third time 240 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,067 I'm leaving you a message . 241 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,903 I know you're avoiding us. 242 00:17:49,037 --> 00:17:50,538 - Stop avoiding your mother . 243 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,139 - McKayla's a wonderful girl . I know you 244 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,775 two can work this out . 245 00:17:54,008 --> 00:17:56,744 Oh, poor Reagan. Call me back . 246 00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:22,169 - Sorry I'm late. 247 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,403 - I've been here 20 minutes already. 248 00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:25,172 - I told you I'm sorry. 249 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,941 What do you want? A written apology or something? 250 00:18:27,075 --> 00:18:27,875 - I just don't like sitting here alone in a work van 251 00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:29,077 with drugs on me. 252 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,778 You know I hate coming here. 253 00:18:30,912 --> 00:18:32,245 - Chill, Eli. 254 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,147 Nobody comes out here this late. 255 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,824 - Just check out the accessories in the side pockets. 256 00:18:44,092 --> 00:18:46,326 Just do it when you get home. 257 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,796 - It's a lot of damn money. 258 00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:50,130 - You don't trust me, Bo? 259 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,799 - I don't trust nobody. 260 00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:53,568 - You know, next time I'm not gonna trust you 261 00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:55,268 when you say you'll be somewhere at a certain time. 262 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,270 - Do you want my money or not? 263 00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,306 What was that? 264 00:19:00,575 --> 00:19:01,976 You got somebody with you? 265 00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:03,377 - Probably just a coyote or something. 266 00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:05,145 Where are you going? 267 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,280 - Hello? 268 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,750 - Just gimme the bag, dude. 269 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,353 - You filming us. - Whoa. What the fuck? 270 00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:15,623 - You got somebody filming me? Huh? 271 00:19:15,757 --> 00:19:17,625 You get popped. You a fucking narc? 272 00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:20,028 - What is this? - You tell me. 273 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,629 - You trying to shake me down? 274 00:19:21,763 --> 00:19:23,965 - You trying to get me on camera, narc? 275 00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:26,067 - Okay, you're high. - That may be, 276 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,770 but I know what I heard, and that ain't a coyote. 277 00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:31,039 Oh, you know what? 278 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,640 You wanna film me? 279 00:19:32,774 --> 00:19:34,241 I'm gonna film you. How you like that shit, huh? 280 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,677 - Just gimme the back so I can leave. 281 00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:37,244 You wanna stick around, be my guest? 282 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,147 Watch out! 283 00:20:24,759 --> 00:20:25,993 Damn it. 284 00:20:46,547 --> 00:20:47,782 Oh God. 285 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:21,709 - Okay, so Eli keeps his stash somewhere upstairs 286 00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:24,411 and his wife is staying at her mom's and he's out, 287 00:22:24,545 --> 00:22:29,183 so now's the perfect time to do it. 288 00:22:29,317 --> 00:22:30,885 - I usually wait at least six months into a relationship 289 00:22:31,052 --> 00:22:32,419 before I start robbing houses. 290 00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:35,857 - Right. Well, I like to move fast. 291 00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:37,992 I'm not talking about robbing him blind, you know, 292 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,694 just like take a little bit. 293 00:22:40,995 --> 00:22:42,730 He's a drug dealer. 294 00:22:42,897 --> 00:22:44,364 The dude makes more in one day than we do in six months. 295 00:22:44,532 --> 00:22:46,601 - And you want me to go in there with you? 296 00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:48,102 - Yeah. 297 00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:50,671 - And do what? Keep a lookout? 298 00:22:50,805 --> 00:22:54,208 - Yeah, and like toss shit around. 299 00:22:54,342 --> 00:22:55,743 I don't know, throw pillows. 300 00:22:55,877 --> 00:22:57,745 - You want me to throw pillows? 301 00:22:57,912 --> 00:22:59,714 - Yeah, break stuff. - Like what? 302 00:23:02,850 --> 00:23:05,253 - There's a piano. 303 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,688 - You want me to break a piano? 304 00:23:07,822 --> 00:23:09,257 How do we even do that? 305 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:10,892 - I don't know. 306 00:23:11,025 --> 00:23:12,392 You know, toss shit around, throw pillows. 307 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,362 Just make sure it doesn't look staged. 308 00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:17,565 - Are you serious? 309 00:23:17,732 --> 00:23:19,033 You really wanna rob this guy? 310 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,873 - Yeah, I do. 311 00:23:33,114 --> 00:23:35,383 - How convenient that the window's unlocked. 312 00:23:35,516 --> 00:23:37,285 - I unlocked it this afternoon. 313 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,920 All right, bear hug. - Okay. 314 00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:42,657 - Ready? - Yep. 315 00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:43,791 - Yep, I got you. 316 00:23:45,526 --> 00:23:47,929 Okay, all right, all right, all right. 317 00:23:48,062 --> 00:23:51,464 We go to the left. 318 00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:55,736 - Wait, does he have any pets? 319 00:23:55,903 --> 00:23:57,138 Dogs? 320 00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,941 - Oh shit. 321 00:24:00,074 --> 00:24:02,310 He has an alligator that lives upstairs in his bathtub. 