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Oh, thank God
for that.
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If I have to eat another
kumquat, I'll throw up.
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I was nearly killed!
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Yeah, you need
to get that fixed.
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We haven't got any money
to get it fixed.
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Oh, big boom, oh!
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Hmm, or as we say in
English, "Vaj galoop."
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Larry, it's difficult enough
to learn a language
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without making words up.
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Vaj galoop.
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I'll stop when she
stops hating me.
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Look!
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An agama.
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Theo says their skin darkens
when they're upset.
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Gerry, run down,
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find Spiro.
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Tell him to beg the landlord
to help us-- Gerry!
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Come here.
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Gerry!
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It's escaping.
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Oh!
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Peenygrip.
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Peenygrip, grip.
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Peenygrip.
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Peenygrip.
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Yes.
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Margo, go and find Spiro
and ask...
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No, I can't leave the house.
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Max said he'd be dropping by.
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To see me, not you.
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Did he tell you
how much he loved
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the rise and fall
of your breasts?
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Bye!
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Right!
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I'll do it myself!
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Mrs. Durrells, I'm sorry.
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The landlord will do
no more repairs
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because you owe him rent.
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But I'll pay him
when the money
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finally comes in
from England.
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How long you wait
for your money?
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Oh, three weeks.
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It's not very much,
it's just my widow's pension.
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It just seems to be held up
at the bank.
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Those bank sonofabitches.
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Mrs. Durrells,
get in the car.
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You think Ms. Durrells
came from England
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to be robbed?
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Huh?
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She could've gone to Spain!
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Find her money!
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Whoa.
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They need more street lamps.
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That's what the stars
are for.
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♪ C'est matin, c'est matin ♪
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♪ When the sun is shining! ♪
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♪ C'est matin, c'est matin,
I only feel like wining! ♪
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Max.
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Hey, Larry, it's Max!
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And Donald!
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And Donald!
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But mainly Max.
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♪ And moonlight drinking ♪
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♪ Upon the shore ♪
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♪ That's what the stars are for,
the stars are for! ♪
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Bugger off!
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♪ C'est matin, c'est matin... ♪
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Hello, Larry!
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Open up!
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Come in.
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We come for
refreshment!
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Hooray.
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We haven't got
any booze or food.
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Hooray...
Wait, wait-- what?
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We're broke.
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We're living
on bloody kumquats.
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Kum-whats?
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Quats.
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What the hell are you
nearly wearing?
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Let's go into town
to get some ouzo!
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Good idea.
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I think I'm going
to stay
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and chat
with Margo.
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No!
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I'l come with you.
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Margy-Bargy.
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Stay, get your beauty snooze.
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Beauty sleep.
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Right, let's go.
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Oh, hello.
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Or I can stay.
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Or I could just watch you sleep.
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Why are you...
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Theo!
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My companion in zoology,
kalimeral!
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Kalimera.
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I've brought you
these bee-flies.
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They can't decide
if they're bees or flies.
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Shh, don't tell them,
but they are flies.
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Wow!
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Could you show
half that excitement
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for your other studies,
please?
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I hesitate to mention it,
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but Mama Kondos
up at her farm...
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Oh, Lugaretzia's auntie?
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She has six new puppies.
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Yes!
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No-- no more pets.
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Go make Theo some tea,
please, Gerry.
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How are you settling
into the island?
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Oh, Corfu is wonderful, Theo,
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or it would be,
had our funds arrived
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and the children
were more helpful.
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It's all so frugal
and, well...
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Male.
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Leslie!
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Foraging?
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I'm going!
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I miss the company
of women, Theo.
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Mrs. Petridis is nice.
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You'd get on.
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Oh, my Greek isn't up to it.
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I'm still on the numbers.
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No, she's English,
married to Dr. Petridis.
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You should drop in on her.
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Oh.
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Morning, darling.
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You know, I saw your Larry
and two friends just now
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in Yanni's bar in town,
arm-wrestling.
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That will be
Max and Donald.
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If you think about it,
Mussolini's bad enough,
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but he's essentially
a nincompoop,
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whereas Hitler is just...
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No more about him, Donald.
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I'm on holiday.
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When are you not on holiday?
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Well...
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Oh...
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Hello, Margo.
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What are you all doing here?!
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Donald thinks
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we're put here by God,
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Max is more of
a Determinist.
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Let me...
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Oh, you mean,
in the bar.
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We're maundering
drunkenly.
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Oh.
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Guten Morgen, Margo.
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Wie geht's?
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No, seriously, I love German.
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And Germans.
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Wagner?
