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Episode 1 ‹ Series 1 ‹ The Young Offenderswindow.ezstandalone = window.ezstandalone || {}; ezstandalone.cmd = ezstandalone.cmd || []; very strong language0:00:020:00:07How much is all this worth anyway?0:00:090:00:10I don't know. Like, ten...0:00:100:00:12..seven... This one's probably about fucking 20 or something.0:00:120:00:15We could be looking at making, like, 50 quid, like.0:00:150:00:17Oh, boy, that's class. New pair of shoes, boy.0:00:170:00:20-We could get so much with this. -Yeah!-What are you getting?0:00:200:00:22See, I've seen a fuckin', erm, a big blow-up doll in, erm...0:00:220:00:25..in the shop. It's, like, this woman, right?0:00:250:00:28And she's got, like, long, curly blonde hair0:00:280:00:30and when you squeeze her tits0:00:300:00:32she goes, "Ooh!"0:00:320:00:34What does she go? Do it again?0:00:340:00:36She'll go...0:00:360:00:38"Ooh!"0:00:380:00:40When you squeeze her arse as well, she'll go0:00:400:00:43"Ooh!"0:00:430:00:45I would call mine Sapphire.0:00:450:00:48I'd call mine Reuben.0:00:480:00:50That's a guy's name, though.0:00:530:00:55-No, it's not, is it?-Yeah, Reuben.0:00:550:00:57Yeah, that's a guy's name.0:00:570:00:59Reuben...0:01:000:01:01Reuben. Reuben!0:01:040:01:07-Yeah, see?-Reuben... Oh, yeah.0:01:070:01:09Shit.0:01:090:01:11Fuck.0:01:110:01:12"Ooh!"0:01:120:01:14"Sapphire, ooh!"0:01:140:01:16That handsome-lookin' fella there is me, Conor MacSweeney.0:01:170:01:21-"Ooh!" -And that's me best pal, Jock.0:01:210:01:24Everyone's always going on about me trying to be just like him.0:01:240:01:27What a load of bullshit!0:01:270:01:29Yeah, we have similar haircuts, but that's just the fashion.0:01:290:01:32Aside from that, we have our own individual shit goin' on.0:01:320:01:35Jock's the kind of fella who'd do anything for a friend.0:01:440:01:47Like that time I bumped into Billy Murphy...0:01:470:01:49Hi, how's it goin'?0:01:490:01:50..and he wanted to borrow me phone.0:01:500:01:52Give me yer fuckin' phone!0:01:520:01:54HE GIGGLES0:01:550:01:58He's the local nut job.0:01:580:02:00Jock found this site on the internet0:02:000:02:01where ya can send them photos of someone0:02:010:02:03and they'd send ya back a mask of their face.0:02:030:02:05All right, Billy?0:02:050:02:07He then stole a bike from outside the Garda station0:02:110:02:14which belonged to Sergeant Healy.0:02:140:02:17When they went lookin' for Healy's bike in Billy's gaff,0:02:170:02:19they found hash plants instead. Shitloads of them.0:02:190:02:22-Ya cunt! I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya. -Shut the fuck up!0:02:220:02:25Do you like that? Do you like that?0:02:250:02:27-Go on, get your tongue up me hole, prick.-Shut up!-Come on!0:02:270:02:30Come on, Healy, you'd like that, wouldn't ya?0:02:300:02:32And that was the end of me getting mugged.0:02:320:02:34Get into the fucking car!0:02:360:02:38It turned into a bit of a cat-and-mouse game0:02:410:02:42between Healy and Jock after that.0:02:420:02:44-And, you know...-Thank you!0:02:460:02:48Healy!0:02:500:02:51And here we are, minding our own business when...0:02:550:02:58There's two young fellas up on the roof stealing my lead.0:02:580:03:03All right, boy?0:03:030:03:05What the fuck are you doing?0:03:060:03:08Up there.0:03:080:03:09Fuckin' idiots.0:03:110:03:12Quick, put that on.0:03:160:03:17This is a girl's mask.0:03:190:03:20It's all they had in the Halloween shop.0:03:200:03:22-They only had one mask in the Halloween shop?