322 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:03,911 - Dick. - No, it's fine. 323 00:24:04,045 --> 00:24:05,680 It's a baby, it's like five feet long. 324 00:24:05,813 --> 00:24:07,581 It won't even bother you if you... 325 00:24:07,748 --> 00:24:11,152 Oh, wait, he does have cameras by his front and back door 326 00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:12,320 that alert his cell phone. 327 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,055 Just make sure we just, 328 00:24:14,188 --> 00:24:16,456 we just gotta leave the same way we came back in. 329 00:24:16,624 --> 00:24:19,093 - Is that the piano? - Yep. 330 00:24:20,628 --> 00:24:25,299 - It's nice. I don't wanna break it. 331 00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:27,034 - Okay, then just like mess it up in there 332 00:24:27,168 --> 00:24:29,837 and just make sure it doesn't look staged. 333 00:24:29,971 --> 00:24:32,873 - All right, just go upstairs and do what you gotta do 334 00:24:33,007 --> 00:24:34,442 before the drugs wear off 335 00:24:34,575 --> 00:24:36,310 and I realize what the fuck I'm doing. 336 00:24:36,444 --> 00:24:37,345 - Okay. 337 00:25:20,788 --> 00:25:21,689 Ow! 338 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,135 Hey. - What the hell's that? 339 00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:42,736 - He's got a safe, but it's bolted in the wall, 340 00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:44,472 so we just gotta... 341 00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:46,073 - Are you gonna take it? 342 00:26:46,207 --> 00:26:47,675 - Do you know how to crack safes? 343 00:26:47,808 --> 00:26:50,411 - We can't just walk out of here with his safe. 344 00:26:50,545 --> 00:26:52,746 - We can do whatever we want. - You just said- 345 00:26:52,913 --> 00:26:55,449 - Wait, duck down. Come here. 346 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:00,555 - No, no, no, no, no. 347 00:27:15,736 --> 00:27:17,138 - Oh, fuck. 348 00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:18,239 Shit. 349 00:27:19,406 --> 00:27:21,242 What are we gonna do? 350 00:27:22,343 --> 00:27:24,011 - We're gonna wait, okay? 351 00:27:24,145 --> 00:27:25,846 He's probably going to leave again. 352 00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:27,014 - No, something went wrong. 353 00:27:27,148 --> 00:27:29,016 There's blood, and a lot of it. 354 00:27:29,183 --> 00:27:30,251 - I know. I saw that. 355 00:27:44,131 --> 00:27:45,933 - I don't wanna be here. 356 00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:49,003 - We just need to keep it together, all right? 357 00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:50,137 We're gonna be fine. 358 00:27:50,271 --> 00:27:51,172 He's going to leave again. 359 00:27:51,305 --> 00:27:53,307 - You don't know that. 360 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,042 - What if he decides to make a fucking sandwich? 361 00:27:55,176 --> 00:27:56,777 We gotta get outta here. 362 00:28:16,565 --> 00:28:17,998 - Ah shit. 363 00:28:35,416 --> 00:28:36,317 - Shit. 364 00:29:05,446 --> 00:29:06,780 - Fuck. 365 00:29:12,953 --> 00:29:14,121 - What the... 366 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:28,469 - Gonna film me ? I'm gonna 367 00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:30,337 film you. How you like that shit, huh ? 368 00:29:30,538 --> 00:29:31,272 - Just gimme the bag so I can leave . You wanna 369 00:29:31,405 --> 00:29:32,773 stick around, be my guest . 370 00:29:33,774 --> 00:29:34,709 Watch out ! 371 00:30:03,103 --> 00:30:04,004 Oh God . 372 00:30:40,474 --> 00:30:41,909 - Oh, hey, hey, hey. 373 00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:43,712 What are you doing? - Did you hear that? 374 00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:47,081 - Yeah. - What was it? 375 00:30:47,214 --> 00:30:49,383 - I think it was like an animal dying or something. 376 00:30:59,126 --> 00:31:02,664 - Okay, he's upstairs, we should go now. 377 00:31:02,831 --> 00:31:04,098 - Hold on. Just wait a minute. 378 00:31:04,231 --> 00:31:05,132 - What do you mean, "Wait a minute?" 379 00:31:09,671 --> 00:31:12,272 - There's like $10,000 in each of those envelopes. 380 00:31:12,406 --> 00:31:14,709 - That he's taking upstairs to put in his safe 381 00:31:14,843 --> 00:31:16,176 that we can't open. 382 00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:22,149 We have no idea what just happened. 383 00:31:22,316 --> 00:31:23,785 He could be in some serious shit. 384 00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:25,018 He's bleeding. What if he killed someone? 385 00:31:25,152 --> 00:31:25,919 What if people are after him? 386 00:31:26,086 --> 00:31:27,522 - Okay, okay. Shh. 387 00:31:27,689 --> 00:31:28,757 - Fuck this. 388 00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:00,555 - Jesus, McKayla. What the fuck are you doing? 389 00:32:00,688 --> 00:32:01,989 - I told you I was coming by this weekend 390 00:32:02,122 --> 00:32:02,923 to get some of my shit. 391 00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:04,659 Just chill. 392 00:32:04,793 --> 00:32:07,494 - Yeah, well, now's not really a good time, okay? 393 00:32:07,629 --> 00:32:09,597 - Who is that? - It's his wife. 394 00:32:09,731 --> 00:32:11,064 - You said she was at her mother's? 395 00:32:11,198 --> 00:32:12,299 - That's what he told me. 396 00:32:12,466 --> 00:32:14,501 - We're so fucked. 397 00:32:14,636 --> 00:32:17,204 - Eli, what happened to your stomach? 398 00:32:17,371 --> 00:32:21,108 - Oh, shit. 399 00:32:21,241 --> 00:32:23,410 Look, it's been a rough night, okay? 400 00:32:23,545 --> 00:32:24,712 - Let me see. 401 00:32:30,552 --> 00:32:31,820 What happened? 402 00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:34,054 - This crazy homeless man bit me. 403 00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:38,526 - You really need to get this looked at. 404 00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:41,261 - I know. I will. - Like soon. 405 00:32:41,395 --> 00:32:43,832 - Yeah, I know. - Like tonight. 406 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,671 Ugh, it's oozing. 407 00:32:49,804 --> 00:32:51,606 - You're the one wanting to look at it. 408 00:32:51,739 --> 00:32:53,741 - Yeah, and I'm glad I did because that shit is infected. 409 00:32:53,908 --> 00:32:55,510 - Infected? 410 00:32:55,643 --> 00:32:56,544 - A bite doesn't just have to come from an animal 411 00:32:56,678 --> 00:32:58,111 to cause an infection. 412 00:32:58,245 --> 00:32:59,614 A human bite can be just as dangerous, 413 00:32:59,781 --> 00:33:01,749 especially one from a homeless person. 414 00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:05,986 - How dangerous? - I dunno. 415 00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:09,289 Hepatitis B, hepatitis C, herpes, 416 00:33:09,456 --> 00:33:12,326 AIDS, rabies even. - AIDS? 417 00:33:12,459 --> 00:33:15,062 - Look it up. - I can't go to the hospital. 