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I can hire a boat
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to take us to see
Die Meistersinger in Athens.
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I'd rather pull out
my toes.
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He means toenails,
and I wasn't inviting you, Max.
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Margy-Bargy...
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You are very nice, but...
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No.
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I need to lie down.
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Under a tree.
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Ein Olivenbaum.
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But Henry VIII wanted
a divorce
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because he was desperate
for a male heir.
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So he bought a huge eagle
and a monkey
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and he took them
to see the pope.
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Did he really?
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Of course he didn't.
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Gerry, concentrate.
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You need an education.
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Even zookeepers need
an education.
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I'm learning new things
every day.
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I just enjoy
being outside.
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Well, I'm not going to sit
outside on the terrace
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being eaten alive by bugs.
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Isn't it...
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bad luck?
No.
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So Henry VIII lost patience
with the pope,
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SO...
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He called me Margy-Bargy.
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He thinks I'm a buffoon.
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Oh, darling!
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Darling!
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Oh.
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God.
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Gerry, tortoises
off the table.
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Soup's a bit thin, I'm afraid.
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I had to cobble it together
from...
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Oh, you don't need to know.
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Oh, Margo,
don't be unhappy.
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You know what they say:
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You have to kiss
a lot of frogs...
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Max is German, not French.
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I know, I didn't mean...
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And I've never kissed him
and I never will,
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because to him, I'm nothing.
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I'm... a flea.
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If you were a flea, you'd be
able to jump 160 feet high.
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You know, apart from anything--
like Max being a maniac--
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you are only 16...
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He's not a maniac!
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Hmm, something smells good!
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Oh, no, wait--
that's me!
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A cheerful
Durrell.
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We don't get many of those
around these parts.
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Yeah, Alexia was mucking around
with this straw hat, and, uh...
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Oh, God,
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she's so funny.
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She made us these rings
out of a squid
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because she says
we're soulmates.
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Oh, sorry.
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Mmm.
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What did you make
this out of, weeds?
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Yes, I did.
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Oh.
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So...
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I went to the bank again today.
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Still no sign of our money.
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God, it's quiet.
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Where's Larry?
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Presumably he's off
with Donald and Max.
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Ach, gvick, I will die
without champagne!
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You know she's in love with Max.
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Is she?
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Why?
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Be kind to her.
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You, too, Gerry.
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Encourage her.
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Unrequited love can be
so painful.
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I wouldn't know.
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Bloody peenygrip all day.
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Wake up!
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I want you all out foraging.
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For food...
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Something to sell...
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For, for a job!
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Anything!
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We need food, or we are all
on the next boat home.
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Morning.
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Up!
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Ooh...
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Yia sas.
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Mama Kondos?
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Nai.
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My name is Gerry.
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Um, thank you.
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My friend Theo says
you have puppies.
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Puppies.
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Yes.
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Come.
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Aw...
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Hello.
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Can I have one?
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Yes, soon.
255
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Need mommy now.
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I love him.
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Her.
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Him?
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Ella, ella, ella, ella.
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Kopiastai, thigateres,
na thite pios ilthe!
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Hello, I'm Louisa
Durrell.
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Oh, hello.
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I'm afraid my husband's
out on a call.
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No no, I don't need
a doctor.
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Oh, right-- what do you need?
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I was told you're English.
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Yes, I am.
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So am I.
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Well, lucky us!
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Well, I mean, not lucky...
lucky us,
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I mean, um, well, uh...
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I was hoping that you
might have some advice
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on how to survive here.
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♪ Well, I want to be... ♪
275
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,338
♪ Won't you come
and let me rock you ♪
276
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,802
♪ In my cradle of love? ♪
277
00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,350
Now, that is foraging.
278
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,266
Tea.
279
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,309
Lovely.
280
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:06,477
In fact, it's salepi,
281
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:09,113
made from the tubers
of orchids.
282
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,523
Oh, well.
283
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,658
That would raise a few eyebrows
in Bournemouth.
284
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,570
Yes, one reason
why I like it.
285
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,364
Oh, that's exactly the kind
of thing I say.
286
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,162
Is that where you're from,
Bournemouth?
287
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,078
Um, no, no, we, uh...
288
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,962
We just ended up there
after my husband died.
289
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,668
We didn't really fit in,
290
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,550
so I moved us all here.
291
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,302
I always found England
so frigid.
292
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,759
Well, my children
were struggling.
293
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,549
Larry wanted to be a writer,
294
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,467
but was the worst
estate agent in Hampshire,
295
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,886
while Margo was turning
into a twit.
296
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,646
Right.
297
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,772
Gerry loathed school, and...
