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all right listen up red skulls horrifying doomsday plan will be carried

out at midnight tonight in order to foil his evil scheme we the Avengers have no

choice but to split up there are five Gaia anchor bases each guarded by the

masters of evil Tony has developed awesome gadgets to fight against those

villains powered up by the dimensions field they're called build-up plates

Avengers let's shatter Red Skull's evil plan with these new ultimate attacks

Akira let's do this time for a showdown

Oh

a warrior's will

hey there it's me me me me you call yourself my friend Deadpool you know the

guy everyone loves around the world asking baby let me tell you about what we

discuss okay you know about buying this disc for me it's a steal come on he's a

rock-bottom prices iron fist man it's right up there with the best oh we're

talking mega hero well okay maybe you've got a point it is true that you cannot

use him without the bio code but look at the big picture you'll be your hostage

you can use them as bait for the other heroes or use it as a coaster for a nice

cup of hot cocoa what do you mean you don't like cocoa everyone likes cocoa

get lost what red skull this red skull that they're all shaking in their boots

lame guy aligns like I'd let them destroy my planet that easily I made it

if the Avengers little thing is gonna be the final episode of all of you hey what

happened to the camera huh hang on I got it no color ID hello the number you

have reached is not in service I have a job for you I'm calling to make you an

offer you'll work for anyone if the price is right

correct I'm right outside your door you are some people just beg for trouble I'm

from shield agent Romanov my code name is black widow we need your help I trust

this will be enough hello let's go over this one more time the

villain stationed at this base is Baron Zemo on top of that whirlwinds powers

make an aerial assault impossible and the enemy has placed landmines all over

the island making a surprise attack by land far too difficult this is the only

infiltration route we have however this doesn't feel right it just seems too

easy like we're all walking into a trap or something fortunately the enemy isn't

aware of this sewer system oh really what makes you so sure shield is an

intelligence agency meaning red skulls not the only one who knows some dirty

tricks that's a pretty bold move getting someone in their ranks to spy on them

so while someone gets to be a spy you all have to crawl around in the sewers

that's some job you guys got you kidding this is the best job there is we're

protecting our friends and family's way of life and we're doing the same for a

whole bunch of other people all around the world man you sound just like cap

he's the main reason we volunteered for this mission huh not every day you get

to fight alongside the legendary hero Captain America yeah we're all big fans

we're on the job here pipe down now listen to you you were more excited than

anyone lieutenant you know cap the lieutenant joined shield to be like you

hey let's get serious cap as team leader I want to ask a favor sir sure when this

is over can we all get your autograph yes anytime

what a strange time to finally realize my partner's a hero lucky me I decide to

explore the island to get away from that inseparable Baron Zemo and his orders

and look what I find who's there show yourself are you scared I recognize

that voice and that twisted laugh

it's been a while you punk Green Goblin let's take him down no wait we'll hold

him off you and cap head for the guy anchor we are not leaving you here think

about it if you materialized cap right now who's gonna take down Baron Zemo

later I know but he's right let's go it's the only way to pull off this

mission it's up to you and cap Chris go on get moving good luck lieutenant

right it doesn't make any sense we just left them there I know all the more

reason we have to win to make their sacrifice worthwhile you and I owe it to

them I would exterminate them with great pleasure

I sure hope you'll put up a good fight unlike those useless pawns from shield

so let me have some fun with him your pain we're out of options here Chris

he's nuts why didn't you let me take care of this mission director

because you've been off your game it all started when we lost Hawkeye this is not