418 00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:16,631 - Why not? 419 00:33:16,764 --> 00:33:17,699 - Because they're gonna ask questions. 420 00:33:17,832 --> 00:33:19,299 - And? - And... 421 00:33:21,970 --> 00:33:24,772 It happened, it happened during a transaction. 422 00:33:26,875 --> 00:33:29,009 - A drug deal. 423 00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:30,745 So, what? The buyer just attacked you? 424 00:33:30,879 --> 00:33:33,848 - No, not the buyer, it was somebody else. 425 00:33:33,982 --> 00:33:34,883 - Who? - I don't know. 426 00:33:35,048 --> 00:33:36,584 He was just there. 427 00:33:36,718 --> 00:33:39,386 He attacked the buyer and then me and then... 428 00:33:39,554 --> 00:33:40,487 - And what? 429 00:33:43,457 --> 00:33:44,358 - I shot him. 430 00:33:46,159 --> 00:33:48,295 - Oh my God, you shot someone? 431 00:33:48,462 --> 00:33:49,329 - What do you want me to say? 432 00:33:49,463 --> 00:33:51,098 I had to protect myself. 433 00:33:51,231 --> 00:33:52,901 - Is he dead? 434 00:33:53,066 --> 00:33:56,704 Eli, is he dead? - Yes, I'm pretty sure. 435 00:33:56,871 --> 00:33:58,606 - Okay, what about the buyer? 436 00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:01,576 - He's really dead. 437 00:34:01,709 --> 00:34:03,745 - What does that mean? - I knew it. 438 00:34:03,878 --> 00:34:04,879 He killed somebody. 439 00:34:05,013 --> 00:34:06,246 I told you. - Shh. 440 00:34:10,317 --> 00:34:11,786 - Bag so I can leave. 441 00:34:12,152 --> 00:34:13,487 If you wanna stick around - - What is this ? 442 00:34:13,688 --> 00:34:14,488 - Be my guest . 443 00:34:14,756 --> 00:34:15,590 - Watch out ! 444 00:34:30,337 --> 00:34:31,338 - Okay, turn it off. - Are you watching? 445 00:34:31,506 --> 00:34:33,173 - Just turn it the fuck off! 446 00:34:36,711 --> 00:34:38,012 What was wrong with him? 447 00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:40,582 - Bath salts maybe. 448 00:34:40,715 --> 00:34:42,449 - Yeah, well, he looked like a zombie. 449 00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:45,352 - Yeah, well then I guess that would make me a zombie. 450 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,356 I'm quitting, Mick, I'm done. 451 00:34:49,489 --> 00:34:51,793 I have enough money to do whatever we wanna do. 452 00:34:51,926 --> 00:34:53,093 - Eli, is someone gonna come after you? 453 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,194 - No. 454 00:34:56,196 --> 00:34:58,066 - What if they think you killed him? 455 00:34:59,366 --> 00:35:03,071 Wait, did you take his money? 456 00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:05,807 - Well, I wasn't just gonna leave it there. 457 00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:09,109 Look, look, this guy, the buyer, he's my only contact. 458 00:35:09,276 --> 00:35:10,444 He gets ahold of me when he wants shit, 459 00:35:10,578 --> 00:35:12,112 and that's the extent of it. 460 00:35:12,279 --> 00:35:14,882 Nobody's coming after me. 461 00:35:15,049 --> 00:35:17,719 Mick, this is a sign for me to get out. 462 00:35:19,787 --> 00:35:21,789 - Look, I think if anything is a sign, it's this . 463 00:35:21,956 --> 00:35:23,992 There's already been three cases of cancer 464 00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:25,593 and one of the guys is younger than me . 465 00:35:25,727 --> 00:35:27,862 - And they're sure they got it from the factory? 466 00:35:27,996 --> 00:35:29,797 - They said it's from the solvents. 467 00:35:29,931 --> 00:35:32,634 And I know we wear masks, but you know, after time, 468 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,301 I'm sure that they don't work. 469 00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:36,104 - Have you had any symptoms? 470 00:35:36,236 --> 00:35:38,006 - Other than the cough I've had, 471 00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:40,407 I guess I've been a little lightheaded sometimes. 472 00:35:40,541 --> 00:35:42,777 - What are you gonna do for work if you quit? 473 00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:47,615 - I will figure something out. - For less money. 474 00:35:47,749 --> 00:35:53,387 - Look, there are more important things than money, okay? 475 00:35:53,521 --> 00:35:55,056 Like that little girl upstairs, 476 00:35:55,222 --> 00:35:58,092 and I wanna be around to walk her down the aisle. 477 00:35:59,861 --> 00:36:00,795 Okay? 478 00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:16,678 - I always told myself that as soon as I had enough money 479 00:36:16,811 --> 00:36:20,915 and investments set aside for Reagan, I'd stop. 480 00:36:21,049 --> 00:36:23,417 Tonight put me where I need to be. 481 00:36:23,551 --> 00:36:25,520 Tonight, this ends. 482 00:36:28,388 --> 00:36:31,859 Mick, we can get past this. 483 00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:42,570 - Ow! What the fuck? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 484 00:36:44,706 --> 00:36:46,174 I don't know what happened. 485 00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:50,645 - You're scaring me. 486 00:36:56,017 --> 00:36:59,887 I really think we need to take you to a hospital. 487 00:37:00,021 --> 00:37:02,023 Eli. - No hospital! 488 00:37:08,096 --> 00:37:09,597 - You should have the combination of my safe 489 00:37:09,731 --> 00:37:11,364 in case anything happens to me. 490 00:37:13,568 --> 00:37:16,604 It's 08, 19, 72. 491 00:37:19,741 --> 00:37:21,008 You wanna write it down? 492 00:37:22,143 --> 00:37:24,212 - 08,19,72. I got it. 493 00:37:26,547 --> 00:37:27,949 Fine. All right. 494 00:37:30,350 --> 00:37:31,251 Happy? 495 00:37:33,253 --> 00:37:34,722 - There's almost 80 grand in there 496 00:37:34,856 --> 00:37:36,624 and another 50 in product. 497 00:37:36,758 --> 00:37:38,092 I'll give you the number 498 00:37:38,226 --> 00:37:39,292 to a guy you can offload it to for 40. 499 00:37:46,067 --> 00:37:47,902 - Where are you going? - Bathroom. 500 00:38:08,055 --> 00:38:09,657 Oh, that's not good. 501 00:39:11,652 --> 00:39:12,987 - Okay, they're both gone 502 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,223 and we have the combination, 8,19,72. 503 00:39:15,388 --> 00:39:18,860 - We can't take it. - What? 504 00:39:19,026 --> 00:39:20,995 - You heard him, he's done. 505 00:39:21,128 --> 00:39:22,129 If we take his money, 506 00:39:22,296 --> 00:39:23,331 he'll have to break his word 507 00:39:23,463 --> 00:39:25,166 and keep doing what he's doing. 508 00:39:25,299 --> 00:39:26,701 - That's not our problem. - And what if he's right? 509 00:39:26,834 --> 00:39:28,336 What if something does happen to him? 510 00:39:28,468 --> 00:39:30,504 Where's that gonna leave his wife and daughter? 511 00:39:30,638 --> 00:39:32,006 They're gonna need that money. 512 00:39:32,139 --> 00:39:34,008 - Nothing is going to happen to him. 513 00:39:34,175 --> 00:39:35,576 Look, I got news for you, all right? 