-Yeah.0:03:220:03:25Wait, look!0:03:350:03:36Don't move!0:03:390:03:41Hey!0:03:410:03:42Whoa!0:03:480:03:50-What are we gonna do? -We can make that.0:03:500:03:53No, we can't! I've got short legs0:03:530:03:55and definitely not with these bags of lead.0:03:550:03:58I'll hold yer hand.0:03:580:03:59-Fuck off.-Come on, that way if you don't make it, I can pull you up.0:03:590:04:03What choice do we have?0:04:030:04:06Fuck it. All right.0:04:060:04:07On three?0:04:090:04:10BOTH: One...0:04:110:04:13Two...0:04:130:04:15Three!0:04:150:04:17AARGH!0:04:170:04:19A-aargh!0:04:240:04:26Let go of my fuckin' hand!0:04:330:04:35Right, come on.0:04:440:04:46Principal Walsh's daughters.0:04:470:04:49Fuck!0:04:490:04:50-Did they see our faces? -I don't know.0:04:530:04:56-Fuck it! Come on!-Shit!0:04:560:04:57Jock's become a bit of a legend around Cork city.0:05:010:05:04No-one knows it's him behind the mask. They just call him...0:05:040:05:07..Fake Billy.0:05:070:05:08All right, Fake Billy?0:05:080:05:10-Who's the girlfriend? -I'm not his girlfriend!0:05:100:05:14-Fuck you!-Fuckin' langers!0:05:140:05:17Oh, fuck! Fuck, shit...0:05:240:05:26Will you fuckin' hurry up?0:05:280:05:29You try doin' this on a racer!0:05:290:05:32Jock, wait up!0:05:330:05:35-What is it?-This lead is killin' me. I'm gettin' rid of it.0:05:360:05:39Yeah, good idea, I left mine in the dumpster.0:05:390:05:42Come on!0:05:420:05:44This is the English Market in the centre of the city.0:05:480:05:52And that's me mam.0:05:520:05:53She works as a fishmonger.0:05:530:05:54Mam had me when she was 16,0:05:540:05:56which was old for our neighbourhood.0:05:560:05:58The market is a lovely place for a bike ride0:05:580:06:00if you ever get the chance.0:06:000:06:01Sorry! Coming through!0:06:010:06:03'Scuse me!0:06:060:06:08-Sorry!-Fuck me!-You all right?0:06:100:06:13Sorry about that!0:06:140:06:16'Scuse me, coming through. Sorry! Sorry, like.0:06:160:06:19Mam has fuck-all going for her.0:06:300:06:31I mean, I'm pretty much her pride and joy.0:06:310:06:33Little fuckin' knacker.0:06:330:06:35Why is there always some dickhead0:06:350:06:37painting something when you're in a hurry?0:06:370:06:38Move, move, move!0:06:380:06:40My good paint! Jesus!0:06:430:06:46What the fuck's wrong with yous?0:06:460:06:48Just keep rubbing it fast. I can see it coming off slowly.0:06:530:06:57-I gotta get home for dinner. Mam's gonna kill me.-Not like this.0:06:570:07:01Every guard in the city's looking0:07:010:07:02for two kids covered in this yellow shit.0:07:020:07:04What are we supposed to do so, go home naked?0:07:040:07:06There's a lot of mad fuckers in our neighbourhood0:07:160:07:18so you can get away with pretty much anything without being judged.0:07:180:07:22Well... Most of the time.0:07:220:07:23Gimme yer fuckin' wallets!0:07:540:07:56Do we look like we got wallets?0:07:570:08:00-Nah, go on.-See ya in school tomorrow, John-Paul.0:08:000:08:03Jock says stealin' is only really stealin'0:08:080:08:10when you rob somethin' people give a shit about.0:08:100:08:13And no-one gives a flyin' fuck about school uniforms.0:08:130:08:15We go to St Finan's Community School0:08:210:08:23which is the only school in the country0:08:230:08:25with a condom machine in the toilets.0:08:250:08:27And this is our beloved principal, Barry Walsh.0:08:270:08:30Your da's a prick!0:08:340:08:35Fuckin' Walsh's daughters...0:08:380:08:41Do you think they know it was us?0:08:410:08:43Nah...0:08:430:08:45-We'd have been arrested already if they did, like.