298
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,401
Leslie wanted to shoot anything
that moved.
299
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,653
And that's getting better now?
300
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,323
And what about you?
301
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,987
Oh, I just love it here.
302
00:15:57,164 --> 00:16:00,077
Especially as there are
no hordes of English exiles
303
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,992
drinking G and Ts
and rattling their pearls.
304
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,955
Have some kabuni.
305
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,294
Oh! Thank you.
306
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,254
Um, remind me again, what it is?
307
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,385
Oh, it's, um,
a local dessert.
308
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,887
The ram's broth combines
with cloves, it's...
309
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,924
You need the sweet sauce
with it.
310
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,012
Oh!
311
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:19,971
Sorry!
312
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,102
I'm starving.
313
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,637
Mmm, mmm.
314
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,022
Oh, yes.
315
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:28,105
There's the sheep
coming through.
316
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,359
Ah.
317
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,396
You're one of those
Brits abroad
318
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,314
who wants rock cakes
and roly poly.
319
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:34,778
Oh, no, not at all.
320
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,067
There's such a difference
between expats
321
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,485
and committed migrants.
322
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,576
Well, you can be proud
of being British and miss it,
323
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,831
and yet still embrace
your new home.
324
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,208
Or is that like
being married
325
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,915
but still fancying
your old boyfriend?
326
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,830
Well, at least my old boyfriends
don't lose our money
327
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,419
as they have done here.
328
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,424
Yes, stupid Corfu not
letting you come in
329
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,255
and instantly buy up
our island.
330
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,262
I... I don't want to buy it up.
331
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,969
I'm just tired of living
like beggars.
332
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,889
Well, I, uh...
333
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:05,430
I won't take up any more
of your time.
334
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:28,911
Yiasas!
335
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,875
You, too.
336
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,049
Hey!
337
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,842
You must go
find more food.
338
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:43,885
No.
339
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,804
Another time.
340
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,563
My mother'll sort
something out.
341
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,223
Actually, she is
very plucky.
342
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,988
I've been foraging,
like you said,
343
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,243
and I picked all these berries.
344
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,871
Oh, and did you eat
any at all?
345
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:04,576
Not really.
346
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,286
Oh, good.
347
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,950
And I went to
Mama Kondos' house.
348
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,618
Oh, Gerry, I told you...
349
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,287
Yes, but who knows what'll
happen to the puppies
350
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,705
if I don't take one?
351
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:13,964
But how will we feed
a puppy?
352
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,624
We can barely feed
ourselves.
353
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,009
Well, it could live
off the berries.
354
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,590
But dogs don't eat berries,
darling.
355
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,845
Roger does.
356
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,427
Well, Roger's always been
a bit odd.
357
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,012
I've got something
we can sell!
358
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:29,980
I found it by the road just now.
359
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,265
It's antique.
360
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,683
Oh, "Happy..."
361
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:35,603
"Hya... Hap..." Uh...
362
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,646
Farm...
363
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:37,985
Of...
364
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,899
Vasil.
365
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,068
So "Vasili Farm."
366
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,084
Sorry.
367
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,927
Uh, we're new here!
368
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,851
Nobody say anything.
369
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:27,614
Let's hope a magic bloody
beanstalk comes up.
370
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:28,656
Gerry!
371
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,450
Gerry!
372
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,291
Ferame to koulouki.
373
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,627
Oh, uh...
374
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:40,884
Yia ton Gerry,
yia to pethitsi.
375
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,260
Gerry's puppy.
376
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:04,276
Hello!
377
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,494
Stop!
378
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,246
This is it.
379
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,451
Whoa!
380
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,162
Or, as we say in Germany...
381
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,121
What?
382
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,286
Nothing, we say the same.
383
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,080
You've been gone for days.
384
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,544
Well, fun takes
385
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,176
time and commitment.
386
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,553
Did you know there was
a melon festival?
387
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,634
You knew I needed help,
Larry.
388
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:29,550
Would you mind not embarrassing
me in front of my friends?
389
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,935
I... I am sorry, Mrs. Durrell.
390
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,891
We lost track of time.
391
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,852
It was a really good
melon festival.
392
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,232
He excellent company.
393
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,188
Larry, do your imitation
of a man
394
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,274
trying to be served
in a crowded bar.
395
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,904
Maybe not now, Max.
396
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,065
Three whiskeys!
397
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,450
Bitte! Please?
398
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,406
Like that!
399
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,742
But more funny.
400
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,268
I am tired of you living it up
while we struggle.
401
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,848
Help us.
402
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,639
I was helping, by being
one less mouth to feed.
