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Terminal 2. OK. Got it.
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Heading there now.
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Change room's opposite the chemist.
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Flight VR724 to
Abu Dhabi is now departing gate 17.
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Hey!
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Slow down, mate.
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Oi!
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Stop right now!
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There you go, my friend.
Get yourself a feed.
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Hey!
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Auckland's landed now, AT12.
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And RE52's landed.
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Scan for unattended luggage,
gates 12 to 17.
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Copy that.
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- Can't see anything, Ziv.
- We have a Code Bravo, over.
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Need you in International.
Ziv's hit the panic button.
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International?
Yep, I'm heading there now.
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Stop right now!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Mate, we got this.
- Er, give me a minute, will you, Ziv?
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It's OK, it's OK, it's OK.
Just breathe.
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That's the way.
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Um...you speak English?
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- Jugete perdido.
- Perdido.
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Ask him for his passport
and his boarding pass.
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Hold on a minute, mate.
I think he's lost.
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Perdido?
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No estoy perdido. Mi hermana
perdio su conejo de juguete.
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Mate, this is a security issue,
not a language lesson.
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Ah! Er, donde?
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- Creo que en el cafe.
- El cafe?
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Er, about 30 minutes ago.
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You know, it's at least three
hours before anything arrives here.
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Yeah, but...
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Also, you still haven't returned
my noise-cancelling headphones.
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Yeah, hang up.
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Tobias, I can't right now, man.
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The Buenos Aires flight today
is causing chaos. It's crazy.
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- Can you try the parents' room?
- Dude, are you serious?
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The Shanghai flight's been circling
for, like, 30 minutes
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because of you.
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But... Hang on, hang on.
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There you are.
Person of interest located.
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Cleaner's trolley outside the prayer
room with a broom up its arse.
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You're welcome.
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Hey! What are you doing?
Don't touch my trolley!
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Long story, Connie!
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I'll get rid of these.
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Johnny, Johnny,
I need to get through.
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- Through the scanner, please.
- No, he's fine.
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Flight AT37 to Buenos
Aires is now closing.
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Please make your way
to Gate 26 immediately.
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Here they are. Don’t worry.
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Hurry! Hurry!
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What the hell were you thinking?
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- Bunny!
- The plane was going to leave.
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Buenos Aires can’t wait much longer.
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And if the plane had left?
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Let’s go.
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Flight AT37 to Buenos Aires
is now closed.
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Excuse me?
Where can I fill my water bottle?
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Um, there's a tap
right through there.
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Thanks.
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- Yes, sir?
- My wife needs a wheelchair.
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# Some glad morning
when this life is o'er
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# I'll fly away
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# To a home on God's celestial shore
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# I'll fly away... #
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You rebooking our flights?
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I said,
are you rebooking our flights?
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I'm very happy to once I receive
your assistance dog paperwork.
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Isn't that discrimination?
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No, that's the law.
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You know, Mr Collins would've
easily fit under the seat in front.
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If his legs were amputated.
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Now that...
that is not very Christian of you.
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I take it
you haven't read Leviticus, then?
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Ah.
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Is she your wife? She's pretty.
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What does she do?
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She, um...
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She works in youth services.
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So there's absolutely no one
who can look after Mr Collins
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while you go on holiday?
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The holiday is for Mr Collins.
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Yeah, of course it's for Mr Collins.
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- Knock, knock.
- Rog.
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I'm just saying my farewells.
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I feel like a scapegoat, mate.
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I mean, how is one terminal manager
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responsible
for airport rankings crashing?
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But hey, you know,
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you gotta let the ceiling fall in,
or whatever it needs to do.
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Well, at least you get to spend
more time at home with the family.
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Oh, there's the last place
I want to be.
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Three adult kids living at home and
a wife who's either hot or angry.
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Yeah. Time's up, boomers.
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Um, listen, mate,
I gave you pretty free rein,
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but the new TM, um,
Mira something-or-other,
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she might interpret
some of your pastoral care as...
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..crossing the line.
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One hundred percent.
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Optics on this, not great.
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Yep.
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Um, sorry, Rog. DBA.
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Yeah, I'll see you at the send-off.
There's a bar tab at O'Leary's.
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Yeah? Cool.
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Now, don't touch anything.
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Yep, be right with you.
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Shaolong and Alex Zhang,
father and son,
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both Australian citizens
coming home on AT56 from Shanghai.
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The deceased is in his mid-60s.
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And the plane's been delayed
so crew members,
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some of them are quite distressed.
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At work. I can't talk.
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The cooking time...the cooking time
was from frozen. Mum!
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If I come home
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and the frickin' oven is looking
like something from Pompeii,
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I will take the TV remote off you
for a year.
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If I evict my mum,
do you think I'll go to hell?
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No.
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But she'll probably claim
elder abuse.
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She totally will!
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Viv, use your knees.
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Jack, outside!