-Yeah, that's true.0:08:450:08:49-BOTH:-Bollocks!0:08:510:08:52We're gonna have to use a carrot and a stick.0:08:530:08:55Where we going to get them?0:08:550:08:57No, ya tool, it's an expression.0:08:580:09:01We try and get them on our side by danglin' a carrot in front of them.0:09:010:09:05And if that doesn't work then we hit them with a stick.0:09:050:09:08Why?0:09:080:09:09Not a real carrot and not a real stick.0:09:090:09:12We're just gonna go over an' flirt with them0:09:140:09:16-and ask them to keep their mouths shut.-No!0:09:160:09:18I can't talk to them, boy. They're girls.0:09:200:09:22There's nothing to be scared of. Girls are just guys with tits.0:09:240:09:27Just do exactly what I do.0:09:270:09:29OK.0:09:290:09:31Just do exactly what you do.0:09:310:09:32-OK?-OK?0:09:320:09:34-Not now.-Not now.0:09:340:09:35-When we get up there...-Up there.0:09:350:09:37-You don't have to do it now. -..do it now.0:09:370:09:39-Stop!-Stop!0:09:390:09:41-Fuck off!-Fuck off!0:09:410:09:43-How's it goin'?-How's it goin'?0:09:480:09:50-Hi.-Would you look who it is?0:09:500:09:53Fake Billy and his girlfriend.0:09:530:09:55Shh! It's a secret.0:09:550:09:58I'm not his girlfriend.0:09:580:09:59Relax, babe.0:09:590:10:01-Who knows?-Him.0:10:040:10:06-Him.-Me. Me. Now the two of you. -Now the two of you.0:10:060:10:10Promise not to tell anyone?0:10:110:10:13-Depends. What's in it for us? -Come 'ere and I'll tell ya.0:10:130:10:17-What's that?-What's what?0:10:190:10:21That little spot there on your lip?0:10:210:10:22That's just my lip.0:10:220:10:24Is it on my lip now?0:10:250:10:26-Yeah, it is.-Is it, yeah?0:10:260:10:28You all right?0:10:320:10:33INTERNALLY: Just copy what Jack does...0:10:390:10:41Just copy...0:10:440:10:45What are you doin'?0:10:510:10:53I was lookin' over yer shoulder.0:10:530:10:54And I thought I saw somethin' but it's gone now, so...0:10:560:10:59-You're unreal at that. -You're not too bad yerself.0:11:040:11:07Where'd you get that from?0:11:070:11:08It's just practice, isn't it?0:11:080:11:10I used to use, like, a load of tongue when I was younger.0:11:100:11:12But you realise fast enough0:11:120:11:14-that that's not really the best method.-Yeah, I know.0:11:140:11:16You can never go with the washing machine. That just doesn't work.0:11:160:11:18Let's do that again.0:11:180:11:19What's, erm...0:11:220:11:23..what's it like being adopted?0:11:240:11:26I'm not adopted.0:11:260:11:27Hmm.0:11:270:11:28Is...? Er. OK.0:11:300:11:31-Er...-Why? What makes you think I am adopted?0:11:330:11:36No, like, I don't think you are, it's just...0:11:360:11:39..er...you look adopted.0:11:390:11:42How do I look adopted?0:11:420:11:45Your hair is, like...really...0:11:450:11:47..black.0:11:500:11:51Trying to say I'm black?0:11:510:11:53You're...you're black?0:11:530:11:55I didn't even notice.0:11:550:11:57-You didn't?-No.0:11:570:11:58Are you serious?0:11:580:11:59Oh, it's... You barely... Like, I see past pigment.0:11:590:12:04Can we change the subject?0:12:070:12:08Hi, sir.0:12:210:12:23I need to speak to you two in my office, now. Go.0:12:280:12:30See ya soon.0:12:320:12:34Go, will ya? Go!0:12:340:12:35I don't want you going near the two of them.0:12:370:12:39-BOTH:-Why?0:12:390:12:40-It's embarrassing, OK?