514 00:39:35,710 --> 00:39:37,745 He's not done, even if he says he is. 515 00:39:44,051 --> 00:39:45,720 - What the... 516 00:40:30,598 --> 00:40:32,800 - That was so bad. 517 00:40:32,934 --> 00:40:34,568 - Thank God. 518 00:40:34,735 --> 00:40:36,304 I was afraid to say anything in case you liked it. 519 00:40:36,436 --> 00:40:38,438 - My local church puts on scarier stuff than that. 520 00:40:38,606 --> 00:40:40,708 - My nephew's third grade class had better set designing 521 00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,677 in their school play. 522 00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:47,014 - I mean, they literally had trash bags taped to the walls. 523 00:40:47,148 --> 00:40:49,016 - I'm so sorry I brought you all the way out here for that. 524 00:40:49,150 --> 00:40:50,718 I read good reviews. 525 00:40:50,885 --> 00:40:52,452 - It's okay. 526 00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:54,288 I'm having a great time making fun of it. 527 00:40:54,422 --> 00:40:55,488 - Good. Good. 528 00:40:55,623 --> 00:40:56,991 I'm having a great time too. 529 00:40:57,124 --> 00:41:00,227 I'm so sorry. - It's fine. It's fine. 530 00:41:06,133 --> 00:41:08,336 - What? - Is everything okay? 531 00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:10,604 - I don't know. 532 00:41:10,771 --> 00:41:13,674 Oh, do you mind if I take this? 533 00:41:13,808 --> 00:41:14,842 - Of course not. Go ahead, yeah. 534 00:41:14,976 --> 00:41:15,910 - Thanks. 535 00:41:16,978 --> 00:41:18,245 Hello? - Jesus Christ. 536 00:41:18,412 --> 00:41:19,479 Thank God you finally answered. 537 00:41:19,613 --> 00:41:21,115 I've been calling and calling. 538 00:41:21,248 --> 00:41:22,683 I left you messages. I'm fucking freaking out. 539 00:41:22,817 --> 00:41:23,684 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 540 00:41:23,818 --> 00:41:24,819 Slow down. Who is this? 541 00:41:24,952 --> 00:41:28,155 - It's Eli, your neighbor. 542 00:41:28,289 --> 00:41:31,058 - Eli, how'd you get this number? 543 00:41:31,192 --> 00:41:34,628 - From your website, the podcast page, 544 00:41:34,762 --> 00:41:36,496 Zombie Playhouse or whatever. 545 00:41:36,664 --> 00:41:37,698 - Yeah, so what do you want? 546 00:41:37,832 --> 00:41:39,333 I'm kind of busy right now. 547 00:41:39,467 --> 00:41:44,472 - I don't know. Advice. - Advice about what? 548 00:41:44,605 --> 00:41:47,475 - About, you know, zombies. 549 00:41:49,377 --> 00:41:51,012 - Is this something we can talk about later? 550 00:41:51,145 --> 00:41:52,346 - No, it's not. 551 00:41:54,982 --> 00:41:56,751 How should I put this? 552 00:41:56,884 --> 00:41:58,652 So, about an hour ago, 553 00:41:58,786 --> 00:42:01,822 I was attacked by a man and he bit me. 554 00:42:01,956 --> 00:42:03,491 - Oh God. Is it bad? 555 00:42:03,624 --> 00:42:06,494 Are you bleeding? - Yes. Yes, I'm bleeding. 556 00:42:06,627 --> 00:42:09,030 I have a temperature, my heart rate is slow. 557 00:42:09,196 --> 00:42:10,731 I'm fucking puking up black shit. 558 00:42:10,865 --> 00:42:12,433 - Listen, I can't talk about this right now, 559 00:42:12,566 --> 00:42:14,702 but you should definitely go to the ER, okay? 560 00:42:14,835 --> 00:42:16,537 Good luck and I'll talk to you later. 561 00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:23,077 - Hello? Casper? 562 00:42:23,244 --> 00:42:24,178 Hello? 563 00:42:26,147 --> 00:42:28,249 - Who was that? - My neighbor. 564 00:42:28,382 --> 00:42:30,818 He thinks he got bit by a zombie. 565 00:42:30,985 --> 00:42:33,888 - Oh - Yeah. 566 00:42:34,021 --> 00:42:36,557 - Huh. - Look, he might fly straight 567 00:42:36,690 --> 00:42:38,125 for a little while, but look, 568 00:42:38,259 --> 00:42:39,860 don't let the bullshit 569 00:42:39,994 --> 00:42:41,530 that he's feeding her feed into you too, all right? 570 00:42:41,662 --> 00:42:43,998 - What about the bullshit you fed me? 571 00:42:44,165 --> 00:42:45,933 Trying to take his whole safe 572 00:42:46,067 --> 00:42:47,635 after you said that you weren't gonna try to rob him blind. 573 00:42:47,768 --> 00:42:49,370 - Okay, well, now we have the combination. 574 00:42:49,504 --> 00:42:52,406 - No, where are you going? - He's in the bathroom, 575 00:42:52,541 --> 00:42:53,874 she's in the living room, I have to go do it now. 576 00:42:54,041 --> 00:42:55,643 - Are you crazy? 577 00:42:55,776 --> 00:42:57,144 - Look, we're gonna communicate through text, okay? 578 00:42:57,278 --> 00:42:58,547 I'll tell you when I have the money. 579 00:42:58,679 --> 00:42:59,980 You just warn me if they're coming. 580 00:43:00,114 --> 00:43:02,349 No, don't go. Don't go out there. 581 00:43:02,517 --> 00:43:03,584 - I'm not gonna take it all, all right? 582 00:43:03,751 --> 00:43:04,685 Calm down. 583 00:43:07,922 --> 00:43:08,856 - Shit. 584 00:43:50,798 --> 00:43:51,999 - I feel like getting some ice cream. 585 00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:53,634 Do you want some ice cream? 586 00:43:53,767 --> 00:43:55,369 I like to get ice- - Don't you think you 587 00:43:55,504 --> 00:43:56,571 should answer the phone? - No, he's messing with me. 588 00:43:56,737 --> 00:43:58,472 He thinks what I do is a joke. 589 00:43:58,607 --> 00:43:59,640 - Would he be calling you this much if it was a joke? 590 00:43:59,807 --> 00:44:01,642 - Yes, you don't know him. 591 00:44:01,775 --> 00:44:03,777 He's one of those guys that... 592 00:44:04,979 --> 00:44:05,779 Hey, don't. 593 00:44:05,946 --> 00:44:07,781 - Hello? - Man. 594 00:44:07,915 --> 00:44:10,384 - Who's this? - This is Georgia. Who's this ? 595 00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:13,354 - Where's Casper? - He's right here. 596 00:44:14,288 --> 00:44:15,524 It's for you. 597 00:44:15,723 --> 00:44:17,024 - Thanks. - Welcome. 598 00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:21,395 chuckling) 599 00:44:37,546 --> 00:44:38,479 - Oh shit. 600 00:44:40,848 --> 00:44:43,083 - Eli, I get 20 phone calls a week 601 00:44:43,217 --> 00:44:44,519 from people who think they're zombies. 602 00:44:44,653 --> 00:44:47,755 It's actually a segment on my show. 603 00:44:47,888 --> 00:44:49,558 - Maybe they were telling you the truth. 604 00:44:49,723 --> 00:44:51,325 - Do you have any idea the impact 605 00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:53,060 that one zombie would have on the entire world? 606 00:44:53,194 --> 00:44:54,695 - That's why I'm calling you. 607 00:45:30,532 --> 00:45:32,099 If you don't believe me, 608 00:45:32,233 --> 00:45:34,536 take a trip to Hideaway Park and see for yourself. 609 00:45:34,669 --> 00:45:37,071 - Wait, Hideaway Park. Did you say Hideaway Park? 610 00:45:37,204 --> 00:45:38,707 - Yeah. 611 00:45:38,839 --> 00:45:40,609 - What's at Hideaway Park, Eli? 612 00:45:40,741 --> 00:45:42,644 - That thing that bit me. 613 00:45:42,776 --> 00:45:45,246 I shot him, or it, or whatever the fuck it was. 614 00:45:45,379 --> 00:45:47,248 His body is at Hideaway Park. 615 00:45:57,791 --> 00:45:59,093 - Hey, can we video chat? 616 00:45:59,226 --> 00:46:00,261 I wanna take a look at that bite. 617 00:46:11,238 --> 00:46:12,306 - Oh my God. 618 00:46:16,711 --> 00:46:17,545 Baby? Baby? 619 00:46:17,712 --> 00:46:19,213 McKayla? McKayla? 