403
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,558
Is that the best
you can come up with?
404
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,772
I've sent my short story
to England.
405
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,402
That'll bring us
a tidy sum.
406
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,062
No, no, it won't.
407
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:27,074
Even if it's accepted,
you'll earn a pittance.
408
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:31,662
What's wrong with her?
409
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,493
She's in love with Max.
410
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,203
Yeah, no,
that won't work.
411
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,414
Well, give her some advice.
412
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:41,046
You're always talking about
how worldly-wise you are.
413
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,054
gather you need some advice
414
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:53,933
about love.
415
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:54,764
No.
416
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,303
Well, I'm here now.
417
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,644
Obviously you should forget Max,
who's out of your league,
418
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,934
and go for Donald.
419
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:06,481
Stop moping about the house
and think about him, poor sod.
420
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:09,446
Donald would be such
a reliable companion for you.
421
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,498
I think she'll be all right now.
422
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,284
Is that it?
423
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:19,418
Is that your friendly advice?
424
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:20,999
You didn't say friendly.
425
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,505
She doesn't need
a "reliable companion"!
426
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:26,963
I meant, tell her she's
beautiful or clever...
427
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,629
So she's unhappy in love--
aren't we all?
428
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,092
I'm missing Nancy,
you've got nobody.
429
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,257
I've got all of you!
430
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,972
And I am just trying to make it
through the week.
431
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,853
I want you all out,
432
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,390
foraging for, for food,
or money, or anything.
433
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:41,432
I'll ask Max for money.
434
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,021
Oh, no, you won't.
435
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,685
Have you no pride?
436
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:45,773
No.
437
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:46,937
I've got most
of the Seven Deadly Sins,
438
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,571
but that one always seemed
a bit silly.
439
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,029
We don't want charity.
440
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,991
We are a resourceful
and independent family.
441
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,074
Right!
442
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:01,084
Oh, oh, that's right!
443
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,040
Go on, shoot your mother!
444
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,376
That'll solve
all your problems.
445
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:05,835
I'm going hunting.
446
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,499
You obviously want to turn us
into medieval scavengers.
447
00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:08,587
Larry...
448
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,378
You don't know how to shoot.
449
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,421
How hard can it be?
450
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:09,694
It really hurts, you know!
451
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,152
You should try childbirth!
452
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:14,449
Well, you should try war.
453
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,075
Yes, because
us women
454
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:19,159
spent the whole of the last war
giggling and shopping.
455
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,703
Oh!
456
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,629
Come on, Larry.
457
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,507
You know you take
even moderate pain badly.
458
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:33,385
So suddenly it's bad
to be sensitive?
459
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,262
♪ Pretty baby... ♪
460
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:36,888
Oh, Leslie.
461
00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,924
Would you please have
a kind word with Margo?
462
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:39,933
She's an emotional wreck.
463
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:41,685
Don't... Wait.
464
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:42,845
Some guidelines.
465
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:45,765
Um, don't mention your own
happy love life.
466
00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:47,273
Don't tell her
to pull herself together.
467
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,934
And well, just...
468
00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:50,773
Just think about
what you're saying.
469
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,121
It's fine, I'll come back later.
470
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:06,126
No.
471
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,162
Come in.
472
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:18,589
Larry's at death's door,
you'd think.
473
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,553
Hmm.
474
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,471
Mind your, your average layman
doesn't realize
475
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:29,984
what a punch the Westley
Richards Boxlock model packs.
476
00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:33,608
No.
477
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,364
Mom says you need some advice
about your love problem.
478
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:40,528
I'd say lose some weight.
479
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,821
Most men don't go
for fat girls.
480
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,342
Lunch, from the woods.
481
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,351
Oh.
482
00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:07,479
Well done, darling.
483
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:10,482
These, eat, dead.
484
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:11,938
Oh.
485
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,483
Well, look what arrived
for you this morning.
486
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:16,943
My puppy!
487
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,199
From Mama Kondos.
488
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:20,359
It's the wrong one.
489
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:23,950
I hope she hasn't
given mine away.
490
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,333
I'm going to take it back
and swap it!
491
00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:39,594
Leslie!
492
00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:40,378
Leslie!
493
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,308
Go and get Spiro.
494
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:45,262
Run!
495
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,178
Let's go, now!
496
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:50,772
He's sweating
like a Turk.
497
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:51,898
What's wrong with him?
498
00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:53,604
I don't know.
499
00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:55,689
Maybe he ruptured an internal
organ when he fell.
500
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:57,275
Spiro, who is the very
best doctor on Corfu?
