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With Ed, Jessica and Spider-Man captured and now prisoners of the enemy, we rush to the scene in order to rescue them.

But an impenetrable wall of hurricane force wind prevents us from reaching them.

Only the Incredible Hulk has the strength to break through the whirlwind.

But when Akira tries to de-smash the Green Giant, it's no go.

Huh? This isn't working.

Looks like that's bio-codes have got even more secrets we don't know about.

Eat more of that laser, Spider-Man!

With a sign of boot!

And my fist for dessert!

Hulk! Come on! Why won't it let me de-smash the Hulk?

Avengers, assemble!

Three months earlier.

Your what? Why are you changing the specs?

Not again.

Will you relax? I'm not changing the specs, just tweaking them.

We already tweaked the specs.

All right, then I'm tweaking the tweaks. Peter!

Right! Yes, coming on my way!

Okay, here's the crux of the problem.

The process of converting the captured target into an energy signal.

We just can't get it to work.

Sure we can. We're scientists, that's our job.

To get things to work.

That is precisely why we have to rethink the specs.

Let's try using the PIM partners.

Stop, that's never gonna happen.

Hey Peter!

Beep right there! Almost got everything!

Tony.

At this rate, the disk project's never getting off the drawing board.

You're just homesick.

Don't start that again.

I bet I know what it is. It's that birthday gift you got your son.

What is it anyway? Something with a limited shelf life, like a cheesecake or a goldfish?

All right, that's enough. You're trying my patience, Tony. I really-

See, I've always maintained you can classify scientists into two different types.

Those with the courage and fortitude to dedicate themselves wholeheartedly to their research in the cause of human progress.

And those who care about their kids' birthdays.

That's it.

What?

Classification.

If we divided the captured targets into five separate classes by the dominant factors they possess,

we'd exponentially reduce the processing load.

You're right. We just need to analyze the target's DNA during the scan.

Not bad, Akatsuki.

Well, I have to admit, your senseless gibberish helped me get there.

You know what this means.

Still to the best minds in science.

Okay. I finally got all the research data you wanted.

Never mind, Peter. You're too late.

That was the breakthrough we've been looking for.

We divided the disks into what we call factors.

There are five of them.

Tech.

Energy.

Fight.

Power.

Animal.

Each superhero or villain is classified into one of these factors during the de-secure process.

As you might guess, my factor is tech.

Thor is energy.

Captain America is fight.

Hulk, naturally, is power.

We don't know yet who our animal factor superhero is.

Anyway, if we assume that your bio codes are locked into the same factor as the first superhero you de-smashed,

guess what happens if you try to de-smash a different factor?

Fight.

That must be why I couldn't get it to work with the Hulk earlier.

So we can't de-smash heroes that belong to a different factor.

Well, for now it's just a theory.

Theory? Didn't you invent these things?

Don't forget, your bio codes are limited. They're incomplete and unstable.

Even I can't say exactly how they work.

Yo, samurai boy.

De-smash me.

Now?

Someone's gotta get through that twister.

Don't worry. They'll never get through that.

I still feel like a sitting duck.

It's lucky getting us out of here.

Soon enough.

Meanwhile, we need to find those two brats that got away.

Let me go, you sly.

Do you have any idea who my father is?

When he finds out you are going to be in so much trouble.

Stop squawking, you pest.

I bet you drive your father crazy.

Found this on her.

Ah, this is the Wasp's desk.

Animal factor.

I'll hold on to this one.

Still one brat left.

I got this. Leave Spider-Man to my guy.

One good punch from Abomination and, uh-oh, he's nothing but Spider-Mush.

Let's talk. More action.

To delay the battle in order to boast of victory is to invite defeat.

Yeah, fine, whatever that means.

Hey, Abomination, you ready?

Yes.

Give that webhead a good thumping.

Then bring it here so we can desecure it.

Sorry, Jessica and Spider-Man.

But what can I do?

Face it.

I'm no use to anybody.

If I divert all energy from weapons to shields,

Jarvis has assured me that I have a 54% chance of making it through that whirlwind.

Wait, just 54%?

That's not bad, son.

Better than 50/50.

Fortune be with you.

Well, wait a second.

What is it?

50/50? What kind of strategy is that?

It's not coin toss.

This is your life we're talking about here.

You have just as much chance of not making it through the whirlwind.

There is no other way, lad.

Look, all of us have faced tougher scrapes than this.

It just comes with the territory.

Oh, man, these dudes are crazier than I thought.

As soon as you move in and take whirlwind out of commission,

the barrier will come down and Thor and I will move in.

So make sure you get out safely.

Works for me.

Pepper, you got him?

A wristband and the Hulk's disc.

Good luck.

Thanks.

The abomination is down there, as I suspect he is.

I've got to find Ed or Jessica and have them de-smash Hulk.

Iron Man, don't do it.

No more time for talk, kid.

Clock's ticking.

Hold on.

There's got to be another way.

Open the hatch, Pepper.

Right away.

This is nuts.

And by the way, my name is not Kid or Samurai Boy.