-How is it embarrassing?0:12:400:12:43It's embarrassing for you? It's embarrassing for us.0:12:430:12:45We get picked on every day and you're just here making a scene?0:12:450:12:47I'm the principal of the school.0:12:470:12:48-Everyone's looking!-I'm your father, it's my school.0:12:480:12:52-I don't want you being with those two lads.-You're making a scene.0:12:520:12:54Look, I'll talk to you later on and you're in trouble.0:12:540:12:56-You're in big trouble.-Yeah. -See you for dinner, so.0:12:560:12:58-Right, that's it. You're both grounded as well.-I love you.0:12:580:13:01-Yeah, you're not going anywhere. -Bye.-See you at dinner!0:13:010:13:03This is the closest Healy has got to catching Jock0:13:090:13:11in a whole year of chasing him.0:13:110:13:13What a dickhead!0:13:130:13:15Your daughters are fine-looking girls, Principal Walsh.0:13:270:13:30You must be very proud.0:13:300:13:32They have nice clear skin, which is rare for our age.0:13:320:13:35Give me that!0:13:350:13:36Two masked teenagers from this school are wanted for robbery0:13:390:13:42and causing destruction of property in the city yesterday.0:13:420:13:45They fit your description.0:13:450:13:47-Imagine that.-Yeah, imagine. -Imagine that.-Imagine that.0:13:470:13:50Sorry, I don't understand what you mean, our description?0:13:500:13:53Well, one of them was tall, lanky, skinny, kind of goofy lookin'.0:13:530:13:58-The other one...-Small and fat.0:13:580:14:01Sort of ridiculous and slower. Much slower than the other one.0:14:010:14:04There's lots of people that look like us.0:14:040:14:06Our haircut, everyone copied us once we got our hair cut.0:14:060:14:09People are even trying to grow to look like us.0:14:090:14:11And shrink to look like us.0:14:110:14:13Where were you yesterday, both of you?0:14:140:14:16-Mm...-Not where you think we were, anyway.0:14:160:14:19-No.-Oh, yeah? Where were you?-Where?0:14:190:14:22With Con's mam.0:14:220:14:24With your mam? With your mam?0:14:240:14:27Yep.0:14:270:14:28This was gonna hurt.0:14:280:14:30Mam has only two gears -0:14:310:14:33and one of them is broken.0:14:330:14:35I'm just off the phone to your principal.0:14:350:14:36What trouble has this dickhead got you into this time?0:14:360:14:39What are you blaming him for?0:14:390:14:40Cos you'd jump off a building if he fuckin' told you to.0:14:400:14:43No, I wouldn't...0:14:430:14:45-Would you jump off a building?-No.0:14:450:14:48Stupid.0:14:480:14:49A-a-argh!0:14:520:14:54Did you not get me text?0:14:540:14:56"If anyone asks, me and Jock were with you. Nice one."0:14:560:14:59You for fuckin' real?0:14:590:15:00-They said you're wanted for stealing.-That's strange.0:15:000:15:05Definitely, I'd remember something like that.0:15:050:15:08We didn't. We didn't.0:15:080:15:10Where were you?0:15:100:15:11Just...just hanging out, like.0:15:110:15:13Well, he's bringing me into the fuckin' school tomorrow.0:15:130:15:15Tell him that we were with you0:15:150:15:17and it'll be fine, all right?0:15:170:15:19You're a fuckin' tit-wreck of a child, you know that?0:15:190:15:22I'd do what to a child?0:15:220:15:23What?!0:15:230:15:24I think you have smashing tits, Mairead.0:15:240:15:26Jesus, Jock, would you fuck off to your own house?0:15:260:15:30I was just complimenting...0:15:300:15:32-See you later, yeah?