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It's been a while since I've been somewhere like this.

Oh, this is kind of hard to believe.

This place is full of famous corporate executives

and world leaders.

You're only scratching the surface of the guest list.

There are plenty of corporate VIPs from high tech companies

invited here as well.

That means Ms. Pepper Potts of Stark International

would be considered a VIP too.

Guess so.

With that being the case,

is it really okay for us to be tagging along like this?

These conferences are far too boring to attend alone.

Besides, I thought you'd be glad to get out of the house

for a bit.

I know I am.

Yeah, I suppose I am too.

Even so.

Come on, you can't worry about a cure all the time

Hikaru?

I know, but--

Even someone as dense as Akira can manage to house it.

You need to learn to lighten up.

She's got a point Hikaru.

Besides Ed and Chris are right there with him.

It'll be fine.

Indeed.

An iron man is at his side as well.

Is that a good thing or bad?

Oh, didn't think of that.

All right, listen up.

Our resident nagger Pepper is basking under a tropical sun.

While the cat's away,

the mice can get up to some serious experiments.

It's science time, who's with me?

Now I'm worried.

That makes three of us.

Frenemies.

Okay everyone, this is it.

It's time to get our science on.

So let me get this straight.

Hikaru and Jessica get to visit a tropical island.

Meanwhile, we're stuck here being lab assistants.

Trust me, that conference is gonna be grade A boredom fuel.

Besides, I'm not the one who asked to perform this experiment.

Am I Chris?

Huh?

Well, I got it.

Give me a break.

Since when did you become so interested in science?

I'm not.

Who said anything about performing experiments?

All I wanted to do is make some of this.

Green tea and a Zuki B no-bake cheesecake.

Baking, science experiment, same thing.

So have you ever made something like this before?

Nope.

Okay, has anyone else?

Uh-uh, not me.

Well, if that's the case,

what's the chance of us succeeding?

The probability of a recipe being followed

and completed correctly on the first attempt is 67%.

In short, with those odds,

we can't be certain it'll turn out right.

Sounds like a plan I can't wait to be a part of.

Tony's right.

Let's just make it already.

Well, if it isn't Miss Virginia Potts,

I trust Mr. Stark is getting along well?

Indeed, too well for his own good, as usual.

You brought guests.

Yes.

We're executive assistants.

I'm Hikaru Akatsuki.

And I'm Jessica Shannon.

It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.

Akatsuki?

Are you the son of Dr. Nozomu Akatsuki?

Wait, you know my father?

I most certainly do.

Honestly, he's one of the scientists I respect the most.

He's helped me out quite a bit through the years.

That's so nice of you to say.

For you!

I'm going to whip you in the shade!

No, be secure!

Wait, I'm not done using my wimps yet!

It's almost time for the next phase.

Has anybody seen Joel?

Now that you mention it,

I haven't seen him around anywhere.

I assume everything is going as planned.

Yes, sir. Smooth as silk.

This should prove to be fun.

Of course, sir.

I remember the paper he published that year very well.

Oh.

In fact, those findings became the cornerstone

of the modern-day high-tech security system.

They most certainly do.

Look at Hikaru go.

He looks right at home mingling with the VIPs.

Today was supposed to be my chance

to show off my flawless etiquette, and he's ruining it.

But I know Hikaru's ultimate weakness,

which is going to help let us stop to this right now.

Jessica, don't!

What'd you say?

That's terrible!

Akira's in big trouble!

Oh, no!

Huh?

What's happened to Akira?

Just kidding!

You're so gullible, Hikaru!

Let me have it.

Akira? Akira?

Hikaru, it was just a joke.

What's going on?

Nothing!

The thing is...

Akira's in some kind of trouble.

Akira's in trouble?

Ugh.

Tony, can't I leave you alone for one day?

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Ugh.

Ah!

Too much!

Stop it!

Shut it down, Jokasta!

Shutting down now.

Come on, don't we have a normal mixer?

This one is much more efficient.

It whips at a higher velocity and far more evenly.

Akira, what's the next step?

Let's see.

It says to pour it into the mold

and then place it in the oven at 350 degrees for an hour.

Huh?

Uh, yeah, but...

Hey, um, don't you think we should use a regular oven?

What for?

When it comes to cooking,

you can't beat the Stark Hyper-Energy Collider.

Don't worry, we've adjusted the setting

so it'll perform just like a household oven.

Energy now engaged.

Oh, yeah!

Any sign of Joel?

No, none.

Plast it.

We'll just have to begin without him.

Oops, my bad.

It turns out we're actually supposed to chill it,

not bake it.

Chill it?

Sorry about that.

I was looking at the wrong page.

That's just great.

So now my beautiful cheesecake

is going to turn into a baked cheesecake nightmare.

I thought those instructions were strange.

If it's a no-bake cheesecake, why put it in the oven?

So what now, Iron Chef?

We'll just have to learn from our mistake.

It's nothing to worry about.

Shut it down, Jocasta.

Initiating an emergency stop.

Hello?

There you are, finally.

Akira, are you okay?

What's the situation there?

Hikaru?

Ms. Pepper?

What's going on?

Jocasta?

System error.

The emergency shutdown sequence has failed.

What?

Can't you do anything about this?

Negative.

What's that crackling sound?

It's no use.

Everybody hide!

What was that?

Um, you still there?

Akira, is everybody okay?

What's going on?

We're all fine.

No problems here.

We're actually getting ready to--

What's that?

Look over there, it's him!

No way, you're kidding!

Are you kidding me?

So that's where he's been.

What does he think he's doing?

Thank you!

Man, I am good.

What's the big idea?

