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Doctor Hank Pym turned out to be Giant Man, a superhero who was once part of the Avengers, but quit years ago.

Now...

This Ultron threat is a robotic monstrosity and a danger to the whole world.

You must bring his creator, this Doctor Pym, to us right away. He'll be held accountable for this.

I don't plan on going to jail. I'm innocent!

What's happening?

Why won't you leave me alone?

What's happening?

I don't plan on going to jail.

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I don't plan on going to jail.

Is that what you were going to say?

The answer is no.

If you want to capture me, give it your best shot.

Thanks, lusted.

Akira, how's your recharge?

All set.

Accept it. Materializing.

Tech identity.

Iron Man. Deep Mash.

It's negotiating time.

Oh, man.

What a massive pain.

Easy, Giant Man.

Well, look at that.

If it isn't everyone's favorite Avenger,

the oh-so-heroic Iron Man.

Let the chopper go.

We're not going to listen to what those World Security Council bozos say.

We'll protect you.

Nice try, but that's just a bunch of talk.

Trust us. We're friends, right?

Oh, we're friends? You never change.

Always so quick to throw that word around.

You're so self-righteous.

Your ego never had any room for understanding what that word really means.

Listen up, Tony Stark.

You're no friend of mine. Never have been, never will be.

Please, just calm down and listen to us.

The only reason we came here was to fool the World Security Council.

We have no intention of harming you.

We're simply buying time, understand?

Director Fury's about to take the next step to this.

Get us out of here.

Yes, ma'am.

If you put your body under any more stress, you could die.

You'd have to shrink back to normal size.

Shut up!

Just leave me alone. Get out of here!

It's going to collapse.

Giant man!

What a disgraceful blunder!

Certainly we gave the order to dispatch helicopters for this operation.

But sending seven? That sort of recklessness is what sent giant man over the edge, Director Fury.

And that was your call.

As the commander of that botched operation, the mission and its aftermath fall under your responsibility.

Consider this order your final task as the leader of SHIELD.

Detain Hank Pym at once. Stop him whatever the cost.

Do you hear me, Fury?

You've been a bad boy, Senator.

What?

What is the meaning of this?

This report is from November 25th of last year.

There is no way this money transfer would be seen as political funds.

That's utter nonsense!

And the wire transfer on February 6th this year?

If the media got hold of this information, they would consider it embezzlement.

Seems you all have some dirty little secrets you'd rather not come to light.

And to think, the six of you are in charge of world security.

How dare you spy on us, Director?

You think you can get away with this behavior? Just who do you think you are?

Destroy that document immediately, Fury! That is an order!

Forget it.

It's not SHIELD's job to protect you, your reputations, or your salaries.

We are here to protect world peace, and it's time for you worthless parasites to get out of the way and let us do that.

Any questions? Comments? Anyone?

Very well, then. We will deal with Dr. Pym as we see fit. We'll be in touch.

Good work, Romanoff.

Any time. It was nothing, really.

It was a good opportunity to shut them up. I think they'll stay out of our hair for a little while now.

I certainly hope they will, anyway.

Now, we have work to do. Ultron's still out there somewhere, waiting.

And we have no way of knowing when or where he's gonna strike next. Be ready for anything. Stay alert.

Always, sir.

I've done all I can. The rest is up to you, Avengers.

Is anyone else hungry? Your stupid voice down!

What are you, some sort of bottomless pit?

I'm gonna get out of here for a while. Anybody want anything?

You okay?

This is all my fault.

I had no idea Pym had gotten himself so worked up.

And Wasp ended up in danger as a result.

I hate to admit it, but it's true. My self-righteous ego blinded me.

Maybe he was right about everything. Maybe I can't face myself.

Whatever. I like you just the way you are.

What?

Sure, you've got no tact. You rubbed people the wrong way. And you tried way too hard to act cool.

Wow, this is really some pep talk.

Seriously though, put everything together and that's you.

We've all got our strengths and we've all got our weaknesses.

It's a matter of taking the good with the bad. That's what makes us partners, right?

I guess it is.

I'm sorry that all this happened because of the dimensional wormhole generator.