620 00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:24,151 Come on, baby. 621 00:46:26,621 --> 00:46:27,555 No! 622 00:46:43,170 --> 00:46:45,039 Why'd you take the moeny 623 00:47:11,198 --> 00:47:14,468 - Eli, are you there? Eli? 624 00:47:39,159 --> 00:47:41,696 Come on, man. I don't know what happened. 625 00:47:41,830 --> 00:47:45,332 - I thought you didn't care. - He mentioned Hideaway Park. 626 00:47:45,466 --> 00:47:46,934 - What's that? - Hideaway Park 627 00:47:47,067 --> 00:47:48,869 is a public park area 628 00:47:49,002 --> 00:47:51,438 where some of my listeners have reported seeing a zombie. 629 00:47:51,573 --> 00:47:53,842 And where there's smoke- - There's fire. 630 00:47:53,974 --> 00:47:56,877 Why would there be a zombie at a public park? 631 00:47:57,010 --> 00:47:59,781 - There's a CDC building near there. 632 00:47:59,913 --> 00:48:02,116 Center for Disease Control. - And? 633 00:48:02,249 --> 00:48:04,519 - And neuroscience, neurotoxins, 634 00:48:04,652 --> 00:48:06,554 and neurological research have all been linked 635 00:48:06,688 --> 00:48:09,022 to the re-animation of the brain. 636 00:48:09,189 --> 00:48:11,058 Hmm. - What? 637 00:48:11,191 --> 00:48:12,727 - I guess I just always pictured outta the ground 638 00:48:12,861 --> 00:48:15,462 Ramiro zombies when the time came. 639 00:48:15,597 --> 00:48:17,331 - You're such a nerd. 640 00:48:17,464 --> 00:48:18,399 Oh my God. 641 00:48:40,053 --> 00:48:42,289 - Hey, I don't know what happened . 642 00:48:42,456 --> 00:48:43,390 Are you okay ? 643 00:48:44,258 --> 00:48:46,728 Eli? Eli? 644 00:48:48,061 --> 00:48:51,165 - You know, my grandmother 645 00:48:51,298 --> 00:48:54,602 was the most religious person I've ever met, 646 00:48:56,437 --> 00:48:59,306 went to church every week her whole life. 647 00:49:00,642 --> 00:49:02,976 I doubt she missed a mass. 648 00:49:04,978 --> 00:49:08,783 She prayed before every meal, 649 00:49:08,917 --> 00:49:11,251 read the Bible every night before bed . 650 00:49:12,654 --> 00:49:14,254 She quoted 651 00:49:14,388 --> 00:49:18,058 scriptures for just about any occasion. 652 00:49:20,728 --> 00:49:22,329 When she got stomach cancer, 653 00:49:24,632 --> 00:49:29,303 the pain was so unbearable that she did something 654 00:49:29,436 --> 00:49:32,841 that nobody thought she was capable of. 655 00:49:35,142 --> 00:49:36,443 She killed herself. 656 00:49:40,180 --> 00:49:46,521 Now, if anyone believes that the price for suicide 657 00:49:46,654 --> 00:49:50,825 was eternal damnation, it was her. 658 00:49:53,628 --> 00:49:56,798 But in the end, it didn't matter. 659 00:49:56,931 --> 00:50:00,200 She gave up all her convictions to stop the pain 660 00:50:00,334 --> 00:50:04,471 because she believed she was already dead. 661 00:50:06,641 --> 00:50:10,845 And if you're already dead, is it really suicide ? 662 00:50:10,979 --> 00:50:12,012 - Whoa. Whoa. 663 00:50:12,145 --> 00:50:13,848 Wait, just wait a second. 664 00:50:13,982 --> 00:50:16,483 I know where you're going with this, and just wait. 665 00:50:16,618 --> 00:50:18,686 Don't do anything stupid. Let's talk this out. 666 00:50:18,820 --> 00:50:21,154 Let's evaluate our options . 667 00:50:21,288 --> 00:50:25,192 - Options? What options? 668 00:50:25,325 --> 00:50:28,061 Is this something that's reversible? 669 00:50:28,195 --> 00:50:29,898 - Can we at least do a video chat? 670 00:50:30,063 --> 00:50:32,600 - For your podcast? - Yes, Eli, for my podcast . 671 00:50:32,734 --> 00:50:36,103 But listen, if what you say is true, 672 00:50:36,236 --> 00:50:38,640 we have an opportunity to document your story. 673 00:50:39,807 --> 00:50:41,174 We can prove zombies exist. 674 00:50:41,308 --> 00:50:42,911 We can bring awareness to the world. 675 00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:44,746 You'll be the fucking Neil Armstrong of zombies. 676 00:50:45,013 --> 00:50:46,881 Your face will be in textbooks about this shit . 677 00:50:47,015 --> 00:50:49,383 - Maybe it's better if the world doesn't know. 678 00:50:51,753 --> 00:50:54,288 - Then how will it be ready? 679 00:50:54,421 --> 00:50:56,089 How will your daughter be ready? 680 00:51:22,382 --> 00:51:27,087 - Can you see me ? - Turn your phone sideways. 681 00:51:31,526 --> 00:51:32,694 - Better ? - Yeah. 682 00:51:34,729 --> 00:51:35,797 Can I see your bite? 683 00:51:40,068 --> 00:51:41,301 - Oh shit. Sorry. - Jesus Christ. 684 00:51:41,435 --> 00:51:43,170 - Sorry. Sorry. - Should I drive? 685 00:51:43,303 --> 00:51:44,839 - No, no, no, you need to film. 686 00:51:44,973 --> 00:51:48,610 - Okay. - How about your eyes? 687 00:51:50,310 --> 00:51:52,245 - Fuck. - Would you just film? 688 00:51:52,412 --> 00:51:54,314 - Sorry. - I'm sorry. That was rude. 689 00:51:54,448 --> 00:51:55,950 There's a lot going on here right now. 690 00:51:56,084 --> 00:51:57,085 - It's fine. - There's no excuse for that. 691 00:51:57,217 --> 00:51:58,251 Sorry. - It's okay. 692 00:51:58,418 --> 00:51:59,319 - Thanks. 693 00:52:01,221 --> 00:52:05,492 - Does it hurt ? Transforming? 694 00:52:06,561 --> 00:52:08,630 - Well, you have to die first 695 00:52:08,763 --> 00:52:11,099 and then when you wake up you're transformed . 696 00:52:12,967 --> 00:52:14,769 - I guess that doesn't sound so bad. 697 00:52:14,936 --> 00:52:18,606 - Well, technically you're already dead or dying . 698 00:52:18,740 --> 00:52:20,842 - How long does it usually take? 699 00:52:20,975 --> 00:52:24,344 - It depends. It's different for different people . 700 00:52:26,581 --> 00:52:31,919 - Have you ever seen one? - No, actually I haven't. 701 00:52:32,086 --> 00:52:34,187 - So, it must be pretty exciting for you . 702 00:52:35,523 --> 00:52:36,456 - It's amazing . 703 00:52:39,527 --> 00:52:41,361 - It's okay, you can smile . 704 00:52:44,932 --> 00:52:47,735 - So, I guess we have to talk about 705 00:52:47,869 --> 00:52:49,504 what happens after you change . 706 00:52:49,637 --> 00:52:51,005 - What do you mean ? 707 00:52:51,139 --> 00:52:52,573 - Well, remember what I said about 708 00:52:52,707 --> 00:52:54,542 the effects one zombie could have? 709 00:52:54,676 --> 00:52:56,276 - Yeah. 710 00:52:56,544 --> 00:52:57,979 - Well, we don't want you infecting others , 711 00:52:58,112 --> 00:53:00,815 so I'm gonna need you to contain yourself. 712 00:53:00,948 --> 00:53:02,684 Still have that plywood? 713 00:53:02,817 --> 00:53:04,819 - Yeah, in my garage . 714 00:53:04,952 --> 00:53:08,388 - Okay, well, I'm about 40 minutes out and you're gonna... 