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Shield boomerang!

Psionic force kill, huh?

Right on the button.

Okay, Wasp, now!

Crimson dynamo!

Four!

Wasp's gonna need your help.

Oh, brother, of all the places for a disc to wind up.

Watch it!

Are you crazy?

If it falls from that height, the disc and whoever's in it

will be smashed to bits!

The grave threat of graviton!

Gotta get that disc.

Come here, come here, you...

How's my chance?

Sorry, but you have no chance at all!

I'm on my way!

Akira!

Jarvis!

Sir?

How much longer till they have to go back into their discs?

Approximately one minute, 43 seconds.

Bet those goons are trying to drag the fight out 'til then.

There's a 98% probability that you're right.

Whoa, and it's a good thing we split up the team.

Akira, Ed, we'll wait 'til the other's time.

It's just about up, and you'll de-smash me and the Hulk.

Got it?

Ed, you with us?

Huh?

De-smash Hulk, yeah, got it!

Not yet.

No, Hulk, ready, de-smash!

Smash!

Oh no.

Unhand me, villain!

On!

We're here!

Everyone okay?

Disc!

No, Akira!

Good job, but uh, watch that next step.

Huh?

A red disc means it's tech factor, right?

Huh?

What's this, another Iron Man?

That disc belongs to me!

All right, let's teach him the meaning

of the word firepower.

Akira, de-smash that disc.

Okay, but who is it?

His name's War Machine.

Accept it.

Materialize it.

Tech, identity.

War Machine!

Hee-sash!

Coming in hot!

Modak missile!

Soldier machine gun, micro-lodger!

War cannons.

Okay, okay, okay!

Get out, I'm outgunned!

Time to go.

It's over just like that?

So it would seem.

Everyone, may I present James Rhodey Rhodes,

AKA War Machine.

Hey there, guys.

Good to see you again, War Machine.

Thanks, Cap.

It's good to see your star-spangled self, too.

I bet Tony's the one you really wanna see, isn't he?

Yeah, after all, you two have so much in common.

It looks like you even go to the same stylist.

Don't start.

Where is that clown, anyway?

Oh, well, you see, I can only place one disc

on this wristband at a time.

That means that Tony can't come out of his disc

till you go back into yours.

Well, that's okay.

Believe me, I can live without all this snide wisecracks,

but the next time you see him,

tell the man I said hi, will ya?

Snide wisecracks, that's it?

That even a thanks for recovering his disc?

Well, fine, fine, who needs him anyway?

You can stay in that disc and take a vacation

as far as I'm concerned.

You can tell him I said he's just a cheap Iron Man knockoff.

So, what did Tony say?

Not much.

Never mind, I can guess.

He just couldn't help shooting his mouth off, could he?

Well, he's lucky I don't.

For example, that business trip to Miami,

when Tony and I spent all our time goofing off

and racing cars, I never told anybody about that.

You just did.

Uh, uh, Pepper, your hair looks nice.

Are those new highlights?

Thanks, that's nice of you to say.

I'm sure yours does too, if I could see it.

But please, tell me all about the fun you guys had

while I was stuck here, working.

Yo, Akira, put me back in the disc, hurry up.

Get Tony out here, man, let him deal with this.

Poor Rody, what happened?

Did I hurt his feelings or something?

What's wrong?

What's up with you guys?

Did someone's goldfish die, or?

Tony, so tell me about the junket you and Rody took.

Miami, remember?

A business trip, or so you said?

What?

Miami?

Oh, yeah, I remember, it was a total drag.

Nothing but meetings, and conferences,

and I got a really bad sunburn, I mean.

Oh, boy, all right, so maybe it wasn't all work,

but Pepper, really, you would have hated it.

You're not into sports cars, and yachts make you cease it.

Tony?

Rody, just wait till I get my hands on you.

So, you ran away, you're pathetic.

We did more than simply run away,

it was a test of my new invention,

a device that recreates the magic of teleportation

by scientific means.

It safely transported us here from the scene of the battle

in the blink of an eye.

So you've invented a more efficient method of running away?

As I say, pathetic.

You don't understand!

It's the first step in fulfilling my dream

of finding a scientific explanation for all magic.

So tedious.

Another disk has already been detected, that was quick.

This time, take Manino with you.

War Machine is amazing.

Easy, big guy.

I know.

Hey, I wonder if maybe this means

we'll all be getting new superhero partners.

All the partners in the world won't help you

if you're no good in a fight.

Try not to hold us back next time.

That was out of line, Chris.

Huh?

Ed's doing his best, and his support of the team

is beyond reproach.

You done with your lecture?

Listen, Chris, one person can only do so much.

The only way to achieve more than that is through teamwork.

All right, Cap, I've got enough people at home

telling me what to think.

I don't need you doing it too.

Huh?

Ready, Cap.

Bucky?

I keep forgetting, you're not Bucky.

Huh?

Look familiar?

They're the workbooks that you're supposed to be completing

and turning in every day.

Akira, I don't even think you've looked at yours once.

Yeah, but--

You let me down, samurai boy.

I went out of my way not to Bucky

because you said you had to focus on your homework.

I finished mine?

Yeah?

Even your math?

You know, sometimes the best way is to start

with the subject you like the least.

Then the rest is easy.

Oh, who needs math?

You mean in the real world?

Are you kidding?

Hmm.

Who's gonna manage the books of that boutique of yours?

The accountant, I'm gonna hire that too.

Yeah, and who's gonna manage the accountant?

Listen, Miss Know-It-All, if you can't do the math,

how will you know your bookkeeper's

not secretly robbing you blind?

And you're one to know about secrets, aren't you?

Mm, oh, come on, that's a whole different thing, Pepper.

Are you really going to keep bringing that up?

Why is Pepper so mad at him anyway?