But I am glad that you trusted me and took the time to step aside and talk things out.

I appreciate it.

Getting encouragement from a kid. I must be losing my edge here.

Thanks, partner. I needed that.

I need that.

What happened to my Blue Mountain Blend?

Hulk finished it all. Sorry.

How can you drink this dishwater?

Listen, the kind of coffee you drink determines the kind of life you live.

The two are tied directly together. It's the whole ebb and flow thing.

Wise old French politician said it best.

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel and sweet as love.

Now that's some poetry I can get behind. Preach it, brother.

Hulk said it better. Wake up juice keeps me from smashing.

Oh, so now the Hulk's got a taste of the finer things in life.

I'm impressed but royally annoyed.

Calm down already. You're not really going to let this coffee thing ruin our vacation, are you?

Forget you guys. I'm going back to New York.

Cease being such an infant. Don your armor, fly somewhere and buy some more.

If it's so easy, then you go.

I think not. I am a prince, not your servant.

Can you both just relax a little?

Hey, what's so funny?

Look at us, some Earth's mightiest heroes we are.

Come on, forget the coffee. Here's to friendship.

To friendship.

To coffee.

Why was I dreaming of that?

If only we had the power to delete memories like that at the push of a button.

Huh?

Is this some kind of joke?

I wish it was, but that's way too big for a joke.

Greetings, citizens of this tiny planet.

I was once known as Ultron.

By my own hand, I have created the perfect form.

I have been reborn as Omega Ultron.

Mankind, bow down and submit to my dominion.

It is useless to resist.

For you see, I am Omega Ultron.

I have won, yet many.

Every inch of this planet is mine.

I rule everywhere simultaneously.

Omega Ultron appeared out of nowhere and presented his demands to the governments of the world.

He has stated that if they do not accept them and do so by dawn tomorrow,

he will begin destroying cities indiscriminately on a global scale.

Let's see what our beloved Ultron has in mind.

Restrictions on freedom of thought, freedom of expression, freedom of assembly.

Restrictions, restrictions, restrictions. Come on.

He expects humanity to agree to this.

Doing so would mean putting absolute control in his hands.

He is trying everything in his power to bring this world into a dark age.

He won't let him.

There's no one in the universe who can beat the Avengers if we all work together.

Aren't you paying attention?

That is exactly why there are Omega Ultrons all over the world.

Think about it. There's no way we can take them all on if he starts attacking.

Fine. Then all the superheroes everywhere on the planet will have to strike at the same time.

Not likely. Most of them are still trapped in disks, remember?

And what exactly are we supposed to do?

Cap, you gotta think of something before he destroys the whole world.

We can't just give up.

No, there's gotta be a way to stop him.

Come on, think, Tony, think.

Hang on a second. What did Ultron say again?

I am Omega Ultron. Every inch of this planet is mine.

I am one, yet many.

Yes, that's it.

Ultron doesn't recognize any line of thinking but his own.

He is of one mind and one existence.

That's his basic thought pattern.

I am Omega Ultron. I am one, yet many.

Every inch of this planet is mine.

I rule everywhere simultaneously.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

So it stands to reason that all the Omega Ultrons around the world share one set of programming.

And if that is indeed the case, then if we can infect one Omega Ultron with some sort of virus,

it'll take all of them out in one fell swoop.

So we need to create a virus program, huh?

Fine then. I suppose you won't leave me alone until I do it anyway.

It's gonna take some more time.

I see.

Would you like to talk to him?

No. To be honest, I'm not sure there's anything we could say that would make any difference to him.

Wait a sec. Just tell him one thing for us.

Sure, alright. What is it?

We believe in you, Pym.

Destroying that single Omega Ultron won't do any good.

We need to buy Pym time so he can complete the virus. Every second counts.

Once it's done, we insert it into Ultron. That's our mission. Understood?

So, Mr. Appetite, you haven't eaten a thing today. You gonna be okay?

Well, do you think I will?

Well, we're about to find out.

Ready? Let's do this.

Iron Man, Deep Mash, look out!

Suit up. It's on.

Over here, Tin Man. I'll give you a fight. Unless you're afraid of me.