-Yeah, I'll call over to you after dinner.0:15:340:15:37Why are you always giving Jock such a hard time?0:15:420:15:45Cos he's a total fuck-up and you're trying to be just like him.0:15:450:15:49No, I'm not.0:15:490:15:50-You don't know what he's really like.-No?0:15:500:15:53Tell me, so. What's he really like?0:15:530:15:56He's...he's sound.0:15:590:16:01A laugh to be around. He's not like the other fellas in school.0:16:030:16:08He makes me feel...0:16:080:16:09..warm.0:16:120:16:13Are you gay? Is that what this is?0:16:150:16:18It's all right if you are. It would actually explain a lot.0:16:180:16:20No, Mam, I'm not gay.0:16:200:16:21But if I were, like, hypofarically... Hy...0:16:240:16:27-Hypothetically.-Hypothetically, if I were,0:16:270:16:31he'd be the guy I'd want to be gay with.0:16:310:16:34I actually just got a mental picture of...0:16:340:16:36-SHE LAUGHS -..Jock bumming you.0:16:360:16:39And it wasn't pretty!0:16:400:16:41You think Jock would be bumming me?0:16:410:16:44-I'd be bumming Jock!-No.0:16:440:16:46-If anyone's bumming anyone...-No!0:16:460:16:48No, Jock would be bumming you. You'd be his little bitch.0:16:480:16:51We'd take it in turns.0:16:510:16:52Oh, Jesus.0:16:540:16:55Your dad was just like that. He'd always have a laugh like that.0:16:550:16:58All we need to do is burn our uniforms0:17:080:17:10and nothin' will get traced back to us.0:17:100:17:12Me jumper's gone.0:17:120:17:14Who the fuck would take a school jumper covered in paint?0:17:140:17:17Whoo!0:17:170:17:18MUSIC: Peter And The Wolf by Prokofiev0:17:180:17:21CLANKING AND YELLING0:17:230:17:25Billy Murphy?! When the hell did he get out?0:17:310:17:35Not sure, but this could work out well for us.0:17:350:17:38We just let him wear that jumper round town.0:17:380:17:40The police will think it was him who did it.0:17:400:17:43What?0:17:430:17:44Mam stitched me name on the inside of that jumper.0:17:460:17:50Come on.0:17:500:17:51Hooo!0:17:540:17:55-All right, Billy. -HE LAUGHS0:17:550:17:58All right, Billy.0:17:580:18:00SMASHING, CAT YOWLS0:18:000:18:01All right, lads.0:18:010:18:03What the fuck do you want?0:18:030:18:05Nothin', just sayin' hi.0:18:080:18:10And I definitely don't want that jumper you're wearin'.0:18:100:18:13Why don't you want it?0:18:130:18:15-Is there something wrong with it? -No. Just don't want it.0:18:150:18:18It's not something I'd ever wear, like.0:18:180:18:19Well, maybe I'll make ya wear it.0:18:190:18:21There's no fuckin' way you would make me wear that thing.0:18:210:18:24If I want you to wear it, you're going to fuckin' wear it, all right?0:18:240:18:27Not a chance, boy!0:18:270:18:28That's it. You'll fuckin' wear it!0:18:280:18:30All right, all right, he'll wear it.0:18:300:18:33Won't you, Jock?0:18:340:18:35What?0:18:370:18:38I've changed my mind.0:18:410:18:43I thought you just said you were gonna make him wear it.0:18:430:18:46No. Now I'm the one who's gonna wear it, all right?0:18:460:18:50Great, cos I don't wanna wear it. It's a manky old thing.0:18:510:18:54If I want you to wear it, you're gonna fuckin' wear it, all right?0:18:540:18:57There's no way you'll ever get that jumper on him.0:18:580:19:01Look, I'm fuckin' sick shit of the two of ye, all right?0:19:010:19:04Give me your fags and your money0:19:040:19:05or I'll kick the livin' shit out of the pair of ye.0:19:050:19:07Come on!0:19:070:19:08You're lucky I didn't give you a fuckin' dig.0:19:130:19:15HE COUGHS AND GROANS0:19:180:19:20Tell your mam I was askin' for her, all right?0:19:240:19:26Hiya. How's it going?0:19:410:19:43You're from the fish stall in the market, yeah?0:19:460:19:49I'm the mackerel guy!0:19:490:19:50That's what you say when you're serving me.0:19:520:19:53I know who you are. What are you doing here?0:19:530:19:56Got to question a few scumbags about a robbery.0:19:560:19:58What about you?0:19:580:20:00My son is not a scumbag.0:20:000:20:02Fuck.0:20:050:20:06Thanks for coming in, Ms MacSweeney.0:20:140:20:16-Fifth time this year?