501
00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,362
Dr. Petridis, because
he's the only doctor.
502
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:01,400
What?
503
00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:02,659
Two doctors died
last year.
504
00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:03,739
Well, that's not
a good sign, is it?
505
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,739
Do you know Dr. Petridis?
506
00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:09,283
Uh, no-- I've met his wife.
507
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,247
I don't like
the looks of him.
508
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:24,055
Christ!
Spiro, this isn't
good for Larry.
509
00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:25,306
I apologize.
510
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,388
The roads were better
in Chicago.
511
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:41,031
Oh, hello.
512
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:42,817
It's, it's my eldest boy.
513
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:47,033
I'm afraid my husband's
on Lefkada for a few days.
514
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:48,993
The only qualified doctor
on Corfu
515
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:51,329
and you've allowed him
to leave the island?
516
00:27:53,254 --> 00:27:55,211
Please help us!
517
00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:58,332
Bring him in.
518
00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:01,926
I think it's his appendix.
519
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,929
Sudden pressure
can rupture it.
520
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:05,009
Well, what can we do?
521
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:06,093
I don't know.
522
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:08,805
Darling!
523
00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:10,059
Hello!
524
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:11,803
Hello.
525
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,644
Hello, everyone.
526
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,149
I heard
what happened.
527
00:28:16,319 --> 00:28:17,150
Theodore studied
medicine.
528
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,061
Oh, thank goodness.
529
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:21,105
But only for a month
or two.
530
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:23,319
Though I've carried on studying
for my own satisfaction.
531
00:28:24,577 --> 00:28:25,942
Suspected appendicitis
532
00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,203
following abdominal
trauma?
533
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:30,114
If he just lies there
and shuts up for once,
534
00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:31,702
will he be all right?
535
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:34,459
No, it needs to be cut out
immediately, before it bursts.
536
00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:35,539
But who can do that?
537
00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:37,128
I can have a go.
538
00:28:37,298 --> 00:28:38,208
No.
No.
539
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:39,714
No.
540
00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:40,999
I'm not a qualified nurse,
541
00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:43,214
but I've helped
with anesthetic before.
542
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:44,594
Get him ready.
543
00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:47,927
Please find any books
on the subject.
544
00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:50,263
Where's he going?
545
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,603
I'm sorry, but I promised
your brother.
546
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:08,444
Don't worry, I'll keep you, too.
547
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,285
Yiasas.
548
00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:20,121
Yia sou, Gerry.
549
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:24,672
Um, thank you for bringing
the puppy,
550
00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,553
but I need another one.
551
00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:29,135
Do you still have them?
552
00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:41,567
How dare you!
553
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,194
Can't you see that's so cruel?
554
00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:45,480
What if someone
buried you alive,
555
00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:46,773
or your daughters?
556
00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:00,417
So...
557
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:03,628
I hear you're crazy
for a German boy...
558
00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:06,839
but he's not crazy for you.
559
00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:10,589
We don't need to talk
about it.
560
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:11,632
No, it's good.
561
00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:14,597
It takes your mind
off your brother.
562
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,762
I gave her
my advice.
563
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,977
She didn't like it.
564
00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,766
You know my advice?
565
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:22,355
Get fatter.
566
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:23,940
Men don't like
skinny girls.
567
00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:30,533
I don't know why
I'm getting upset.
568
00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:33,741
He's really annoying.
569
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:36,907
It's every parent's
biggest fear.
570
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:38,120
Your child being in pain.
571
00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:40,831
You don't have children.
572
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,086
No.
573
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:52,389
Well, you've saved
yourself all this.
574
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:54,300
The body's
surprisingly strong.
575
00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,773
Hello?
576
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:05,939
Anyone home?
577
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:13,861
It's all right.
578
00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:15,324
Stay here.
579
00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:17,034
I'll be home soon, I promise.
580
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,369
Okay.
581
00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:20,166
Roger!
582
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,552
This is my friend Sven.
583
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,304
As I hoped, he has done
this operation before.
584
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:37,092
Once... on an animal.
585
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:39,728
In anatomical terms,
there is little difference.
586
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,809
Between Mrs. Petridis's
experience,
587
00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:43,940
my book knowledge,
and Sven's...
588
00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:46,477
And Sven's butchery
of the odd goat.
589
00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:47,985
This is my son!
590
00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,067
I'm afraid there isn't
much choice.
591
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:51,572
Can't we get him
off the island?
592
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:52,824
To Athens, or Italy?
593
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,610
There must be a boat.
594
00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:55,777
18 hours away,
595
00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:56,945
and that's if
you're lucky.
