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Right now, Tony? It's kinda late, isn't it? I was just about to go to bed.

We'll have plenty of time to sleep after we figure out how to power up.

Not that again.

We'll start by reviewing all of our past data. Everything that's happened so far.

Starting at the very beginning, so get comfortable.

Not too comfortable.

Okay, Pepper, we're ready!

Queue up the data feed and start transmitting.

Then check in on the D-System, get a readout and bring it to me.

Will do.

You'd think the word "please" wasn't in his vocabulary.

There you go.

Showtime!

Man, you weren't kidding about starting at the beginning.

Huh?

What the...

Somebody's hacking the system.

I hope this peak behind the mask isn't too disillusioned.

Ah! Surprise! Moda in the house!

How could this be?

I'm not sure.

I'm trying to scratch you.

I'm trying to get you to be a fool.

I'm trying to get you to be a fool.

I'm trying to get you to be a fool.

I'm trying to get you to be a fool.

I'm trying to get you to be a fool.

I'm trying to get you to be a fool.

I'm trying to get you to be a fool.

I'm trying to get you to be a fool.

I'm trying to get you to be a fool.

I'm trying to get you to be a fool.

I'm trying to get you to be a fool.

I'm trying to get you to be a fool.

The Death Wars saga!

So, our dad-

You really freaked me out when you suddenly showed up outside the jet for a project-

Well, that was kind of the whole idea.

This great brain of mine is always hungry for knowledge.

So when I learned you were streaming a feast of data about the Avengers and their bratty little sidekicks,

I thought I'd come and dig in.

In fact, I'm going to be greedy into our every last morsel.

Ugh, not if I can help it.

He's taken over the whole system, even communications.

Tony, we've got a problem.

It all started when your dad and I finally perfected our greatest invention.

So this is one of the famous discs.

Mm-hmm.

Examine it closely, Hikaru.

Huh?

What do you think it does?

Yeah, that's when we got our bio wristbands.

And then you had your big unveiling at the prison.

That's where we first met Jessica, Ed, and Chris.

Boy, nobody expected that party to turn out the way it did.

Allow me to present an invention that will change law enforcement forever.

The Digital Identity Securement Kit.

And that's about when things started to go downhill.

I come with the warning. The world is about to be set upon by a great scourge.

I'm sorry, what?

How rude, Thor.

Calling your own brother a scourge.

And you're supposed to be the nice one.

We designed the discs to capture creeps like Loki.

Never expected him and his goons to show up and steal them.

Which will it be, mortals?

Will you serve me?

Yah!

D-Smash!

Where are the installers?

Leave my dad alone!

I just can't say no to a party. Even the ones I'm not invited to.

Spider-Man! He was so cool. I sure miss having him around.

What are you talking about? You got me, don't you?

What am I, chopped liver?

Lightning Strike!

Aaargh!

What's this?

Aaargh!

Sealed?

Whoa!

Spider-Man.

It was the Avengers who were on the front lines taking all the heat.

Hey, don't forget we did our part too.

Akira, our most important job is to protect the installer from the villains at all costs.

Keep it safe for me.

Okay.

I'm counting on you.

You can do this. You're not a kid anymore.

That's when we knew we were really part of the team.

Pain?

Pain of the flesh, maybe. That will pass.

Loki, mark my words.

One day you'll get the punishment you deserve.

From whom, I wonder?

Because as of today, you won't be around to punish anyone.

Those who are brave enough to do the right thing, no matter what the odds.

He's secure!

What?

Iron Man, wake up!

You know, if you guys had gotten it together enough to beat Loki then and there,

he would have saved everyone a whole lot of trouble.

Yeah, that's easy for you to say.

He just ran into some bad luck, that's all.

Talk about luck. If we weren't there, we would have never had those limited biocodes

accidentally installed in us.

And you superheroes might have never gotten out of those disks.

And who knows what state the world would be in then.

Okay, you got a point.

But I get points for inviting you to my party in the first place.

Kid's got a biocode, alright!

Akira, catch!

Got it!

Hold it up high in the air, and say, "Iron Man, de-smash!"

Then throw it on the ground!

Iron Man, de-smash!

No, you don't!

Stop dancing around, you tin-wit!

Speaking of dancing, know the truth!