-Fourth.-Oh.0:20:240:20:26So, Conor and Jock said they were with you on Wednesday.0:20:300:20:34That's correct. We went to the cinema.0:20:340:20:37What did you go and see?0:20:380:20:39One of the Batmans.0:20:420:20:43I don't know which one.0:20:450:20:47Don't ask me. I wasn't paying attention.0:20:470:20:50-Which one?-The second one.0:20:500:20:52Batman II.0:20:520:20:54What came out about 40 years ago, you know that, yeah?0:20:540:20:57Special screening.0:20:570:20:58-We saw the editor's cut.-Mm-hm.0:20:580:21:01What cinema did you go to?0:21:010:21:02ALL ANSWER DIFFERENTLY0:21:020:21:05Can we cut the bullshit, yeah?0:21:060:21:08Cut the bullshit?0:21:080:21:10I came here of my own free will to answer one simple fuckin' question.0:21:100:21:13Was my son Conor and his friend Jock with me on Wednesday?0:21:130:21:17And the answer's yes.0:21:170:21:19We went to see a film.0:21:190:21:20Me, Conor, Jock. Got popcorn.0:21:200:21:24End of fuckin' story.0:21:240:21:25Do you recognise this?0:21:390:21:41-The same...-One there.0:21:410:21:44One there.0:21:440:21:46Guards on patrol retrieved it0:21:460:21:47from a homeless fella seen wearing it around town.0:21:470:21:50Give us the jumper.0:21:500:21:51You're not fuckin' getting it!0:21:510:21:52Try it on.0:21:570:21:59It smells and it's dirty, like. I'm not putting this on.0:21:590:22:02Put the fuckin' thing on!0:22:020:22:03It's just my size. Can I keep it?0:22:090:22:11When it comes to delay tactics, I'm pretty much an expert.0:22:190:22:24I'll hold your head. You'll push your head out forward.0:22:240:22:26-All right, that's it!-Push.0:22:260:22:28Argh!0:22:290:22:31Well, you know what they say.0:22:400:22:42If the slipper fits,0:22:420:22:45you've found your glove.0:22:450:22:46What have you got there?0:22:530:22:54-MAIREAD:-Get off of him!0:22:570:22:59-Come on.-Hold his nose!0:22:590:23:00Hold his nose!0:23:000:23:02-Open your fuckin' mouth. -Don't open it, Con.0:23:020:23:04Swallow it.0:23:050:23:06GASPING FOR BREATH0:23:100:23:12I bet they're gonna do that good cop, dickhead cop thing.0:23:280:23:31Yeah, definitely.0:23:310:23:32Your mam'll be the good cop, the other two will be the dickheads.0:23:320:23:36You know I'd go to prison for you in the mornin' if you asked me to.0:23:360:23:40I'd do the same for you, but we're goin' to get through this.0:23:400:23:43I'm telling ya, the plan will work.0:23:430:23:45We stick with it.0:23:470:23:48Jock, we want to speak to Conor on his own for a minute.0:24:030:24:06No, I want Jock here.0:24:060:24:08-I'm goin' to advise him. -You mean intimidate?0:24:080:24:11-Intimate?