596
00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:58,534
That's too late,
597
00:31:58,708 --> 00:31:59,664
and the journey
would Kill him.
598
00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:00,949
I'm sorry, Mrs. Durrell.
599
00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:04,210
It is this, or
the worst will happen.
600
00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,712
I'm very hopeful.
601
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:28,394
You know, they're probably
going to want money from us.
602
00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:30,027
Well, for Larry's operation.
603
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,064
We're going to have to get jobs,
aren't we?
604
00:32:32,241 --> 00:32:33,481
Really?
605
00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:35,984
Whoa!
606
00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:37,618
Oh, God, it's Max.
607
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,577
Whoa-pa.
608
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:43,124
What must I do?
609
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:44,625
Oh, yes, try and look thin.
610
00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:50,674
Our driver heard from another
driver that Larry's sick.
611
00:32:50,843 --> 00:32:51,708
You can't go in.
612
00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:53,342
They're cutting him open.
613
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,551
Poor Larry.
614
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:01,764
Hello, Margo.
615
00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:05,680
Hello, Donald.
616
00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:07,769
Oh, hello, Margo.
617
00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:11,528
I, I'm sorry about Larry.
618
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:26,474
Larry is as well as can
be expected, darling.
619
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,287
Hello, Larry.
620
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:48,833
He won't be out of the
anesthetic for a while.
621
00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:07,886
Whatever happens,
thank you.
622
00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:10,646
Anybody would have done
the same.
623
00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:13,437
No, they wouldn't.
624
00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:20,945
I, uh... better go
and check on the patient.
625
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,359
If you'll excuse me,
626
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:25,404
I had to rush off,
leaving my pig only half fed.
627
00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:26,412
Hates that.
628
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:30,124
Do drop by
and see me.
629
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,285
I will.
630
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:33,578
I'd like that.
631
00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:35,838
I play the accordion, you know.
632
00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:38,750
Is that a threat?
633
00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:49,389
Are you
in a good mood?
634
00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,180
What have you done?
635
00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:53,314
Well, I went to Mama Kondos
to take the wrong puppy back,
636
00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:54,940
and she was burying all
the other puppies alive.
637
00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:56,852
Oh, no.
638
00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:58,519
So I saved them
just in time.
639
00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:00,439
She's nice, but that was
a terrible thing.
640
00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:03,574
Well, they do things
differently here, Gerry.
641
00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:05,109
I had to take them
all away.
642
00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:06,824
So now we have to keep
all six puppies.
643
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:09,910
Well...
644
00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:11,165
All right, you can keep two.
645
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:12,200
Thank you!
646
00:36:12,378 --> 00:36:13,664
But you have to find homes
for the others.
647
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:14,703
Spiro's having one.
648
00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:18,340
No, I'm in charge
of my house.
649
00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:20,750
And animals are
for the farm only,
650
00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:22,134
and the dinner table.
651
00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:24,546
Not dogs, we don't eat dogs.
652
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,261
Except hot dogs.
653
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:29,718
Oh.
654
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,437
You know, it's all my fault.
655
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,727
I sent Larry off with a gun
and a hangover.
656
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:42,364
When will I learn just
to enjoy their company?
657
00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:46,738
Mrs. Durrells,
658
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:47,948
you are
the perfect mother.
659
00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:50,033
Thank you, Spiro.
660
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,290
No bullshit.
661
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,292
I'll have to drive my car.
662
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:56,920
I'll be back soons.
663
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:12,351
Kalimera!
664
00:37:12,521 --> 00:37:13,135
Kalimera!
665
00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,270
Kalimera ipa!
666
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,521
Kalimera!
667
00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:19,396
They are good people!
668
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:26,608
Oh, come on, Larry,
say something.
669
00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:29,278
You always say something.
670
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:54,514
So, Larry, how's tricks?
671
00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:55,520
Shh.
672
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:08,408
Tell him to stop shouting.
673
00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:16,325
Oh, thank you.
674
00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:19,620
Does this tea have some sort
of special root in it?
675
00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,583
No, normal tea.
676
00:38:21,757 --> 00:38:23,168
And biscuits.
677
00:38:25,886 --> 00:38:29,095
All right, perhaps there's a bit
of me that misses England.
678
00:38:30,516 --> 00:38:32,757
Oh, there's a man
in Corfu Town
679
00:38:32,935 --> 00:38:35,267
who knows a woman who can get
Ovaltine, if you want any.
680
00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:38,305
No, thank you.
681
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:41,315
When I'm in a foreign country,
I only like to eat local food.