Someone call security!

Man, this party's really taking off.

Wow!

And now, ladies and germs,

allow me to introduce the band.

Hey, wouldn't, oh no, please don't!

Lights!

I see the others are here too.

Tim!

Manino!

Rosetta!

Sube!

And yours truly, Joe!

Together!

Wait for it.

We are known as the Celebrity Five!

Wait, is this some kind of joke?

Celebrity One, never heard of ya!

Come on!

Come on!

Imagine that, they actually had a name for themselves.

Listen Akira, there's an emergency situation here.

What is it?

Let's get to the lobby.

We'll need help, but we can't de-smash in public.

Enough already!

Right, we need to get the operation started.

Let's do this, Juggernaut!

Blizzard, go!

And whiplash, go!

De-smash!

Juggernaut!

I'm gonna whip you with the shape!

They're in trouble.

Looks like we're gonna have to put this experiment

on hold for a while.

Jocasta, pilot the Stark Jack.

Understood.

What exactly do you hooligans want?

I'm glad you asked.

We'd like the passwords to your country's

and company's computer mainframes.

You really think we'll just hand those over to you?

Don't be ridiculous.

I don't think you grasped the situation here.

That wasn't a request pal, that was an order.

Did he say computer passwords?

Why on earth would he need those?

Come on Hikaru, we've got work to do.

Hm.

Mighty Thor!

And Wasp!

De-smash!

For the glory of Asgard.

Villains in town, let's take 'em down.

It is all over for you villains.

Give up, you won't get away with anything

while we're here.

This can't be.

Whoa, wait a second,

nobody said the Avengers would be here.

Hm.

Unstoppable!

You're as powerful as always, I'll give you that.

But it's useless unless you actually connect.

I'm unstoppable!

Let the lightning strike!

Hey, the hostages, they're getting away!

Forget about them.

Wait, what do you mean?

They don't care about the hostages anymore.

What's going on here?

You better explain yourself.

Is there another purpose behind this operation?

You're next.

Are you ready, Mr. Lizard Thing?

If you think that all I do is his,

well then you've got another thing coming.

You're alive?

Stinger!

Now for my wasp duel!

Boy, you didn't put up any fight at all

and you call yourself a villain?

Hikaru, let's use this chance to desecure.

I don't think so.

Let me greet you with my whips.

All right, how about we finish these guys off

with a little you-know-what?

Thor, wasp, wait a minute.

Something doesn't feel right here.

What do you mean, Hikaru?

If all they wanted were those passwords,

there were plenty of other ways of getting them.

And there's no doubt they'd have known

that Stark International was invited

to attend this conference.

I'd go so far as to say they were counting on it.

What the, you knew, Tim?

If that's the case, then what exactly are they after?

Listen, bro, there ain't no secrets

among the celebrity five.

You got that?

Tell 'em, Tim.

I shouldn't have underestimated the son of Dr. Akatsuki.

You're quite the clever one.

I was right, I knew it.

Listen, we'll sort all this out later.

Let's take care of the villains first.

Hikaru?

But--

Ahem, enough!

I'll give you another crack at a whip!

Ah!

lost, no!

They're down.

Stop this.

You must follow my orders.

Shut up!

Don't tell me what to do.

I know how to handle these whips just fine on my own!

Unstoppable!

This isn't looking good, Hikaru.

I will always hold my partner's judgment in high regard

and treat it with respect.

However, during times of battle,

we are often required to charge headfirst

into an unknown darkness.

I see.

He's saying that if I keep worrying all the time,

I'll never get anything done, right?

Most definitely.

Seems like you could use a hand.

All right, everybody.

Let's do this.

It's party time!

We made it!

I can't believe it!

Shield throw!

It's time for smashing!

Another crack at a whip!

Akira, use the build-up plate!

Right!

Build up!

Smash!

Target acquired!

Locked on!

Now's my chance!

Here comes!

Final repulsor!

You absorbed the energy from my final repulsor?

That's what Tim was after all along.

Whip last, desecute!

No!

You two, desecute! - You two, desecute!

Now!

Ah, that was a bit of a headache, but I got it done.

Good work.

What's he up to?

I know that, boys.

Greetings.

Long time, no sea adventures.

Loki, you didn't think I'd stay away forever, did you?

I'm so looking forward to showing you

how this all develops.

Who would've thought Loki would show up?

I can't figure it out.

I mean, where'd he come from?

He was thrown into interdimensional space.

Ultimate...

Unibeam!

Magic Force!

It's over, Iron Man, dear!

Speak for yourself!

Don't, don't!

All my powers!

But if Loki is still alive, then that could mean...

You're right!

It means Dad must still be alive out there somewhere, too!

Yeah, indeed.

And whatever Loki is plotting away at this time,

we will be there to stop him.

Would someone mind telling me what this thing is?

Eh, I...

Well, you see, Chris was trying to make a--

That's a green tinazuki bean no-bake cheesecake

that Chris made!

A green tinazuki bean chees-wha?

That's a cake?

I'd rather not talk about it.

Really, it's not that bad.

So let me get this straight.

While we were away, you guys all got together to bake cakes.

That is absolutely adorable!

No, it's not like that.

It was a scientific experiment.

Yeah, science!

This could go two ways.

Whoa, it's delicious!

What?

Yes, this is wonderful.

This power is impeccable and exquisite.

That's Iron Man's final repulsor.

So this was what you were after?

I can't believe you deceived us like that.

So, what is Loki planning to do now?

You'll find out soon enough.

My, my, Simo Loki, always so secretive.

It's coming along, but we still need more materials.

You'll get what you need, and when it's complete...