What? The disks!

Wait, where's this?

Oh, I remember! This is the time I beat the lizard!

You beat him?

I'm the one who did all the heavy lifting.

Accept. Please confirm. Code input.

Go on, confirm, confirm!

Confirm code now!

Ultimate Unipine!

I didn't see that coming.

I guess we can call it a team effort.

Yeah, okay. I can live with that.

De-secure!

Even though I'm the one who wrapped things up, I de-securing him.

Sheesh, whatever.

De-secure complete!

Let's not forget the other guys, like Thor. They're important too.

That's the lightning strike!

Speaking of other guys, where's Pepper? What's keeping her?

My guess is, she's avoiding you because she got tired of the way you boss her around all the time.

What? I don't boss her around, I just try to keep her busy so she doesn't, you know, get bored with her life.

More! More! Keep it coming! I want every last tasty gigabyte of data!

I just won't budge. He's got the whole system locked down.

Somehow, I've got to find a way to get word to Tony.

You're right about the others though.

Mighty Thor!

Captain America!

Boss! No! Hulk! Iron Man!

De-secure!

Without all of us working together, Cap would never have gotten the chance to say his favorite line again.

Avengers, assemble!

He really says it like he means it, doesn't he?

Hulk de-smash!

Okay, time for a pop quiz. Akira, why is it that you kids can't de-smash any superhero you want?

That's easy. The limited biocodes that were assigned to us only allow us to de-smash heroes from one of the five factors.

That is correct. And what are those five factors?

First, there's tech. You're factors.

Right. And it's first because, well, it's the coolest.

Then there's Thor's. Energy.

Right again. Goldilocks has got loads of energy in that crazy hammer of his.

For the glory of Asgard!

And what's Captain America's?

Fight! Because he never runs away from one. He's the Avengers' fearless leader.

Courage! Honor!

Right, but I'm still the coolest.

Okay. If you're so good, what factor is Wasp?

Is that a trick question? Wasp?

Animal, of course. She can change her size at will.

No matter what her size, she's big trouble for anyone who goes up against her.

That just leaves Hulk. You know his factor, right?

The strongest Avenger there is? Gee, could it be power?

SMASH!

Ah. Then we went to Japan, remember?

Do I? Going up against Silver Samurai? Japan's baddest super baddie? How can I forget?

Iron Man! Deep mash!

Tachyon Blade!

On my word.

I will honor the agreement. I'm sure we will meet again, boy.

Do not betray the trust I've placed in you.

It was the scariest samurai I ever met!

Met a lot of samurai, have you? Anyway, he turned out not to be as bad as we thought.

Yeah, and at the end, I think he even came to respect me a lot.

Wait, here we go. This is good.

It's the Eureka moment when all my research paid off and yet another brilliant technological breakthrough.

Wait for it.

The D-System is online and operational.

Now we have a chance of finding them.

All those discs stuck out there, randomly popping into our world from interdimensional space.

The D-System should be able to predict when and where they'll appear.

What can I say? When I'm right?

I'm right.

It weren't for my D-System, we'd still be hunting for discs the old fashioned way, like trying to find needles in a haystack.

Okay, looks like we're good to go.

Everyone, our goal is to retrieve another disc. This is our first mission united as the Avengers.

Gotcha!

But finding the discs was only half the problem.

True. Every time a disc showed up, there would be one of Loki's minions being a pain in the butt.

Yeah, like this time when Juggernaut nearly turned you into spare parts.

Oh come on, I could have taken him. We're just softening him up for Hulk. It's called being a team player.

That's a good trick, but you will fail almost double!

Woo-hoo! I could watch Hulk smash all day!

Huh? You could have used Hulk's help in this fight too. You gotta admit, he is the strongest of the Avengers.

Physically, maybe. But you should know by now there's different kinds of strength, Akira.

You know, I think he's having all the fun.

Time for some fun of our own.

Roger that.

Your turn, Thor. My pleasure. Lightning strike!

It's not just muscle that wins battles. Take Thor's hammer for example.

Then there's Wasp and her speed.

Woo-hoo! I got a little parting gift for you. And that's my Wasp's name.

In some circumstances, Wasp's speed is just as effective as Hulk's massive green biceps.