715 00:53:10,024 --> 00:53:12,192 You're probably gonna change before I get there , 716 00:53:12,325 --> 00:53:16,064 so you need to use whatever strength you have left 717 00:53:16,196 --> 00:53:17,330 to board yourself in. 718 00:53:32,212 --> 00:53:33,147 - Reagan. 719 00:53:34,582 --> 00:53:35,550 - I know, buddy. 720 00:53:41,556 --> 00:53:43,457 - Fuck it. 721 00:53:43,591 --> 00:53:45,526 Okay, let's do this . 722 00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:47,562 - Okay, good. 723 00:53:47,695 --> 00:53:49,964 All right, I need you to make sure you get all the exits 724 00:53:50,098 --> 00:53:51,498 and all the windows . 725 00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:54,902 Use screws and a power drill if you can . 726 00:53:55,036 --> 00:53:58,438 It is vitally important that you cannot get out. 727 00:53:58,573 --> 00:54:00,373 I'll be there as soon as I can. 728 00:54:00,508 --> 00:54:02,442 - And then you'll... 729 00:54:02,577 --> 00:54:04,512 - And then I'll show up and- 730 00:54:04,679 --> 00:54:09,517 - Kill me. - Unless you kill me first. 731 00:54:18,425 --> 00:54:20,995 - Listen, I need you to do something for me . 732 00:54:21,129 --> 00:54:22,597 - What? 733 00:54:22,730 --> 00:54:24,232 - I'm gonna leave behind the duffel bag. 734 00:54:24,364 --> 00:54:26,768 Inside there will be money, a lot of money. 735 00:54:26,901 --> 00:54:28,335 I don't want the police to find it or anyone else , 736 00:54:28,468 --> 00:54:29,971 do you understand me ? 737 00:54:30,104 --> 00:54:31,739 - What about McKayla, does she know about it? 738 00:54:31,873 --> 00:54:33,340 - I'll leave it on the kitchen island, 739 00:54:33,473 --> 00:54:35,275 just promise me you'll give it to Reagan 740 00:54:35,408 --> 00:54:36,409 when the time comes. 741 00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:39,247 - Hey, Eli, what about McKayla? 742 00:54:39,379 --> 00:54:40,548 - Just promise me or I'll shoot myself 743 00:54:40,748 --> 00:54:42,282 in the fucking head right now . 744 00:54:42,415 --> 00:54:44,585 - Okay, I promise. Jesus. 745 00:54:50,825 --> 00:54:51,926 - Is that your date? 746 00:54:53,795 --> 00:54:54,729 - Yeah. 747 00:54:55,797 --> 00:54:57,497 - Hi. - Wow, she's ho t. 748 00:54:57,632 --> 00:54:59,100 - Thanks. 749 00:54:59,233 --> 00:55:01,368 Sorry that you're gonna turn into a zombie. 750 00:55:01,501 --> 00:55:02,770 - Yeah, thanks . 751 00:55:04,939 --> 00:55:05,840 Good luck. 752 00:55:08,009 --> 00:55:10,443 - Hey, Eli? - Yeah ? 753 00:55:11,979 --> 00:55:12,914 - I'm sorry, man. 754 00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:17,317 - Yeah, me too . 755 00:55:24,826 --> 00:55:26,594 Wow. 756 00:55:34,101 --> 00:55:36,204 Should I keep recording? 757 00:55:36,369 --> 00:55:38,606 - No, you can turn that off too. 758 00:55:39,540 --> 00:55:42,176 Thanks. - Yeah. 759 00:56:11,138 --> 00:56:15,509 - Oh, Paul, look, it's a duffle bag for summer camp 760 00:56:15,643 --> 00:56:17,678 to replace the one you lost, 761 00:56:17,812 --> 00:56:21,716 courtesy of Uncle Bill, who's sorry he missed your birthday. 762 00:56:26,354 --> 00:56:28,890 Listen, not every present 763 00:56:29,023 --> 00:56:32,459 is going to be a video game or a toy. 764 00:56:32,593 --> 00:56:34,896 When your uncle asks what you wanted for your birthday, 765 00:56:35,029 --> 00:56:37,865 I said you needed a new tote bag, 766 00:56:37,999 --> 00:56:41,335 so if you wanna blame anybody, blame me. 767 00:56:46,707 --> 00:56:49,944 And we're gonna make sure that you do not lose this one. 768 00:57:39,794 --> 00:57:41,461 Hello? 769 00:57:41,629 --> 00:57:43,597 - Hi. I found this number in a bag at Cole's Tavern. 770 00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:45,833 I'm looking for a Paul Daniels. 771 00:57:45,967 --> 00:57:48,736 - Jesus. That's my son's bag. 772 00:57:48,903 --> 00:57:49,904 Let me give you his number. 773 00:57:50,071 --> 00:57:52,206 - Oh, okay. 774 00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:54,342 - He's probably looking everywhere for it. 775 00:57:54,508 --> 00:57:56,143 Are there drugs in it? 776 00:57:56,277 --> 00:57:59,046 - I don't know, I haven't looked inside. 777 00:57:59,180 --> 00:58:00,281 - Do you have a pen? 778 00:58:05,686 --> 00:58:08,155 - Hello? - Hi, is this Paul? 779 00:58:08,289 --> 00:58:09,890 - Yeah, who's this? - My name's Margot, 780 00:58:10,024 --> 00:58:11,392 I work at Cole's Tavern. 781 00:58:11,525 --> 00:58:12,860 I found a bag with your name inside. 782 00:58:12,994 --> 00:58:15,863 - You found my bag? - I think so. 783 00:58:15,997 --> 00:58:19,800 - I have torn apart my house, my car, my... 784 00:58:19,967 --> 00:58:22,236 Sorry, you said Cole's Tavern? 785 00:58:22,370 --> 00:58:25,373 - Yeah. - When do you guys close? 786 00:58:25,506 --> 00:58:26,507 - About 30 minutes. - All right, 787 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:27,742 I'm gonna be there in 20. 788 00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:28,809 - Okay. 789 00:58:41,455 --> 00:58:42,590 - Is that the duffle bag date? 790 00:58:42,723 --> 00:58:44,558 - Yeah, I think so. 791 00:58:44,692 --> 00:58:46,394 - He's cute. - Shut up. 792 00:58:46,527 --> 00:58:47,962 - You should definitely let him win and influence you. 793 00:58:48,095 --> 00:58:49,030 - Stop it. 794 00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:21,695 - You must be Paul. - You must be Margot. 795 00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:24,231 - And this must be your bag. 796 00:59:24,398 --> 00:59:26,700 - You must, must be an angel. 797 00:59:28,537 --> 00:59:29,538 Did you just start working here? 798 00:59:29,670 --> 00:59:30,971 I haven't seen you around. 799 00:59:31,105 --> 00:59:34,408 - Yeah, second day. - Well, here. 800 00:59:34,543 --> 00:59:36,077 - No, I can't. - Sure you can. 801 00:59:36,210 --> 00:59:38,279 - Really, I appreciate it. 802 00:59:38,412 --> 00:59:42,583 - Then take it. Come on, as a tip. 803 00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:44,418 - I'd have to split it with Willow. 804 00:59:46,053 --> 00:59:48,456 - Okay, well, lemme take you out. 805 00:59:50,291 --> 00:59:52,793 Oh, what? Do you have a boyfriend? 806 00:59:52,927 --> 00:59:57,431 - No, I don't know. 807 00:59:57,566 --> 00:59:59,433 - You don't know if you have a boyfriend? 808 00:59:59,568 --> 01:00:02,103 - I don't know you. - I don't know you either. 809 01:00:02,236 --> 01:00:04,071 - Why do you wanna take me out then? 810 01:00:04,205 --> 01:00:05,673 - You found my lucky bag. 811 01:00:05,806 --> 01:00:07,608 I mean, I think this has gotta mean something. 812 01:00:07,775 --> 01:00:08,943 - It means you must not care that much about your lucky bag 813 01:00:09,076 --> 01:00:10,778 if you left on a dirty bar floor. 814 01:00:13,447 --> 01:00:15,082 - Well, thank you for finding it, Margot. 815 01:00:15,216 --> 01:00:16,784 I hope to see you again. 816 01:00:16,917 --> 01:00:17,952 - You should really update the information in that 817 01:00:18,085 --> 01:00:19,487 if you're gonna leave it places. 