our final fight not by a long shot this mission this war it's just another step

we taken our duty to keep the peace and defend freedom shield can't afford to

lose you if you make some foolish mistake and besides if we lost you at a

critical time like this Hawkeye's sacrifice would be for nothing

don't spend these all in one place thanks I guess seriously that's the best

you got a little more enthusiasm isn't that the scene we're going for here I'm

really not in the mood ah the shield guys huh come on they're just extras

really take it from me you can't go caring about every single person it'll

just make you crazy from the stretch not one more word you hear word you're

wrong those guys did their duty and put their lives on the line for us they are

not extras they're heroes who left those heroes behind and ran away was it me I

don't think so dude don't stretch the suit you better cut it out man the

audience hates that kind of downer stuff they're gonna kill our ratings on the

battlefield we're often faced with the hardest choices that's the mark of a

true warrior someone who can bear the load and move ahead in battle keep the

fight going partner don't be so melodramatic you just need to get used to

it kid whatever let's go an uninvited guest tonight's banquet of destruction

is invitation only really I've tried to forget about all those birthday parties

that I never got invited to my heart is scarred forever by those memories and

now you're gonna pay for that painful reminder I don't see any cake guess I'll

cut a big slice out of you behold how guy are you happy to see him alive we

used a special technique to preserve him in ice you and all your dirty tricks

you'd never win a fair fight that may be true but with my spear I now wield a

power that can't be stopped you don't stand a chance now my dream my dream is

to watch your feeble hearts crack and shatter like this ice so I've got a

front-row seat while you're forced to sacrifice Hawkeye to save the world you

are all such hypocrites Chris you got a D smash me I can't you have to I'm

telling you cap I can't do it I think you're forgetting that I am here too

wait Deadpool I'm on the clock kid just leave it to old uncle Deadpool I've been

paid my honey's waiting I'm not obligated to save Hawkeye oh and one

more thing the kids watching at home hate these dilemma scenes they want

themselves some action Baron Zemo if there's a reason not to cut you up I

don't say it you've made your choice and sealed you're full that all you got bag

face with my super healing ability I can the dimensions via strength surpasses

your earthly mutant powers you're called Deadpool the Merc with a mouth I've heard

you're about to become the Merc with no hey what will you do if you D smash that

will be the end of Hawkeye he played you for a jump this has been entertaining Oh

Chris the despair on your face was a wonderful sight to behold Captain America

how does it feel to be completely powerless stuck as a prisoner inside

your disc with a coward in command that must be quite hard for you I'm sorry

partner why why do I always let people down know this is my fault you have

compassion that's a good thing it'll guide you on your journey in life

without it you'd be truly lost trust me and I'll be there to guide the way

what do you want to become I'll help you find out you don't need to decide now

the answer will come and let me go on the record saying I couldn't have a

better partner I'm at full power captain now we can settle our feud once and for

all your quest ends here Baron Zemo you emerge from the darkness like a nightmare

from the past but you are history and Chris and I look to the future and it

does not include you it's time let's go right

courage, honor, freedom, and hope. Take this! Diving attack. Feel that? My dark sphere

power is unstoppable. Sail throw! You're too slow. We only have a short window to

use the build-up plate. I have to time my move right. Not yet. It's too soon. Let's

get this over with.

That'll teach you. Shield, tackle! Chris, do it now! Yeah!

It's about time. Let's put this to the test. Engage! Target, lock on! Shield ring! Perfect defense!

I still win. No, desecure! Too late.

What a cliche. The guy had his own self-destruct button. Can you walk? This is

your fault, you know. I keep telling people superheroes don't need sidekicks

getting in the way. Lucky, Jubilee, Amadeus Cho, the whole bunch, they can all get

lost.

He's not recovering well. We should put him in a desk. You ready? No! You have to!

No way! How's a guy supposed to play video games when he's trapped inside one

of those things? And I'm pretty sure that there's no way for me to enjoy quality

time with my new honey. You're thinking about that right now? I won't let you

give up. Well, check out Mr. Know-It-All. It's liberty or death for this hero, kid.

Fine, that might not be your cup of tea, but guys like me just feel that way. Go.

Get out of here! You know I'm just a good-for-nothing. No one's gonna miss a

guy like me. So what if I die here? Like I told you before, you just get used to

leaving people behind.

Man, you are dumb. This was my choice to make. You think I'm dumb? That I'm just some

little kid? Fine, because I don't really care what you think of me. This is my way

of being a true warrior. You are.

Told you you were dumb.

You're not recharged yet. I know. But still. Yeah, we've come too far to stop now.

With my hands, with my strength, I'm taking control of my destiny! Iron Fist! D-Smash!

Warrior for justice, fist forged. At Kan Lan. Looks like we're running out of time.

You can fill me in later, Captain. For now, let my fists do the talking.

All right, Shining Fist!

They didn't escape in time. Chris! You guys made it! You're alive! That's our line!

Well done, Chris. You're already on your way to becoming a greater warrior than I.

Hey, honey. Another apple slice, will you?

Snuggles, nuggles, nuggles, nuggles, nuggles, nuggles.

Well there, fans. That about does it for my run on the show. But wait, if you guys really want to see more of yours truly,

they showed a right to the producers. Love you!