682
00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:55,162
Signomi, pater, signomi.
683
00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:57,907
Mrs. Durrells,
684
00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:00,793
I went to the bank,
and got your money.
685
00:39:00,963 --> 00:39:02,169
Oh.
686
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,922
Thank you, Spiro.
687
00:39:04,091 --> 00:39:07,300
You are so good to me,
to all of us.
688
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,427
You're English,
my favorite peoples.
689
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:11,133
You didn't shout
at the bank clerk, did you?
690
00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:12,297
Why would I shout
at him?
691
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,386
Well, you do shout
at people, Spiro.
692
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,641
What?
693
00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:19,853
Champagne, Spiro?
694
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,185
Sure.
695
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:28,188
Larry.
696
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,858
Larry, our money's arrived.
697
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:32,617
But it's yours.
698
00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:35,654
For your short story.
699
00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:36,912
Well done.
700
00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:43,961
I'm a proper writer.
701
00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:15,569
I have some advice.
702
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:18,579
Oh, God,
not you, too, Gerry.
703
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:19,739
Sorry, I have to.
704
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:20,873
Mom said.
705
00:40:21,043 --> 00:40:23,831
I've been thinking
about this,
706
00:40:24,004 --> 00:40:26,291
and the black widow spider
shakes its bottom
707
00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:28,547
to attract its chosen mate.
708
00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:31,800
So perhaps you could
do that to Max?
709
00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:37,803
Are you going to do it?
710
00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:39,718
No, Gerry.
711
00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:44,431
In fact...
712
00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:47,100
I'm giving up on love forever!
713
00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:04,041
Welcome.
714
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:07,374
Larry's woken up.
715
00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:08,379
He's on the mend.
716
00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:11,416
Oh, I'm so glad.
717
00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:13,255
Getting the taste
for it now.
718
00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:14,715
Think I'm ready
for some brain surgery.
719
00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:18,138
I, uh...
720
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,971
I realize I don't know
anything about you.
721
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:23,887
Oh, you know us
Scandinavians.
722
00:41:24,064 --> 00:41:26,146
We like to be
a little enigmatic.
723
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:30,105
What brings you to Corfu?
724
00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:31,735
The same as you,
no doubt.
725
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:33,738
Lure of an ancient
civilization,
726
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,319
land of Homer.
727
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,450
And you can't really take
your shirt off in Stockholm
728
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:38,485
without getting frostbite.
729
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:40,278
No, no.
730
00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:42,163
I had the same problem
in Bournemouth.
731
00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:46,667
Um, is there a Mrs. Sven?
732
00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:48,999
No.
733
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:50,038
Is there a Mr. Durrell?
734
00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:54,005
No, no.
735
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:55,134
Not anymore.
736
00:41:57,723 --> 00:41:59,964
Uh, I didn't want
to offend you,
737
00:42:00,142 --> 00:42:03,351
and I also didn't want
to assume, but I...
738
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,057
I must pay you
for Larry's operation.
739
00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:06,596
And I'm not sure, um,
how much...
740
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:10,233
No, you just
spoiled it all.
741
00:42:39,848 --> 00:42:42,135
Oh, Margo.
742
00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:46,969
It's not easy, is it?
743
00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:09,917
Zito pou hathikame,
ande grigora!
744
00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:20,462
Ow!
745
00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:21,674
Sorry, sorry.
746
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:23,260
Viamenos!
747
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:24,265
Sorry.
748
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:47,868
No, take them away.
749
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,999
I did not survive
a major operation
750
00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:51,034
carried out by hobbyists
751
00:43:51,211 --> 00:43:53,202
just to eat more kumquats.
752
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:54,495
They're very plentiful,
actually.
753
00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:57,256
You know you can live
quite nicely
754
00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:59,337
just from what you find
in hedgerows.
755
00:43:59,511 --> 00:44:00,592
Why are they putting
756
00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:01,844
the table in the sea?
757
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:03,220
To keep us cool.
758
00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:04,221
It was Leslie's idea.
759
00:44:04,391 --> 00:44:05,552
He doesn't have many,
760
00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,512
so please be kind
about this one.
761
00:44:07,686 --> 00:44:10,428
So aren't you going
to thank me?
762
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:12,563
Well, where do I start?
763
00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:13,814
I mean, there's so much!
764
00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:15,691
For giving you
my story money.
765
00:44:15,861 --> 00:44:17,772
I don't think your pension's
going to arrive anytime soon,
766
00:44:17,946 --> 00:44:19,277
so you'll be sponging
off me forever,
767
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:21,359
now I'm a professional author.
768
00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:25,952
Use your powers for good,
won't you?