You're too young to understand.

Now listen, you two, hmm?

Just because you're helping us find the missing discs

don't think for a minute.

You get a free pass on your homework.

I want those workbooks completed today.

What?

So get cracking.

Oh.

Don't let it bother you so much.

What Chris said about me is the truth.

All I do is get in everybody's way.

So that's it?

Huh?

You just get in the way?

Is that all you think of yourself?

Well, sitting around blaming yourself

isn't gonna get you very far.

Akira, Jessica, go tell the others.

We've located another disc.

Got it, right.

Good.

Are we all here?

Has anyone seen Ed?

I don't know where he went.

I looked everywhere.

He even turned his cell phone off.

Who does that?

It doesn't seem like Ed did just disappear like that.

Captain, Hulk is with him, so he'll be safe.

He'll just have to do this without them.

Okay, Avengers.

Let's move out.

I've had about all of this I can take.

Huh?

Huh?

Hmm?

Huh?

Hawkeye.

All this fuss about landing on the moon

and orbiting Mars, big deal.

We're rubbing shoulders with the future king of Asgard.

Stop yapping and start looking.

The disc is here somewhere.

Let's hurry up and find it before the Avengers show up.

Too late.

See, just what I was afraid of.

Shh.

Oh, Modok.

De-smack.

It's just you, Modok.

Good luck.

We can play that too.

Accept it.

Materializing.

Energy.

Identity.

Mighty Thor.

De-smack.

For the glory of Asgard.

Fight identity.

Captain America.

De-smack.

Courage, honor, freedom, and hope.

Animal identity.

Watch.

De-smack.

Villains in town, let's check 'em down.

Tech, identity.

Iron Man, de-smack, Modok.

Suit up.

It's on.

Now it's my turn.

Kionic beam, ha!

Force field.

Wasp, you and Thor attack Modok from both sides.

Graviton, de-smack.

Do your thing.

I'll bring them down to Earth.

Kill me a brawl.

How about a Wasp stage?

Nothing can resist my power.

Watch out.

Eat Modok missiles.

Thanks, I'll pass.

You can't evade the ultimate force.

Gravity attraction.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

Gravel before my power.

Service?

All readings are off the scale, sir.

What's doing that?

That's not Modok's mode of attack.

I think there's another villain here.

We need Ed.

He could tell us who's doing it.

No one knows this stuff like he does.

Taking a little break, huh?

Strange timing, don't you think,

with your friends fighting for their lives?

So what do you want?

I thought I'd take that disc.

Huh?

They obviously gave it to the wrong guy.

If you're not gonna use it,

we've got to at least put it somewhere safe, you know?

Lock it away.

Maybe so.

Probably right.

Yeah, I thought you'd see it my way.

Okay, climb on and I'll take you to the airport.

And when you get back home,

you should think about taking down your superhero fansite

and throwing away your collection.

Hey, watch it.

You're crying now?

Man, how did someone like you wind up with a bio code?

I could throw a stick in a crowd

and hit a dozen kids that would've been better than you.

Okay, that's enough out of you.

You don't know anything about him.

Maybe he's not the bravest kid,

but no one works harder than he does.

He stays up all night getting ready for a mission

and worries that I'm the one not getting enough sleep.

He takes his bio code serious enough

that sometimes he wonders if he's up to the challenge.

That's not being weak.

That's being smart.

So stop talking like you know him, okay?

'Cause you don't know him at all, Hawkeye.

You're right.

I'm not his partner.

You are.

Huh?

Kulk?

Did you really mean it?

I've been played.

Well, you heard what your partner said.

He seems to think you've got what it takes, kid.

How 'bout it?

What a dirty trick, Hawkeye.

Will we be there in time?

They're dead ahead.

Be there in less than a minute.

Heh.

Well, at least I'll get to do some smashing.

I cannot move the muscles!

Oh, I know that super villain.

It's Gravitine.

He can control gravity.

Ha ha ha ha, no one can defy gravity.

The universal law of the cosmos!

Whoa!

What are you doing, you maniac?

Let's take him down.

No, wait, Hawkeye.

He'll just hit us with his gravity attack, too.

Yeah.

Wait for what, Ed?

You got some kind of plan?

Gravity!

It can make you kiss the walls!

Okay, now?

A little longer.

It can force you to your knees,

grind you into the ground, and crush you into nothingness!

Okay, Hawkeye, now!

Accept it.

Materializing.

Power, ideated.

Now, Hawkeye, ready, de-smack!

All that artificial gravity did was make the Hulk

even heavier than usual.

Nice work, Gravitine,

with friends like you who need enemies!

I thought the laws of gravity would betray me.

Guess it's time to de-secure.

Yeah, de-secure!

Get up outta here!

Hey, look!

I found the disc!

Why you infernal little brat?

Don't think that you've won,

and we're not running away,

just testing my new invention!

Yeah, yeah, let's get out of here.

What was that?

Some kind of teleportation device.

Clever.

Way to go, Ed!

You were the man today!

Oh, not really.

Seriously, we were done for if you hadn't shown up.

You'd agree, wouldn't you, Chris?

Whatever.

So, why the sudden change of heart?

Well, it was really Hawkeye and Hulk that didn't--

Mm, hey, Shellhead.

I think Pepper wants to talk to you.

She's got something on her mind.

Right, well, it'll have to wait.

Come on, Akira, we've got a lot of homework to get to.

What, now?

That means you too, Jessica.

Okay.

Listen, how you got there isn't important.

All that matters is you got there.

Good job, kid.

Cap?

Yes?

Who's Bucky?

You mentioned the guy.

Someone called Bucky.

You know, it's kind of personal.

Don't worry about it, Chris.

Fine.

I really don't care about him or you.

No one ever said teenagers were easy.

It's gonna be a long run.