818 01:00:20,589 --> 01:00:21,722 - Yeah, I'll do that. 819 01:00:26,561 --> 01:00:28,362 - I'm off Tuesday. 820 01:02:43,632 --> 01:02:45,966 You've gotta be kidding me. 821 01:04:48,389 --> 01:04:49,624 - You just scared the shit outta me. 822 01:04:49,758 --> 01:04:51,925 - What did you do? - Hey, she fell. 823 01:04:52,092 --> 01:04:53,127 She fell, all right? 824 01:04:53,260 --> 01:04:54,596 It was an accident, all right? 825 01:04:54,729 --> 01:04:56,063 Where's Eli? - I don't know, 826 01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:57,264 but this whole place is boarded up 827 01:04:57,398 --> 01:04:58,767 and we have to get outta here. 828 01:04:58,932 --> 01:05:00,033 - What do you think I'm trying to do? 829 01:05:01,669 --> 01:05:03,571 - You have nowhere to go Pilot. 830 01:05:05,005 --> 01:05:06,608 I've blocked all the exits. 831 01:05:08,942 --> 01:05:14,915 Coming after the money I can forgive, but killing my wife, 832 01:05:15,048 --> 01:05:18,118 the mother of my child. 833 01:05:18,252 --> 01:05:19,754 I'm gonna make you suffer. 834 01:06:29,122 --> 01:06:31,626 - I'm sorry. Eli, I'm sorry, man. 835 01:06:31,759 --> 01:06:33,360 Eli, I'm sorry, man. 836 01:06:33,494 --> 01:06:35,295 You pointed a gun at me, dude. 837 01:06:50,945 --> 01:06:54,147 - I'll see you soon, Pilot. 838 01:07:01,188 --> 01:07:02,557 - Margot, I... 839 01:07:04,358 --> 01:07:06,661 He was trying to kill me. He was trying to kill you. 840 01:07:06,828 --> 01:07:08,563 I didn't... 841 01:07:08,696 --> 01:07:11,733 It's like the infection was in his brain or something. 842 01:07:11,866 --> 01:07:13,500 - I'm an accomplice. 843 01:07:13,635 --> 01:07:14,936 I won't get as much time as you, 844 01:07:15,068 --> 01:07:16,871 but my life is fucking over. - Hey. 845 01:07:17,005 --> 01:07:18,606 No, no, no, no, no, no. No one's getting any time, okay? 846 01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:20,040 - Don't you watch "Forensic Files," 847 01:07:20,207 --> 01:07:21,308 the police are fucking smart, okay? 848 01:07:21,475 --> 01:07:23,878 They figure shit out. 849 01:07:24,012 --> 01:07:26,915 How did he even know you were here? 850 01:07:28,181 --> 01:07:29,082 - The bag. 851 01:07:30,018 --> 01:07:31,019 - What bag? 852 01:07:32,319 --> 01:07:33,688 - The bag. The duffle bag. 853 01:07:33,821 --> 01:07:35,322 The bag. My bag. 854 01:07:36,724 --> 01:07:41,061 - You brought that here? 855 01:07:41,228 --> 01:07:44,933 You brought the bag with your fucking name on it here? 856 01:07:45,065 --> 01:07:47,602 Are you a fucking idiot? 857 01:07:47,735 --> 01:07:50,304 - It's my lucky bag. - Stop saying that. Stop. 858 01:07:50,437 --> 01:07:51,706 You're not 10 years old. 859 01:07:51,839 --> 01:07:52,840 How can you be so fucking stupid? 860 01:07:53,007 --> 01:07:55,810 How can I be so fucking stupid? 861 01:07:55,944 --> 01:07:58,278 They have a daughter, Pilot! 862 01:08:06,888 --> 01:08:08,455 - Hey. - Help me get outta here. 863 01:08:08,590 --> 01:08:09,624 - Help me find the bag. - Look around. 864 01:08:09,791 --> 01:08:11,358 And I don't know where it is. 865 01:08:11,526 --> 01:08:12,760 - We're not leaving without it. 866 01:08:12,927 --> 01:08:14,461 - Are you serious? 867 01:08:14,629 --> 01:08:16,064 - My name is in the bag, all right? 868 01:08:16,196 --> 01:08:17,431 We can't just leave it here. 869 01:08:17,565 --> 01:08:19,067 There's two of us, if we split up, 870 01:08:19,199 --> 01:08:20,635 we're gonna find it faster. 871 01:08:23,037 --> 01:08:24,438 There's no point in you doing that, all right? 872 01:08:24,572 --> 01:08:25,472 They're lag screws. 873 01:08:25,607 --> 01:08:26,608 - What does that mean? 874 01:08:26,774 --> 01:08:27,809 - It means they're very sturdy. 875 01:08:27,942 --> 01:08:28,810 Look, he drilled into the studs. 876 01:08:28,943 --> 01:08:30,477 - How do you know that? 877 01:08:30,612 --> 01:08:32,479 - Look, they're in the fricking window frame. 878 01:08:32,614 --> 01:08:34,247 He went through a lot of trouble 879 01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:37,417 to make sure that we weren't gonna get outta here. 880 01:08:37,552 --> 01:08:38,586 Hey, what do you think he meant when he was like, 881 01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:39,954 "I'll see you soon, Pilot?" 882 01:08:40,088 --> 01:08:41,923 - Are you really not gonna help me? 883 01:08:42,056 --> 01:08:44,826 - I need you, Margot. - Fuck you! 884 01:08:44,959 --> 01:08:45,827 Fuck you! Fuck you! 885 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:47,361 Fuck you! 886 01:08:51,298 --> 01:08:52,332 - All right, look. 887 01:08:52,466 --> 01:08:53,835 - No, get the fuck away from me! 888 01:08:56,671 --> 01:08:57,605 - Fine. 889 01:08:59,272 --> 01:09:01,009 I'm gonna go check the kitchen. 890 01:09:01,141 --> 01:09:02,510 You check the living room. 891 01:09:10,118 --> 01:09:11,019 - Where? 892 01:09:21,428 --> 01:09:22,329 - Shit. 893 01:09:23,665 --> 01:09:24,599 - Fuck. 894 01:10:25,993 --> 01:10:28,162 - What the fuck was that? 895 01:10:29,362 --> 01:10:30,598 - He was dead, all right? 896 01:10:30,765 --> 01:10:31,632 He was dead. I checked his pulse. 897 01:10:31,766 --> 01:10:33,266 - Did you see his face? 898 01:10:36,871 --> 01:10:38,206 Shit. Be quiet. 899 01:10:39,941 --> 01:10:41,743 Hurry up. 900 01:10:41,876 --> 01:10:43,878 - I can't be quiet and hurry up at the same time, all right? 901 01:10:45,179 --> 01:10:46,914 - Do you have to be so loud? 902 01:10:47,048 --> 01:10:48,348 - I don't know what you want me to do right now. 903 01:10:48,482 --> 01:10:50,084 - Oh God, you're making so much noise. 904 01:10:54,122 --> 01:10:56,490 - Hey, hey, Eli, I am really, really sorry about it. 905 01:10:56,624 --> 01:10:57,792 It was all an accident, man. 906 01:10:57,925 --> 01:10:59,794 Can we talk about this? 907 01:10:59,961 --> 01:11:02,262 - That's not Eli. 908 01:11:29,157 --> 01:11:31,291 - Eli, stop, stop, stop. 909 01:11:31,458 --> 01:11:33,094 No, no, no, man. 910 01:12:27,949 --> 01:12:29,416 - For those of you just joining our live feed , 911 01:12:29,550 --> 01:12:31,052 let me get you caught up . 912 01:12:31,319 --> 01:12:32,452 We are in the middle of a zombie hunt . 913 01:12:32,687 --> 01:12:34,522 And no, this is not a prank . 914 01:12:36,324 --> 01:12:37,825 I have visual confirmation, which I'll be posting later . 915 01:12:37,959 --> 01:12:41,062 And yes, I'm fucking terrified . 916 01:12:41,195 --> 01:12:42,897 Invite your friends and family . 917 01:12:43,164 --> 01:12:44,497 This will most likely be taken offline immediately . 918 01:12:44,632 --> 01:12:46,534 - Casper, do you have a girl in here? 919 01:12:46,667 --> 01:12:48,368 - Not now, mom. I'm live. 920 01:12:49,637 --> 01:12:50,705 - You do have a girl in here. 921 01:12:50,838 --> 01:12:52,540 I smelled your perfume . 