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Z-H-A-N-G. Zhang.
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No, I can't hear you, Chap. I can't.
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Nuala, I said belt cinque.
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We have a dead body on arrival.
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I need to get the son
through customs fast.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool.
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You know that Roger the Dodger still
hasn't fixed my fan, don't you?
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- Roger's been made redundant.
- Well, thank fucking Christ for that.
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I'm not sure Christ
was on the executive committee, Lex.
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- Can you isolate their bags for me?
- No, I can't do that, Chap.
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Sergei's just done his back.
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And you know that Barney crashed...
There's bags all over the tarmac.
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Sorry, Lex, can't hear you.
I'll text you through the details.
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No, no, no, don't. Don't...
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Yes, Chaplain. No, Chaplain.
Two bloody bags, Chaplain.
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Not there! No! No, no, no!
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No, no,
we need them both to bid
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so just keep Wilson Street
on the lowdown.
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Alex?
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Call me back
if they're not going to play ball.
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Tobias Wallace, airport chaplain.
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Please accept my condolences
for your father's death.
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I'm here to help
in any way that I can.
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Right.
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Now, once the coroner
has given us clearance,
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Mr Zhang will need to be transported
to a funeral home.
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I don't suppose you have one in mind?
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- Oh, um...
- No, no. That's OK.
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I can help arrange that if you like.
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Er, sorry. Work.
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Were you and your father close?
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Not really.
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Were you in Shanghai on holiday
or...?
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Work trip. Family business.
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Would you like me to say a prayer
for him?
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- We're Buddhist.
- Not a problem.
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Namo Ratna Trayaya.
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- Namah Arya Avalokites...
- Is that your first language?
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Um, well, no, it's... I mean, it's...
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Sorry, mate.
The flight was circling for ages.
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The plane to Buenos Aires
couldn't leave, apparently.
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You'd think they'd prioritise
a medical emergency.
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No. No, not at this stage.
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Yeah.
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Mm-hm.
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Yep. Yep, just speak to Mahoud.
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Hey, can you look into something
for me?
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Hey. Oh, you dropped it.
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The manifest for AT56 from Shanghai.
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Yep. I just want to ascertain
the time of death.
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No, I'm not authorised.
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OK, thanks.
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- Hey, Tobias.
- Hey, Johnny.
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Er, this old Bulgarian fella
had them in his hand luggage.
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Says he needs to take them
for his prostate, so...
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My prostate is terrific,
thanks, Johnny.
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Anyway, aren't we supposed
to destroy confiscated items?
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Er, yeah, but outgoing
isn't a biosecurity risk.
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Mr Collins is not a biosecurity risk
so why wasn't he let through?
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Hm?
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Right, I have a quote here
for animal freight,
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not including the crate, for $2,467.
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Two thousand...
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How am I supposed to afford that,
huh?
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I'm on unpaid stress leave.
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Well, we're down to two options,
Nino.
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Either you and Mr Collins go home
or Mr Collins goes in the hold.
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Why is he called Mr Collins?
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After my dad.
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Gave him to me.
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Right before he died of cancer.
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Sorry. Sorry, man.
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Look, I might be able to help you
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with the crate.
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Sami?
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Yep, OK. No, no.
I'll be right with you.
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Oh... Take...
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Can I have a prune?
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Sure. Yeah.
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Sami.
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What's up?
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Well, busy day for the prayer room,
as you can see.
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Hey, so this new TM wants us
to report all security incidents
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and any terminal disruptions
directly to her.
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- Right?
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
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I think she's been briefed
to be hypervigilant
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after Roger's hedge trimmer incident
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lost us
the Continental Air contract.
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Anyhoos, um, I have noticed that you
actually breached the security...
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Sorry.
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Sami, can you bring up carousel five?
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Who's that?
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- Alex Zhang. Sorry.
- Wait, Tobias...there's the breach.
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Kills me.
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No, the body shouldn't
go to the funeral home.
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Well, his son made a mistake.
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Well, because he was in shock.
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Yeah.
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Well, I know it's not protocol,
but it's cultural tradition.
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Yeah, he's with me now.
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Airport chaplain.
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Thank you.
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Do you want me to...?
Oh, no, mate.
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I'd lose my mother as well if she
heard you butchering the Abhidhamma.
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Thank you.
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- O genki desu ka?
- O genki desu ka?
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- How are you?
- How are you?
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- O genki desu ka?
- O genki desu ka?
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How are you?
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- Are you OK?
- Are you OK?
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- Daijoubu desu ka?
- Daijoubu desu ka?
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- Are you OK?
- Are you OK?
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- Toire wa dokodesu ka?
- Toire wa dokodesu ka?
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- Where is the toilet?
- Where is the toilet?
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Hi. It's, um...
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Um, just wanted to see how you are.
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Um, no need to call me back unless...
unless you want to.
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Um...
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OK. Bye.
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Oh, it's Dad.