-Not intimate, intimidate.0:24:110:24:15And you know exactly what I mean!0:24:150:24:17Not really. Which one was I doin' with your daughter yesterday?0:24:170:24:19That was intimate I think, not the other one.0:24:190:24:21Can we get on with this?0:24:210:24:22Conor, they have yer school jumper, they know it was you.0:24:280:24:31Sgt Healy has promised, if you tell the truth, he won't press charges.0:24:310:24:35What, so they can arrest Jock instead, is it?0:24:350:24:38People take home the wrong school jumper all the time.0:24:380:24:41Why do you think she felt the need to name tag it in the first place?0:24:410:24:44-We didn't do nothin'. -Why are you covering for him?0:24:440:24:47Do you really think he'd do the same for you?0:24:470:24:48He's like an addict, covering for his addiction.0:24:480:24:51-No, I'm not.-Yes, you are.0:24:510:24:53If Jock were a powder you'd be injecting him or snorting him.0:24:530:24:57So what if I was snorting him?0:24:570:24:58Better snortin' him than one of them other borin' pricks in my year.0:24:580:25:02Watch your language.0:25:020:25:03-What did I say?-You said prick. -Prick's not a bad word.0:25:030:25:07-Yes, it is.-Is prick a bad word?0:25:070:25:10Yes, it is, and stop saying it.0:25:110:25:13Shit and fuck are bad words, prick's just a bit of fun.0:25:130:25:15Prick is just as bad as shit and fuck.0:25:150:25:17You're not allowed say any of them!0:25:170:25:18What about cunt?0:25:180:25:19What?0:25:230:25:24Conor. Please, don't make me one of them single mothers0:25:240:25:28with a convicted son.0:25:280:25:29Youth Detention Centres are designed to help people like Jock,0:25:290:25:32but it won't suit a cute little fella like you.0:25:320:25:35Trust me.0:25:350:25:37You know what?0:25:370:25:38You all have it in for Jock.0:25:400:25:41Everyone does.0:25:430:25:44The only person that's on his side is me0:25:460:25:48and you're sayin' I should fuck him over.0:25:480:25:50He's so misjudged, like.0:25:540:25:55He doesn't have it easy,0:25:590:26:00but he doesn't bitch and moan about it like most people.0:26:000:26:03He rarely says nasty stuff about anyone.0:26:050:26:08And he's gonna be one of them fellas0:26:100:26:12who does something great with his life.0:26:120:26:14There's no way in hell I'd ever turn my back on him0:26:180:26:21so you can all fuck off.0:26:210:26:22All right, then.0:26:240:26:26You leave me with no choice.0:26:260:26:28Have you nothing to say for yourself?0:26:370:26:39-Yeah. You can suck my... -BELL RINGS0:26:390:26:42YELLING AND CHEERING0:26:480:26:51Get out of it, you little pricks!0:27:090:27:11Little scum.0:27:170:27:18I'm so sorry about the misunderstanding.0:27:280:27:30It's not me you should be apologising to.0:27:300:27:34Don't worry about it, Principal Walsh.0:27:340:27:36Everyone makes enormous mistakes sometimes.0:27:360:27:38Is there a fag machine inside there?0:27:590:28:01Not in the school.0:28:020:28:03Down at the corner, Mary's.0:28:030:28:06See ya.0:28:060:28:08-Prick.-Who said that?0:28:080:28:10Who said that?!0:28:100:28:11Told ya it would work.0:28:140:28:16I didn't say it wouldn't, I just said it was risky.0:28:160:28:18It's amazing what people will do for two bags of lead.0:28:180:28:21We can't do it until after GAA practice.0:28:210:28:23That's fine. Just make sure Conor and Jock0:28:230:28:25are with Principal Walsh when it happens.0:28:250:28:27We're from Northern Ireland.0:28:270:28:29How did you do them real tears?0:28:340:28:37I just taught about my dad dyin'.0:28:370:28:38Cool.0:28:380:28:40Everyone says I'm forever mimicking Jock, but that's a load of bollocks.0:28:560:29:00We're just best friends and we like the same shit.0:29:000:29:03Anyone who has a best friend would