922 01:12:52,673 --> 01:12:55,442 - Hi . - Hi. I'm Casper's mom. 923 01:12:55,576 --> 01:12:57,211 - Nice to meet you. - Don't video me. 924 01:12:57,345 --> 01:12:58,913 I'm not wearing any makeup. 925 01:12:59,046 --> 01:13:00,715 - Mom, what part of I'm live don't you understand? 926 01:13:00,848 --> 01:13:02,717 - Well, frankly, I don't understand any of this. 927 01:13:02,850 --> 01:13:03,951 - It means that thousands of people 928 01:13:04,085 --> 01:13:05,485 are watching you right now. 929 01:13:05,653 --> 01:13:06,520 Yeah, seriously, you're gonna be a meme 930 01:13:06,687 --> 01:13:07,855 in like 20 minutes. 931 01:13:07,989 --> 01:13:09,023 - A what ? - A meme. 932 01:13:09,156 --> 01:13:12,693 It's an internet thing. Yeah. 933 01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:13,794 It means, like, you might go viral. 934 01:13:13,928 --> 01:13:16,530 - Let's roll. - Okay. 935 01:13:16,664 --> 01:13:18,332 - Where are you going with all that stuff? 936 01:13:19,934 --> 01:13:22,069 - To save the world. - Go for it, honey. 937 01:13:22,203 --> 01:13:23,838 - Bye. - Bye. 938 01:13:37,952 --> 01:13:39,553 - How do I look? 939 01:13:39,687 --> 01:13:42,890 - You look ready to kick some zombie ass. 940 01:13:43,024 --> 01:13:44,325 Go get 'em, Casper. 941 01:13:44,457 --> 01:13:45,793 - You can record me until I go in, 942 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:47,862 but you can't come in with me. 943 01:13:48,029 --> 01:13:48,930 - Yes, okay. 944 01:13:49,096 --> 01:13:51,098 - Let's go. - Okay. 945 01:14:40,915 --> 01:14:42,149 - Shit. 946 01:17:36,323 --> 01:17:38,392 - Hurry, please! 947 01:17:38,527 --> 01:17:39,793 Hurry, please! 948 01:17:49,703 --> 01:17:51,472 He's coming for you! 949 01:18:00,181 --> 01:18:01,982 - Oh fuck. Oh fuck. 950 01:18:07,354 --> 01:18:08,657 It's Kevlar, bitch. 951 01:18:46,927 --> 01:18:47,828 You bit? 952 01:18:50,097 --> 01:18:51,932 - No. - How many others? 953 01:18:52,066 --> 01:18:54,235 - Two - Eli? 954 01:18:54,368 --> 01:18:55,269 - I got him. He's in there. 955 01:18:55,436 --> 01:18:56,437 - Oh, good. 956 01:19:04,745 --> 01:19:06,113 - He was right there. 957 01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:07,948 I stabbed that bar right through his chest. 958 01:19:08,082 --> 01:19:11,752 - Did you get him in the head? - No, in the heart. 959 01:19:11,919 --> 01:19:13,153 - These are zombies, not vampires, 960 01:19:13,287 --> 01:19:14,989 you have to get them in the head. 961 01:19:23,063 --> 01:19:24,265 Fuck. 962 01:20:06,907 --> 01:20:09,143 - Thank you for saving me. 963 01:20:22,624 --> 01:20:24,258 Hi. - Hi. 964 01:21:07,401 --> 01:21:09,236 - Yeah, he broke his hand. 965 01:21:16,377 --> 01:21:17,311 - Reagan. 966 01:21:19,346 --> 01:21:20,247 - Do I know you? 967 01:21:22,249 --> 01:21:23,183 - No. 968 01:21:26,821 --> 01:21:28,255 Could you give us a second? 969 01:21:29,923 --> 01:21:30,859 - I'm good. 970 01:21:33,862 --> 01:21:34,928 So... 971 01:21:35,095 --> 01:21:37,331 - So, here we are. 972 01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,402 - What does that mean? 973 01:21:41,536 --> 01:21:43,437 - It means I've been waiting for this day. 974 01:21:44,438 --> 01:21:45,673 - Should I be worried? 975 01:21:46,708 --> 01:21:47,876 - I knew your dad. 976 01:21:49,544 --> 01:21:51,245 I don't know how much you know about him. 977 01:21:53,681 --> 01:21:55,416 - Were you a friend of his or something? 978 01:21:55,550 --> 01:21:57,050 - Let's go with or something. 979 01:21:58,787 --> 01:21:59,987 - Okay, I don't know what I'm supposed to do 980 01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:01,388 with that information. 981 01:22:01,523 --> 01:22:04,659 - Your father left you some money. 982 01:22:04,793 --> 01:22:06,460 He wanted you to have it once you became old enough. 983 01:22:08,128 --> 01:22:09,062 - How much? 984 01:22:10,598 --> 01:22:11,566 - This much. 985 01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:20,441 - Wait. Is that drug money? 986 01:22:20,608 --> 01:22:22,476 I know he was a drug dealer. 987 01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:25,946 - No, it's from investments he had at the time of his death. 988 01:22:27,782 --> 01:22:29,116 Here, open your backpack. 989 01:22:40,961 --> 01:22:44,231 I wanna give you something else. 990 01:22:44,398 --> 01:22:48,235 Something that might be even more important than that money. 991 01:22:50,304 --> 01:22:52,339 Something that nobody else alive knows. 992 01:22:55,075 --> 01:22:56,678 I was with him when he died. 993 01:22:58,813 --> 01:23:00,314 - Oh. 994 01:23:00,447 --> 01:23:01,381 - I don't know if you know what happened. 995 01:23:01,816 --> 01:23:02,617 - Just a little bit. 996 01:23:02,784 --> 01:23:03,685 I... 997 01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:09,990 - Your dad died doing the right thing. 998 01:23:12,159 --> 01:23:14,094 If he hadn't boarded up that house... 999 01:23:16,764 --> 01:23:19,701 Your dad died a hero, 1000 01:23:19,834 --> 01:23:21,803 and that's how you should remember him. 1001 01:23:28,275 --> 01:23:29,209 - Reagan, come on. 1002 01:23:31,846 --> 01:23:32,747 - I gotta go. 1003 01:23:32,881 --> 01:23:33,815 - Yeah. 1004 01:23:35,215 --> 01:23:36,149 - Thank you. 1005 01:23:37,886 --> 01:23:38,820 - You're welcome. 1006 01:24:28,235 --> 01:24:30,370 - Hello, freaky fans. 1007 01:24:30,504 --> 01:24:33,508 Welcome back to Zombie Playhouse. 1008 01:24:35,409 --> 01:24:37,812 I'm your new host, Georgia, 1009 01:24:37,946 --> 01:24:40,280 taking over for our fearless, 1010 01:24:40,414 --> 01:24:43,952 amazing zombie hunter Casper Credence 1011 01:24:44,117 --> 01:24:46,353 who died saving all of humanity. 1012 01:24:47,956 --> 01:24:49,189 Rest in peace, Casper. 1013 01:24:51,425 --> 01:24:54,629 I understand that these are big shoes to fill 1014 01:24:54,796 --> 01:24:58,098 and I'm not trying to replace him as much as honor him. 1015 01:24:58,265 --> 01:25:00,535 So, please give me some time. 1016 01:25:02,402 --> 01:25:04,973 Now, I have taken some time in the past few weeks 1017 01:25:05,105 --> 01:25:07,474 to read all of your comments. 1018 01:25:07,609 --> 01:25:10,210 I certainly understand the skepticism 1019 01:25:10,344 --> 01:25:12,379 of what really happened that night. 1020 01:25:12,547 --> 01:25:15,449 I mean, if I wasn't there myself, I would be skeptical too. 1021 01:25:15,583 --> 01:25:18,987 But I was there and witnessed that account firsthand. 1022 01:25:21,421 --> 01:25:23,958 Now, ever since we released that video, 1023 01:25:24,092 --> 01:25:26,561 there has been an investigation near the CDC building 1024 01:25:26,728 --> 01:25:27,629 at Hideaway Park 1025 01:25:30,632 --> 01:25:33,433 and they have found multiple experiments. 1026 01:25:33,568 --> 01:25:35,937 Now, I'm not confirming anything but, 1027 01:25:38,238 --> 01:25:42,275 I promise to do the best I can to update you. 1028 01:25:46,648 --> 01:25:48,281 I've gotta go. 69563

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