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Dear Lord, I'm ever grateful
for your grace and mercy.
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Forgive me my failings.
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And watch over my colleagues
and my family.
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Amen.
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That's what happens
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when the public service
stops being accountable.
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Coming up, we have Sian Collins
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talking about
her tax-free commission
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for the South Australian...
255
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:35,360
for the South Australian...
256
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,400
What's the scoop
on the new TM then?
257
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,960
Apparently,
when she was at Hong Kong airport,
258
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,840
she replaced the cleaning staff
with robots.
259
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,400
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
260
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,080
One more. Jeez!
261
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,720
You know, they did that same thing
in Denver.
262
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,520
- They used, um, robot cranes.
- Oh, really?
263
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,120
How did it turn out?
264
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,560
Turned into a fucking horror movie,
is how it turned out.
265
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,440
Morning, Lex. Morning, Connie.
266
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,600
You're in for footy tipping
this year?
267
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,400
Absolutely, Connie. Count me in.
268
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,560
Come on the Pies!
269
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,280
You need to do something
about that prayer room.
270
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,760
People get aggressive
when they can't pray.
271
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,880
- Yeah, I know, I do.
- Yeah? Who do you pray to?
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00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,800
The god of the air.
The god of the sea.
273
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The god of the ciggy.
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00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,280
Oh!
275
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,440
Oh, fuck!
276
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:54,520
Oh, my God! You will not
believe what I just saw!
277
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,600
Oat milk, two sugar.
278
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,520
You got a tub for dog stuff?
279
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:12,760
Row C. Canine.
Third tub on the left.
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00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,560
The other left.
281
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,560
Come on! Come, come.
282
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,640
Good boy! Who's a good boy? Come on!
283
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,960
Good boy! Who's a good boy?
284
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,280
OK, you're off to Cairns.
Beautiful this time of year.
285
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,880
We're actually going
to Port Douglas.
286
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,000
Oh, nice! You getting the bus up?
287
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,520
Nah. My dad's picking us up
from the airport.
288
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,840
I'll catch you, T.
289
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,120
Come, come!
290
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:57,040
That's not carry on. That won't fit.
291
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,080
Come, come!
292
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,440
OK.
293
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,400
- TM's not giving up.
- Good luck.
294
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,720
Next, please.
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00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,360
Come on in. Toby, right?
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00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,840
- Mira Ansari-Cole.
- Tobias Wallace, airport chaplain.
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00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,760
Lovely to meet you, Mira.
298
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,880
Oh.
299
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,800
That's so tacky, isn't it?
300
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,760
I think the cleaner left it for me.
301
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,800
You're a hard man to catch.
302
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,480
Yes. I'm sorry about yesterday.
303
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,240
I had some rather pressing
pastoral care duties.
304
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,160
Yes, the dead body on arrival.
305
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,640
Thankfully, not a death
in Australian airspace.
306
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,840
- It wasn't?
- No.
307
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,760
Mr Zhang died
an hour out of Shanghai
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00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,360
- according to the flight manifest.
- Oh, that's great.
309
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,400
I mean...
310
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,320
..it's not great, obviously,
but, er...
311
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,720
How would you describe
your role here, Tobias?
312
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,280
Oh, well, er,
a pretty broad-ranging,
313
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:20,840
but primarily providing emotional,
spiritual, and practical support
314
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,640
for passengers but also for staff.
315
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,520
I mean, if you, for example, ever...
were ever in need of a...
316
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,560
Thank you.
317
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,000
Sorry, are you a Christian chaplain?
318
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:34,920
I do have a personal faith, yes,
but the job is all faith inclusive.
319
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:35,960
Right.
320
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,240
Look, moving forward, I would love
for you to submit a daily report.
321
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,360
I don't think you'd
like to read every detail of my day.
322
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,640
The devil is in the detail,
is it not, Tobias?
323
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,600
Ah, well, there is some contention
324
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,600
over where exactly the devil resides.
325
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,200
What happened yesterday
was a serious security breach.
326
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,560
Er, that is a stuffed toy.
327
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,200
There could have been a knife
inside it.
328
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,520
A bomb.
329
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,520
That stuffed toy could have caused
an international incident.
330
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,600
But it didn't.
331
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:42,720
Sorry, I have to take this.
332
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,760
Yeah?
333
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,480
I need you to come
to the prayer room now.
334
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,880
Someone has locked themselves
in there.
335
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,440
- Come now!
- Yeah, OK. No, I'll be right there.
336
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,520
- Emergency.
- I'll call the AFP.
337
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:59,200
Oh, no, it's more of a spiritual
emergency. Chaplain's remit.
338
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,840
- Connie?
- She's stolen personal property.
339
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,440
Hi.
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00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,120
I'm Tobias, the airport chaplain.
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00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,160
I'm here to help you.
342
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,160
It's OK, really.
No one's gonna hurt you.
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00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,520
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