Not going to wait so long.

See? I knew it.

You are homesick.

It's more than that.

I haven't been a very good father to them.

When their mother passed away, that was the moment I should have changed.

That's when they really needed me.

But I made the same choice I always make.

I put my research first.

I wouldn't blame them if they hated me.

I know.

Let's have a party.

A party?

The discs are complete, right?

Why not throw a launch party?

We'll invite superheroes, celebrities, everyone.

Professional wrestlers, you name it.

And your boys so they can see what an amazing dad they've got.

Yeah?

You bet.

So, what are their names, anyway?

Hikaru and Akira.

Seriously! You can't do this!

No!

Sir?

What is it?

Next time you feel the need to tell falsehoods, I really wish you wouldn't drag me into it.

Yeah, sorry, Jarvis.

Fifty-four percent.

Where did that figure come from?

Oh, it's Pepper's weight in kilos.

I'll pretend I did not hear that.

I have in fact calculated your chances of success.

Would you care to hear the accurate figure?

I think I'll pass, but thanks.

Engage force field.

Yes, sir. Force field engaged.

Jarvis, how long will the force field hold up?

Calculating rate of depletion.

Energy level at fifty-two percent.

Now, forty-nine percent.

Forty-one percent.

That's too fast.

Indeed, sir.

The depletion rate is accelerating.

You will shortly have less than the minimum energy required to maintain force field.

Switching to sleep mode will maximize energy conservation.

Signing off.

Your what?

Not a good time for a nap, Jarvis.

Fasten your seat belts.

Iron Man!

Iron Man, can you hear me?

Akira, you can't let him push himself too far.

You've gotta de-secure him.

Okay, don't. I have to.

Not yet. I've got this.

But you're at your limit.

Oh yeah, says who.

I decided my limit is.

That's it. I'm gonna de-secure you.

Don't do it, Samurai boy.

Sorry, Iron Man. I have to.

No, wait. Wait, Akira!

This is my responsibility.

I'll bring your dad back. I promise.

But you've gotta trust me.

You and me, we're partners, right?

You've gotta let me finish this.

What if you can't?

Captain!

Right. We're gonna have to call the mission off and pull him back.

Akira, de-secure Iron Man immediately.

Akira.

What are you waiting for? Do it!

Akira, what is it?

I trust him.

I know he can do it.

Don't give up.

Don't give up!

Tony!

Hold the word!

What?

Iron Man!

No way!

I... I... got my disc back.

My wristband. The disc won't work without it.

Well, well. There you are.

Good. I was tired of playing hide and seek.

Okay. That's it.

You fool!

Get her!

Hey, Ed! Here, catch!

Quick! Get him before he can use it!

Accept it. Materialize it. Power identity.

Now, Hulk! Be smash!

Well, that's unfortunate.

Get him, Hulk!

All of you de-secure your villains.

We'll need all their powers against the Hulk.

What about me? What do you want me to do?

Stay there. And keep that wind barrier up no matter what.

The last thing we need is any more heroes getting through it.

I'm the tired of everyone grabbing me!

You'll just have to get used to it.

Jessica!

That's what we'll keep waiting for. We'll never be able to beat the Hulk.

Stop panicking. Leave him to us.

Like Diablo?

Not a worry. The effects of my alchemical potion are still at work within humans.

Good boy.

There's your enemy. That evil little four-eyed gremlin.

Smash him, Hulk.

What are you doing? I gave you an order!

Nobody tells Hulk must smash.

Can it be possible?

Your mindless rage is more powerful than my alchemy!

I most like it!

You did it! The barrier is down!

It's time for us to move in. You're up, Chris.

I'm way ahead of you, Cap.

Mikaru, put your heart and soul into your call-out.

Yeah.

Accept it. Materialize it. Fight identity.

Captain America, de-smash!

Courage, honor, freedom, and hope.

Accept it. Materialize it.

Energy identity.

Mighty Thor!

De-smash!

Mhm.

For the glory of Asgard!

Oh, man.

Wizards. Wait. Maybe they're angels.

They're pretty buff for angels. They must work out.

Thor! Cap!

You come! Everything's going to be all right!

Arise, Iron Man.

Perhaps you have not heard.

There's to be a party, and it would not be like you to miss it.

You got that right, Goldilocks.

I'm warning you. Stay right where you are.

Come in closer, and I'll smash Wasp's disc.

She'll be trapped forever.

What?

Oh, are you looking for this?

What? How in the world?

You see, thanks to my daddy, I get to take lessons in anything I want.

Piano, ballet, dressage, and even magic.

Swiping the disc when you weren't looking was a lot easier than pulling rabbits out of a hat, believe me.

You will.

Huh. You didn't notice I was faking you up the whole time,

waiting for my bio-code to finish recharging, which it just did.

Abracadabra.

Accept it. Materializing. Animal identity.

Wasp! Discraft!

Villains in town, let's take them down.

Hello there.

Finally, I've been waiting so long to see this.

All five heroes, together at last.

Avengers, assemble!