769
00:44:26,121 --> 00:44:27,577
Don't be one of those
awful writers
770
00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:29,238
who pokes fun
at his family.
771
00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:30,872
Oh, don't worry.
772
00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:34,001
I'll be too busy writing
about sex.
773
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:35,411
Artists like me need to live
774
00:44:35,589 --> 00:44:38,126
outside the normal rules
of society.
775
00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:43,011
Which, in practice,
means getting drunk.
776
00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:44,762
Alot.
777
00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:47,473
Where are you going?
778
00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:50,431
Come back!
779
00:44:50,604 --> 00:44:51,639
Wheel me!
780
00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:53,054
Can't get
your wound wet!
781
00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:54,643
You have to stay
on the beach.
782
00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:56,182
What? No!
783
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,225
Is the tide coming in?
784
00:44:57,403 --> 00:44:58,985
No.
785
00:44:59,154 --> 00:45:00,736
It's the Mediterranean,
it's only a small one.
786
00:45:00,906 --> 00:45:01,987
And I checked,
it's going out.
787
00:45:02,157 --> 00:45:03,363
I'm lonely!
788
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:09,032
Lugaretzia, would you please
789
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:10,867
pass the, um...
790
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:11,997
the strange fruit?
791
00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:15,038
Oh, Lugaretzia,
792
00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:16,623
you can't ignore Gerry
forever,
793
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:17,912
particularly as you're
still ignoring Larry.
794
00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:20,081
He shout at my auntie.
795
00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:21,374
She's got a point.
796
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:23,759
She was being cruel.
797
00:45:23,929 --> 00:45:25,135
Look, we mustn't criticize
798
00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:26,636
other people's customs
and traditions.
799
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,468
We can if they do
horrible things.
800
00:45:28,642 --> 00:45:30,132
Kolopetho!
801
00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:32,517
Kolopetho!
802
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:33,348
What's he shouting?
803
00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:34,637
Arsehole.
804
00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:35,395
What?
805
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:36,681
Lugaretzia taught him it.
806
00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:38,270
She told him
it means "hello."
807
00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:41,027
Ahoy there!
808
00:45:42,322 --> 00:45:44,154
We are leaving!
809
00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:45,485
Where are you going?
810
00:45:45,659 --> 00:45:47,195
Don't know!
811
00:45:47,369 --> 00:45:49,861
That way!
812
00:45:50,038 --> 00:45:52,746
Get better, Larry!
813
00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:54,372
Goodbye, Margo!
814
00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:57,326
Goodbye, Margo!
815
00:45:57,504 --> 00:45:58,790
Aren't you going
to say goodbye?
816
00:45:58,964 --> 00:46:01,831
Margo!
817
00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:03,625
Come on board
for a drink.
818
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:06,169
Go on then,
give me your advice.
819
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:07,006
Never again.
820
00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:07,841
Oh, never again,
darling.
821
00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,050
- Never again.
- No!
822
00:46:09,224 --> 00:46:11,636
Come on, Margo!
823
00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:12,675
Come on!
824
00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:14,969
What are you waiting for?
825
00:46:15,147 --> 00:46:15,978
I'm coming!
826
00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:28,653
Keep going!
827
00:46:28,827 --> 00:46:31,819
Keep going, Margo, swim!
828
00:46:37,711 --> 00:46:39,122
The tide is rising, you know.
829
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:40,457
No, it isn't.
830
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:42,042
No, it is.
831
00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:45,587
Oh, yeah, it is, actually.
832
00:46:45,761 --> 00:46:46,592
Come on.
833
00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:47,627
Ah-oop!
834
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:50,838
Welcome on board.
835
00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:54,099
Young love.
836
00:46:54,269 --> 00:46:55,851
What about old love?
837
00:46:56,021 --> 00:47:00,265
If you mean me, I'm not old,
and don't start that again.
838
00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:01,853
Come on, you
and the flying Finn?
839
00:47:02,027 --> 00:47:02,892
He's from Sweden.
840
00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:04,481
It's the same thing.
841
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:06,771
I know naked lust
when it's in the room.
842
00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:08,656
You are an idiot.
843
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:10,362
See you later!
844
00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:11,617
Bye-bye!
845
00:47:13,413 --> 00:47:15,495
She is coming back,
isn't she?
846
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:16,576
Um...
847
00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:21,414
Margo!
848
00:47:21,588 --> 00:47:24,125
Darling, come back!
849
00:47:24,299 --> 00:47:25,835
He's not right for you!
850
00:47:26,009 --> 00:47:28,341
Margo!
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