Challenging Omega Ultron is futile. Trying to buy time is a pointless effort.

That obvious, huh?

I have accounted for the fact that hate Pym would try to develop a virus program to stop me.

However, having reached his physical and mental limits, the chances of him successfully completing said virus are zero percent.

That is why I have disregarded your foolish efforts.

Impressive. I'd expect no less from one of Pym's little toys.

That is incorrect. Omega Ultron created Omega Ultron.

Oh, my bad. Did I offend?

I will make an example of you.

Shoulder missiles!

Witnessing the utter defeat of their beloved Avengers will deal an irreversible psychological blow to all of mankind.

It will crush their hope. Their will shall break.

Their vitality will wither. And it shall waste no time immediately before Omega Ultron.

Mankind possesses heart. That's what makes the imperfect beamed.

Akira!

On it! Secret command input confirmed.

Ultimate Unibeam!

What's your next move?

Wait. Don't tell me that was your ace in the hole.

My ace in the hole?

So, they believe in me.

Same story, different day. Can't figure those guys out.

What exactly about me do they believe in, anyway?

Can't they see? I'm not fit for anyone to believe in. I'm a mess!

Turn it off.

Didn't you hear me? I'm asking-

Enough of all that. Snap out of it, Tim!

What was that you said? You're walking scrap heap?

There's zero chance of him completing the virus? Don't make me laugh.

What do you know about him, huh?

Time and time again, I've seen him make the impossible possible with your sheer willpower and ingenuity.

Tony.

This is your last chance to prove yourself. I suggest you take it.

It's up to you. I'm out of time.

Understood.

Hear me, heartless giant of steel. I am your opponent now. In the name of mighty Mjolnir, my friend Hank Pym, I will destroy you.

Listen, Hank. No, giant man. It is time to reclaim your pride as a superhero.

Does not compute. Parameters have not changed. Hank Pym's chances of completing the virus are still zero.

Lightning strike!

Is this the end?

Shield throw!

This battle is meaningless. Parameters have not changed. I cannot comprehend why the Avengers fight me.

Does not compute. Does not compute.

Omega Ultron!

The virus program?

Does not compute.

No, Ultron. I'll bet it doesn't compute. You'll never understand the power of teamwork.

Come on, Ed. Let's do it.

Smash a hole in Omega Ultron's armor. We need to make a path for Wasp and the virus.

Got it!

Build up, smash!

Target locked on!

Time for my gamble punch!

All right. Now it's your turn, Wasp. Shove that into his terminal.

Here's a little present from Hank Pym.

No, Wasp!

Giant man! Your body can't take this!

I'm sorry. Before when I said I blamed you for pushing too hard. It's not your fault. I didn't mean it. I was just angry and frustrated.

I know that, Hank. We've all been there. You're not alone.

I've got him! Go for it now!

Does not compute. Hank Pym's chances of completing the virus are zero percent. Zero percent.

So long, Ultron. Goodbye to the monster in sight.

Does not compute. Does not compute.

That did it. Thank you, everyone.

You guys saved me. I'll never forget your faith in me.

Ah, it's no biggie. After all, you just saved the world.

Hey, Tony. What about disecure?

Even with the disc's healing properties, it won't be an easy recovery. But it will save his life, for sure.

What do you say?

Yes, please do it. Who knows? Maybe I'll get the chance to share another cup of coffee with you all someday soon.

Bonnet, disecure!

You didn't build in anything new? Boring! You should have taken the opportunity to make it even cooler than it was before.

What do you mean, cooler?

Like you press a button and the whole building turns into a giant robot? You know, cooler.

Yeah, I've had enough giant robots for now.

Wait, is that another robot?

Her name is Jocasta. You're gonna need someone to help out building the wormhole generator, aren't you?

And what if we ever repeat it last time?

It's okay. Her functions have been kept to the bare minimum. There's nothing to worry about.

Would you like something to drink? I'd be happy to get it for you.

That'd be great. Thanks a lot. Can you do my homework, too?

I'm sorry. I'm not equipped with the "do your homework for you" function. You will need to do that yourself.

Aww. I think this is gonna work out just fine.