Hey, are you listening? Akira!

Yeah, right, sure. Where were we? Okay, that does it.

Hold on! What are you doing with that?

I'm gonna get you out of our system, even if I have to smash the thing to do it!

No way!

Nothing. It didn't even make a dent.

Well, I've gotta hand it to Tony Stark. He made this machine as solid as his head!

Hey, what about the X-Men? We haven't gotten to them yet.

Ask and ye shall receive. They're coming up next.

So that guy's saber-toothed?

She doesn't look anything like your average villain, does he?

That's 'cause he's a mutant villain.

Cyclops and Beast were at the disc ceremony. They're members of the mutant hero team, the X-Men.

There he is, Wolverine!

Always has to make an entrance. What a showboat.

Who is that guy? Is he with us?

Yes, he is. It's Wolverine! We've got one of the strongest X-Men ever, and he's on our side!

Wolverine! Well, you're looking pretty tough, and you've got some strong, sharp claws there.

Sorry, bub.

When it comes to those two things, I'm the best there is or ever was, period.

Okay.

Time for the ultimate showdown.

Here's where we met the rest of the X-Men.

That's the Blackbird!

Nice ride.

Iceman!

Colossus!

Storm!

And Beast!

Yes, indeed. Those crazy mutants certainly made things exciting.

But for sheer drama, my vote goes to that scene between Chris and Cap.

Now I'll send you to join your precious Bucky!

Over here, Cap! Look at me!

Chris, Bucky is not your partner.

I'm your partner!

Too little, too late!

Take that sucker down! Not his block off!

Roger that!

Shield throw!

I suggest a tactical retreat.

Ah, coming up on the grand finale.

Okay, admit it. Weren't you just a little bit nervous going up against Loki?

Come on, a guy who wears antlers on his head? Looks like a walking coat rack.

So I guess they're the first straight, huh?

What are they? They're called the Sentinels.

What about when the X-Men's arch-enemy Magneto showed up?

I mean, even you had to be a little surprised.

What was surprising was him helping us out.

That did kind of throw me for a loop.

I warned you, Loki.

I told you that one day those who believe in justice would repay you for the evil you've done.

This is from them. Consider yourself paid.

No!

The gifts have all been blown free!

Be fast!

Okay, Akira. If we're going to find the clue we need to achieve our power up,

it'll be in this next battle, so pay attention.

I'm all over it!

Uh-oh.

They can't act like this!

They're beginning to disappear!

Guys, we're their partners!

There must be a room some way that can help them!

And so it is.

It's like this every time.

I end up just standing on the sidelines, watching, doing nothing.

But Iron Man called me the best partner a guy can have.

There must be a reason he said that.

I may not be able to do much, but there's gotta be something!

You can win!

Tony! Don't give up!

I'm sorry, Akira.

But it looks like the jig is up.

What is this?

What's going on? What is this power?

It's a life force.

But then, Iron Man, I got energy to spare. Take all you need for.

Do it, Cap.

Me too. Go for it, Gloss.

Okay, my energy might not be worth a lot, but whatever it's worth, it's yours, Hulk!

I'll take it.

Roger that.

Alright, Akira. Bring it on.

It's coming at you, Tony. You're putting secret code.

Confirm!

Okay, you wanna see Power Loki? Then get a load of this!

Ultimate Unibeam Magic Force!

It's over, Iron Man!

Yeah? Speak for yourself!

No! No! All my powers!

Well? Why do you think that battle was so important? What was different about it?

Let me see. Well, it was the first time the five of us were able to share our energy with you guys.

Until that moment, we never could have done something like that.

That's right. The one thing we've learned from this review session is that your bio codes and your abilities are evolving.

Yeah, but evolving into what?

Oh boy, am I stuffed!

What in the world? What's going on?

Great moda!

Now I know all your secrets. My brain will have to go on a diet after swallowing all that data.

We've been hacked?

Exactly! I can't wait to show you what I've learned the next time we fight!

Steeping little?

Adios, stupidos!

This is really bad.

We've got a problem. The system's been hacked.

Yeah, no biggie.

Moda wasted his time stealing a bunch of data. That's about to become obsolete.

Because we're going to be even better than we used to be.

Yeah, you know it! Our power boost!

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